Kitti Katz (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript

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-[electricity crackling]
-[Kitti Katz] Meow!

[grunting]

Come on. Don't make me hurt you.

-Gimme my waffle now!
-[meows]

Tabitha, I…
I told you that old thing is pesky.

Uh, lemme--

-Nah. I got this.
-[Cleo meows]

Uh, good. 'Cause I'm running late.

Subbing for Mr. O'Keeffe.

[chuckles] Sounds fun.

See you at school.



So thankful I have a self-sufficient niece
who can battle toasters.

[intriguing music playing]

Good thing she doesn't know
what else you battle.

[newscaster] Trending this morning.

Footage from last night's cat brawl
in Bignell Park.

Some in Los Gatos are calling
these costumed cat girls "vigilantes."

Others, "superheroes."

Ah!

I can't believe we made the news.

Can't believe you know
how to work my phone.

And you know my passcode?

Hey, I'm a cat.

And now you're a superhero.

That is kinda cool.



So, you like being a Chosen One?

Mm, I didn't say that.

It's just that Kia, Zami, and me,
we're just not as reluctant as we were.

So, if we have to be superheroes
for a while, fine.

I mean, all we have to do
is rescue a few Spirit Cats,

find some ancient gemstone.

How hard can it be?

[gasps]

Ugh!

How is it possible
that this is both frozen and burnt?

[chuckles]

[theme music playing]

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Woo! ♪

♪ Ruby Kitti! ♪

♪ Hey! Sapphire Kitti! ♪

♪ Emerald Kitti! ♪

♪ Kitti Katz! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

[gentle music playing]

[groans] Look at this, Dobie.

[growls, barks]

That new girl, Tabs,
posts one silly photo of her cat,

everyone likes it.

Even Valentin.

-[Dobie growls]
-Ugh!

And just because she's so nice.

Well, I can be nice too.

I mean, how hard can it be?

[exhales, grunts]

Yeah. [giggles]

-[mom] You're gonna be late for school!
-[Charity groans]

I mean--

Coming, Mother!

[mysterious music playing]

[growls]

[school bell ringing]

All right, Mr. O'Keeffe called in sick,
so I'm filling in.

Now, since this is a history class,

we're gonna talk Ancient Egyptian sports.

Like field hockey,
javelin throwing, archery.

While I go and get a visual aid,

look up online
what other sports they played.

[students] Okay.

Oh. And I know "sub" means goof-off time…
[chuckles]

…but there will be none of that. Right?

-[door opens]
-[all] Of course not.

[door closes]

My vlog on the Kitti Katz last night?

Two million views. Wild.

I heard they're cat robots created
by the government to spy on us.

I'm not sure, but I think
they're some kind of superheroes.

And, like, I don't know if I told you,
but I named them the Kitti Katz.

[Valentin] Ugh…

[Valentin, Roxi, Paz] You told us.

So? What do you think,
now that we're officially superheroes?

-Can I put it on my college application?
-[door opens]

Probably not.

[Aunt Lulu clears throat]

Charity.

So glad you could make it.

Ugh, you're welcome. I mean--

I'm sorry, Miss Birman.

[sighs] So, tell me,

what Ancient Egyptian sports

did you find online?

-Uh…
-[clears throat]

Right. Then, who can tell me what this is?

Uh, a waste of time?

This is a palm tree branch.

But in Ancient Egypt,
it was used to play field hockey.

Of course, they didn't use an eraser.

They used a ball made
of papyrus covered with leather.

Ugh. Really?

-[glass shatters]
-Whoa!

[man] Ow!

And… they probably didn't play
in a classroom either.

[intriguing music playing]

Holy mother of-- Director Ailuro!

The psychic radiation levels
are off the chart.

This Anubia gemstone
from the museum could be dangerous.

[Ailuro] That's exactly why
we're taking it off your student's hands.

We're saving lives here, Agent O'Keeffe.

[Dobie growls]

[device beeping]

Hm. This'll be easier than I thought.

[groans]

[straining]

Oh, come on!

Oh!

[screams]

[screams]

[Ailuro] Did you get it?

What is going on?

-I'm not sure. I don't think it's good.
-[Dobie growls]

[barks]

Gotta go. Call you later.

-[screams]
-[barks]

[screams]

-[screams]
-[Anubia] You can't run away from me.

A talking dog!

[Anubia] I'm not the dog,
you foolish mortal.

Who are you? Where are you?

[Anubia] I'm in your body. Your soul.

[agent] Director Ailuro,

has Agent O'Keeffe secured
the Anubia gemstone?

Good question.

I'm starting to think recruiting
a school teacher wasn't the best idea.

Well, he does know his Egyptian history.

Yes, but we're the D.O.G.

The Department of Ghouls,
Ghosts, Goblins, and Other Gory Things.

Oh, never mind!

How are the tests coming?

Uh, it's emitting high magnetic,

kinetic, and hyper-neuronetic frequency.

Oh!

Finally!

I can prove that the supernatural exists.

Finally, I can get
the recognition I deserve.

-You mean that the Department deserves?
-Yes, yes. Whatever.

[laughing evilly]

[upbeat music playing]

[Aunt Lulu] Keep up that hustle, team.

Ooh, nice one. [chuckles]

Yes! Nice.

Ooh! Another nice one. [chuckles]

Nice, nice, nice.

Hmm.

[Tabitha screams]

[gasps]

Tabs. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

I'm fine. Really.

[Charity sighs] I'm so, so, so glad.

Is Charity hugging Tabs?

Yeah. She told me
she's turning over a new leaf.

Trying to be nicer. I think it's cute.

You know? Every time I turn over a leaf,
it always exposes a bunch of yucky bugs.

Little crawly--
And totally has nothing to do with this.

Hey, did I tell you I was the one
who named them the Kitti Katz?

[sighs]

[both] You told us.

[O'Keeffe] Help! Help! [screams]

-[Dobie barks]
-Just borrowing!

Hey, that's my bike.

[Anubia] You really think
you can outrun that dog?

[growls]

[O'Keeffe screams]

I'm thinking, as superheroes,
we can slow down time.

School today seemed
to slow down to a stop.

Longest day ever.

Not sure that was our doing.

Uh, hi.

We heard about
some recent Spirit Cat activity.

Heading out to get more info.

Uh, this is where you turn into kittens.

Love to, but homework!

-Promised Aunt Lulu I'd vacuum.
-I'm free.

I know. We didn't ask
to be the Chosen Ones.

But the sooner
we round up the Spirit Cats,

the sooner things
get back to normal. Right?

[Kia and Tabitha] Fine.

[making purring noises]

[meowing]

[Cisco] Sorry, can't join you this time.

I'm on a mission
to find the Kitti Katz' secret hideout.

[chuckles]
The frozen yogurt will miss you, bro.

And we'll keep our eyes open.

If we see a giant scratching post…
[chuckles] …we'll call.

[Zami meows]

[meows]

[purring]

Aw. You're a cutie.

Hear that? Thinks I'm a cutie.

[meows]

This is the best. I can totally
crush on Cisco without him knowing.

You can tell him when you're not a kitten.

[gasps]

Absolutely not.

[meowing]

[intriguing music playing]

[panting]

[Anubia] You might have escaped the dog,

but you can't escape me.

Who are you?

-[screams]
-I'm Anubia, Goddess of the Underworld.

[screams] Oh!

-[girl] There, that's the one.
-I'm the one-- What?

You took my little brother's bike.

I'll… I'll buy a new one.

J-Just not now.

Right now, I think I might be possessed
by an Ancient Egyptian goddess.

[both] Right.

[teen girl laughs menacingly]

[supernatural grunting]

-Whoa. Way stronger than he looks.
-[evil grunt]

[clattering]

No way!

[Anubia] You're welcome.

[intriguing music playing]

[Trixie] Hey, Cleo.

Hey, Trixie. Got here as fast as we could.

What's the meow?

My sources say they spotted
some Spirit Cats out in the-- Oh!

Will you look at that? Oh! Ooh!

It's so shiny.
You can see your reflection in it.

You wanna look?

No, thanks. A-About those Spirit Cats?

Spirit Cats?

Right! They were seen
in the Warehouse District.

[kissing sound]

You sure you don't wanna look?

[suspenseful music playing]

[whining] Please, please.
Can you just go away?

Leave me alone.

[Anubia] Not until you tell me
what you know about the gemstone.

Only that it possesses
some sort of supernatural powers.

[whoosh]

Oh!

That would be me.

I've been imprisoned in it for centuries.

Soon my powers will be fully restored,

and your world
will tremble at my every word.

Come out, my pretty kitties.

I know you're there. I can sense you.

Just like you sense me.

-[growls]
-[O'Keeffe whimpers]

[panting]

[big sneeze]

[O'Keeffe] Nice kitties. Nice…

Oh.

[O'Keeffe whimpers]

Now, my faithful felines.
Guard this mortal until I can return.

[growling]

[whimpers]

[sneezes]

[intriguing music playing]

[panting]

No ordinary cats.

These three seem to be extremely special.

Look at the way they move.
Like skilled hunters on the prowl.

Who knows, friends?

These three
may be the pets of the Kitti Katz.

-[Spirit Cats growling]
-Oh! Ah!

I think they may have just snuck into
their super-secret headquarters.

Come. Let's have a look.

[intriguing music continues]

Whoa. Not a super-secret headquarters.

[sneezes]

-Cats!
-Mr. O'Keeffe!

Aren't you supposed to be sick?

[big sneeze] Cats!

Yes, I see that.

I was-- I was walking down the street,
and I was talking to this dog.

No. No, no.
I-I-I was being chased by this dog.

I was talking to this, uh…
this voice in my head, and… and…

I don't remember!

Ooh!

You must be really sick.

[clattering]

Time to run, Mr. O'Keeffe!

That's what I've been doing all day.

-[roar]
-[Cisco grunts]

[growls]

Run!

[Cisco yells]

[Cisco] Help!

Help! Oh!

Help!

-[growling]
-[screams]

[clattering]

I'd say it sounds like
the Spirit Cats are that way.

Surprise attack! Up to the roof.

Meet you inside.

Wait for our signal.

[suspenseful music playing]

-[screaming]
-[growling]

[Cisco screams]

[purring]

[electricity crackling]

Ruby Kitti!

Emerald Kitti!

Sapphire Kitti!

[all] Meow!

I love this part.

So, now you love it, huh?

-Well, this part is really cool.
-[clattering]

[O'Keeffe] Help!

[Cisco] Help! Help!

We should go.

[grunts]

The Kitti Katz!

Of course.
I should've known. This is all a dream.

[sneezes]

[growling]

Let's round 'em up.

Aw! I wanted to kick some Spirit Cat butt.

As fun as that sounds,
we're supposed to rescue the Spirit Cats.

[roaring]

Uh, don't think anyone told them
about the rescue part.

[grunts]

[action music playing]

Easy, kitty.

Heads up!

[meowing in slow motion]

-[Spirit Cat squeal]
-[clattering]

[Cisco] Help!

-[O'Keeffe whines]
-[growling]

[action music swells]

[O'Keeffe whimpers]

Ha! Hiya!

[growling]

Do we have a Plan B?

Didn't even know we had a Plan A.

Got an idea. Be right back.

[Kia grunts]

[growling]

She better hurry.

[thud]

-[grunting]
-[Zami] Whoa!

Whoa!

Game time.

[roaring]

That's funny.

Coach Birman showed us something
like this today when she subbed for you.

Hm. Looks like Egyptian field hockey.

Only I don't think
they used cats for the goals.

[action music playing]

[groaning]

And now for the rescue part.

[meows]

Oh. Finally!

-We're saved!
-Thanks.

[all] Meow!

[Huggie clears throat]

Uh, when you say,
"Wait for our signal…" [farts]

…what was your signal?

Sorry. Forgot.

But maybe help us with the rescued cats?

Uh, where'd Sapphire go?

-[camera shutter clicks]
-[O'Keeffe whimpers]

Press conference?

Guess someone likes being
one of the Kitti Katz.

Maybe she's not the only one.

Yeah, maybe.

[Charity] Dobie?

-Dobie!
-I doubt he's under a bush, babe.

-[Charity grunts]
-[Valentin sighs]

Don't worry.
Dobie will be back. I promise. Okay?

-[sighs] But we've looked everywhere, and…
-[Dobie barks]

[gasps]

[Dobie barks]

Dobie! Where'd you go, you lazy loaf?

-You had me so worried.
-[growls]

[mysterious music playing]

[newscaster] As seen here,
in this amazing footage

sent in from a local
Los Gatos High School student,

the three superhero cat girls,
known as the Kitti Katz,

were back in action again today.

One even gave this exclusive interview.

[Cisco] First off,
do you three have names?

Sure. I'm Sapphire Kitti.

That's Ruby Kitti.
And that's Emerald Kitti.

[Cisco] Anything you'd like
to say to those watching?

Just that I know people are worried

about all the things
going on in our city lately.

The strange-looking cats,
they're called Spirit Cats.

And they are doing
some pretty weird things.

But worry not.
The Kitti Katz are here to help.

Wow. Still can't believe we have
real superheroes right here in our city.

It must feel pretty great
to be a superhero.

Like those three Kitti Katz.
Always doing good for people.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, it must. [chuckles]

-By the way, uh, where's Cleo?
-Oh.

You know. Probably, uh, un-- Under my bed?

[jazzy music playing]

[yawns]

These the new recruits? Huh.

A hungry bunch.

From Cleo's report…
I think we're gonna need 'em.

Flea, think you can whip 'em into shape?

You know it, Lazy Alf. [chuckles]

[yawns]

So…

You sure it was her?

Well, it definitely smelled
like evil in that warehouse.

Uh… That might've been me.

No, this was her. I know it.

-She was there.
-[Lazy Alf] Mmm.

Then perhaps it's time the Kitti Katz
learned the truth about Anubia.

-And, uh…
-[purring]

Maybe it's time
to get a few more cat beds.

-[cats squeal]
-[thud]

[meowing]

[closing theme music playing]

♪ Meow! ♪

♪ Meow! Hey! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪