Kukhnya (2012–2016): Season 1, Episode 16 - Episode #1.16 - full transcript
Well, the state of Fire Safety management
is very sad in here.
Everything is alright,
we passed all inspections.
How did you pass all inspections,
when you don't have
a fire extinguisher in the kitchen?
We have it, it's in the storage room.
And it must be 3 meters away
from an expected possible fire scene.
I give you 2 days
to improve the situation.
Where did you hang it?
It must be hung in a safe place.
In the storage room for example.
Where is the fire extinguisher?
It was here last time.
You mocking me, aren't you?
Do you know, that it's expired?
It's not usable.
Damaged.
There we go, good fire extinguisher.
Where is the seal?
- Well, as they say " See you soon".
- The better one is "Good bye forever".
May I ask what aroused such an intense interest
in the Fire Safety Management of my restaurant?
Of course.
Interest is based on negligence prevention
of administration and also...
on the shameful condition
of fire safety equipment....
As well as on the call to my boss
from the neighbouring restaurant.
But I didn't tell you this.
Got it.
Well....
See you tomorrow.
Do you want a war?
You'll get it.
Hello.
It's interesting what you get
your money for in your Immigration office ?
What are you doing there?
In my yard some immigrants
that work in restaurant "Arcobaleno"...
chopping the lamb alive...
Are you sleeping there?
"Arcobaleno".
Chef, what are you cooking?
Why do you care?
Do you have nothing do?
Well, I have 5 minutes,
I wanted to learn something from you.
May I try?
Amazing pate, Chef.
What's the name?
It's not in the menu,
it's my special recipe.
What is it consist of?
It's a secret that will die with me.
Come on,
just tell me what it's consist of.
Chicken-but, you'll never guess
what it's consist of.
You are not intelligent enough
for this.
- I can cook the same myself!
- Seriously?
Do you want I'll prove it?
I'll repeat your pate in the evening.
Here... so you can compare
with my masterpiece.
If you guess till the evening,
I'll give you a day off.
- Two.
- Get out!
"Migration Services of Russia"
Now, you'll run.
"Salt" "Pepper" "Cardamom" "Olive oil"
"Avokado" "Seafood" "Chicken" "Lime juice"
"Duck"
Listen, is it edible even?
Because it looks like baby poo.
Chef's pate even looks better.
Well, it's ok.
It'll go with beer.
And what is it?
Ketchup and meet?
Have you heard...
About immigration services inspection
in the restaurant next door?
O God! No!
What pate is better? Mine or Chef's?
- You won't tell Cfef, will you?
- No.
Chef's pate is better.
Well, then, dear Elena Pavlovna...
It seems to me that you restaurant
will be really successful.
Thanks.
If the manager chooses the personnel
so thoroughly,
It means that you are not less thorough
with everything else
I have to admit, you surprised me a lot.
There is not even one
illegal worker in the kitchen.
The thing is I've been working
for a long time abroad,
And I get used to comply with the law.
Right, and Buryats cook sushi
not worse then Kyrgyz or Kazakhs.
Exactly.
It was a real pleasure to meet you.
Since we have come here
with all our cavalry, maybe...
we'll have a walk somewhere else.
In the same building
there is restaurant "Claude Monet".
Great, I love french cuisine.
Vitya! Vitya! I just got a call.
Immigration services inspection is coming here.
They were in restaurant "Arcobaleno"
and now they are coming here.
- Here?
- Right. Is everyone legal here?
Of course not.
Do you know that the fine
is half a million per person? What's wrong with you?
Attention! In 2 minutes
there will be Immigration inspection!
All illegal workers,
get out of the restaurant right now!
Quickly! Invalids, quickly! Quickly out!
"Speaking Kyrgyz"
- Louis, try new version.
- I can't find my work permit.
It was somewhere here.
- Ainura, wait. Try please.
- No, dear, I need to go.
- Please, just one minute.
- Ok.
Don't rush in a crowd.
Leave one by one.
- It's the best pate.
- Seriously?
No, dear. We always say like this,
when we don't want to upset someone.
Half use the back exit!
But be careful
they have a van there.
Half use the dining-hall!
- Where are you going Fedia?
- Chef, my passport is expired.
- And?
- And it's fake.
-And?
- And it's Moldovian.
Invalids! Go!
Good evening.
We are happy to see you
in our restaurant.
Likewise.
- Maybe you'll have a dinner with us today?
- No, I think a bit later.
Have a look there,
you can have a drink...
- ...and enjoy your time
- I don't drink now... yet.
Chef, through dining-hall
is not an option.
Back exit is blocked.
They conored us, animals.
You are such invalids!
You even can't run away normally!
Go in, fast.
Go to my office, but quiet!
Viktor Petrovich, we have guests.
Thank you.
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
No, no, thank you.
Viktor Petrovich! I'm very happy
to meet you in person.
I've heard a lot about you.
My name is Pyotr Ivanovski.
I'm the major
of the Federal Immigration Service.
Please, inspect. Here is the kitchen,
there is storage room.
Viktor Petrovich,
can't we go to your office
and discuss everything there?
- Unfortunately, I can't. On duty.
- I understand.
But it'll take just few minutes.
Sorry, but I need to cook
for the guests of our amazing restaurant.
I got it.
Ok, I perfectly understand you.
All of us have responsibilities,
that we can not turn down.
If you don't mind,
I'll wait for you here.
- Ok, just let's be fast.
- Of course.
Viktor Petrovich
I hope you don't mind, if I...
... get down to business straight away.
I'm... so to say... just your guest,
so I have to follow your orders.
Have you heard
anything about me?
Yes, you are well-known
in all post- Soviet countries.
Not at all,
you are flattering me.
So it means that you know
how they call me?
They call me...
... "Illegals Hunter".
Do you know why?
I know that one month ago
we had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
Great! It means
I won't take lots of your time.
By the way would you like
a mint candy?
- No.
- Too bad, it's very refreshing.
You know, Viktor Petrovich,
If you compare
Federal Immigration Services with animals.
Then we are hawks.
We hang fiercely in the sky
over illegal immigrants.
- Very creative.
- Right.
And if you compare illegals
then they are ...
...rats.
Right. And please note,
there's nothing offensive in this.
So far as in our world rats
are enemies.
Everyone hates them.
And it seems to me
you also don't like rats, do you?
- I don't like.
- Here!
Here it is!
However, they hardly differ
from cute squirrels.
Apart from fluffy tail.
But everyone likes squirrels,
and hate rats.
This world is surprising, isn't it?
Excuse me.
I'm listening.
Where?
In the fridge?
Great! We are on the way.
Victor Petrovich, would you mind
to come along with me?
Viktor Petrovich, would you kindly
open the fridge please.
Guys, has anyone seen
a spare key?
We don't know,
we haven't seen.
No, Chef.
There is nothing I can do for you.
My colleagues lost the key.
Such a shame!
What should we do now?
I have a s-spare key.
I always k-keep duplicates.
Here is it....the key.
We found it. The key.
Chef, I got it.
You add basil to your pate, right?
He's clean. We checked him.
- Yea.
- I knew it.
So, Viktor Petrovich...
There was a mistake.
It turned out, my people has checked
this guy already.
He's absolutely clean.
I've always known that in my kitchen...
everything is by the law.
- Fedya, how are you?
- Fine.
How did you
get me out of there?
Only Chef had the keys!
So let him keep thinking
like this.
Come on!
Oh, my God!
What is it?
One more!
God, where to hide all of you?
Now stay in the toilet for a bit,
and then using the main entrance...
Are you nuts?
They are guarding the main entrance.
My God, he'll sit
in the dining-hall, like Ainura.
Go to the bar and get
some clothes for him from Kostya.
- My legs are numb.
- It's ok. Come on, hold on, come on, Fedya.
Oh, my God!
Ok, come on, come on.
- I think it doesn't suit me.
- Did you lose your mind?
Viktor Petrovich...
My congratulations,
everything is clean here.
I told you this straight away.
Sorry, but I'm not allowed
to take it on trust.
I'm curious,
how do you manage?
- You are so understaffed.
- We are professionals.
Guys.
Viktor Petrovich...
May I ask for one small favor?
Treat me with dinner.
Do I have a choice?
- Chef, try the pate.
- Gett off.
Everyone has tried already,
said it's exactly the same, even Ainura.
I didn't have "Ainura" in my pate!
This spice "Ainura",
you have to add very carefully.
I completely agree with you, Chef.
It's so stinky, kills all the flavour.
Thanks.
Good evening.
Do you mind if I join you?
Thank you.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Are you ready to order?
- I think lady should order first.
Please.
I want this...
this...
and this and also that...
This cognac is very expensive.
Like really expensive.
Alexandra, come one...how can you?
Lady's wish is our command.
Stop it.
Certainly.
Ok.
- And for you?
- And for me? You know...
I'll try amazing apple strudel.
- Great.
- Thanks.
- With cream!
- We'll make it happen.
- Enjoy your evening.
- Thanks a lot.
Do you know why
they call me "Illegals hunter"?
Because I always
find them everywhere.
In this restaurant they cook
amazing apple strudel. Beautiful!
Is it fine with you that
I keep talking about work?
Is it interesting for you?
Well, great.
You know... if you want to find an illegal
you have to become one.
You have to think as an illegal.
And I've been doing this
for five years.
That's why I know exactly
how and where they hide illegals.
Those who aren't so smart
hide them in the toilet, storage room and etc.
And those who are smarter
put them in the dining hall.
Disguise them as guests.
I'll reveal you a secret...
There might be
an illegal among us.
Well then...
It was the most beautiful apple strudel
that I've ever eaten.
For this kind of strudel man can kill...
or save...
Tell Chef, that his amazing apple strudel
saved someone today.
And I kindly ask you,
please do your work permit.
- Ok.
- Thanks.
And it is you who I need, dear...
Can I see your documents?
You are a cook in this restaurant, aren't you?
Of course you are, only a cook
can examine dish so meticulously.
And most probably he won't like it,
because someone else cooked it, but not you.
Second, you keep touching your head, because you used to wear a hat.
Third, you didn't even touch
this amazing Chardonnay that you ordered,
because it's prohibited to drink at work.
I really understand you. Voila!
Follow me.
You shouldn't have resisted,
Viktor Petrovich.
If you have admitted everything
straight away, you'd get only warning.
To my great regret,
you have to pay ...
Fine.
And unlucky young man have to be deported.
Chef!
Maybe we should help?
I don't know.
He fined me and wants to deport you.
- Do you think it's worth it?
- I think no.
- Maybe we can make a deal with the other one.
- Right.
But maybe if you save him,
he'll forgive us.
Give me a chair.
Thanks.
Get ready.
Sorry, but it's my duty.
Chef, I did it.
It's exactly the same.
Even a little bit better.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
Not bad.
- Yea?
- But it's not my pate.
Why? It's the same consistency,
I chose the ingredients.
Wait! What is your pate consist of?
Let's go and have a look.
Beef pate, liver pate, chicken pate.
Well, so... chicken liver...
Lard, pork skin, salt, pepper, vinegar, onion
Emulsifier E250, anyway horrible stuff,
but if u mix it all together,
Eleonora Andreevna likes it.
Chef, are you kidding me?!
I was working the whole day for nothing.
Why for nothing?
You were self-educating.
Let's go and feed
your pate to Eleonora Andreevna.
By the way nice pate.
How did you do it?
What did you add?
What... Beef, liver, olive oil, basilic...
Here is the full recipe.
Excuse me.
- What is it?
- Have a look.
It's a bill for Ainura.
In fear she ordered for 15.000 rub.
Vitya, if they didn't warn us,
you'd pay 7 million.
Come on, they warned us
2 minutes before.
They should have done it a day before.
You have to say thanks,
our competitors take care of us,
- Who?
- Who? Elena Pavlovna from "Arcobaleno".
She called when FIS were at their place.
Eleonora Andreevna!
Baroness, Baroness! Yes, yes, yes.
Foie gras... recommend it...
- Hello.
- Hello.
Was it some kind of a move,
to warn us about FIS inspection?
No, it's I just don't like
all this russian wars,
when it's common to bait
your competitors with inspections.
Our owner likes it a lot.
By the way Fire Safety inspection
might visit you soon, be ready.
You know...
Forgive me.
For what?
It doesn't matter.
Confucius used to say
" Life is the best teacher"
It always teaches us lessons,
It teaches us to be better
and admit our mistakes.
be persistent and pursue the goals.
"Would you like to try our new dish?
Tender pate made of
three types of liver and meet."
"Pate gourmet"
And always hope for the best,
because there is always a way out.
"Hello!"
"Hello! Hi!"
- Hello! So did he let you go?
- I was deported!
How is that?
But I made a deal with border guards,
they removed me from the database.
Just like that.
But if they come here again,
I'm not Fedya anymore, I'm Misha.
Hello, Misha.
Hello.
is very sad in here.
Everything is alright,
we passed all inspections.
How did you pass all inspections,
when you don't have
a fire extinguisher in the kitchen?
We have it, it's in the storage room.
And it must be 3 meters away
from an expected possible fire scene.
I give you 2 days
to improve the situation.
Where did you hang it?
It must be hung in a safe place.
In the storage room for example.
Where is the fire extinguisher?
It was here last time.
You mocking me, aren't you?
Do you know, that it's expired?
It's not usable.
Damaged.
There we go, good fire extinguisher.
Where is the seal?
- Well, as they say " See you soon".
- The better one is "Good bye forever".
May I ask what aroused such an intense interest
in the Fire Safety Management of my restaurant?
Of course.
Interest is based on negligence prevention
of administration and also...
on the shameful condition
of fire safety equipment....
As well as on the call to my boss
from the neighbouring restaurant.
But I didn't tell you this.
Got it.
Well....
See you tomorrow.
Do you want a war?
You'll get it.
Hello.
It's interesting what you get
your money for in your Immigration office ?
What are you doing there?
In my yard some immigrants
that work in restaurant "Arcobaleno"...
chopping the lamb alive...
Are you sleeping there?
"Arcobaleno".
Chef, what are you cooking?
Why do you care?
Do you have nothing do?
Well, I have 5 minutes,
I wanted to learn something from you.
May I try?
Amazing pate, Chef.
What's the name?
It's not in the menu,
it's my special recipe.
What is it consist of?
It's a secret that will die with me.
Come on,
just tell me what it's consist of.
Chicken-but, you'll never guess
what it's consist of.
You are not intelligent enough
for this.
- I can cook the same myself!
- Seriously?
Do you want I'll prove it?
I'll repeat your pate in the evening.
Here... so you can compare
with my masterpiece.
If you guess till the evening,
I'll give you a day off.
- Two.
- Get out!
"Migration Services of Russia"
Now, you'll run.
"Salt" "Pepper" "Cardamom" "Olive oil"
"Avokado" "Seafood" "Chicken" "Lime juice"
"Duck"
Listen, is it edible even?
Because it looks like baby poo.
Chef's pate even looks better.
Well, it's ok.
It'll go with beer.
And what is it?
Ketchup and meet?
Have you heard...
About immigration services inspection
in the restaurant next door?
O God! No!
What pate is better? Mine or Chef's?
- You won't tell Cfef, will you?
- No.
Chef's pate is better.
Well, then, dear Elena Pavlovna...
It seems to me that you restaurant
will be really successful.
Thanks.
If the manager chooses the personnel
so thoroughly,
It means that you are not less thorough
with everything else
I have to admit, you surprised me a lot.
There is not even one
illegal worker in the kitchen.
The thing is I've been working
for a long time abroad,
And I get used to comply with the law.
Right, and Buryats cook sushi
not worse then Kyrgyz or Kazakhs.
Exactly.
It was a real pleasure to meet you.
Since we have come here
with all our cavalry, maybe...
we'll have a walk somewhere else.
In the same building
there is restaurant "Claude Monet".
Great, I love french cuisine.
Vitya! Vitya! I just got a call.
Immigration services inspection is coming here.
They were in restaurant "Arcobaleno"
and now they are coming here.
- Here?
- Right. Is everyone legal here?
Of course not.
Do you know that the fine
is half a million per person? What's wrong with you?
Attention! In 2 minutes
there will be Immigration inspection!
All illegal workers,
get out of the restaurant right now!
Quickly! Invalids, quickly! Quickly out!
"Speaking Kyrgyz"
- Louis, try new version.
- I can't find my work permit.
It was somewhere here.
- Ainura, wait. Try please.
- No, dear, I need to go.
- Please, just one minute.
- Ok.
Don't rush in a crowd.
Leave one by one.
- It's the best pate.
- Seriously?
No, dear. We always say like this,
when we don't want to upset someone.
Half use the back exit!
But be careful
they have a van there.
Half use the dining-hall!
- Where are you going Fedia?
- Chef, my passport is expired.
- And?
- And it's fake.
-And?
- And it's Moldovian.
Invalids! Go!
Good evening.
We are happy to see you
in our restaurant.
Likewise.
- Maybe you'll have a dinner with us today?
- No, I think a bit later.
Have a look there,
you can have a drink...
- ...and enjoy your time
- I don't drink now... yet.
Chef, through dining-hall
is not an option.
Back exit is blocked.
They conored us, animals.
You are such invalids!
You even can't run away normally!
Go in, fast.
Go to my office, but quiet!
Viktor Petrovich, we have guests.
Thank you.
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
No, no, thank you.
Viktor Petrovich! I'm very happy
to meet you in person.
I've heard a lot about you.
My name is Pyotr Ivanovski.
I'm the major
of the Federal Immigration Service.
Please, inspect. Here is the kitchen,
there is storage room.
Viktor Petrovich,
can't we go to your office
and discuss everything there?
- Unfortunately, I can't. On duty.
- I understand.
But it'll take just few minutes.
Sorry, but I need to cook
for the guests of our amazing restaurant.
I got it.
Ok, I perfectly understand you.
All of us have responsibilities,
that we can not turn down.
If you don't mind,
I'll wait for you here.
- Ok, just let's be fast.
- Of course.
Viktor Petrovich
I hope you don't mind, if I...
... get down to business straight away.
I'm... so to say... just your guest,
so I have to follow your orders.
Have you heard
anything about me?
Yes, you are well-known
in all post- Soviet countries.
Not at all,
you are flattering me.
So it means that you know
how they call me?
They call me...
... "Illegals Hunter".
Do you know why?
I know that one month ago
we had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
Great! It means
I won't take lots of your time.
By the way would you like
a mint candy?
- No.
- Too bad, it's very refreshing.
You know, Viktor Petrovich,
If you compare
Federal Immigration Services with animals.
Then we are hawks.
We hang fiercely in the sky
over illegal immigrants.
- Very creative.
- Right.
And if you compare illegals
then they are ...
...rats.
Right. And please note,
there's nothing offensive in this.
So far as in our world rats
are enemies.
Everyone hates them.
And it seems to me
you also don't like rats, do you?
- I don't like.
- Here!
Here it is!
However, they hardly differ
from cute squirrels.
Apart from fluffy tail.
But everyone likes squirrels,
and hate rats.
This world is surprising, isn't it?
Excuse me.
I'm listening.
Where?
In the fridge?
Great! We are on the way.
Victor Petrovich, would you mind
to come along with me?
Viktor Petrovich, would you kindly
open the fridge please.
Guys, has anyone seen
a spare key?
We don't know,
we haven't seen.
No, Chef.
There is nothing I can do for you.
My colleagues lost the key.
Such a shame!
What should we do now?
I have a s-spare key.
I always k-keep duplicates.
Here is it....the key.
We found it. The key.
Chef, I got it.
You add basil to your pate, right?
He's clean. We checked him.
- Yea.
- I knew it.
So, Viktor Petrovich...
There was a mistake.
It turned out, my people has checked
this guy already.
He's absolutely clean.
I've always known that in my kitchen...
everything is by the law.
- Fedya, how are you?
- Fine.
How did you
get me out of there?
Only Chef had the keys!
So let him keep thinking
like this.
Come on!
Oh, my God!
What is it?
One more!
God, where to hide all of you?
Now stay in the toilet for a bit,
and then using the main entrance...
Are you nuts?
They are guarding the main entrance.
My God, he'll sit
in the dining-hall, like Ainura.
Go to the bar and get
some clothes for him from Kostya.
- My legs are numb.
- It's ok. Come on, hold on, come on, Fedya.
Oh, my God!
Ok, come on, come on.
- I think it doesn't suit me.
- Did you lose your mind?
Viktor Petrovich...
My congratulations,
everything is clean here.
I told you this straight away.
Sorry, but I'm not allowed
to take it on trust.
I'm curious,
how do you manage?
- You are so understaffed.
- We are professionals.
Guys.
Viktor Petrovich...
May I ask for one small favor?
Treat me with dinner.
Do I have a choice?
- Chef, try the pate.
- Gett off.
Everyone has tried already,
said it's exactly the same, even Ainura.
I didn't have "Ainura" in my pate!
This spice "Ainura",
you have to add very carefully.
I completely agree with you, Chef.
It's so stinky, kills all the flavour.
Thanks.
Good evening.
Do you mind if I join you?
Thank you.
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
- Are you ready to order?
- I think lady should order first.
Please.
I want this...
this...
and this and also that...
This cognac is very expensive.
Like really expensive.
Alexandra, come one...how can you?
Lady's wish is our command.
Stop it.
Certainly.
Ok.
- And for you?
- And for me? You know...
I'll try amazing apple strudel.
- Great.
- Thanks.
- With cream!
- We'll make it happen.
- Enjoy your evening.
- Thanks a lot.
Do you know why
they call me "Illegals hunter"?
Because I always
find them everywhere.
In this restaurant they cook
amazing apple strudel. Beautiful!
Is it fine with you that
I keep talking about work?
Is it interesting for you?
Well, great.
You know... if you want to find an illegal
you have to become one.
You have to think as an illegal.
And I've been doing this
for five years.
That's why I know exactly
how and where they hide illegals.
Those who aren't so smart
hide them in the toilet, storage room and etc.
And those who are smarter
put them in the dining hall.
Disguise them as guests.
I'll reveal you a secret...
There might be
an illegal among us.
Well then...
It was the most beautiful apple strudel
that I've ever eaten.
For this kind of strudel man can kill...
or save...
Tell Chef, that his amazing apple strudel
saved someone today.
And I kindly ask you,
please do your work permit.
- Ok.
- Thanks.
And it is you who I need, dear...
Can I see your documents?
You are a cook in this restaurant, aren't you?
Of course you are, only a cook
can examine dish so meticulously.
And most probably he won't like it,
because someone else cooked it, but not you.
Second, you keep touching your head, because you used to wear a hat.
Third, you didn't even touch
this amazing Chardonnay that you ordered,
because it's prohibited to drink at work.
I really understand you. Voila!
Follow me.
You shouldn't have resisted,
Viktor Petrovich.
If you have admitted everything
straight away, you'd get only warning.
To my great regret,
you have to pay ...
Fine.
And unlucky young man have to be deported.
Chef!
Maybe we should help?
I don't know.
He fined me and wants to deport you.
- Do you think it's worth it?
- I think no.
- Maybe we can make a deal with the other one.
- Right.
But maybe if you save him,
he'll forgive us.
Give me a chair.
Thanks.
Get ready.
Sorry, but it's my duty.
Chef, I did it.
It's exactly the same.
Even a little bit better.
- Seriously?
- Yes.
Not bad.
- Yea?
- But it's not my pate.
Why? It's the same consistency,
I chose the ingredients.
Wait! What is your pate consist of?
Let's go and have a look.
Beef pate, liver pate, chicken pate.
Well, so... chicken liver...
Lard, pork skin, salt, pepper, vinegar, onion
Emulsifier E250, anyway horrible stuff,
but if u mix it all together,
Eleonora Andreevna likes it.
Chef, are you kidding me?!
I was working the whole day for nothing.
Why for nothing?
You were self-educating.
Let's go and feed
your pate to Eleonora Andreevna.
By the way nice pate.
How did you do it?
What did you add?
What... Beef, liver, olive oil, basilic...
Here is the full recipe.
Excuse me.
- What is it?
- Have a look.
It's a bill for Ainura.
In fear she ordered for 15.000 rub.
Vitya, if they didn't warn us,
you'd pay 7 million.
Come on, they warned us
2 minutes before.
They should have done it a day before.
You have to say thanks,
our competitors take care of us,
- Who?
- Who? Elena Pavlovna from "Arcobaleno".
She called when FIS were at their place.
Eleonora Andreevna!
Baroness, Baroness! Yes, yes, yes.
Foie gras... recommend it...
- Hello.
- Hello.
Was it some kind of a move,
to warn us about FIS inspection?
No, it's I just don't like
all this russian wars,
when it's common to bait
your competitors with inspections.
Our owner likes it a lot.
By the way Fire Safety inspection
might visit you soon, be ready.
You know...
Forgive me.
For what?
It doesn't matter.
Confucius used to say
" Life is the best teacher"
It always teaches us lessons,
It teaches us to be better
and admit our mistakes.
be persistent and pursue the goals.
"Would you like to try our new dish?
Tender pate made of
three types of liver and meet."
"Pate gourmet"
And always hope for the best,
because there is always a way out.
"Hello!"
"Hello! Hi!"
- Hello! So did he let you go?
- I was deported!
How is that?
But I made a deal with border guards,
they removed me from the database.
Just like that.
But if they come here again,
I'm not Fedya anymore, I'm Misha.
Hello, Misha.
Hello.