Kottan ermittelt (1976–1983): Season 2, Episode 1 - Wien Mitte - full transcript
Lets get it on , lets go!
Immediately! ...Hmm ? Whats that?
Oh god its stuck , this is a crap!
Nothing is stuck.
Did you see that?
I couldn't even remember his licence plate
What an ass
What are we going to do with that door ?
Throw it in there.
It's your fault if you drive on your job with your own car.
Good Morning!
Good Morning , Have you got a room with bath?
Room 11 but it's sadly occupied
Than we are in the right place
Your'e not taking the elevator?
I'll see you in a minute, bye!
Who is it?
Criminal Police !
oh!
A moment please
Well what is it? Open up !
A moment , I said!
This Door ?
I'll come later
What are you doing there?
Can't you see?
This is crazy good I say
I’m finishing reading the Novel
half a page only
All right
The End
Thanks Inspector
There is no Inspector
Its just my ordinance
And did he catch the murderer?
Jerry Cotton catches all murderers
Just like me
Put on your shoes
Right away , just need a towel
I already arrested you in a better motel
Yes
But still its the only Hotel here with a bath!
I always take a room with bath
I appreciate it
I know
I also know a room without a bath
You'll take that too
Very funny !
Is that your car ?
Something wrong?
The car is in a no stop zone
I’m on the Job
So What ? Show me your papers!
Drivers licence ,car registration , if you please
I’m from police
Very funny!
Drivers Licence ,Car registration I said
Really?
I’m warning you
Do you want abuse of office on top of that?
Hand over the papers
Oi , sorry about that
What I still wanted to ask....
Why the door is missing?
Because I’m faster at the scene of the Crime
Ahhh!
Lets go !
Wow look at how that car looks
Go look ,look at that car
Gotta look for a door immediately
Its drafty! ~ WHAT? ~ Its drafty!
Last Station, everyone get out!
Longer stay huh?
Hey! Stop ! Stop! Hey !
What an asshole
Can I sit here?
Today its even colder than yesterday
I have another night in the pay toilet
Thats my Hotel
For a Shilling
Possible ,Right?
Maybe you believe ,
I’m already drunk in the morning
But it's not true
Look
Well , Am I shaking?
Huh Do I shake?
There you go
I don't shake
Erwin got caught
Who?
I’m Erwin
Who caught you?
The Crisis
If I had money in my life
I would open a few pay toilets
That is the only crisis safe business
There is always shit
Just tell me when you wan't me to leave
Show one bit of weakness and
they take advantage of you
One bit
Jesus!
You speak Greek?
Not a Word , Why?
Because of the paper?
That paper in the Austrian television?
surreptitious advertising!
You can't do that!
Your'e totally in the wrong film
Thats why ,
Thats why.
By the way , you need to go up to the boss
and take Schrammel with you.
Delightful! Why?
A lie ,What else
Hello. Hello.
Thats where it happened?
A gunshot wound
Was he dead immediately?
I don't know yet
It was probably a gunshot
Gunshot?
Yes
Are there witnesses?
Yes , this guy there, the guy was running away
but the Paper guy stopped him
Name?
Erwin
And what else?
DrWalla
Whats your real Name?
Only DrWalla
Always have
What should I do?
Sit, Sit! Ready?
Say , have you seen the murder?
Who said it was a murder?
The Schrammel would like it that way
I haven’t seen anything
I have been talking to him the whole time
You know him then?
Not at all
I just sat with him accidentally
And the shot?
Did you hear a shot?
No nothing
Say,
Can you imagine that this man
As you sat beside him ,that
he had the gunshot wound already?
I don’t think so
What did he say?
Actually nothing at all
Only yes and No
I was talking most of the time
And then I bumped him
And he fell on his side down the bench
Than I saw the wound
Did he say something then?
No Nothing
Write his name down
Sir,
Tell Me exactly your name again
How do you Write that?
Exactly how you say it
Two L's? Yes
Address?
I don’t have an address
Excuse Me for butting in
Tell Me the pubs I can find you at
At the Pay Toilets
Did you find identification papers on the Victim?
No , nothing in his pockets
Now we need a day again until we find out his identity
Five Thousand Shillings was found on him
In big Notes and some small change and a piece of paper with writing
An address was on it
He also had a Hanky on him
Take a look if there is a monogram on it
If it was a Gunshot ,it could only have
come from these houses over there
The two top apartments , or from there
Not necessarily
How far is it?
It could also be shot from a plane
Or from a hot air balloon
Luftschiff? [Airship?]
Spaceship?
Or a Tractor. ~ Can that fly? ~
Where do you want to go? ~ Who's asking ~
I’m the porter
I’m police
What kind of people live here?
Different ones
What do you mean different ones?
Not many and less are home now
Okay thanks
You can also see the Stadtbahn ~ uh-hu ~
But not the bench he was sitting on
Maybe all the way from the top
Probably yes
Just at that window we can see everything
Bravo!
It could have happened from here
From here you can also see the bench on the platform
With a scope
And if someone is a good shot or not
It could have been an accident
~an accident?~
You believe that?
No ...
Are you going to question people?
How much work is a chair like that
A lot
Are you painting for a while here already?
No
I just bought the paint in the store
Nice
Quite comfortable
If you look out of the apartments
then we are in the right place
I asked in the surrounding area
and nobody heard the shot
Its ideal around this house for this
When the porter went out ,
you could walk past without being seen
He is actually a Yugoslav
In my book Yugoslavs are always suspect
Your car is somewhere else? ~yes~
You couldn't find a parking spot?
Its hard , I know
Did you have that whistle for long?
No
Did you find it today ,the shotgun shell ? ~Yes~
And where?
Here between the cars
Can I have it? ~ No ~
We are from police and we would need that
Everyone can say that
What do you say to that?
A good fake
Give it
Give it if it makes him happy
Not that I like to
Thanks
If they are from the police you can stab me there
Huh? ~Thats where you can stab me~
What’s with the paper that the victim had on him?
You mean the address? ~yea~
Schanofsky place 7
Well lets take a look
Did you ask the people if anyone knew the victim?
Yea .~ Without photo?~
Maybe someone misses him already?
By the way , polaroid!
Private
And Free. ~ Ok ~
And whats up with Schrammel?
He is asking for the tenants list
He wont hear much
I think so too
Would you like to close the door?
Well , thats life, "Celery" as The French say
Should I push ?
Come in
Schleich?
No, not
How is it?
A Murder case?
Not very well , we still don't know the victim
The weapon type is also not clear
But we will put the picture of the victim in the paper tomorrow
Maybe we get something tonight,I have nightshift anyways
And whats with the address on the paper?
Nothing ,absolutely nothing its just an ordinary building site
Nobody knows or want's to know him there
The only thing we can do is wait
Is that all?
You know something better?
No
[whispering....COFFEE?]
Will you drink coffee with us?
The Dovanowitch is just making one for us
Yes Thanks
Mrs Dovanowitch ,A coffee for our guest
Right Away!
What is that?
What?
Well that!
That is Franzie
What Franzie?
The fly is called Franzie
For Something like that
I’m always ready
This fly is stuffed
Stuffed?
This is ..Schrammels ...Hobby
Schrammel!
if you please ~ Thank You ~
Sugar is in already
Hot?
You speak Russian?
No, Why?
Whats that nonsense?
Do you always have to put your feet on the table?
I don’t have visitors
~ You can see every spot on the glass~
Also...
Also
What?
Well What should I do? take them off?
Wash them
I could watch you for hours
The rowing is not enough anymore
Do you want Wall bars beside your bed?
I always say hello
Hello
What are you looking for? ~ your car keys~
Every-time its somewhere else ~in my coat~
Why do you need it?
You said I could have the car
Ah yes thats right, wait a moment , you can't!
Are you afraid for that junk? ~ its in the garage~
Why?
Why why
Its broke
Pretty much
Did you wreck it on purpose?
Nonsense
Where are you going anyways
And with whom?
I’m already late anyways
Is she still hanging around the Bundesheer Soldier ?
No Idea
Have you never thought about a new car?
A lot but how do you pay that?
With your Job you could get an easy credit
I have never gotten credit on principal
How is that possible
You pay back less than what you borrow
Nonsense
You want a new car?
Lets look at one?
If you want
Right away?
Tomorrow
Did you frame that?
Ladies and gentlemen ,per request we will bring
the movie we couldn’t show on the 23 of march
While the Stations Flauerling and Patschakofel can't receive this
Telephone...
Its probably for you
During television I’m not getting up
Kottan....phssst!
What?
That's right here near me
Are you dropping by?
In ten minutes?
Good
See you
I have to leave again
The wive of the Victim contacted us
Good Evening , Criminal Police here , you are Mrs Hebert?
You called us?
Yes please come in
Please
Than you
Its a double door
Spanish
Its cosy
Are you sure the man in the paper is your husband?
Yes
Please
A Friend called me about the newspaper
Where the picture is looking better
Are you still sure?
our condolences
And that was murder you said?
Not totally sure ,just a little sure
Can we ask you some questions or are you....
No ,no , go and ask
when does your husband come home normally?
Normally between five and six
Did you not worry today?
Not really, he sometimes comes later
Although he calls first
What is his name?
Gerald Horwart
Job?
He is in Insurance. Insurance salesman
Always has been?
Only shortly. before that he was a mechanic
Now he doesn’t have regulated work hours anymore?
~No~
Say , If your husband goes to work
Does he use public transport?
Never
Why do you think he was at the Stadtbahn station?
I don’t know
you have a car?
Of course its down on the street
I thought about the whole day
why its still standing there all day
You don’t work?
No
Do you know if your husband had problems lately?~ No~
Did he possibly ...
have business with people you didn't know?
Gerald , surely not.
Do you know this address?
Schanofsky
Schanofsky place 7 address
Schanofsky place 7 what is that?
We found a piece of paper on him
That is not Geralds handwriting
Well thank you
We will probably contact you a few more times
Nice apartment
Gerald made good money
Goodbye
He is already on the way?
Very good
Thanks
They are sending someone from insurance
Who knows Gerald intimately
What?
Listen to this ,it says in the paper
Police beats up unarmed
That doesn’t sound right
on our end ?
Certainly not , but in Bagdad....
Good Morning ~ Good Day ~
This man is from insurance
This was fast
Good Day , my name is Fiers
Kottan ~ Mr Kottan~
Please! ~ Thank You ~
Well please tell us about Gerald
What would you like to know?
How was he as a Position leader?
He was not liked much
How hid he do in his job?
He wasn’t even one year yet in our insurance
And probably he made less money than he did before
Less?
Income is not very high with us
At last he did not work very hard
I have to say truthfully....
They where already in talks with his termination
Did he know about that?
Hardly
By the way , something important
Gerald got his own life insurance
with us two weeks ago
For almost an Million
For his wife's benefit?
Of course
He has no kids
It is possible that his wive
didn’t know about this
Because he rejected coverage on both of them
When is this being paid out?
Well
The widow has to come to us ,not us to her
Thats how it is
Here it is , lets go
Just a moment
This damm seatbelt is stuck again
Give Me the pliers
What pliers? ~ in the glove compartment~
We get this fixed in a moment
For an engineer nothing is too hard
Goddamm Crap
Now it's not working at all
We have to get out anyways
What is that? ~That’s style~
Good Morning
You're here again?
Your boss is not here today?
I am the boss
Sorry
We still have some questions for you
Have you got time?
We don't want keep you from anything
Your husband had a life insurance
set up.Did you know?
He didn't tell me
But I know because I saw the policy
when it came in the mail.
Why are you interested in that?
Just because . Yesterday you said
your husband didn’t use the car
~Yes?~ And still he left at the same time yesterday?
At eight
So he must have gone over to the Stadbahn
[Austrian rail]
You have visitors?
Yes?
Relative? ~ No ~
Is it the friend who told you
about the photo in the Newspaper?
Yes
It must be a good friend
Can I meet Mr....
Newerkler
Can I speak with him?
If you have to ,sure.
Is it a double door?
Police, Hermann
Mr Newerker..~Good Day ~
~Good Day ~
You don’t need to pretend ,
They already know where were at
How long are you already together?
Or know each other.
Two years
Did you know Mr Horwart?
Not personally , only from his photograps
Your husband knew about him? ~ No ~
He didn’t notice. ~Why? Not at all?
An Idiot he was and a loser
I had to talk to that moron so many times
just to get to change his job.
He wanted to stay a mechanic his whole life.
He dug himself in, in the bedroom kitchenette
that we had back then
So he wasn’t hardworking. ~Yes ~
What do you do?
I own a fireclay factory
And you work hard?
I think so
You can say that
Can you tell me where
you were yesterday morning?
At home
I’m mostly at home
Am I a suspect?
And you?
Me?
What should I say? I was also here? ~ Yes ~
Yes
Look there. That must be the fancy car
from Horwart Quite a betrayal.
He didn't make that much Money.
~It was on Credit~
If you ask ,you can get credit for anything
Like a ham sandwich.
~No like a car ~
Thats a good example ,
nobody can afford it but everyone has it.
Nonsense I can afford mine.
~ Thats why it looks like that.~
By the way how did you get it fixed that fast?
My garage did a nightshift on it.
You don't believe that yourself
Something like that only happens in movies.
Entree...~What?~ Well get in there!
And...What do we do now?
We drive back
This case is clear ,with this fine boy there.
~You think? ~
Everything is here
Motive ...and the alibi of these two
Its laughable
I don't think so ,there is something else
You'll see in time this is fun. ~ Seriously! ~
What is it?
~ Fasching! ~ [carnival]
We need to arrest this guy immediately!
House of the "Golden Lamb" on 17 January
For Humans
And Monkeys
Something for you?
What is it?
I thought I got the wrong door
Good morning ~ Morning! ~
Your know Nicolitsch from the Robbery department.
~Yes , Good day ~
Hello
Something happened?
We routine check the large denominations
that we got from Horwart
Now they sharpen their ears
All bills came from a robbery
of a bank three weeks ago
See...
I have the security video of the robbery here,
can you please turn of the lights?
No color?
Sorry no, but the recording is very clear
Its probably a sex film
Look at that
The one with the weapon
at the counter should be Horwart
Yes that could be him
We have enlarged photos from every one
And this is the Bank director
How do you know that?
~ Who else would be so excited ~
Where did the robbery happen?
Schanofsky place number seven
A totally normal building site
Your colleague said that didn't he?
If I have to memorize
every place a robbery happens...
Take a look at the pictures ,
we worked on them before Horwart died
Yes that's Horwart
You draw well , first class , first class!
Do we put these two pictures in the news?
If you wan't
At least we show it to Mrs Horwart
If anyone would recognize
his relatives it would be her
She is coming in anyways
to give a statement this afternoon
Do you believe the robbery
was done by professionals?
Actually Yes!
But good amateurs are sometimes more skillful
Chase grifters wouldn't be the right description
We looked at other robberies ,one in the 8th district ,
they could be the work of the same 3 robbers
Say Ms Nicolitsch ,how big was the loot
in Schanofsky place?
About eight hundred thousand
Divided by three
Where is that money?
Do you wan’t to check his accounts?
We need approval to check his accounts
I can handle that
Its on your way, you go to the bank
Do you need me? ~ No ~
I have the documents for two years here
Do we only need his accounts for the last three months
Well there was not much going on ,
Just the usual deposit and withdrawals
Although the account was constantly
overdrawn for 40 thousand shilling
And now?
Now we have a positive of 20 thousand shillings
On the third, about two and a half weeks ago
Horwart deposited 60 thousand $ by himself
Does he have other accounts with you here?
I don’t see anything but two credit accounts he had with us.
It was credits for fifty thousand each
Until shortly ..
He was behind with his payments but ...
~ But two weeks ago he payed everything back at once
Right? ~ Yes ~
And you didn't wonder where the money was coming from?
Look , that's not why I’m here
So what’s with the news that you promised me?
Promised sounds funny
Your husband probably robbed one,
maybe two banks
Funny
That's not possible
You wouldn't have believed him capable?
I just don’t believe it
It was proven
He payed back two credit lines recently
And a third
That he had from an insurance
Credits? I don't even know about owing money.
~Where did you get the car? ~
This tacky Spanish catalogue decor apartment
Gerald made good money
He didn’t make good money, it's actually the opposite
Take a look at the pictures , these are the men
who robbed the banks with him
They don’t look exactly like them but similar
Is that Gerald?
I think I know him
Who is it?
I can’t think of his name right now
but I have seen him before.
Take your time
Call Me if you remember
Here or my private number
And also put together a list of your
husbands relatives that you remember
Would be best with their address
I can’t do it that fast
Than just let us know over the phone
That’s all , Thanks.
Lets go
Goodbye
Don’t worry we have no double doors here
I wouldn’t stop there
Why not?
How are things now?
Horwart used a big chunk
of the stolen goods to cover his debts
We will check all the relatives as soon as we get the list
Maybe we find his co conspirators
And our murderer
And what else is happening?
We wait
Seems all you do is wait.
I thought we were going to look at a car?
its not necessary anymore
Why? ~I already have one ~
Why didn’t you say so? Where is it?
Down in the street
But that’s our old car. ~ Naturally~
I’m not getting a loan
Thats right
I can see where things go when you owe money
Your turn
Its ridiculous how you exaggerate
I don’t care
You cheated
I cheat? ~ Normally never ~
Thats right I don’t cheat. ~But I clearly saw ~
Please don’t say that I cheat
Why? ~Say it again!~
~You cheat~
What now? ~ I’m leaving~
~rowing?~ ~Sleeping~
Dolfanti?[His name Adolf]
~Crazy what you are reading~
"I let myself fall backwards"
I"I ducked down behind the furniture
and the shots rang out in quick succession"
"The second Shot grazed my temple"
For the twenty-fourth time
In my whole period of service I have never been shot at
And thats twenty years
And I only shot once
Into the air
Yes yes , Sissi is here.
So?
Can’t you come out? She is here with Gerhard Bosmueller
Is that the Pilot? ~ Yes they wan’t to go
to Tunisia for vacation.
I don’t like that
I can’t do anything about that.
Come, they wan’t to talk to you
The offer is very cheap
But we have to book this week.
Only...We are missing six thousand shillings
We need to get a loan
Am I a loan office?
Well I thought...Dad...We need a guarantor
No
Why not?
Because I don’t wan’t to be part of getting in debt
Go skiing for vacation then.
Is that your last word on it? ~No my second last~
Good night
Well Mrs Kottan ,actually you could do this as well
Why didn’t you ask me first?
Telephone
Its for you
I’m not getting up now
Me neither
Kottan?
Oh its you Mrs Horwart
Now?
It's not even six o'clock
You know who the man is?
All right , I’m coming
All right I meet you there.
Good morning
Good morning ~ Good morning ~
Here
You didn’t have to hurry that much. ~ Why? ~
Oh , this never happened before, sorry about that
Shoes are essential.~ Doesn’t matter ~
This is my mother in laws album
The workshop too? ~Yes ~
You cant make money with this anymore
This one ,A class picture ,right beside
my Husband ,Rudolf Semorad is his name.
Yes that could be him
You recognized him on this photo?
No he came for a visit and when I was here with my husband
He showed me the photo in the album
Do you still have his address?
Do you have it here?
The number is in the phonebook,
Here ,I wrote it down for you.
Can I call ? ~ certainly~
Your friend is not around today?
Not every day ,no.
Come on sleepy head
Gentlemen
No
Kottan, Yes.
What is it?
Of course I know how late it is
You have nightshift , not me
I’m at Mrs Horwart
There you go!
One of them is Rudolf Semorad
and lives in the Kanopkagasse 13, Yes
Have you got the address? Same to you .
These are the new construction buildings along the Donau
Are you going there with Schrammel
You don’t need to hurry
I have to drop back home
I'll be on time in the office
Why don't I arrest him myself?
that's none of your business
Its done right away ,if we are at the bank at eight
I probably need identification
Why?
Oh you ! ~Yes Me ! ~
Did you notice these wrong shoes?
I asked you something
So you are guaranteeing the Tunisia debt
Am I right? ~ YES ! ~
So you're sabotaging my decisions?
Why do you get so upset about six thousand shilling?
Six thousand shilling , thats how it starts
We have a case right now in the office
They too wanted to live above
their income , and the result...
Bank robberies
It creates a psychological dependency
Stop talking nonsense,
you’re trying to connect everything
Everything I have is thanks to my efforts.
~ At least you don’t blame others ~
Often its the women who want to have everything possible
And the emphasis is on everything
And not possible
And the men have to put up with it ~ YES! ~
Wait!
Who is it? ~ Police! ~
Mr Semorad is not here
Please open up anyways
Really Police?
Why do you think we are looking for Mr Semorad?
Nobody else lives here
He is really not here?
Can we look?
Go look
I’ll keep going
Where did he go?
I don’t know ,he doesn't tell me that
When did he leave?
An hour ago
This early?
Interesting! ~Normally he doesn’t leave this early ~
Who are you ?
I am Edith
You are his girlfriend?
Engaged
Can you come here for a moment?
That is your fiancee ?
Yes but its a bad picture
Does he have other guns too?
No
They have been hanging there since I can remember
Ms Edith....
Is this Indian Hemp?
Chives Mr Inspector ~ There is no Inspector! ~
Well lets go
And why did your fiancee rob two banks?
You know that?
And you know it too!
So get dressed ,you’re coming with us
Can I sit down?
Today is even colder than yesterday
Don't you have a cigarette for me
A cig?
Menthol? Its ok leave it out
When in need ,even the devil eats flies
You don’t have fire?
Thanks
Lately I sat with someone who got shot to death
What was that?
That’s right, he sat right beside me
Are you waiting for someone?
He was shot from back there
Did you see....NO not again!
The fiancee from Semorad is tough
We can't get anything out of her. ~ It doesn’t matter
we already have a manhunt on Semorad ~
The calibre of the murder weapon is pretty exclusive
the guns in Semorad’s place are not a match ~ Pity ~
From the Austrian types theres only one
that matches ,that is the Pioneer FK 500
You think our murderer is a patriot?
Maybe?
From the FK 500 there was only 300
sold in and around Vienna
Do think it makes sense to find out to whom? ~ Yes ~
What is the reaction of the newspapers
showing of the bank robbers?
Not much , Schrammel was looking after that
But looking at it ,there is not much to it
By the way we need to go see Pilch immediatly
For What? ~ Rip off your head?~
So where is he?
Our murderer....~ NO NO! ~
My Fly Swatter!
What? ~ I want my fly swatter!
These are stupid jokes, Really stupid!
Schremmser sits there.
Does he sit on my fly swatter?
No
I’m sure he is sitting on it
Can you get up?
I don’t wan’t to ~ To sit on it? ~
Its just too stupid
I was worried about that,
that you really don’t have it.
Where do you have your pistol?
I don't have a pistol
Would you have the pistol if you’d had one?
In the cabinet of course!
Oh here it is!
I’ll catch you yet!
Lieutenant .... Pichl....
What?....How?.....When?...Where?
Bahnsteig Wien Mitte
Ah, Yes
Murder? ~ Yes ~
Thats very funny
Really !
Do you want to come this time?
Good day gentlemen
This is the same as last time
Your murderer is a good shot
Now the second Bank robber is dead
Any witnesses? ~This gentlemen ~
Again you
I can’t do anything about that,
Honestly Inspector!
!!There is no Inspector!
I just happened .....~ Yes Yes ~
Bird of the dead ~ What? ~
Ah , Nothing!
And did you notice something this time? ~ No ~
It was just like the last time
Did he say something before he died?
Yes , but nothing important
~ We decide if it was important ~
Well , what did he say?
Shit !
I’m sorry but thats all he said
I’m looking for a different Train-stop.
~ That would be good ~
We also have to search , with everything possibly available
Who?
Him
Oh yes him...
But how do you mean
... everything possibly available?
We could hire someone to go around looking for him
I thought about Beranek
He already passed on
information to us a few times
Beranek can arrest you
but he can’t un-arrest you. ~ I know ~
But if you talk to the prosecutor . ~ Me? ~
Can you look around the neighbourhood?
Give it up already. ~ What? ~
Your stuck! You need me! ~ That's for sure! ~
Why does the prosecutor want to
keep me out of it until the trial?
You should help us ~ Hey ! ~ "You" Should help us!
[polite form of formal speech]
With what do you need help?
To find someone
Can you turn off the light?
Do you want one?
Whom should I find? ~ Him ~
And I’m staying out until the trial
Yes, guaranteed!
Why make it difficult....
~ What are you waiting for ! ~
I know him already anyways
That is Redlich Leopold
He is harmless
He lives on cheating with cards
In the day he is at Naschmarkt
[Popular, long-running bazaar open weekly]
And?
No idea what he is selling currently
Is it like always?
Yes
The first one goes to our guest
You can keep him company
We will check that first
Thanks
Hot?
Ladies and gentlemen
Your house cat.....sometimes......does not enjoy her food
And does not grow so well
But today...You can forget
about your trouble with this...
Thats why...."EAT ME"
"EAT ME" the new patented Power-food for cats
"EAT ME" Ladies and gentlemen ,
contains everything that your cat needs
And your cat will purr
with the liver and offal ,Fish, Milk
Of course Oregano and of course
all vitamins , from A to Z
There where three international chefs
who came up with this
Ladies and gentlemen "EAT ME"
"EAT ME" forget about anything else!
And now so you can see
you’re not buying the cat in the bag....
You should see the canned food,
That you will have in your bag.....
To try to taste a small piece, so you can see....
Only grandma cooks better!
Ladies...would you like to try it?
Who want’s to try? We have a new spoon…
I’ll wash that one...
Here ... Who wants to try?
You? No? It doesn't matter...I will try another piece
"EAT ME"
The sensation! The sensation , hold your breath!
Also you ladies and gentlemen
Please hold your breath ,ladies and gentlemen
The sensation of "EAT ME" is the price
Ladies and gentlemen you don’t pay here...
Not 25...Not 20....Not 15 Shilling ,
but one can of "EAT ME" I will gift to you....
For only 12 Shilling '90
Ladies and gentleman , and if this is still too much
if you still think you’re paying too much
You will get a sensational offer today
Of three cans for the special price
Of only 69 shillings ,ladies and gentlemen
69 , this man himself said it was cheap!
Please look the first lady here is buying already
Three cans for your cat!
Thank you so much ,Ill pack it for you !
Someone else wants a can?...~ Can He?
~ This gentleman understands treasure ~
Maybe a little taste test?
Yes? ... No?... Maybe your'e already a bit fat.
Maybe the can opener 8 Shilling 50 ...
Business is bad eh?
Bad...
No wonder , this stuff really doesn’t taste that good
Your name is Redlich Leopold
Ow Ow Help Help!
Do you want to kill me now?
In the middle of the street?
We are from Police.~ I don't believe that!
How stupid do you think I am
Here!
Is it real? ~ Do you want to bite into it? ~
I’m actually glad you found me. ~ Why? ~
You robbed the bank with Horwart and Semorad
I’m arresting you for murder...~ ME? ~
Are you stupid? ~ Do you want a slap? ~
Myself I would have been next
Don't talk nonsense, Why would we murder you?
Because of the money?
I don't have money
We only paid our debts ,we all did
Why then?
I don’t know who is behind this.
~ The killer of the Bank? ~
You can easily make jokes...
Pick it up...
It was a 10 right?~ Give...~
How long should this waiting last?
Until we checked the alibis .
~ Pull a card ~
Stick it back there
Pick up
And now?
You can find it yourself...
I checked them but they where both in different places
He couldn’t have done it
~ He is not the murderer? ~
Damm
He still robbed two banks.
That’s not your job , Nicolitsch is.
Should I let him go?
I like to leave
You know the pickings are pretty slim ,
If we could go through the list again.
Look , look at that....
N ?
Nash ,Nene, Nega , Kaert ,Newerker Herrmann
The friend of Horwart ~ No... ~
Let Me see
I told you
So? ~ You? ~ What ?
Horwart also had a gun
But not the murder victim?
Oh Yes !
His wife didn’t tell us that.
He was Captain in a leisure club
Well this leisure club is clearly a gun club
Newerker he can shoot
How do you know?
I asked about it ~ Bravo ! ~
Get us an arrest warrant
For whom? ~ For both ~
For Newerker and Horwart instantly !
Give Nicolitsch a call
so she can pick up her bank robber
Semorad is dead
Really
Shot like your husband
You told me something wrong yesterday
The day before when your husband was shot
you told me that Newerker was here with you.
Yes ~ Thats a lie ~
But yes
We know better
Your’e right
He wasn’t here
Because he was in the house in the Bauerngasse
Across The Train-station Wien Mitte ,
and shot your husband
Did he already confess to everything?
He only told me later that he did that to Gerald
We will find out how much you
talked him into the murder
Obviously your very good at that.
Why did he pick the Stadbahn train stop?
He used to live in that building
and he knows his way around
And why did Semorad have to die too?
There was nothing left from the robberies
I don’t know?
Where is your husbands gun?
What gun?
Oh ...
That is in the leisure club
He was a member there ?
You also talked him into that
Yes
I really did that
I wanted him to meet better people
Before that he was in a soccer group
with taxi drivers and custodians
The Shamrock team
Be nice and come with me ~ I’m not that nice! ~
You now what that is?
I think its up front , The firebrick factory
Lets drive up front around the corner
Look at that ,that is Horwarts car
Newerker got the wife and the car
Park on the side here ,let me get out
I’m going back to the car
Listen this is a private vehicle!
Into the trunk like always?
Assholes
Value System
You almost didn’t catch them
Mr Newerker
Lets drink coffee in your office
MR NEWERKER!!
You need to eat more Spinach ,understand?
Like the young one say ,as a joke!
Get up
Your'e going for murder ~ Murder? ~
Murder on Semorat and Horwart
You check the Books..Where were you yesterday?
~ You know ,with Mrs Horwart ~
Very delicate but a lie
Mrs Horwart has told us everything
She told us about your old apartment
at Bahnstation Wien Mitte
That you have a FK 500 and you can shoot
My gun was not used to shoot here
Than with Horwart's gun ~ Thats right ~
You where captain of the club
You have access to the guns all the time
Thats not true
Horwart shot her own husband and Semorat
She is a better shot than me
She always hated him ,~And now? ~
And now when they robbed the bank
and payed their debts?
That was the best opportunity to ged rid of him
Without insurance ~ And you would have profited from that ~
Me? Why Me?
Give it up already, we can search your books
The firebrick factory is totally broke
Thats not true,I’m switching to
chimney bricks right now
And Horwart pays for it
She didn’t tell me she was going to murder him
Only afterward
You gave her the alibi
When she killed Semorat
she thought nobody would find out
And she told you this also after the murder
Yes Yes ~ Why did Semorat go to the train station? ~
When he knew there was a murder two days before
She called him up and asked him to meet her there
She knows who the "murderer" is ,she told him
A total idiot
We shouldn’t say that, Lets go...
Better get out there!
That was quite smart to send us on the bank robbers tracks
Schrammel said that right away
~ but it was very smart , right ? ~
Oh well...
Is that right?
What do you expect?
She lies when she opens her mouth
You fake dog ,now you want throw all the blame on me
A lovestory?
Hush, first we had no murderer and now we have two
Quick as lightning
That’s laughable ,what should I say to the prosecutor?
Patience ~ Patience for what ~
We wait
Wait Wait , Wait for what? You don’t do anything else.
For Witnesses
And where is that witness?
I tell you Patience!
Now you can bring him ~ Right away ~
Come Robert
Hello!
Robert...
You heard a shot in your house yesterday
Can you tell me whom did you see?
Who doesn’t live in your house?
Or not anymore...
Can you tell me ?
Can you tell me if it was him....
Or her?
Go to the one...
That you saw in the house yesterday
All right then, bravo ,Kottan ,Bravo!
Bravo!
Subs Made By Calli ~ ENJOY ~
Immediately! ...Hmm ? Whats that?
Oh god its stuck , this is a crap!
Nothing is stuck.
Did you see that?
I couldn't even remember his licence plate
What an ass
What are we going to do with that door ?
Throw it in there.
It's your fault if you drive on your job with your own car.
Good Morning!
Good Morning , Have you got a room with bath?
Room 11 but it's sadly occupied
Than we are in the right place
Your'e not taking the elevator?
I'll see you in a minute, bye!
Who is it?
Criminal Police !
oh!
A moment please
Well what is it? Open up !
A moment , I said!
This Door ?
I'll come later
What are you doing there?
Can't you see?
This is crazy good I say
I’m finishing reading the Novel
half a page only
All right
The End
Thanks Inspector
There is no Inspector
Its just my ordinance
And did he catch the murderer?
Jerry Cotton catches all murderers
Just like me
Put on your shoes
Right away , just need a towel
I already arrested you in a better motel
Yes
But still its the only Hotel here with a bath!
I always take a room with bath
I appreciate it
I know
I also know a room without a bath
You'll take that too
Very funny !
Is that your car ?
Something wrong?
The car is in a no stop zone
I’m on the Job
So What ? Show me your papers!
Drivers licence ,car registration , if you please
I’m from police
Very funny!
Drivers Licence ,Car registration I said
Really?
I’m warning you
Do you want abuse of office on top of that?
Hand over the papers
Oi , sorry about that
What I still wanted to ask....
Why the door is missing?
Because I’m faster at the scene of the Crime
Ahhh!
Lets go !
Wow look at how that car looks
Go look ,look at that car
Gotta look for a door immediately
Its drafty! ~ WHAT? ~ Its drafty!
Last Station, everyone get out!
Longer stay huh?
Hey! Stop ! Stop! Hey !
What an asshole
Can I sit here?
Today its even colder than yesterday
I have another night in the pay toilet
Thats my Hotel
For a Shilling
Possible ,Right?
Maybe you believe ,
I’m already drunk in the morning
But it's not true
Look
Well , Am I shaking?
Huh Do I shake?
There you go
I don't shake
Erwin got caught
Who?
I’m Erwin
Who caught you?
The Crisis
If I had money in my life
I would open a few pay toilets
That is the only crisis safe business
There is always shit
Just tell me when you wan't me to leave
Show one bit of weakness and
they take advantage of you
One bit
Jesus!
You speak Greek?
Not a Word , Why?
Because of the paper?
That paper in the Austrian television?
surreptitious advertising!
You can't do that!
Your'e totally in the wrong film
Thats why ,
Thats why.
By the way , you need to go up to the boss
and take Schrammel with you.
Delightful! Why?
A lie ,What else
Hello. Hello.
Thats where it happened?
A gunshot wound
Was he dead immediately?
I don't know yet
It was probably a gunshot
Gunshot?
Yes
Are there witnesses?
Yes , this guy there, the guy was running away
but the Paper guy stopped him
Name?
Erwin
And what else?
DrWalla
Whats your real Name?
Only DrWalla
Always have
What should I do?
Sit, Sit! Ready?
Say , have you seen the murder?
Who said it was a murder?
The Schrammel would like it that way
I haven’t seen anything
I have been talking to him the whole time
You know him then?
Not at all
I just sat with him accidentally
And the shot?
Did you hear a shot?
No nothing
Say,
Can you imagine that this man
As you sat beside him ,that
he had the gunshot wound already?
I don’t think so
What did he say?
Actually nothing at all
Only yes and No
I was talking most of the time
And then I bumped him
And he fell on his side down the bench
Than I saw the wound
Did he say something then?
No Nothing
Write his name down
Sir,
Tell Me exactly your name again
How do you Write that?
Exactly how you say it
Two L's? Yes
Address?
I don’t have an address
Excuse Me for butting in
Tell Me the pubs I can find you at
At the Pay Toilets
Did you find identification papers on the Victim?
No , nothing in his pockets
Now we need a day again until we find out his identity
Five Thousand Shillings was found on him
In big Notes and some small change and a piece of paper with writing
An address was on it
He also had a Hanky on him
Take a look if there is a monogram on it
If it was a Gunshot ,it could only have
come from these houses over there
The two top apartments , or from there
Not necessarily
How far is it?
It could also be shot from a plane
Or from a hot air balloon
Luftschiff? [Airship?]
Spaceship?
Or a Tractor. ~ Can that fly? ~
Where do you want to go? ~ Who's asking ~
I’m the porter
I’m police
What kind of people live here?
Different ones
What do you mean different ones?
Not many and less are home now
Okay thanks
You can also see the Stadtbahn ~ uh-hu ~
But not the bench he was sitting on
Maybe all the way from the top
Probably yes
Just at that window we can see everything
Bravo!
It could have happened from here
From here you can also see the bench on the platform
With a scope
And if someone is a good shot or not
It could have been an accident
~an accident?~
You believe that?
No ...
Are you going to question people?
How much work is a chair like that
A lot
Are you painting for a while here already?
No
I just bought the paint in the store
Nice
Quite comfortable
If you look out of the apartments
then we are in the right place
I asked in the surrounding area
and nobody heard the shot
Its ideal around this house for this
When the porter went out ,
you could walk past without being seen
He is actually a Yugoslav
In my book Yugoslavs are always suspect
Your car is somewhere else? ~yes~
You couldn't find a parking spot?
Its hard , I know
Did you have that whistle for long?
No
Did you find it today ,the shotgun shell ? ~Yes~
And where?
Here between the cars
Can I have it? ~ No ~
We are from police and we would need that
Everyone can say that
What do you say to that?
A good fake
Give it
Give it if it makes him happy
Not that I like to
Thanks
If they are from the police you can stab me there
Huh? ~Thats where you can stab me~
What’s with the paper that the victim had on him?
You mean the address? ~yea~
Schanofsky place 7
Well lets take a look
Did you ask the people if anyone knew the victim?
Yea .~ Without photo?~
Maybe someone misses him already?
By the way , polaroid!
Private
And Free. ~ Ok ~
And whats up with Schrammel?
He is asking for the tenants list
He wont hear much
I think so too
Would you like to close the door?
Well , thats life, "Celery" as The French say
Should I push ?
Come in
Schleich?
No, not
How is it?
A Murder case?
Not very well , we still don't know the victim
The weapon type is also not clear
But we will put the picture of the victim in the paper tomorrow
Maybe we get something tonight,I have nightshift anyways
And whats with the address on the paper?
Nothing ,absolutely nothing its just an ordinary building site
Nobody knows or want's to know him there
The only thing we can do is wait
Is that all?
You know something better?
No
[whispering....COFFEE?]
Will you drink coffee with us?
The Dovanowitch is just making one for us
Yes Thanks
Mrs Dovanowitch ,A coffee for our guest
Right Away!
What is that?
What?
Well that!
That is Franzie
What Franzie?
The fly is called Franzie
For Something like that
I’m always ready
This fly is stuffed
Stuffed?
This is ..Schrammels ...Hobby
Schrammel!
if you please ~ Thank You ~
Sugar is in already
Hot?
You speak Russian?
No, Why?
Whats that nonsense?
Do you always have to put your feet on the table?
I don’t have visitors
~ You can see every spot on the glass~
Also...
Also
What?
Well What should I do? take them off?
Wash them
I could watch you for hours
The rowing is not enough anymore
Do you want Wall bars beside your bed?
I always say hello
Hello
What are you looking for? ~ your car keys~
Every-time its somewhere else ~in my coat~
Why do you need it?
You said I could have the car
Ah yes thats right, wait a moment , you can't!
Are you afraid for that junk? ~ its in the garage~
Why?
Why why
Its broke
Pretty much
Did you wreck it on purpose?
Nonsense
Where are you going anyways
And with whom?
I’m already late anyways
Is she still hanging around the Bundesheer Soldier ?
No Idea
Have you never thought about a new car?
A lot but how do you pay that?
With your Job you could get an easy credit
I have never gotten credit on principal
How is that possible
You pay back less than what you borrow
Nonsense
You want a new car?
Lets look at one?
If you want
Right away?
Tomorrow
Did you frame that?
Ladies and gentlemen ,per request we will bring
the movie we couldn’t show on the 23 of march
While the Stations Flauerling and Patschakofel can't receive this
Telephone...
Its probably for you
During television I’m not getting up
Kottan....phssst!
What?
That's right here near me
Are you dropping by?
In ten minutes?
Good
See you
I have to leave again
The wive of the Victim contacted us
Good Evening , Criminal Police here , you are Mrs Hebert?
You called us?
Yes please come in
Please
Than you
Its a double door
Spanish
Its cosy
Are you sure the man in the paper is your husband?
Yes
Please
A Friend called me about the newspaper
Where the picture is looking better
Are you still sure?
our condolences
And that was murder you said?
Not totally sure ,just a little sure
Can we ask you some questions or are you....
No ,no , go and ask
when does your husband come home normally?
Normally between five and six
Did you not worry today?
Not really, he sometimes comes later
Although he calls first
What is his name?
Gerald Horwart
Job?
He is in Insurance. Insurance salesman
Always has been?
Only shortly. before that he was a mechanic
Now he doesn’t have regulated work hours anymore?
~No~
Say , If your husband goes to work
Does he use public transport?
Never
Why do you think he was at the Stadtbahn station?
I don’t know
you have a car?
Of course its down on the street
I thought about the whole day
why its still standing there all day
You don’t work?
No
Do you know if your husband had problems lately?~ No~
Did he possibly ...
have business with people you didn't know?
Gerald , surely not.
Do you know this address?
Schanofsky
Schanofsky place 7 address
Schanofsky place 7 what is that?
We found a piece of paper on him
That is not Geralds handwriting
Well thank you
We will probably contact you a few more times
Nice apartment
Gerald made good money
Goodbye
He is already on the way?
Very good
Thanks
They are sending someone from insurance
Who knows Gerald intimately
What?
Listen to this ,it says in the paper
Police beats up unarmed
That doesn’t sound right
on our end ?
Certainly not , but in Bagdad....
Good Morning ~ Good Day ~
This man is from insurance
This was fast
Good Day , my name is Fiers
Kottan ~ Mr Kottan~
Please! ~ Thank You ~
Well please tell us about Gerald
What would you like to know?
How was he as a Position leader?
He was not liked much
How hid he do in his job?
He wasn’t even one year yet in our insurance
And probably he made less money than he did before
Less?
Income is not very high with us
At last he did not work very hard
I have to say truthfully....
They where already in talks with his termination
Did he know about that?
Hardly
By the way , something important
Gerald got his own life insurance
with us two weeks ago
For almost an Million
For his wife's benefit?
Of course
He has no kids
It is possible that his wive
didn’t know about this
Because he rejected coverage on both of them
When is this being paid out?
Well
The widow has to come to us ,not us to her
Thats how it is
Here it is , lets go
Just a moment
This damm seatbelt is stuck again
Give Me the pliers
What pliers? ~ in the glove compartment~
We get this fixed in a moment
For an engineer nothing is too hard
Goddamm Crap
Now it's not working at all
We have to get out anyways
What is that? ~That’s style~
Good Morning
You're here again?
Your boss is not here today?
I am the boss
Sorry
We still have some questions for you
Have you got time?
We don't want keep you from anything
Your husband had a life insurance
set up.Did you know?
He didn't tell me
But I know because I saw the policy
when it came in the mail.
Why are you interested in that?
Just because . Yesterday you said
your husband didn’t use the car
~Yes?~ And still he left at the same time yesterday?
At eight
So he must have gone over to the Stadbahn
[Austrian rail]
You have visitors?
Yes?
Relative? ~ No ~
Is it the friend who told you
about the photo in the Newspaper?
Yes
It must be a good friend
Can I meet Mr....
Newerkler
Can I speak with him?
If you have to ,sure.
Is it a double door?
Police, Hermann
Mr Newerker..~Good Day ~
~Good Day ~
You don’t need to pretend ,
They already know where were at
How long are you already together?
Or know each other.
Two years
Did you know Mr Horwart?
Not personally , only from his photograps
Your husband knew about him? ~ No ~
He didn’t notice. ~Why? Not at all?
An Idiot he was and a loser
I had to talk to that moron so many times
just to get to change his job.
He wanted to stay a mechanic his whole life.
He dug himself in, in the bedroom kitchenette
that we had back then
So he wasn’t hardworking. ~Yes ~
What do you do?
I own a fireclay factory
And you work hard?
I think so
You can say that
Can you tell me where
you were yesterday morning?
At home
I’m mostly at home
Am I a suspect?
And you?
Me?
What should I say? I was also here? ~ Yes ~
Yes
Look there. That must be the fancy car
from Horwart Quite a betrayal.
He didn't make that much Money.
~It was on Credit~
If you ask ,you can get credit for anything
Like a ham sandwich.
~No like a car ~
Thats a good example ,
nobody can afford it but everyone has it.
Nonsense I can afford mine.
~ Thats why it looks like that.~
By the way how did you get it fixed that fast?
My garage did a nightshift on it.
You don't believe that yourself
Something like that only happens in movies.
Entree...~What?~ Well get in there!
And...What do we do now?
We drive back
This case is clear ,with this fine boy there.
~You think? ~
Everything is here
Motive ...and the alibi of these two
Its laughable
I don't think so ,there is something else
You'll see in time this is fun. ~ Seriously! ~
What is it?
~ Fasching! ~ [carnival]
We need to arrest this guy immediately!
House of the "Golden Lamb" on 17 January
For Humans
And Monkeys
Something for you?
What is it?
I thought I got the wrong door
Good morning ~ Morning! ~
Your know Nicolitsch from the Robbery department.
~Yes , Good day ~
Hello
Something happened?
We routine check the large denominations
that we got from Horwart
Now they sharpen their ears
All bills came from a robbery
of a bank three weeks ago
See...
I have the security video of the robbery here,
can you please turn of the lights?
No color?
Sorry no, but the recording is very clear
Its probably a sex film
Look at that
The one with the weapon
at the counter should be Horwart
Yes that could be him
We have enlarged photos from every one
And this is the Bank director
How do you know that?
~ Who else would be so excited ~
Where did the robbery happen?
Schanofsky place number seven
A totally normal building site
Your colleague said that didn't he?
If I have to memorize
every place a robbery happens...
Take a look at the pictures ,
we worked on them before Horwart died
Yes that's Horwart
You draw well , first class , first class!
Do we put these two pictures in the news?
If you wan't
At least we show it to Mrs Horwart
If anyone would recognize
his relatives it would be her
She is coming in anyways
to give a statement this afternoon
Do you believe the robbery
was done by professionals?
Actually Yes!
But good amateurs are sometimes more skillful
Chase grifters wouldn't be the right description
We looked at other robberies ,one in the 8th district ,
they could be the work of the same 3 robbers
Say Ms Nicolitsch ,how big was the loot
in Schanofsky place?
About eight hundred thousand
Divided by three
Where is that money?
Do you wan’t to check his accounts?
We need approval to check his accounts
I can handle that
Its on your way, you go to the bank
Do you need me? ~ No ~
I have the documents for two years here
Do we only need his accounts for the last three months
Well there was not much going on ,
Just the usual deposit and withdrawals
Although the account was constantly
overdrawn for 40 thousand shilling
And now?
Now we have a positive of 20 thousand shillings
On the third, about two and a half weeks ago
Horwart deposited 60 thousand $ by himself
Does he have other accounts with you here?
I don’t see anything but two credit accounts he had with us.
It was credits for fifty thousand each
Until shortly ..
He was behind with his payments but ...
~ But two weeks ago he payed everything back at once
Right? ~ Yes ~
And you didn't wonder where the money was coming from?
Look , that's not why I’m here
So what’s with the news that you promised me?
Promised sounds funny
Your husband probably robbed one,
maybe two banks
Funny
That's not possible
You wouldn't have believed him capable?
I just don’t believe it
It was proven
He payed back two credit lines recently
And a third
That he had from an insurance
Credits? I don't even know about owing money.
~Where did you get the car? ~
This tacky Spanish catalogue decor apartment
Gerald made good money
He didn’t make good money, it's actually the opposite
Take a look at the pictures , these are the men
who robbed the banks with him
They don’t look exactly like them but similar
Is that Gerald?
I think I know him
Who is it?
I can’t think of his name right now
but I have seen him before.
Take your time
Call Me if you remember
Here or my private number
And also put together a list of your
husbands relatives that you remember
Would be best with their address
I can’t do it that fast
Than just let us know over the phone
That’s all , Thanks.
Lets go
Goodbye
Don’t worry we have no double doors here
I wouldn’t stop there
Why not?
How are things now?
Horwart used a big chunk
of the stolen goods to cover his debts
We will check all the relatives as soon as we get the list
Maybe we find his co conspirators
And our murderer
And what else is happening?
We wait
Seems all you do is wait.
I thought we were going to look at a car?
its not necessary anymore
Why? ~I already have one ~
Why didn’t you say so? Where is it?
Down in the street
But that’s our old car. ~ Naturally~
I’m not getting a loan
Thats right
I can see where things go when you owe money
Your turn
Its ridiculous how you exaggerate
I don’t care
You cheated
I cheat? ~ Normally never ~
Thats right I don’t cheat. ~But I clearly saw ~
Please don’t say that I cheat
Why? ~Say it again!~
~You cheat~
What now? ~ I’m leaving~
~rowing?~ ~Sleeping~
Dolfanti?[His name Adolf]
~Crazy what you are reading~
"I let myself fall backwards"
I"I ducked down behind the furniture
and the shots rang out in quick succession"
"The second Shot grazed my temple"
For the twenty-fourth time
In my whole period of service I have never been shot at
And thats twenty years
And I only shot once
Into the air
Yes yes , Sissi is here.
So?
Can’t you come out? She is here with Gerhard Bosmueller
Is that the Pilot? ~ Yes they wan’t to go
to Tunisia for vacation.
I don’t like that
I can’t do anything about that.
Come, they wan’t to talk to you
The offer is very cheap
But we have to book this week.
Only...We are missing six thousand shillings
We need to get a loan
Am I a loan office?
Well I thought...Dad...We need a guarantor
No
Why not?
Because I don’t wan’t to be part of getting in debt
Go skiing for vacation then.
Is that your last word on it? ~No my second last~
Good night
Well Mrs Kottan ,actually you could do this as well
Why didn’t you ask me first?
Telephone
Its for you
I’m not getting up now
Me neither
Kottan?
Oh its you Mrs Horwart
Now?
It's not even six o'clock
You know who the man is?
All right , I’m coming
All right I meet you there.
Good morning
Good morning ~ Good morning ~
Here
You didn’t have to hurry that much. ~ Why? ~
Oh , this never happened before, sorry about that
Shoes are essential.~ Doesn’t matter ~
This is my mother in laws album
The workshop too? ~Yes ~
You cant make money with this anymore
This one ,A class picture ,right beside
my Husband ,Rudolf Semorad is his name.
Yes that could be him
You recognized him on this photo?
No he came for a visit and when I was here with my husband
He showed me the photo in the album
Do you still have his address?
Do you have it here?
The number is in the phonebook,
Here ,I wrote it down for you.
Can I call ? ~ certainly~
Your friend is not around today?
Not every day ,no.
Come on sleepy head
Gentlemen
No
Kottan, Yes.
What is it?
Of course I know how late it is
You have nightshift , not me
I’m at Mrs Horwart
There you go!
One of them is Rudolf Semorad
and lives in the Kanopkagasse 13, Yes
Have you got the address? Same to you .
These are the new construction buildings along the Donau
Are you going there with Schrammel
You don’t need to hurry
I have to drop back home
I'll be on time in the office
Why don't I arrest him myself?
that's none of your business
Its done right away ,if we are at the bank at eight
I probably need identification
Why?
Oh you ! ~Yes Me ! ~
Did you notice these wrong shoes?
I asked you something
So you are guaranteeing the Tunisia debt
Am I right? ~ YES ! ~
So you're sabotaging my decisions?
Why do you get so upset about six thousand shilling?
Six thousand shilling , thats how it starts
We have a case right now in the office
They too wanted to live above
their income , and the result...
Bank robberies
It creates a psychological dependency
Stop talking nonsense,
you’re trying to connect everything
Everything I have is thanks to my efforts.
~ At least you don’t blame others ~
Often its the women who want to have everything possible
And the emphasis is on everything
And not possible
And the men have to put up with it ~ YES! ~
Wait!
Who is it? ~ Police! ~
Mr Semorad is not here
Please open up anyways
Really Police?
Why do you think we are looking for Mr Semorad?
Nobody else lives here
He is really not here?
Can we look?
Go look
I’ll keep going
Where did he go?
I don’t know ,he doesn't tell me that
When did he leave?
An hour ago
This early?
Interesting! ~Normally he doesn’t leave this early ~
Who are you ?
I am Edith
You are his girlfriend?
Engaged
Can you come here for a moment?
That is your fiancee ?
Yes but its a bad picture
Does he have other guns too?
No
They have been hanging there since I can remember
Ms Edith....
Is this Indian Hemp?
Chives Mr Inspector ~ There is no Inspector! ~
Well lets go
And why did your fiancee rob two banks?
You know that?
And you know it too!
So get dressed ,you’re coming with us
Can I sit down?
Today is even colder than yesterday
Don't you have a cigarette for me
A cig?
Menthol? Its ok leave it out
When in need ,even the devil eats flies
You don’t have fire?
Thanks
Lately I sat with someone who got shot to death
What was that?
That’s right, he sat right beside me
Are you waiting for someone?
He was shot from back there
Did you see....NO not again!
The fiancee from Semorad is tough
We can't get anything out of her. ~ It doesn’t matter
we already have a manhunt on Semorad ~
The calibre of the murder weapon is pretty exclusive
the guns in Semorad’s place are not a match ~ Pity ~
From the Austrian types theres only one
that matches ,that is the Pioneer FK 500
You think our murderer is a patriot?
Maybe?
From the FK 500 there was only 300
sold in and around Vienna
Do think it makes sense to find out to whom? ~ Yes ~
What is the reaction of the newspapers
showing of the bank robbers?
Not much , Schrammel was looking after that
But looking at it ,there is not much to it
By the way we need to go see Pilch immediatly
For What? ~ Rip off your head?~
So where is he?
Our murderer....~ NO NO! ~
My Fly Swatter!
What? ~ I want my fly swatter!
These are stupid jokes, Really stupid!
Schremmser sits there.
Does he sit on my fly swatter?
No
I’m sure he is sitting on it
Can you get up?
I don’t wan’t to ~ To sit on it? ~
Its just too stupid
I was worried about that,
that you really don’t have it.
Where do you have your pistol?
I don't have a pistol
Would you have the pistol if you’d had one?
In the cabinet of course!
Oh here it is!
I’ll catch you yet!
Lieutenant .... Pichl....
What?....How?.....When?...Where?
Bahnsteig Wien Mitte
Ah, Yes
Murder? ~ Yes ~
Thats very funny
Really !
Do you want to come this time?
Good day gentlemen
This is the same as last time
Your murderer is a good shot
Now the second Bank robber is dead
Any witnesses? ~This gentlemen ~
Again you
I can’t do anything about that,
Honestly Inspector!
!!There is no Inspector!
I just happened .....~ Yes Yes ~
Bird of the dead ~ What? ~
Ah , Nothing!
And did you notice something this time? ~ No ~
It was just like the last time
Did he say something before he died?
Yes , but nothing important
~ We decide if it was important ~
Well , what did he say?
Shit !
I’m sorry but thats all he said
I’m looking for a different Train-stop.
~ That would be good ~
We also have to search , with everything possibly available
Who?
Him
Oh yes him...
But how do you mean
... everything possibly available?
We could hire someone to go around looking for him
I thought about Beranek
He already passed on
information to us a few times
Beranek can arrest you
but he can’t un-arrest you. ~ I know ~
But if you talk to the prosecutor . ~ Me? ~
Can you look around the neighbourhood?
Give it up already. ~ What? ~
Your stuck! You need me! ~ That's for sure! ~
Why does the prosecutor want to
keep me out of it until the trial?
You should help us ~ Hey ! ~ "You" Should help us!
[polite form of formal speech]
With what do you need help?
To find someone
Can you turn off the light?
Do you want one?
Whom should I find? ~ Him ~
And I’m staying out until the trial
Yes, guaranteed!
Why make it difficult....
~ What are you waiting for ! ~
I know him already anyways
That is Redlich Leopold
He is harmless
He lives on cheating with cards
In the day he is at Naschmarkt
[Popular, long-running bazaar open weekly]
And?
No idea what he is selling currently
Is it like always?
Yes
The first one goes to our guest
You can keep him company
We will check that first
Thanks
Hot?
Ladies and gentlemen
Your house cat.....sometimes......does not enjoy her food
And does not grow so well
But today...You can forget
about your trouble with this...
Thats why...."EAT ME"
"EAT ME" the new patented Power-food for cats
"EAT ME" Ladies and gentlemen ,
contains everything that your cat needs
And your cat will purr
with the liver and offal ,Fish, Milk
Of course Oregano and of course
all vitamins , from A to Z
There where three international chefs
who came up with this
Ladies and gentlemen "EAT ME"
"EAT ME" forget about anything else!
And now so you can see
you’re not buying the cat in the bag....
You should see the canned food,
That you will have in your bag.....
To try to taste a small piece, so you can see....
Only grandma cooks better!
Ladies...would you like to try it?
Who want’s to try? We have a new spoon…
I’ll wash that one...
Here ... Who wants to try?
You? No? It doesn't matter...I will try another piece
"EAT ME"
The sensation! The sensation , hold your breath!
Also you ladies and gentlemen
Please hold your breath ,ladies and gentlemen
The sensation of "EAT ME" is the price
Ladies and gentlemen you don’t pay here...
Not 25...Not 20....Not 15 Shilling ,
but one can of "EAT ME" I will gift to you....
For only 12 Shilling '90
Ladies and gentleman , and if this is still too much
if you still think you’re paying too much
You will get a sensational offer today
Of three cans for the special price
Of only 69 shillings ,ladies and gentlemen
69 , this man himself said it was cheap!
Please look the first lady here is buying already
Three cans for your cat!
Thank you so much ,Ill pack it for you !
Someone else wants a can?...~ Can He?
~ This gentleman understands treasure ~
Maybe a little taste test?
Yes? ... No?... Maybe your'e already a bit fat.
Maybe the can opener 8 Shilling 50 ...
Business is bad eh?
Bad...
No wonder , this stuff really doesn’t taste that good
Your name is Redlich Leopold
Ow Ow Help Help!
Do you want to kill me now?
In the middle of the street?
We are from Police.~ I don't believe that!
How stupid do you think I am
Here!
Is it real? ~ Do you want to bite into it? ~
I’m actually glad you found me. ~ Why? ~
You robbed the bank with Horwart and Semorad
I’m arresting you for murder...~ ME? ~
Are you stupid? ~ Do you want a slap? ~
Myself I would have been next
Don't talk nonsense, Why would we murder you?
Because of the money?
I don't have money
We only paid our debts ,we all did
Why then?
I don’t know who is behind this.
~ The killer of the Bank? ~
You can easily make jokes...
Pick it up...
It was a 10 right?~ Give...~
How long should this waiting last?
Until we checked the alibis .
~ Pull a card ~
Stick it back there
Pick up
And now?
You can find it yourself...
I checked them but they where both in different places
He couldn’t have done it
~ He is not the murderer? ~
Damm
He still robbed two banks.
That’s not your job , Nicolitsch is.
Should I let him go?
I like to leave
You know the pickings are pretty slim ,
If we could go through the list again.
Look , look at that....
N ?
Nash ,Nene, Nega , Kaert ,Newerker Herrmann
The friend of Horwart ~ No... ~
Let Me see
I told you
So? ~ You? ~ What ?
Horwart also had a gun
But not the murder victim?
Oh Yes !
His wife didn’t tell us that.
He was Captain in a leisure club
Well this leisure club is clearly a gun club
Newerker he can shoot
How do you know?
I asked about it ~ Bravo ! ~
Get us an arrest warrant
For whom? ~ For both ~
For Newerker and Horwart instantly !
Give Nicolitsch a call
so she can pick up her bank robber
Semorad is dead
Really
Shot like your husband
You told me something wrong yesterday
The day before when your husband was shot
you told me that Newerker was here with you.
Yes ~ Thats a lie ~
But yes
We know better
Your’e right
He wasn’t here
Because he was in the house in the Bauerngasse
Across The Train-station Wien Mitte ,
and shot your husband
Did he already confess to everything?
He only told me later that he did that to Gerald
We will find out how much you
talked him into the murder
Obviously your very good at that.
Why did he pick the Stadbahn train stop?
He used to live in that building
and he knows his way around
And why did Semorad have to die too?
There was nothing left from the robberies
I don’t know?
Where is your husbands gun?
What gun?
Oh ...
That is in the leisure club
He was a member there ?
You also talked him into that
Yes
I really did that
I wanted him to meet better people
Before that he was in a soccer group
with taxi drivers and custodians
The Shamrock team
Be nice and come with me ~ I’m not that nice! ~
You now what that is?
I think its up front , The firebrick factory
Lets drive up front around the corner
Look at that ,that is Horwarts car
Newerker got the wife and the car
Park on the side here ,let me get out
I’m going back to the car
Listen this is a private vehicle!
Into the trunk like always?
Assholes
Value System
You almost didn’t catch them
Mr Newerker
Lets drink coffee in your office
MR NEWERKER!!
You need to eat more Spinach ,understand?
Like the young one say ,as a joke!
Get up
Your'e going for murder ~ Murder? ~
Murder on Semorat and Horwart
You check the Books..Where were you yesterday?
~ You know ,with Mrs Horwart ~
Very delicate but a lie
Mrs Horwart has told us everything
She told us about your old apartment
at Bahnstation Wien Mitte
That you have a FK 500 and you can shoot
My gun was not used to shoot here
Than with Horwart's gun ~ Thats right ~
You where captain of the club
You have access to the guns all the time
Thats not true
Horwart shot her own husband and Semorat
She is a better shot than me
She always hated him ,~And now? ~
And now when they robbed the bank
and payed their debts?
That was the best opportunity to ged rid of him
Without insurance ~ And you would have profited from that ~
Me? Why Me?
Give it up already, we can search your books
The firebrick factory is totally broke
Thats not true,I’m switching to
chimney bricks right now
And Horwart pays for it
She didn’t tell me she was going to murder him
Only afterward
You gave her the alibi
When she killed Semorat
she thought nobody would find out
And she told you this also after the murder
Yes Yes ~ Why did Semorat go to the train station? ~
When he knew there was a murder two days before
She called him up and asked him to meet her there
She knows who the "murderer" is ,she told him
A total idiot
We shouldn’t say that, Lets go...
Better get out there!
That was quite smart to send us on the bank robbers tracks
Schrammel said that right away
~ but it was very smart , right ? ~
Oh well...
Is that right?
What do you expect?
She lies when she opens her mouth
You fake dog ,now you want throw all the blame on me
A lovestory?
Hush, first we had no murderer and now we have two
Quick as lightning
That’s laughable ,what should I say to the prosecutor?
Patience ~ Patience for what ~
We wait
Wait Wait , Wait for what? You don’t do anything else.
For Witnesses
And where is that witness?
I tell you Patience!
Now you can bring him ~ Right away ~
Come Robert
Hello!
Robert...
You heard a shot in your house yesterday
Can you tell me whom did you see?
Who doesn’t live in your house?
Or not anymore...
Can you tell me ?
Can you tell me if it was him....
Or her?
Go to the one...
That you saw in the house yesterday
All right then, bravo ,Kottan ,Bravo!
Bravo!
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