Knight Squad (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 25 - Episode #2.5 - full transcript

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Students, I'm here to make
a special announcement

that Sir Gareth will be making
a special announcement.

I hope the special announcement

is that there'll be no more
special announcements.

Or maybe he's approved
our request to hire a monkey

to clean up after us.

A monkey maid.

It just makes sense.

I actually had one growing up.

They are amazing.



Achoo!

Oh, hello, Squads.

Your Majesty.

I'm afraid I've come down
with Astorian Snot Flu.

Achoo!

That's your big announcement?

I was hoping for a bouncy castle.

Me, too!

Bouncy castle! Bouncy castle!

Unfortunately, I'll be forced
to take my first day off ever.

But, Sir Gareth, you know my motto is

knights never take a day off.

He came up with that on his day off.

Oh.



Your right, Your Majesty,
I'll just cancel the substitute

I found and hope that
this very contagious illness

doesn't spread to everyone.

Eu-euh...

Ee... including you!

Achoo!

Yuck!

By royal decree, Sir Gareth
may take one day off,

because he is grossing me out.

Poor Sir Gareth.

He always takes care of us.

Let's take care of him!

I have a better idea. No.

I have a better better idea.

Yes.

Your Majesty, Sage and I would
like to take care of Sir Gareth

and nurse him back to health.

That's brilliant!

You two take care of Sir Gareth.

Well, but, Your Majesty, I can
take care of myself.

See, he can take care of himself.

I'm sorry, are you king?

Do you have people
to carry you to your castle?

Because I do.

Alright, time for Sage and I

to kick the snot out of that cold.

Stop trying to make it sound fun.

I wonder who our substitute's gonna be.

Substitute!

I think it's that guy.

That's not a guy, that's my dad.

You're home!

Ah-ah-ah, stop and give me 20.

Twenty hugs.

When did you get back from patrol?

First thing this morning.

Sir Gareth asked me to take care
over as a substitute teacher.

Guys, this is our dad, Sir Johnwick.

Oooh!

It is an honor to meet
my best friend's dad.

I feel like I know you.

You don't.

I'm assuming your training's going well.

I don't have to remind you
the Wick family has produced

some of the greatest knights
Astoria has ever known.

No pressure.

I'll help you get ready for class.

I pretty much run this place.

Guys, when my dad finds out
I have magic,

he's gonna be amazed.

- He doesn't know?
- No.

I've been waiting for
the perfect way to show him.

Oooh, with one of our
musical theater productions?

Actually, I thought
I'd show him with magic.

I guess I'll put
these feathers away then.

Okay, students.

To test your reflexes, I've
brought in a blister wart...

A very rare, venom-spitting bullfrog.

Oooh, look, he's so cute.

Ooh! Not cute!

This bullfrog will spit venom,

which each student must block
with their shield.

What an awesome teacher.

He's been here for less than a minute,

and he's already putting us in danger.

Who wants to go first?

I'm on it.

And I don't need this shield.

That's my boy.

Who needs a shield when you're inherited

the Wick family reflexes.

Protective-shieldy-wieldy.

Warwick, you have magic?

Yes, sir.

Pretty cool, huh?

Pretty disappointing, actually.

Yeah, I think we're all disappointed.

The Wicks are knights,
we don't use magic.

Sorry, son, you failed.

It's not too late to impress
him with the feathers!

Now it's too late.

♪ Na-na-na-na, hey

Do you wanna know a secret?

I'm a princess,

whose father won't let her
become a knight.

Please let me go
to Knight School, Daddy!

Please, please, please!

So, I use a magic ring and
secretly train as Ciara. Yes!

And I'm Arc, a charming
thief who has the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight.

But people from
outside the kingdom

aren't allowed in Knight School.

So, I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect
each other's secrets.

So we can achieve
our dream of becoming knights.

Take a break!

Good job, students.

Well, most of you.

I can't believe I showed my dad my magic

and he gave me an F.

Maybe he just needs some time
to get used to the idea.

Yeah, like how it took
you guys time to get used

to me putting ketchup on my cereal.

We will never get used to that, Prudy.

Excuse me, sir.

Warwick would be even better
at these exercises

if you let him use his magic.

Nonsense.

When I was a student,
magic was not allowed.

One of my Squad mates
was sent to a witch doctor

to have her powers removed.

Of course, that was back before
we started giving out trophies

just for showing up.

I participated!

Just sad.

Knights rely on strength and hard work,

which is why I want everyone
to join me while I teach you

how to ride a mega-hawk!

A mega-hawk?

I've only ever ridden a mega-turkey,

and it was mega-delicious.

I'm a giant.

Warwick, I want you to stay behind

and practice deflecting venom
with your shield.

Try not to burn your face off.

I'm sorry.

Do you want us to stay behind
and help you practice?

Nah. You guys should go
ride the mega-hawk.

It sounds amazing.

I'm sure it's not that great.

So we get to fly a giant bird
around the moon?

Big deal.

This is gonna be
the greatest day of my life!

I know!

You okay?

I was so excited when my dad came back,

but all I've done is disappoint him.

Well, don't worry, alright?

Once Sir Gareth feels better,

you dad won't be our teacher anymore.

Yeah, but he'll always be my dad.

And he thinks I'm an embarrassment.

I don't have fighting skills
like the rest of my family.

How can I impress him without my magic?

Maybe you can use magic
and not tell him.

It'll be like your little secret.

Like how you draw on your chest hair.

How could you tell?

Because I do it, too.

- Ah, ah, achoo!
- Ah!

What's all this?

Well, the King cares about
you so much that he made you

a snot containment area.

That way you won't get anyone else sick.

I'm sick... of helping you. Can I go?

We even brought a comfort
animal to help you heal.

It's in my mouth!

Now sit back and relax while Sage and I

give you the finest medical care

two kids with
no medical training can give.

Ah!

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait!

When I'm sick, I like to cuddle
with my shield.

How do you cuddle a shield?

You know what? I don't care.

Wait. Can you guys go grab it?

You both should go,
it's very heavy and cuddly.

Okie-dokie, be right back.

Okay.

Oh.

Ah!

Don't judge me.

I'm pretending
to be sick so I can finally

get a day off to relax.

And these girls
are messing everything up.

Sir Gareth?

Did you say shield or teddy bear?

Because I gotta tell ya,
they sound the same.

And, uh, why are you wearing
a tropical eye patch?

Uh, um, uh, I must have
put it on accidently,

because I was delirious
from being so sick.

Uh, interesting.

Well, if you're so sick,

we better not
take our eyes off you then.

Slobwick, hit him
with the comfort spray.

Even your slobber smells like farts!

♪ Hey hey, hey

Great mega-hawk ride, Squads.

Sorry you dropped your trophy
while we were flying, Kripan.

Aw!

But, hey, we'll get you another trophy

for dropping your trophy.

Yay!

I call this next exercise,
King of the Hill.

First person to hit the gong wins.

Hey, did you come up with
something for Operation

Secret Magic to Impress
Your Dad Who Hates Magic?

Yeah, but I was gonna call it
Operation Impress My Dad

and Prove to Him I Belong
in the Family by Using

a Secret Spell He Doesn't Know About.

Wow, yours really rolls off the tongue.

Yeah.

Students! Are you ready?

Muscl-isus, Clumsy-wumsy.

On your mark, get set...

- Uh!
- What the heck?

- What's wrong us?
- I don't know.

I did it!

I'm the King of the Hill!

You see, Warwick?

I told you, Wicks don't need magic.

Yep, the only thing magical
about me is my smile.

Runs in the family.

Everyone watch Warwick.

He's the only one doing it right.

Hey, when you got it,
you got it, right, Dad?

I'm happy for Warwick,

but I wish I knew
what was wrong with us.

That's the 16th sword I lost today.

This is crazy.

I can't even pick up my hammer.

Why won't you stay in my hands?

Guys, I think someone
might have told Warwick

to use secret magic
to make his dad proud.

Why do you think that?

Because I told Warwick
to use secret magic

to make his dad proud.

So this is your fault?

You're lucky I can't pick up my hammer!

You can't all be this horrible.

Something fishy is going on.

Crystal scan, check
the training yard for magic.

Everyone is using magic except for me?

You guys should be ashamed of yourself.

Did you put a spell on your classmates?

I, uh... well, you see...

Yes, sir.

You brought shame upon our family name.

I can't even look at you.

I'm sorry I let you down.

Man, I hope he's gonna be okay.

I feel like we should go after him.

In my brain, I'm going the other way.

And the last ingredient in
Sir Gareth's special medicine...

pinch of ogre ear wax.

Or the whole jar!

Sage, I'm so happy to see you finally

taking care of Sir Gareth.

Oh, I'm gonna
take care of him alright.

He's faking being sick,
and I'm gonna prove it.

Sir Gareth, time for your medicine.

Ugh! Why does it smell like whale vomit?

It's probably the whale vomit.

This nasty mess will cure you
of any disease you have.

And if you're not sick,
it'll make your head explode.

Ah, not my beautiful head!

I knew it! You're not sick!

Mm. Okay, okay, I made everything up!

Why would you lie to us?

Because I work every day of my life,

and I wanted one day to relax.

But I was afraid to violate the King's

Knights Never Take a Day Off rule.

So you just needed a little down time?

I wanted to have my own beach day

with tropical smoothies,

and sand between my two good toes.

But now it's ruined.

Well, that does sound like a good plan.

So I can have my beach day?

Sure. With one catch.

We get a beach day, too.

This is the life, ain't it, Buttercup?

Being a pretend doctor
is exhausting.

Whoo! To time off!

To time off!

Ah!

Warwick, are you here?

The spell wore off,
we got our coordination back.

Hey, that was on me.

He's not here.

Where could he have gone?

Guys...

Warwick... magic.

I think he's trying
to tell us something.

I think he needs to hit the gym.

Warwick's gone.

He's getting rid of his magic
so he can make our family proud.

You didn't stop him?

How?

These muscles are just for show.

Where would he even go
to get rid of his magic?

Are you the witch doctor?

Yes, I remove warts,
things stuck up your nose,

and magic.

Come on in.

Sir, Warwick has gone to a witch doctor

to have his magic removed.

You need to talk him out of it.

Why would I do that?

He's a Wick, and Wicks don't use magic.

Well, this one does.

And just because there hasn't
been someone like Warwick

in your family before

doesn't mean
you should change who he is.

His magic's amazing.

Our Squad would be lost without him.

He even used his powers

to help defeat Ryker and save Astoria.

And his magic pizza is delicious.

So are you going to help us?

It sounds like Warwick
already made his choice.

If he's not gonna do anything,
we'll do it ourselves.

Yeah, we have to stop Warwick
from making

the biggest mistake of his life.

Well, there was that time he wore

those purple sequined overalls.

You're right, this is way worse.

So this is what a hammock feels like.

It's like I'm sleeping and
floating at the same time.

I'm starting to feel guilty.

No one else is getting a day off.

You're right.

We should probably stop enjoying
life and go back to school.

I love vacation humor.

Sir Gareth, I've come to check on you.

Ooh, I'm doing good, King.

King!

What is going on here?

Yes, Your Majesty, I have
a perfectly logical explanation.

I lied!

I was never sick!

I'm an embarrassment to knighthood.

Oh, Sir Gareth, don't cry.

You're gonna make me cry.

Lying to your king
is a very serious offense.

Why would you do such a thing?

Because I... I really just wanted...

- And then these kids...
- Uh, I can't hear this anymore.

Your Majesty... Sir Gareth did all this

because he's never had a day off.

But knights never take a day off.

It's printed on our money.

Sage, you're actually
taking care of Sir Gareth.

Yeah, I know, don't rub it in.

Truth is, he just needs some time off.

Your "No day off" rule is really unfair.

Is this true, Sir Gareth?

Are you exhausted?

I'm so tired that I'm seeing double.

And that's saying a lot
for a guy with one eye.

Very well.

Hence forth, everyone will get
two days off

at the end of the week.

Except my guards. Catch!

Thank you, Sage.

And Buttercup.

No student has ever taken care
of me before!

- Oh!
- Oooh,

don't cry again, Sir Gareth.

You're gonna make me cry again.

See? This is why I don't help people.

So, you wanna get rid of your magic?

Sign here.

Should I read this first?

"Should I read this first?"

That's what you sound like.

Great!

Now that the paperwork is done,

let's get rid of those pesky powers.

Stop!

Are you the guy who needs me
to fix a bad haircut?

I'll be right with you.

Guys, what are you doing here?

Warwick, you can't
get rid of your powers.

It's part of who you are,

and we wouldn't change that
for anything.

Yeah, you giving up your magic would be

like me giving up tap dancing.

You can tap dance?

No, I gave it up, and I've
regretted it ever since.

Well, thanks for coming
to save me, guys,

but my father hates magic.

If I'm ever gonna
live up to the family name,

I have to get rid of my powers.

Uh, plus, I already have a guy

waiting to take over his magic.

You might have heard of him.
The Amazing Carbonaro?

Can we hurry this up?

I'm supposed to saw
a person in half later.

And if I'm not magic,
it could be really bad.

I'm sorry, but my best
friend's magic is not for sale.

Mm, I think it's time
for you kids to take a seat.

I'm stuck in this uncomfortable chair.

Me, too!

This magazine is older than I am!

Oh, ten steps to whiter teeth.

Perhaps I can help.

Is there something behind your ear?

Dude, we saw the coin in your hand.

That's why I need real magic.

Where were we?

Oh, that's right. Taking your magic.

This might hurt a bit.

It doesn't have to,
but where's the fun in that?

Warwick, stop!

Seriously, I will get to you
after the bad haircut guy.

It's just a regular haircut!

Dad, what are you doing here?

Son, you're making a mistake.

I am?

Your friends helped me realize that...

even though you're different,
you're still my son.

It was wrong of me to ask you
to change who you are.

That was me. I said that part!

Wow, I never thought
I'd hear you say that.

This is so beautiful.

I need something to wipe my tears.

Dude, turn it off.

Yeah, I've changed my mind.

I'd like to cancel my appointment.

There's no backing out.

You signed a contract
without reading it.

You told me to.

"You told me to."

That's what you sound like.

She's gonna take Warwick's magic.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Protective shield-wieldy.

She's too strong.

I can't hold her off.

She might be stronger than one Wick,

but I bet she's not stronger than two!

Protective shield-wieldy!

Your father has magic!

I know! It's blowing my mind, too!

You'll pay for this.

I'm out of here!

"You'll pay for this. I'm out of here."

That's what you sound like.

That is not how you make an exit.

This is an exit.

Uh, we can still see you.

Or can you?

Dad, how come you never
told me you have magic?

When I was a student,
magic was not allowed

in Knight School, so I hid my abilities.

Thank you for being brave enough
not to hide yours.

You think I'm brave?

Maybe the bravest Wick of all.

Aww, I feel like he's hugging all of us.

Nope, just my son.

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