Knight Rider (2008–2009): Season 1, Episode 8 - Knight of the Zodiac - full transcript
Michael goes undercover to infiltrate a small group of criminals known as "The Zodiac" who have plans to rob a Las Vegas casino.
(KITT HUMMING)
KITT: Michael, I can
say with virtual certainty
that the man coming towards
you is the same man
who broke into the
regional FBI office.
What about the drive?
He appears to
be carrying it.
Michael, this man is
armed and dangerous.
You saying
I can't take him?
I'm merely saying I'm available
to assist you if necessary.
(SCOFFS)
How hard is it to find
a black Mustang?
Michael, are you sure
you don't need any help?
(MAN YELLING)
See? I didn't
need your help.
You talking to me?
Shut up.
(MIKE PANTING)
MIKE: I'll take the drive.
And your gun.
I believe the suspect
is playing possum.
Okay, uncle.
Black ice, Michael?
Sure, why not?
KITT: Activating black ice.
I would be happy to eliminate
the fence with my laser.
Okay, now, you're
just being annoying.
(GRUNTS)
Where's Rivai?
ZOE: Interrogation one.
Where's Torres? DC. Back on
Wednesday. Wouldn't talk about it.
Graiman? Getting ready
for the eco-audit.
Green consultants
coming from the Pentagon.
Nice eye. You should see the other guy.
You got anything
besides root beer?
Who's this for?
My PC needed an upgrade.
How did you get past
the FBI's secure perimeter?
I'm persistent
and goal-oriented.
There are anti-terrorism
files on this hard drive.
It was just a contract job I
picked up on my way out of town.
Do you know what messing
with the Bureau means?
You ever heard
of the Patriot Act?
No lawyer. Do not pass go.
Straight to Guantanamo.
Hope you like Cuban food.
Anchorage.
What?
I said, "Anchorage. "
I want to make a deal.
KITT, analyze the ring. Cross
reference with Anchorage, Alaska.
KITT: It is a ring depicting
Virgo, the Virgin.
The sixth astrological
sign in the zodiac.
In astrology, Virgo is
considered a feminine sign.
I didn't pick it,
monotone guy.
We were each given a sign and a ring.
Nobody used real names.
CARRIE: What was wrong with Mr.
Pink, Mr. White and Mr. Black?
I guess Capricorn never
saw Reservoir Dogs?
KITT: Actually,
the names as colors motif
was originally featured in
the film The Taking of Pelham 123.
I knew that.
MAN: Whatever.
I ran security in a
payroll job up in Anchorage.
I was supposed
to pick up my share.
KITT: I can confirm
the payroll robbery.
Two security guards
were killed.
I didn't have nothing to do with murder.
KITT: Four million dollars was
stolen in what has the markings
of a completely
compartmentalized operation.
Six expert thieves.
Reportedly, none knew the
identities of the others.
Each was known only by
a sign of the zodiac.
You hearing this?
Alaska?
KITT: None of the thieves were
ever identified or apprehended.
I hate the cold.
I thought you hated water.
Snow is frozen water,
Sarah.
MAN: Monotone guy's right.
But he left something out.
The leader of the crew's
name is Capricorn.
He's a big-time
money launderer.
You give me immunity on the
payroll score and on the hard drive,
I'll give you the
whole zodiac crew.
And none of you guys have
ever seen each other, right?
Not until later today.
We were supposed to finally meet
up to discuss Capricorn's new deal.
I'll wear a wire.
You're Virgo.
(LAUGHS) The Virgin.
Irony, thy name is Mike.
The rendezvous point with
Capricorn and the others.
Thought it was Alaska.
(LAUGHS)
Bet you want to go now.
(SIGHS) I can't. We've
got that eco-audit today.
Looks like you lucked out.
Take Billy as backup.
BOTH: Billy?
(GROANING) Paper cut.
Burns. Burning. It burns.
You don't deactivate sophisticated alarm
systems with a pair of wire cutters.
You need computer skills.
Do you have computer skills?
I play Xbox.
Yeah. You leave in 20.
(MIKE LAUGHING)
Dude, I will not
disappoint. Promise.
No offense.
But I don't think there's a
whole hell of a lot for you to do.
I'm going deep cover
on this one.
KITT.
Fingerprint generator.
KITT: Fingerprint
generator online.
Michael, please place your
hand directly onto the hand mat.
(BEEPING)
I have overlaid Virgo's
fingerprints onto your own.
Look, I don't think
I'm going to need it.
I've got the ring.
And none of the zodiac crews
have ever seen each other.
Michael, may I ask
you a question?
Why did the man in
the interrogation room
refer to me
as monotone guy?
Because he's a douche, KITT.
Our aim is to
recycle everything
we used to ship out as
refuse by the end of the year.
What about
top secret files?
Cross-cut, shredded and
burned. The FBI requires it.
20th century solution
to a 21st century problem.
I've argued for an
onsite enzyme-activated
compost bin for
all unrecycled paper.
No CO2, no nitric oxide,
no particulate emissions.
Just methane.
Which we could use to
heat the entire floor.
You talk like an engineer.
PhD. Mechanical.
Me, too. MIT. Where did
you get your doctorate?
Stanford.
Really?
Yeah.
CHARLES: I see you've met
my daughter. Hello, Tess.
Hello, Charles.
KITT: We're entering a
potentially hostile environment.
Don't you think you're
overstating things just a bit?
Common difficulties are a
precipitous drop in blood sugar,
sleep deprivation and encounters with
dangerous and unpredictable locals.
We'll be careful, KITT.
I promise.
Vegas, baby.
BOTH: Vegas!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Anybody sees us together,
you're my little brother.
We're just here to gamble,
drink and hunt for chicks.
That's a good cover story,
but don't take it too far.
I may need some
computer know-how.
Dude, I can't get too wasted if
I'm going to try counting cards.
KITT: May I remind you
that all Las Vegas casinos
will immediately eject
you for counting cards?
It's not illegal.
Let's just try and
stay relatively sober.
Hey, I got your back.
You know what
they say about Vegas?
Go on vacation,
leave on probation.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
KITT: Michael,
I implore you.
I know you don't like valet parking,
KITT, but I need you close by.
Valets tend to be
especially duplicitous humans.
They often rummage
through my interior
or attempt to drive me
in an erratic manner.
Just don't hurt anybody,
okay?
How do you plan on finding
the zodiac gang?
I imagine
they'll be finding me.
Wish me luck.
KITT: Be careful, Michael.
Welcome to the Corsica.
Just leave it up front.
Yes, sir.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
Get a positive ID on
the ring, all right?
KITT: Michael, you are
being followed.
KITT, give me options.
There's a bathroom 30 feet
ahead and then, right.
State law forbids the casino from
having cameras in its bathrooms.
I cannot be your
eyes if you enter.
MIKE: Got no choice.
I got this. Stay here.
I'm ditching the earwig.
Easy! Easy!
Virgo, come on.
(LAUGHS)
I'm Capricorn.
(CAPRICORN PANTING)
I'm missing some
vital information.
Where's KITT?
Officially,
KITT doesn't exist.
So, he's on a mission.
When's he due back?
I can't tell you that.
(LAUGHS) Charles, there is
a faction in the Pentagon
that has it in for Knight
Industries. I can help.
Sarah doesn't know
about us, does she?
No.
She's a beautiful girl.
And a first rate scientist.
You should be very proud.
Yeah, isn't it
unethical for you
to exercise your
full review authority
without disclosing the nature
of our prior relationship?
Oh, I already did.
You told the Pentagon
we dated?
Not in precisely
that vernacular.
(CHUCKLES)
I said we used to have
sex and lots of it.
Let's get to work.
The security chief was wearing
the same ring. Mike's in.
Mike okay?
Billy says yes.
He's out of audio contact,
but we're tracking his earwig.
It's still in
the casino bathroom.
He must have ditched it.
What's up with that?
What?
Come on.
You don't see it?
ZOE: Your dad
and the green lady.
Check out the
body language.
I'm pretty sure they used
to, you know, make waffles.
(EXCLAIMS)
Dr. G, pass the syrup.
La, la, la, la, la!
So gross! That's my dad.
Everybody?
Our final guest has arrived.
I give you Virgo.
Best second story
man in the business.
Scorpio. Small
item extraction.
(CAPRICORN LAUGHING)
The pickpocket.
Yeah.
Yeah, we love to
keep him around.
(GUN COCKING)
This is Gemini.
Gemini. Weapons.
Sorry about Anchorage.
Nothing you could do about it.
(SIGHS) Of course, Leo.
Communications and tech.
Hey, you hungry?
We got a whole buffet.
Yes, we do.
And the beautiful
Aquarius.
Nice to finally
meet you, Virgo.
MIKE: And what's
your specialty?
I'm the distraction.
CAPRICORN: Trust me, she is.
All right, listen up.
Anybody wants out, take your cut, hit
the bricks. No hard feelings, okay?
Well, with that said,
to future endeavors.
Cheers.
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Scanning fingerprints.
Oh, nice.
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Aquarius confirmed.
Scorpio confirmed.
Gemini confirmed.
Leo confirmed.
Virgo confirmed.
Well, looks like we're all who
we say we are. On to business.
Now, it is time for us
to divide our product
from our last adventure as individuals.
Because tomorrow,
my friends,
we embark on
a new one as a team.
One that will enrich us
beyond our wildest dreams.
But tonight, we drink.
CAPRICORN: Absolutely.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
You want to go partners
on the next hand? Fifty each?
Me?
Come on.
You never know until you take a chance.
All right.
Yeah.
Money plays.
One hundred.
Twenty-one.
(BOTH CHEERING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I'm Courtney.
I'm Billy.
Go again?
Yeah.
Now see, this is emblematic
of my whole mission here.
You can consider replacing some of
this plastic with plain old paper.
At least
it biodegrades.
Well, we kill 14 million trees
every year to make the paper.
That's a major contributor to the
increase in planetary surface temperature.
Did you know that plastic consumes
12 million barrels of
oil a year in the US?
Not to mention, it chokes the
ocean and destroys sea life.
Yeah, well.
Manufacturing paper bags
creates 70 percent
more air pollution.
Plastic creates
four times the waste.
Look, paper is bulkier.
It takes seven times the number of
trucks to ship the same number of bags.
Carrie.
Oh, my God!
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Here's your cut.
Washed clean.
Courtesy of the Corsica
Hotel and Casino.
Oh, I do love this job.
It's too bad the gravy train's
pulling into its last station.
What are you
talking about?
New ownership
at the Corsica.
They're bringing in
a new chief of security.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Seven years I spent as Steven
Cordoba, trusted chief of security.
And in 10 days,
I'm out on my ass.
You can't catch
a break these days.
Yeah.
The others know?
No. You're the first.
How are we going to wash
the money from now on?
We're not.
We're going to take
down one more score.
And this one's the
mother lode, junior.
And then we're
all in the wind.
There just seems to
be one little problem.
Your fingerprints check out.
But they match the wrong ID.
(GUN CLICKING)
And...
Hold on.
MIKE: How do you think I stayed
out of the joint this long?
Tell me.
Let me use
your cell phone.
This?
MIKE: Get me KITT.
It's Mike, from an unknown
cell phone. He wants KITT.
Patch him through.
MIKE: KITT?
KITT: Michael, it's good
to hear your voice.
Put Steven Cordoba's Nevada
driver's license on this computer.
LEO: Impressive.
Who do you want to be?
What?
Anybody.
Living or dead.
Who do you want to be?
Him.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Insert.
That's good.
That's very good.
All right, all right.
Hey, look, come on. Let's all
go get rich, huh? Let's party.
MIKE: So, where's
our next score?
CAPRICORN:
I'll see you at the pool.
We'll talk then.
I missed you, Michael.
Likewise.
Can you analyze
these bills for me?
Of course, Michael.
The bills are genuine.
Get me the SSC.
You okay?
I'm fine.
Capricorn is
Steve Cordoba.
He's the head of security
at the Corsica
and he's using
his position to run
a massive money laundering
operation through the casino.
But that's coming to an end and
now he's planning something big.
We'll do some more digging
on his Cordoba alias
and check with our
informants on the street.
Oh, and Carrie? Don't make any
deals with the real Virgo.
He killed those two
guards in Anchorage.
KITT: Michael,
don't forget your earwig.
I went all the way out to
the room to meet my friend.
And it turns out,
she ditched me.
I think
she met a dude.
That's so random. I
kind of got ditched, too.
Ouch!
(EXCLAIMS) It's okay.
My parents are
ridiculously wealthy.
Really?
Really.
What do you do?
I'm in IT.
You mean you're not
an undercover agent
like every other guy
I met this weekend?
(LAUGHS)
No. Just a regular
old computer guy.
You?
Dental school.
My last year.
Wow.
You've got great teeth,
by the way.
Thanks.
You've got great...
(LAUGHS) Everything.
She's trying to get to KITT. I know it.
Well, then you'd think
she'd show up when he's here.
Well, Mike took KITT on
an unscheduled mission.
And now she's treading
water until they get back.
What do you think
she wants with him?
(SIGHS) Tess and I
were fierce rivals.
SARAH: I hear you
were more than that.
You know, it's okay to tell
me about your girlfriends, Dad.
She wasn't my girlfriend.
(EXCLAIMS)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(SIGHS)
Well...
That's it for me.
Yeah, I'm kind of
tapped out, too.
Well,
you lost quite a bit.
It was nice meeting you.
Yeah.
You, too.
Well.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh, come on.
Idiot.
BILLY: Zoe, how's Mike?
Mike's with KITT. He's
fine. Where are you?
I'm in the casino.
I need some advice.
Did you lose all your
money? Don't go to the ATM.
Just go to bed and start
over in the morning.
I met a girl.
They're called
hookers, Billy.
No. A real girl.
Does she have two heads?
No. Only one
and it's beautiful.
What's wrong with her?
Nothing.
Except she split.
Of course she did.
You were being you.
Look, I think she really liked
me. I just... I couldn't close.
You screwed up vacation sex?
That's pathetic.
Is she staying at the hotel?
I think so.
What's her name?
Courtney.
Courtney what?
I don't know. Never mind.
Courtney Harshbarger, 2902.
Courtney Rosenthal, 717.
There's
a Courtney Flynn.
In poolside 16.
Yeah, she said something about
going out to her room.
Yeah, that's her.
Getting her driver's license
and credit card info now.
Zoe, that's illegal.
Since when has that
been an issue?
Dude! She is hot!
I know!
You listen to me,
Billy Morgan.
You go find this Courtney
Flynn and you go make it happen.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
I was just coming back to look for you.
I was just going
to your room.
How'd you know
where my room was?
I...
I don't. I guess I was just
going to roam the halls
looking for dental floss on the
discarded room service trays.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Dental joke. That's lame.
So, I got to take a break
from the tables for a while.
Yeah, me, too.
Can you believe
my big move was
to come to Vegas and count
cards and I chickened out?
Well, isn't that
illegal, anyway?
It's like going to a
restaurant with no shirt on.
It's not illegal, but
they can kick you out.
(EXCLAIMS)
No shirt, no shoes.
BOTH: No dice!
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
That's my favorite movie.
Mine, too.
So...
I was thinking...
You want to hang out?
Okay.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
We had a bet.
Who?
Me and Aquarius.
I bet that you'd ask her to dance first.
You lost.
You guys get
cable in here?
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
Dork, what are you doing?
I'm easing into it.
Answer the door.
I sent you something.
Are you on the phone?
What...
Yeah, I just
called room service.
I had them send
some things over.
Whoa. Come right in.
Wow.
You sure got here quick.
Little strawberries
and champagne.
And some chocolate
sauce and whip cream.
(LAUGHS)
Whoa.
I've been waiting
all day for this.
(LAUGHS)
Virgo.
What's up?
Hey, your friend KITT, the one who
pulled the driver's license thing?
Yeah. What about KITT?
If she's single,
I'm available.
If you only knew, Leo.
You all right?
Yeah, you know, I'm fine.
I'm just...
Just thinking about the
next score, that's all.
So am I.
You ready to tell me?
You're looking at it. We're
going to hit the casino.
He's going to rob
his own casino.
That doesn't make sense.
He's about to lose his job.
He robs the place, the cops
are bound to look at him hard.
It is possible he's attempting to
solidify his current position.
Explain, KITT.
KITT: If a robbery was to
take place in the casino
and Capricorn arrived
in time to foil it,
his superiors would be
more likely to trust him
and possibly keep him on
in his current position.
But if he busts the
zodiac crew in the process,
the whole plan falls apart.
Interesting scenario. But
there has to be more to it.
Regardless, why don't we just
take the whole gang down now?
CARRIE:
Not enough evidence.
What about the
Anchorage job?
No witnesses.
No fingerprints.
We have to catch them in the act.
TESS: So, tell me about
KITT's propulsion system.
Well, I'd love to,
Tess. But I can't.
Is it a conventional
internal combustion engine
or something new?
Come on.
(SIGHS)
Right now the SSC
has the potential
to look like another
major boondoggle.
You got to give me
something to work with here.
What about oil?
Transmission fluid?
Brake fluid?
Where are
those disposed of?
Well, the fluids
that we use for KITT
are specially designed to withstand
infinitely higher tolerances
than the ordinary
automobile product
and last up to
1,000 percent longer.
Doesn't answer my question.
Well, that'll have to do.
Charles.
What's happening
between us aside,
things don't look
good for you here.
Now, until I get
the full picture,
the SSC is in
major carbon deficit.
Okay.
Let me tell you about KITT.
(CRYING)
(HUMMING)
No, no. No.
This isn't your toothbrush.
I carry one with me
at all times. See? Red.
That's not
why I'm crying.
Oh! I thought last
night was wonderful.
(SIGHS)
It's not you. It's me.
Not the first time
I've heard that.
I owe over $100,000 in student loans.
I got a check for
$20,000 last week
and I blew it all
at the blackjack table.
It was supposed
to be for tuition.
Wow.
That was dumb.
You know how I told you
my dad was really rich?
He's a bus driver.
Last night was probably...
No. Last night was definitely
the best night of my life.
If you're scamming
me, Courtney,
I swear, I can't take it,
it'll break my heart.
No. I just screwed up. That's all.
I promise.
You remember yesterday
when I said I was an IT guy?
I'm actually a secret
government operative.
I have ways of checking.
Where are you going?
(SIGHS) I'm going to
get your money back.
CAPRICORN: Corsica Casino.
40,000 square feet
of gaming space,
160 armed personnel,
422 surveillance cameras.
Now on a normal day,
there's a million dollars cash
in the cage at any given time.
If you look behind you
at this beautiful gentleman,
this sad looking man
is Artie Yomtov.
He used to be
a big-time hacker.
He was actually a
pretty good little thief.
He fell on some hard times,
but, hey, he loves his kids.
So, in exchange for taking
the fall for us in this job,
we're going to pay out
his family $250,000.
So, we rob your casino
and nice guy, Artie, there,
becomes a convenient patsy
and goes to state prison.
Pretty much.
I mean, you said yourself,
there's only a million
dollars in there.
Yeah. How is that the
score of a lifetime?
Excellent question.
My friends, meet
Mr. Shepherd Wong.
Mr. Wong owns a factory in
Shanghai that makes boxes,
the boxes that everything
we buy from China comes in.
Now, Mr. Wong is
a very wealthy man.
But, unfortunately,
he has a very serious jones.
He plays
baccarat exclusively.
Now, by law, the cage must have dollar
for dollar on hand to match his bets.
How much?
Thirty million.
Now you're talking.
Absolutely.
Leo, I need
you to disable
the wired and wireless communication
systems both here and here.
Done and done.
CAPRICORN: Okay.
Gemini, I need you to keep the
security guards here and here at bay.
Copy.
All right.
Scorpio, we need that key from the
cage guard, okay? Can you handle that?
Why can't you
get that for us?
Because it's a magnetic
lock with rotating codes.
I mean, the matching key is given
to the appropriate cage guard
at the beginning of
every shift.
Aquarius, darling, I need
you to load up the cart,
put all the money in and make
sure you distract all these guards.
(EXCLAIMS)
I dropped a contact lens.
And this floor
is so confusing.
And last but not least, Virgo,
I need you to cut the power,
snag the key
from Scorpio,
take down the cage,
load up the cart
and exit through this
side door, right here.
Piece of cake.
When's all this go down?
At shift change,
1600 hours.
Today?
Today.
This is going to be tough.
But you said,
"Piece of cake. "
Yeah, I had to make it look
good in front of the others.
It's called bravado, KITT.
What's this area
next to the slots?
It is a game of chance
called Win This Car.
A new automobile is presented to the
winner of a slot machine jackpot.
It's got a straight line of
sight to the cage. Hey, what's up?
Courtney lost all of her student
loan money playing blackjack.
I'm getting it back for her.
How?
Counting cards.
I need to win 100 grand.
Can I borrow some seed money?
You meet a girl in Vegas
and she takes you home
and in the morning, she
tells you she needs 100 grand?
Come on, Billy.
You think she's
grifting me. Why?
Because no girl could ever like
Billy Morgan that much, right?
I'm not saying that.
Just have KITT run a
check on her is all.
BILLY: I don't want you
to check her out.
I believe her. Okay?
Okay.
What's happening
on your end?
KITT: Michael is
going to rob the casino.
(EXCLAIMS)
Yes. So you'd better
hurry up and win.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
SARAH: What do you
have to say about this?
I think somebody's
wasting paper.
It was stuffed under
my pod room door.
Oh, yeah.
What can I tell you?
The heart wants what the heart wants.
You're acting
like a little boy.
Yeah, well, the problem around here is
there's too much science,
not enough chemistry.
Dad?
Do you trust Tess enough to show
her KITT's propulsion schematics?
Sometimes, you've got to take a chance.
New vehicle going into
casino floor! Let's go!
DEALER: Bust.
(BILLY EXCLAIMING)
KITT, I have 50,000 in
chips. I need your help.
I have to win this
hand. I need you to...
I need you to access the
casino's surveillance camera
and tell me what the
dealer's hole card is.
KITT: I am sorry, Billy,
but I cannot assist you
in cheating a
legitimate business.
But if it is any
consolation, I believe in you.
Change of play.
Hey, what's your name?
Clarence.
Clarence, your personal
car. What do you drive?
It's blue and it's old.
I'll give you
20 grand for it.
Sure.
Leave it running by the
side entrance in 15 minutes.
Okay.
I'm going to need your jacket as well.
Sure.
Hit or stand?
Sir, you have 16.
Hit or stand?
Hit.
Twenty-one.
KITT: I'm in position,
Michael.
Make sure your cameras are
rolling on the entire crew.
Carrie needs complete
video documentation.
KITT: I have a perfect
line of sight.
On my mark, fire your EMP and
zap the casino's power grid.
Michael, the casino has an
offsite redundant backup system.
You will only have
30 seconds of darkness.
That's all
I'm going to need.
(EXCLAIMS) Is that
bravado again, Michael?
No, KITT, that's a fact.
My contact.
Excuse me.
I dropped a contact.
Can you help me?
You new here?
Yeah, it's my first day.
I'm already
losing things.
Where do you think
you lost it?
I think it's, like,
in this area.
(BUZZING)
Michael, the communication
lines have been disabled.
Grab some floor!
Now! Get down!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
KITT, it's show time. EMP.
Yes, Michael. Firing EMP.
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
WOMAN ON PA:
Please remain calm.
Active systems will be
going online immediately.
Please stay at your tables.
Again, please remain...
MIKE: KITT? KITT: The EMP may
have demagnetized the key.
Remagnetize it, then.
I am unable.
Twenty-two seconds.
Blow the cage, KITT.
(LASER FIRING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
WOMAN ON PA: Again. Please
remain calm. Backup systems...
Please stay at your tables.
Again. Please remain calm.
(PANTING)
What a rush.
(ALL CLAPPING)
Thank you, thank you.
You know, the real Virgo
was really never that good.
(GUN CLICKING)
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
There's a radio signal
coming from his left ear.
(SIGHS)
Sorry, man.
I really liked you.
Everybody out.
Come on, man.
Everybody out!
Let's go! Get out!
Come on, man. How are you
going to explain all this?
Explain what?
KITT: Billy, I cannot get
any response from Michael.
Yeah, me neither.
What's going on?
Sorry, baby.
I got to go.
I love you.
KITT.
I think Mike's in trouble.
If he's not with you,
how did he get away?
KITT: Michael drove off from the
robbery in a blue 1992 Civic.
SARAH: Zoe, tap into
Vegas Metro traffic. On it.
Searching video
for the vehicle now.
Cross-reference with any vehicles
with a Corsica Hotel logo.
Got him.
Industrial park,
west of the city,
off Desert Inn road.
KITT?
Attack Mode.
The police are on their way.
Police?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm holding the man who robbed the
Corsica Hotel and Casino until they arrive.
Now, here's how
it went down.
You robbed the casino. You fled
here to this empty warehouse
to hide the cash until, what,
the heat died down. Am I right?
But the brave chief of security
followed the bad guy here
and surprised me, while
I was stashing the loot.
And the would-be robber
was fatally wounded.
Not a big fan of the fatal part. Really?
Chief of security becomes
stuff of local legend.
And who knows? I might
be able to keep my job.
(CAPRICORN LAUGHS)
Sorry, Virgo. There's
really no other way.
(GUN CLICKING)
CAPRICORN: Oh,
that's much better.
(CAPRICORN PANTING)
Must feel pretty cool robbing
a casino like this, huh, pal?
(CRASHING)
(GUN FIRING)
Come to daddy. Marco?
What, no Polo?
(GUN FIRING)
(THUDDING)
There you are.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
KITT, xenons!
(EXCLAIMING) My eyes!
(PANTING) Hey. Did you win?
What?
Blackjack. Did you win?
(LAUGHS) I got pretty lucky.
KITT: I'm the latest iteration of the
Knight Industries Three Thousand.
It's a KITT 2.0.
The next generation shell.
Combination hydrogen-electric
hybrid propulsion system.
Integrated neural
network, 64 core processor.
Ultimately efficient,
completely self-contained,
eminently green.
The full specs. On paper.
Well, he is marvelous,
Charles. Absolutely beautiful.
KITT: Thank you,
Dr. Landafly.
My report.
Oh.
Due to KITT's
extreme efficiency,
the SSC actually
registers a carbon credit.
Well, if this data ends
up in Popular Science,
I'll know
where to find you.
You can find me at the
Marriott. Room 1706.
I'll see you tonight.
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Chamber doors opening.
Great job, KITT.
Thank you, Dr. Graiman.
But the specifications
you presented to Dr. Landafly
were completely inaccurate.
Absolutely correct, KITT.
That means you
do not trust her.
Yet, you plan to
meet her at her hotel.
Correct again.
I do not understand.
One day, KITT.
One day, you will.
So? Tell us
about the girl.
Who? Courtney?
Yes, Courtney.
(SIGHS)
There's really not that much to tell.
Suffice to say, Billy played a
few hands, downed a couple of beers
and saved my butt
when it needed saving.
Mission accomplished.
We figured
you'd say that.
KITT, play back video of
Billy leaving the casino.
I am afraid I cannot. They
have been password protected.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Rats! Come on!
See, ladies? What happens
in Vegas, stays in KITT.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
SARAH: Come on.
ZOE: No.
KITT: Michael, I can
say with virtual certainty
that the man coming towards
you is the same man
who broke into the
regional FBI office.
What about the drive?
He appears to
be carrying it.
Michael, this man is
armed and dangerous.
You saying
I can't take him?
I'm merely saying I'm available
to assist you if necessary.
(SCOFFS)
How hard is it to find
a black Mustang?
Michael, are you sure
you don't need any help?
(MAN YELLING)
See? I didn't
need your help.
You talking to me?
Shut up.
(MIKE PANTING)
MIKE: I'll take the drive.
And your gun.
I believe the suspect
is playing possum.
Okay, uncle.
Black ice, Michael?
Sure, why not?
KITT: Activating black ice.
I would be happy to eliminate
the fence with my laser.
Okay, now, you're
just being annoying.
(GRUNTS)
Where's Rivai?
ZOE: Interrogation one.
Where's Torres? DC. Back on
Wednesday. Wouldn't talk about it.
Graiman? Getting ready
for the eco-audit.
Green consultants
coming from the Pentagon.
Nice eye. You should see the other guy.
You got anything
besides root beer?
Who's this for?
My PC needed an upgrade.
How did you get past
the FBI's secure perimeter?
I'm persistent
and goal-oriented.
There are anti-terrorism
files on this hard drive.
It was just a contract job I
picked up on my way out of town.
Do you know what messing
with the Bureau means?
You ever heard
of the Patriot Act?
No lawyer. Do not pass go.
Straight to Guantanamo.
Hope you like Cuban food.
Anchorage.
What?
I said, "Anchorage. "
I want to make a deal.
KITT, analyze the ring. Cross
reference with Anchorage, Alaska.
KITT: It is a ring depicting
Virgo, the Virgin.
The sixth astrological
sign in the zodiac.
In astrology, Virgo is
considered a feminine sign.
I didn't pick it,
monotone guy.
We were each given a sign and a ring.
Nobody used real names.
CARRIE: What was wrong with Mr.
Pink, Mr. White and Mr. Black?
I guess Capricorn never
saw Reservoir Dogs?
KITT: Actually,
the names as colors motif
was originally featured in
the film The Taking of Pelham 123.
I knew that.
MAN: Whatever.
I ran security in a
payroll job up in Anchorage.
I was supposed
to pick up my share.
KITT: I can confirm
the payroll robbery.
Two security guards
were killed.
I didn't have nothing to do with murder.
KITT: Four million dollars was
stolen in what has the markings
of a completely
compartmentalized operation.
Six expert thieves.
Reportedly, none knew the
identities of the others.
Each was known only by
a sign of the zodiac.
You hearing this?
Alaska?
KITT: None of the thieves were
ever identified or apprehended.
I hate the cold.
I thought you hated water.
Snow is frozen water,
Sarah.
MAN: Monotone guy's right.
But he left something out.
The leader of the crew's
name is Capricorn.
He's a big-time
money launderer.
You give me immunity on the
payroll score and on the hard drive,
I'll give you the
whole zodiac crew.
And none of you guys have
ever seen each other, right?
Not until later today.
We were supposed to finally meet
up to discuss Capricorn's new deal.
I'll wear a wire.
You're Virgo.
(LAUGHS) The Virgin.
Irony, thy name is Mike.
The rendezvous point with
Capricorn and the others.
Thought it was Alaska.
(LAUGHS)
Bet you want to go now.
(SIGHS) I can't. We've
got that eco-audit today.
Looks like you lucked out.
Take Billy as backup.
BOTH: Billy?
(GROANING) Paper cut.
Burns. Burning. It burns.
You don't deactivate sophisticated alarm
systems with a pair of wire cutters.
You need computer skills.
Do you have computer skills?
I play Xbox.
Yeah. You leave in 20.
(MIKE LAUGHING)
Dude, I will not
disappoint. Promise.
No offense.
But I don't think there's a
whole hell of a lot for you to do.
I'm going deep cover
on this one.
KITT.
Fingerprint generator.
KITT: Fingerprint
generator online.
Michael, please place your
hand directly onto the hand mat.
(BEEPING)
I have overlaid Virgo's
fingerprints onto your own.
Look, I don't think
I'm going to need it.
I've got the ring.
And none of the zodiac crews
have ever seen each other.
Michael, may I ask
you a question?
Why did the man in
the interrogation room
refer to me
as monotone guy?
Because he's a douche, KITT.
Our aim is to
recycle everything
we used to ship out as
refuse by the end of the year.
What about
top secret files?
Cross-cut, shredded and
burned. The FBI requires it.
20th century solution
to a 21st century problem.
I've argued for an
onsite enzyme-activated
compost bin for
all unrecycled paper.
No CO2, no nitric oxide,
no particulate emissions.
Just methane.
Which we could use to
heat the entire floor.
You talk like an engineer.
PhD. Mechanical.
Me, too. MIT. Where did
you get your doctorate?
Stanford.
Really?
Yeah.
CHARLES: I see you've met
my daughter. Hello, Tess.
Hello, Charles.
KITT: We're entering a
potentially hostile environment.
Don't you think you're
overstating things just a bit?
Common difficulties are a
precipitous drop in blood sugar,
sleep deprivation and encounters with
dangerous and unpredictable locals.
We'll be careful, KITT.
I promise.
Vegas, baby.
BOTH: Vegas!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Anybody sees us together,
you're my little brother.
We're just here to gamble,
drink and hunt for chicks.
That's a good cover story,
but don't take it too far.
I may need some
computer know-how.
Dude, I can't get too wasted if
I'm going to try counting cards.
KITT: May I remind you
that all Las Vegas casinos
will immediately eject
you for counting cards?
It's not illegal.
Let's just try and
stay relatively sober.
Hey, I got your back.
You know what
they say about Vegas?
Go on vacation,
leave on probation.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
KITT: Michael,
I implore you.
I know you don't like valet parking,
KITT, but I need you close by.
Valets tend to be
especially duplicitous humans.
They often rummage
through my interior
or attempt to drive me
in an erratic manner.
Just don't hurt anybody,
okay?
How do you plan on finding
the zodiac gang?
I imagine
they'll be finding me.
Wish me luck.
KITT: Be careful, Michael.
Welcome to the Corsica.
Just leave it up front.
Yes, sir.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
Get a positive ID on
the ring, all right?
KITT: Michael, you are
being followed.
KITT, give me options.
There's a bathroom 30 feet
ahead and then, right.
State law forbids the casino from
having cameras in its bathrooms.
I cannot be your
eyes if you enter.
MIKE: Got no choice.
I got this. Stay here.
I'm ditching the earwig.
Easy! Easy!
Virgo, come on.
(LAUGHS)
I'm Capricorn.
(CAPRICORN PANTING)
I'm missing some
vital information.
Where's KITT?
Officially,
KITT doesn't exist.
So, he's on a mission.
When's he due back?
I can't tell you that.
(LAUGHS) Charles, there is
a faction in the Pentagon
that has it in for Knight
Industries. I can help.
Sarah doesn't know
about us, does she?
No.
She's a beautiful girl.
And a first rate scientist.
You should be very proud.
Yeah, isn't it
unethical for you
to exercise your
full review authority
without disclosing the nature
of our prior relationship?
Oh, I already did.
You told the Pentagon
we dated?
Not in precisely
that vernacular.
(CHUCKLES)
I said we used to have
sex and lots of it.
Let's get to work.
The security chief was wearing
the same ring. Mike's in.
Mike okay?
Billy says yes.
He's out of audio contact,
but we're tracking his earwig.
It's still in
the casino bathroom.
He must have ditched it.
What's up with that?
What?
Come on.
You don't see it?
ZOE: Your dad
and the green lady.
Check out the
body language.
I'm pretty sure they used
to, you know, make waffles.
(EXCLAIMS)
Dr. G, pass the syrup.
La, la, la, la, la!
So gross! That's my dad.
Everybody?
Our final guest has arrived.
I give you Virgo.
Best second story
man in the business.
Scorpio. Small
item extraction.
(CAPRICORN LAUGHING)
The pickpocket.
Yeah.
Yeah, we love to
keep him around.
(GUN COCKING)
This is Gemini.
Gemini. Weapons.
Sorry about Anchorage.
Nothing you could do about it.
(SIGHS) Of course, Leo.
Communications and tech.
Hey, you hungry?
We got a whole buffet.
Yes, we do.
And the beautiful
Aquarius.
Nice to finally
meet you, Virgo.
MIKE: And what's
your specialty?
I'm the distraction.
CAPRICORN: Trust me, she is.
All right, listen up.
Anybody wants out, take your cut, hit
the bricks. No hard feelings, okay?
Well, with that said,
to future endeavors.
Cheers.
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Scanning fingerprints.
Oh, nice.
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Aquarius confirmed.
Scorpio confirmed.
Gemini confirmed.
Leo confirmed.
Virgo confirmed.
Well, looks like we're all who
we say we are. On to business.
Now, it is time for us
to divide our product
from our last adventure as individuals.
Because tomorrow,
my friends,
we embark on
a new one as a team.
One that will enrich us
beyond our wildest dreams.
But tonight, we drink.
CAPRICORN: Absolutely.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
You want to go partners
on the next hand? Fifty each?
Me?
Come on.
You never know until you take a chance.
All right.
Yeah.
Money plays.
One hundred.
Twenty-one.
(BOTH CHEERING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I'm Courtney.
I'm Billy.
Go again?
Yeah.
Now see, this is emblematic
of my whole mission here.
You can consider replacing some of
this plastic with plain old paper.
At least
it biodegrades.
Well, we kill 14 million trees
every year to make the paper.
That's a major contributor to the
increase in planetary surface temperature.
Did you know that plastic consumes
12 million barrels of
oil a year in the US?
Not to mention, it chokes the
ocean and destroys sea life.
Yeah, well.
Manufacturing paper bags
creates 70 percent
more air pollution.
Plastic creates
four times the waste.
Look, paper is bulkier.
It takes seven times the number of
trucks to ship the same number of bags.
Carrie.
Oh, my God!
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Here's your cut.
Washed clean.
Courtesy of the Corsica
Hotel and Casino.
Oh, I do love this job.
It's too bad the gravy train's
pulling into its last station.
What are you
talking about?
New ownership
at the Corsica.
They're bringing in
a new chief of security.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Seven years I spent as Steven
Cordoba, trusted chief of security.
And in 10 days,
I'm out on my ass.
You can't catch
a break these days.
Yeah.
The others know?
No. You're the first.
How are we going to wash
the money from now on?
We're not.
We're going to take
down one more score.
And this one's the
mother lode, junior.
And then we're
all in the wind.
There just seems to
be one little problem.
Your fingerprints check out.
But they match the wrong ID.
(GUN CLICKING)
And...
Hold on.
MIKE: How do you think I stayed
out of the joint this long?
Tell me.
Let me use
your cell phone.
This?
MIKE: Get me KITT.
It's Mike, from an unknown
cell phone. He wants KITT.
Patch him through.
MIKE: KITT?
KITT: Michael, it's good
to hear your voice.
Put Steven Cordoba's Nevada
driver's license on this computer.
LEO: Impressive.
Who do you want to be?
What?
Anybody.
Living or dead.
Who do you want to be?
Him.
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Insert.
That's good.
That's very good.
All right, all right.
Hey, look, come on. Let's all
go get rich, huh? Let's party.
MIKE: So, where's
our next score?
CAPRICORN:
I'll see you at the pool.
We'll talk then.
I missed you, Michael.
Likewise.
Can you analyze
these bills for me?
Of course, Michael.
The bills are genuine.
Get me the SSC.
You okay?
I'm fine.
Capricorn is
Steve Cordoba.
He's the head of security
at the Corsica
and he's using
his position to run
a massive money laundering
operation through the casino.
But that's coming to an end and
now he's planning something big.
We'll do some more digging
on his Cordoba alias
and check with our
informants on the street.
Oh, and Carrie? Don't make any
deals with the real Virgo.
He killed those two
guards in Anchorage.
KITT: Michael,
don't forget your earwig.
I went all the way out to
the room to meet my friend.
And it turns out,
she ditched me.
I think
she met a dude.
That's so random. I
kind of got ditched, too.
Ouch!
(EXCLAIMS) It's okay.
My parents are
ridiculously wealthy.
Really?
Really.
What do you do?
I'm in IT.
You mean you're not
an undercover agent
like every other guy
I met this weekend?
(LAUGHS)
No. Just a regular
old computer guy.
You?
Dental school.
My last year.
Wow.
You've got great teeth,
by the way.
Thanks.
You've got great...
(LAUGHS) Everything.
She's trying to get to KITT. I know it.
Well, then you'd think
she'd show up when he's here.
Well, Mike took KITT on
an unscheduled mission.
And now she's treading
water until they get back.
What do you think
she wants with him?
(SIGHS) Tess and I
were fierce rivals.
SARAH: I hear you
were more than that.
You know, it's okay to tell
me about your girlfriends, Dad.
She wasn't my girlfriend.
(EXCLAIMS)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(SIGHS)
Well...
That's it for me.
Yeah, I'm kind of
tapped out, too.
Well,
you lost quite a bit.
It was nice meeting you.
Yeah.
You, too.
Well.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh, come on.
Idiot.
BILLY: Zoe, how's Mike?
Mike's with KITT. He's
fine. Where are you?
I'm in the casino.
I need some advice.
Did you lose all your
money? Don't go to the ATM.
Just go to bed and start
over in the morning.
I met a girl.
They're called
hookers, Billy.
No. A real girl.
Does she have two heads?
No. Only one
and it's beautiful.
What's wrong with her?
Nothing.
Except she split.
Of course she did.
You were being you.
Look, I think she really liked
me. I just... I couldn't close.
You screwed up vacation sex?
That's pathetic.
Is she staying at the hotel?
I think so.
What's her name?
Courtney.
Courtney what?
I don't know. Never mind.
Courtney Harshbarger, 2902.
Courtney Rosenthal, 717.
There's
a Courtney Flynn.
In poolside 16.
Yeah, she said something about
going out to her room.
Yeah, that's her.
Getting her driver's license
and credit card info now.
Zoe, that's illegal.
Since when has that
been an issue?
Dude! She is hot!
I know!
You listen to me,
Billy Morgan.
You go find this Courtney
Flynn and you go make it happen.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
I was just coming back to look for you.
I was just going
to your room.
How'd you know
where my room was?
I...
I don't. I guess I was just
going to roam the halls
looking for dental floss on the
discarded room service trays.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Dental joke. That's lame.
So, I got to take a break
from the tables for a while.
Yeah, me, too.
Can you believe
my big move was
to come to Vegas and count
cards and I chickened out?
Well, isn't that
illegal, anyway?
It's like going to a
restaurant with no shirt on.
It's not illegal, but
they can kick you out.
(EXCLAIMS)
No shirt, no shoes.
BOTH: No dice!
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
That's my favorite movie.
Mine, too.
So...
I was thinking...
You want to hang out?
Okay.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
We had a bet.
Who?
Me and Aquarius.
I bet that you'd ask her to dance first.
You lost.
You guys get
cable in here?
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
Dork, what are you doing?
I'm easing into it.
Answer the door.
I sent you something.
Are you on the phone?
What...
Yeah, I just
called room service.
I had them send
some things over.
Whoa. Come right in.
Wow.
You sure got here quick.
Little strawberries
and champagne.
And some chocolate
sauce and whip cream.
(LAUGHS)
Whoa.
I've been waiting
all day for this.
(LAUGHS)
Virgo.
What's up?
Hey, your friend KITT, the one who
pulled the driver's license thing?
Yeah. What about KITT?
If she's single,
I'm available.
If you only knew, Leo.
You all right?
Yeah, you know, I'm fine.
I'm just...
Just thinking about the
next score, that's all.
So am I.
You ready to tell me?
You're looking at it. We're
going to hit the casino.
He's going to rob
his own casino.
That doesn't make sense.
He's about to lose his job.
He robs the place, the cops
are bound to look at him hard.
It is possible he's attempting to
solidify his current position.
Explain, KITT.
KITT: If a robbery was to
take place in the casino
and Capricorn arrived
in time to foil it,
his superiors would be
more likely to trust him
and possibly keep him on
in his current position.
But if he busts the
zodiac crew in the process,
the whole plan falls apart.
Interesting scenario. But
there has to be more to it.
Regardless, why don't we just
take the whole gang down now?
CARRIE:
Not enough evidence.
What about the
Anchorage job?
No witnesses.
No fingerprints.
We have to catch them in the act.
TESS: So, tell me about
KITT's propulsion system.
Well, I'd love to,
Tess. But I can't.
Is it a conventional
internal combustion engine
or something new?
Come on.
(SIGHS)
Right now the SSC
has the potential
to look like another
major boondoggle.
You got to give me
something to work with here.
What about oil?
Transmission fluid?
Brake fluid?
Where are
those disposed of?
Well, the fluids
that we use for KITT
are specially designed to withstand
infinitely higher tolerances
than the ordinary
automobile product
and last up to
1,000 percent longer.
Doesn't answer my question.
Well, that'll have to do.
Charles.
What's happening
between us aside,
things don't look
good for you here.
Now, until I get
the full picture,
the SSC is in
major carbon deficit.
Okay.
Let me tell you about KITT.
(CRYING)
(HUMMING)
No, no. No.
This isn't your toothbrush.
I carry one with me
at all times. See? Red.
That's not
why I'm crying.
Oh! I thought last
night was wonderful.
(SIGHS)
It's not you. It's me.
Not the first time
I've heard that.
I owe over $100,000 in student loans.
I got a check for
$20,000 last week
and I blew it all
at the blackjack table.
It was supposed
to be for tuition.
Wow.
That was dumb.
You know how I told you
my dad was really rich?
He's a bus driver.
Last night was probably...
No. Last night was definitely
the best night of my life.
If you're scamming
me, Courtney,
I swear, I can't take it,
it'll break my heart.
No. I just screwed up. That's all.
I promise.
You remember yesterday
when I said I was an IT guy?
I'm actually a secret
government operative.
I have ways of checking.
Where are you going?
(SIGHS) I'm going to
get your money back.
CAPRICORN: Corsica Casino.
40,000 square feet
of gaming space,
160 armed personnel,
422 surveillance cameras.
Now on a normal day,
there's a million dollars cash
in the cage at any given time.
If you look behind you
at this beautiful gentleman,
this sad looking man
is Artie Yomtov.
He used to be
a big-time hacker.
He was actually a
pretty good little thief.
He fell on some hard times,
but, hey, he loves his kids.
So, in exchange for taking
the fall for us in this job,
we're going to pay out
his family $250,000.
So, we rob your casino
and nice guy, Artie, there,
becomes a convenient patsy
and goes to state prison.
Pretty much.
I mean, you said yourself,
there's only a million
dollars in there.
Yeah. How is that the
score of a lifetime?
Excellent question.
My friends, meet
Mr. Shepherd Wong.
Mr. Wong owns a factory in
Shanghai that makes boxes,
the boxes that everything
we buy from China comes in.
Now, Mr. Wong is
a very wealthy man.
But, unfortunately,
he has a very serious jones.
He plays
baccarat exclusively.
Now, by law, the cage must have dollar
for dollar on hand to match his bets.
How much?
Thirty million.
Now you're talking.
Absolutely.
Leo, I need
you to disable
the wired and wireless communication
systems both here and here.
Done and done.
CAPRICORN: Okay.
Gemini, I need you to keep the
security guards here and here at bay.
Copy.
All right.
Scorpio, we need that key from the
cage guard, okay? Can you handle that?
Why can't you
get that for us?
Because it's a magnetic
lock with rotating codes.
I mean, the matching key is given
to the appropriate cage guard
at the beginning of
every shift.
Aquarius, darling, I need
you to load up the cart,
put all the money in and make
sure you distract all these guards.
(EXCLAIMS)
I dropped a contact lens.
And this floor
is so confusing.
And last but not least, Virgo,
I need you to cut the power,
snag the key
from Scorpio,
take down the cage,
load up the cart
and exit through this
side door, right here.
Piece of cake.
When's all this go down?
At shift change,
1600 hours.
Today?
Today.
This is going to be tough.
But you said,
"Piece of cake. "
Yeah, I had to make it look
good in front of the others.
It's called bravado, KITT.
What's this area
next to the slots?
It is a game of chance
called Win This Car.
A new automobile is presented to the
winner of a slot machine jackpot.
It's got a straight line of
sight to the cage. Hey, what's up?
Courtney lost all of her student
loan money playing blackjack.
I'm getting it back for her.
How?
Counting cards.
I need to win 100 grand.
Can I borrow some seed money?
You meet a girl in Vegas
and she takes you home
and in the morning, she
tells you she needs 100 grand?
Come on, Billy.
You think she's
grifting me. Why?
Because no girl could ever like
Billy Morgan that much, right?
I'm not saying that.
Just have KITT run a
check on her is all.
BILLY: I don't want you
to check her out.
I believe her. Okay?
Okay.
What's happening
on your end?
KITT: Michael is
going to rob the casino.
(EXCLAIMS)
Yes. So you'd better
hurry up and win.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
SARAH: What do you
have to say about this?
I think somebody's
wasting paper.
It was stuffed under
my pod room door.
Oh, yeah.
What can I tell you?
The heart wants what the heart wants.
You're acting
like a little boy.
Yeah, well, the problem around here is
there's too much science,
not enough chemistry.
Dad?
Do you trust Tess enough to show
her KITT's propulsion schematics?
Sometimes, you've got to take a chance.
New vehicle going into
casino floor! Let's go!
DEALER: Bust.
(BILLY EXCLAIMING)
KITT, I have 50,000 in
chips. I need your help.
I have to win this
hand. I need you to...
I need you to access the
casino's surveillance camera
and tell me what the
dealer's hole card is.
KITT: I am sorry, Billy,
but I cannot assist you
in cheating a
legitimate business.
But if it is any
consolation, I believe in you.
Change of play.
Hey, what's your name?
Clarence.
Clarence, your personal
car. What do you drive?
It's blue and it's old.
I'll give you
20 grand for it.
Sure.
Leave it running by the
side entrance in 15 minutes.
Okay.
I'm going to need your jacket as well.
Sure.
Hit or stand?
Sir, you have 16.
Hit or stand?
Hit.
Twenty-one.
KITT: I'm in position,
Michael.
Make sure your cameras are
rolling on the entire crew.
Carrie needs complete
video documentation.
KITT: I have a perfect
line of sight.
On my mark, fire your EMP and
zap the casino's power grid.
Michael, the casino has an
offsite redundant backup system.
You will only have
30 seconds of darkness.
That's all
I'm going to need.
(EXCLAIMS) Is that
bravado again, Michael?
No, KITT, that's a fact.
My contact.
Excuse me.
I dropped a contact.
Can you help me?
You new here?
Yeah, it's my first day.
I'm already
losing things.
Where do you think
you lost it?
I think it's, like,
in this area.
(BUZZING)
Michael, the communication
lines have been disabled.
Grab some floor!
Now! Get down!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
KITT, it's show time. EMP.
Yes, Michael. Firing EMP.
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
WOMAN ON PA:
Please remain calm.
Active systems will be
going online immediately.
Please stay at your tables.
Again, please remain...
MIKE: KITT? KITT: The EMP may
have demagnetized the key.
Remagnetize it, then.
I am unable.
Twenty-two seconds.
Blow the cage, KITT.
(LASER FIRING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
WOMAN ON PA: Again. Please
remain calm. Backup systems...
Please stay at your tables.
Again. Please remain calm.
(PANTING)
What a rush.
(ALL CLAPPING)
Thank you, thank you.
You know, the real Virgo
was really never that good.
(GUN CLICKING)
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
There's a radio signal
coming from his left ear.
(SIGHS)
Sorry, man.
I really liked you.
Everybody out.
Come on, man.
Everybody out!
Let's go! Get out!
Come on, man. How are you
going to explain all this?
Explain what?
KITT: Billy, I cannot get
any response from Michael.
Yeah, me neither.
What's going on?
Sorry, baby.
I got to go.
I love you.
KITT.
I think Mike's in trouble.
If he's not with you,
how did he get away?
KITT: Michael drove off from the
robbery in a blue 1992 Civic.
SARAH: Zoe, tap into
Vegas Metro traffic. On it.
Searching video
for the vehicle now.
Cross-reference with any vehicles
with a Corsica Hotel logo.
Got him.
Industrial park,
west of the city,
off Desert Inn road.
KITT?
Attack Mode.
The police are on their way.
Police?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm holding the man who robbed the
Corsica Hotel and Casino until they arrive.
Now, here's how
it went down.
You robbed the casino. You fled
here to this empty warehouse
to hide the cash until, what,
the heat died down. Am I right?
But the brave chief of security
followed the bad guy here
and surprised me, while
I was stashing the loot.
And the would-be robber
was fatally wounded.
Not a big fan of the fatal part. Really?
Chief of security becomes
stuff of local legend.
And who knows? I might
be able to keep my job.
(CAPRICORN LAUGHS)
Sorry, Virgo. There's
really no other way.
(GUN CLICKING)
CAPRICORN: Oh,
that's much better.
(CAPRICORN PANTING)
Must feel pretty cool robbing
a casino like this, huh, pal?
(CRASHING)
(GUN FIRING)
Come to daddy. Marco?
What, no Polo?
(GUN FIRING)
(THUDDING)
There you are.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
KITT, xenons!
(EXCLAIMING) My eyes!
(PANTING) Hey. Did you win?
What?
Blackjack. Did you win?
(LAUGHS) I got pretty lucky.
KITT: I'm the latest iteration of the
Knight Industries Three Thousand.
It's a KITT 2.0.
The next generation shell.
Combination hydrogen-electric
hybrid propulsion system.
Integrated neural
network, 64 core processor.
Ultimately efficient,
completely self-contained,
eminently green.
The full specs. On paper.
Well, he is marvelous,
Charles. Absolutely beautiful.
KITT: Thank you,
Dr. Landafly.
My report.
Oh.
Due to KITT's
extreme efficiency,
the SSC actually
registers a carbon credit.
Well, if this data ends
up in Popular Science,
I'll know
where to find you.
You can find me at the
Marriott. Room 1706.
I'll see you tonight.
ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Chamber doors opening.
Great job, KITT.
Thank you, Dr. Graiman.
But the specifications
you presented to Dr. Landafly
were completely inaccurate.
Absolutely correct, KITT.
That means you
do not trust her.
Yet, you plan to
meet her at her hotel.
Correct again.
I do not understand.
One day, KITT.
One day, you will.
So? Tell us
about the girl.
Who? Courtney?
Yes, Courtney.
(SIGHS)
There's really not that much to tell.
Suffice to say, Billy played a
few hands, downed a couple of beers
and saved my butt
when it needed saving.
Mission accomplished.
We figured
you'd say that.
KITT, play back video of
Billy leaving the casino.
I am afraid I cannot. They
have been password protected.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Rats! Come on!
See, ladies? What happens
in Vegas, stays in KITT.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
SARAH: Come on.
ZOE: No.