Klovn (2005–2021): Season 7, Episode 6 - Kender du typen - full transcript
Frank and Casper befriends a Romanian gypsy who is a talented chess player but later appears to have some bad intentions.
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BACK ON THE TREADMILL
A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER
- It's great that the kids are away.
- It really is.
- I'm just afraid Fie will be homesick.
- She won't.
- You don't know that.
- She's 13 years old.
She's a big girl now.
A grownup.
This week,
I'm gonna play chess with Casper -
- and I'm gonna hang this on the wall.
- It's hideous.
- No. It's from my childhood home.
It's not really our style.
If I hang it here,
I can see it from the bed.
Then we can hear it ticking
all the time.
I'll hang it in the kitchen.
Then I can look at it every morning.
- Do you really need to hang it?
- What?
It's just nice to look at.
If you want to try something nice,
come sit down.
Come on.
I have a naughty surprise for you.
- Are you ready?
- You bet.
- What's that?
- I'm a cabaret singer.
Like the ones at Bakken.
That's what I'm gonna do this week.
Helle is letting me sing with her
at one of her gigs.
I'll show you my coochie coochie coo.
My coochie coochie coo.
I'll show you my coochie coochie coo.
My coochie coochie coo.
- Do you like it?
- Sure. It's a funny outfit.
Why did you take your clothes off?
Aren't you going somewhere?
Yeah, but...
You have to be kind of a movie buff
to appreciate this -
- but there's a movie
called "The Maltese Falcon"...
- It's about a black falcon.
- Yeah, it's pretty obscure.
I've bought that falcon.
- You're kidding me.
- I've put it in the entrance hall.
- Was it expensive?
- Ridiculously expensive.
But I can always sell it again.
Let me tell you something horrible.
This morning, Mia sang to me.
A cabaret song.
A cabaret singer is one of the most
unattractive things in the world.
Nobody thinks they're hot.
Only those howling bitches themselves.
It's insane to think that
an overweight woman in a flowery dress -
- singing a naughty serenade
will bedazzle anyone.
That's exactly how I feel.
It really put me off.
She has to stop that shit right now.
Was she wearing a hat?
Yeah.
The kitchen's beautiful.
I don't think they use it very often.
He's incredible.
- Moldrup?
- Yeah. He's so knowledgeable.
You should put
the Christmas decorations in the attic.
Casper is having dinner with him
on Thursday.
It'd be fun if Meldrup had to guess
who lived here,
No. We don't want a camera crew
and a strange man in our house.
- Why not?
- It's like asking people to break in.
Burglars watch the show too.
Flemming has three points.
Anne has two points.
Can you pause it real quick?
I have to go to the bathroom.
Pause it.
Here's the person in question.
Saren Pape Poulsen.
- I'm starting it.
- Yes.
It's exciting to see who it is.
I have an idea who it is.
I think it's Seren Pape Poulsen.
- Oh.
- Seren Pape Poulsen.
- How did you know that?
- I'm a good judge of character.
- Hi.
- Hi, Mia,
- Is it true you know Mgldrup?
- What? Yes, I know him.
- We're in the middle of a game, honey.
- Sorry.
Frank said
you're having dinner with him.
Stop it. It's my move.
Please be quiet.
Frank wasn't disturbed when he made
his move. I'd like the same courtesy.
I was just wondering
if you were gonna invite us over.
Okay, I got it.
You can join us for Christ's sake.
- That's not necessary.
- Sure. Bjarke Ingels is coming too.
- Is Bjarke Ingels coming?
- Yes. You're welcome to come. Thanks.
- That must be Helle.
- Helle Longhugs?
Why is she called Helle Longhugs?
Hello.
Hi, Frank.
It's been so long.
Come here.
- This is Helle's daughter.
- You look great.
You really do.
Hi. Let me give you a proper hello.
- Hi there.
- Hi. My name is Helle.
- This Is nice.
- Let him go.
Right, sorry.
I just got a little...
- We're gonna rehearse in the next room.
- Yes, Please close the door.
Here's your iPad. You know the rules.
I trust you.
Don't watch any naughty stuff.
- Helle, come on.
- Good luck.
Close the door.
I can't listen to this shit.
- Let's try Fie's room.
- Close the door.
I can still hear it.
Out.
I have an Idea.
- Jesus Christ.
- That's my garbage.
What the hell is he doing?
Those fucking gypsies!
- How annoying.
- Hey.
This is Frederiksberg so that's a no-go.
- I was just looking for bottles.
- They're not your bottles.
- I bought them.
- If they're in the trash, it's okay.
This is a huge problem in Copenhagen
and apparently also in Frederiksberg!
- Take the bottles and get out of here.
- Sure.
- You're playing chess.
- Yes, so please move along.
Queen to h3.
Do you really want to waste your move?
- We'll start over afterwards.
- Rook to f4.
Stop wasting your moves, Frank.
Checkmate.
- That is checkmate.
- Holy shit. It is.
- Okay. Fair enough.
- That's incredible!
- Can you help us out?
- Sure.
Come in.
Don't stand out there in the rain.
There's a chair over there.
What's your name?
- Besnik.
- Do you want some port wine?
Port wine? Sure.
Thank you. How nice.
Help me out here.
If I win, I'll give 500 kroner.
Don't say anything.
Sure.
I'll show you how to play.
It's like a tournament now.
Cheers.
Good to have you back in the country.
I found out that the days are 37 minutes
longer on Mars. That's fascinating.
Cheers, Flemming.
I just have to say -
- that I'm a fan of "Kender Du Typen?".
I watch it all the time.
- Isn'tit fun to be a part of?
- Yes, but I think it's...
I takes a lot of skill.
You have to know all the trends.
What's the next big trend?
You guys must know.
We've been working a lot on
how we're gonna live on Mars.
Oh.
The new big thing in interior design
is to not let time govern your life.
You create a stress-free environment
and get rid of all your clocks.
If you have a big wall clock,
you take it down.
Frank has an old clock
he wants to hang on the wall.
- It has sentimental value.
- You don't inherit feelings.
- That old stuff just has to go.
- I don't want to look at that clock.
It's important to be able to unwind
at home. Right, Bjarke?
Yes. I've never owned a clock
in my entire life.
I don't see the problem. Looking
at my watch doesn't stress me out. See?
An earth watch won't work on Mars.
A Mars day is called a sol.
You should throw away your watch
and buy a Mars watch.
It's not in line with the trend
we're seeing at the moment.
- Your ratings have dropped, right?
- No. They've gone up since I started.
- I'm a huge fan.
- They've gone up because of Mia.
When we watch it,
Frank gets it right every time.
- That's impossible, Frank.
- I'm a good guesser.
- You get it right every time?
- Yes, It's not that hard.
Who uses chopsticks two times a week -
- doesn't use a pillow and has
a large picture of himself on the wall?
- Do you want me to tell you?
- No, let him stew a little.
I don't know.
- It's Anden.
- Right.
Of course.
- You didn't get that one right.
- You didn't know that.
I'm just saying
he's an annoying show-off.
- Him and his stress-free homes.
- I think he's awesome.
This guy came in right off the street.
He doesn't have an education -
- but all of a sudden
he's a trend expert -
- even though he's just snooping around
in other people's stuff.
That stuff about clocks was nonsense.
No, it wasn't.
It gave me food for thought.
Does it give you food for thought
that we don't need clocks?
- Yes.
- That's ridiculous!
What are they gonna say to that
in Switzerland?
- I'm gonna hang that clock now.
- You can't be serious.
Yes. As a protest against nonsense.
I'm gonna go get a hammer.
Now?
It's 11.30.
Do you know where the hammer is?
Do you know where the hammer is?
- No.
- It doesn't just disappear.
Do you want to come
and hear me sing on Saturday?
I don't feel like it.
It's stupid. The songs are supposed
to be naughty but they're really not.
I don't think I should go
when I really don't feel like it.
I was just hoping you wanted to come.
If I felt like it, I would have.
You shouldn't force yourself
to do something -
- you don't want to do
because it'll just make you sick.
It's not that it'd make me sick
to hear you sing.
Come in.
Hello!
- Hi. Are your nerves on edge?
- Yes, I am a little nervous.
- Are you ready? Hi, Frank.
- The babysitter's ready.
I can see that.
I'm glad you can look after her.
It's too bad you can't come,
but now you can get to know each other.
I've brought the iPad. Rosa knows
what she's not allowed to watch.
- Let's go, Helle.
- Yes, Let's do it.
- Have a good evening.
- Good luck, honey.
Besnik?
Do you want to play some chess?
She's out singing tonight. She asked me
to come, but I didn't want to.
If my wife was out singing somewhere,
it wouldn't matter what she was singing.
She's my wife, and it'd make her happy.
I have to be there for her,
That must be a gypsy thing.
You sing and dance all the time.
No, it's just the right thing to do.
If you love your wife,
you have to be there for her.
- So you would have been there?
- Yes. 125%.
If I make her happy, she makes me happy.
Don't you see?
- Yes. I should have been there.
- Is she doing it right now?
- Yes, she's performing right now.
- Why don't you go there?
I'm watching her friend's daughter.
Business is so bad
they can't afford a babysitter.
I can watch her.
I can.
I'm serious.
Just go.
I'm gonna do it!
I have to!
Rosa, I'm going out for a while.
My friend Besnik will stay here.
- Great. Bye.
- Bye, bye.
The others are angry,
‘cause when I'm open
the customers are all so happy.
I have tons of plums
and bananas for thee.
Cherries and kale
as far as the eye can see.
And gooseberries
and mushrooms and some lemons
but the best things I have
are my two melons.
- You were great.
- I'm so glad you came.
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
- Well?
You were great too.
- Did you hear what it was about?
- Sure. The melons and all that.
I got the naughty innuendo.
That's why I can't bring
a 12-year-old girl here.
- Did you bring Rosa?
- No, she's at home.
Is she there by herself?
- No, she's not.
- Who's there with her?
Casper is watching her.
I think we should go home now.
I'm getting a little worried.
Not because of Casper.
I'm just worried about her.
- Do you want to go now?
- Yes.
- We're gonna pack up here.
- You can give us a ride.
- This is Casper.
- Hi. I have to ask you a favor.
Can you go to my place
and watch Helle's daughter?
Listen, Frank. I'd love to help you out,
but Besnik has stolen my Maltese falcon.
He might as well have kidnapped Lene
and made her work in a brothel,
- I'm really upset.
- Has Besnik been to your house?
Yeah, I needed some help with
my chess game. He's a criminal.
Of course, he is.
He's a fucking gypsy.
I had a gypsy in my house.
- I have to go.
- Are you coming over?
Honey, let's go.
Yes.
Let's go.
I just have to make sure
I got the sheet music.
We don't have time for this.
Casper is not watching Rosa. Besnik is.
- What?
- He's a gypsy I just met. Let's go!
What's going on?!
Did you get a gypsy to watch
my daughter? Are you crazy?
- Rosa, honey?
- Rosa?
Rosa?
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- What are you doing with that?
- I was just gonna charge it.
- What's the problem?
- I don't trust you anymore.
- What have I done?
- What haven't you done? Please leave.
Sure. Take it easy.
I'll go.
You did invite me in.
Yes, but unfortunately
you've deceived us.
I trusted you but I don't anymore.
Leave the premises
and don't bother coming back.
He's gone.
Did he hurt you?
- No.
- Tell us if he touched you.
Stop it.
We'll go home and talk about it.
- If he's touched her...
- I'don't want to talk about it now.
- Was he snooping around upstairs?
- No.
- Stop questioning my daughter.
- I have to. She's a witness.
- Yes, and who's fault is that?
- I'm sorry about that.
We're gonna go home and deal with this.
Grab your iPad, honey.
We're putting this on hold, Mia.
- What are we putting on hold?
- The singing.
I'm gonna see if anything's missing.
I'll check Fie's room too.
- What are you looking for?
- A new hammer.
- A hammer?
- Yes. The old one is worn down.
You can't wear down a hammer.
- Yes, you can. If you use it a lot.
- Is it the handle?
- You can't wear down iron.
- I left it outside in the rain.
Ships at the bottom of the ocean...
Titanic is still there.
I don't believe it's worn down.
It ended up somewhere and I can't
get it back. I can't say anymore.
Where?
I can't tell you.
I'm getting this one.
I'm getting this one.
Next time I see a gypsy, I'm gonna...
"Where the fuck is my Maltese falcon?"
- He might try to sell it online.
- Gypsies don't go online.
Maltese falcon.
- Isn't that the one?
- There's an address too.
We're going over there.
Bring the hammer. I'm gonna say:
"Do you use your fingers to play chess?"
This is the place.
- How can Besnik afford a house?
- Maybe this guy bought it from him.
Let's go.
Bring the hammer.
I have to be able to get it out quickly.
- Are you ready?
- Yes. I've got it.
Stand back.
Get back.
We've got this.
What the...
- Hi, Flemming!
- Maldrup!
He begged and pleaded.
He didn't want us to call the police
and the tv station. It was pathetic.
- Of course, he didn't.
- That wasn't a stress-free home.
- Do you think he does that a lot?
- He stole an Aalto vase from Pape.
He also stole a trumpet
from Amin Jensen.
All his nonsense about clocks.
It looks great.
- I actually found the hammer.
- What?
I found the hammer.
- Where did you find it?
- In Fie's room.
- In the drawer?
- Yes.
- She's growing up.
- She's more grown up than I thought.
I love watching this show now.
Just look at that little thief
with his crooked smile.
Who do you think lives here?
The interior design is depressing
and utterly tasteless -
- so I have to say Frank Hvam.
Here's the person in question.
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BACK ON THE TREADMILL
A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER
- It's great that the kids are away.
- It really is.
- I'm just afraid Fie will be homesick.
- She won't.
- You don't know that.
- She's 13 years old.
She's a big girl now.
A grownup.
This week,
I'm gonna play chess with Casper -
- and I'm gonna hang this on the wall.
- It's hideous.
- No. It's from my childhood home.
It's not really our style.
If I hang it here,
I can see it from the bed.
Then we can hear it ticking
all the time.
I'll hang it in the kitchen.
Then I can look at it every morning.
- Do you really need to hang it?
- What?
It's just nice to look at.
If you want to try something nice,
come sit down.
Come on.
I have a naughty surprise for you.
- Are you ready?
- You bet.
- What's that?
- I'm a cabaret singer.
Like the ones at Bakken.
That's what I'm gonna do this week.
Helle is letting me sing with her
at one of her gigs.
I'll show you my coochie coochie coo.
My coochie coochie coo.
I'll show you my coochie coochie coo.
My coochie coochie coo.
- Do you like it?
- Sure. It's a funny outfit.
Why did you take your clothes off?
Aren't you going somewhere?
Yeah, but...
You have to be kind of a movie buff
to appreciate this -
- but there's a movie
called "The Maltese Falcon"...
- It's about a black falcon.
- Yeah, it's pretty obscure.
I've bought that falcon.
- You're kidding me.
- I've put it in the entrance hall.
- Was it expensive?
- Ridiculously expensive.
But I can always sell it again.
Let me tell you something horrible.
This morning, Mia sang to me.
A cabaret song.
A cabaret singer is one of the most
unattractive things in the world.
Nobody thinks they're hot.
Only those howling bitches themselves.
It's insane to think that
an overweight woman in a flowery dress -
- singing a naughty serenade
will bedazzle anyone.
That's exactly how I feel.
It really put me off.
She has to stop that shit right now.
Was she wearing a hat?
Yeah.
The kitchen's beautiful.
I don't think they use it very often.
He's incredible.
- Moldrup?
- Yeah. He's so knowledgeable.
You should put
the Christmas decorations in the attic.
Casper is having dinner with him
on Thursday.
It'd be fun if Meldrup had to guess
who lived here,
No. We don't want a camera crew
and a strange man in our house.
- Why not?
- It's like asking people to break in.
Burglars watch the show too.
Flemming has three points.
Anne has two points.
Can you pause it real quick?
I have to go to the bathroom.
Pause it.
Here's the person in question.
Saren Pape Poulsen.
- I'm starting it.
- Yes.
It's exciting to see who it is.
I have an idea who it is.
I think it's Seren Pape Poulsen.
- Oh.
- Seren Pape Poulsen.
- How did you know that?
- I'm a good judge of character.
- Hi.
- Hi, Mia,
- Is it true you know Mgldrup?
- What? Yes, I know him.
- We're in the middle of a game, honey.
- Sorry.
Frank said
you're having dinner with him.
Stop it. It's my move.
Please be quiet.
Frank wasn't disturbed when he made
his move. I'd like the same courtesy.
I was just wondering
if you were gonna invite us over.
Okay, I got it.
You can join us for Christ's sake.
- That's not necessary.
- Sure. Bjarke Ingels is coming too.
- Is Bjarke Ingels coming?
- Yes. You're welcome to come. Thanks.
- That must be Helle.
- Helle Longhugs?
Why is she called Helle Longhugs?
Hello.
Hi, Frank.
It's been so long.
Come here.
- This is Helle's daughter.
- You look great.
You really do.
Hi. Let me give you a proper hello.
- Hi there.
- Hi. My name is Helle.
- This Is nice.
- Let him go.
Right, sorry.
I just got a little...
- We're gonna rehearse in the next room.
- Yes, Please close the door.
Here's your iPad. You know the rules.
I trust you.
Don't watch any naughty stuff.
- Helle, come on.
- Good luck.
Close the door.
I can't listen to this shit.
- Let's try Fie's room.
- Close the door.
I can still hear it.
Out.
I have an Idea.
- Jesus Christ.
- That's my garbage.
What the hell is he doing?
Those fucking gypsies!
- How annoying.
- Hey.
This is Frederiksberg so that's a no-go.
- I was just looking for bottles.
- They're not your bottles.
- I bought them.
- If they're in the trash, it's okay.
This is a huge problem in Copenhagen
and apparently also in Frederiksberg!
- Take the bottles and get out of here.
- Sure.
- You're playing chess.
- Yes, so please move along.
Queen to h3.
Do you really want to waste your move?
- We'll start over afterwards.
- Rook to f4.
Stop wasting your moves, Frank.
Checkmate.
- That is checkmate.
- Holy shit. It is.
- Okay. Fair enough.
- That's incredible!
- Can you help us out?
- Sure.
Come in.
Don't stand out there in the rain.
There's a chair over there.
What's your name?
- Besnik.
- Do you want some port wine?
Port wine? Sure.
Thank you. How nice.
Help me out here.
If I win, I'll give 500 kroner.
Don't say anything.
Sure.
I'll show you how to play.
It's like a tournament now.
Cheers.
Good to have you back in the country.
I found out that the days are 37 minutes
longer on Mars. That's fascinating.
Cheers, Flemming.
I just have to say -
- that I'm a fan of "Kender Du Typen?".
I watch it all the time.
- Isn'tit fun to be a part of?
- Yes, but I think it's...
I takes a lot of skill.
You have to know all the trends.
What's the next big trend?
You guys must know.
We've been working a lot on
how we're gonna live on Mars.
Oh.
The new big thing in interior design
is to not let time govern your life.
You create a stress-free environment
and get rid of all your clocks.
If you have a big wall clock,
you take it down.
Frank has an old clock
he wants to hang on the wall.
- It has sentimental value.
- You don't inherit feelings.
- That old stuff just has to go.
- I don't want to look at that clock.
It's important to be able to unwind
at home. Right, Bjarke?
Yes. I've never owned a clock
in my entire life.
I don't see the problem. Looking
at my watch doesn't stress me out. See?
An earth watch won't work on Mars.
A Mars day is called a sol.
You should throw away your watch
and buy a Mars watch.
It's not in line with the trend
we're seeing at the moment.
- Your ratings have dropped, right?
- No. They've gone up since I started.
- I'm a huge fan.
- They've gone up because of Mia.
When we watch it,
Frank gets it right every time.
- That's impossible, Frank.
- I'm a good guesser.
- You get it right every time?
- Yes, It's not that hard.
Who uses chopsticks two times a week -
- doesn't use a pillow and has
a large picture of himself on the wall?
- Do you want me to tell you?
- No, let him stew a little.
I don't know.
- It's Anden.
- Right.
Of course.
- You didn't get that one right.
- You didn't know that.
I'm just saying
he's an annoying show-off.
- Him and his stress-free homes.
- I think he's awesome.
This guy came in right off the street.
He doesn't have an education -
- but all of a sudden
he's a trend expert -
- even though he's just snooping around
in other people's stuff.
That stuff about clocks was nonsense.
No, it wasn't.
It gave me food for thought.
Does it give you food for thought
that we don't need clocks?
- Yes.
- That's ridiculous!
What are they gonna say to that
in Switzerland?
- I'm gonna hang that clock now.
- You can't be serious.
Yes. As a protest against nonsense.
I'm gonna go get a hammer.
Now?
It's 11.30.
Do you know where the hammer is?
Do you know where the hammer is?
- No.
- It doesn't just disappear.
Do you want to come
and hear me sing on Saturday?
I don't feel like it.
It's stupid. The songs are supposed
to be naughty but they're really not.
I don't think I should go
when I really don't feel like it.
I was just hoping you wanted to come.
If I felt like it, I would have.
You shouldn't force yourself
to do something -
- you don't want to do
because it'll just make you sick.
It's not that it'd make me sick
to hear you sing.
Come in.
Hello!
- Hi. Are your nerves on edge?
- Yes, I am a little nervous.
- Are you ready? Hi, Frank.
- The babysitter's ready.
I can see that.
I'm glad you can look after her.
It's too bad you can't come,
but now you can get to know each other.
I've brought the iPad. Rosa knows
what she's not allowed to watch.
- Let's go, Helle.
- Yes, Let's do it.
- Have a good evening.
- Good luck, honey.
Besnik?
Do you want to play some chess?
She's out singing tonight. She asked me
to come, but I didn't want to.
If my wife was out singing somewhere,
it wouldn't matter what she was singing.
She's my wife, and it'd make her happy.
I have to be there for her,
That must be a gypsy thing.
You sing and dance all the time.
No, it's just the right thing to do.
If you love your wife,
you have to be there for her.
- So you would have been there?
- Yes. 125%.
If I make her happy, she makes me happy.
Don't you see?
- Yes. I should have been there.
- Is she doing it right now?
- Yes, she's performing right now.
- Why don't you go there?
I'm watching her friend's daughter.
Business is so bad
they can't afford a babysitter.
I can watch her.
I can.
I'm serious.
Just go.
I'm gonna do it!
I have to!
Rosa, I'm going out for a while.
My friend Besnik will stay here.
- Great. Bye.
- Bye, bye.
The others are angry,
‘cause when I'm open
the customers are all so happy.
I have tons of plums
and bananas for thee.
Cherries and kale
as far as the eye can see.
And gooseberries
and mushrooms and some lemons
but the best things I have
are my two melons.
- You were great.
- I'm so glad you came.
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
- Well?
You were great too.
- Did you hear what it was about?
- Sure. The melons and all that.
I got the naughty innuendo.
That's why I can't bring
a 12-year-old girl here.
- Did you bring Rosa?
- No, she's at home.
Is she there by herself?
- No, she's not.
- Who's there with her?
Casper is watching her.
I think we should go home now.
I'm getting a little worried.
Not because of Casper.
I'm just worried about her.
- Do you want to go now?
- Yes.
- We're gonna pack up here.
- You can give us a ride.
- This is Casper.
- Hi. I have to ask you a favor.
Can you go to my place
and watch Helle's daughter?
Listen, Frank. I'd love to help you out,
but Besnik has stolen my Maltese falcon.
He might as well have kidnapped Lene
and made her work in a brothel,
- I'm really upset.
- Has Besnik been to your house?
Yeah, I needed some help with
my chess game. He's a criminal.
Of course, he is.
He's a fucking gypsy.
I had a gypsy in my house.
- I have to go.
- Are you coming over?
Honey, let's go.
Yes.
Let's go.
I just have to make sure
I got the sheet music.
We don't have time for this.
Casper is not watching Rosa. Besnik is.
- What?
- He's a gypsy I just met. Let's go!
What's going on?!
Did you get a gypsy to watch
my daughter? Are you crazy?
- Rosa, honey?
- Rosa?
Rosa?
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- What are you doing with that?
- I was just gonna charge it.
- What's the problem?
- I don't trust you anymore.
- What have I done?
- What haven't you done? Please leave.
Sure. Take it easy.
I'll go.
You did invite me in.
Yes, but unfortunately
you've deceived us.
I trusted you but I don't anymore.
Leave the premises
and don't bother coming back.
He's gone.
Did he hurt you?
- No.
- Tell us if he touched you.
Stop it.
We'll go home and talk about it.
- If he's touched her...
- I'don't want to talk about it now.
- Was he snooping around upstairs?
- No.
- Stop questioning my daughter.
- I have to. She's a witness.
- Yes, and who's fault is that?
- I'm sorry about that.
We're gonna go home and deal with this.
Grab your iPad, honey.
We're putting this on hold, Mia.
- What are we putting on hold?
- The singing.
I'm gonna see if anything's missing.
I'll check Fie's room too.
- What are you looking for?
- A new hammer.
- A hammer?
- Yes. The old one is worn down.
You can't wear down a hammer.
- Yes, you can. If you use it a lot.
- Is it the handle?
- You can't wear down iron.
- I left it outside in the rain.
Ships at the bottom of the ocean...
Titanic is still there.
I don't believe it's worn down.
It ended up somewhere and I can't
get it back. I can't say anymore.
Where?
I can't tell you.
I'm getting this one.
I'm getting this one.
Next time I see a gypsy, I'm gonna...
"Where the fuck is my Maltese falcon?"
- He might try to sell it online.
- Gypsies don't go online.
Maltese falcon.
- Isn't that the one?
- There's an address too.
We're going over there.
Bring the hammer. I'm gonna say:
"Do you use your fingers to play chess?"
This is the place.
- How can Besnik afford a house?
- Maybe this guy bought it from him.
Let's go.
Bring the hammer.
I have to be able to get it out quickly.
- Are you ready?
- Yes. I've got it.
Stand back.
Get back.
We've got this.
What the...
- Hi, Flemming!
- Maldrup!
He begged and pleaded.
He didn't want us to call the police
and the tv station. It was pathetic.
- Of course, he didn't.
- That wasn't a stress-free home.
- Do you think he does that a lot?
- He stole an Aalto vase from Pape.
He also stole a trumpet
from Amin Jensen.
All his nonsense about clocks.
It looks great.
- I actually found the hammer.
- What?
I found the hammer.
- Where did you find it?
- In Fie's room.
- In the drawer?
- Yes.
- She's growing up.
- She's more grown up than I thought.
I love watching this show now.
Just look at that little thief
with his crooked smile.
Who do you think lives here?
The interior design is depressing
and utterly tasteless -
- so I have to say Frank Hvam.
Here's the person in question.