Klovn (2005–2021): Season 4, Episode 10 - Ups - full transcript
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OOPS!
Okay, I'll just get this ready.
And... action!
Turn, please,
so we can see you from the side.
And the other side.
Super. And all the way round.
Thank you very much.
Tintin, Terry. Stay here.
- Captain, where are you going?
- Quiet, Tintin.
If Dr. M?ller suspects anything...
Woof. Terry.
Thundering typhoons, Tintin!
Here's Dr. M?ller. Let's run.
Stop.
Blistering barnacles! Troglodytes!
Kleptomaniacs!
Pockmarks!
Toffee-noses!
Come on, Tintin!
Tintin, get down.
That's it.
Ace.
They asked you
to give it everything.
- And you did.
- I gave it full power.
They want you
or Jean-Marc Barr.
- Isn't he too old?
- Maybe he's too famous.
They want an actor
who is unknown in America.
Suddenly it's good
to be unknown in the USA.
Yes, but you're a great actor.
- Who's playing Tintin?
- DiCaprio, I think.
- Imagine that. Me in Hollywood!
- It's fantastic.
It's just mad, this whole thing,
It's as if my life is doing this...
All the way round.
I've been fighting in Denmark.
Suddenly it's: "Hello,
this is Hollywood." That's it.
There's something
I haven't told you.
I got a letter from a guy who...
... who claims to be my half-brother.
I talked to my dad,
and it's true, damn it.
That's crazy.
Hollywood, I've got a half-brother,
I'm no longer an only child...
- I think you should meet him.
- Do you?
As an only child
you see yourself as being unique.
Will it hurt my self-esteem
if someone else resembles me?
Not unless he looks exactly like you.
- Want to go out tonight?
- No, I'm staying home with Mia.
If you change your mind I'm going out
with five girls from Arndal Fitness.
They're gorgeous.
Just say the word.
It sounds like something you've
done before. That's not new.
- Want to share some red wine?
- Yes, alright.
- Did you fix the U-bend?
- Eh... no.
- Could you do it, please?
- Right now?
Yes.
- Go up and do it.
- Okay.
I can't work it out.
It's more complicated
than I thought.
You can never work
these things out.
Chicken. Chicken.
Hi, Chicken.
Are you watching kids' TV?
Can we turn it off, please?
- No, I want to see it.
- But it sucks.
- I think it's fun.
- I don't want to watch this.
- I'll go out for a beer with Casper.
- Okay.
- He's really excited about Haddock.
- Can I see this, please?
I thought you might
find it interesting. Bye now.
I thought you might
find it interesting. Bye now.
Thundering typhoons!
Hey!
-It's Casper. What's going on?
- I've done something crazy.
-Mia has called me a thousand times.
- I've screwed up.
- What have you been doing?
- I've been screwing around.
- You need to warn me first.
- Yes.
- What have you told Mia?
- That you're at my place.
That was two hours ago.
I told her you were in the shower.
- Not for two hours.
-I've called you a million times.
- Did she seem furious?
-Yes, of course.
-Go home now.
- I can't do this on my own.
- You have to come and pick me up.
-Where are you?
- H.C. ?rsted's Road.
-What number?
- Can't I just go down and wave?
-I'll be there in fifteen minutes.
- Thanks. Bye.
-See you.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- I'm in a bit of a panic.
- A panic?
- Yeah, I've screwed up.
- Have you?
- I've overslept.
- Are you going to work?
No. I'm going home.
- Do you have a girlfriend or what?
- Yes. I have.
I told you.
No, you didn't.
Jesus, Frank.
Get in, quickly.
This is what happened.
Ready? Here's the plan.
You helped me rehearse the Haddock
part. You fell asleep on the couch.
You got up and had a shower.
That's when Mia called.
Then we went for brunch.
That's why it's half past nine now.
- Okay? Understood?
- Who's going to say it?
- I'll take care of that.
- Yes, because I can't lie.
Let's get this straight.
Did you use a condom?
- No.
- That's pretty stupid.
- Have you washed yourself?
- No.
You have to. Your girlfriend can
always smell another girl's pussy.
I've got some wet wipes.
Take one
and rub down your willie.
- This is bad.
- We'll save you. Relax, Frank.
- Did you go down on her as well?
- I can't remember.
Wipe your mouth as well,
just in case.
Not the same wipe.
That's disgusting.
Yes, of course.
I'm a bit out of it.
- I'm here for you. Don't worry.
- My tongue as well?
Don't I have a mint
or something? No.
Chew on the wipe, then.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
- Where have you been?
- I fell asleep over at Casper's.
We were rehearsing my role,
and we got really knackered...
And you didn't think to call
and let me know?
And you didn't think to call
and let me know?
I lay down on the couch
to have a little nap.
- And then I fell into a deep sleep.
- You close your eyes, and that's it.
- Why didn't you call this morning?
- Well...
It might have been...
I forgot to say that you called.
So we...
It's partly my mistake.
I was really worried.
These days, people get worried if you
don't return a call straight away.
In the 19th century,
nobody got worried.
I'll go home and keep working.
I'm all...
- Are you okay, Mia?
- Yeah, I was just...
Thanks for your help, Frank.
See you. Bye, bye.
I'm really sorry, honey.
I completely forgot.
Yeah...
We were rehearsing
the Haddock thing, and then...
... I got really tired
and fell asleep on the couch.
I'm sorry you've been
so worried. Forgive me.
What's that smell?
What?
You smell of lemon
or something like that.
It must be...
It's washing up liquid.
We had some food,
and I spilled on my clothes.
So I cleaned it
with some washing up liquid.
Yeah, that's really silly.
I'll go up and change, honey.
- Frank?
- Yes?
If you've been with someone else,
it's over, you know.
- I haven't.
- No. That's good.
- I'll come clean and face the music.
- No, Frank, come on. Stop it.
She'll understand. It was just
a shag. No feelings involved.
If she finds out, you're history.
Then you'll turn into a wimp -
- and say:
"Casper has done it as well."
Then I'll drag Gintberg and Car?e
and the rest of them down with me.
The future of Danish showbiz
rests with me.
You'll feel rotten and paranoid
for about eight days.
Stick with me. I'll help you.
And deny, deny, deny.
Relax, man.
I've got it under control.
But I've got other things
to think about than you, you know.
My whole life
is about to turn around.
I'm on my way to Hollywood. It's
a great risk sitting here with you.
I can't catch a cold.
I can't trip over a branch.
- Why?
- Then everything's off.
- What?
- The Haddock thing.
- If you catch a cold?
- Yeah, then I'm out of the movie.
Well... And I'm meeting
my brother this afternoon.
There are lots of feelings involved.
- Pull yourself together.
- I think about it all the time.
Yeah, but I'd like to go home now.
The good thing is
I really love Mia. I can feel it.
Don't worry.
That'll pass as well.
It's just your bad conscience.
Come and meet my brother.
I'm sure he's a cool guy.
I'm thinking...
We'll go for a Montrachet, right?
- Have you got the 2002?
- No, unfortunately not.
That's a shame. We'll have
to make do with the 2001, then.
Montrachet 2001
C?te de Brie, please.
- That's a really good choice.
- Yes, it's a fine wine as well.
- We'll go for that.
- Yeah, that's fine.
Bloody good wine.
Bloody good wine, man.
Oh, boy.
- I'll just text Mia.
- No, no. Stop it.
Don't do anything you
wouldn't normally do. Right?
- Oh...
- Now we're both nervous.
Yeah, I'm a bit nervous now,
I must admit.
- I want things to go well.
- Have you seen a picture of him?
Hi, bro.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi. Lars.
- Frank. I'm a friend of Casper.
- Oh. Hello.
- Hello.
- So you're my brother?
- Yes.
- So you're my brother?
- Yes.
- Oh. Well, we meet.
- Yes, indeed.
- Finally.
- Oh, yes.
I was just telling Frank that
I don't know anything about you.
- I thought you might be a writer.
- No, no. I'm a plumber.
- Okay.
- I'm fixing some waste pipes.
- Plummer, that's to do with...
- Toilets and sinks.
- That's a worthy profession.
- Yes, definitely.
I ordered a bottle of Montrachet.
They didn't have the 2002,
but I got us a 2001.
What is it?
- It's white wine...
- I don't drink wine. It's too sour.
- Well, some people don't like it.
- I prefer beer.
- I have to go to the toilet.
- Yes, of course.
- Okay.
- Yeah. Brilliant...
- So you're a plumber?
- Yes.
I've got some problems
with a U-bend at home.
Can you fix that sort of thing?
- Of course. You know my brother.
- Can you be bothered?
- Absolutely.
- That would be a great help.
- In a few days, perhaps?
- Yes, anytime. Great.
I'll be right back.
What's wrong?
What do you think?
He's not my brother, damn it.
- Isn't he?
- A plumber?
I'm not related to a fucking plumber!
I'm going to Hollywood, and then
this jerk comes along and ruins it.
- He seems nice.
- What are you? A moron?
You want me to be seen with him?
Walk with him?
You want everyone to know
that that's a part of me?
- Idiot.
- It is a part of you.
Like hell it isn't.
I'm not having it. I'm leaving.
- You bet I am.
- I don't want to be left with him.
I don't, Casper.
You wouldn't be like that,
would you?
If I found out I had a brother?
No.
He's just so dishonest, Casper.
He really is.
- Yes, he is a bit...
- A bit.
I bet he cheats on Iben as well.
- No, I don't think so.
- You don't?
The two things
aren't necessarily linked.
- Do you want to cuddle?
- Yes, honey.
- What are you doing?
- What?
Frank, you've got something
on your willie.
- I've got what?
- Some spots or something...
- What is it?
- It's probably nothing.
- What?
- It's probably nothing.
It's gross. You have
to go and see the doctor.
- Can you feel anything now..?
- No, I can't, actually.
It's good to get it checked.
Yeah...
Look at this cushion.
Wouldn't it be nice for the couch?
Your turn, Frank.
Please come in.
- See you, honey.
- I'll come in with you.
- Alright?
- You'll what?
- No, no. What are you doing?
- I'm coming in with you.
- Does it hurt?
- Yes, a bit.
It hurts a bit.
Okay. Good.
Let's take a look.
Okay. Good.
Let's take a look.
Let's have a look.
Yes... Okay...
Yes...
Rig ht. Okay. You can
put your trousers back on.
Okay.
It looks unmistakably
like my little daughter's red bum, -
- when we've been too eager
with the wet wipes.
That's funny, because
I did actually use a wet wipe.
- To wash your glans?
- Your willie?
- Yes. Yesterday.
- That's not a good idea.
No, I can see that. It was
while I was over at Casper's.
We washed ourselves with
wet wipes. Just to get inspired.
We won't do anything.
It'll be gone in a few days.
- Good to see you again.
- You, too.
- How is it going?
- I think I'm in the clear.
I told you. After seven or
eight days, everything will be fine.
- You're right.
- Of course.
I had to go behind your back
and call all the guys -
- and say: "We've got an emergency
if Frank breaks down."
The good thing is I'm much
more focused on Mia now.
How she's feeling,
and what she's thinking.
- It didn't matter for years.
- Shall we go and join them?
- Hi, chicks.
- Why, if that isn't Captain Haddock!
Indeed it is. Thundering typhoons!
Did you tell her?
- Yes, of course.
- Say congratulations.
We'll see how it goes,
you know.
If this Tintin movie
becomes a success -
- you never know what might...
I'm Haddock now!
I'm just saying, I might be
on a roll from now on.
- Let's celebrate.
- Cheers. Congratulations.
- I can't drink too much.
- I've had too much already. Cheers.
- Frank, have you seen Iben's nails?
- I found a new manicurist.
I think you should try it.
You've got your fingers
down all that tea and dust.
- I'll treat you, honey.
- You will?
Oh, yes.
You deserve to be spoiled.
- Thanks a lot. See you.
- Thank you, Mia.
- See you.
- Bye, bye.
What's up, big brother?
Good to see you the other day.
- What are you doing here?
- Didn't your U-bend need fixing?
- Oh, yeah.
- Or what?
Hi. I'm Casper's
younger brother, Lars.
- Hi. I'm Casper's younger brother.
- You're what?
- Casper's younger brother.
- You're Casper's brother?
What is this?
What's he saying?
I've never seen you
before in my life.
- You don't know who I am?
- No. Not at all.
No! What do you think you're doing?
Are you insane or what?
Oh no, darling...
- Look up.
- Why did he come?
I asked him to. He's a plumber.
- Come in.
- Do you have some cotton wool?
Do you have to look up or down?
The part went to Jean-Marc Barr.
I'm really fed up.
I even negotiated on your behalf.
You could've had a future beyond
your wildest dreams. What do you do?
Get yourself mixed up
in some stupid fight.
- What if..?
- I've wasted enough time.
Goodbye, gentlemen.
Grow up, damn it.
There's an album where
Haddock gets stung by a bee...
Whatever. You talk too much.
You can have gel nails,
strengthening gel...
- Mia?
- Yes. Hello.
- I'm here for a French manicure.
- A French manicure, okay.
- Hi, Frank. Good to see you again.
- Do you know each other?
- Eh...
- No.
- Shall we go in?
- Yes.
- Come with me.
- See you later, honey.
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OOPS!
Okay, I'll just get this ready.
And... action!
Turn, please,
so we can see you from the side.
And the other side.
Super. And all the way round.
Thank you very much.
Tintin, Terry. Stay here.
- Captain, where are you going?
- Quiet, Tintin.
If Dr. M?ller suspects anything...
Woof. Terry.
Thundering typhoons, Tintin!
Here's Dr. M?ller. Let's run.
Stop.
Blistering barnacles! Troglodytes!
Kleptomaniacs!
Pockmarks!
Toffee-noses!
Come on, Tintin!
Tintin, get down.
That's it.
Ace.
They asked you
to give it everything.
- And you did.
- I gave it full power.
They want you
or Jean-Marc Barr.
- Isn't he too old?
- Maybe he's too famous.
They want an actor
who is unknown in America.
Suddenly it's good
to be unknown in the USA.
Yes, but you're a great actor.
- Who's playing Tintin?
- DiCaprio, I think.
- Imagine that. Me in Hollywood!
- It's fantastic.
It's just mad, this whole thing,
It's as if my life is doing this...
All the way round.
I've been fighting in Denmark.
Suddenly it's: "Hello,
this is Hollywood." That's it.
There's something
I haven't told you.
I got a letter from a guy who...
... who claims to be my half-brother.
I talked to my dad,
and it's true, damn it.
That's crazy.
Hollywood, I've got a half-brother,
I'm no longer an only child...
- I think you should meet him.
- Do you?
As an only child
you see yourself as being unique.
Will it hurt my self-esteem
if someone else resembles me?
Not unless he looks exactly like you.
- Want to go out tonight?
- No, I'm staying home with Mia.
If you change your mind I'm going out
with five girls from Arndal Fitness.
They're gorgeous.
Just say the word.
It sounds like something you've
done before. That's not new.
- Want to share some red wine?
- Yes, alright.
- Did you fix the U-bend?
- Eh... no.
- Could you do it, please?
- Right now?
Yes.
- Go up and do it.
- Okay.
I can't work it out.
It's more complicated
than I thought.
You can never work
these things out.
Chicken. Chicken.
Hi, Chicken.
Are you watching kids' TV?
Can we turn it off, please?
- No, I want to see it.
- But it sucks.
- I think it's fun.
- I don't want to watch this.
- I'll go out for a beer with Casper.
- Okay.
- He's really excited about Haddock.
- Can I see this, please?
I thought you might
find it interesting. Bye now.
I thought you might
find it interesting. Bye now.
Thundering typhoons!
Hey!
-It's Casper. What's going on?
- I've done something crazy.
-Mia has called me a thousand times.
- I've screwed up.
- What have you been doing?
- I've been screwing around.
- You need to warn me first.
- Yes.
- What have you told Mia?
- That you're at my place.
That was two hours ago.
I told her you were in the shower.
- Not for two hours.
-I've called you a million times.
- Did she seem furious?
-Yes, of course.
-Go home now.
- I can't do this on my own.
- You have to come and pick me up.
-Where are you?
- H.C. ?rsted's Road.
-What number?
- Can't I just go down and wave?
-I'll be there in fifteen minutes.
- Thanks. Bye.
-See you.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- I'm in a bit of a panic.
- A panic?
- Yeah, I've screwed up.
- Have you?
- I've overslept.
- Are you going to work?
No. I'm going home.
- Do you have a girlfriend or what?
- Yes. I have.
I told you.
No, you didn't.
Jesus, Frank.
Get in, quickly.
This is what happened.
Ready? Here's the plan.
You helped me rehearse the Haddock
part. You fell asleep on the couch.
You got up and had a shower.
That's when Mia called.
Then we went for brunch.
That's why it's half past nine now.
- Okay? Understood?
- Who's going to say it?
- I'll take care of that.
- Yes, because I can't lie.
Let's get this straight.
Did you use a condom?
- No.
- That's pretty stupid.
- Have you washed yourself?
- No.
You have to. Your girlfriend can
always smell another girl's pussy.
I've got some wet wipes.
Take one
and rub down your willie.
- This is bad.
- We'll save you. Relax, Frank.
- Did you go down on her as well?
- I can't remember.
Wipe your mouth as well,
just in case.
Not the same wipe.
That's disgusting.
Yes, of course.
I'm a bit out of it.
- I'm here for you. Don't worry.
- My tongue as well?
Don't I have a mint
or something? No.
Chew on the wipe, then.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
- Where have you been?
- I fell asleep over at Casper's.
We were rehearsing my role,
and we got really knackered...
And you didn't think to call
and let me know?
And you didn't think to call
and let me know?
I lay down on the couch
to have a little nap.
- And then I fell into a deep sleep.
- You close your eyes, and that's it.
- Why didn't you call this morning?
- Well...
It might have been...
I forgot to say that you called.
So we...
It's partly my mistake.
I was really worried.
These days, people get worried if you
don't return a call straight away.
In the 19th century,
nobody got worried.
I'll go home and keep working.
I'm all...
- Are you okay, Mia?
- Yeah, I was just...
Thanks for your help, Frank.
See you. Bye, bye.
I'm really sorry, honey.
I completely forgot.
Yeah...
We were rehearsing
the Haddock thing, and then...
... I got really tired
and fell asleep on the couch.
I'm sorry you've been
so worried. Forgive me.
What's that smell?
What?
You smell of lemon
or something like that.
It must be...
It's washing up liquid.
We had some food,
and I spilled on my clothes.
So I cleaned it
with some washing up liquid.
Yeah, that's really silly.
I'll go up and change, honey.
- Frank?
- Yes?
If you've been with someone else,
it's over, you know.
- I haven't.
- No. That's good.
- I'll come clean and face the music.
- No, Frank, come on. Stop it.
She'll understand. It was just
a shag. No feelings involved.
If she finds out, you're history.
Then you'll turn into a wimp -
- and say:
"Casper has done it as well."
Then I'll drag Gintberg and Car?e
and the rest of them down with me.
The future of Danish showbiz
rests with me.
You'll feel rotten and paranoid
for about eight days.
Stick with me. I'll help you.
And deny, deny, deny.
Relax, man.
I've got it under control.
But I've got other things
to think about than you, you know.
My whole life
is about to turn around.
I'm on my way to Hollywood. It's
a great risk sitting here with you.
I can't catch a cold.
I can't trip over a branch.
- Why?
- Then everything's off.
- What?
- The Haddock thing.
- If you catch a cold?
- Yeah, then I'm out of the movie.
Well... And I'm meeting
my brother this afternoon.
There are lots of feelings involved.
- Pull yourself together.
- I think about it all the time.
Yeah, but I'd like to go home now.
The good thing is
I really love Mia. I can feel it.
Don't worry.
That'll pass as well.
It's just your bad conscience.
Come and meet my brother.
I'm sure he's a cool guy.
I'm thinking...
We'll go for a Montrachet, right?
- Have you got the 2002?
- No, unfortunately not.
That's a shame. We'll have
to make do with the 2001, then.
Montrachet 2001
C?te de Brie, please.
- That's a really good choice.
- Yes, it's a fine wine as well.
- We'll go for that.
- Yeah, that's fine.
Bloody good wine.
Bloody good wine, man.
Oh, boy.
- I'll just text Mia.
- No, no. Stop it.
Don't do anything you
wouldn't normally do. Right?
- Oh...
- Now we're both nervous.
Yeah, I'm a bit nervous now,
I must admit.
- I want things to go well.
- Have you seen a picture of him?
Hi, bro.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi. Lars.
- Frank. I'm a friend of Casper.
- Oh. Hello.
- Hello.
- So you're my brother?
- Yes.
- So you're my brother?
- Yes.
- Oh. Well, we meet.
- Yes, indeed.
- Finally.
- Oh, yes.
I was just telling Frank that
I don't know anything about you.
- I thought you might be a writer.
- No, no. I'm a plumber.
- Okay.
- I'm fixing some waste pipes.
- Plummer, that's to do with...
- Toilets and sinks.
- That's a worthy profession.
- Yes, definitely.
I ordered a bottle of Montrachet.
They didn't have the 2002,
but I got us a 2001.
What is it?
- It's white wine...
- I don't drink wine. It's too sour.
- Well, some people don't like it.
- I prefer beer.
- I have to go to the toilet.
- Yes, of course.
- Okay.
- Yeah. Brilliant...
- So you're a plumber?
- Yes.
I've got some problems
with a U-bend at home.
Can you fix that sort of thing?
- Of course. You know my brother.
- Can you be bothered?
- Absolutely.
- That would be a great help.
- In a few days, perhaps?
- Yes, anytime. Great.
I'll be right back.
What's wrong?
What do you think?
He's not my brother, damn it.
- Isn't he?
- A plumber?
I'm not related to a fucking plumber!
I'm going to Hollywood, and then
this jerk comes along and ruins it.
- He seems nice.
- What are you? A moron?
You want me to be seen with him?
Walk with him?
You want everyone to know
that that's a part of me?
- Idiot.
- It is a part of you.
Like hell it isn't.
I'm not having it. I'm leaving.
- You bet I am.
- I don't want to be left with him.
I don't, Casper.
You wouldn't be like that,
would you?
If I found out I had a brother?
No.
He's just so dishonest, Casper.
He really is.
- Yes, he is a bit...
- A bit.
I bet he cheats on Iben as well.
- No, I don't think so.
- You don't?
The two things
aren't necessarily linked.
- Do you want to cuddle?
- Yes, honey.
- What are you doing?
- What?
Frank, you've got something
on your willie.
- I've got what?
- Some spots or something...
- What is it?
- It's probably nothing.
- What?
- It's probably nothing.
It's gross. You have
to go and see the doctor.
- Can you feel anything now..?
- No, I can't, actually.
It's good to get it checked.
Yeah...
Look at this cushion.
Wouldn't it be nice for the couch?
Your turn, Frank.
Please come in.
- See you, honey.
- I'll come in with you.
- Alright?
- You'll what?
- No, no. What are you doing?
- I'm coming in with you.
- Does it hurt?
- Yes, a bit.
It hurts a bit.
Okay. Good.
Let's take a look.
Okay. Good.
Let's take a look.
Let's have a look.
Yes... Okay...
Yes...
Rig ht. Okay. You can
put your trousers back on.
Okay.
It looks unmistakably
like my little daughter's red bum, -
- when we've been too eager
with the wet wipes.
That's funny, because
I did actually use a wet wipe.
- To wash your glans?
- Your willie?
- Yes. Yesterday.
- That's not a good idea.
No, I can see that. It was
while I was over at Casper's.
We washed ourselves with
wet wipes. Just to get inspired.
We won't do anything.
It'll be gone in a few days.
- Good to see you again.
- You, too.
- How is it going?
- I think I'm in the clear.
I told you. After seven or
eight days, everything will be fine.
- You're right.
- Of course.
I had to go behind your back
and call all the guys -
- and say: "We've got an emergency
if Frank breaks down."
The good thing is I'm much
more focused on Mia now.
How she's feeling,
and what she's thinking.
- It didn't matter for years.
- Shall we go and join them?
- Hi, chicks.
- Why, if that isn't Captain Haddock!
Indeed it is. Thundering typhoons!
Did you tell her?
- Yes, of course.
- Say congratulations.
We'll see how it goes,
you know.
If this Tintin movie
becomes a success -
- you never know what might...
I'm Haddock now!
I'm just saying, I might be
on a roll from now on.
- Let's celebrate.
- Cheers. Congratulations.
- I can't drink too much.
- I've had too much already. Cheers.
- Frank, have you seen Iben's nails?
- I found a new manicurist.
I think you should try it.
You've got your fingers
down all that tea and dust.
- I'll treat you, honey.
- You will?
Oh, yes.
You deserve to be spoiled.
- Thanks a lot. See you.
- Thank you, Mia.
- See you.
- Bye, bye.
What's up, big brother?
Good to see you the other day.
- What are you doing here?
- Didn't your U-bend need fixing?
- Oh, yeah.
- Or what?
Hi. I'm Casper's
younger brother, Lars.
- Hi. I'm Casper's younger brother.
- You're what?
- Casper's younger brother.
- You're Casper's brother?
What is this?
What's he saying?
I've never seen you
before in my life.
- You don't know who I am?
- No. Not at all.
No! What do you think you're doing?
Are you insane or what?
Oh no, darling...
- Look up.
- Why did he come?
I asked him to. He's a plumber.
- Come in.
- Do you have some cotton wool?
Do you have to look up or down?
The part went to Jean-Marc Barr.
I'm really fed up.
I even negotiated on your behalf.
You could've had a future beyond
your wildest dreams. What do you do?
Get yourself mixed up
in some stupid fight.
- What if..?
- I've wasted enough time.
Goodbye, gentlemen.
Grow up, damn it.
There's an album where
Haddock gets stung by a bee...
Whatever. You talk too much.
You can have gel nails,
strengthening gel...
- Mia?
- Yes. Hello.
- I'm here for a French manicure.
- A French manicure, okay.
- Hi, Frank. Good to see you again.
- Do you know each other?
- Eh...
- No.
- Shall we go in?
- Yes.
- Come with me.
- See you later, honey.