Klovn (2005–2021): Season 8, Episode 4 - Balling vs Bahs - full transcript
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Did you two color coordinate your clothes?
You look like you're from Scientology.
- Mia said I should wear it.
- It's the only one you can fit in.
- Fnug and I have ...
- A little present for you.
- It's for both of you.
- Why?
- Just because.
- Are you going to open it?
Yes. "Gut with charm.
All about an underrated organ".
- We've been happy with it.
- Give it a try. You too, Frank.
Fnug has had her stool analyzed.
We found out that I ate too much eggplant.
When I quit, I much felt better.
- And I can see further.
- Yes.
It just needs to be brown, soft and together.
- Let's check our stools.
- No. That's just bad news.
- But you need to know they're fine.
- That's a good idea.
- We're ready to order.
- I like the tartared venison ...
We once went on a trip in the Black Forest area.
We're sitting in there and ordering this venison -
- it was the nicest, small little place, I ask the waiter ...
Does that story pass the "interest
test"? Try running the interest test.
- Can I finish telling it?
- I would like to order the vegetarian.
We'll take two tartares of venison
and two apple pies.
Yep.
I should have ordered vegetarian.
It costs more on the menu.
Yes. You're learning.
You're interrupting me. It's just so annoying.
- Well, there's nothing in it, does it pass the
interest test?
- What is the interest test?
You check a story according to the following criteria:
Is it relevant? Is it interesting? Is it necessary?
It was neither interesting nor necessary.
Good morning.
Did you sleep well?
What?
Are you working on the book?
- Yes I am.
- I don't put much store in all that.
That the stomach should decide it all,
that's nonsense.
- What time is it? I must go.
- Yes. Where are you going?
I'm going to Maude's and to a
Planning and Technology meeting.
I'll go. There are guys in Planning and Technology.
- I speak their language.
- What the hell is that to say?
I'm afraid there'll be beep beep in it.
You have to be precise and concrete.
Otherwise we lose the deal.
Then we have a neighboring house with a tile roof -
- which dazzles us when we eat.
Complaining is the man's job.
If we had friends in there, I'd send you.
Get your stool checked.
It smells bad every time you go to the toilet.
- You mix things up.
- Sour.
Sour smell.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Thanks for last night.
- You are welcome.
Shall we do that stool test? I mean it.
I don't need to do a stool test. I'm healthy and well.
Then it will be fine. What are you doing?
- Have you read the Politiken?
- No.
- It's just because you're mentioned in it.
- So let's see it.
You're being compared to Balling and Bahs.
- Are we compared to them?
- Yes.
- It's Henrik Palle.
- Do you know who that is?
They made "The Olsen Gang". Show a
little more respect for Bahs and Balling.
Or for Balling and Bahs.
- I'm Balling.
- I'm also Balling.
No. With Balling or Bahs, I'm Balling.
Don't listen to Frank.
- I can also be Balling.
- Let it go now.
That's nice, we're called that,
but you don't mean that.
- I'm not a Bahs.
- I'm the man at the helm.
Well Frank ... You make it sound negative.
Lift yourself up. Be positive.
Balling has the overview and the
ideas. I also bring them to life.
- You're Bahs because you have glasses.
- Matador's personal frames.
- You'd never thought of that.
- Red. Kurt Ravn.
He's a social democratic figure.
One doesn't think social democratically.
- Balling was a Social Democrat.
- I want to be Balling.
There's no reason to forget who is who.
- I'm leaving.
- You can't go in the middle of the conversation.
- Where are you going?
- My neighbors want to put tile roofs on.
- What can you do about it?
- I have to complain.
- See ya. Bye Bo.
- Bye, Bahs.
- I'm looking for Planning and Technology.
- That's me. I'm Lola, you're Frank, are you?
- Yes.
- Let's go in to the meeting room.
Okay. You work in Planning and Technology.
Yes. Just sit down. I'm just reading out about your case.
I thought I was going to talk to an old man.
- Is that the stereotype?
- I'm never one to judge...
- Have you come across anyone like me?
- They are usually old people.
Then it's good, you can try something new.
I can see that you have a complaint going on.
Yes, or I'm unhappy that my neighbor ...
- I have to answer that.
- That's fine.
I don't usually do that.
I'm in the middle of a divorce.
There are some things that need to be done.
I don't know the details, but your ex-husband
is clearly poorly sighted.
We can agree on that.
I feel a little like this:
"Out with the old. In with the new."
That's how you should look at it.
A divorce is super difficult.
You shouldn't go down with the ship.
There is a new day tomorrow.
I found out that I feel much better
without him. He weighed me down.
I know how it feels.
- Have you experienced it yourself?
- I've tried gaining weight.
Are you also divorced, you seem
to know so much about it?
- Do you feel relieved now then?
- Yes, I'm with you? 100%.
You feel a new energy in it.
Shall we just look at the black glazed tile roof?
- Yes, yes.
- You have a pretty good case.
I was just about to move to the country.
Now that you're alone, you can do whatever you want.
Yes I can. You are hereby invited.
- That would be super nice.
- It does sound really nice.
- It's a good aftertaste.
- Really delicious.
- Hello.
- Hi. Do you have time off?
No. I'm going to the hospital in an hour.
I wish I had free time. Frank.
- Mia says that your stool smells bad.
- What?
I thought maybe we should check it out.
I've talked about it with Casper.
I said no thank you.
- I also say no thank you.
- Let me ask some questions.
Does it float or sink?
I don't have to account for my stool.
- Do you hear it hitting the water?
- It's on the edges.
- Then it comes out strong.
- Is water is foggy afterwards.
Foggy water may be the first sign of Crohn's disease -
- where the intestines do not have the natural flora.
You should read this too.
- Do you believe in that book?
- 100%. Now you have to see.
These glasses are for stool testing -
- and I would like to test it for you in all discretion.
Then we can close this case. You dip this in.
- There is a depression.
- I studied as a vet.
- I know that.
- Now you do that test.
Then we don't have to talk any more about it.
Take them.
Take them. Go and get it done.
Do you think I look fat, honey?
- Yes I think so.
- I may have to lose weight.
- It looks good.
- Try to relax.
- That's completely relaxed.
- It's horrible.
How was the municipality?
Well... it went well.
How did it go?
I presented our case clearly and objectively.
- Did he understand it?
- Yes. It was a good meeting.
- She was a nice lady.
- She? Was it a she?
Was it a lady or a man?
Well... it was a lady.
I thought you went to talk to a man.
That's why you went.
It was a lady. An older, slightly dusty lady.
- She was simply so beautiful.
- Tell me what she looked like.
She was dark. Beautiful, curly hair.
- No! Did you flirt?
- We flirted back and forth.
I think she got the impression that I was divorced.
If only I could go to the municipality and complain.
There is always something to complain
about up in the municipality.
By the way, I got a new ringtone.
Listen. Guess what?
- No!
- Yes. It's Balling. I'm Balling, you're Bahs.
Downloading a ringtone doesn't settle it.
- It does then.
- Then I download "Olsen Banden".
Andreas wants me to give a stool sample.
- Because of the book?
- Mia talks about stools all the time.
Makes you want to marry someone else.
- Then take that stool sample!
- Why?
- Because it's fun!
- Make sausages in a bucket?
We'll see who has the best stool.
If I have a good stool, will I be Balling?
The one with the best stool is Balling.
- Do you dare?
- My stool is pure Balling.
- I'm finished.
- Are you?
Yes. Just give me a hand.
Here. Here, Frank.
- What are you doing?
- The skier.
- Squatting?
- It's the most natural way.
- Can you pee like that?
- Do you mind closing the door?
I want to stop mucking about.
Excuse me?
- Your dog has dirtied on the sidewalk.
- Yes, I'm sorry.
May I ask who will pick up guide dogs poo?
- You can do that.
- Should I?
Hire an assistant for that.
- Come on.
What's this?
That's my stool.
- In my Tupperware?
- So it doesn't leak.
It's disgusting that you've put it in the fridge.
It has to be below five degrees so that
it's fresh when Andreas picks it up.
- Can 't you take it over to him?
- It's your project, honey.
Casper's sausage is in it too.
Lars, if you need adventure, you have
to go up to Planning and Technology.
You'll see her there. She's cute.
I thought they were some boring types.
- It's a stereotype.
- That's fantastic.
- Well, bread!
- There is also some white bread.
- White bread.
- No, it's there again.
That's the forest damage. We have forest damage.
It's rare here in town. Two years ago we had the same.
Honey, can it pass the interest test?
I don't know.
- Excuse me.
- Let's just toast. Cheers.
Cheers.
- You need to get her under control.
- It's alright, she's fine.
What the hell ?! There we have him!
The master of them all.
- Hi Andreas.
- Hello.
I got the results of your stool tests.
Who's Balling?
Casper, can I just talk to you?
- Yes.
- It doesn't look good.
Can you explain? Is something wrong with me?
Your stool test shows that something is quite wrong.
I'm shitting. Could it not be because of that?
No. Listen to this. I brought an ambulance.
We have a room in the hospital ready
to do a endoscope examination.
I'll be there.
- Is it that serious?
- Yes.
- It's not cancer, is it?
- It is possible. Come on.
Casper, Casper, then I'm probably Balling.
- He didn't seem healthy either.
- He's not even a bit.
I cheated on the stool sample. I put in dog shit.
That's not funny. He thinks he will die.
Honey. I'm kidding him. There's dog
shit in his sample.
- Did you put in dog shit?
- I don't think that's funny.
I don't think so either.
They've been taken to hospital.
Off! Get it stopped!
- Have they been driven?
- Yes!
- You could hear that!
- I just finished eating.
- Absolutely crazy that the dog has cancer.
- I had a camera in my ass.
- Are you insane?
- Excuse me.
- For no reason.
- Yes Yes.
I've had Andreas' finger in my ass. I don't like it.
- Why did you have it in your ass?
- I didn't ask any questions.
- I would've.
- You know you're fine.
I knew that in advance. I knew my stools were good.
Now we have to state that I'm Balling.
No, no, no. My stool is not checked.
Now it must stop. I'm going crazy.
Casper.
Kurt Ravn.
It's red from "Matador". He knew Balling.
From "Matador".
Bahs was the set designer. Couldn't he decide that?
He'll tell us who Balling is.
- What's his feeling?
- What does he see?
- Let's do that.
- Kurt is the witness to the truth.
Balling, Bahs. Whatever he says. Whatever.
Well.
Nothing to brag about.
- Hey, Kurt. It's Casper and Frank.
- We just came by.
- We just want to say good recovery.
- Are you visiting me?
- We want to know how you are doing.
- And to see you.
- That was nice of you.
- There is something we want to ask you.
- We have a discussion going on.
- A silly little thing.
It's nonsense really. If Casper and I were
Balling and Bahs, who would be who?
Who is Bahs and who is Balling?
- You knew Balling on "Matador".
- Yes I did.
Yes, he was ...
- He was probably one of the best.
- A giant star.
There is a general perception that I am Balling.
But now you've influenced it. Then I should also say...
Balling studied to be a veterinarian.
- I've done the same.
- I was born on Funen.
I've only had one wife. You've had many.
- Bahs wore glasses.
- We will not influence Kurt.
I'm quite popular. It's not easy.
You shouldn't be afraid to disappoint Frank.
If I have to say choose one -
- then I say -
- that it is you who is Ba ...
- Excuse me.
- That I am who?
- Are you relatives?
- Yes, we know him.
- We are actually ...
- It's you who's Ba ...
- He needs rest.
- We'll go when he's finished coughing.
- You're Ba ...
- You have to go now.
- He needs rest.
- Is that Frank you mean?
- It's time to go now.
- It's you he's thinking.
- He looked at you and said Bahs.
- No. He said Ba ...
You can't cough an L.
- He said Ba ...
- Yes, and looked at you.
- It could be Balling.
- Not when he coughs!
You can't cough L! He coughed an H and an S!
We'll come back tomorrow.
I can also call Marlene Schwartz.
- Yes.
- It's Frank from number six.
I've examined your dog's faeces.
You should call a veterinarian.
It may have cancer. You can give this folder to the vet.
Good day.
If that dog hadn't had cancer,
I would have been Balling.
- Oh dear.
- Are you expecting guests?
- Hello.
- My name is Lola. Is Frank home?
- Can I come in?
- Yes.
- What do you say your name was?
- My name is Lola.
I'm from the Frederiksberg municipality.
Frank has sent a complaint regarding the
neighbour's tile roof.
- I thought you were an older lady.
- No. It's just me.
Okay. I think he went upstairs.
Yes. Are you the cleaning lady when he lives here alone.
I live here, so to speak.
- Do you live here too?
- Yes.
- May I ask who you are?
- I'm his wife.
- His wife?
- Yes.
I got the impression that he was single.
- Single?
- Yes.
- Did he say that?
- Yes.
Frank!
You have a guest!
Frank?
Hi.
It's Lola from the municipality.
It's the house next door, to our right.
I thought she was an older lady.
I think that's what you said.
- I didn't say that.
- Did you say we're divorced?
- No, I did not.
- Yes, you did.
You said you are getting divorced, I just listened.
- What were you doing in there?
- I was setting a mouse trap.
Ok. Don't you think you should tell me that it's there?
- Yeh.
- Yes.
Hell, honey. Here comes the refelection.
It reminds me of the time when I looked at
an eclipse of the sun.
I didn't wear the green glasses. I used to pick up everything.
I thought I put them in my pocket but they were gone.
Try to do the interest test.
Is it relevant, interesting or necessary?
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Did you two color coordinate your clothes?
You look like you're from Scientology.
- Mia said I should wear it.
- It's the only one you can fit in.
- Fnug and I have ...
- A little present for you.
- It's for both of you.
- Why?
- Just because.
- Are you going to open it?
Yes. "Gut with charm.
All about an underrated organ".
- We've been happy with it.
- Give it a try. You too, Frank.
Fnug has had her stool analyzed.
We found out that I ate too much eggplant.
When I quit, I much felt better.
- And I can see further.
- Yes.
It just needs to be brown, soft and together.
- Let's check our stools.
- No. That's just bad news.
- But you need to know they're fine.
- That's a good idea.
- We're ready to order.
- I like the tartared venison ...
We once went on a trip in the Black Forest area.
We're sitting in there and ordering this venison -
- it was the nicest, small little place, I ask the waiter ...
Does that story pass the "interest
test"? Try running the interest test.
- Can I finish telling it?
- I would like to order the vegetarian.
We'll take two tartares of venison
and two apple pies.
Yep.
I should have ordered vegetarian.
It costs more on the menu.
Yes. You're learning.
You're interrupting me. It's just so annoying.
- Well, there's nothing in it, does it pass the
interest test?
- What is the interest test?
You check a story according to the following criteria:
Is it relevant? Is it interesting? Is it necessary?
It was neither interesting nor necessary.
Good morning.
Did you sleep well?
What?
Are you working on the book?
- Yes I am.
- I don't put much store in all that.
That the stomach should decide it all,
that's nonsense.
- What time is it? I must go.
- Yes. Where are you going?
I'm going to Maude's and to a
Planning and Technology meeting.
I'll go. There are guys in Planning and Technology.
- I speak their language.
- What the hell is that to say?
I'm afraid there'll be beep beep in it.
You have to be precise and concrete.
Otherwise we lose the deal.
Then we have a neighboring house with a tile roof -
- which dazzles us when we eat.
Complaining is the man's job.
If we had friends in there, I'd send you.
Get your stool checked.
It smells bad every time you go to the toilet.
- You mix things up.
- Sour.
Sour smell.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Thanks for last night.
- You are welcome.
Shall we do that stool test? I mean it.
I don't need to do a stool test. I'm healthy and well.
Then it will be fine. What are you doing?
- Have you read the Politiken?
- No.
- It's just because you're mentioned in it.
- So let's see it.
You're being compared to Balling and Bahs.
- Are we compared to them?
- Yes.
- It's Henrik Palle.
- Do you know who that is?
They made "The Olsen Gang". Show a
little more respect for Bahs and Balling.
Or for Balling and Bahs.
- I'm Balling.
- I'm also Balling.
No. With Balling or Bahs, I'm Balling.
Don't listen to Frank.
- I can also be Balling.
- Let it go now.
That's nice, we're called that,
but you don't mean that.
- I'm not a Bahs.
- I'm the man at the helm.
Well Frank ... You make it sound negative.
Lift yourself up. Be positive.
Balling has the overview and the
ideas. I also bring them to life.
- You're Bahs because you have glasses.
- Matador's personal frames.
- You'd never thought of that.
- Red. Kurt Ravn.
He's a social democratic figure.
One doesn't think social democratically.
- Balling was a Social Democrat.
- I want to be Balling.
There's no reason to forget who is who.
- I'm leaving.
- You can't go in the middle of the conversation.
- Where are you going?
- My neighbors want to put tile roofs on.
- What can you do about it?
- I have to complain.
- See ya. Bye Bo.
- Bye, Bahs.
- I'm looking for Planning and Technology.
- That's me. I'm Lola, you're Frank, are you?
- Yes.
- Let's go in to the meeting room.
Okay. You work in Planning and Technology.
Yes. Just sit down. I'm just reading out about your case.
I thought I was going to talk to an old man.
- Is that the stereotype?
- I'm never one to judge...
- Have you come across anyone like me?
- They are usually old people.
Then it's good, you can try something new.
I can see that you have a complaint going on.
Yes, or I'm unhappy that my neighbor ...
- I have to answer that.
- That's fine.
I don't usually do that.
I'm in the middle of a divorce.
There are some things that need to be done.
I don't know the details, but your ex-husband
is clearly poorly sighted.
We can agree on that.
I feel a little like this:
"Out with the old. In with the new."
That's how you should look at it.
A divorce is super difficult.
You shouldn't go down with the ship.
There is a new day tomorrow.
I found out that I feel much better
without him. He weighed me down.
I know how it feels.
- Have you experienced it yourself?
- I've tried gaining weight.
Are you also divorced, you seem
to know so much about it?
- Do you feel relieved now then?
- Yes, I'm with you? 100%.
You feel a new energy in it.
Shall we just look at the black glazed tile roof?
- Yes, yes.
- You have a pretty good case.
I was just about to move to the country.
Now that you're alone, you can do whatever you want.
Yes I can. You are hereby invited.
- That would be super nice.
- It does sound really nice.
- It's a good aftertaste.
- Really delicious.
- Hello.
- Hi. Do you have time off?
No. I'm going to the hospital in an hour.
I wish I had free time. Frank.
- Mia says that your stool smells bad.
- What?
I thought maybe we should check it out.
I've talked about it with Casper.
I said no thank you.
- I also say no thank you.
- Let me ask some questions.
Does it float or sink?
I don't have to account for my stool.
- Do you hear it hitting the water?
- It's on the edges.
- Then it comes out strong.
- Is water is foggy afterwards.
Foggy water may be the first sign of Crohn's disease -
- where the intestines do not have the natural flora.
You should read this too.
- Do you believe in that book?
- 100%. Now you have to see.
These glasses are for stool testing -
- and I would like to test it for you in all discretion.
Then we can close this case. You dip this in.
- There is a depression.
- I studied as a vet.
- I know that.
- Now you do that test.
Then we don't have to talk any more about it.
Take them.
Take them. Go and get it done.
Do you think I look fat, honey?
- Yes I think so.
- I may have to lose weight.
- It looks good.
- Try to relax.
- That's completely relaxed.
- It's horrible.
How was the municipality?
Well... it went well.
How did it go?
I presented our case clearly and objectively.
- Did he understand it?
- Yes. It was a good meeting.
- She was a nice lady.
- She? Was it a she?
Was it a lady or a man?
Well... it was a lady.
I thought you went to talk to a man.
That's why you went.
It was a lady. An older, slightly dusty lady.
- She was simply so beautiful.
- Tell me what she looked like.
She was dark. Beautiful, curly hair.
- No! Did you flirt?
- We flirted back and forth.
I think she got the impression that I was divorced.
If only I could go to the municipality and complain.
There is always something to complain
about up in the municipality.
By the way, I got a new ringtone.
Listen. Guess what?
- No!
- Yes. It's Balling. I'm Balling, you're Bahs.
Downloading a ringtone doesn't settle it.
- It does then.
- Then I download "Olsen Banden".
Andreas wants me to give a stool sample.
- Because of the book?
- Mia talks about stools all the time.
Makes you want to marry someone else.
- Then take that stool sample!
- Why?
- Because it's fun!
- Make sausages in a bucket?
We'll see who has the best stool.
If I have a good stool, will I be Balling?
The one with the best stool is Balling.
- Do you dare?
- My stool is pure Balling.
- I'm finished.
- Are you?
Yes. Just give me a hand.
Here. Here, Frank.
- What are you doing?
- The skier.
- Squatting?
- It's the most natural way.
- Can you pee like that?
- Do you mind closing the door?
I want to stop mucking about.
Excuse me?
- Your dog has dirtied on the sidewalk.
- Yes, I'm sorry.
May I ask who will pick up guide dogs poo?
- You can do that.
- Should I?
Hire an assistant for that.
- Come on.
What's this?
That's my stool.
- In my Tupperware?
- So it doesn't leak.
It's disgusting that you've put it in the fridge.
It has to be below five degrees so that
it's fresh when Andreas picks it up.
- Can 't you take it over to him?
- It's your project, honey.
Casper's sausage is in it too.
Lars, if you need adventure, you have
to go up to Planning and Technology.
You'll see her there. She's cute.
I thought they were some boring types.
- It's a stereotype.
- That's fantastic.
- Well, bread!
- There is also some white bread.
- White bread.
- No, it's there again.
That's the forest damage. We have forest damage.
It's rare here in town. Two years ago we had the same.
Honey, can it pass the interest test?
I don't know.
- Excuse me.
- Let's just toast. Cheers.
Cheers.
- You need to get her under control.
- It's alright, she's fine.
What the hell ?! There we have him!
The master of them all.
- Hi Andreas.
- Hello.
I got the results of your stool tests.
Who's Balling?
Casper, can I just talk to you?
- Yes.
- It doesn't look good.
Can you explain? Is something wrong with me?
Your stool test shows that something is quite wrong.
I'm shitting. Could it not be because of that?
No. Listen to this. I brought an ambulance.
We have a room in the hospital ready
to do a endoscope examination.
I'll be there.
- Is it that serious?
- Yes.
- It's not cancer, is it?
- It is possible. Come on.
Casper, Casper, then I'm probably Balling.
- He didn't seem healthy either.
- He's not even a bit.
I cheated on the stool sample. I put in dog shit.
That's not funny. He thinks he will die.
Honey. I'm kidding him. There's dog
shit in his sample.
- Did you put in dog shit?
- I don't think that's funny.
I don't think so either.
They've been taken to hospital.
Off! Get it stopped!
- Have they been driven?
- Yes!
- You could hear that!
- I just finished eating.
- Absolutely crazy that the dog has cancer.
- I had a camera in my ass.
- Are you insane?
- Excuse me.
- For no reason.
- Yes Yes.
I've had Andreas' finger in my ass. I don't like it.
- Why did you have it in your ass?
- I didn't ask any questions.
- I would've.
- You know you're fine.
I knew that in advance. I knew my stools were good.
Now we have to state that I'm Balling.
No, no, no. My stool is not checked.
Now it must stop. I'm going crazy.
Casper.
Kurt Ravn.
It's red from "Matador". He knew Balling.
From "Matador".
Bahs was the set designer. Couldn't he decide that?
He'll tell us who Balling is.
- What's his feeling?
- What does he see?
- Let's do that.
- Kurt is the witness to the truth.
Balling, Bahs. Whatever he says. Whatever.
Well.
Nothing to brag about.
- Hey, Kurt. It's Casper and Frank.
- We just came by.
- We just want to say good recovery.
- Are you visiting me?
- We want to know how you are doing.
- And to see you.
- That was nice of you.
- There is something we want to ask you.
- We have a discussion going on.
- A silly little thing.
It's nonsense really. If Casper and I were
Balling and Bahs, who would be who?
Who is Bahs and who is Balling?
- You knew Balling on "Matador".
- Yes I did.
Yes, he was ...
- He was probably one of the best.
- A giant star.
There is a general perception that I am Balling.
But now you've influenced it. Then I should also say...
Balling studied to be a veterinarian.
- I've done the same.
- I was born on Funen.
I've only had one wife. You've had many.
- Bahs wore glasses.
- We will not influence Kurt.
I'm quite popular. It's not easy.
You shouldn't be afraid to disappoint Frank.
If I have to say choose one -
- then I say -
- that it is you who is Ba ...
- Excuse me.
- That I am who?
- Are you relatives?
- Yes, we know him.
- We are actually ...
- It's you who's Ba ...
- He needs rest.
- We'll go when he's finished coughing.
- You're Ba ...
- You have to go now.
- He needs rest.
- Is that Frank you mean?
- It's time to go now.
- It's you he's thinking.
- He looked at you and said Bahs.
- No. He said Ba ...
You can't cough an L.
- He said Ba ...
- Yes, and looked at you.
- It could be Balling.
- Not when he coughs!
You can't cough L! He coughed an H and an S!
We'll come back tomorrow.
I can also call Marlene Schwartz.
- Yes.
- It's Frank from number six.
I've examined your dog's faeces.
You should call a veterinarian.
It may have cancer. You can give this folder to the vet.
Good day.
If that dog hadn't had cancer,
I would have been Balling.
- Oh dear.
- Are you expecting guests?
- Hello.
- My name is Lola. Is Frank home?
- Can I come in?
- Yes.
- What do you say your name was?
- My name is Lola.
I'm from the Frederiksberg municipality.
Frank has sent a complaint regarding the
neighbour's tile roof.
- I thought you were an older lady.
- No. It's just me.
Okay. I think he went upstairs.
Yes. Are you the cleaning lady when he lives here alone.
I live here, so to speak.
- Do you live here too?
- Yes.
- May I ask who you are?
- I'm his wife.
- His wife?
- Yes.
I got the impression that he was single.
- Single?
- Yes.
- Did he say that?
- Yes.
Frank!
You have a guest!
Frank?
Hi.
It's Lola from the municipality.
It's the house next door, to our right.
I thought she was an older lady.
I think that's what you said.
- I didn't say that.
- Did you say we're divorced?
- No, I did not.
- Yes, you did.
You said you are getting divorced, I just listened.
- What were you doing in there?
- I was setting a mouse trap.
Ok. Don't you think you should tell me that it's there?
- Yeh.
- Yes.
Hell, honey. Here comes the refelection.
It reminds me of the time when I looked at
an eclipse of the sun.
I didn't wear the green glasses. I used to pick up everything.
I thought I put them in my pocket but they were gone.
Try to do the interest test.
Is it relevant, interesting or necessary?