Kukhnya (2012–2016): Season 1, Episode 8 - Episode #1.8 - full transcript
Live telecast culinary Victor Barinov beats for a mortgage with Elena Sokolova, chef competing restaurant. The central issue is this: Viktor believes that Elena and the day will not be able to lead the kitchen of his restaurant. And Dmitry Nagiyev gives Victoria responsible mission: to look after the "beloved" dog that has accidentally shock. Thinking that the dog died, Max Vika buy a similar dog breed Shih Tzu. Later it turns out that she was alive, and now two dogs in the restaurant.
Dima, why the hell am I here?
I'm not an actor, I'm a cook.
You are not only a cook. You are the face of
our restaurant. So be so kind to show this face.
Go away! Let me go to the restaurant.
- Don't whine.
- What?
- Shut up already, Tyson, I told you.
I'm so tired of you!
- Let me cook him for you in Korean style.
- And then my wife will cook us both in Korean style.
Pull up your belly and go.
- Let's go, please. We are starting.
Don't worry, my boy. I'm here.
You rule, hold on... son.
- Good morning! And again here we are to the culinary
show "Tasty morning". Let's welcome our participants.
The chef of the "Claude Monet" restaurant Victor Barinov
and the chef of the "Arcobaleno" restaurant,
charming Elena Sokolova.
- Hello!
- So, we are starting.
Кухня / Kitchen
Season 1 - Episode 8
- Today i will cook...
leg of lamb with boiled green beans.
This is a dish that is better when
cooked by a man. At least because...
- Oh! Now he will bring this darling to the shame.
...meat has to be cut along
but women, for some reason, cut it across.
In general, a priori a woman cannot be a good cook.
A woman in the kitchen is a kitchen maid.
- Do You really think that a female cook is something..
I would not take a woman cook to my kitchen.
They chatter too much.
- What are you saying?!
- Huh ?
- You are some kind of misogynist.
Oh, you really think?
I treat women nice.
Generally, I love women
unless, of course, they are cooks.
A woman is a weak creature. You, for example,
would not last even a day in my kitchen.
- So let's bet.
If I last in your kitchen for a day,
you will invite me to dinner. We can go right now.
- Friends, what an unexpected turn of events!
Victor, are you betting?
Victor, we have a live broadcast, hey!
- I accept.
- Dear audience, a unique event
has happened right in front of your eyes.
Perhaps the two best chefs...
- So what? Today this woman will command us?
- No! That's enough! I take a day off.
- Too late. I have a day off today.
Damn, Ainura, can you wash my jeans?
- Of course. 700 rubles.
Just kidding. Throw it into the washing machine.
It will wash itself.
Just be careful. The socket there is broken.
- Understood.
- [speaking in Kyrgyz]
- Exactly.
- So it was your idea to throw me together with her?
- Stop crying! It was a good show.
Competitors in life, competitors on the screen.
I want to piss you off.
You became kind of sluggish.
- You've succeeded. I'm pissed off.
- Great show. Congratulations.
Thanks. So Tyson, come and meet Vika.
She has beautiful legs.
Vika, this is Tyson - he has nothing beautiful.
He is a moral freak. So in the evening I'll pick him up.
- You know, I'm not really good with dogs.
- You will like Tyson.
Vika, if something happens to Tyson,
he runs away or something else...
I will not survive. Go. Go, go, go!
Vitya, please, run to the kitchen, line up your lazy fellows
so that I would not be ashamed of you.
Everything must be cheeky-pooky. Okay?
- Can I go?
- You can. Thanks.
So! Give me something to drink.
Whom I see! Hello, Elena! Go ahead.
You will be a wonderful decoration of our kitchen.
- Thank you. Where can I change clothes?
- Change clothes? Where to change clothes?
There! Let's go, I will show you.
- Chef, that was cool.
- We will eat her, chef!
- That's it, shut up your fountains of unbridled joy!
Senya, overcooked.
Everyone to work!
Lyova, do you know that you've been cooking
bean roe for an hour? Fell asleep or what?
- Chief, but it doesn't work fa...
- Faster? That's because
you watched TV instead of work, invalids.
Oh... The kitchen, attention.
This is Elena...
- Pavlovna.
- Pav...
She will be today...
Well, you've heard everything yourself.
Is it clear?
- Yes, chef.
- Order!
- Attention for a moment!
Veal with truffle sauce, one Amandine cod,
shrimp salad with arugula and one blanc-manger.
Is everything clear?
- Yes, che...
- Fine, I will repeat. Is that clear?
- Is it clear?
- Yes, chef!
- Well, I think you can handle it.
I'll go for a walk.
- So, let's work, let's work.
- What an appearance? Where is your uniform?
- I have the day off. And my jeans are washing.
- Do you have a laundry here?
Come on, turn it off.
- Hey, don't go mad. Where can I wash them? At your place?
- Step back!
- Hey, be careful. By the way,
because of you, I lost my breakfast.
- Tyson, phew.
- Jeez! Bye-bye sausage.
- Tyson! Tyson!!
You moron! You killed the dog!
- Why me? You didn't watch after him!
- Ah so? And who ate the hot dog? Me?
- Then give your claims to the hot dog, for the fratricide.
- Do you know whose dog it is?
God, what will I say to Dmitry Vladimirovich?
- What you will say... Now we need to hide
the body. Didn't you watch movies, or what?
And to your Dima you will tell that his dog has run away.
- Damn bag!
Careful.
Where are you hiding it? Here everyone will find.
- Let it here for a while, then I will bring it out.
- Wait, let me...
- Quiet, quiet, don't...
- What are you doing here?
- Nothing. Just talking.
- That's right. Without pants conversation gets better.
- Moron!
- Fedya, did you study in France?
- What, I have nothing more to do or what?
- It's just that such a roasting is made
only in Lyon, at maître Bocuse restaurant.
But maybe you have a natural gift.
Louis! What are you doing?
- Is it your business, what I do? [in French]
Do not understand Russian, pardon.
- [in French] What a familiar accent!
Provence? Am I right?
- Yes, that's it.
- I love Provence. Especially Saint-Paul-de-Vence.
- Oh la la! My family lives there.
- What a views are there!
And what a desserts are served there at "Golden Dove"!
- Oh madame!
This is so unexpected.
It's like I've returned home for a while.
- Mademoiselle.
- Pardon. Mademoiselle.
- Here, come on.
Let's leave it here until evening.
When everyone goes, we will bring it out.
Here, cilantro.
It smells so strong.
If something - it will smell stronger anyway.
Everything is fine, let's go.
- Come on?
You maybe want even put a sign? "Here lies a dog."
- Where to?
- Oh my goodness.
So. Hold this.
And this.
- I hold, I hold.
- Come on, help me.
- Don't tell me what to do, okay?
- Come on! Take this. Take one more.
A potato, or whatever, onion...
- Okay, okay.
- Put it here.
- Wait, I put, I put.
- Put it deeper!
- I put it !
- What are you doing here?
- We?..
I?..
I'm looking for tablecloths.
- Ah so! Tablecloths at the vegetable warehouse. I see.
And you, Chicken-butt, why not at the workplace?
- I have a day off.
- I see.
By the way, stop making out here.
Here is not a motel.
- Fyodor, please prepare two more portions
of shrimps the way you do.
- Okay. Right now.
- Ah, a rag. She praised him, and he melted.
- Arseniy, and do you think the boss
should yell at his subordinates?
But why, for example, I can not praise you
if you have the cleanest workplace?
In my opinion, you are professionals
and deserve a worthy treatment.
- Where's my bean roe, after all?
If I stay without tips today,
it will be your fault. Understood?
What?!
- Calm down, calm down. Let's breathe.
Inhale, so, exhale. Now tell.
- In 15 minutes.
- Here you are.
- What 15 min? Guests have been waiting 40 min already.
- Give it to me.
Everything is correct. Roe should be cooked for
more than an hour. If not for the efforts of Lev,
they would have waited another half hour.
Sasha, ask them to wait more.
And you don't worry, you have time
for everything. Everything is good.
New order! Paris partridge, oysters with mushrooms
in white sauce. Everything is clear?
- Yes, chef!
- Yes, Dmitry Vladimirovich?
Tyson? Tyson is good.
Yes, running.
So funny, playful!
- Yeah, and dead.
- Dmitry Vladimirovich, what kind of breed is this?
You know, I'm just in love!
Such a cutie! I want myself the same dog.
What, what?
Ah, Shih Tzu.
Dmitry Vladimirovich, don't hurry.
Tyson and I get along very well.
Yes. Yes, thank you.
I mean, bye.
Need to go buy a dog.
- Where to?
- So what do you think about the new chef with boobs?
- I dont know. She's kind of boring.
- Well, yes, a little bit. But adequate!
- Well, yes, not like this one...
Invalids!
- Chicken-butts!
- Stumps!
- Stumps, I will destroy you! I will crush you!
- Oh, chef, and we... well...
- Go to the hell!
Traitors!
Prostitutes!
You are the only one left with me, Arkashka.
The only faithful living human bein... an organism.
Cheers!
And they are all scum.
- Have you had a dog before?
- Yes.
- No.
- Well, I had. Three. But Vika had not.
- I see.
You see, there's another nuance.
I am very worried about Hector
and therefore I want to give him only to a married couple.
- So that's great! Vika and I are getting married
just in a month. Isn't that so, Vika?
- Excuse me, I only pour some more water.
- Listen, I'm trying to help us. So you could play along!
- Excuse-me...
I just can't lie into people's eyes.
- You have to, if you want to take the dog.
Kiss me.
- What are you?..
- And here is the tea.
- Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
- Excuse us...
We'll probably go.
- Yes, we have to go.
- Well, Hector, I think I finally found you a new home.
- Take it.
Fyodor, Arseniy, where are you going?
- Chef, for a cigarette. Just a few puffs.
- Are you out of your mind?
Don't you see how many orders we have?
- But there's no orders for meat.
- So change to the chicken.
Look how many quails we have.
Fyodor, no smoke breaks.
Louis, we'll talk on the phone after work.
- Je veux téléphoner.
It is a matter of life and death.
- And I need You to work.
That's it, Louis, and no questions.
So, we have run out of arugula. Lev, please bring
arugula from the warehouse or where it is. Bring it.
- Why should I bring arugula?
Actually, I'm a sous-chef here.
- Actually, I'm a chef here.
Let me decide who will go for the arugula.
- Look at her...
She thinks she found an errand boy.
Where is this... damn arugula!
It starts so... Yes. First I look for arugula,
and after maybe I will wash the dishes?
Thanks!
- When will be ready Nicoise salad for the 14th table?
- Two Consomme.
My guests have already eaten all the bread.
- Fyodor, when will dorado be ready?
Here, the check came out 50 minutes ago.
- What can I do? See how many orders I have?
What have we got there, fishermen's congress today?
- Calm down, please, Fyodor!
What is this? What stinks?
- Damn.
Quails burned out.
- I see.
- I'm not going to take it.
Made by Louis From the menu
It doesn't look like the dish which costs 1500.
It seems that someone ate it already.
- No one ate it.
- Oh, yeah? Then please make it visible.
Solve this problem, Louis.
- I solved. Take it!
- Where's sous-chef?
Where is that damn arugula?
What is going on here?
- Wai-wai! She became a very sick girl! Pissed out.
- Well, how much does she give?
And why so few? Say that we don't work with so few...
Let me call you back.
- And here is Tyson.
- Vika! Wait.
I see that we don't understand each other anymore.
I hoped that he was lost... or dead.
Vika!
What is this?
- This is my dog! I bought it today.
I just liked your Tyson so much, so I could not
resist and buy myself the same doggie.
Although excuse me... it seems this is yours,
and this is mine. I still confuse them.
- Vika!
- Yes?
- What is the name of your dog?
- Mine?
- Yours.
- Maksik.
- What about the breed?
- Tsushi. Oh, Shih Tzu.
Like yours.
I have to go.
- Hello, you bastard.
- Ah, Ainura.
Want a drink?
- Wai-wai, I'm at work.
- How did you find me?
- I've been working with you not the first year.
Darling, you have to come back.
- Now you speak like my three ex-mothers-in-law.
- Seriously! It's hard there without you.
They don't manage it.
If you don't come, the chef girl
will become completely sick.
- Come on!
- When did I lie to you?
Do you want a drink?
- What are you talking about?
I'm at work!
- We already got three dishes back!
You can't give out anything on time!
What kind of blockheads are you?
What is going on with you? What?
- Elena Pavlovna! What happened?
- Well...
in general...
- Clear.
Fedya, go smoke a cigarette.
I give you three minutes.
- Thank you, chef.
- You have to give him a smoke break every 1,5 hour.
Senya! Swap to the meat.
Lyova! Change with Senya.
He cannot cook bird. I don't know why,
but nothing good ever came of it.
Louis, do you have issues with Jean again?
- Oui, chef.
- Well, with him it's very simple. A couple of minutes
of chat on the phone, and he is normal again.
- Merci, chef!
- You're welcome [in French].
- And what is wrong with this one?
- With this one is always something wrong. Bazar...
You are fired.
As was to be proved.
- Sorry, what?
- I say that I was right.
However, as always. I won the bet.
- Don't talk nonsense.
I worked all day in your kitchen
and everything was fine.
And then at one point, something happened.
Everyone seemed to get sick.
In general, you have not cooks, but invalids.
- Correct.
But they are my invalids.
And only I have the right to call them like that.
And isn't that the chef's job,
to make a high-class team
out of ordinary cooks with their flaws?
Ah, chef?
You owe me dinner!
VICTORY
People don't like to make mistakes,
but nonetheless they constantly make them.
Some are mistaken that they can control everything.
Others are sure that there can never be
anything in their relationship,
not even realizing that something has already begun.
And some mistakenly think
that the whole world is against them.
"Welcome back, chef!"
We cannot help but make mistakes.
They are part of our lives.
And the most important:
they help us find the right way.
- My good boy, Maksik!
Kiss your little girl!
- They have no shame at all!
- You are my good, my boy, Maksik!
In the next episodes
I'm not an actor, I'm a cook.
You are not only a cook. You are the face of
our restaurant. So be so kind to show this face.
Go away! Let me go to the restaurant.
- Don't whine.
- What?
- Shut up already, Tyson, I told you.
I'm so tired of you!
- Let me cook him for you in Korean style.
- And then my wife will cook us both in Korean style.
Pull up your belly and go.
- Let's go, please. We are starting.
Don't worry, my boy. I'm here.
You rule, hold on... son.
- Good morning! And again here we are to the culinary
show "Tasty morning". Let's welcome our participants.
The chef of the "Claude Monet" restaurant Victor Barinov
and the chef of the "Arcobaleno" restaurant,
charming Elena Sokolova.
- Hello!
- So, we are starting.
Кухня / Kitchen
Season 1 - Episode 8
- Today i will cook...
leg of lamb with boiled green beans.
This is a dish that is better when
cooked by a man. At least because...
- Oh! Now he will bring this darling to the shame.
...meat has to be cut along
but women, for some reason, cut it across.
In general, a priori a woman cannot be a good cook.
A woman in the kitchen is a kitchen maid.
- Do You really think that a female cook is something..
I would not take a woman cook to my kitchen.
They chatter too much.
- What are you saying?!
- Huh ?
- You are some kind of misogynist.
Oh, you really think?
I treat women nice.
Generally, I love women
unless, of course, they are cooks.
A woman is a weak creature. You, for example,
would not last even a day in my kitchen.
- So let's bet.
If I last in your kitchen for a day,
you will invite me to dinner. We can go right now.
- Friends, what an unexpected turn of events!
Victor, are you betting?
Victor, we have a live broadcast, hey!
- I accept.
- Dear audience, a unique event
has happened right in front of your eyes.
Perhaps the two best chefs...
- So what? Today this woman will command us?
- No! That's enough! I take a day off.
- Too late. I have a day off today.
Damn, Ainura, can you wash my jeans?
- Of course. 700 rubles.
Just kidding. Throw it into the washing machine.
It will wash itself.
Just be careful. The socket there is broken.
- Understood.
- [speaking in Kyrgyz]
- Exactly.
- So it was your idea to throw me together with her?
- Stop crying! It was a good show.
Competitors in life, competitors on the screen.
I want to piss you off.
You became kind of sluggish.
- You've succeeded. I'm pissed off.
- Great show. Congratulations.
Thanks. So Tyson, come and meet Vika.
She has beautiful legs.
Vika, this is Tyson - he has nothing beautiful.
He is a moral freak. So in the evening I'll pick him up.
- You know, I'm not really good with dogs.
- You will like Tyson.
Vika, if something happens to Tyson,
he runs away or something else...
I will not survive. Go. Go, go, go!
Vitya, please, run to the kitchen, line up your lazy fellows
so that I would not be ashamed of you.
Everything must be cheeky-pooky. Okay?
- Can I go?
- You can. Thanks.
So! Give me something to drink.
Whom I see! Hello, Elena! Go ahead.
You will be a wonderful decoration of our kitchen.
- Thank you. Where can I change clothes?
- Change clothes? Where to change clothes?
There! Let's go, I will show you.
- Chef, that was cool.
- We will eat her, chef!
- That's it, shut up your fountains of unbridled joy!
Senya, overcooked.
Everyone to work!
Lyova, do you know that you've been cooking
bean roe for an hour? Fell asleep or what?
- Chief, but it doesn't work fa...
- Faster? That's because
you watched TV instead of work, invalids.
Oh... The kitchen, attention.
This is Elena...
- Pavlovna.
- Pav...
She will be today...
Well, you've heard everything yourself.
Is it clear?
- Yes, chef.
- Order!
- Attention for a moment!
Veal with truffle sauce, one Amandine cod,
shrimp salad with arugula and one blanc-manger.
Is everything clear?
- Yes, che...
- Fine, I will repeat. Is that clear?
- Is it clear?
- Yes, chef!
- Well, I think you can handle it.
I'll go for a walk.
- So, let's work, let's work.
- What an appearance? Where is your uniform?
- I have the day off. And my jeans are washing.
- Do you have a laundry here?
Come on, turn it off.
- Hey, don't go mad. Where can I wash them? At your place?
- Step back!
- Hey, be careful. By the way,
because of you, I lost my breakfast.
- Tyson, phew.
- Jeez! Bye-bye sausage.
- Tyson! Tyson!!
You moron! You killed the dog!
- Why me? You didn't watch after him!
- Ah so? And who ate the hot dog? Me?
- Then give your claims to the hot dog, for the fratricide.
- Do you know whose dog it is?
God, what will I say to Dmitry Vladimirovich?
- What you will say... Now we need to hide
the body. Didn't you watch movies, or what?
And to your Dima you will tell that his dog has run away.
- Damn bag!
Careful.
Where are you hiding it? Here everyone will find.
- Let it here for a while, then I will bring it out.
- Wait, let me...
- Quiet, quiet, don't...
- What are you doing here?
- Nothing. Just talking.
- That's right. Without pants conversation gets better.
- Moron!
- Fedya, did you study in France?
- What, I have nothing more to do or what?
- It's just that such a roasting is made
only in Lyon, at maître Bocuse restaurant.
But maybe you have a natural gift.
Louis! What are you doing?
- Is it your business, what I do? [in French]
Do not understand Russian, pardon.
- [in French] What a familiar accent!
Provence? Am I right?
- Yes, that's it.
- I love Provence. Especially Saint-Paul-de-Vence.
- Oh la la! My family lives there.
- What a views are there!
And what a desserts are served there at "Golden Dove"!
- Oh madame!
This is so unexpected.
It's like I've returned home for a while.
- Mademoiselle.
- Pardon. Mademoiselle.
- Here, come on.
Let's leave it here until evening.
When everyone goes, we will bring it out.
Here, cilantro.
It smells so strong.
If something - it will smell stronger anyway.
Everything is fine, let's go.
- Come on?
You maybe want even put a sign? "Here lies a dog."
- Where to?
- Oh my goodness.
So. Hold this.
And this.
- I hold, I hold.
- Come on, help me.
- Don't tell me what to do, okay?
- Come on! Take this. Take one more.
A potato, or whatever, onion...
- Okay, okay.
- Put it here.
- Wait, I put, I put.
- Put it deeper!
- I put it !
- What are you doing here?
- We?..
I?..
I'm looking for tablecloths.
- Ah so! Tablecloths at the vegetable warehouse. I see.
And you, Chicken-butt, why not at the workplace?
- I have a day off.
- I see.
By the way, stop making out here.
Here is not a motel.
- Fyodor, please prepare two more portions
of shrimps the way you do.
- Okay. Right now.
- Ah, a rag. She praised him, and he melted.
- Arseniy, and do you think the boss
should yell at his subordinates?
But why, for example, I can not praise you
if you have the cleanest workplace?
In my opinion, you are professionals
and deserve a worthy treatment.
- Where's my bean roe, after all?
If I stay without tips today,
it will be your fault. Understood?
What?!
- Calm down, calm down. Let's breathe.
Inhale, so, exhale. Now tell.
- In 15 minutes.
- Here you are.
- What 15 min? Guests have been waiting 40 min already.
- Give it to me.
Everything is correct. Roe should be cooked for
more than an hour. If not for the efforts of Lev,
they would have waited another half hour.
Sasha, ask them to wait more.
And you don't worry, you have time
for everything. Everything is good.
New order! Paris partridge, oysters with mushrooms
in white sauce. Everything is clear?
- Yes, chef!
- Yes, Dmitry Vladimirovich?
Tyson? Tyson is good.
Yes, running.
So funny, playful!
- Yeah, and dead.
- Dmitry Vladimirovich, what kind of breed is this?
You know, I'm just in love!
Such a cutie! I want myself the same dog.
What, what?
Ah, Shih Tzu.
Dmitry Vladimirovich, don't hurry.
Tyson and I get along very well.
Yes. Yes, thank you.
I mean, bye.
Need to go buy a dog.
- Where to?
- So what do you think about the new chef with boobs?
- I dont know. She's kind of boring.
- Well, yes, a little bit. But adequate!
- Well, yes, not like this one...
Invalids!
- Chicken-butts!
- Stumps!
- Stumps, I will destroy you! I will crush you!
- Oh, chef, and we... well...
- Go to the hell!
Traitors!
Prostitutes!
You are the only one left with me, Arkashka.
The only faithful living human bein... an organism.
Cheers!
And they are all scum.
- Have you had a dog before?
- Yes.
- No.
- Well, I had. Three. But Vika had not.
- I see.
You see, there's another nuance.
I am very worried about Hector
and therefore I want to give him only to a married couple.
- So that's great! Vika and I are getting married
just in a month. Isn't that so, Vika?
- Excuse me, I only pour some more water.
- Listen, I'm trying to help us. So you could play along!
- Excuse-me...
I just can't lie into people's eyes.
- You have to, if you want to take the dog.
Kiss me.
- What are you?..
- And here is the tea.
- Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
- Excuse us...
We'll probably go.
- Yes, we have to go.
- Well, Hector, I think I finally found you a new home.
- Take it.
Fyodor, Arseniy, where are you going?
- Chef, for a cigarette. Just a few puffs.
- Are you out of your mind?
Don't you see how many orders we have?
- But there's no orders for meat.
- So change to the chicken.
Look how many quails we have.
Fyodor, no smoke breaks.
Louis, we'll talk on the phone after work.
- Je veux téléphoner.
It is a matter of life and death.
- And I need You to work.
That's it, Louis, and no questions.
So, we have run out of arugula. Lev, please bring
arugula from the warehouse or where it is. Bring it.
- Why should I bring arugula?
Actually, I'm a sous-chef here.
- Actually, I'm a chef here.
Let me decide who will go for the arugula.
- Look at her...
She thinks she found an errand boy.
Where is this... damn arugula!
It starts so... Yes. First I look for arugula,
and after maybe I will wash the dishes?
Thanks!
- When will be ready Nicoise salad for the 14th table?
- Two Consomme.
My guests have already eaten all the bread.
- Fyodor, when will dorado be ready?
Here, the check came out 50 minutes ago.
- What can I do? See how many orders I have?
What have we got there, fishermen's congress today?
- Calm down, please, Fyodor!
What is this? What stinks?
- Damn.
Quails burned out.
- I see.
- I'm not going to take it.
Made by Louis From the menu
It doesn't look like the dish which costs 1500.
It seems that someone ate it already.
- No one ate it.
- Oh, yeah? Then please make it visible.
Solve this problem, Louis.
- I solved. Take it!
- Where's sous-chef?
Where is that damn arugula?
What is going on here?
- Wai-wai! She became a very sick girl! Pissed out.
- Well, how much does she give?
And why so few? Say that we don't work with so few...
Let me call you back.
- And here is Tyson.
- Vika! Wait.
I see that we don't understand each other anymore.
I hoped that he was lost... or dead.
Vika!
What is this?
- This is my dog! I bought it today.
I just liked your Tyson so much, so I could not
resist and buy myself the same doggie.
Although excuse me... it seems this is yours,
and this is mine. I still confuse them.
- Vika!
- Yes?
- What is the name of your dog?
- Mine?
- Yours.
- Maksik.
- What about the breed?
- Tsushi. Oh, Shih Tzu.
Like yours.
I have to go.
- Hello, you bastard.
- Ah, Ainura.
Want a drink?
- Wai-wai, I'm at work.
- How did you find me?
- I've been working with you not the first year.
Darling, you have to come back.
- Now you speak like my three ex-mothers-in-law.
- Seriously! It's hard there without you.
They don't manage it.
If you don't come, the chef girl
will become completely sick.
- Come on!
- When did I lie to you?
Do you want a drink?
- What are you talking about?
I'm at work!
- We already got three dishes back!
You can't give out anything on time!
What kind of blockheads are you?
What is going on with you? What?
- Elena Pavlovna! What happened?
- Well...
in general...
- Clear.
Fedya, go smoke a cigarette.
I give you three minutes.
- Thank you, chef.
- You have to give him a smoke break every 1,5 hour.
Senya! Swap to the meat.
Lyova! Change with Senya.
He cannot cook bird. I don't know why,
but nothing good ever came of it.
Louis, do you have issues with Jean again?
- Oui, chef.
- Well, with him it's very simple. A couple of minutes
of chat on the phone, and he is normal again.
- Merci, chef!
- You're welcome [in French].
- And what is wrong with this one?
- With this one is always something wrong. Bazar...
You are fired.
As was to be proved.
- Sorry, what?
- I say that I was right.
However, as always. I won the bet.
- Don't talk nonsense.
I worked all day in your kitchen
and everything was fine.
And then at one point, something happened.
Everyone seemed to get sick.
In general, you have not cooks, but invalids.
- Correct.
But they are my invalids.
And only I have the right to call them like that.
And isn't that the chef's job,
to make a high-class team
out of ordinary cooks with their flaws?
Ah, chef?
You owe me dinner!
VICTORY
People don't like to make mistakes,
but nonetheless they constantly make them.
Some are mistaken that they can control everything.
Others are sure that there can never be
anything in their relationship,
not even realizing that something has already begun.
And some mistakenly think
that the whole world is against them.
"Welcome back, chef!"
We cannot help but make mistakes.
They are part of our lives.
And the most important:
they help us find the right way.
- My good boy, Maksik!
Kiss your little girl!
- They have no shame at all!
- You are my good, my boy, Maksik!
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