Kitti Katz (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript

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-[electricity crackling]
-[Kitti Katz] Meow!

[chuckles]

"Move to the city," I figured.

"Live with Aunt Lulu 'cause Mom
and Dad are working," I thought.

[Cleo meows]

Look, I knew things would be different.
Just not this different.

-[meows]
-All of a sudden I'm a "Chosen One."

And now I've got, like,
super "meow meow" cat powers?

-And you can talk.
-[meows]

-And I can understand you.
-[meows]

How is that normal?



Now there's this evil goddess
spirit thingy named Anubia,

whose evil magic makes
people all evil glowy-eyed.

And, like, on top of all that,

Chosen One, cat powers,
evil spirit goddess thingy,

the weirdest thing of all,

and I mean it…

-Charity is suddenly nice.
-[cranky screeching]

-[meows]
-Like, really nice.

-[meows]
-Oh!

Sorry, Cleo.

Tabitha. Were you saying something to me?

-No. Cleo and I were just talking.
-[purrs]

I mean, I was just…

I was just wondering,
any news on Mr. O'Keeffe?



I said I'd sub for him again,

if he wanted more time off…
[sighs] …after his strange episode.

I mean, it is strange, right?

One day,
O'Keeffe is so sick he's delirious,

ends up in a Warehouse District.

[sighs] No memory of how he got there.

Next day, he's back at school.
Everything's fine.

Guess you never know
what to expect around here.

That's exactly
what I was talking about with Cleo.

-I mean, to Cleo.
-[meows]

Not really talking with her
because she's a cat, right?

And well, um…

Toast?

[meows]

[theme music playing]

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Woo! ♪

♪ Ruby Kitti! ♪

♪ Hey! Sapphire Kitti! ♪

♪ Emerald Kitti! ♪

♪ Kitti Katz! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

[Kia] Morning detention's the worst.

I mean, I don't even like
cleaning up my bedroom,

much less O'Keeffe's classroom.

Not fair, either. Okay, so maybe
we did sneak out of school yesterday.

But we were saving the world.

It was pretty amazing.

Amazing?
No, amazing is acing my science test.

Fighting Demon Dogs
and the spirit of some demon goddess?

That's just crazy.

Shh.

Hey, Finley. Heard you got
payback on those jerks yesterday.

He literally trashed
those two guys who always bully him.

Know I should have felt bad about it.
But at the time, it kind of felt good.

-[Finley sneezes]
-Cleo says we don't have much time.

We gotta find Anubia's spirit
before she finds a host body.

Nope. I don't have time for this.

I'm buried in homework.
I'm a million pages behind in my reading.

This is so not my problem.

[groans] I didn't ask for this.

Yeah. Just thinking about facing off
against a demon spirit makes me scared.

And you know what happens
when I get scared.

Ah! [gasps]

[meows]

-[Finley sneezes]
-Uh…

Okay. Just take deep breaths, Zami. Relax.

-You're fine.
-[meows]

Just purr.

[purrs]

[sneezes]

[grunting]

Phew.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

[grunts]

For the ten-thousandth time,
get out of my head.

[Anubia] You think I like being in
this vapid airspace you call a brain?

No, but we're stuck with each other.
So, work with me.

[groans] I told you before,
I'm not working with you.

Now get out of my head!

Why don't you stop fighting me
and allow me to do what I must do?

Oh! Right. Rule the world.

Not yet. But you're thinking
in the right direction.

Right now, I need to learn what that
teacher of yours, Mr. O'Keeffe, knows.

-About history?
-No!

I already know about history.

-I am history.
-[indistinct chatter]

-I wish you were history.
-[Roxi gasps]

Are you talking to me?

[scoffs] No. Don't you hear her?
I'm possessed by a demon.

[grunts]

Possessed by a demon?
Tell me something I don't know.

[laughs]

So, the other night,
can we talk about that?

Are you starting to remember
what happened?

I'm just trying to keep it all straight.

I thought I heard this voice
in my head with a strange laugh.

But all I really remember is
I was walking down the street,

then I was in the Warehouse District.

[chuckles] That's how it works,
Mr. O'Keeffe.

You walk, you end up places.

Mr. O'Keeffe, I need to talk to you.

-[gasps]
-Mm?

No. No, I don't.

[Anubia] Yes, you do!

No, I don't.

Mm? [chuckles]

Well, it will have to wait
until after class.

[school bell ringing]

Right. Detention's over. Take your seats.

Time to learn a little history.

Out of my way, you inferior peasant.

Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.

-Yes, I did.
-Mm?

-Huh?
-[Kia gasps]

Oh, man.

Tabs!

You okay?

Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.

[grunts]

Wait, what just happened?

I thought Charity was nice now.

Maybe that is Charity being nice.

Okay, class, who can tell me something
about last night's reading?

-[clears throat]
-[nervous chuckle]

Let me try that again.

Who can tell me something about
Ancient Egypt before I pop quiz you all?

Hmm.

[O'Keeffe] No one? Okay, then--

Actually, Ancient Egyptians
called their land Kemet,

meaning "black land,"
because of the Nile's black mud.

The surrounding desert
they called Deshret, meaning "red land."

Very good, Charity!

You may have just spared
your classmates a pop quiz.

-[student] Cool!
-[Anubia] You see?

You help me, I help you.

I don't think that was part
of the reading assignment.

Who cares?

We just dodged a pop quiz.

And so, yes, everyone talks about
those Egyptian gods, Ra and Anubis,

but no one
ever talks about Anubis's sister,

the Goddess Anubia. Or Ra's sister.

Well, yes, but that's because
those were only minor goddesses.

Minor? Ha!

That's what their brothers
wanted everyone to believe,

because they were jealous
of their sisters' power.

And just like typical males,
they stole the spotlight.

-Whoa!
-[school bell rings]

Yes. Well, um, thank you, Charity.

Class dismissed.

Mr. O'Keeffe.

Tell me what you know about my gemstone.

Your gemstone?

Perhaps you should tell me
why you stole it.

I--

I was going to give it back.

I'm going to give it back.

[Anubia] No, that won't happen.

No, that won't happen.

[grunts]

Just leave me alone.

But you wanted to speak to me.

Charity, are you all right?

[cackles]

That laugh. I've heard that laugh before.

[in Anubia's voice]
Tell me what you know, you puny mortal.

You! You're real?

Not a dream? You were--

I was, and am, Anubia.

[whines]

Come on, Charity.
We'll be late for soccer practice.

I'm not running the laps because of you.

[in normal voice] Right. Coming, Roxi.

Help me, Mr. O'Keeffe. Please. Help me.

Oh.

[upbeat music playing]

-All right!
-Awesome!

[Valentin] Yeah!

[girl] Yeah!

[blows whistle]

All right, ladies, good work.
That's enough practice for today.

[screams]

[evil laugh]

At least we know
you're good at one thing. Falling down.

[Kia] Tabs!

-Tabs!
-Tabs!

That's it. I'm done.

Charity's nothing but trouble.
I'm telling my brother to dump her.

You're being too harsh.

Charity might just be having a bad day.

Bad day?

She just tripped you. On purpose.

Val needs to cut her loose.

Come on, Kia. I'm sure
your brother can look out for himself.

You should just forget about Charity.

You know what? I'm tired of you
telling me what I should or shouldn't do.

Telling me
I have to fight some demon goddess.

Or how to deal with my brother.
Or his girlfriend.

Wait-- No!

I didn't sign up to save the world,

and I sure didn't sign up to listen
to you lecture me about my own brother.

I've got homework to do.

Kia, wait! I didn't mean… [sighs]

What's with the cheap shots
and smack talk?

I thought you were over that.

No. I'm over you.

It's so obvious you like her.

Always worried "Wittle Tabsie"
will get hurt.

[Anubia] Ah, boyfriend problems.

Let me help you with that.

[in Anubia's voice] You have a warm heart.

Time for it to get stone-cold.

[grunts]

Be a shame if that girl hurt herself.

Or if someone else did it for her.

[Anubia] You see?
Once again, I can help you.

Now you need to help me.

-[whistle blowing]
-[growls]

Hustle it up, Tabitha!

[growls]

[roars]

[Ailuro] And the tests on the scepter…
Unbelievable!

Finally the D.O.G. will be able to prove
the existence of supernatural phenomenon.

That is good news, Director Ailuro.

Look, I know I said it before,

but I'm truly sorry
I failed to get the Anubia gemstone.

Something else has come up
that you'll find rather interesting.

Oh.

Can we meet up later? Say, 10:00 tonight?

[Ailuro sighs] Very well, Agent O'Keeffe.
Meet me at the D.O.G. van.

In front of that coffee shop, The Vibe.

-See you then.
-Hm.

Huh?

Think we'll be able to find
the Kitti Katz?

Hope so. It's all I was thinking about
at school today.

You know I named them, right?

Yeah. You might have told me before,
like a couple of times.

-Four, actually. No, five.
-[chuckles]

A lot of people think
they're just some kind of cosplayers,

you know, pretending to be
some kind of superhero cat girls.

Which we all know don't exist.
So, why cosplay 'em? Makes no sense.

Wait, you're looking
for the Kitti Katz in a trash can?

No. But I'm thinking, to find them,
I need to find those strange-o cats.

The Spirit Cats.

And what then?

Well, then maybe they'll lead us
to the Kitti Katz hideout.

And maybe we can find out
their secret identities!

-You think they have secret identities?
-Most superheroes do.

I think? Uh, anyway, they could be anyone.
They could even be someone we know.

[gasps]

[shivering]

Oh.

[gasps] Oh.

[whining]

Okay. Why'd we have to meet up here?
You know I have a fear of heights.

[Valentin] We came up here all the time
when we were kids. Remember?

[Kia] Yeah, and I was scared all the time.

But I came up anyway,
because you did. [chuckles]

We're twins, but I always
thought of you as my big brother.

Never wanted you to think
I couldn't be as good as you,

as brave as you.

It is rather high up.
Someone could get hurt if they fell.

Val!

Are you okay?

I'm fine. Now, call Tabitha.

No way I'm talking to Tabs right now.

Call her! She's who I want.
You're just the bait!

[gasps]

Val. Your eyes!

Oh, no.

Make the call!

Okay, okay, okay.

[Tabs] Kia. I'm so sorry.

What I said at soccer,
I have no business--

Tabs, no. It wasn't you, it was me.

I'm just stressing with school.

[grunts]

Tabs, can you meet me on that
rooftop by the big neon fish sign?

I feel we need to, uh,
clear the air. Thanks.

-There. Done it.
-Kia, you still there?

-[growls]
-What's wrong? Kia?

Val.

Why are you acting
all ultra-weird with that strange…

[whimpering]

…demon-like glow in your eyes?

-Why do you want Tabs to come here?
-[snarls]

That's my business.

Now, she better hurry,
or I'll get the party started without her.

[roars]

-[Kia gasps]
-[Tabs] Hang tight.

Zami and me are on our way.

Okay, Val. When we were little,
you'd be right there, protecting me.

And now I'm going to protect you, V.

[grunts] V?

You used to call me that.

When-- When we were kids.

[sighs] Right. That's right.

[roars]

[screams]

Where's Tabitha?

I mean, sure.
Ruby Kitti has those awesome claws.

And Emerald Kitti
does that sweet glider move.

But Sapphire Kitti…
Sapphire Kitti's the best!

The way she chases her tail,
does that tornado!

[gasps]

That's so cool!

Plus, she's the cutest.

-[gasps, giggles]
-Get you a yogurt?

You wanna buy me a yogurt?

Not buy, exactly. Got a BOGO coupon.

"Buy one get one free."
You know, use it or lose it.

-Right.
-[phone ringing]

Okay. Chocolate and raspberry swirl.

-[ringing continues]
-Thanks.

Tabs, you won't believe
who's Cisco's favorite Kitti Kat!

-It's--
-Not now, Zami.

Kia's on the roof of that building,
the one with the big neon fish.

-Ooh, I love that building.
-She's in trouble!

Valentin's been infected
with Anubia's demon magic.

Meet you there.

Val's a demon? Whoa, that's--
That's scary.

[meows]

Not again.

Zami?

-[Zami meows]
-Zami?

Zami?

-[Zami meows]
-Huh?

[Valentin growls]

Must get rid of Tabitha!

-[Tabs] Kia!
-[gasps]

[panting] Sorry.
Got here as fast as I could.

Zami's on her way too.

[grunts] Tabitha!

[gasps]

Uh, I thought you might come as,
you know, Ruby Kitti?

[growls]

Yeah, I already tried
that Kitti Katz purring thing.

-Guess I can't do it on my own.
-[grunts]

Whoa.

Impressive!

-[growls]
-[Tabs] Run!

-[Kia] Help!
-[growls]

-[Tabs] Sorry about earlier.
-[Kia] My bad!

This saving-the-world stuff, thought
I could blow off this superhero thing,

like it's not my problem. But it is!

-[grunts]
-[screams]

-[panting]
-[Valentin growls]

Where is Zami?

-[Zami] I'm here!
-[Tabs gasps]

I mean, down here. Meow!

You came like that?

I got scared.

[roars]

Okay, we can't hurt him.
He's still my brother.

-But he could definitely hurt us.
-[roars]

We'll just keep him busy?

You know,
until Anubia's demon magic wears off?

-[grunts]
-[screaming]

-If it wears off!
-[growls]

[growls]

Okay, ready?

[purring]

-[all gasp]
-[all] Oops!

[purring]

[electricity crackling]

Ruby Kitti!

Emerald Kitti!

Sapphire Kitti!

[all] Meow!

-[music sting]
-[Valentin grunts]

[evil laugh]

[grunting]

[Tabs] Whoa! [gasps]

Party time.

[Tabs] Hi-ya!

-[wristband rings]
-Cisco… Uh, hi!

-[Cisco] Where'd you go?
-Uh…

Walking my dog. Yeah.
Forgot I was supposed to do it.

-[growls]
-[Cisco] You got a dog?

He's off-leash. Woof, woof! Gotta go. Bye.

[groans]

Oh, no! You don't think Val
is Anubia's host body, do you?

No way. Before you came,
I could tell he's Val.

[roars]

Meow!

[Zami] No!

[grunts]

[electricity crackling]

-[grunts]
-[screams]

[grunting]

Val, no! You might get hurt!

[evil laugh]

[Tabs] No!

-[screaming]
-[Tabs] Run!

[Valentin screams]

[gasping]

[electricity crackling]

No!

-[Valentin moans]
-[all] Whoa!

Demon magic.

So, that's what it looks like.

[gasping]

[Valentin moans]

Val? Val, are you…?

I'm fine.

What happened?

Why am I here?

Actually, you invited us here.

I did?

Sorry, I-- I don't remember.

It's okay. Come on. Let's get you home.

[Tabs] Meow!

-[phone rings]
-[Cleo meows]

Aunt Lulu? Everything all right?

[meows]

[Aunt Lulu]
Can't someone call to say hello?

Yeah. I think I like those calls the best.

Me too. A-Anyway,
we are slammed at the homeless shelter.

-Massive power outage.
-[sighs]

They're working
on the emergency generators now.

No clue what happened. So don't wait up.
Love you. Bye.

Love you too. Bye.

About that power outage…

Whoops!

[laughs]

But at least Valentin's okay.
And Kia, Zami and I have decided

we'll help each other out
with homework and stuff,

just like we help each other out
when we're being superheroes.

Good. You'll need to help each other.

-[sighs]
-Anubia's powers are growing stronger.

We'll all be in big trouble if she gets
her hands on her magic scepter.

Magic scepter? Wait, what?

Another Kat Kouncil secret?
Great. A magic scepter!

[tense music playing]

-[van door slides]
-[gasps]

[gasps]

[yelps]

I really don't think we should do this.

[Anubia] I really don't think
you have a choice.

Ha! Oh, well, nothing here.
Just a bunch of computers.

[gasps] My-- My scepter.

[Charity gasps]

My teacher!

[panting]

[suspenseful music playing]

[screaming]

-[O'Keeffe groans]
-Hm.

Oh…

[closing theme music playing]

♪ Meow! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪