Klovn (2005–2021): Season 7, Episode 8 - Hvil i fred Mia - full transcript
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BACK ON THE TREADMILL
REST IN PEACE, MIA
Good morning.
- This place is a mess.
- Yes, itis.
What's that?
- There's butter on it.
- Why did you use the butter knife?
I didn't.
It's a foot file.
Why is your foot file lying around
on the table?
You've been so preoccupied lately.
You're completely out of it.
You look all tired and pale.
You look like an old man.
- You have Scandinavia's palest legs.
- I'm gonna go lie down for a bit.
That's not good, Frank.
- Are you depressed?
- I'm just disappointed in Mia.
Mia is the type of girl who puts
all her energy into the initial hookup.
She bloomed back then,
and now she's withered away.
Maybe you need to go out and party
and get a little crazy.
- I'm not gonna cheat on her.
- Hey, hey.
- I'm just saying it helps.
- But afterwards I'll feel like crap.
- You feel like crap now.
- But that'd make me feel even worse.
I'd be in a bad mood and feel guilty.
Now I'm just in a bad mood.
I've got it.
We'll use the cup painter trick.
- What?
- We're doing it. Come on.
- Are we going back that way?
- Yes. It's exactly what you need.
It's right down here.
You buy a cup and a paint brush -
- and then you paint something on
the cup. Single ladies love that stuff.
They're bored and fucking horny.
It's right here. Let me look at you.
Nice rosy cheeks. Come on.
Both Frank and I love cups
and porcelain and all that.
It's beautiful and very traditional.
Cups have been around for ages.
Many people think we're gay.
We're not though.
It's just sounds weird
that two single guys are painting cups.
- Aren't your husbands into this?
- We don't really have...
- Well, I'll be damned.
- We're single.
- Are you all single?
- Yes.
- Are you single?
- Yeah, Frank is single.
- You both are?
- We became single at the same time.
- Who's Mia then?
- What?
- It says Mia on your cup.
- That's...
- That's... my mom.
- Oh.
- She actually died a little while ago.
- Oh no.
Yes, and I wanted to make a cup for her
for Mother's Day.
- That's so sweet.
- It really is.
- Are you gonna put it on her grave?
- I haven't really thought about that.
- It'd look beautiful with a rose in it.
- Yeah, that'd look great.
- It's Dorte, right?
- Yes.
I could tell that really pulled
on Frank's heartstrings. Right, Frank?
Yes.
- What does it say?
- Oh my god.
It says: "Rest in peace."
That's so sweet.
My mother had to listen
to a lot of noise in her life.
- How many siblings do you have?
- I'think I'm done.
I just remembered
I have to be somewhere.
- I have to go.
- We're having such a good time.
It's been great to get to know you.
We have to exchange numbers.
I'd love to see you again.
Sure.
I have to come back for the cup.
- I'll fire it for you.
- Bye, bye.
Jesus Christ.
- Cheers,
- Cheers,
I've been texting that cup painter
Dorte. We've been flirting all day.
She wants to blow me in the car.
She's completely off her rocker.
- Isn't she into pottery and stuff?
- Hell no. You don't understand.
These are just lonely women
who are fucking bored.
Frank was awesome down there.
The whole Mother's Day thing.
- That's one for the history books.
- I promise you...
If I get to fuck her, I'll send you
a photo because you helped me out.
I owe half of my orgasm to you.
- I'd like to see a photo.
- Send it to me as well.
I'm gonna go make sure
I don't get caught.
- Is it ready soon?
- Yes.
- What's on the menu?
- A roast.
- Should I go get the knives then?
- What do you mean?
- I've brought my knives.
- Your own knives?
- Yeah. So I can carve the roast.
- I have my own knives, Lars.
- I think I should get mine.
- My knives are fine.
- Wow!
- Here come the goodies.
- Delicious!
- It looks great.
- That looks really good.
- You're just filing it off.
- Let Lars do it.
- I'm doing fine.
You have to cut it the other way.
- Oh no.
- I told you so.
- You're stressing me out, Lars.
- I've brought my own knives.
I think we should use the proper tools.
- What happened, dad?
- I cut myself. It's really bleeding.
- We'll put a Band-Aid on it.
- Yeah, it's fine.
Mia, I think that's my purse.
- Oh my god. I'm so sorry, Lene.
- No problem.
I have the exact same one.
That's funny.
- There we go.
- Let's get some meat on the table.
Lene, what's this?
That's coke, actually.
I've been looking for that.
There it is.
- Now we have some for later.
- Malte, go to the living room.
- It was supposed to stay in the bag.
- But you brought drugs here.
- Mia, it's just cocaine.
- I didn't think about it.
- It's just cocaine.
- Mia, let's get something to eat.
I don't want it in my house.
Then don't take it out of the bag.
Don't go through other people's bags.
- Have you tried it, Tina?
- Are you asking the hoover?
You have kids.
- Relax.
- Yes, I have, but I'm not doing it now.
- I'm not gonna let this go.
- You're completely overreacting!
Maybe I am, but I don't think this is...
Relax.
It's just cocaine!
- Everybody does cocaine.
- Not everybody.
It's illegal,
and I don't want it in my house.
- Fine. The evening is ruined.
- You haven't said a thing.
- You haven't said a thing.
- You've said it all.
Bye, Frank.
That's too bad.
That was a delicious roast.
I don't think we should see
Casper and Lene for a while.
- Don't you agree?
- Yeah, sure.
- Don't you?
- Yes. That was unacceptable.
It certainly was.
Wait. This is the tanning salon
I told you about. Come on.
- I'm very sorry about this.
- Excuse me.
- Are you the owner?
- Yes.
I put a bunch of money in the machine
but it didn't start.
- Are you listening? I lost 120 kroner.
- That's never happened before.
- Didn't your tanning bed work either?
- Does It look like it didn't work?
- Wow. Did that happen here?
- Yeah.
So nothing's working around here.
- What did you do with your money?
- I putitin the machine.
- You're pointing that way.
- That machine right there.
- That one?
- That's the one for my tanning bed.
Yours is over there,
- No.
- Did you put money in the wrong one?
- Did you put 120 kroner in it?
- There are machines all over the place.
- How long were you in there?
- 62 minutes.
- 62?
- It should have been 12. I fell asleep.
- I'm so incredibly sorry about that.
- It really hurts.
Give him your number
in case there's anything we can do.
Why? Yes, of course.
Just in case something comes up.
Maybe there's some sort of treatment
you need us to pay for.
I'm very, very sorry,
and you can keep the 120 kroner.
It's great that you're owning up to it.
I'm not used to that.
I've been bullied a lot
throughout my life -
- so I'm not used to hearing people
take responsibility for their mistakes.
- That's the least we could do, Silas.
- Do you know each other?
- No.
- No. I just know who he is.
- He's on "Dancing with the Stars".
- Oh. Are you a dancer?
- Yes. And an actor.
- Okay. Right.
- Bye.
- Bye, bye.
Hjortshgj is an idiot.
He forgot his knives.
- Yeah.
- That serves him right.
It's a shame you didn't get a tan.
Those legs...
What do you want me to do?
I was born this way.
This Is Frank.
Hi, Silas.
Yeah, maybe.
Just a minute.
Silas Holst wants to know
if we want to see a musical tonight.
- "Paradise Hotel".
- That'd be great.
- Really?
- Yes.
We'd love to, Silas.
Yes, that's perfect.
Thanks. Bye.
- Free tickets.
- How nice of him.
- Bye, bye.
- Have a nice day.
- Fie, can you look after Malte tonight?
- Then I'll give you a ride tomorrow.
- Sure. Why?
- We're gonna go see a musical.
- Which one?
- "Paradise Hotel: The Musical".
- Silas Holst is in it.
- The guy who looks like a squirrel?
- Frank.
- Yes.
Don't call him a squirrel.
That's bullying.
He was bullied a lot as a kid,
so don't do that anymore.
- Okay.
- He's a very sympathetic little guy.
Don't say little if you don't want
our son to call him a squirrel.
He's a great guy of normal stature,
and we have to speak kindly of him.
- See you.
- Have a nice day.
Maybe that'll cheer you up.
These seats are really good.
Third row.
That's close to the stage. I'll order
some drinks for the intermission.
- What do you want?
- It's almost eight o'clock.
- We make great drinks.
- We still have two minutes.
- What are your names?
- Amalie and Louise.
- Do you go to the theater often?
- Yeah. Pretty often.
- She invited me today.
- Oh.
- Can I interrupt?
- No, not really.
- We'd like to order something.
- Wait your turn.
- You're just chitchatting.
- You'll get your turn in a minute.
Sorry. Two glasses of cava
and two drinks on the house.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna put them over there.
- Great.
- You just grab them yourself.
I hope you got their numbers. We'd
like two drinks for the intermission.
The bar is closed now.
- You can't be serious.
- Yeah.
You talked to them for five minutes,
so surely you can take our order.
- I could if you had been here on time.
- 1 was here on time.
- The show is starting.
- We have to go in, Frank.
Excuse me.
What an appalling behavior.
What a little tyrant.
You can't do business like that.
Doesn't that bother you?
Don't talk during the show.
Is there an intermission now?
We don't want to stand in line.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
- This is gonna take 20 minutes.
- Do you want to get out of here?
- What about our drinks?
- Look at him.
If we take them, he's gonna come over.
He's such a creep.
- Let's just go.
- Yeah.
Honey, I'm gonna get us some drinks.
The girls left
and their drinks are over there. Hurry.
- Yeah, here they are.
- Are you sure they left?
Yes, completely.
Cheers.
What a great musical.
- Let's be quick about it.
- I really need this.
Did you take the two drinks I put here?
- Yes, we did.
- Amalie and Louise?
- Yes. They left.
- Did they now?
They thought you were a creep.
So we just snatched their drinks.
- So there you go.
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Too bad.
- Enjoy the ride.
What did he mean by that?
I don't know.
- I'm really hot.
- Me too.
What the hell is going on?
It's crazy.
- Feel this.
- Be quiet, please.
Hey!
- Hello.
- Hi.
Cute girls.
Silas!
- Hi.
- Hello!
- Hi.
- How nice.
- Nice to see you.
- What a great show.
Great energy, right?
You look like a squirrel, Silas.
- You really do.
- Is it the color?
A little squirrel.
Our son said you look like a squirrel.
He does look like a squirrel.
- What are you talking about?
- A cute little squirrel.
- Could you please leave?
- Sure.
- Bye, bye, Silas.
- I'm gonna go in there again.
Hello.
It's just us.
- Go home.
- We've brought you some nuts.
- Silas!
- Goodbye. Go home!
Hey.
Dad?
It's 7.45.
Hey.
What?
- It's 7.45.
- We have to go to school.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- You said you'd drive us.
- Yes.
- Where are my glasses?
- What did you say, honey?
- Come on.
- We're coming, Malte.
- We have to hurry up.
- Button your shirt, mom.
Come on.
- Come on!
- What are you waiting for?
- I can't drive, kids.
- What?
- I'm drunk.
- Are you drunk?
- You're gonna have to walk.
- Idiot!
- Come on, Malte.
- That happens.
Have a nice day.
You're a novice. Doing drugs
is something you have to get used to.
- I'm never doing it again.
- You're no better than Lene and Casper.
That's right.
We're coming over tonight.
- No. It's Mother's Day.
- Not today.
- Yes, itis.
- I haven't uploaded a photo.
I have. "Happy Mother's Day.
Here's a photo of my mom."
I found an old picture of her.
- We talked about expressing your love.
- Can I just...
Lars...
- Did your mom have Down syndrome?
- Yes.
- Your mom had Down syndrome?
- Yes.
- So your mom was a mongoloid.
- Yes.
- Did your dad have it?
- No. He was a caregiver.
He looked after people
with Down syndrome.
- I have to go.
- That's fine, Lars. Take care.
What the hell is going on? His mom
had Down syndrome. That's crazy.
He forgot his knives.
He is a mongoloid.
I have to know more about that.
I'll bring these to him.
It was like there had been
a blockage in my brain.
That's what I always say. A little MDMA
and a mom with Down syndrome -
- will cure you instantly.
- Let's order something else.
- Yes. Let's get a beer.
- Let's get a bottle of wine.
- Can we get a bottle of wine?
His mom is a mongoloid.
- It's called Down syndrome.
- Yes, I know, honey.
- It's so stupid.
- I'm glad you're in a good mood again.
Hey, Frank.
Your cup is done.
I had a great time the other day.
Say hi to Casper for me.
"Mia, rest in peace."
- What the hell is that?
- Happy Mother's Day.
- Shit.
- That's typical.
- Fuck. Do you have any coke on you?
- No. I took it all yesterday.
- Can I see your driver's license?
- You certainly can. Here you go.
- Thank you. Have you been drinking?
- No.
I see a bag over there.
Can you open it, please?
It's a set of knives.
A bunch of lovely knives.
I'll have to confiscate those.
They're illegal.
- And you're gonna be fined 3000 kroner.
- Fuck!
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BACK ON THE TREADMILL
REST IN PEACE, MIA
Good morning.
- This place is a mess.
- Yes, itis.
What's that?
- There's butter on it.
- Why did you use the butter knife?
I didn't.
It's a foot file.
Why is your foot file lying around
on the table?
You've been so preoccupied lately.
You're completely out of it.
You look all tired and pale.
You look like an old man.
- You have Scandinavia's palest legs.
- I'm gonna go lie down for a bit.
That's not good, Frank.
- Are you depressed?
- I'm just disappointed in Mia.
Mia is the type of girl who puts
all her energy into the initial hookup.
She bloomed back then,
and now she's withered away.
Maybe you need to go out and party
and get a little crazy.
- I'm not gonna cheat on her.
- Hey, hey.
- I'm just saying it helps.
- But afterwards I'll feel like crap.
- You feel like crap now.
- But that'd make me feel even worse.
I'd be in a bad mood and feel guilty.
Now I'm just in a bad mood.
I've got it.
We'll use the cup painter trick.
- What?
- We're doing it. Come on.
- Are we going back that way?
- Yes. It's exactly what you need.
It's right down here.
You buy a cup and a paint brush -
- and then you paint something on
the cup. Single ladies love that stuff.
They're bored and fucking horny.
It's right here. Let me look at you.
Nice rosy cheeks. Come on.
Both Frank and I love cups
and porcelain and all that.
It's beautiful and very traditional.
Cups have been around for ages.
Many people think we're gay.
We're not though.
It's just sounds weird
that two single guys are painting cups.
- Aren't your husbands into this?
- We don't really have...
- Well, I'll be damned.
- We're single.
- Are you all single?
- Yes.
- Are you single?
- Yeah, Frank is single.
- You both are?
- We became single at the same time.
- Who's Mia then?
- What?
- It says Mia on your cup.
- That's...
- That's... my mom.
- Oh.
- She actually died a little while ago.
- Oh no.
Yes, and I wanted to make a cup for her
for Mother's Day.
- That's so sweet.
- It really is.
- Are you gonna put it on her grave?
- I haven't really thought about that.
- It'd look beautiful with a rose in it.
- Yeah, that'd look great.
- It's Dorte, right?
- Yes.
I could tell that really pulled
on Frank's heartstrings. Right, Frank?
Yes.
- What does it say?
- Oh my god.
It says: "Rest in peace."
That's so sweet.
My mother had to listen
to a lot of noise in her life.
- How many siblings do you have?
- I'think I'm done.
I just remembered
I have to be somewhere.
- I have to go.
- We're having such a good time.
It's been great to get to know you.
We have to exchange numbers.
I'd love to see you again.
Sure.
I have to come back for the cup.
- I'll fire it for you.
- Bye, bye.
Jesus Christ.
- Cheers,
- Cheers,
I've been texting that cup painter
Dorte. We've been flirting all day.
She wants to blow me in the car.
She's completely off her rocker.
- Isn't she into pottery and stuff?
- Hell no. You don't understand.
These are just lonely women
who are fucking bored.
Frank was awesome down there.
The whole Mother's Day thing.
- That's one for the history books.
- I promise you...
If I get to fuck her, I'll send you
a photo because you helped me out.
I owe half of my orgasm to you.
- I'd like to see a photo.
- Send it to me as well.
I'm gonna go make sure
I don't get caught.
- Is it ready soon?
- Yes.
- What's on the menu?
- A roast.
- Should I go get the knives then?
- What do you mean?
- I've brought my knives.
- Your own knives?
- Yeah. So I can carve the roast.
- I have my own knives, Lars.
- I think I should get mine.
- My knives are fine.
- Wow!
- Here come the goodies.
- Delicious!
- It looks great.
- That looks really good.
- You're just filing it off.
- Let Lars do it.
- I'm doing fine.
You have to cut it the other way.
- Oh no.
- I told you so.
- You're stressing me out, Lars.
- I've brought my own knives.
I think we should use the proper tools.
- What happened, dad?
- I cut myself. It's really bleeding.
- We'll put a Band-Aid on it.
- Yeah, it's fine.
Mia, I think that's my purse.
- Oh my god. I'm so sorry, Lene.
- No problem.
I have the exact same one.
That's funny.
- There we go.
- Let's get some meat on the table.
Lene, what's this?
That's coke, actually.
I've been looking for that.
There it is.
- Now we have some for later.
- Malte, go to the living room.
- It was supposed to stay in the bag.
- But you brought drugs here.
- Mia, it's just cocaine.
- I didn't think about it.
- It's just cocaine.
- Mia, let's get something to eat.
I don't want it in my house.
Then don't take it out of the bag.
Don't go through other people's bags.
- Have you tried it, Tina?
- Are you asking the hoover?
You have kids.
- Relax.
- Yes, I have, but I'm not doing it now.
- I'm not gonna let this go.
- You're completely overreacting!
Maybe I am, but I don't think this is...
Relax.
It's just cocaine!
- Everybody does cocaine.
- Not everybody.
It's illegal,
and I don't want it in my house.
- Fine. The evening is ruined.
- You haven't said a thing.
- You haven't said a thing.
- You've said it all.
Bye, Frank.
That's too bad.
That was a delicious roast.
I don't think we should see
Casper and Lene for a while.
- Don't you agree?
- Yeah, sure.
- Don't you?
- Yes. That was unacceptable.
It certainly was.
Wait. This is the tanning salon
I told you about. Come on.
- I'm very sorry about this.
- Excuse me.
- Are you the owner?
- Yes.
I put a bunch of money in the machine
but it didn't start.
- Are you listening? I lost 120 kroner.
- That's never happened before.
- Didn't your tanning bed work either?
- Does It look like it didn't work?
- Wow. Did that happen here?
- Yeah.
So nothing's working around here.
- What did you do with your money?
- I putitin the machine.
- You're pointing that way.
- That machine right there.
- That one?
- That's the one for my tanning bed.
Yours is over there,
- No.
- Did you put money in the wrong one?
- Did you put 120 kroner in it?
- There are machines all over the place.
- How long were you in there?
- 62 minutes.
- 62?
- It should have been 12. I fell asleep.
- I'm so incredibly sorry about that.
- It really hurts.
Give him your number
in case there's anything we can do.
Why? Yes, of course.
Just in case something comes up.
Maybe there's some sort of treatment
you need us to pay for.
I'm very, very sorry,
and you can keep the 120 kroner.
It's great that you're owning up to it.
I'm not used to that.
I've been bullied a lot
throughout my life -
- so I'm not used to hearing people
take responsibility for their mistakes.
- That's the least we could do, Silas.
- Do you know each other?
- No.
- No. I just know who he is.
- He's on "Dancing with the Stars".
- Oh. Are you a dancer?
- Yes. And an actor.
- Okay. Right.
- Bye.
- Bye, bye.
Hjortshgj is an idiot.
He forgot his knives.
- Yeah.
- That serves him right.
It's a shame you didn't get a tan.
Those legs...
What do you want me to do?
I was born this way.
This Is Frank.
Hi, Silas.
Yeah, maybe.
Just a minute.
Silas Holst wants to know
if we want to see a musical tonight.
- "Paradise Hotel".
- That'd be great.
- Really?
- Yes.
We'd love to, Silas.
Yes, that's perfect.
Thanks. Bye.
- Free tickets.
- How nice of him.
- Bye, bye.
- Have a nice day.
- Fie, can you look after Malte tonight?
- Then I'll give you a ride tomorrow.
- Sure. Why?
- We're gonna go see a musical.
- Which one?
- "Paradise Hotel: The Musical".
- Silas Holst is in it.
- The guy who looks like a squirrel?
- Frank.
- Yes.
Don't call him a squirrel.
That's bullying.
He was bullied a lot as a kid,
so don't do that anymore.
- Okay.
- He's a very sympathetic little guy.
Don't say little if you don't want
our son to call him a squirrel.
He's a great guy of normal stature,
and we have to speak kindly of him.
- See you.
- Have a nice day.
Maybe that'll cheer you up.
These seats are really good.
Third row.
That's close to the stage. I'll order
some drinks for the intermission.
- What do you want?
- It's almost eight o'clock.
- We make great drinks.
- We still have two minutes.
- What are your names?
- Amalie and Louise.
- Do you go to the theater often?
- Yeah. Pretty often.
- She invited me today.
- Oh.
- Can I interrupt?
- No, not really.
- We'd like to order something.
- Wait your turn.
- You're just chitchatting.
- You'll get your turn in a minute.
Sorry. Two glasses of cava
and two drinks on the house.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna put them over there.
- Great.
- You just grab them yourself.
I hope you got their numbers. We'd
like two drinks for the intermission.
The bar is closed now.
- You can't be serious.
- Yeah.
You talked to them for five minutes,
so surely you can take our order.
- I could if you had been here on time.
- 1 was here on time.
- The show is starting.
- We have to go in, Frank.
Excuse me.
What an appalling behavior.
What a little tyrant.
You can't do business like that.
Doesn't that bother you?
Don't talk during the show.
Is there an intermission now?
We don't want to stand in line.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
- This is gonna take 20 minutes.
- Do you want to get out of here?
- What about our drinks?
- Look at him.
If we take them, he's gonna come over.
He's such a creep.
- Let's just go.
- Yeah.
Honey, I'm gonna get us some drinks.
The girls left
and their drinks are over there. Hurry.
- Yeah, here they are.
- Are you sure they left?
Yes, completely.
Cheers.
What a great musical.
- Let's be quick about it.
- I really need this.
Did you take the two drinks I put here?
- Yes, we did.
- Amalie and Louise?
- Yes. They left.
- Did they now?
They thought you were a creep.
So we just snatched their drinks.
- So there you go.
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Too bad.
- Enjoy the ride.
What did he mean by that?
I don't know.
- I'm really hot.
- Me too.
What the hell is going on?
It's crazy.
- Feel this.
- Be quiet, please.
Hey!
- Hello.
- Hi.
Cute girls.
Silas!
- Hi.
- Hello!
- Hi.
- How nice.
- Nice to see you.
- What a great show.
Great energy, right?
You look like a squirrel, Silas.
- You really do.
- Is it the color?
A little squirrel.
Our son said you look like a squirrel.
He does look like a squirrel.
- What are you talking about?
- A cute little squirrel.
- Could you please leave?
- Sure.
- Bye, bye, Silas.
- I'm gonna go in there again.
Hello.
It's just us.
- Go home.
- We've brought you some nuts.
- Silas!
- Goodbye. Go home!
Hey.
Dad?
It's 7.45.
Hey.
What?
- It's 7.45.
- We have to go to school.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- You said you'd drive us.
- Yes.
- Where are my glasses?
- What did you say, honey?
- Come on.
- We're coming, Malte.
- We have to hurry up.
- Button your shirt, mom.
Come on.
- Come on!
- What are you waiting for?
- I can't drive, kids.
- What?
- I'm drunk.
- Are you drunk?
- You're gonna have to walk.
- Idiot!
- Come on, Malte.
- That happens.
Have a nice day.
You're a novice. Doing drugs
is something you have to get used to.
- I'm never doing it again.
- You're no better than Lene and Casper.
That's right.
We're coming over tonight.
- No. It's Mother's Day.
- Not today.
- Yes, itis.
- I haven't uploaded a photo.
I have. "Happy Mother's Day.
Here's a photo of my mom."
I found an old picture of her.
- We talked about expressing your love.
- Can I just...
Lars...
- Did your mom have Down syndrome?
- Yes.
- Your mom had Down syndrome?
- Yes.
- So your mom was a mongoloid.
- Yes.
- Did your dad have it?
- No. He was a caregiver.
He looked after people
with Down syndrome.
- I have to go.
- That's fine, Lars. Take care.
What the hell is going on? His mom
had Down syndrome. That's crazy.
He forgot his knives.
He is a mongoloid.
I have to know more about that.
I'll bring these to him.
It was like there had been
a blockage in my brain.
That's what I always say. A little MDMA
and a mom with Down syndrome -
- will cure you instantly.
- Let's order something else.
- Yes. Let's get a beer.
- Let's get a bottle of wine.
- Can we get a bottle of wine?
His mom is a mongoloid.
- It's called Down syndrome.
- Yes, I know, honey.
- It's so stupid.
- I'm glad you're in a good mood again.
Hey, Frank.
Your cup is done.
I had a great time the other day.
Say hi to Casper for me.
"Mia, rest in peace."
- What the hell is that?
- Happy Mother's Day.
- Shit.
- That's typical.
- Fuck. Do you have any coke on you?
- No. I took it all yesterday.
- Can I see your driver's license?
- You certainly can. Here you go.
- Thank you. Have you been drinking?
- No.
I see a bag over there.
Can you open it, please?
It's a set of knives.
A bunch of lovely knives.
I'll have to confiscate those.
They're illegal.
- And you're gonna be fined 3000 kroner.
- Fuck!