Knowing Bros (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript
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(On December 1, 2011, JTBC was established.)
(For the past 5 years, JTBC have done many gem-like variety programs.)
(In 2016...JTBC opens up in Sangam!)
(Specially produced "Ask Us Anything")
(The first episode in history is coming soon.)
(Finally, the brothers have gathered!)
This is a program where you'll do whatever you can to answer the viewers' questions.
Who will win if Kang Ho-dong and Seo Jang-hoon fight?
Is this a program where we have to fight?
(Yes, it is.)
(You can never back out.)
A couple hits won't do.
(Then one, two, three hits)
(Forget all the variety shows you've seen so far!)
(New question solving variety show!)
(Fiery psychological warfare)
(The brothers' fierce battle)
(We will plainly show you without hiding anything.)
It's the first time I've been on an unpredictable program.
("Ask Us Anything" starts now!)
(The first day of filming)
(7 chairs in a 10675 sq. ft. studio)
(And mysterious alphabets)
(You are free to choose...)
(Who will sit where?)
Do I just sit anywhere?
Sit wherever you think you belong.
(He sits on A!)
(A huge shadow soon approaches.)
Oh, my back!
(Looks around)
What's this?
My back.
- What happened? - I was just sleeping when I suddenly got a cramp.
- This is awkward. - Hi.
- Hi. - How do we sit?
- Sit anywhere. - They said to sit anywhere.
(He sits on D.)
C for Chi-yeul!
Does it matter where we sit?
(Ho-dong doesn't care about seats.)
It's boring for Ho-dong to sit in the center now.
(Upset)
(He tries sitting on D first.)
(Awkward)
- Why does it matter where we sit? - I feel like something else will happen.
I think Chi-yeul should sit next to me.
I was talking to him in the waiting room, and I match well with the dumb ones.
It's nice to meet you.
"I'm doing a program with Kang Ho-dong?"
- Really? - Yes. I was excited. This is fascinating.
(Variety show newbie was excited to meet Ho-dong.)
(Chi-yeul, a bright, young man from Gyeongsang-do)
I match well with the dumb ones.
Chi-yeul, you're very different from your photos.
- He's handsome. - Yeah, when I just saw your
photo, I thought I was the most handsome one.
- Chi-yeul, you fixed your nose, right? - Yes, I put silicone in it.
Sorry, but you can't join the conversation from there, can you?
You always need to consider that. If you sit at the ends, you can't join in.
We can see everyone from here. It's awkward.
Here he comes.
I apologize. You didn't know this day would come, did you?
Who knew you would wait for me like this?
Where's my seat?
Do I sit here? Am I B class?
- Let's kill him. - Why kill me?
Let him sit in the middle and be hated by everyone.
Young-chul, sit down.
- Make him sit in the middle. - I am A class actually.
It's a good idea to make everyone hate him.
You guys have to sit like this until the end of the show.
I'll give you one last chance to change your minds.
Hee-chul can sit in the middle. Get off!
Are you going to be so rude to me?
- Get off! - Just get up!
Even when I'm popular, I'm treated the same way.
Jang-hoon, come here. Sit here. What's wrong with your body today?
He's faking it. He's pretending to be hurt. He always says he has no cartilage.
Then you should go home and not do this.
It's okay.
We need to see what is the nicest view. How does it feel to sit here?
- Jang-hoon, stop being annoyed. - Why does everyone want to sit here?
- He pretends to not like it but sits down. - Just sit anywhere!
Why is this so important?
Why is this so important?
To be honest, regardless of A and B classes, I don't know much about variety shows.
However, am I not A class when it comes to sports?
(My A class basketball life)
If you talk about sports, Ho-dong is A class, too. - I didn't do much!
I was champion five times only! That's nothing!
(He is also A class in sports...)
All I did was lift a person and throw him to the ground! What's great about that?
We need to talk about variety shows since we're here.
Let's think about this the other way.
It won't happen, but let's say this program fails.
- Then who would receive the most damage? - Lee Soo-geun.
Don't do that.
Isn't it obviously Lee Soo-geun?
- Quiet! Let me just say one word. - Okay.
I wish all of you can be on your toes.
- We don't have time to argue about seats. - Right.
Sit on A.
- Me? - Try sitting there.
- I'm not the main! - Sit there.
(Experiencing inner conflict)
Just treat me like everyone else! Oh, my! Oh my goodness!
(Big smile)
It does suit you.
Then should we sit like this?
The viewers don't want this. They don't want you to sit here.
In my opinion, Hee-chul has to sit in the center.
That way, it will look futuristic. You come here. I like him.
(Loss of logic)
(He's just happy!)
(After an hour, they finally decide to their seats.)
The staff must have an opinion.
The youngest PD asked us how we should arrange the seating.
You guys came up with an answer for her question.
- This is the kind of program this is. - Sorry?
Did this fully answer your question?
This is program where you must do whatever you can, whether it's
using your body or brain, to answer the viewers' questions.
- Is it like a double-way communication program? - Sort of.
Aren't there too many of those lately?
(We'll think of a solution to that question slowly...)
That means there's no answer to that question.
We're supposed to do our best to find it.
Do you feel relieved?
I'm glad.
(The show will progress with the staff's questions.)
("Ask Us Anything")
There's a book of questions we made.
The book of questions...
Back then, Young-chul got up for this.
- Now it's Soo-geun. - No. It's because I'm injured.
(Naturally, he gives it to Ho-dong.)
Why are you giving it to Ho-dong?
No, hold on. This has become your habit. Why did you take this to him?
Because it happened two years ago, so I was confused.
You came this way automatically. You can give it to Hee-chul or Se-hwang. Do it again.
- Can you stop it with the skits? - What?
(The two comedians are used to skits.)
- It was a habit. - I'm going along with it. You owe me one.
- I'll pay you back. - You owe me one.
Even the stage looks like "Gag Concert."
I actually wanted to give it to Jang-hoon.
Okay. I'll read it. "A Man's Pride."
"Strength." Below that, it says "fight" and "virility."
- The second one says "endurance." - Patience.
Patience. The third one says "appearance."
(Give me that.)
- Ho-dong, you're too... - You need to be funny! You're not doing it funny!
- The point is... Today's topic is a man's pride! Got it? - Yes.
- A man's pride! - This is too much like "X-man."
This is too old! Who does it again nowadays?
Then are you futuristic?
Out of the way!
(Robbed A class seat)
- Then are you guys futuristic? What did you say? - I stayed still.
- You didn't say anything? - I stayed quiet.
Try it. Try it "X-man" style.
It's man's pride. The keywords are strength, endurance, and appearance.
Among strength, fight and virility are sensitive to men.
This feels like... You said it's "X-man," right? I think of "Kung Kung Dda."
Jeongbalsan, the foot of a mountain. Things like that, right?
(Newly rising right-hand man's excessive reaction)
- It's from 1900. - It happened shortly after the Korean War.
Yes, in 1900.
(Delivering the first question)
Hee-chul, do it well before he takes it again.
- I was a good radio DJ. - Right.
The ID is Dogok-dong New PD.
Who will win if Kang Ho-dong and Seo Jang-hoon fight?
- I'm really curious about this. - I'm curious, too.
Is this a program that, if such a question is asked, we need to fight?
You have to solve this.
Come here.
(Korea's representative championship Kang Ho-dong)
(Korea's power center Seo Jang-hoon)
(What if they fight?)
These are rumors on the internet about Kang Ho-dong's fighting skills.
Let's laugh together.
"In a market in Masan, Ho-dong was upset for some reason.
There's a legend that he wreaked havoc from the beginning to the end of the market.
I didn't see it, but the cabbage lady said she did."
"Ho-dong wreaked havoc in the market as he went."
(Cabbage lady's testimony!)
"My brother is colleagues with Ho-dong.
He's so good at fighting that when there's a robber
in town, people go, 'Ho-dong, there's a robber!'"
They called Ho-dong instead of the cops. "Ho-dong!"
(Report crimes to Ho-dong...?)
(Next rumor?)
"I saw Kang Ho-dong fight myself.
He shot strong winds!"
Strong winds!
(Ho-dong shoots strong winds...?)
Who is the ID?
(Internet rumors about Seo Jang-hoon's fighting skills)
"I heard somewhere that there was a fight while drinking.
When Seo Jang-hoon clapped once, the hoodlums all ran away."
(Clapping strong winds)
If he falls, Jang-hoon dies.
Who's that?
(Who do you think...?)
(It's obviously Soo-geun./Hidden camera before first filming.)
He can't win against Ho-dong. You haven't been hit by him as a joke, huh?
- You haven't been hit as a joke, huh? - Does it hurt?
You can die.
Ho-dong is the best fighter. I heard Jang-hoon can't fight.
Neither I nor Ho-dong are fighters.
Unless someone has special fighting skills, wouldn't it
be difficult for a normal person to beat me in a fight?
Why are we sincerely talking about this?
Make it happen. I'll show you.
I'll show you a person who is 2 meters tall fall straight to the ground.
Jang-hoon, I didn't know about that. I didn't know they were filming.
None of us knew.
Seo Jang-hoon versus Lee Soo-geun?
- Soo-geun is pretty fast. - I think Jang-hoon will win that one.
There's too much of a height difference. Is it 50 centimeters?
- Who will win if I fight against Seo Jang-hoon? - Seo Jang-hoon.
I'm not an easy opponent. Should we try fighting on the first day then?
(Embarrassed)
(I'm sorry)
(Speechless)
I'll definitely beat Lee Soo-geun.
- He said he would win. - What a crazy jerk.
(Give and take)
He took a long break, so he must have lost his mind.
(Guilty)
(The end of hidden camera!)
I used to do judo in middle and high school.
- You did a lot of sports. - So I used to do pull-ups with one hand.
Not that I'm bragging.
What's wrong with his character?
I have a lot of wrestling friends. So I tried to wrestle
with them. I grabbed them but I couldn't even get up.
- I couldn't. They had such immense power. - The wrestlers' power.
If you had to make a bet, who would you go for? Me or Jang-hoon?
- I'd bet on you. - Why do you keep talking about betting?
(Sitting on pins and needles)
It's okay if you say it. It's uncomfortable if you can't
- say it because of me. - We're saying it because of you.
Good job.
(This is futuristic emcee.)
You can't let your head be held by Jang-hoon like this.
He might drag you up, so you can't be held like this.
Look at his face. It's like a basketball.
You can't get your head held like this. It would be a problem.
(Kang Ho-dong VS. Seo Jang-hoon simulation)
Why do we have to do this on a day my back hurts?
You guys are fighting in your best conditions.
- I can't even stand properly. - To be honest, this is really threatening.
(One head difference)
In your case, with only a couple punches...
He's not the style to be knocked out with a couple punches.
But Jang-hoon... Wow... Your hand...
(They all gather to look at the giant's fist.)
- Ho-dong, you have a pretty big fist, too. - He has a big one.
This is a weapon.
I'm smaller.
- Oh, how cute! - Do it properly.
Women do that. They say, "Oh, you have big hands!" Then they place their hand here.
They say, "You have big hands." Then they put their hands here.
Are you a woman? Do it properly!
Be exact!
(Ho-dong wants to look small, too.)
- There's a huge difference. - There is actually a difference of length.
Anyways, when you walk on the street... Let's do a simulation. Come here.
- You might bump into each other. - Bump into each other.
- Move. Get out of the way! - What's going on?
(What happened between them...?)
(They fake a situation when they bump into each other on the streets.)
(The champion's fierce glare)
(What is Jang-hoon's reaction?)
- Move. - I'm sorry.
(Game over)
(Escapes off the stage)
Ho-dong wants to pick a fight, but he just went, "I'm sorry.
(Young-chul sneaks up behind Ho-dong.)
(Young-chul disappeared.)
(He almost had to get a cast on his leg, too.)
When someone bumps into me, and they look like Ho-dong, I go, "I'm sorry."
It's true! Who would fight him?
When people like me bump into him... Try bumping into me.
When I bump into him...
(U-turn!)
You're good at skits. I need to plan one, too. I'm in trouble. What do I do?
Rather than a fight between the top, it's funnier if the lower class fights.
Let's leave the main match for that end.
A fight between Lee Soo-geun and Kim Young-chul.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Stop blocking the camera! Just do it from here!
Hitting is losing.
I said this before, but Young-chul has good motor nerves.
Ho-dong, I have a black belt.
If I hit him...! You saw the way I twisted my back, right?
- This is how it's done. - He's definitely the winner.
Where'd he go?
Watch out idiots fight. Try to kick me.
- Where'd he go? - I'm right here!
Isn't he too good at skits?
- He did judo, you know. If you get caught by him... - I won't get caught.
I used to do karate. I knock down people with my steps.
- What if you get caught? - How could I get caught? Try me.
This isn't it! Let me try it again.
- There are second round fights? - I had no idea I would be caught right away.
How could you redo it?
When he comes, my foot already kicks out!
I got caught! So what? What are you going to do?
(He uses the opportunity to do a skit.)
This is funnier!
(He's. The. Best. One.)
Soo-geun!
Seo Jang-hoon and Kang Ho-dong weren't funny.
(He's the master of skits.)
(Hee-chul discovered something.)
Soo-geun! Soo-geun!
Soo-geun! Hold on. It keeps coming out!
One, two, three. There are three of them.
I especially prepared these because Jang-hoon was coming. Why do you keep asking me?
(Strangely, they fall for Soo-geun's skit.)
I thought my organs were coming out.
What are you talking about?
(Unknowingly, Jang-hoon copies him.)
Now you two try.
I'm going to get you!
If we bump into each other like this...
- Darn it. - You little...!
Hey! Hey! I told you to stop, didn't I?
Do it right. I dare you to be disrespectful to me again.
(Ended the skit with a sudden attack to the pressure point)
Young-chul goes for the hair right away!
Viewers, I was okay with my hair being grabbed. It was very funny.
I'm saying this just in case they might be offended.
I did it out of urgency.
Jang-hoon, just stand next to Soo-geun.
Soo-geun is good at karate.
I seriously slept on the wrong side of the bed last night, so I can't move very well.
- This is just a simulation. - This is David and Goliath.
Personally, I hate Goliath.
Let me be David.
Tall people have weak lower bodies.
There are many skills to attack the lower body. Things like this.
(Ignore)
(All he does is jump and hit the belly button.)
With this kind of power, normal people will fall.
- But not you. - Jang-hoon, stop talking and fight already.
You talk way too much, too!
- Young-chul. Young-chul. - I blocked the camera again, didn't I? I'm sorry.
How many times am I blocking the camera?
Try doing a simulation by spinning around.
- Do a spin kick on the ground. - Spin kick.
- I'll get hit and just go on top... - I hit him and he lay down.
(He climbs on while making strange noises.)
(He slaps right away.)
Oh my god!
- I have a skill for this one. - What is it? Say it.
What is it? Say it.
I can't move! I can't.
- Can you get back up on your own? - Lie down.
Lie down. How does it feel when I'm on top compared to Jang-hoon?
- Let's say you were hit. - Okay.
I'm really sorry, but your face is scary.
His face is scary because it's wide like this.
His head is huge.
(Finally, the rematch of Ho-dong VS. Jang-hoon!)
Let's say I fell like this.
I'm not trying to be funny. My back seriously hurts.
(He finally gets on.)
(Wide)
Hit his cheeks. Seriously, hit them.
- There's a problem. - Why?
There's a problem.
His chest is so thick that I can't even sit on it. I keep going forward.
Line up. I want to try, too.
Next up is Lee Soo-geun!
It was my wish to sit on top of you once!
- Doesn't it feel like he's going to get up? - It's really uncomfortable.
(Mustered up the courage to smack)
(Young-chul uses this opportunity to get on.)
The forehead.
Get up. Hold on.
Get off.
I said get off. I'll give you three seconds. One, two...
I said get off.
(He's cute.)
(Ho-dong isn't like before...)
That was fun.
(The end of Ho-dong the ride!)
("Ask Us Anything")
I think what I said is right.
In my opinion, basketball players may be tall, but they don't have strength.
So unless you're a fighter, Ho-dong is the strongest.
- In fights? - What if you and I fought?
So what I'm saying is only valid towards Ho-dong.
To let this refer this to the rest of you greatly wounds my pride.
Come out. Let's try it.
Seriously, you...! I can even beat you with an aching back!
I can even beat you like this! Ouch.
His kick is harmless!
I told you not to block me!
I think the best fighter is Kang Ho-dong.
Out of all of us.
(Acknowledges)
Best is Ho-dong. Worst is Young-chul.
- So the question has been solved. - Yes, that is the conclusion.
Now you guys get the gist of what this program is about, right?
(Rather than that...we're still getting to know it)
- Just a bit. - We're getting to know it.
I think we'll know the gist of it if we do a couple more.
This is the second question. I can kind of be confident about this one.
ID Writer Who Is In A Relationship For 300 Days sent this to us.
"They say men sit with their legs wide open if they have weak virility. Is that true?"
(Commotion)
I was sitting with them open.
(Becomes automatically modest...)
(Disappointed with himself)
My legs don't open at all.
- Is it true? I've never heard of it. - This is related to bluffing.
Men express their pride with the fighting and virility.
- What is virility? - It's stamina.
It's power.
- Virility is... - The virility she's asking about might be different.
For example, I appear weak and powerless.
- Size... - Sorry?
(Embarrassed)
I don't think size has anything to do with this topic.
Then, who thinks they have strong virility here?
What's the criteria?
According to how you feel.
- According to morning... - According to when your morning reaction?
I'm pretty good.
- Are we supposed to stand up? - We're not?
(Insulted after being too eager)
I think this was an excessive set-up.
Then...
(Jang-hoon has made a big decision!)
(At last, his spine straightens.)
Now that you're standing, you're huge!
Jang-hoon is huge when he stands up!
(Never could have imagined before he straightened his back!)
(I am watching...everything in the world.)
(Finally he moves.)
(The competitive giant has woken up!)
I didn't know when he was sitting down, but he's enormous!
I was just going to raise my hand, but after seeing
Ho-dong stand up, I decided to pull my aching body up.
They stood up because they don't have confidence.
- That's true. - No.
They're appealing because they're not acknowledged.
If we're going to go into depth about virility...
Dr. Seo.
What? Say it.
(Virility is too profound...to understand.)
- Say it. - What is he saying?
Isn't that the point? This?
- Ho-dong can't get used to this. - That's because he's from
old shows. Old shows didn't allow you to talk about this.
- His face turned red! - He's liking it.
- Gyeongsang-do guys are embarrassed about these kind of things. - Exactly.
The virility I know is all about recovery.
(It grew silent.)
(Late agreement)
(Just nodding)
Are you okay, Jang-hoon?
For your information, for over 27 years...
I've been running and doing sports.
I can say that I'm superior compared to others.
But to have run for a long time isn't the best.
No, all of this has to do with stamina!
- Can you do it without stamina? - No.
- It's impossible without stamina. - Without stamina, skills don't work.
Who cares if you can put in many goals? If you can't run, it's no point.
Hold on. Isn't it worse if you can run but can't put in any goals?
(Hearing that...makes me suddenly think of my painful past.)
You have to keep putting goals.
It would be best to put in goals and run well.
Earlier, when it came to fighting, he kept saying losing and saying
- Ho-dong is the best, but he won't lose to virility. - That's not it.
I'm just talking generally. There's a higher possibility
that people with good stamina will have better virility.
- Anyways, we need to come up with a solution. - Please do, main MC.
So, according to Liverpool University,
"If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you have more
male hormone called testosterone, which means you have better virility."
Camera, zoom in please.
(No one cares. They're all talking about themselves.)
(No matter how much he talks while sitting down, it's impossible to communicate.)
Look at the difference.
(If I can't get to them through words, I'll just have to stand up!)
Out of the way.
(The giant of virility)
Why does it matter where we sit?
Ho-dong is the strongest.
I don't have greed for anything besides basketball.
I yield everything besides basketball.
(Yielding angel)
(Yield, my foot!)
(Look at me. Just me...!)
(We want you to preserve your ring finger for a long time...)
I guess Jang-hoon wants to win first place for this one.
(He's serious.)
Okay, to be honest, I think Jang-hoon and I will be first and second place.
- Yeah, right. - I mean it.
Why are you including yourself? I understand me, but why you?
I'm the one including you!
You've got the wrong idea!
(Men's battle of pride)
There's an experiment, right?
With weak virility, you sit with legs wide open.
With strong virility, you don't.
You can't sit with your legs closed for a long time. It's awkward. You shake.
(An experiment to measure thigh strength)
(Put the egg on your knee and hold on as long as possible.)
How much will the camera shoot?
It films like this?
(A super close up camera has been prepared.)
There will be people who watch this show and try this, too.
Ready? One, two, three. Hands off. Hands off.
- That's it. - Mine is too far at the edge.
You need to put it more at the edge. He's already shaking.
- Seriously, I... - Jang-hoon is shaking!
If my back was good, I could even do this for three days and two nights.
I can do this until our next recording.
- You need to understand my back pain. - Oh, stop talking about it.
We're too focused on this, so we need to distract ourselves- Don't touch me!
(Ho-dong is the very first to be out.)
Gosh, no! I'm very sensitive about this subject!
(Ho-dong's destroyed pride)
It's because someone touched this.
Hold on. Let me make a proposition.
Because of my back...
Stop talking about your back! Everyone knows about it already.
(Just then, Chi-yeul discovers something!)
(Midlife crisis...)
(Shaking)
This is alive!
(Trying hard to restrain himself)
No! No! No! No! No!
(Disastrous...)
- I might give up because of my back. - Then just let it drop.
Fine. I'll drop it. Whoa, it stood up.
(Failed to drop into the frying pan)
Don't be funny. Don't be funny.
The writer heard about my rumors as well.
This is...
(Lost all desire to keep filming)
(He's really mad after getting last place...)
(People dropping out consecutively)
Kim Hee-chul versus Kim Se-hwang.
(Last rival Kim Se-hwang is out as well)
(Kim Hee-chul is 1st place.)
(Pleased)
- We will make the conclusion now. - Okay.
I can't acknowledge this.
(Frustrated)
I don't think determining this with an egg is valid.
I might accept it if was a thigh spreading test.
- Then what should we use instead? - I don't know.
I don't think an egg is it though.
Personally, I have no strength in my legs.
I've seen small men with great virility.
That's why I think sitting with your legs wide open has nothing to do with virility.
- All of you think it's unrelated? - So the conclusion is that they're unrelated?
You guys are in denial.
(Especially you guys...)
This isn't about ranking. We just have to answer yes or no.
- Let's raise our hands. - Virility and sitting with
your legs wide open is related. One, two, three!
One, two, three!
(The test I did not win 1st place...can go to Andromeda.)
(In vain)
(Satisfied)
So virility and sitting with your legs wide open are unrelated.
- They're unrelated. - However, Kim Hee-chul has the best virility here.
- That has clearly been proved. - We'll acknowledge that.
- If we don't acknowledge it, we won't move on? - We won't!
- I won't! - I acknowledge it.
- I... - I'm acknowledging it because my back hurts.
But look, I...
I would acknowledge it if it fell between my legs.
(Seems like they won't be able to move on)
Okay, good job. You can be the first place.
- You won since your egg fell first. - Right. Round of applause.
- Let's move on. - Let's do the next part.
Lucky you. You must be happy you took my first place.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
("Ask Us Anything")
We'll move onto the next topic.
This is from Choi Kang PD.
"It drives me nuts when I'm on the freeway and I have to suddenly pee."
There are still two hours left before you arrive.
Please suggests ways to hold in my pee.
- Can't you just pee a little at a time? - You're so old school.
Seriously.
Back then, if you asked the teacher for permission to go pee,
they would go, "Pee in your pants a little bit at a time and dry it."
(It was a congenial joke...)
When I was little, they would say, "Great person has
great bladder and small person has small bladder."
What the heck is that?
(Hearing it for the first time)
You know when the guys go to eat or drink together, right?
A secret competition breaks out to use the toilet the latest.
- Really? - Yes. We do many battles of pride.
- I've never lost in that endurance competition before. - Even for urinating?
I'm amazing! I'm truly great!
I can truly beat you all in this matter! I'm amazing!
(Excited over a trivial victory)
Are you saying you're a great person with a great bladder?
I hear often that I'm a physically large person.
Rather than being physically large, I like to be known for having a big heart.
- So with a big heart... - He's suddenly exploding with wise words.
- No, it's not that. - This is from "Ya Shim Man Man!"
His wise words caught me off guard!
Why would it be off guard?
(A sudden punch of wise words!)
(Knocked down weakly while off guard...)
- There's no reason to be off guard. - It wasn't the time to say that.
What kind of wise words did I say?
This is the old "Ya Shim Man Man" way.
"Rather than being physically large, I want to have a big heart." Wow.
Do whatever you want. Go ahead and emcee in a future way. Try it.
- Is this really that old school? - No.
You guys are the great futuristic people. I'm the outdated one.
I'm sorry, people of the future. Future. Future.
I'm sorry. Do your best, people of the future.
Let's hear what you have to say.
This is different from the question.
He wanted to know a good way to hold it.
(At that moment, the experiment tools appear...)
(What is the experiment tool that shocks everyone...?)
(Water bottles appeared for the experiment!)
(An experiment to find a way to drink water and hold in your pee.)
To be honest, I want to pee right now.
- Me, too. - Same here.
- But I'll hold it in. - Yes, we must hold it in.
I haven't gone once since I came here.
We're going to simulate the real situation by getting into a car.
- We're getting into a car? - Getting into a car?
You'll feel a greater urgency to pee since the car shakes.
(The brothers quickly weaken.)
- Let's go to the restroom. We need to do it equally. - Let's do that.
(They had for the restroom!)
What should we do now?
- Two bottles each. - Thank you.
We should make a toast.
- To "Ask Us Anything's" success! - Cheers!
"It will be successful."
Isn't this one liter?
(Ho-dong takes a bottle of water.)
(Gulp, Gulp)
(Empties it in a matter of seconds!)
He's like the water purifier when you first put the water bottle in it!
(Human water purifier)
(Unstoppable gulping!)
(Easily drank the entire second water bottle in one shot!)
(Amazed)
- It's difficult to drink two bottles. - I already drank mine.
- Jang-hoon is already done. - I need to pee already.
We're done drinking two bottles each.
Up until a while ago, I kind of understood this program, but now I'm lost again.
(Holding tightly onto 2 water bottles...)
(they quickly get on the experiment bus!)
(All ready to experiment a way to hold in your pee!)
I've done many variety shows but this is the first time
I've done a variety show where I have to hold in my pee!
It's a first, right?
It's the first time they've made us get into a car for this kind of thing.
Don't force yourself to hold in your pee.
- Then do we pee in here? - Of course we need to go out.
I can't use a public restaurant.
So we prepared diapers, urine bottles, and more.
- There are diapers, too? - I can't! I'm an idol!
I think it would be hilarious if Jang-hoon and Ho-dong peed in here.
(Men's pride is slowly igniting with a urine-holding competition.)
- It's too early now. - Yes.
- One more bottle. - One more bottle.
(This is already their 3rd bottle!)
(Once Ho-dong's lips touch it, it's gone in one shot!/Amazed.)
Later on, you won't even know if this is water or pee.
I know. It's true.
(While they're laughing and talking, good news has finally come.)
I keep shaking my legs. I really need to pee. I really can't hold it in.
This is driving me nuts.
(His two pupils lost focus...)
I really can't hold this in!
- Seriously! I really can't hold this in! - Kim Hee-chul is out.
I really can't hold in my pee. I really can't!
(He has discovered a restaurant!)
(He goes in there without any hesitance!)
Excuse me, but can I use the restroom? Thank you.
(He urgently rushes to the restroom!)
I really need to pee.
I can't use public restrooms.
I can't! I'm an idol!
Oh, that feels good. Why does it keep coming out?
(I'm the happiest right now.)
(Take all your burdens off and go to a new world!)
(Relaxed/Satisfied to his heart's content)
- Thank you, ma'am. - Come here.
Yes, ma'am.
(He takes a photo with them to pay back for using the restroom!)
- Thank you! - They're filming you using the restroom?
Yes. We were experimenting how long you can hold in your urine.
- I see. - Thank you.
Goodness. You guys are working hard.
You guys should drink another bottle of water. We should end this quickly.
(Provoking them with a light body and heart)
- When you talk, you don't think about urine. - Don't talk then.
- When we stop talking... - Since talking helps, let's not talk for five minutes.
- For five minutes. - For five minutes.
We can't talk? I've never gone without talking for five minutes before.
For you, that'd be harder than holding in your pee.
- Can't I just talk? - You can't talk. Three, two, one. Start!
(Kindly broadcasting toilet sound)
What a great sound. How refreshing!
There are two minutes left.
(They can't even speak and they're thinking about peeing, too...)
Hwang Chi-yeul has opened his fly.
(This man who is 2 m 7 cm tall draws this teeny tiny foot...
(to toddle to this world of perseverance...)
I think Ho-dong is enduring very well.
(At peace)
How refreshing!
(However, they are slowly reaching their limits...)
Kim Se-hwang and Hwang Chi-yeul.
I...I...
Let me be real here.
I can hold in my urine. But if I do, diarrhea is going to come out very soon.
So, I think I have to go. Seriously.
(The car quickly parks.)
There are three dropouts.
If I had held in a bit longer...
Do we have to go here?
- Should we go to the restaurant? - Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
I'm in a rush.
(A lumbering expedition to the toilet)
- My back hurts. - Should I hold your hand for you?
I'll match your pace.
Pardon me, but can I use your restroom?
(Lumbering at top speed)
(They reached their destination despite the hardship!)
(I made it!)
(Shudder!)
(They overcame hard and long times...)
It's a very clear color.
- There's no end. - There's no end.
(The expedition to the restroom is over...)
I don't know what to do. I can do everything but pee.
- Take your time. - Take your time.
(The two of them are still here.)
Sorry, but I think you'll have to leave. There will be noises.
(He keeps an eye on them to make sure they leave.)
I'm doing all kinds of ridiculous things now.
- Everyone, Seo Jang-hoon is going to take a while. - Seriously?
- Be prepared. - All right.
- Can I use the toilet again? - This is Hee-chul's
second time when some of us haven't gone at all.
- The restroom is that way. - Oh, okay.
(Another one came...)
We can't feel it when we're sleeping.
- We don't think about peeing when we're sleeping. - We dream instead.
I don't usually have to go this bad...but I really have to go.
He's trying to stand up.
Wow. I think I should just go now.
It's serious. I really have to go.
(Soo-geun is heading for the restroom, too!)
(Slow, slow)
- Thank you. My back aches. - It's a weird show, isn't it?
He's coming!
I'm about to die.
(Dying/Refreshed)
- Is the restroom far? - It's close.
(I was once like that, too...)
(He goes step by step like a child learning how to walk...)
(They're used to it now...)
Wow. I'm in big trouble.
(Finally, he arrives at the restroom!)
The restaurant owners were like, "What kind of program is this?"
- Really? - Because all of us went inside like this.
Then when we come out, we're all refreshed.
(Whistling comes out naturally~)
(180 degrees different from before!)
(Cheerful footsteps)
Soo-geun's footsteps got so much lighter.
- Go! - Go.
It's so nice.
(The sun has gone done now...)
I need to go. Don't you?
I do, but I'm pretending we're 40 minutes away
from the rest stop, so I'm holding it in.
So what is one way to hold it in?
How about pinching the inside of your thigh real hard?
(Pinch)
(Retaliate right away)
I think I got a bruise!
I couldn't see his face. All I saw was his teeth and gums.
(Eye-catching dental impression!)
It's the first time I've been pinched like this.
- Does it work? - It helps. It hurt for me as well.
(However, another crisis has soon come.)
- Ho-dong is starting to shake his legs now. - You have no choice but to.
Shaking your legs is useless.
- Why? It works. - You don't have to pee anymore?
"You don't have to pee anymore?"
- That's not the case for me. - Isn't it because you're hungry?
If you need to pee, you need to pee.
(Hold it in... Hold it in...)
Stop blocking me! I told you to stop blocking me!
(Overflowing vigor and power! Where did the Ho-dong who overpowered Young-chul go...?)
Yes. Actually, there's no point in holding it in, is there?
(He just stays still without speaking.)
(Hold it in! I can't hear him...)
(I can't hear him...!)
Actually, there's no point to shaking your leg.
I don't think I've ever heard Ho-dong sing before. Try singing now.
- Don't laugh. It will come out. - He's speechless.
Since someone is being funny, I really need
to go. I'm sure of it. I need to pee again.
While Ho-dong keeps holding it in, if he giggles out of disbelief, he'll leak a bit.
- You didn't go in your pants, did you? - I'm fine.
(It's been 2 hours and 30 minutes since the experiment started...)
- Oh, no. What do I do? Right now, I... - I think I need to go, too.
(Finally, Young-chul has become speechless...)
(Every moment is a crisis!)
(Confused mind)
I can't do this anymore. Director, can you stop the car?
I'm going to get off now. I lost.
- Look at him sweating. - The car wash here.
(Ho-dong also gives up and goes to the restroom!)
Hello.
- Is there a restroom here? - To the right.
To the right? Around the corner? Thank you!
It's here.
Hello, sir! May I use the restroom?
(Ho-dong has also arrived at the restroom!)
(The others are heading to the restroom, too!)
(Hee-chul is already going to the restroom for the third time.)
I don't usually pee this much. This is the first time I'm peeing so much.
(A refreshing feeling that lightens the heart!)
(Pure wonder)
(Dignity of a great man's great bladder)
(Clapping and cheering)
This isn't something I should be applauded for.
- You peed for longer than I did. - Yeah. It's
- the first time I've peed for such a long time. - Really?
(Everyone comes back refreshed!)
It's not easy to make a conclusion.
Putting pressure on my stomach by shaking back and forth helped me.
For me, I keep shaking my leg and thinking of something else when I have to pee.
I think the most important thing here is your mindset.
Then what about this?
Based on Young-chul's experience, you should shake your legs and talk with others.
I think that's a good idea.
When you get close, you can sing songs together.
When you get closer, you should pinch each other.
(Warning: we do not hold responsibility if you can't hold in your pee.)
(A while later)
Did you get plastic surgery?
- I didn't do double eyelid surgery. Look. - Seems like you did.
Please do! Please!
On Seo Jang-hoon's eyelids...
- I'm flabbergasted. - Really? So he really did do it.
You've never gotten double eyelid surgery before?
("Ask Us Anything")
- I'll give you the next question. - Okay.
It has to do with appearance.
It has finally come.
This is a question from Thump Thump FD.
"Do women's hearts beat faster in front of handsome
men and beat slower in front of ugly men?"
- I think so. - Will it fall?
- Excuse me, you, sir, the one with the hat. - How would I know?
If you take off your vest, aren't you Wally?
(We found Wally.)
What's Wally?
- "What's Wally?" - I said, "Aren't you Wally?" And he was like, "What's Wally?"
In a crowd, you have to find this person.
(He doesn't know, but he laughs anyways.)
What if you rank your members by your looks?
I'm number one when it comes to good looks.
Looks like he'll take a break from shows again.
I was referring to the four of us. I didn't include you, Hee-chul.
Kang Ho-dong, Seo Jang-hoon, and Kim Young-chul, right? Wow. They're the big three.
(Big 3 are uncomfortable)
- Kang Ho-dong, Seo Jang-hoon, and Kim Young-chul. - Wow. That's seriously hard.
What's hard about that?
I'm not saying this because Ho-dong is my friend, but he's actually quite charming.
He's somewhat cute. But I seriously can't find
anything appealing about Jang-hoon and Young-chul.
It's really hard.
First: Kang Ho-dong. Second: Lee Soo-geun. Third:
tie between Seo Jang-hoon and Kim Young-chul.
We're both bronze medals?
To be honest, I wonder how women can kiss Young-chul.
(I'll just laugh...)
(What does he think?)
I think I'll be first place. Seo Jang-hoon is last place.
Doesn't he look a bit weird? With his double eyelids?
Young-chul is the ugliest.
At least my gums don't stick out.
What do you mean my gums stick out?
There's nothing particular ugly about me, but there's something about him.
He's ugly.
Isn't it more important for men to be handsome than charming?
You need to be handsome in order to be charming.
People who don't understand tend to say that.
Is that so? Men just have to be charming.
- So you think you're charming? - Yes, so what?
He's slyly trying to leave himself out of this.
(It would be sad if you left yourself out.)
To be honest, we were the big three earlier.
Young-chul, be honest and say who's the
- ugliest here. One, two, three. - Seo Jang-hoon.
- Seo Jang-hoon, name the ugliest one here. One, two, three. - Kim Young-chul.
(Now it has become the big 2.)
- It's not complicated now. - You should've chosen someone else!
- To be honest, he's not in the position to say this. - I'm not.
I want to ask you, Se-hwang. Who is the ugliest out of us?
To be honest, he has a kabuki face.
When you wash it off, you never know. Bring
me the foam cleanser! Let's all go together.
(Anything but that, please...)
I'm going crazy.
- Who is the ugliest? - Who do you think is the ugliest?
I want to talk about plastic surgery for a moment.
Did you get plastic surgery...?
- Me? I didn't get my double eyelids done. Look. - Seems like you did.
- I said this a hundred times on TV. - You did?
- Can we verify it? - Of course.
If anyone in the country has evidence that I did get double
eyelid surgery confirms the rumor, you can take my everything.
To put an end to the rumor, we have called in a professional.
Please do! Please!
(Just then, the members exchange looks with the staff members...?)
(Before the recording...while Jang-hoon was in the waiting room by himself...)
(the brothers got the memo of a hidden camera.)
(Will they be able to fool Jang-hoon?)
(The hidden camera officially starts!)
She's pretty!
Come to the center! Come to the center! Come to the center! Come to the center!
Hello. I'm Doctor Kwon Dam-hye.
- Since you're a professional... - Yes.
You will be able to accurately judge whether his eyelids are natural or not.
- Of course. - Jang-hoon suddenly got double eyelids he never had before!
According to an article, they're "double eyelids that appeared like a comet."
(His eyes do seem debatable.)
- She's a professional. Do you believe her? - Yes.
- Do you guys believe her, too? - Yes.
- No one can argue about this anymore. - The scandal will come to an end.
No more words will be needed.
- We'll give you plenty of time to examine him. - Do it like "Masterpiece Masterwork."
(One of Asia's top 3 guitarists is doing the BGM right away.)
(Here comes the doctor!)
(Authoritative hand gestures.)
(Jang-hoon meekly accepts the exam without knowing anything.)
(Detailed)
(What are the results of the double eyelid test?)
(After the test...the doctor smiles?)
(Heart flutter)
The results are out.
I feel happy. It's been a while since I was able
to see a beautiful woman up close. It's great.
- Did you take a good look? - Yes.
What is the truth about Jang-hoon's double eyelids?
On both his eyelids...
What is the truth about Jang-hoon's double eyelids?
On both his eyelids, there were clear cutting lines.
He has a lot of fat, and his skin is thick, so he has obvious double eyelids.
- Really? So I guess he did it. - Sorry? Excuse me?
Run away!
- You're... You're serious, right? - Yes, from what I saw...
- You're not trying to be funny, are you? - It's very clear.
- What's clear? - The cutting lines.
The cutting lines?
(Dazed)
Anyway, the professional says the double eyelids were made with cutting lines.
Maybe it happened without you knowing, like when you were under anesthesia.
Were you ever under anesthesia when you were sick?
- That's not it. - Because he could have forgotten about it.
- The doctor... - Is a professional.
- You are a professional, aren't you?- Yes.
She even brought her license.
Kwon Dam-hye. The Ministry of Health, Welfare and Family Affairs.
- Jang-hoon. - But...she's a...professional doctor...
She's a professional doctor, but I...
I didn't do it. I really didn't.
But if I say that, then the doctor will be
- in an awkward situation. - What a gentleman.
What do we do?
If I think about who will suffer more if I say
that I lied about getting double eyelid surgery...
- Don't think too much. - I think the doctor will suffer more damage.
In her position?
Because if I keep insisting that I didn't get it and
throw a fit about it, I would feel pretty guilty.
- So let's just... - Let's edit her part out.
- Okay. - Thank you, doctor.
- I'm sorry. - You should take your license with you.
(Sweating bullets everywhere)
I know Jang-hoon.
It would be much better if you spill the beans now, Jang-hoon.
- But I... - You didn't do it?
I didn't. Is there a reason for me to lie about this?
- Do you think of me as a friend? - Of course.
- Put your right hand over your heart. - Why must we go so far?
Do you swear you've never gotten double eyelid surgery before?
(What is Jang-hoon's answer?)
- You've never gotten it before? - No.
Then it's a hidden camera.
(Stagger~)
(Sudden worsening back pain)
(Hidden camera is a success.)
(The expression of the incarnate of consideration is getting brighter.)
(Exploding sweat glands)
(Extremely glad)
- Jang-hoon is cool. - Let's bring the doctor back.
This kind of hidden camera...
You're doing hidden cameras for all kinds of things now.
- Please introduce yourself. - I am a doctor, but I specialize in OBGYN.
(We never said she was a plastic surgeon.)
Let's give Jang-hoon a round of applause.
- You're cool. - You were really cool.
Jang-hoon was worried that you would receive a fatal blow if you were wrong.
(Jang-hoon's scrupulous consideration for her)
Let me ask you, doctor. Did he really not do double eyelid surgery?
- She doesn't know. - I don't know.
Really? You can't tell even though you look at it?
She had really made a big decision.
It must not have been easy for her to look at Jang-hoon,
examine him, and tell him he got the surgery.
She smiled at me, so I thought, "She really is a pro. She knows as soon as sees me."
But she suddenly said, "I can see clear cutting lines."
There were clear cutting lines.
He has a lot of fat, and his skin is thick, so he has obvious double eyelids.
(You were surprised, huh? We're sorry.)
But even in that critical situation, Jang-hoon protected you.
Yes, I was touched.
- What do you think about a guy like him? - He's so cool.
- Do you have a boyfriend?- No, I don't.
Jang-hoon protected you in this situation.
Look to your left. Seo Jang-hoon. Look to your right. Kim Hee-chul.
Who is handsome? One, two, three!
Kim Hee-chul.
(He kind of anticipated...but as expected, it's not me.)
It doesn't matter even if he protected her.
Protecting her and being good-looking are two different things.
Applause for the doctor.
- Thank you, doctor. - Thank you.
(Finally he sits back down.)
- It's too bad that she's single. - That could be a lie, too. That could be an act.
Jang-hoon must be so relieved that this was a hidden camera.
To be honest, when the PD asked if it happened
while I was under anesthesia, I thought,
"When did I get anesthesia?"
(Because he was flustered, he created non-existent memories.)
At one point, I didn't believe myself either.
(A hidden camera that made him look back on his life)
Don't you think you'll say you did it if someone asks you next time?
If I had known this would've happened, I
should've just said I did it from the beginning.
- Right? - This is tiring!
We need to put Jang-hoon in the upper level. Young-chul and I will be last place.
You're trying to end everything warmly again!
I'm the ugliest!
This offends me even more! He's pretending to be generous!
- Forget it! - Everyone, Seo Jang-hoon is much better looking than me!
I can say for sure now!
Anyways, we have to come up with an answer.
- The ugliest. - We just have to point to the ugliest one, right?
- Include charms and personality! The ugliest of them all! - One, two, three!
(Wally has been chosen.)
This is too much.
Hold on. Who do you pick, Soo-geun?
- Se-hwang. - You chose Se-hwang?
- What about you? - Kim Se-hwang.
(Kabuki Kim got 2 votes.)
(Se-hwang's existence suddenly rises up.)
I was about to pick Jang-hoon, but honestly, don't you think he's ugly?
I picked him without thinking.
Come and see him from the front. The more you look at him, the uglier he is.
Oh my gosh! He's even uglier up close!
(This is funny.)
(The end of the skit couples' acting!)
Let's say if you were born again, you had to choose Hee-chul's
face with my height or Young-chul's face with Jang-hoon's height.
- Which would you choose? - That's a hard question.
You, of course.
I would even pick you now.
- Lee Soo-geun or Kim Young-chul? One, two, three. - Lee Soo-geun.
- You'd be born as him? - In a heartbeat.
Am I very strange?
When I leave the broadcast station, people tell me I look better in real life.
When I just come into the studio...
(He stammers because he's so flustered.)
Am I really strange?
When you're born again, look at yourself. You'll know.
Would you be born as yourself again?
- Yes. You need to honestly pick yourself. - You have the choice.
That fact that you're even thinking means you lost.
I'm saying this because I love myself. I have high dignity about myself.
I want to be born as myself again.
There's an English phrase that goes, "I like myself."
It means I like myself. I really liked myself.
However, after being asked this question, it
makes me realized I've been wrong all this time.
I should've thought about being someone else.
No, but on one hand, Young-chul has a very good body.
Right? Keep going.
If I'm born again, I don't care about the looks.
But I wish I would be taller.
I want to play basketball again and pursue to be a world champion.
The program can't be so heartwarming.
You're trying to take all the good parts.
Take them all! Take them all!
- Are you on a healing trip? - He should give me the heartwarming stuff.
He's taking the heartwarming stuff. He should give it to me. It's too much!
(I'm sorry, Ho-dong. I won't take it anymore...)
The staff prepared something.
- You can tell if a woman's heart beats fast when they see a handsome guy? - Yes.
- Can we test that here? - Yes, we have prepared an experiment.
(Setting up heart rate experiment)
(This is the heart rate.)
(The test subject appears./Youngest writer.)
- Please tell us your name. - I'm the youngest writer, Kim Yeo-won.
Her heart rate is at a comfortable 88 without any drastic changes.
- What's the normal rate? - That, I do not know.
(Shameless)
(The first one is the representative of good looks among idols, Hee-chul)
Please take off your eye patch. Start.
He's showing off his dimples.
But you can't say he wins even though the heart rate
goes up because this has to do with personal taste.
(He takes her hand.)
- 105. - 105.
There's no big difference from the beginning.
- I'm not your ideal type, right? - Yeah.
- I can tell. It's clear. - There's no big difference.
(It drops to its normal rate.)
She found stability.
(Now his face is just like anyone else's.)
There's no change, so let's let the 2nd best-looking man go.
- Chi-yeul? - Should I try? Okay.
She didn't see me a lot. I'll appeal with a song.
(Honey-like voice operating)
("You Touched My Heart" sang by Hwang Chi-yeul)
(Immersed)
(Her heart rate drops dramatically at the climax.)
- At "touched..." - It dropped at "touched."
- It dropped dramatically. - This is a first for me as well.
(Iron heart)
Aren't you stepping out too confidently as the third place?
(Slowly, he sits in front of her...)
114!
(He's still got it.)
What do you guys know? Do you know about women?
(Burdened)
(A new record is being achieved at a scary speed.)
(Slender writer taken by giant)
(Unbelievable even though they're seeing it)
I just look at her.
(Smile)
(Launching a killer smile)
(Rising to god level 140)
- 141! - It even went up to 141.
Jang-hoon, it's 141.
(Jang-hoon's overwhelming victory)
These clueless people went on and on about looks and whatnot.
- I think she was just scared. - You're all ignorant!
- You guys don't know anything! - If we're ignorant, what are you?
(The experiment ends with this.)
- Good job. - Thank you. Good job.
So if we were to clear this up...
the best conditions to make a woman's heart beat fast are manners and charms.
So our answer is that heart rate and looks have nothing to do with each other.
- That's right. Because of Jang-hoon. - They're unrelated.
- Can't you stand with us? - No, I don't really want to stand with you guys.
I would like to relish in this feeling for a bit.
For me, 140, to stand together with you 90s...
- We must give him this one. - Yeah.
He even pooped on the first show...
(The nation's precious center has lost many things today.)
- He hurt his back. - It's not easy for him to show diarrhea problems.
So he should at least take this. Great job. We must give this to him.
("Ask Us Anything's" solutions may not be the answer.)
("Ask Us Anything" takes over Han River?!)
(Min Kyung-hoon has finally joined us!)
If you partner up with me, it can be fresh.
- You're talking more than usual. - You didn't do anything?
Buzz is so yesterday.
I quit.
Is it true that people get extrasensory strength in extreme situations?
(They have to make sentences on duck boats!)
(This is how they started to battle against time.)
(He said he wouldn't do it...but he's working very hard.)
(Pursuit with villains!)
(Full attack)
What's wrong with them? They must be crazy. Are you crazy?
This is an extreme situation!
(The brothers are forced into a corner by their sabotage.)
(Will they be able to safely complete the mission?)
(Go crazy with the brothers.)
(And...)
in extreme situations...)
(there were those who couldn't be funny with their slapstick comedy.)
Go.
(I'll show you.)
"Ask Us Anything."
(He gave up on the record and chose to be funny.)
This is from your "Shower" days!
Isn't it Ho-dong from "Shower?"
Where are you, Ho-dong?
Bro! Bro! Bro!
(If you would like to see more of their slapstick comedy...?)
("Ask Us Anything"/Saturday 9:40 p.m.)
Subtitles by OnDemandKorea
(On December 1, 2011, JTBC was established.)
(For the past 5 years, JTBC have done many gem-like variety programs.)
(In 2016...JTBC opens up in Sangam!)
(Specially produced "Ask Us Anything")
(The first episode in history is coming soon.)
(Finally, the brothers have gathered!)
This is a program where you'll do whatever you can to answer the viewers' questions.
Who will win if Kang Ho-dong and Seo Jang-hoon fight?
Is this a program where we have to fight?
(Yes, it is.)
(You can never back out.)
A couple hits won't do.
(Then one, two, three hits)
(Forget all the variety shows you've seen so far!)
(New question solving variety show!)
(Fiery psychological warfare)
(The brothers' fierce battle)
(We will plainly show you without hiding anything.)
It's the first time I've been on an unpredictable program.
("Ask Us Anything" starts now!)
(The first day of filming)
(7 chairs in a 10675 sq. ft. studio)
(And mysterious alphabets)
(You are free to choose...)
(Who will sit where?)
Do I just sit anywhere?
Sit wherever you think you belong.
(He sits on A!)
(A huge shadow soon approaches.)
Oh, my back!
(Looks around)
What's this?
My back.
- What happened? - I was just sleeping when I suddenly got a cramp.
- This is awkward. - Hi.
- Hi. - How do we sit?
- Sit anywhere. - They said to sit anywhere.
(He sits on D.)
C for Chi-yeul!
Does it matter where we sit?
(Ho-dong doesn't care about seats.)
It's boring for Ho-dong to sit in the center now.
(Upset)
(He tries sitting on D first.)
(Awkward)
- Why does it matter where we sit? - I feel like something else will happen.
I think Chi-yeul should sit next to me.
I was talking to him in the waiting room, and I match well with the dumb ones.
It's nice to meet you.
"I'm doing a program with Kang Ho-dong?"
- Really? - Yes. I was excited. This is fascinating.
(Variety show newbie was excited to meet Ho-dong.)
(Chi-yeul, a bright, young man from Gyeongsang-do)
I match well with the dumb ones.
Chi-yeul, you're very different from your photos.
- He's handsome. - Yeah, when I just saw your
photo, I thought I was the most handsome one.
- Chi-yeul, you fixed your nose, right? - Yes, I put silicone in it.
Sorry, but you can't join the conversation from there, can you?
You always need to consider that. If you sit at the ends, you can't join in.
We can see everyone from here. It's awkward.
Here he comes.
I apologize. You didn't know this day would come, did you?
Who knew you would wait for me like this?
Where's my seat?
Do I sit here? Am I B class?
- Let's kill him. - Why kill me?
Let him sit in the middle and be hated by everyone.
Young-chul, sit down.
- Make him sit in the middle. - I am A class actually.
It's a good idea to make everyone hate him.
You guys have to sit like this until the end of the show.
I'll give you one last chance to change your minds.
Hee-chul can sit in the middle. Get off!
Are you going to be so rude to me?
- Get off! - Just get up!
Even when I'm popular, I'm treated the same way.
Jang-hoon, come here. Sit here. What's wrong with your body today?
He's faking it. He's pretending to be hurt. He always says he has no cartilage.
Then you should go home and not do this.
It's okay.
We need to see what is the nicest view. How does it feel to sit here?
- Jang-hoon, stop being annoyed. - Why does everyone want to sit here?
- He pretends to not like it but sits down. - Just sit anywhere!
Why is this so important?
Why is this so important?
To be honest, regardless of A and B classes, I don't know much about variety shows.
However, am I not A class when it comes to sports?
(My A class basketball life)
If you talk about sports, Ho-dong is A class, too. - I didn't do much!
I was champion five times only! That's nothing!
(He is also A class in sports...)
All I did was lift a person and throw him to the ground! What's great about that?
We need to talk about variety shows since we're here.
Let's think about this the other way.
It won't happen, but let's say this program fails.
- Then who would receive the most damage? - Lee Soo-geun.
Don't do that.
Isn't it obviously Lee Soo-geun?
- Quiet! Let me just say one word. - Okay.
I wish all of you can be on your toes.
- We don't have time to argue about seats. - Right.
Sit on A.
- Me? - Try sitting there.
- I'm not the main! - Sit there.
(Experiencing inner conflict)
Just treat me like everyone else! Oh, my! Oh my goodness!
(Big smile)
It does suit you.
Then should we sit like this?
The viewers don't want this. They don't want you to sit here.
In my opinion, Hee-chul has to sit in the center.
That way, it will look futuristic. You come here. I like him.
(Loss of logic)
(He's just happy!)
(After an hour, they finally decide to their seats.)
The staff must have an opinion.
The youngest PD asked us how we should arrange the seating.
You guys came up with an answer for her question.
- This is the kind of program this is. - Sorry?
Did this fully answer your question?
This is program where you must do whatever you can, whether it's
using your body or brain, to answer the viewers' questions.
- Is it like a double-way communication program? - Sort of.
Aren't there too many of those lately?
(We'll think of a solution to that question slowly...)
That means there's no answer to that question.
We're supposed to do our best to find it.
Do you feel relieved?
I'm glad.
(The show will progress with the staff's questions.)
("Ask Us Anything")
There's a book of questions we made.
The book of questions...
Back then, Young-chul got up for this.
- Now it's Soo-geun. - No. It's because I'm injured.
(Naturally, he gives it to Ho-dong.)
Why are you giving it to Ho-dong?
No, hold on. This has become your habit. Why did you take this to him?
Because it happened two years ago, so I was confused.
You came this way automatically. You can give it to Hee-chul or Se-hwang. Do it again.
- Can you stop it with the skits? - What?
(The two comedians are used to skits.)
- It was a habit. - I'm going along with it. You owe me one.
- I'll pay you back. - You owe me one.
Even the stage looks like "Gag Concert."
I actually wanted to give it to Jang-hoon.
Okay. I'll read it. "A Man's Pride."
"Strength." Below that, it says "fight" and "virility."
- The second one says "endurance." - Patience.
Patience. The third one says "appearance."
(Give me that.)
- Ho-dong, you're too... - You need to be funny! You're not doing it funny!
- The point is... Today's topic is a man's pride! Got it? - Yes.
- A man's pride! - This is too much like "X-man."
This is too old! Who does it again nowadays?
Then are you futuristic?
Out of the way!
(Robbed A class seat)
- Then are you guys futuristic? What did you say? - I stayed still.
- You didn't say anything? - I stayed quiet.
Try it. Try it "X-man" style.
It's man's pride. The keywords are strength, endurance, and appearance.
Among strength, fight and virility are sensitive to men.
This feels like... You said it's "X-man," right? I think of "Kung Kung Dda."
Jeongbalsan, the foot of a mountain. Things like that, right?
(Newly rising right-hand man's excessive reaction)
- It's from 1900. - It happened shortly after the Korean War.
Yes, in 1900.
(Delivering the first question)
Hee-chul, do it well before he takes it again.
- I was a good radio DJ. - Right.
The ID is Dogok-dong New PD.
Who will win if Kang Ho-dong and Seo Jang-hoon fight?
- I'm really curious about this. - I'm curious, too.
Is this a program that, if such a question is asked, we need to fight?
You have to solve this.
Come here.
(Korea's representative championship Kang Ho-dong)
(Korea's power center Seo Jang-hoon)
(What if they fight?)
These are rumors on the internet about Kang Ho-dong's fighting skills.
Let's laugh together.
"In a market in Masan, Ho-dong was upset for some reason.
There's a legend that he wreaked havoc from the beginning to the end of the market.
I didn't see it, but the cabbage lady said she did."
"Ho-dong wreaked havoc in the market as he went."
(Cabbage lady's testimony!)
"My brother is colleagues with Ho-dong.
He's so good at fighting that when there's a robber
in town, people go, 'Ho-dong, there's a robber!'"
They called Ho-dong instead of the cops. "Ho-dong!"
(Report crimes to Ho-dong...?)
(Next rumor?)
"I saw Kang Ho-dong fight myself.
He shot strong winds!"
Strong winds!
(Ho-dong shoots strong winds...?)
Who is the ID?
(Internet rumors about Seo Jang-hoon's fighting skills)
"I heard somewhere that there was a fight while drinking.
When Seo Jang-hoon clapped once, the hoodlums all ran away."
(Clapping strong winds)
If he falls, Jang-hoon dies.
Who's that?
(Who do you think...?)
(It's obviously Soo-geun./Hidden camera before first filming.)
He can't win against Ho-dong. You haven't been hit by him as a joke, huh?
- You haven't been hit as a joke, huh? - Does it hurt?
You can die.
Ho-dong is the best fighter. I heard Jang-hoon can't fight.
Neither I nor Ho-dong are fighters.
Unless someone has special fighting skills, wouldn't it
be difficult for a normal person to beat me in a fight?
Why are we sincerely talking about this?
Make it happen. I'll show you.
I'll show you a person who is 2 meters tall fall straight to the ground.
Jang-hoon, I didn't know about that. I didn't know they were filming.
None of us knew.
Seo Jang-hoon versus Lee Soo-geun?
- Soo-geun is pretty fast. - I think Jang-hoon will win that one.
There's too much of a height difference. Is it 50 centimeters?
- Who will win if I fight against Seo Jang-hoon? - Seo Jang-hoon.
I'm not an easy opponent. Should we try fighting on the first day then?
(Embarrassed)
(I'm sorry)
(Speechless)
I'll definitely beat Lee Soo-geun.
- He said he would win. - What a crazy jerk.
(Give and take)
He took a long break, so he must have lost his mind.
(Guilty)
(The end of hidden camera!)
I used to do judo in middle and high school.
- You did a lot of sports. - So I used to do pull-ups with one hand.
Not that I'm bragging.
What's wrong with his character?
I have a lot of wrestling friends. So I tried to wrestle
with them. I grabbed them but I couldn't even get up.
- I couldn't. They had such immense power. - The wrestlers' power.
If you had to make a bet, who would you go for? Me or Jang-hoon?
- I'd bet on you. - Why do you keep talking about betting?
(Sitting on pins and needles)
It's okay if you say it. It's uncomfortable if you can't
- say it because of me. - We're saying it because of you.
Good job.
(This is futuristic emcee.)
You can't let your head be held by Jang-hoon like this.
He might drag you up, so you can't be held like this.
Look at his face. It's like a basketball.
You can't get your head held like this. It would be a problem.
(Kang Ho-dong VS. Seo Jang-hoon simulation)
Why do we have to do this on a day my back hurts?
You guys are fighting in your best conditions.
- I can't even stand properly. - To be honest, this is really threatening.
(One head difference)
In your case, with only a couple punches...
He's not the style to be knocked out with a couple punches.
But Jang-hoon... Wow... Your hand...
(They all gather to look at the giant's fist.)
- Ho-dong, you have a pretty big fist, too. - He has a big one.
This is a weapon.
I'm smaller.
- Oh, how cute! - Do it properly.
Women do that. They say, "Oh, you have big hands!" Then they place their hand here.
They say, "You have big hands." Then they put their hands here.
Are you a woman? Do it properly!
Be exact!
(Ho-dong wants to look small, too.)
- There's a huge difference. - There is actually a difference of length.
Anyways, when you walk on the street... Let's do a simulation. Come here.
- You might bump into each other. - Bump into each other.
- Move. Get out of the way! - What's going on?
(What happened between them...?)
(They fake a situation when they bump into each other on the streets.)
(The champion's fierce glare)
(What is Jang-hoon's reaction?)
- Move. - I'm sorry.
(Game over)
(Escapes off the stage)
Ho-dong wants to pick a fight, but he just went, "I'm sorry.
(Young-chul sneaks up behind Ho-dong.)
(Young-chul disappeared.)
(He almost had to get a cast on his leg, too.)
When someone bumps into me, and they look like Ho-dong, I go, "I'm sorry."
It's true! Who would fight him?
When people like me bump into him... Try bumping into me.
When I bump into him...
(U-turn!)
You're good at skits. I need to plan one, too. I'm in trouble. What do I do?
Rather than a fight between the top, it's funnier if the lower class fights.
Let's leave the main match for that end.
A fight between Lee Soo-geun and Kim Young-chul.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Stop blocking the camera! Just do it from here!
Hitting is losing.
I said this before, but Young-chul has good motor nerves.
Ho-dong, I have a black belt.
If I hit him...! You saw the way I twisted my back, right?
- This is how it's done. - He's definitely the winner.
Where'd he go?
Watch out idiots fight. Try to kick me.
- Where'd he go? - I'm right here!
Isn't he too good at skits?
- He did judo, you know. If you get caught by him... - I won't get caught.
I used to do karate. I knock down people with my steps.
- What if you get caught? - How could I get caught? Try me.
This isn't it! Let me try it again.
- There are second round fights? - I had no idea I would be caught right away.
How could you redo it?
When he comes, my foot already kicks out!
I got caught! So what? What are you going to do?
(He uses the opportunity to do a skit.)
This is funnier!
(He's. The. Best. One.)
Soo-geun!
Seo Jang-hoon and Kang Ho-dong weren't funny.
(He's the master of skits.)
(Hee-chul discovered something.)
Soo-geun! Soo-geun!
Soo-geun! Hold on. It keeps coming out!
One, two, three. There are three of them.
I especially prepared these because Jang-hoon was coming. Why do you keep asking me?
(Strangely, they fall for Soo-geun's skit.)
I thought my organs were coming out.
What are you talking about?
(Unknowingly, Jang-hoon copies him.)
Now you two try.
I'm going to get you!
If we bump into each other like this...
- Darn it. - You little...!
Hey! Hey! I told you to stop, didn't I?
Do it right. I dare you to be disrespectful to me again.
(Ended the skit with a sudden attack to the pressure point)
Young-chul goes for the hair right away!
Viewers, I was okay with my hair being grabbed. It was very funny.
I'm saying this just in case they might be offended.
I did it out of urgency.
Jang-hoon, just stand next to Soo-geun.
Soo-geun is good at karate.
I seriously slept on the wrong side of the bed last night, so I can't move very well.
- This is just a simulation. - This is David and Goliath.
Personally, I hate Goliath.
Let me be David.
Tall people have weak lower bodies.
There are many skills to attack the lower body. Things like this.
(Ignore)
(All he does is jump and hit the belly button.)
With this kind of power, normal people will fall.
- But not you. - Jang-hoon, stop talking and fight already.
You talk way too much, too!
- Young-chul. Young-chul. - I blocked the camera again, didn't I? I'm sorry.
How many times am I blocking the camera?
Try doing a simulation by spinning around.
- Do a spin kick on the ground. - Spin kick.
- I'll get hit and just go on top... - I hit him and he lay down.
(He climbs on while making strange noises.)
(He slaps right away.)
Oh my god!
- I have a skill for this one. - What is it? Say it.
What is it? Say it.
I can't move! I can't.
- Can you get back up on your own? - Lie down.
Lie down. How does it feel when I'm on top compared to Jang-hoon?
- Let's say you were hit. - Okay.
I'm really sorry, but your face is scary.
His face is scary because it's wide like this.
His head is huge.
(Finally, the rematch of Ho-dong VS. Jang-hoon!)
Let's say I fell like this.
I'm not trying to be funny. My back seriously hurts.
(He finally gets on.)
(Wide)
Hit his cheeks. Seriously, hit them.
- There's a problem. - Why?
There's a problem.
His chest is so thick that I can't even sit on it. I keep going forward.
Line up. I want to try, too.
Next up is Lee Soo-geun!
It was my wish to sit on top of you once!
- Doesn't it feel like he's going to get up? - It's really uncomfortable.
(Mustered up the courage to smack)
(Young-chul uses this opportunity to get on.)
The forehead.
Get up. Hold on.
Get off.
I said get off. I'll give you three seconds. One, two...
I said get off.
(He's cute.)
(Ho-dong isn't like before...)
That was fun.
(The end of Ho-dong the ride!)
("Ask Us Anything")
I think what I said is right.
In my opinion, basketball players may be tall, but they don't have strength.
So unless you're a fighter, Ho-dong is the strongest.
- In fights? - What if you and I fought?
So what I'm saying is only valid towards Ho-dong.
To let this refer this to the rest of you greatly wounds my pride.
Come out. Let's try it.
Seriously, you...! I can even beat you with an aching back!
I can even beat you like this! Ouch.
His kick is harmless!
I told you not to block me!
I think the best fighter is Kang Ho-dong.
Out of all of us.
(Acknowledges)
Best is Ho-dong. Worst is Young-chul.
- So the question has been solved. - Yes, that is the conclusion.
Now you guys get the gist of what this program is about, right?
(Rather than that...we're still getting to know it)
- Just a bit. - We're getting to know it.
I think we'll know the gist of it if we do a couple more.
This is the second question. I can kind of be confident about this one.
ID Writer Who Is In A Relationship For 300 Days sent this to us.
"They say men sit with their legs wide open if they have weak virility. Is that true?"
(Commotion)
I was sitting with them open.
(Becomes automatically modest...)
(Disappointed with himself)
My legs don't open at all.
- Is it true? I've never heard of it. - This is related to bluffing.
Men express their pride with the fighting and virility.
- What is virility? - It's stamina.
It's power.
- Virility is... - The virility she's asking about might be different.
For example, I appear weak and powerless.
- Size... - Sorry?
(Embarrassed)
I don't think size has anything to do with this topic.
Then, who thinks they have strong virility here?
What's the criteria?
According to how you feel.
- According to morning... - According to when your morning reaction?
I'm pretty good.
- Are we supposed to stand up? - We're not?
(Insulted after being too eager)
I think this was an excessive set-up.
Then...
(Jang-hoon has made a big decision!)
(At last, his spine straightens.)
Now that you're standing, you're huge!
Jang-hoon is huge when he stands up!
(Never could have imagined before he straightened his back!)
(I am watching...everything in the world.)
(Finally he moves.)
(The competitive giant has woken up!)
I didn't know when he was sitting down, but he's enormous!
I was just going to raise my hand, but after seeing
Ho-dong stand up, I decided to pull my aching body up.
They stood up because they don't have confidence.
- That's true. - No.
They're appealing because they're not acknowledged.
If we're going to go into depth about virility...
Dr. Seo.
What? Say it.
(Virility is too profound...to understand.)
- Say it. - What is he saying?
Isn't that the point? This?
- Ho-dong can't get used to this. - That's because he's from
old shows. Old shows didn't allow you to talk about this.
- His face turned red! - He's liking it.
- Gyeongsang-do guys are embarrassed about these kind of things. - Exactly.
The virility I know is all about recovery.
(It grew silent.)
(Late agreement)
(Just nodding)
Are you okay, Jang-hoon?
For your information, for over 27 years...
I've been running and doing sports.
I can say that I'm superior compared to others.
But to have run for a long time isn't the best.
No, all of this has to do with stamina!
- Can you do it without stamina? - No.
- It's impossible without stamina. - Without stamina, skills don't work.
Who cares if you can put in many goals? If you can't run, it's no point.
Hold on. Isn't it worse if you can run but can't put in any goals?
(Hearing that...makes me suddenly think of my painful past.)
You have to keep putting goals.
It would be best to put in goals and run well.
Earlier, when it came to fighting, he kept saying losing and saying
- Ho-dong is the best, but he won't lose to virility. - That's not it.
I'm just talking generally. There's a higher possibility
that people with good stamina will have better virility.
- Anyways, we need to come up with a solution. - Please do, main MC.
So, according to Liverpool University,
"If your ring finger is longer than your index finger, you have more
male hormone called testosterone, which means you have better virility."
Camera, zoom in please.
(No one cares. They're all talking about themselves.)
(No matter how much he talks while sitting down, it's impossible to communicate.)
Look at the difference.
(If I can't get to them through words, I'll just have to stand up!)
Out of the way.
(The giant of virility)
Why does it matter where we sit?
Ho-dong is the strongest.
I don't have greed for anything besides basketball.
I yield everything besides basketball.
(Yielding angel)
(Yield, my foot!)
(Look at me. Just me...!)
(We want you to preserve your ring finger for a long time...)
I guess Jang-hoon wants to win first place for this one.
(He's serious.)
Okay, to be honest, I think Jang-hoon and I will be first and second place.
- Yeah, right. - I mean it.
Why are you including yourself? I understand me, but why you?
I'm the one including you!
You've got the wrong idea!
(Men's battle of pride)
There's an experiment, right?
With weak virility, you sit with legs wide open.
With strong virility, you don't.
You can't sit with your legs closed for a long time. It's awkward. You shake.
(An experiment to measure thigh strength)
(Put the egg on your knee and hold on as long as possible.)
How much will the camera shoot?
It films like this?
(A super close up camera has been prepared.)
There will be people who watch this show and try this, too.
Ready? One, two, three. Hands off. Hands off.
- That's it. - Mine is too far at the edge.
You need to put it more at the edge. He's already shaking.
- Seriously, I... - Jang-hoon is shaking!
If my back was good, I could even do this for three days and two nights.
I can do this until our next recording.
- You need to understand my back pain. - Oh, stop talking about it.
We're too focused on this, so we need to distract ourselves- Don't touch me!
(Ho-dong is the very first to be out.)
Gosh, no! I'm very sensitive about this subject!
(Ho-dong's destroyed pride)
It's because someone touched this.
Hold on. Let me make a proposition.
Because of my back...
Stop talking about your back! Everyone knows about it already.
(Just then, Chi-yeul discovers something!)
(Midlife crisis...)
(Shaking)
This is alive!
(Trying hard to restrain himself)
No! No! No! No! No!
(Disastrous...)
- I might give up because of my back. - Then just let it drop.
Fine. I'll drop it. Whoa, it stood up.
(Failed to drop into the frying pan)
Don't be funny. Don't be funny.
The writer heard about my rumors as well.
This is...
(Lost all desire to keep filming)
(He's really mad after getting last place...)
(People dropping out consecutively)
Kim Hee-chul versus Kim Se-hwang.
(Last rival Kim Se-hwang is out as well)
(Kim Hee-chul is 1st place.)
(Pleased)
- We will make the conclusion now. - Okay.
I can't acknowledge this.
(Frustrated)
I don't think determining this with an egg is valid.
I might accept it if was a thigh spreading test.
- Then what should we use instead? - I don't know.
I don't think an egg is it though.
Personally, I have no strength in my legs.
I've seen small men with great virility.
That's why I think sitting with your legs wide open has nothing to do with virility.
- All of you think it's unrelated? - So the conclusion is that they're unrelated?
You guys are in denial.
(Especially you guys...)
This isn't about ranking. We just have to answer yes or no.
- Let's raise our hands. - Virility and sitting with
your legs wide open is related. One, two, three!
One, two, three!
(The test I did not win 1st place...can go to Andromeda.)
(In vain)
(Satisfied)
So virility and sitting with your legs wide open are unrelated.
- They're unrelated. - However, Kim Hee-chul has the best virility here.
- That has clearly been proved. - We'll acknowledge that.
- If we don't acknowledge it, we won't move on? - We won't!
- I won't! - I acknowledge it.
- I... - I'm acknowledging it because my back hurts.
But look, I...
I would acknowledge it if it fell between my legs.
(Seems like they won't be able to move on)
Okay, good job. You can be the first place.
- You won since your egg fell first. - Right. Round of applause.
- Let's move on. - Let's do the next part.
Lucky you. You must be happy you took my first place.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
("Ask Us Anything")
We'll move onto the next topic.
This is from Choi Kang PD.
"It drives me nuts when I'm on the freeway and I have to suddenly pee."
There are still two hours left before you arrive.
Please suggests ways to hold in my pee.
- Can't you just pee a little at a time? - You're so old school.
Seriously.
Back then, if you asked the teacher for permission to go pee,
they would go, "Pee in your pants a little bit at a time and dry it."
(It was a congenial joke...)
When I was little, they would say, "Great person has
great bladder and small person has small bladder."
What the heck is that?
(Hearing it for the first time)
You know when the guys go to eat or drink together, right?
A secret competition breaks out to use the toilet the latest.
- Really? - Yes. We do many battles of pride.
- I've never lost in that endurance competition before. - Even for urinating?
I'm amazing! I'm truly great!
I can truly beat you all in this matter! I'm amazing!
(Excited over a trivial victory)
Are you saying you're a great person with a great bladder?
I hear often that I'm a physically large person.
Rather than being physically large, I like to be known for having a big heart.
- So with a big heart... - He's suddenly exploding with wise words.
- No, it's not that. - This is from "Ya Shim Man Man!"
His wise words caught me off guard!
Why would it be off guard?
(A sudden punch of wise words!)
(Knocked down weakly while off guard...)
- There's no reason to be off guard. - It wasn't the time to say that.
What kind of wise words did I say?
This is the old "Ya Shim Man Man" way.
"Rather than being physically large, I want to have a big heart." Wow.
Do whatever you want. Go ahead and emcee in a future way. Try it.
- Is this really that old school? - No.
You guys are the great futuristic people. I'm the outdated one.
I'm sorry, people of the future. Future. Future.
I'm sorry. Do your best, people of the future.
Let's hear what you have to say.
This is different from the question.
He wanted to know a good way to hold it.
(At that moment, the experiment tools appear...)
(What is the experiment tool that shocks everyone...?)
(Water bottles appeared for the experiment!)
(An experiment to find a way to drink water and hold in your pee.)
To be honest, I want to pee right now.
- Me, too. - Same here.
- But I'll hold it in. - Yes, we must hold it in.
I haven't gone once since I came here.
We're going to simulate the real situation by getting into a car.
- We're getting into a car? - Getting into a car?
You'll feel a greater urgency to pee since the car shakes.
(The brothers quickly weaken.)
- Let's go to the restroom. We need to do it equally. - Let's do that.
(They had for the restroom!)
What should we do now?
- Two bottles each. - Thank you.
We should make a toast.
- To "Ask Us Anything's" success! - Cheers!
"It will be successful."
Isn't this one liter?
(Ho-dong takes a bottle of water.)
(Gulp, Gulp)
(Empties it in a matter of seconds!)
He's like the water purifier when you first put the water bottle in it!
(Human water purifier)
(Unstoppable gulping!)
(Easily drank the entire second water bottle in one shot!)
(Amazed)
- It's difficult to drink two bottles. - I already drank mine.
- Jang-hoon is already done. - I need to pee already.
We're done drinking two bottles each.
Up until a while ago, I kind of understood this program, but now I'm lost again.
(Holding tightly onto 2 water bottles...)
(they quickly get on the experiment bus!)
(All ready to experiment a way to hold in your pee!)
I've done many variety shows but this is the first time
I've done a variety show where I have to hold in my pee!
It's a first, right?
It's the first time they've made us get into a car for this kind of thing.
Don't force yourself to hold in your pee.
- Then do we pee in here? - Of course we need to go out.
I can't use a public restaurant.
So we prepared diapers, urine bottles, and more.
- There are diapers, too? - I can't! I'm an idol!
I think it would be hilarious if Jang-hoon and Ho-dong peed in here.
(Men's pride is slowly igniting with a urine-holding competition.)
- It's too early now. - Yes.
- One more bottle. - One more bottle.
(This is already their 3rd bottle!)
(Once Ho-dong's lips touch it, it's gone in one shot!/Amazed.)
Later on, you won't even know if this is water or pee.
I know. It's true.
(While they're laughing and talking, good news has finally come.)
I keep shaking my legs. I really need to pee. I really can't hold it in.
This is driving me nuts.
(His two pupils lost focus...)
I really can't hold this in!
- Seriously! I really can't hold this in! - Kim Hee-chul is out.
I really can't hold in my pee. I really can't!
(He has discovered a restaurant!)
(He goes in there without any hesitance!)
Excuse me, but can I use the restroom? Thank you.
(He urgently rushes to the restroom!)
I really need to pee.
I can't use public restrooms.
I can't! I'm an idol!
Oh, that feels good. Why does it keep coming out?
(I'm the happiest right now.)
(Take all your burdens off and go to a new world!)
(Relaxed/Satisfied to his heart's content)
- Thank you, ma'am. - Come here.
Yes, ma'am.
(He takes a photo with them to pay back for using the restroom!)
- Thank you! - They're filming you using the restroom?
Yes. We were experimenting how long you can hold in your urine.
- I see. - Thank you.
Goodness. You guys are working hard.
You guys should drink another bottle of water. We should end this quickly.
(Provoking them with a light body and heart)
- When you talk, you don't think about urine. - Don't talk then.
- When we stop talking... - Since talking helps, let's not talk for five minutes.
- For five minutes. - For five minutes.
We can't talk? I've never gone without talking for five minutes before.
For you, that'd be harder than holding in your pee.
- Can't I just talk? - You can't talk. Three, two, one. Start!
(Kindly broadcasting toilet sound)
What a great sound. How refreshing!
There are two minutes left.
(They can't even speak and they're thinking about peeing, too...)
Hwang Chi-yeul has opened his fly.
(This man who is 2 m 7 cm tall draws this teeny tiny foot...
(to toddle to this world of perseverance...)
I think Ho-dong is enduring very well.
(At peace)
How refreshing!
(However, they are slowly reaching their limits...)
Kim Se-hwang and Hwang Chi-yeul.
I...I...
Let me be real here.
I can hold in my urine. But if I do, diarrhea is going to come out very soon.
So, I think I have to go. Seriously.
(The car quickly parks.)
There are three dropouts.
If I had held in a bit longer...
Do we have to go here?
- Should we go to the restaurant? - Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
I'm in a rush.
(A lumbering expedition to the toilet)
- My back hurts. - Should I hold your hand for you?
I'll match your pace.
Pardon me, but can I use your restroom?
(Lumbering at top speed)
(They reached their destination despite the hardship!)
(I made it!)
(Shudder!)
(They overcame hard and long times...)
It's a very clear color.
- There's no end. - There's no end.
(The expedition to the restroom is over...)
I don't know what to do. I can do everything but pee.
- Take your time. - Take your time.
(The two of them are still here.)
Sorry, but I think you'll have to leave. There will be noises.
(He keeps an eye on them to make sure they leave.)
I'm doing all kinds of ridiculous things now.
- Everyone, Seo Jang-hoon is going to take a while. - Seriously?
- Be prepared. - All right.
- Can I use the toilet again? - This is Hee-chul's
second time when some of us haven't gone at all.
- The restroom is that way. - Oh, okay.
(Another one came...)
We can't feel it when we're sleeping.
- We don't think about peeing when we're sleeping. - We dream instead.
I don't usually have to go this bad...but I really have to go.
He's trying to stand up.
Wow. I think I should just go now.
It's serious. I really have to go.
(Soo-geun is heading for the restroom, too!)
(Slow, slow)
- Thank you. My back aches. - It's a weird show, isn't it?
He's coming!
I'm about to die.
(Dying/Refreshed)
- Is the restroom far? - It's close.
(I was once like that, too...)
(He goes step by step like a child learning how to walk...)
(They're used to it now...)
Wow. I'm in big trouble.
(Finally, he arrives at the restroom!)
The restaurant owners were like, "What kind of program is this?"
- Really? - Because all of us went inside like this.
Then when we come out, we're all refreshed.
(Whistling comes out naturally~)
(180 degrees different from before!)
(Cheerful footsteps)
Soo-geun's footsteps got so much lighter.
- Go! - Go.
It's so nice.
(The sun has gone done now...)
I need to go. Don't you?
I do, but I'm pretending we're 40 minutes away
from the rest stop, so I'm holding it in.
So what is one way to hold it in?
How about pinching the inside of your thigh real hard?
(Pinch)
(Retaliate right away)
I think I got a bruise!
I couldn't see his face. All I saw was his teeth and gums.
(Eye-catching dental impression!)
It's the first time I've been pinched like this.
- Does it work? - It helps. It hurt for me as well.
(However, another crisis has soon come.)
- Ho-dong is starting to shake his legs now. - You have no choice but to.
Shaking your legs is useless.
- Why? It works. - You don't have to pee anymore?
"You don't have to pee anymore?"
- That's not the case for me. - Isn't it because you're hungry?
If you need to pee, you need to pee.
(Hold it in... Hold it in...)
Stop blocking me! I told you to stop blocking me!
(Overflowing vigor and power! Where did the Ho-dong who overpowered Young-chul go...?)
Yes. Actually, there's no point in holding it in, is there?
(He just stays still without speaking.)
(Hold it in! I can't hear him...)
(I can't hear him...!)
Actually, there's no point to shaking your leg.
I don't think I've ever heard Ho-dong sing before. Try singing now.
- Don't laugh. It will come out. - He's speechless.
Since someone is being funny, I really need
to go. I'm sure of it. I need to pee again.
While Ho-dong keeps holding it in, if he giggles out of disbelief, he'll leak a bit.
- You didn't go in your pants, did you? - I'm fine.
(It's been 2 hours and 30 minutes since the experiment started...)
- Oh, no. What do I do? Right now, I... - I think I need to go, too.
(Finally, Young-chul has become speechless...)
(Every moment is a crisis!)
(Confused mind)
I can't do this anymore. Director, can you stop the car?
I'm going to get off now. I lost.
- Look at him sweating. - The car wash here.
(Ho-dong also gives up and goes to the restroom!)
Hello.
- Is there a restroom here? - To the right.
To the right? Around the corner? Thank you!
It's here.
Hello, sir! May I use the restroom?
(Ho-dong has also arrived at the restroom!)
(The others are heading to the restroom, too!)
(Hee-chul is already going to the restroom for the third time.)
I don't usually pee this much. This is the first time I'm peeing so much.
(A refreshing feeling that lightens the heart!)
(Pure wonder)
(Dignity of a great man's great bladder)
(Clapping and cheering)
This isn't something I should be applauded for.
- You peed for longer than I did. - Yeah. It's
- the first time I've peed for such a long time. - Really?
(Everyone comes back refreshed!)
It's not easy to make a conclusion.
Putting pressure on my stomach by shaking back and forth helped me.
For me, I keep shaking my leg and thinking of something else when I have to pee.
I think the most important thing here is your mindset.
Then what about this?
Based on Young-chul's experience, you should shake your legs and talk with others.
I think that's a good idea.
When you get close, you can sing songs together.
When you get closer, you should pinch each other.
(Warning: we do not hold responsibility if you can't hold in your pee.)
(A while later)
Did you get plastic surgery?
- I didn't do double eyelid surgery. Look. - Seems like you did.
Please do! Please!
On Seo Jang-hoon's eyelids...
- I'm flabbergasted. - Really? So he really did do it.
You've never gotten double eyelid surgery before?
("Ask Us Anything")
- I'll give you the next question. - Okay.
It has to do with appearance.
It has finally come.
This is a question from Thump Thump FD.
"Do women's hearts beat faster in front of handsome
men and beat slower in front of ugly men?"
- I think so. - Will it fall?
- Excuse me, you, sir, the one with the hat. - How would I know?
If you take off your vest, aren't you Wally?
(We found Wally.)
What's Wally?
- "What's Wally?" - I said, "Aren't you Wally?" And he was like, "What's Wally?"
In a crowd, you have to find this person.
(He doesn't know, but he laughs anyways.)
What if you rank your members by your looks?
I'm number one when it comes to good looks.
Looks like he'll take a break from shows again.
I was referring to the four of us. I didn't include you, Hee-chul.
Kang Ho-dong, Seo Jang-hoon, and Kim Young-chul, right? Wow. They're the big three.
(Big 3 are uncomfortable)
- Kang Ho-dong, Seo Jang-hoon, and Kim Young-chul. - Wow. That's seriously hard.
What's hard about that?
I'm not saying this because Ho-dong is my friend, but he's actually quite charming.
He's somewhat cute. But I seriously can't find
anything appealing about Jang-hoon and Young-chul.
It's really hard.
First: Kang Ho-dong. Second: Lee Soo-geun. Third:
tie between Seo Jang-hoon and Kim Young-chul.
We're both bronze medals?
To be honest, I wonder how women can kiss Young-chul.
(I'll just laugh...)
(What does he think?)
I think I'll be first place. Seo Jang-hoon is last place.
Doesn't he look a bit weird? With his double eyelids?
Young-chul is the ugliest.
At least my gums don't stick out.
What do you mean my gums stick out?
There's nothing particular ugly about me, but there's something about him.
He's ugly.
Isn't it more important for men to be handsome than charming?
You need to be handsome in order to be charming.
People who don't understand tend to say that.
Is that so? Men just have to be charming.
- So you think you're charming? - Yes, so what?
He's slyly trying to leave himself out of this.
(It would be sad if you left yourself out.)
To be honest, we were the big three earlier.
Young-chul, be honest and say who's the
- ugliest here. One, two, three. - Seo Jang-hoon.
- Seo Jang-hoon, name the ugliest one here. One, two, three. - Kim Young-chul.
(Now it has become the big 2.)
- It's not complicated now. - You should've chosen someone else!
- To be honest, he's not in the position to say this. - I'm not.
I want to ask you, Se-hwang. Who is the ugliest out of us?
To be honest, he has a kabuki face.
When you wash it off, you never know. Bring
me the foam cleanser! Let's all go together.
(Anything but that, please...)
I'm going crazy.
- Who is the ugliest? - Who do you think is the ugliest?
I want to talk about plastic surgery for a moment.
Did you get plastic surgery...?
- Me? I didn't get my double eyelids done. Look. - Seems like you did.
- I said this a hundred times on TV. - You did?
- Can we verify it? - Of course.
If anyone in the country has evidence that I did get double
eyelid surgery confirms the rumor, you can take my everything.
To put an end to the rumor, we have called in a professional.
Please do! Please!
(Just then, the members exchange looks with the staff members...?)
(Before the recording...while Jang-hoon was in the waiting room by himself...)
(the brothers got the memo of a hidden camera.)
(Will they be able to fool Jang-hoon?)
(The hidden camera officially starts!)
She's pretty!
Come to the center! Come to the center! Come to the center! Come to the center!
Hello. I'm Doctor Kwon Dam-hye.
- Since you're a professional... - Yes.
You will be able to accurately judge whether his eyelids are natural or not.
- Of course. - Jang-hoon suddenly got double eyelids he never had before!
According to an article, they're "double eyelids that appeared like a comet."
(His eyes do seem debatable.)
- She's a professional. Do you believe her? - Yes.
- Do you guys believe her, too? - Yes.
- No one can argue about this anymore. - The scandal will come to an end.
No more words will be needed.
- We'll give you plenty of time to examine him. - Do it like "Masterpiece Masterwork."
(One of Asia's top 3 guitarists is doing the BGM right away.)
(Here comes the doctor!)
(Authoritative hand gestures.)
(Jang-hoon meekly accepts the exam without knowing anything.)
(Detailed)
(What are the results of the double eyelid test?)
(After the test...the doctor smiles?)
(Heart flutter)
The results are out.
I feel happy. It's been a while since I was able
to see a beautiful woman up close. It's great.
- Did you take a good look? - Yes.
What is the truth about Jang-hoon's double eyelids?
On both his eyelids...
What is the truth about Jang-hoon's double eyelids?
On both his eyelids, there were clear cutting lines.
He has a lot of fat, and his skin is thick, so he has obvious double eyelids.
- Really? So I guess he did it. - Sorry? Excuse me?
Run away!
- You're... You're serious, right? - Yes, from what I saw...
- You're not trying to be funny, are you? - It's very clear.
- What's clear? - The cutting lines.
The cutting lines?
(Dazed)
Anyway, the professional says the double eyelids were made with cutting lines.
Maybe it happened without you knowing, like when you were under anesthesia.
Were you ever under anesthesia when you were sick?
- That's not it. - Because he could have forgotten about it.
- The doctor... - Is a professional.
- You are a professional, aren't you?- Yes.
She even brought her license.
Kwon Dam-hye. The Ministry of Health, Welfare and Family Affairs.
- Jang-hoon. - But...she's a...professional doctor...
She's a professional doctor, but I...
I didn't do it. I really didn't.
But if I say that, then the doctor will be
- in an awkward situation. - What a gentleman.
What do we do?
If I think about who will suffer more if I say
that I lied about getting double eyelid surgery...
- Don't think too much. - I think the doctor will suffer more damage.
In her position?
Because if I keep insisting that I didn't get it and
throw a fit about it, I would feel pretty guilty.
- So let's just... - Let's edit her part out.
- Okay. - Thank you, doctor.
- I'm sorry. - You should take your license with you.
(Sweating bullets everywhere)
I know Jang-hoon.
It would be much better if you spill the beans now, Jang-hoon.
- But I... - You didn't do it?
I didn't. Is there a reason for me to lie about this?
- Do you think of me as a friend? - Of course.
- Put your right hand over your heart. - Why must we go so far?
Do you swear you've never gotten double eyelid surgery before?
(What is Jang-hoon's answer?)
- You've never gotten it before? - No.
Then it's a hidden camera.
(Stagger~)
(Sudden worsening back pain)
(Hidden camera is a success.)
(The expression of the incarnate of consideration is getting brighter.)
(Exploding sweat glands)
(Extremely glad)
- Jang-hoon is cool. - Let's bring the doctor back.
This kind of hidden camera...
You're doing hidden cameras for all kinds of things now.
- Please introduce yourself. - I am a doctor, but I specialize in OBGYN.
(We never said she was a plastic surgeon.)
Let's give Jang-hoon a round of applause.
- You're cool. - You were really cool.
Jang-hoon was worried that you would receive a fatal blow if you were wrong.
(Jang-hoon's scrupulous consideration for her)
Let me ask you, doctor. Did he really not do double eyelid surgery?
- She doesn't know. - I don't know.
Really? You can't tell even though you look at it?
She had really made a big decision.
It must not have been easy for her to look at Jang-hoon,
examine him, and tell him he got the surgery.
She smiled at me, so I thought, "She really is a pro. She knows as soon as sees me."
But she suddenly said, "I can see clear cutting lines."
There were clear cutting lines.
He has a lot of fat, and his skin is thick, so he has obvious double eyelids.
(You were surprised, huh? We're sorry.)
But even in that critical situation, Jang-hoon protected you.
Yes, I was touched.
- What do you think about a guy like him? - He's so cool.
- Do you have a boyfriend?- No, I don't.
Jang-hoon protected you in this situation.
Look to your left. Seo Jang-hoon. Look to your right. Kim Hee-chul.
Who is handsome? One, two, three!
Kim Hee-chul.
(He kind of anticipated...but as expected, it's not me.)
It doesn't matter even if he protected her.
Protecting her and being good-looking are two different things.
Applause for the doctor.
- Thank you, doctor. - Thank you.
(Finally he sits back down.)
- It's too bad that she's single. - That could be a lie, too. That could be an act.
Jang-hoon must be so relieved that this was a hidden camera.
To be honest, when the PD asked if it happened
while I was under anesthesia, I thought,
"When did I get anesthesia?"
(Because he was flustered, he created non-existent memories.)
At one point, I didn't believe myself either.
(A hidden camera that made him look back on his life)
Don't you think you'll say you did it if someone asks you next time?
If I had known this would've happened, I
should've just said I did it from the beginning.
- Right? - This is tiring!
We need to put Jang-hoon in the upper level. Young-chul and I will be last place.
You're trying to end everything warmly again!
I'm the ugliest!
This offends me even more! He's pretending to be generous!
- Forget it! - Everyone, Seo Jang-hoon is much better looking than me!
I can say for sure now!
Anyways, we have to come up with an answer.
- The ugliest. - We just have to point to the ugliest one, right?
- Include charms and personality! The ugliest of them all! - One, two, three!
(Wally has been chosen.)
This is too much.
Hold on. Who do you pick, Soo-geun?
- Se-hwang. - You chose Se-hwang?
- What about you? - Kim Se-hwang.
(Kabuki Kim got 2 votes.)
(Se-hwang's existence suddenly rises up.)
I was about to pick Jang-hoon, but honestly, don't you think he's ugly?
I picked him without thinking.
Come and see him from the front. The more you look at him, the uglier he is.
Oh my gosh! He's even uglier up close!
(This is funny.)
(The end of the skit couples' acting!)
Let's say if you were born again, you had to choose Hee-chul's
face with my height or Young-chul's face with Jang-hoon's height.
- Which would you choose? - That's a hard question.
You, of course.
I would even pick you now.
- Lee Soo-geun or Kim Young-chul? One, two, three. - Lee Soo-geun.
- You'd be born as him? - In a heartbeat.
Am I very strange?
When I leave the broadcast station, people tell me I look better in real life.
When I just come into the studio...
(He stammers because he's so flustered.)
Am I really strange?
When you're born again, look at yourself. You'll know.
Would you be born as yourself again?
- Yes. You need to honestly pick yourself. - You have the choice.
That fact that you're even thinking means you lost.
I'm saying this because I love myself. I have high dignity about myself.
I want to be born as myself again.
There's an English phrase that goes, "I like myself."
It means I like myself. I really liked myself.
However, after being asked this question, it
makes me realized I've been wrong all this time.
I should've thought about being someone else.
No, but on one hand, Young-chul has a very good body.
Right? Keep going.
If I'm born again, I don't care about the looks.
But I wish I would be taller.
I want to play basketball again and pursue to be a world champion.
The program can't be so heartwarming.
You're trying to take all the good parts.
Take them all! Take them all!
- Are you on a healing trip? - He should give me the heartwarming stuff.
He's taking the heartwarming stuff. He should give it to me. It's too much!
(I'm sorry, Ho-dong. I won't take it anymore...)
The staff prepared something.
- You can tell if a woman's heart beats fast when they see a handsome guy? - Yes.
- Can we test that here? - Yes, we have prepared an experiment.
(Setting up heart rate experiment)
(This is the heart rate.)
(The test subject appears./Youngest writer.)
- Please tell us your name. - I'm the youngest writer, Kim Yeo-won.
Her heart rate is at a comfortable 88 without any drastic changes.
- What's the normal rate? - That, I do not know.
(Shameless)
(The first one is the representative of good looks among idols, Hee-chul)
Please take off your eye patch. Start.
He's showing off his dimples.
But you can't say he wins even though the heart rate
goes up because this has to do with personal taste.
(He takes her hand.)
- 105. - 105.
There's no big difference from the beginning.
- I'm not your ideal type, right? - Yeah.
- I can tell. It's clear. - There's no big difference.
(It drops to its normal rate.)
She found stability.
(Now his face is just like anyone else's.)
There's no change, so let's let the 2nd best-looking man go.
- Chi-yeul? - Should I try? Okay.
She didn't see me a lot. I'll appeal with a song.
(Honey-like voice operating)
("You Touched My Heart" sang by Hwang Chi-yeul)
(Immersed)
(Her heart rate drops dramatically at the climax.)
- At "touched..." - It dropped at "touched."
- It dropped dramatically. - This is a first for me as well.
(Iron heart)
Aren't you stepping out too confidently as the third place?
(Slowly, he sits in front of her...)
114!
(He's still got it.)
What do you guys know? Do you know about women?
(Burdened)
(A new record is being achieved at a scary speed.)
(Slender writer taken by giant)
(Unbelievable even though they're seeing it)
I just look at her.
(Smile)
(Launching a killer smile)
(Rising to god level 140)
- 141! - It even went up to 141.
Jang-hoon, it's 141.
(Jang-hoon's overwhelming victory)
These clueless people went on and on about looks and whatnot.
- I think she was just scared. - You're all ignorant!
- You guys don't know anything! - If we're ignorant, what are you?
(The experiment ends with this.)
- Good job. - Thank you. Good job.
So if we were to clear this up...
the best conditions to make a woman's heart beat fast are manners and charms.
So our answer is that heart rate and looks have nothing to do with each other.
- That's right. Because of Jang-hoon. - They're unrelated.
- Can't you stand with us? - No, I don't really want to stand with you guys.
I would like to relish in this feeling for a bit.
For me, 140, to stand together with you 90s...
- We must give him this one. - Yeah.
He even pooped on the first show...
(The nation's precious center has lost many things today.)
- He hurt his back. - It's not easy for him to show diarrhea problems.
So he should at least take this. Great job. We must give this to him.
("Ask Us Anything's" solutions may not be the answer.)
("Ask Us Anything" takes over Han River?!)
(Min Kyung-hoon has finally joined us!)
If you partner up with me, it can be fresh.
- You're talking more than usual. - You didn't do anything?
Buzz is so yesterday.
I quit.
Is it true that people get extrasensory strength in extreme situations?
(They have to make sentences on duck boats!)
(This is how they started to battle against time.)
(He said he wouldn't do it...but he's working very hard.)
(Pursuit with villains!)
(Full attack)
What's wrong with them? They must be crazy. Are you crazy?
This is an extreme situation!
(The brothers are forced into a corner by their sabotage.)
(Will they be able to safely complete the mission?)
(Go crazy with the brothers.)
(And...)
in extreme situations...)
(there were those who couldn't be funny with their slapstick comedy.)
Go.
(I'll show you.)
"Ask Us Anything."
(He gave up on the record and chose to be funny.)
This is from your "Shower" days!
Isn't it Ho-dong from "Shower?"
Where are you, Ho-dong?
Bro! Bro! Bro!
(If you would like to see more of their slapstick comedy...?)
("Ask Us Anything"/Saturday 9:40 p.m.)
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