Kitti Katz (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - The New Girl - full transcript

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-[electricity crackling]
-[Kitti Katz] Meow!

[grunting]

[Sabra roars]

[grunts]

[growling]

[gasping]

I'm guessing… demons!

[Sabra grunts]

Whoa! How'd you do that?

Absolutely no idea.

[Set grunts]



Hi-ya!

[grunting]

Did you see that jump?

-[Set growls]
-[gasping]

Uh, what's she doing?

I think she's chasing her tail.

[grunts]

[both grunt]

Score!

-[all] Meow! Huh?
-[grunting]

[growls]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Great. Demons with superpowers?



Yeah. I think this game might be over.

[theme music playing]

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Woo! ♪

♪ Ruby Kitti! ♪

♪ Hey! Sapphire Kitti! ♪

♪ Hey! Emerald Kitti! ♪

♪ Kitti Katz! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

[gentle music playing]

Whoa.

[gasps]

[groans]

Good morning, Tabitha.

[chuckles]

I was just, you know…

Uh, well, you wouldn't know.
But… never mind.

-Uh, morning, Aunt Lulu.
-[clattering]

-[Cleo squeals]
-[Dobie barks]

Cleo!

Your cat?

[energetic music playing]

-[Cleo meows]
-[barks]

[Cleo trills]

[blows raspberry]

[growls]

Oh!

Poor Cleo. Are you all right?

[meows]

[sighs] I try keeping Cleo an indoor cat,

but she's always slipping out at night,
roaming the streets.

So, you still worried
about your first day at school?

Eh, what's to be worried about?

I mean, parents off working
out of the country,

me in the big city,

don't know anyone.

Uh, starting a new high school
where everyone knows everyone?

So, worried. Yeah. Maybe. Sorta.

Look, I've been coaching soccer
for Los Gatos High, what, three years?

And I know these kids.

They're good kids.

Well, most of them.

You'll have a fun day.

You've got that field trip to the museum.
You-- You'll be fine.

Like I tell my players.

[rapping]
♪ Play like you live, live like you play ♪

♪ Let your confidence show you the way ♪

[chuckles]

Just put yourself out there,
get your game face on, be confident.

Remember what I told you to do?

Go on. Let's see.

[clears throat]

Hi. I'm Tabitha, the new girl.
Glad to meet you.

Perfect!

You'll be a true
Los Gatos Bulldog in no time.

Wha-- What could go wrong?

[nervous chuckle]

[upbeat music playing]

Hi, I'm Tabitha, the new girl.
Glad to meet you.

Ugh…

Hi. I'm, uh, I'm Tabitha. The girl new--

I mean, the-- The new girl.

Um, glad to meet you.

Hi, Cisco.

-I'm Tabitha.
-[laughs]

The new girl. Glad to meet you.

Bye, Cisco.

Ugh.

[sighs]

Hey. I'm Kia. You must be Tabs.

No, I'm-- I'm the new girl.
I mean, I'm Tabitha.

That's what I said. Tabs!

She does that to everyone,
shortens their name.

Kia is short for Shakia.
I'm Azami. She calls me Zami.

I'm on the Bulldog soccer team.
My coach is your aunt.

Ew! What's that stink?

-Smells like cows or pigs.
-[students laugh]

-Ooh, must be the new girl. [sniffs]
-[girl laughs]

Yep. Smells just like a farm.

-[laughing]
-You know she used to live on a farm?

Not a "farm" farm. A wind farm.

Nice lip gloss, tech nerd.

Here, fix this, will you? My MeBook page.

Know I have more followers than this.

[phone chimes]

There. It was just a--

-You're welcome.
-Who's--?

That's Charity.

Ironic in every sense of the word.

A taker, not a giver.

Miss Popular in her own little mind.
[chuckles]

She's harmless, but really annoying.

[chuckles]

Now remember, let's all
stick together in one group and--

Oh.

Oh…

[traditional music playing]

[girls laughing]

You think that's funny?

Wait till you hear what I said when
my aunt asked if I wanted to be a Bulldog.

I mean, I thought--

-Can we talk?
-[gasps]

[gasps]

[Tabs groans]

I don't know who you think you are,
but you're not me.

There's only room for one of me,
and that's me.

Me! Understand?

Uh, actually, no, I don't understand.

[grunts] Don't get smart with me, newbie.

Hey, Char. Lay off.

[Charity scoffs]

Just remember what I said, Farm Girl.

It-- It was a wind farm!

[tinkling]

Oh.

Souvenir.

Ugh. Forget about Charity.
She was just being Charity.

[growling]

[gasping]

We, uh-- We should probably
tell someone about those, right?

What about that?

What kind of mummy is that?

Is it a girl or a cat?

Uh, bigger question, why is it alive?

And why is it coming towards us?

[gasping]

Okay, game over. We're out of here.

[whoosh]

What do you want? Who are you?

I am Meeyah the Cat Guardian.

I captured the evil Anubia

and guard the gemstone
in which she was imprisoned.

But now, it appears a demon
has stolen the gemstone.

[chuckles]
Not much of a guardian, are you?

She didn't mean that.

No, she is right.

My time as a Cat Guardian has passed.

It is time to choose a new one.

Great, well, uh,
let us know how that turns out.

I can't believe I'm talking
to a cat-girl-mummy-thingy.

Yeah, well, now let's go!

[gasping]

[gasping]

[grunting]

You are now Sapphire Kitti,

Emerald Kitti, and Ruby Kitti.

Oh.

[Kia and Zami] Whoa.

Okay. This is weird.

Yeah. I mean,
why did she give us kitty names?

[all] Meow.

You've-- You've turned into kittens.

[gasps]

We've all turned into kittens!

Whoa! We're kittens and we can talk.
That's kind of cool, huh?

Cool? What are you talking about?

We're kittens. Furry little kittens
with furry paws and tails.

This-- This is so not right.

[rumbling]

-[growl]
-[both gasp]

[Tabs] There! Over there!

[Shani] Here, kitty, kitty, kitties.

[squealing]

[growling]

[meowing]

Anyone seen Azami, Shakia,
or the new girl, Tabitha?

-[Kia] We're here! Mr. O'Keeffe!
-[Tabs] It's us!

[meowing]

[big sneeze]

Cats! I'm allergic.

-[meowing]
-Shoo. Uh, shoo. Uh, go away!

I'll look for them.

We're saved. That's Cisco. He adores me.

He doesn't even know you exist.

Well, not now, but he will.

Won't find them.

They hopped on some scooters.

Said they were going
for smoothies at the mall.

-That's not true. Charity's lying.
-Uh-uh. We're here.

It's us!

[meowing]

Oh, I hate field trips.

[big sneeze]

Fine. Those three will be
in detention for a month.

Now, come on. Everyone on the bus.

-[Zami] Wait for us!
-[Tabs] Wait for us!

[Kia] Stop the bus!

-[bang]
-[yowling]

[Sabra growls]

Oh, no.

-We gotta run.
-[meowing]

[Tabs] Meow!

[intriguing music playing]

[meowing]

-Excuse me.
-Pardon me.

-Out of the way!
-Sorry.

Excuse me!

-[growls]
-[grunts]

Your fish, sir.

[sniffs] Meow!

-I'll take that.
-Huh?

Oh!

-Blech.
-[groans]

[groans] Why did I do that?
I don't even like fish.

-Oh, it doesn't make sense.
-None of this makes sense.

Uh, so… can I have that?

[intriguing music playing]

[licks lips, gulps]

Always wondered
what it'd be like to be a kitten.

Me too.

Time out.

Guys, I'm glad you both have
the same aspirations and all, but me?

I want to be a pro soccer player.
A doctor, maybe.

And paws? [scoffs] Not gonna work so well.

Oh, this can't be happening!

-[man] Hey, stop that!
-[gasping]

Get off my car!

It's those cats from the museum.

-[growling]
-Go on! Scat, cats.

[groans]

-[growls]
-[whimpers]

[screams, groans]

Ew!

What is this?

Is this a-- A hairball?

[groans]

Ugh!

[growls]

What the--?

-[screams]
-[thud]

[growling]

-[growling continues]
-Ah!

Had a feeling
I wasn't going to like these cats.

[growling]

[meowing]

Hey, this way.

[suspenseful music playing]

[growling]

[all sigh]

-[loud bang]
-[yowling]

[gasping]

[humming]

Terrific! Now what?

[roar]

[gasping]

[roar]

[meows]

[gasps]

Cleo?

Tabs. I was hoping I'd run into you.

You-- You can talk?

Always been able to talk.
You just couldn't understand me before.

Uh, you two know each other?

No time for explanations.

There's something--
Someone you have to see.

[gentle music playing]

So, what exactly is this place?

[Cleo] This is the Grand Hall
of the Kat Kouncil.

I'm a member. We protect the humans.

You protect us?

I mean, when we were humans? From what?

Mainly yourselves,

but also from the various nefarious
creatures that lurk in the shadows.

Like Anubia.

She's a demon. Tried to rule the world
thousands of years ago.

Fortunately, she was defeated
by a brave Super Cat Girl Guardian.

Ah. Meeyah.

Yeah. I think we met her.

Uh, we're here… why?

It seems a demon has taken the gemstone
that holds Anubia prisoner.

That's what woke the Guardian
and freed the evil Spirit Cats.

Spirit Cats! So that's what they are.

Like the ones slashing tires

and coughing up
those big old gooey hairballs.

Okay, okay, okay.

Can you get to the part about
the necklaces and us turning into kittens?

Better yet, get to the part
where we turn back to normal.

We can turn back to normal, right?

Sort of.

You see, it's the necklaces
that turned you into kittens.

Of course!
So, all we have to do is take them off.

-[electricity crackling]
-[yowling]

Sorry. They don't come off.
At least, not according to the legend.

Really not liking this legend.

Well, I guess it's not a legend now.
It's real.

More like ancient history and-- I know.

I'll get the Kat Kouncil leader.
He-- He can tell you more.

Right. Off I go then.

-You think this could all be a dream?
-Uh, nightmare!

Whatever. I mean,
maybe I'm still back on the wind farm,

dreaming in my own bedroom.

Maybe.

-But did your bedroom have that?
-[door creaks]

What are you three doing here?

-[Zami] Uh-oh.
-[Tabs whimpers]

[snarls]

[hisses]

You know, your aunt,
Coach Birman, always says,

when we're facing a really tough team
in that sing-songy voice of hers…

[rapping]
♪ Play how you live, live how you play ♪

♪ Let your confidence show you the way ♪

And that's going to help us
against a big, vicious cat how?

Well, there's three of us.

Maybe if we show we're not afraid,
he'll back off.

[grunts]

[yells, grunts]

[gasps, gulps]

-[whip]
-Or maybe not.

[yelling]

[Cleo] Flea! Stop.

They're my friends.

Cleo's friends?

Why didn't you say so?

Ooh. Good point.
Too scared to think straight, I guess.

Flea is the Kat Kouncil security.

And this is
the Kat Kouncil leader, Lazy Alf.

Hi, I'm Tabitha. Glad to meet you.

[Lazy Alf] Huh.

-[chuckles]
-[groans]

[Lazy Alf groans]

I know who you are.

Cleo told me all about you.

[screams]

[groans]

Don't worry.
Lazy Alf will explain everything.

[Lazy Alf groans]

Congratulations, my little kittens.

-You are the Chosen Ones.
-[gasping]

[yawns]

And thanks to the magic
of the Cat Guardian's necklace,

you are now one of us-- Or three of us.

No offense,
but we don't want to be chosen,

and we don't want to be kittens.

[snoring]

Maybe I can help.

You see, according to
The Ancient Book of Guardians--

Wait! Cats read?

It's a little hard turning the pages,
but yes.

Anyway, The Ancient Book of Guardians says
you have to take control of your thoughts.

[yawns]

Fear is what makes you a kitten.
You need confidence.

Focus on confidence.
Close your eyes and concentrate.

I'm concentrating. Are you concentrating?

I'm concentrating on concentrating.

Is it working?

It's not working.

[Lazy Alf] Oh. Ah.

I forgot one thing. You must purr.

Like this…

[purrs, growls]

[Lazy Alf] Capisce?

[thrilling music playing]

[purring]

Ruby Kitti!

Emerald Kitti!

Sapphire Kitti!

[all] Meow!

[all] Whoa!

Look at us! Superheroes!

Just like Suki
in Suki and the Samurai Squad.

-[chuckles]
-It's a manga. A comic.

-You should read it.
-It's my favorite.

[Lazy Alf] Yes, very good.

You three now have super cat powers.

You'll need them for fighting the demons.

[sighs]

[snores]

But I don't want to fight demons.

Come on! Show me what you got. [yells]

[chuckling] Hi-ya! Bum, pa-bum!

[yells] Ow!

As Chosen Ones,

you'll need to find the Anubia gemstone
and round up the Spirit Cats.

-[Flea screams]
-[gasps]

It won't be easy, of course.
Others will try to stop you.

Demons. You'll need to be ready to fight.

I don't want to fight. Especially demons.

I just want to be normal.
A normal teenage girl.

Normal is overrated.

What's at stake here
is more important than just being normal.

You've had a busy day.

If normal is what you want,
you'll have to concentrate on it.

Focus and purr.

[thrilling music playing]

[purring]

[chuckling]

We're-- We're normal.

I've got fingers and a thumb.

No fur! No tail.

You still have the necklaces, of course.

So, the transformation's not permanent.

But as long as you stay calm and focused,
you should have no problems.

[yawns] What could go wrong?

[Tabs] Meow!

[gentle music playing]

[Kia] So, Tabs.

I guess you didn't imagine your first day
at our school would be like this one.

[chuckles] You're right.
It couldn't have been stranger.

-[growl]
-Yeah, well, the day's not over.

[Shani] Here, kitty, kitty, kitties.

Hmm.

I sense them, but I don't see them.

-[Tabs gasps]
-What if they see us?

What do we do?

[meowing]

Okay, this is so not
what I was thinking we would do.

-[meowing]
-[growling]

Ha! There you are.

[meowing]

Wha-- What do you want?

-[demon growls]
-We want you!

Remember what we learned?
We need to focus. We need to purr.

[purring]

Meow!

You heard her. Back off!

Yeah! What they said!

Don't think so. Grab 'em!

Impressive. Guess we gotta get rough!

-[growls, barks]
-[growls]

[gasping]

I'm guessing… demons.

Must be the ones Cleo was talking about.

Whoa! How'd you do that?

Absolutely no idea.

-Hi-ya!
-[growls]

Yeah!

Whoa! Did you see that jump?

Oh, yeah! I've got some powers!

Uh, what's she doing?

I think she's chasing her tail.

[growls]

[grunting]

Score!

-[all] Meow! Huh?
-[grunting]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Great. Demons with superpowers?

Yeah. I think this game might be over.

[gasps]

No.

Game's not over.

I've got a plan. Follow me!

[action music playing]

After them!

We can't outrun them forever
if that's your plan.

[Tabs] Not my plan.

[growling]

Brilliant. Spirit Cats on one side,
demons on the other.

So, what exactly is your plan?

Ever play dodgeball?

Time to play "Dodge the Hairball."

[growling]

No!

Run! But we'll find you.

[grunts]

I hate cats!

[laughs] Whoa!

We did it!

And we're never
going to do it again, right?

-Right!
-Right.

But we can still call each other Ruby,
Emerald, and Sapphire Kitti, right?

Uh… Uh-uh!

Now then, back to normal!

[purring]

Oh, yeah!
I think we're getting the hang of this.

-[gasps]
-[meowing]

Well, sort of.

[Tabs] Meow!

Well, Cleo?

Anything else you want to tell me?

A whole lot more. For instance--

[door opens]

[Cleo meows]

Oh, Tabitha. You're home.

Ooh. Nice necklace.

So, how was your day?

Oh, you know. Typical first day at school.

Yes!

[intriguing music playing]

-[rattling]
-[Dobie] Mm?

[growls]

[closing theme music playing]

♪ Meow! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Meow! ♪