Klovn (2005–2021): Season 8, Episode 6 - Falsk Pykker-alarm - full transcript
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- Hi. How are things in Africa?
- It's going very well.
- Are you getting much writing done?
- Yes. I'm getting much better at it.
I was praised yesterday.
He said I was a little Karen Blixen.
We had to to describe nature.
We were out on a safari.
What are you doing?
I'm just pottering about the kitchen.
I get a lot done at home.
- Let's do facetime. There's an elephant here!
- No! Not facetime, honey!
- Yes!
- Damn it, honey!
I can't see you. Frank quick.
It's just around the corner!
- Come now.
- Yes.
You took too long. It's gone now.
- Another one will come. It's Africa.
- I'm coming home tomorrow.
Should I pick you up?
- Yes. We agreed to that.
- I just wanted to confirm it.
- What about mom?
- She's multi-handicapped.
- She can't do anything by herself.
- I'm going to the bathroom.
We'll be done in a little while.
- Okay. See you soon.
- Yeah.
- Done.
- What are you making?
A cutlet with little potatoes and some sauce.
- Hey, hey. - I washed my hands.
- You have to explain to me what it is.
- It's red cabbage.
- I don't eat red cabbage.
- Then eat around it.
Can you explain to me why Mia went to Africa to write?
I don't know. It is a mystery.
It's crazy to start writing books at her age.
- Why can't you talk her out of it?
- What kind of hat is that?
- What kind of hat?
- This super nice summer hat.
You did not!
- Did anyone bags it?
- Put it back on the shelf!
It's Oles! It should be on the shelf.
- It's the sweetest memory I have.
- You have Mia.
I want you to put it in back place, do it now.
- Do you want me to fall over at home?
- What?
Help me find my alarm? I can't find it.
- You have to wear it.
- Sorry, sorry.
There. Try to shake it.
It beeps so it works.
- I'm going to the office.
- Don't forget Mia.
I will.
Cheers.
- I feel sorry for Pykker.
- Yes. She's all over the place.
- It's unfortunate that Mia is gone.
She could have stayed at home. She knew it too.
- Yes.
- Hey there. Nice to see you.
Here's your food.
Frank, it's beef carpaccio with truffle mayo.
We did the vegetarian version for you, Casper.
- Do you have time for a drink afterwards?
- This is my last night.
- Then we'll only have one glass.
- Have a nice meal.
- It's Hjortshøj's son.
- Yes. I know he's ...
Don't you miss having meat?
Yes, but I've promised Fnug not to eat meat.
- And what do you get again? - Rimjobs.
- It's not that exciting.
- You get licked in the butt?
It's a little boring, but I like the idea of it.
I can choose either way.
That's why I'm looking at you with that
Pykker shit. What do you get back?
Not a rim job.
- Oscar, it tasted great.
- Thank you for the food.
- Tell me if you know of any work.
- 100%.
- And piña colada.
- I only need one.
- Please shut up!
- I have to pick up Mia at 10 o'clock.
I'm sick of looking at you.
You're fucking under the slipper!
She travels around behaving like an idiot.
You have to take care of her
mother and pick her up.
Can I have another one of these?
See you, boys. I'm done.
No one's going home. Three drinks.
- Thanks for the drink.
- See you.
We need to sort some things out
before you get home.
Okay.
- So it's just...
- What?
I've been thinking about why our
relationship is so bad.
- Bad? - Yeah.
- Is it bad?
- We don't sacrifice for each other.
- Sacrifice?
- You're down there in Africa.
While I take care of your mother.
You get to write anywhere. It's just weird
that you're not doing anything for me.
Then what do you want, I'm listening.
I can tell you that you've never given me a rim job.
- What?
- You never kissed me in the ass.
No!
Hi. Has she come?
Not yet. Hi dad.
Hi.
- Good day.
- We made it.
- You stink of booze.
- I did drink a single beer.
It's damn stinky.
Are you going to pick up mom like
that? Have you been out all night?
I'm here. That's the important thing.
Here they come.
Take care.
Bye. Thank you and you too.
Where is your mother?
- Hi, are you from Kenya Travels?
- Yes, Kenya Travels. What can I help you with?
Did you have a traveler with you
named Mia Kristensen.
Yep, she didn't come.
- She didn't come?
- No, she didn't come.
- From Africa?
- Yes, from Africa.
She didn't want to come.
Have you left a travel participant in Nairobi?
- What do you mean?
- You're a guide.
Yes, but I'm not a babysitter.
Is that the African way to do things.
- Watch what you say.
I'm angry because you came
home without my wife.
You will stop waving the Danish People's
Party flag in front of me.
It's a Dannebrog flag.
I don't want you to wave it in front of my face!
It's Dannebrog. It is not a DF flag.
- DF has no patent on it.
- Honestly.
- She's obviously not here.
- Where is she?
I don't know. I talked to her last night.
- Did she say she wanted to come home?
- Yes.
- Did you quarrel?
- Now you're speculating.
But you're speculating right.
We've had a fight.
That may have been the reason.
But I'm not worried.
- You're leaving?
- Yeah.
That path is also mine. Can you see
the lake? All this belongs to me.
That's why I think the house should
have a name. It's like an estate.
I love Elton John. I could call it
Woodside just like his house.
- Are you listening? - What?
- You're not listening.
- Yes, yes.
- What should the house be called then?
- Elton John.
- Why would it be called that?
Who has a house called Elton John? Not even
Elton John has a house called Elton John.
His house is called Woodside,
and I could call it that.
Are you listening to me!
I'm worried about my wife. How would
you be if Fnug was in Africa?
Yes. There are tribal wars,
abductions... and temptations.
A couple of big, black guys.
No woman can stand it.
- I'm not so worried about that.
- It's both scary and mischievous.
I got a damn rim job this morning.
It's one of the horniest I've ever had.
- She kisses my ass.
- I know. She's coming.
- Hello Darling. We were just talking about you.
- What have you done with Mia?
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
- Mia hasn't returned home from Africa.
- She didn't come home?
- We've become distant.
- No.
I could feel your energy was down.
I have a good friend. Lotus.
- She does grief coaching.
- I don't need a grief coach.
- If she's dead, it's very nice.
- I'm talking to the travel agency.
- Then they can contact the hotel.
- I'll get Lotus to call you.
- Don't contact a grief coach.
- See you later.
- Don't contact anyone.
- It can be theraputic.
- I'm not miserable.
- Yes you are, you didn't even like Elton John
You're all upset.
- Let me investigate something first.
Hello there. Frank from the airport.
- Do you have two minutes?
- Come in and sit down.
We got off on the wrong foot.
Sorry if I sounded prejudiced.
- That's how it is. - I was a little surprised.
I haven't heard from her. I want to know if
you've heard anything.
No I haven't. Maybe she wants to
experience Africa.
Alone. So...
What about Boko Haram?
What if she was kidnapped?
I've heard of captives sitting there for four years.
- Boko Haram. Where did you get this?
- Yes, some tribe.
- What kind of hat is that?
- What?
- Your hat. It offends me.
- And I'm missing my wife.
Bloody hell. Again, we have to fight.
I will not let myself go there again.
- What's wrong with it?
- It's a racist hat.
- A racist hat ?!
- Yes, it's Morten Messerschmidt's hat.
- No, it's not.
- Honestly! Shame on you!
- You've lost my wife.
- She didn't want to come home!
She's an adult woman. We're talking
about your racist hat. Take it off.
- I can wear what I want.
- Not here. Take it off!
- I don't care about finding your wife.
- Then I'm leaving.
I think it's about your mother being
angry with me and punishing me.
And it makes me look stupid.
- Isn't it your own fault?
- Didn't you argue?
- Yes. Your mother was as well.
What were you arguing about?
I talked about getting wiser with age -
- and how new doors are opened.
Things that used to be wrong -
- suddenly turn out to be exciting.
A bit of spice.
I asked your mom to give me a rim job.
What's that?
It's a butt kiss.
That, some say, is a gesture of love.
You sacrifice yourself and kiss
each other in the seagull.
Your mother didn't want to, so one thing led to another.
Yep, I've heard enough.
- You make it sound disgusting.
- It does sound disgusting.
- You can say that about all sex.
- I don't want to think about it.
Know that I have no pleasure in
telling you about rimjobs.
- Okay.
- Yes ...
Yes. See you.
Fie. Are you feeding Pykker tonight?
No, Dad. I'm not.
Who is it?
It's me. Here's the pizza.
A delicious one. A few are missing.
So, I don't care. You can take it with you.
In the trash with it. I don't eat anything like that.
- You've eaten everything.
- Then we'll say, it's good for today.
- Thanks.
- You shouldn't go to bed hungry.
- I'm just making a call.
- No more pizzas for me.
No, no.
- I don't eat them.
- That's another conversation.
Hi Oscar. It's Frank Hvam.
Now you must listen, Pykker.
- I've hired you a chef.
- What?
Lars Hjortshøj's son, Oscar.
He'll come every day and make
you a three-course meal.
All the best food.
- There, we solved it.
- Yes. Thanks.
I'm not 100% worried, but I'm 50% worried.
I'll call again tomorrow.
- Thanks for the help. Bye.
- Something new?
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs isn't
looking for her. They think she left me.
- You're the type who gets abandoned.
- I've never been abandoned.
- How many relationships have you had?
- Four.
- Four. They've all been with Mia.
- No. I've had other ones too.
She left. I called three weeks later
and said it was over.
- It's a fifty-fifty.
- Yes.
Dude, may I ask a question that's a little sour?
Yeah.
Did you notice a bad smell from Fnug's mouth?
- Hell yes. Absolutely awful.
- Shit.
If she licks you every day, she will smell.
I think of my own ass when I kiss her.
- I can understand that.
- Then I have to give up rim jobs for sure.
Have you looked into the house name?
Have you found anything good for me?
Yes. I've looked at it, but it's not that easy.
- What do you mean?
- The house was formerly named.
That makes it difficult. Especially when
you want it on Google Maps.
Just solve the task.
It must mean something personal.
This is how this company works.
You want a secret address. Then your house
shouldn't be called Woodside.
It's not called Casper Christensen's home.
- They can only see it from above with Google.
- They can also find the address.
- Not everyone has a plane.
- They can drive.
They don't drive up in the air.
You only see Google Maps from above.
In any case, you have to get it done.
Bo, are you worried about Mia?
- Why? - Because she has not come home.
Well, yes. We've talked a little bit about it.
Don't interupt now.
Then it must be a crap family.
No one misses Mia except me.
Speak properly. We have a young
person that we take care of.
- I'll speak how I want.
- Frank, I know you're nervous.
Don't let it affect others. Thanks.
Aren't you going to go over to
Pykker and cook? Hello?
- No. I've hired a chef.
- Huh. Smart.
Oscar Hjortshøj. He cooks three dishes.
- Stop. You did not send Oscar.
- Yes.
Are you completely nuts?!
- Why do say that?
- He's a chef.
He also fucks old ladies.
We were at Basso surrounded by old ladies.
Everyone is talking about it.
You know big Hjortshøj.
- His genes have passed on.
- Does he rape them?
The declaration of consent will not be signed.
- Pykkers alarm.
- Let's drive.
Why didn't you say that at Basso?!
Poor Pykker. If he touches her, I'll kill him!
Pykker, are you okay?
Pykker.
- Pykker.
- What happened?
- Did you fuck?
- What are you doing?
We thought you were assaulted or raped.
- Raped?
- Yes, or had intercourse.
- I heard the alarm and got nervous.
- You shouldn't be.
It's nice to see you. Pie. Is it quiche?
Frank. Get rid of that hat.
Get rid of that hat.
- I put it on when we came in.
- You know where it belongs.
- Bye. - Out on the shelf where it belongs.
- Now I've lost a hat.
- What do you want?
That she's being raped?
- Or that you lose your hat?
- I'm happy with the hat.
It's funny that we think Oscar has slammed Pykker.
- It's Lars' boy.
- It's an urban myth.
- Which we helped to start.
- If he does, I won't pay him.
Hey darling.
Hi Frank. I just wanted to hear how you were.
- Hi. Let Frank be.
- I called Lotus.
- She's probably going to help you.
- He's good. We'll sit and talk.
Well, take care of him.
- Thank you, Fnug.
- That's good, Fnug.
- What did she say?
- Shut up, she stinks.
Hi. Hi, I had to come by.
- My name is Lotus.
- Okay. Yes Yes.
But, I said I don't need a grief coach.
I can understand that.
I can well understand that it is easier to deny things.
Shall we not talk about it? You're not okay.
- I'm not in classic grief.
- What does classic grief mean to you?
That is, if you are sure that someone is dead.
I'm just annoyed, but I can talk
about that if you want.
We have a method by which to treat grief.
You hold on to something, you remember
it and then you let go
I'm not really sad.
- So ...
- We'll start here.
Then you can come here and lie down.
Would you like to tell us more about
that irritation, anger or sadness?
It's a big failure.
She doesn't sacrifice herself for me.
I've talked to her about it.
That was what our quarrel was about.
What's going on?
Hey darling! Hi!
No, how good to see you!
Hi! Welcome home!
- Who is it visiting?
- It's a grief coach.
- I thought your mother was dead.
- What?
Then Fnug sent Lotus to sort out the grief.
It's been very nice.
I'm leaving now. Nice to meet you.
- At least I'm not dead.
- No. It's great.
Well...
No! What is it?!
Is it a spear?!
A gift for me?! Thanks honey!
Wow, I'm glad you got it! Dad has a spear!
It's a breathing tube.
- You have to inhale through it.
- Yes, it's a breathing tube.
Wow, what fun!
Nice.
Homecoming cookies.
- Sorry, for not coming sooner.
- Don't apologize.
I can see that I should have just talked to you.
- I was angry.
- That would have been nice.
Sorry for all the nonsense I said on the phone.
Yeah.
I'd gotten drunk. You sacrifice yourself all the time.
- God, it's mom. - Yes.
- Then we must ... - Calm down. She's not alone.
Oscar is there. I have hired him as a chef.
I don't like it if she's fallen.
- She didn't fall.
- You don't know that.
- She's set it off many times.
- Are you okay to come with me?
If anything has happened, we must
be able to help her.
- Mom?
- Calm down, darling.
Mom?
- She's not here.
- Is she upstairs?
Hey Mia! Welcome.
Did we have a meeting?
- No, but the alarm went off.
- It does it all the time.
- What are you doing?
- We're having fun.
- Do you want food?
- It's a little disgusting.
What's disgusting?
They are allowed to have intercourse.
I guess there is consent.
There is consent. Frank, because you've
been so good, you can have Ole's hat.
How nice.
- Do you think so?
- Yes. You deserve it.
You have to take it now and you have to
put it on. Mia, isn't that a good idea?
- Thank you, Pykker. Does it suit me?
- We're going.
- Hi. - Hey.
- Have you also started giving rim jobs?
- Well discovered.
- It's disgusting.
- That's why I brush my teeth.
The house is named and it's everywhere.
- Yes. So people can see it.
- Exactly.
But I went with the original name. It couldn't be called Woodside.
- Stop. It's the same as Elton John's house.
- It couldn't be done.
- What's the name?
- The breathing hole.
Is my house called the breathing hole on Google Maps?
- What are you laughing at?
- It's funny.
That a family with bad breath has a
house called the Breathing Hole.
Then I should call it the asshole.
Happy Sunday.
Yes. Hi.
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- Hi. How are things in Africa?
- It's going very well.
- Are you getting much writing done?
- Yes. I'm getting much better at it.
I was praised yesterday.
He said I was a little Karen Blixen.
We had to to describe nature.
We were out on a safari.
What are you doing?
I'm just pottering about the kitchen.
I get a lot done at home.
- Let's do facetime. There's an elephant here!
- No! Not facetime, honey!
- Yes!
- Damn it, honey!
I can't see you. Frank quick.
It's just around the corner!
- Come now.
- Yes.
You took too long. It's gone now.
- Another one will come. It's Africa.
- I'm coming home tomorrow.
Should I pick you up?
- Yes. We agreed to that.
- I just wanted to confirm it.
- What about mom?
- She's multi-handicapped.
- She can't do anything by herself.
- I'm going to the bathroom.
We'll be done in a little while.
- Okay. See you soon.
- Yeah.
- Done.
- What are you making?
A cutlet with little potatoes and some sauce.
- Hey, hey. - I washed my hands.
- You have to explain to me what it is.
- It's red cabbage.
- I don't eat red cabbage.
- Then eat around it.
Can you explain to me why Mia went to Africa to write?
I don't know. It is a mystery.
It's crazy to start writing books at her age.
- Why can't you talk her out of it?
- What kind of hat is that?
- What kind of hat?
- This super nice summer hat.
You did not!
- Did anyone bags it?
- Put it back on the shelf!
It's Oles! It should be on the shelf.
- It's the sweetest memory I have.
- You have Mia.
I want you to put it in back place, do it now.
- Do you want me to fall over at home?
- What?
Help me find my alarm? I can't find it.
- You have to wear it.
- Sorry, sorry.
There. Try to shake it.
It beeps so it works.
- I'm going to the office.
- Don't forget Mia.
I will.
Cheers.
- I feel sorry for Pykker.
- Yes. She's all over the place.
- It's unfortunate that Mia is gone.
She could have stayed at home. She knew it too.
- Yes.
- Hey there. Nice to see you.
Here's your food.
Frank, it's beef carpaccio with truffle mayo.
We did the vegetarian version for you, Casper.
- Do you have time for a drink afterwards?
- This is my last night.
- Then we'll only have one glass.
- Have a nice meal.
- It's Hjortshøj's son.
- Yes. I know he's ...
Don't you miss having meat?
Yes, but I've promised Fnug not to eat meat.
- And what do you get again? - Rimjobs.
- It's not that exciting.
- You get licked in the butt?
It's a little boring, but I like the idea of it.
I can choose either way.
That's why I'm looking at you with that
Pykker shit. What do you get back?
Not a rim job.
- Oscar, it tasted great.
- Thank you for the food.
- Tell me if you know of any work.
- 100%.
- And piña colada.
- I only need one.
- Please shut up!
- I have to pick up Mia at 10 o'clock.
I'm sick of looking at you.
You're fucking under the slipper!
She travels around behaving like an idiot.
You have to take care of her
mother and pick her up.
Can I have another one of these?
See you, boys. I'm done.
No one's going home. Three drinks.
- Thanks for the drink.
- See you.
We need to sort some things out
before you get home.
Okay.
- So it's just...
- What?
I've been thinking about why our
relationship is so bad.
- Bad? - Yeah.
- Is it bad?
- We don't sacrifice for each other.
- Sacrifice?
- You're down there in Africa.
While I take care of your mother.
You get to write anywhere. It's just weird
that you're not doing anything for me.
Then what do you want, I'm listening.
I can tell you that you've never given me a rim job.
- What?
- You never kissed me in the ass.
No!
Hi. Has she come?
Not yet. Hi dad.
Hi.
- Good day.
- We made it.
- You stink of booze.
- I did drink a single beer.
It's damn stinky.
Are you going to pick up mom like
that? Have you been out all night?
I'm here. That's the important thing.
Here they come.
Take care.
Bye. Thank you and you too.
Where is your mother?
- Hi, are you from Kenya Travels?
- Yes, Kenya Travels. What can I help you with?
Did you have a traveler with you
named Mia Kristensen.
Yep, she didn't come.
- She didn't come?
- No, she didn't come.
- From Africa?
- Yes, from Africa.
She didn't want to come.
Have you left a travel participant in Nairobi?
- What do you mean?
- You're a guide.
Yes, but I'm not a babysitter.
Is that the African way to do things.
- Watch what you say.
I'm angry because you came
home without my wife.
You will stop waving the Danish People's
Party flag in front of me.
It's a Dannebrog flag.
I don't want you to wave it in front of my face!
It's Dannebrog. It is not a DF flag.
- DF has no patent on it.
- Honestly.
- She's obviously not here.
- Where is she?
I don't know. I talked to her last night.
- Did she say she wanted to come home?
- Yes.
- Did you quarrel?
- Now you're speculating.
But you're speculating right.
We've had a fight.
That may have been the reason.
But I'm not worried.
- You're leaving?
- Yeah.
That path is also mine. Can you see
the lake? All this belongs to me.
That's why I think the house should
have a name. It's like an estate.
I love Elton John. I could call it
Woodside just like his house.
- Are you listening? - What?
- You're not listening.
- Yes, yes.
- What should the house be called then?
- Elton John.
- Why would it be called that?
Who has a house called Elton John? Not even
Elton John has a house called Elton John.
His house is called Woodside,
and I could call it that.
Are you listening to me!
I'm worried about my wife. How would
you be if Fnug was in Africa?
Yes. There are tribal wars,
abductions... and temptations.
A couple of big, black guys.
No woman can stand it.
- I'm not so worried about that.
- It's both scary and mischievous.
I got a damn rim job this morning.
It's one of the horniest I've ever had.
- She kisses my ass.
- I know. She's coming.
- Hello Darling. We were just talking about you.
- What have you done with Mia?
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
- Mia hasn't returned home from Africa.
- She didn't come home?
- We've become distant.
- No.
I could feel your energy was down.
I have a good friend. Lotus.
- She does grief coaching.
- I don't need a grief coach.
- If she's dead, it's very nice.
- I'm talking to the travel agency.
- Then they can contact the hotel.
- I'll get Lotus to call you.
- Don't contact a grief coach.
- See you later.
- Don't contact anyone.
- It can be theraputic.
- I'm not miserable.
- Yes you are, you didn't even like Elton John
You're all upset.
- Let me investigate something first.
Hello there. Frank from the airport.
- Do you have two minutes?
- Come in and sit down.
We got off on the wrong foot.
Sorry if I sounded prejudiced.
- That's how it is. - I was a little surprised.
I haven't heard from her. I want to know if
you've heard anything.
No I haven't. Maybe she wants to
experience Africa.
Alone. So...
What about Boko Haram?
What if she was kidnapped?
I've heard of captives sitting there for four years.
- Boko Haram. Where did you get this?
- Yes, some tribe.
- What kind of hat is that?
- What?
- Your hat. It offends me.
- And I'm missing my wife.
Bloody hell. Again, we have to fight.
I will not let myself go there again.
- What's wrong with it?
- It's a racist hat.
- A racist hat ?!
- Yes, it's Morten Messerschmidt's hat.
- No, it's not.
- Honestly! Shame on you!
- You've lost my wife.
- She didn't want to come home!
She's an adult woman. We're talking
about your racist hat. Take it off.
- I can wear what I want.
- Not here. Take it off!
- I don't care about finding your wife.
- Then I'm leaving.
I think it's about your mother being
angry with me and punishing me.
And it makes me look stupid.
- Isn't it your own fault?
- Didn't you argue?
- Yes. Your mother was as well.
What were you arguing about?
I talked about getting wiser with age -
- and how new doors are opened.
Things that used to be wrong -
- suddenly turn out to be exciting.
A bit of spice.
I asked your mom to give me a rim job.
What's that?
It's a butt kiss.
That, some say, is a gesture of love.
You sacrifice yourself and kiss
each other in the seagull.
Your mother didn't want to, so one thing led to another.
Yep, I've heard enough.
- You make it sound disgusting.
- It does sound disgusting.
- You can say that about all sex.
- I don't want to think about it.
Know that I have no pleasure in
telling you about rimjobs.
- Okay.
- Yes ...
Yes. See you.
Fie. Are you feeding Pykker tonight?
No, Dad. I'm not.
Who is it?
It's me. Here's the pizza.
A delicious one. A few are missing.
So, I don't care. You can take it with you.
In the trash with it. I don't eat anything like that.
- You've eaten everything.
- Then we'll say, it's good for today.
- Thanks.
- You shouldn't go to bed hungry.
- I'm just making a call.
- No more pizzas for me.
No, no.
- I don't eat them.
- That's another conversation.
Hi Oscar. It's Frank Hvam.
Now you must listen, Pykker.
- I've hired you a chef.
- What?
Lars Hjortshøj's son, Oscar.
He'll come every day and make
you a three-course meal.
All the best food.
- There, we solved it.
- Yes. Thanks.
I'm not 100% worried, but I'm 50% worried.
I'll call again tomorrow.
- Thanks for the help. Bye.
- Something new?
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs isn't
looking for her. They think she left me.
- You're the type who gets abandoned.
- I've never been abandoned.
- How many relationships have you had?
- Four.
- Four. They've all been with Mia.
- No. I've had other ones too.
She left. I called three weeks later
and said it was over.
- It's a fifty-fifty.
- Yes.
Dude, may I ask a question that's a little sour?
Yeah.
Did you notice a bad smell from Fnug's mouth?
- Hell yes. Absolutely awful.
- Shit.
If she licks you every day, she will smell.
I think of my own ass when I kiss her.
- I can understand that.
- Then I have to give up rim jobs for sure.
Have you looked into the house name?
Have you found anything good for me?
Yes. I've looked at it, but it's not that easy.
- What do you mean?
- The house was formerly named.
That makes it difficult. Especially when
you want it on Google Maps.
Just solve the task.
It must mean something personal.
This is how this company works.
You want a secret address. Then your house
shouldn't be called Woodside.
It's not called Casper Christensen's home.
- They can only see it from above with Google.
- They can also find the address.
- Not everyone has a plane.
- They can drive.
They don't drive up in the air.
You only see Google Maps from above.
In any case, you have to get it done.
Bo, are you worried about Mia?
- Why? - Because she has not come home.
Well, yes. We've talked a little bit about it.
Don't interupt now.
Then it must be a crap family.
No one misses Mia except me.
Speak properly. We have a young
person that we take care of.
- I'll speak how I want.
- Frank, I know you're nervous.
Don't let it affect others. Thanks.
Aren't you going to go over to
Pykker and cook? Hello?
- No. I've hired a chef.
- Huh. Smart.
Oscar Hjortshøj. He cooks three dishes.
- Stop. You did not send Oscar.
- Yes.
Are you completely nuts?!
- Why do say that?
- He's a chef.
He also fucks old ladies.
We were at Basso surrounded by old ladies.
Everyone is talking about it.
You know big Hjortshøj.
- His genes have passed on.
- Does he rape them?
The declaration of consent will not be signed.
- Pykkers alarm.
- Let's drive.
Why didn't you say that at Basso?!
Poor Pykker. If he touches her, I'll kill him!
Pykker, are you okay?
Pykker.
- Pykker.
- What happened?
- Did you fuck?
- What are you doing?
We thought you were assaulted or raped.
- Raped?
- Yes, or had intercourse.
- I heard the alarm and got nervous.
- You shouldn't be.
It's nice to see you. Pie. Is it quiche?
Frank. Get rid of that hat.
Get rid of that hat.
- I put it on when we came in.
- You know where it belongs.
- Bye. - Out on the shelf where it belongs.
- Now I've lost a hat.
- What do you want?
That she's being raped?
- Or that you lose your hat?
- I'm happy with the hat.
It's funny that we think Oscar has slammed Pykker.
- It's Lars' boy.
- It's an urban myth.
- Which we helped to start.
- If he does, I won't pay him.
Hey darling.
Hi Frank. I just wanted to hear how you were.
- Hi. Let Frank be.
- I called Lotus.
- She's probably going to help you.
- He's good. We'll sit and talk.
Well, take care of him.
- Thank you, Fnug.
- That's good, Fnug.
- What did she say?
- Shut up, she stinks.
Hi. Hi, I had to come by.
- My name is Lotus.
- Okay. Yes Yes.
But, I said I don't need a grief coach.
I can understand that.
I can well understand that it is easier to deny things.
Shall we not talk about it? You're not okay.
- I'm not in classic grief.
- What does classic grief mean to you?
That is, if you are sure that someone is dead.
I'm just annoyed, but I can talk
about that if you want.
We have a method by which to treat grief.
You hold on to something, you remember
it and then you let go
I'm not really sad.
- So ...
- We'll start here.
Then you can come here and lie down.
Would you like to tell us more about
that irritation, anger or sadness?
It's a big failure.
She doesn't sacrifice herself for me.
I've talked to her about it.
That was what our quarrel was about.
What's going on?
Hey darling! Hi!
No, how good to see you!
Hi! Welcome home!
- Who is it visiting?
- It's a grief coach.
- I thought your mother was dead.
- What?
Then Fnug sent Lotus to sort out the grief.
It's been very nice.
I'm leaving now. Nice to meet you.
- At least I'm not dead.
- No. It's great.
Well...
No! What is it?!
Is it a spear?!
A gift for me?! Thanks honey!
Wow, I'm glad you got it! Dad has a spear!
It's a breathing tube.
- You have to inhale through it.
- Yes, it's a breathing tube.
Wow, what fun!
Nice.
Homecoming cookies.
- Sorry, for not coming sooner.
- Don't apologize.
I can see that I should have just talked to you.
- I was angry.
- That would have been nice.
Sorry for all the nonsense I said on the phone.
Yeah.
I'd gotten drunk. You sacrifice yourself all the time.
- God, it's mom. - Yes.
- Then we must ... - Calm down. She's not alone.
Oscar is there. I have hired him as a chef.
I don't like it if she's fallen.
- She didn't fall.
- You don't know that.
- She's set it off many times.
- Are you okay to come with me?
If anything has happened, we must
be able to help her.
- Mom?
- Calm down, darling.
Mom?
- She's not here.
- Is she upstairs?
Hey Mia! Welcome.
Did we have a meeting?
- No, but the alarm went off.
- It does it all the time.
- What are you doing?
- We're having fun.
- Do you want food?
- It's a little disgusting.
What's disgusting?
They are allowed to have intercourse.
I guess there is consent.
There is consent. Frank, because you've
been so good, you can have Ole's hat.
How nice.
- Do you think so?
- Yes. You deserve it.
You have to take it now and you have to
put it on. Mia, isn't that a good idea?
- Thank you, Pykker. Does it suit me?
- We're going.
- Hi. - Hey.
- Have you also started giving rim jobs?
- Well discovered.
- It's disgusting.
- That's why I brush my teeth.
The house is named and it's everywhere.
- Yes. So people can see it.
- Exactly.
But I went with the original name. It couldn't be called Woodside.
- Stop. It's the same as Elton John's house.
- It couldn't be done.
- What's the name?
- The breathing hole.
Is my house called the breathing hole on Google Maps?
- What are you laughing at?
- It's funny.
That a family with bad breath has a
house called the Breathing Hole.
Then I should call it the asshole.
Happy Sunday.
Yes. Hi.