King of the Road (2016-…): Season 3, Episode 9 - Phoenix Rising - full transcript
The teams get a taste of fatherhood with the Baby on Board challenge. Last-minute bounties push Evan to his breaking point and Zion into his biggest stunt yet.
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They are super dangerous.
Crazy, wild dangerous.
The stunts seen are either
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or under the supervision
of professionals.
Serious professionals.
This show also
contains bad language.
You guys ready to
flip some pancakes?
[ Yawns ]
Hey, who left the chicken wings?
♪♪
This might be the closest King
of the Road we've ever had.
The teams this year
have been shredding.
They're crawling
into the finish line.
Your next city is
Phoenix, Arizona.
An entire state
of old people.
‐It's like reptiles, dude.
‐Homestretch, yeah.
And the Real team
done did it again.
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
Mull: So we got into Phoenix
at like 11:30 last night.
The past couple days,
I really felt people's
energy levels draining.
It's the last full
day of the trip.
Burnett: We made it.
It's day 11 here in
beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
Sinclair:
Day 11, only a few more left.
Axle, what should we do first?
Breakfast.
Breakfast, no points.
Arizona's gonna be good to us.
Dakota Servold grew up here.
The only bad thing is he doesn't
know how to get anywhere.
Servold:
Today, I have no idea.
Do we have challenges today?
We do.
So we have challenges
and we have to do shit?
♪♪
Brook:
Hot, hot heat right now.
This is the point where
everyone's feeling it.
Do you hear bedsores?
We're getting
King of the Road sores
just from sitting in the van,
and just everyone's
muscles are seizing up.
Jack's moving like
a 90‐year‐old man.
We were gonna drop him and Jaws
at Sun City
where the old folks are.
I feel loose
as a goose now.
Everybody is obliterated.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
♪♪
Man: What the hell?
...me, not the ass.
Nyjah's got a butt‐cheek
problem that won't go away.
So...
over this thing.
Jack Olson will not
stop sacking rails.
‐Whoa!
‐Whoa.
Burnett: Tyson got bounced on
that Elmendorf rail,
straight to the ribs.
These guys are
getting annihilated.
Oh!
It hasn't stopped bleeding yet.
Look at my bed.
Every single team
is going for broke.
Mason: Shit's about to hit
the box, Goddammit.
Mason Silva's dad's here
for the Get a Parent
in the Van Challenge.
‐I know I've met you.
‐This is my dad, Mark.
Hi.
I could not be
more proud of him,
and he's totally
self made.
I had nothing to do
with this.
I wonder if Mason is
relaxed around his dad.
[ Screams ]
I wonder if his dad knows
that his son regularly
loses his mind.
And throws his board
and yells expletives.
Sometimes you keep that kind
of behavior from a parent.
So it'll be fun to
see how they mesh
in his son's natural habitat.
Dude, wow.
This is so gnarly.
How does this work
'cause this is insane.
There he is.
Thanks, Dad.
That's the name of the
challenge, Slick as...
Man #2:
Let's get the board break.
I'm gonna eat so much shit.
Aw, Dad, come on.
You gotta hit harder.
Oh, that's it though,
that's it though.
Shit, kinda like
this, Dad, like this.
You put your feet together
and all the way hard.
Just get pissed.
Dad, you didn't even
put your feet together.
‐Time‐out.
Keep those feet together.
Oh, my gosh.
There it is!
♪♪
That's so much harder than
I thought it would be.
Sinclair: Grab the challenges
and gather around.
We've got some hard
challenges today, guys.
You look so
bummed right there.
Oh, this is eatin' into
all the time we needed.
First Phoenix city
challenge, what the...
Man #3: Oh, God, he said,
"What the..."
"Baby on board.
Burnett:
The only thing more terrifying
than a triple kinked
rail to these guys
is the idea of fatherhood.
I need a helping hand.
What's in here is very fragile.
‐He needs a helping hand.
‐What do you guys think it is?
Man #4:
Bunch of bullshit.
‐It's a baby.
‐It's a what?
It's a...baby.
Brock:
"Get ready for fatherhood
by caring for these
two orphans today.
They must be worn by
a team member at all times."
‐What are they?
‐It's a...fake baby.
That's what it's gonna be.
‐Oh, Andy Daddy.
‐Andy.
Uh...
Baby on board.
Two lifelike babies.
Ah, that's a widdle baby.
Felper,
it's Felper and Handy.
We made one as a young Andy.
‐There's baby Andy.
‐One as a young Felper.
Sinclair: "Baby on Board,
get ready for fatherhood
by carrying these."
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
‐You...killed it.
Don't kill the baby just yet.
These teams have to
carry them to their bosom
the entire day.
What the...
Damn, this thing's
kind of heavy.
Strapped to the body
of a teammate.
Dude, his ‐‐
these feet feel real.
Yeah.
Do not set these babies down.
Who's a little boy?
Who's a little boy?
They need nurturing care.
What the...
I'm expecting
a kid in two months,
so I'll see what not
to do right now.
One for me and one
for the baby, you know.
‐[ Belches ]
‐Cool, baby challenge, it's on.
You have to wear it
until 5:00
or until
you do all the challenges.
Man #5: Yeah.
So they could literally
do all the challenges here
within an hour and then we'd
get rid of these things.
‐Let's not jam up.
‐Nope.
Ride it, Zion.
♪♪
‐Whoo.
‐Wow.
Dude, the photo's sick
as...
♪ ...Unwrap a corner ♪
♪ He didn't spend that much
in the end ♪
♪ He doesn't think that highly
of his friends ♪
Yeah, Zion.
Wright: How's my baby doing?
Good?
‐Oh, yeah, Z.
‐Don't land on kids.
‐[ Baby crying ]
‐Not with the baby.
‐Hey, punk it right here, Z.
‐Yeah.
Baby couldn't even walk
and he was doing
back three lips on daddy's back.
♪♪
‐[ Groaning ]
‐Man.
♪ ...Just what I wanted it for ♪
‐Last one.
‐Whoo.
Oh...
♪ I've already borrowed
too much money ♪
♪ I told Michelle ‐‐ ♪
[ Baby cries ]
Me and my baby suffer together.
Jack, you look...
Justin, can I bother you
for that ‐‐ can I sit there?
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Dude.
‐Oh.
‐Damn Z.
Jammin' up.
[ Baby cries ]
♪ I'm a big man ♪
♪ I die hard for my baby ♪
‐Ohh!
‐♪ I'm a big man ♪
♪ I die hard for my baby ♪
‐Get the...out of here.
You want this baby?
Don't let it hit the ground.
‐♪ I got a lot of meat ♪
‐I got you, bud.
Can you lace me up?
How do you do this?
♪ 'Cause I'm a big man ♪
♪ I'm a big man ♪
♪ And a good woman
rules my soul ♪
♪ She's got a sweet tooth ♪
‐That's it.
‐Good job, you guys.
‐Easy.
‐Damn, nobody here yet.
‐No one's here?
‐Oh, Axel's here.
‐No except for Axel.
Dude, Axel's here?
Yeah, Foundy.
Ah, Foundy.
Sinclair:
Element team just showed up.
Everybody knows where
the perfect six stair is.
This guy's gonna be a ripper.
Sinclair: They have the same
challenges as us,
it looks like today.
It's nice to see 'em, but this
is exactly what we don't want.
We don't want 'em knowing
what we're working on,
but at the same time,
we would like to know
what they're working on, so...
Not sure if this is good or bad.
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Fresh, that's what I am, boom
box bumping in my left hand ♪
♪ Kangol on,
I'm the king of the land ♪
♪ So, dj,
keep on playing my jam ♪
♪ Playin in ya speakers
from New York to LA ♪
♪ Shane E and JP we stay paid ♪
♪ Other mc's don't know
what to say ♪
♪ When the beat drops,
we'll blow you away ♪
♪ Till the speakers blow ♪
♪ Check the technique
how I freak the flow ♪
♪ Chumps wanna test
but they don't know ♪
♪ This is how the story goes ♪
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
♪ Funky flow, funky flow ♪
‐Will you be quiet?
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
When he doesn't scream
too much, it's nice.
♪ Funky ♪
♪ Funky ♪
♪ But we ain't done,
can't shut us down ♪
♪ No, we won't run ♪
♪ Boogie to the beat
in my b‐boy stance ♪
♪ And none of you chumps
gonna stand a chance ♪
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
King of the Road ‐‐ a lot of
moments where you're just like,
"What the...am I
doing with my life?"
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
♪ Funky ♪
♪ Funky ♪
♪ Funky ♪
Huston: This isn't really
what I expected
when I wanted
to be a pro skater.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
He's got blue eyes,
like his mother.
‐Oh.
‐[ Baby cries ]
♪♪
Baby hug?
[ Screams ]
Aw.
Baby hit me in the face.
That's pretty
good form, Nick.
Is there
a new prank today?
This is it.
Shirt off. All he has to do...
[laughs] he has to do push‐ups
up on the set.
I feel bad, man.
...pranked him
every...day this trip.
Keep going, Nick.
I'm afraid and excited to know
what he's gonna do
when he finds out.
Nicky, hey, you want to
just flex in front of Nyjah?
Flex at him and bark
at him like a dog.
He's right there.
Merlino: Is that one
of the challenges?
it's not one of the challenges.
Yes, it's one of the...
challenges.
‐No, it's not.
‐It is one of the challenges.
‐Show it to me.
‐My phone's in the car.
Merlino:
Alright, I can do that.
Just watch, turn,
turn, turn, turn,
watch this, watch it,
watch it, watch.
[ Growls ]
I'm like, "Dude, what the...
Are you serious?"
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ]
No. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
What,
who came up with that?
‐Mike.
‐Good job, Nick.
[ Laughs ]
Burnett: Even though some of
these guys are from Phoenix,
having the local tour
guide is essential.
Foundation's lucky
enough to meet up
with local filmer Cody Long.
How's it going?
Good buddies with
Dakota and Jaws.
You may remember him
from Jaw's famous rave,
foam party scene last year.
♪♪
Master lens man, he shot
all the Arizona rippers.
He knows these spots like
the back of his hand.
Cody, Cody,
how you doing, man?
‐Good.
‐...good to see you.
You too, my man.
Sinclair: Getting ready to go
to a small six stair,
try some hand‐rail challenges
and we just learned that
Jaws has been texting
Cody Long Lens,
who is in our van,
the book of what's
left of the Real team.
Who would have thought?
How...stupid is Jaws?
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
Brock: Jaws sent out photos
of the...book to Cody.
He's a traitor.
Hey, Jaws, you know you're
never supposed to send nudes.
...you, Mike, you
...piece of shit.
We just learned "Jaws" has been
texting Cody Long,
who is in our van,
the book of what's left,
of the Real team.
Who would have thought.
Brock: Jaws sent out photos
of the...book
to Cody, and Cody's
with those dudes.
Fraud.
The only reason
he sent me this
is because I was originally
supposed to go with them.
Well, you are not
going with them,
you're going with us.
He's a traitor,
and now he's with the F.
He can go...off
is what he can do.
Well 'cause I decided,
I was like, "Okay, well,
Aaron, you're from Arizona,
Robbie Rob is from Arizona,
Dakota doesn't ‐‐"
Like, you guys wouldn't
have anyone from here.
So it makes more sense
to go with you.
Put your seat belt on.
The kid bailed on us
and went and...
is skating with them
and then telling them
that he's got
photos of our book.
Man #6: Stupid.
I mean, Aaron was
trying to help,
but he still sent out...
photos of the book.
Burnett: This is why
this is a big deal.
The whole time you're
on King of the Road,
you're constantly wondering
what the other teams have done.
Hide the book,
hide the...book.
If they've done
something terrible...
‐Ohh.
‐Ohh.
...something extra gross...
‐You gotta drink it.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐...something extra dangerous.
‐Yes.
...that means you've
got to do it, too,
but if they haven't done it,
that means you're off the hook.
Let me see the phone.
No, I can't, I can't.
I'm gonna need to
see this phone.
I just ‐‐
I don't know, man.
Paranoia plays a major role.
Tell me three things that
the Real team doesn't have.
Three things.
I won't ever ask you again.
Three things.
I don't even remember
off the top of my head.
Well,
you gotta look at it.
What's it gonna take
to see a couple pages?
Um...
[ Clears throat ]
Sinclair: You know what
we're sucking at?
We're sucking at all
the stuff we're good at.
We don't have any of the rail
shit. Here we are last day.
Campbell: I mean, Neezy's gonna
be able to do these tricks
on this rail for sure.
‐Wow, that was it right there.
‐See, Mike, told you.
‐♪ It seems like a nasty habit ♪
‐Oh, my God.
♪ To fall in time with fool
after fool and try ♪
What the...
♪ To take what you will
and run with it ♪
‐Yes.
‐Yeah.
Nick, you got this.
Oh.
♪ Recall what you satisfy ♪
You got it, Nick.
Oh.
‐One more of those, Nick.
‐Bring it home, Nicky.
‐♪ Leave me alive ♪
‐Nicky!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Nick, mark it.
This is the first time
you looked in the book.
Mark it, Nick.
What do you think Nick's
thinking right now?
Campbell:
I don't know, dude.
I never know
what he's thinking.
♪ I hate how you treat
the air ♪
It could be
completely opposite
of what he should
be thinking that.
Man #7: Don't fall
on that...baby.
♪ Leave me alive ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Click.
[ Cellphone rings ]
Long: Yeah, what up?
Homoki: Yo, did you show
any of the Foundation team
the photos I sent you
of the book?
No. Of course not, he's
been trying to get me
to show him the book
the whole time.
He calls you
a piece of shit.
Yeah, tell him he's
a...piece of shit.
Hey, Jaws.
Hey, what's up, Mike?
You know you're never
supposed to send nudes.
Don't scare me
like that, Sinclair.
He's been trying to weasel me
out of this book all day.
I know, dude, he's a weasel.
Don't let Sinclair
do that to you.
That mother...was
supposed to be with us
and then he bailed.
Yeah,
Cody ditched us.
He heard you
had all the snacks.
[ Laughs ]
That's right, I do.
Mother...
[ Laughs ]
Fat boys unite.
I got split up between
my two best friends.
How am I supposed
to do this?
Hey, man, we're not gonna
look at the book, alright?
Thank you.
I want to look in that
mother...so bad though.
But I won't let him
though.
Yeah, but you're still
supposed to be with us.
Hey, we love you guys.
‐Alright, love you too.
‐See you tomorrow.
‐I love the camaraderie.
♪♪
Man #8: Oh, my God.
Almost did it first try.
Oh, yeah, Cole.
‐[ Grunts ]
‐Ohh.
‐Cole, it's right there, bud.
‐It's right there, mate.
[ All cheering ]
You...
Dude, are you...
serious right now?
Oh, my God.
That was great.
Hey, Cole's goal ‐‐
nosegrind nollie flip.
...up 150.
Cole done did it again.
It's gonna be fine.
How do I look?
Need some ‐‐
need some more.
I don't look good, do I?
I'm getting the coldest feet.
Evan, I've been thinking,
will you marry me?
Yes. Yes.
‐Yes.
‐Left hand.
Is it that one?
Burnett: So this year we had
a very special challenge,
150 points to get married.
We weren't sure if
anyone would go for it,
but as we saw,
love conquers all.
Oh, you look beautiful.
Smith: Don't look at me.
What was it, about
a month ago, my oldest son
asked me to marry
him and his wife,
so I just applied
on the Internet.
And I got this sweet little
card with my name on it,
which makes me qualified
to marry anybody.
I've dreamed of this
for so long.
Like what a better place
to do it than Arizona.
‐Did you sign a prenup?
‐What's that?
So we have here
Robert Brockel
and Aaron James Homoki.
Yup.
You know you guys
are getting married?
You're getting married.
‐[ Laughs ]
♪ No time like the present ♪
Mark: Who presents Evan in
this holy matrimony?
I do.
We're getting married.
Alright, this is good, this
is good, this is good.
Love is the most precious
force in the world.
We are gathered
together to celebrate
one of the happiest
moments in the lives
of Robert And Aaron.
We are here on this
beautiful day to enter Evan
and Tyson in holy
matrimony forever.
Please place Aaron's
ring on his finger.
Man #9: Left hand.
♪ Too still,
standing all alone ♪
Alright, alright.
♪ Had I been so demanding ♪
Do you have a vow?
Yes.
Tyson, the way you
pop your tail
and get in
the backside 50 50s,
I love you beyond
my Swiss bearings
and my grip tape
by Shake John.
Do you, Robert, take
Aaron to be your true
and lawful wedded husband?
I do.
Evan, you are the star
and I am the body.
Do you, Aaron,
take Robert to be
your true and lawful
wedded husband?
I certainly do.
Now by the power invested
in me by the world wide web...
It is my privilege
to pronounce you
as husband and husband.
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
‐Who's catching it?
‐I am.
♪♪
Great, they're married.
Husband and husband.
Alright, let's go
get these 150s.
‐Let's go get some!
‐Let's go get these 150s.
Yeah!
Going on our honeymoon
to Tempe Park.
[ Laughs ]
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
"Wild card, all unaccomplished,
...up tricks
are now worth
an additional 50 points."
‐[ Groans ]
‐Oh, God.
[ Yawns ]
It's the last night, the last
full day King of the Road.
The final stretch.
Wow.
Go big or go home.
‐♪ Oh, oh, time goes ♪
‐Oh, Glick.
♪ But along goes a lonely day ♪
[ Cheers ]
Sinclair: He's getting close.
What else do we need, Nick?
Merlino: A lot of things.
‐Name one.
‐Sleep is for one.
♪ Well, I need you ♪
Come on, Z!
♪ I need you for more
than a day ♪
You got it, you got it.
I'm stoked to be back, dude.
This is the last night, let's
see how long these guys last.
Damn, that's Real skating,
Real team.
‐The Real team?
‐Yeah.
‐Let's get it with our boys.
‐Yeah, boys.
Element's here.
Mathews:
You're battling the book,
you're not battling
those other teams.
‐Hey, Mason, how are you?
‐You're doing alright?
‐Yeah.
‐Can I see it?
‐Dude...
‐Oh, my gosh, dude.
Mathews: A lot of the guys
have already done things
that they didn't know
that they can do.
Like there's not a lot left
in the book for us to do
that we can actually do.
♪ Time goes but along
goes a lonely day ♪
‐Z.
‐Get that shit, Z.
Mathews: If you don't have every
page in the book done,
you'd be a dumbass to
think that you've won.
[ Laughs ]
That's for sure.
♪ Well, I need you ♪
♪ I need you for more
than a day ♪
That's...insane.
This is it, the last night.
If you want to do a trick,
now is the time,
tonight is the night.
♪ Sharing our lives together ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Wow.
‐Wow.
‐Yeah, Mason.
Brook: It's a little
friendly competition
and it might push our
guys a little harder,
it might push those guys
and it'll be all thug hugs
on the way out.
Totally.
Getting Glick
right here.
♪ ...day ♪
‐Oh.
‐Oh, Glick.
♪ ...is a feeling
that love can say ♪
You all right, Glick?
Merlino:
So my man's right here.
He just dinged his knee
on the rail
and then the cement
right afterwards.
We're all...
tired, drained.
I'm sure we all want to have
sex with our girlfriends.
♪ Well, I need you ♪
♪ I need you for more
than a day ♪
♪ Well, I want you ♪
‐Wow.
Nyjah has nice legs
with those short shorts.
He's a hunk, for sure.
[ Belches ] Can't wait
to go home, dude.
You got it, Nicky.
Tweak the...out of it.
Merlino:
Watch how much I tweak it.
No tweak,
no tweak at all.
This is supposed to
be the easiest one.
♪ Searching for the love
that's true ♪
‐That's an Ollie.
‐No tweak.
‐Aidan's got a nice tweak.
‐Aidan, you got this?
‐Sit down, Nick.
‐Alright.
Thanks, Aidan,
for saving the day.
♪ ...or the one
that you want to do? ♪
Ooh.
Look how high he is.
That's tweak.
‐Look at that tongue.
‐Let's get the...out of here
'cause this was supposed
to be 10 minutes.
Peterson: I haven't been this
tired in a...long time.
Mathews: Yeah‐oh!
Oh, it was your
first...try.
Literally it, boom,
and an, uh, yeah.
Tyson's telling Zion
how to do the trick, too.
That's dope.
‐Try it, Z.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Zion.
‐Zion.
Yeah.
I feel like the Element team
is firing
on all cylinders, almost
all the dudes are skating.
Our team is fair
to partly cloudy,
we got some major injuries.
Right here, Nyjah.
Got it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Huston: I was feeling it that
night. I was hyped.
And my body was actually
feeling pretty good for once.
Also the Real team was there,
and we've been
really cool with them
throughout the whole trip.
Everyone was just shredding,
trying to land shit,
It was good vibes.
Smith: I love how we had all
just a giant season, hung out.
Man, this is
the best session ever.
I can't wait
till we can all look
at each other's iPhone footage.
♪♪
Oh!
Bing.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ready?
We're just gonna
go fast as shit.
‐Oh.
‐[ Groans ]
‐Yay!
‐That was it.
Hey!
Yeah!
‐...yeah.
‐Yes.
‐How many is it?
‐That was 150, I'm pretty sure.
‐150.
‐Woo‐hoo.
‐I'm so...tired, guys.
‐Oh, shit, here it goes.
‐Get up, get up.
‐Ah...Mike.
‐Oh, my God.
‐"Wild card."
"All unaccomplished
...up tricks..."
"Are now worth
an additional 50 points each.
"200 total."
"No do‐overs."
‐Goddammit.
‐What the...
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
But we've got one
more item of bullshit
for them to accomplish.
Roy: Here we go, buster!
Into the...rail.
There's no way.
What?!
‐I'm so...tired, guys.
‐Oh, shit, here it goes.
‐Get up, get up.
‐Ah...Mike.
I got a little twist.
"Wild card."
At 10:00 p. m., I'm sending
the teams a text.
"All unaccomplished
...up tricks
are now worth
an additional 50 points each."
"200 total."
Goddammit.
If you've already
done the F‐ed up trick,
you may not do it again.
Damn, so if they would have
just done the drop down...
Man #10: They would have
made 50 more points.
Mathews: Nyjah would have
just racked 450 points.
Instead he only hit 350.
Burnett: If you put this thing
off till the last minute,
you'd be crazy not to do it.
Yup.
Man #11: Oh, my.
♪♪
[ Cheers ]
‐That was perfect.
‐Yeah, Aidan.
A little spider monkey.
Brock: Last night, dude,
making it happen.
50 extra points.
‐Let's go.
Let's get it.
‐15 stair hops.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Mandy.
‐Hoo‐hoo!
‐Oh!
‐Oh, my God!
‐No.
‐...robbed.
‐No.
‐Yes.
Damn it.
‐That impact is no joke.
‐Yeah.
Man #12: Late night, big points.
Think he's got it?
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
That was so...
♪♪
Yes, dude.
70th hour, this is
that last‐minute scramble
for points.
...yes.
♪♪
‐Yeah.
‐Andy.
‐Yeah.
‐Ride her, Kyle.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yeah.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah!.
‐[ Laughs ]
[ Cheering ]
Toy boy, bitch.
Just pull me
to that seat, baby.
‐We signing off.
‐Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That was a bitch.
[ Vivaldi's "Spring" playing ]
♪♪
Oh, what's up?
Man #13:
What the...is this?
Welcome to the fort, bro.
Me and Evan stayed up,
made this legit‐ass fort.
Last day, meet up with the
teams, get our last challenges,
turn the book in,
party, and be over it.
Done.
[ Ducks quacking ]
Last day, 12th day
of King of the Road.
Final day, final hours.
You may notice
some of the guys
looking a little bit different.
There's nothing
left of me anymore,
I don't even care what happens.
Last night Aidan treated himself
to the best worst hair cut.
How many haircuts
have you given, Mike?
Huh? This is...
Uh, just one.
[ Laughs ]
Burnett:
The thing about worst hair cut
is you don't want
anybody to see you
because then the other
team can outdo you.
So you save it
till the last night.
Man #14: What are you
making here?
It's a volcano on top
of Madar's wonderful rainbow,
Larry David haircut.
‐Mike, what are you doing?
‐Damn.
Man, it's supposed
to be a circle "F."
‐This haircut sucks.
‐[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
‐Looks great.
‐Pretty sick, dude.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐How's that sit on your head?
‐A little better the last trip.
‐Be very, very careful please.
Watch my hair.
I'm probably going
home like this.
‐Where's your shoes?
‐I don't know, man.
Today's final few hours,
we gotta eat food.
I'd love to know what
happened to my shoes.
We gotta eat food,
then old X man here
is gonna try to ‐‐
to get a double king
for breakfast, right?
Hey, I found my shoes,
and it looks like
there's dog shit on them.
Oh, Nick.
I don't know what
the...that is,
but, hey, I got my shoes.
Nick's just found
his shoes, mate.
That's a good thing.
He's gonna need those.
[ Both laugh ]
Burnett: If these guys can still
move, if they can still skate,
they can go from third place
to first place super easy.
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
My legs hurt, shooting pain.
I was just completely
squeezed dry.
Done.
I'm...over this shit.
‐Oh, my God.
‐We got him, mate.
Check that shit ‐‐
Check that crying right there.
‐Mull got it.
‐I...love you guys, man
Man #15:
It's time to get kinky.
Beautiful day, beautiful time
to finish King Of The Road.
I could go another week.
This is your last
...day.
Could stack 'em up, right?
Get those...points.
Luong:
This thing was...gnarly.
The bottom of it,
is just soaked.
Nyjah's flying in the Redbull
helicopter as we speak.
Roy: Get it, asshole.
Get it, homey.
Last...day.
Yeah, whoa‐ho!
♪♪
Wilson: I feel pretty broken.
You can always do more,
but you get so
burned out so quick
that you try to pull
your weight
and do as much as you can,
but there's so much to do.
There's so many gnarly tricks.
I wish I could do it all.
♪ Smoke cigarettes ♪
‐There we go.
‐Go, Cole!
That's...easy, man.
Just like that,
dude, just like that.
♪♪
Sinclair: There it is.
Holy shit.
He held the whole rim.
[ Horn honking ]
♪♪
Yes! The Foundation dudes
are putting it down.
Last...day, dude.
This is what it's all about.
I hope the other teams
aren't...playing
with their weewees or nothing
'cause these guys
are handling it.
Let's move it off.
Brockel: You ever just barge in
this nicer road at the stadium,
try to get some
last‐minute points?
We're gonna try to 5‐0 no
bearings and a cab back tail.
♪♪
Skateboarders, you will need
to leave the area.
Skateboarders, you
need to leave the area.
One last time,
you leave the area
or a police department
will be notified.
‐...yeah, Robbie.
‐There's a cop right there.
Element, Foundation...
y'all. [ Laughing ]
Apse: You gotta get a butterfly
to land on your finger.
It's one of the challenges.
So I'm using these flowers
to attract butterflies.
It's the last day, man.
Trying to bust out the
last moves for the book.
Get some extra points
before it finishes.
Think those guys got it.
This...ledge is...
pissing me off, man.
Evan's lowest point was
the backside 360 nosegrab
over the nine stair.
So...over this shit.
Never hear that from him.
‐Yes.
‐Ooh, Evan!
Evan can do that no problem,
but he's hurt.
And so when he had to do it,
it, like, infuriated him.
Sometimes when it's so long,
it can just be hard
to stay motivated.
Campbell: Yesterday was the day
when I was like
I could feel myself
getting super negative
and, like, being bummed as...
Yeah...
I'm surprised it took that
long to get that feeling.
Physically, emotionally,
just everything.
It's like when you're
tired and when you're hurt,
it's like Kyle did
not want to jump down
15 stairs last night.
Jack can't even get
in the van.
It's so insane.
‐Grumpy ol' men.
‐Ugh!
‐Oh...
Mull: There were
a definitely couple instances
where you could see it
in people's faces,
like, they're drained.
They don't want to skate.
Ow, oh, my God!
But they do it anyway.
They're like,
"It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if I'm sore.
I won't have another
opportunity like this."
♪♪
...like that.
Is that good?
Great, right?
...take it.
It was very difficult to feel
motivated towards the end.
In these moments on
King of the Road,
you start to really
break down everything.
You could feel a separation
between your spirit,
yourself, and your body just
because of physical pain.
‐Yeah, Ev.
‐Yeah, dawg.
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪♪
Oh, God!
Yeah, Robbie.
Last 200 points...it!
♪♪
God...damn it.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
Grossest thing eating,
I hurt my teeth,
so I can't really
eat solid food.
So everyone's gonna take
a bite of this sandwich
and mama bird it into
my smoothie maker
and then freak I'm gonna
make a smoothie out ‐‐
a mama bird smoothie.
♪♪
This is...terrible, dude.
Here's some just
dust off the gutter.
Brock: Jaws blew out his knee,
broke his teeth out,
but, yeah,
he handled challenges.
He drank all that...
gross shit.
I can't even look
at it, dude.
That's...
disgusting as...
His drive is, like,
if you set the mark,
he's gonna go
above it every time.
I'm gonna go around this
corner and take a piss in it.
This is seriously...up.
I have such
a weak stomach, too.
Walker: Jaws, he's just down
for whatever, you know.
First he got in the van, he
was looking through the book,
he said, "Ah, yeah, got that.
I'll do that drop.
I'll eat the nastiest shit."
Like, just already ready.
Let's do this.
[ Gagging ]
♪♪
♪♪
Definitely a little bit
went down.
Oh, my God, dude.
That was by far
the most disgusting thing
I've ever...tasted.
‐[ Laughing ]
‐Jesus Christ, dude.
It tasted like a...
ashtray, a meat ashtray.
A salty meat ashtray, dude.
Alright, we're good.
Whew!
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
Burnett:
Ollie the wedge for 200 points.
If somebody Ollies the wedge,
it's gonna make King
of the Road history.
‐Right here, Z.
‐[ Exclaiming ]
I'm so happy it's
the last...day.
Ooh, I just felt
my phone vibrate.
Oh, we got a bounty.
‐[ Screams ]
‐What?
Just freaking out.
Last day,
and wouldn't you know...
‐Huddle up.
‐...we've got bounties.
Alright. 2:00‐4:00 p. m.,
the Great Phoenix bounty.
100 points each.
We got 600 points on the line.
"Team manager films
the tricks on his phone,
sends them to me.
First come, first served."
This could take
a last‐place team to the top.
"Front side 360 Ollie.
The spine
at the northern ditch.
Sinclair's gonna go
to the northern ditch
'cause they're
picking up Cody Long.
I know for a fact.
Sinclair:
We headed north.
We nailed it by picking up Cody
'cause that first spot
is literally right by
our zone where we grew up.
‐Close the door!
Open the door, open the door,
door, door!
Do it, on your phone.
Everybody film.
‐Let's just do it, huh?
‐I'm all out of breath, man.
Cruysberghs: No! This is the day
I need most warm up.
No warm up.
‐No warm up.
♪♪
Come on, data, need more data.
Send it in.
Alright, here we go,
northern ditch. Boom!
‐Dude, there's no way.
‐On his shoulders.
Yeah, go on his shoulders,
then you hold yourself up.
Three, two, one.
[ Cheering ]
Merlino: Dude, if that counts,
I'm gonna be amazed.
Ah, shit.
Element's already done
the piggyback tray flip.
Oh, come on.
I might have given
a thumbs‐down.
We got the Element team,
that's not gonna cut it.
Denied.
They didn't get
the points for that.
Brockel: Let's just go
to the double set.
Where's it at?
Hit a right at
this light up here.
‐Oh, go, go, go.
‐Let's...run, man!
♪♪
‐Whoa!
‐Yeah, man.
‐Choose to send.
‐There we go, it's sent.
Going down.
Burnett:
Boom, they're just eating
these pieces of shit
for breakfast.
Sinclair: "Get five
different flip tricks
into the Reynolds
Double Bank."
Nick,
you got tricks to do.
Hang up on it.
‐I gotta go, Dad. Love ya.
‐Is this thing gnarly?
‐I'm ready.
‐♪ I cannot sleep ♪
♪ I cannot eat ♪
‐I see what you mean.
‐Gotta go to the gap.
The gap in the bank
is so...far.
And now you go from
there to there?
Let's just go, flip
it at the next light.
So Jaws forgot that he has
Find My Friend app turned on.
Cody's turned his location off,
but Jaws just
doesn't think to track Cody.
We've been tracking Jaws,
and we know that Jaws is
headed down towards the wedge.
We got this, keep going.
♪ Don't be mad,
it's just the system ♪
Keep 'em going.
♪ Rise and shine and
pick your poison, man ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Whoa, wow!
Two more.
♪ Take your time and
pick your poison, man ♪
Could be any flip trick.
Oh, my God.
♪ I had a dream ♪
♪ Where I was a machine ♪
It's sick watching
everybody battle
right at the finish line.
Everybody's sore.
Cole can barely run
down this thing.
Aidan's already slid down
this rough bank like 10 times.
♪ Rise and shine
and pick your poison, man ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Alright, they're sending.
Reynolds Double Bank,
we got the five tricks.
Anybody know how to
get to the Wedge?
Someone's gonna be there
trying to get their share.
Maybe, I feel like
someone's gonna be there.
Let's hook that shit up
and go!
Let's go, let's skate,
let's skate.
Let's go, let's go!
Have you tried to
skate it before, Kyle?
It's...
Burnett:
It's a natural pyramid.
One of the seven wonders
of the street‐style world.
If somebody Ollies the
Wedge, it's gonna make
King of the Road history.
Man #16: Word on the street is
Element's on their way
here, too.
♪♪
Brock: Ready, Zion?
Oh, yeah!
‐That was too fast.
‐Okay.
That was too fast.
Way too fast.
‐Right here, Z.
‐Go.
Man #17: He's not going
fast enough.
‐Oh, shit, right here.
‐Next one, just a little bit.
‐Are they here?
‐Not yet.
No, but they're gonna.
Right here, Z.
Hang on a little longer.
Let's get it.
‐Get it.
‐100 bucks!
♪♪
Yep.
He kinged that shit!
‐Got it?
‐Yeah, Z!
Yeah...yeah!
[ Cheering ]
Looks like the Real Team,
Zion Wright,
they achieved bungee.
Oh, shit.
He did it.
Oh, my God!
‐We have the Burnett text.
‐What he say?
‐Check!
‐Whoo!
‐They Ollied the Wedge?
‐Zion did it.
I told you.
‐Whoo‐hoo.
‐...as hell!
Look at them all skate away,
they're all so hyped.
[ Horn honks ]
‐That was insane!
‐Yeah!
That was beast, Zion!
Man #18:
The bounties are...up.
It's like the highest
stress moment.
Heavy stress levels.
Come on, guys,
we're jamming.
Yo, let's go!
It's like one challenge
after the other.
Hey, guys, hurry up!
Let's go!
It just doesn't stop,
and we're not done yet.
[ Growling ]
Sinclair: Should we go
to this meetup?
The final stop is Glendale.
We gotta be there at 5:15.
It's...
‐What?
Here it is, the last night.
Are we done?
Are we dust?
I'm...dust, dude.
I'm...fried.
Burnett: We've got one more
item of bullshit
for them to accomplish.
Brock: Here we go!
Man #19: Oh, my God, are you...
kidding me?
There's a...rail.
No way.
Roy:
Here we go, bah bah!
...this!
On the next
"King of the Road"...
Alright,
the end of the line.
Let's get fired up!
♪♪
‐There you go!
‐Oh, shit, you're on fire!
‐Aah!
‐Close.
Tonight,
we're going to find out
who are the new King
of the Road champions.
‐Whoa!
‐Whoa!
‐Check!
‐God, my legs are shaky, dude.
‐Ugh!
‐No!
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They are super dangerous.
Crazy, wild dangerous.
The stunts seen are either
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or under the supervision
of professionals.
Serious professionals.
This show also
contains bad language.
You guys ready to
flip some pancakes?
[ Yawns ]
Hey, who left the chicken wings?
♪♪
This might be the closest King
of the Road we've ever had.
The teams this year
have been shredding.
They're crawling
into the finish line.
Your next city is
Phoenix, Arizona.
An entire state
of old people.
‐It's like reptiles, dude.
‐Homestretch, yeah.
And the Real team
done did it again.
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
Mull: So we got into Phoenix
at like 11:30 last night.
The past couple days,
I really felt people's
energy levels draining.
It's the last full
day of the trip.
Burnett: We made it.
It's day 11 here in
beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
Sinclair:
Day 11, only a few more left.
Axle, what should we do first?
Breakfast.
Breakfast, no points.
Arizona's gonna be good to us.
Dakota Servold grew up here.
The only bad thing is he doesn't
know how to get anywhere.
Servold:
Today, I have no idea.
Do we have challenges today?
We do.
So we have challenges
and we have to do shit?
♪♪
Brook:
Hot, hot heat right now.
This is the point where
everyone's feeling it.
Do you hear bedsores?
We're getting
King of the Road sores
just from sitting in the van,
and just everyone's
muscles are seizing up.
Jack's moving like
a 90‐year‐old man.
We were gonna drop him and Jaws
at Sun City
where the old folks are.
I feel loose
as a goose now.
Everybody is obliterated.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
♪♪
Man: What the hell?
...me, not the ass.
Nyjah's got a butt‐cheek
problem that won't go away.
So...
over this thing.
Jack Olson will not
stop sacking rails.
‐Whoa!
‐Whoa.
Burnett: Tyson got bounced on
that Elmendorf rail,
straight to the ribs.
These guys are
getting annihilated.
Oh!
It hasn't stopped bleeding yet.
Look at my bed.
Every single team
is going for broke.
Mason: Shit's about to hit
the box, Goddammit.
Mason Silva's dad's here
for the Get a Parent
in the Van Challenge.
‐I know I've met you.
‐This is my dad, Mark.
Hi.
I could not be
more proud of him,
and he's totally
self made.
I had nothing to do
with this.
I wonder if Mason is
relaxed around his dad.
[ Screams ]
I wonder if his dad knows
that his son regularly
loses his mind.
And throws his board
and yells expletives.
Sometimes you keep that kind
of behavior from a parent.
So it'll be fun to
see how they mesh
in his son's natural habitat.
Dude, wow.
This is so gnarly.
How does this work
'cause this is insane.
There he is.
Thanks, Dad.
That's the name of the
challenge, Slick as...
Man #2:
Let's get the board break.
I'm gonna eat so much shit.
Aw, Dad, come on.
You gotta hit harder.
Oh, that's it though,
that's it though.
Shit, kinda like
this, Dad, like this.
You put your feet together
and all the way hard.
Just get pissed.
Dad, you didn't even
put your feet together.
‐Time‐out.
Keep those feet together.
Oh, my gosh.
There it is!
♪♪
That's so much harder than
I thought it would be.
Sinclair: Grab the challenges
and gather around.
We've got some hard
challenges today, guys.
You look so
bummed right there.
Oh, this is eatin' into
all the time we needed.
First Phoenix city
challenge, what the...
Man #3: Oh, God, he said,
"What the..."
"Baby on board.
Burnett:
The only thing more terrifying
than a triple kinked
rail to these guys
is the idea of fatherhood.
I need a helping hand.
What's in here is very fragile.
‐He needs a helping hand.
‐What do you guys think it is?
Man #4:
Bunch of bullshit.
‐It's a baby.
‐It's a what?
It's a...baby.
Brock:
"Get ready for fatherhood
by caring for these
two orphans today.
They must be worn by
a team member at all times."
‐What are they?
‐It's a...fake baby.
That's what it's gonna be.
‐Oh, Andy Daddy.
‐Andy.
Uh...
Baby on board.
Two lifelike babies.
Ah, that's a widdle baby.
Felper,
it's Felper and Handy.
We made one as a young Andy.
‐There's baby Andy.
‐One as a young Felper.
Sinclair: "Baby on Board,
get ready for fatherhood
by carrying these."
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
‐You...killed it.
Don't kill the baby just yet.
These teams have to
carry them to their bosom
the entire day.
What the...
Damn, this thing's
kind of heavy.
Strapped to the body
of a teammate.
Dude, his ‐‐
these feet feel real.
Yeah.
Do not set these babies down.
Who's a little boy?
Who's a little boy?
They need nurturing care.
What the...
I'm expecting
a kid in two months,
so I'll see what not
to do right now.
One for me and one
for the baby, you know.
‐[ Belches ]
‐Cool, baby challenge, it's on.
You have to wear it
until 5:00
or until
you do all the challenges.
Man #5: Yeah.
So they could literally
do all the challenges here
within an hour and then we'd
get rid of these things.
‐Let's not jam up.
‐Nope.
Ride it, Zion.
♪♪
‐Whoo.
‐Wow.
Dude, the photo's sick
as...
♪ ...Unwrap a corner ♪
♪ He didn't spend that much
in the end ♪
♪ He doesn't think that highly
of his friends ♪
Yeah, Zion.
Wright: How's my baby doing?
Good?
‐Oh, yeah, Z.
‐Don't land on kids.
‐[ Baby crying ]
‐Not with the baby.
‐Hey, punk it right here, Z.
‐Yeah.
Baby couldn't even walk
and he was doing
back three lips on daddy's back.
♪♪
‐[ Groaning ]
‐Man.
♪ ...Just what I wanted it for ♪
‐Last one.
‐Whoo.
Oh...
♪ I've already borrowed
too much money ♪
♪ I told Michelle ‐‐ ♪
[ Baby cries ]
Me and my baby suffer together.
Jack, you look...
Justin, can I bother you
for that ‐‐ can I sit there?
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Dude.
‐Oh.
‐Damn Z.
Jammin' up.
[ Baby cries ]
♪ I'm a big man ♪
♪ I die hard for my baby ♪
‐Ohh!
‐♪ I'm a big man ♪
♪ I die hard for my baby ♪
‐Get the...out of here.
You want this baby?
Don't let it hit the ground.
‐♪ I got a lot of meat ♪
‐I got you, bud.
Can you lace me up?
How do you do this?
♪ 'Cause I'm a big man ♪
♪ I'm a big man ♪
♪ And a good woman
rules my soul ♪
♪ She's got a sweet tooth ♪
‐That's it.
‐Good job, you guys.
‐Easy.
‐Damn, nobody here yet.
‐No one's here?
‐Oh, Axel's here.
‐No except for Axel.
Dude, Axel's here?
Yeah, Foundy.
Ah, Foundy.
Sinclair:
Element team just showed up.
Everybody knows where
the perfect six stair is.
This guy's gonna be a ripper.
Sinclair: They have the same
challenges as us,
it looks like today.
It's nice to see 'em, but this
is exactly what we don't want.
We don't want 'em knowing
what we're working on,
but at the same time,
we would like to know
what they're working on, so...
Not sure if this is good or bad.
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Fresh, that's what I am, boom
box bumping in my left hand ♪
♪ Kangol on,
I'm the king of the land ♪
♪ So, dj,
keep on playing my jam ♪
♪ Playin in ya speakers
from New York to LA ♪
♪ Shane E and JP we stay paid ♪
♪ Other mc's don't know
what to say ♪
♪ When the beat drops,
we'll blow you away ♪
♪ Till the speakers blow ♪
♪ Check the technique
how I freak the flow ♪
♪ Chumps wanna test
but they don't know ♪
♪ This is how the story goes ♪
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
♪ Funky flow, funky flow ♪
‐Will you be quiet?
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
When he doesn't scream
too much, it's nice.
♪ Funky ♪
♪ Funky ♪
♪ But we ain't done,
can't shut us down ♪
♪ No, we won't run ♪
♪ Boogie to the beat
in my b‐boy stance ♪
♪ And none of you chumps
gonna stand a chance ♪
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
King of the Road ‐‐ a lot of
moments where you're just like,
"What the...am I
doing with my life?"
♪ 2 dope boys
with the funky flow ♪
♪ Funky ♪
♪ Funky ♪
♪ Funky ♪
Huston: This isn't really
what I expected
when I wanted
to be a pro skater.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
He's got blue eyes,
like his mother.
‐Oh.
‐[ Baby cries ]
♪♪
Baby hug?
[ Screams ]
Aw.
Baby hit me in the face.
That's pretty
good form, Nick.
Is there
a new prank today?
This is it.
Shirt off. All he has to do...
[laughs] he has to do push‐ups
up on the set.
I feel bad, man.
...pranked him
every...day this trip.
Keep going, Nick.
I'm afraid and excited to know
what he's gonna do
when he finds out.
Nicky, hey, you want to
just flex in front of Nyjah?
Flex at him and bark
at him like a dog.
He's right there.
Merlino: Is that one
of the challenges?
it's not one of the challenges.
Yes, it's one of the...
challenges.
‐No, it's not.
‐It is one of the challenges.
‐Show it to me.
‐My phone's in the car.
Merlino:
Alright, I can do that.
Just watch, turn,
turn, turn, turn,
watch this, watch it,
watch it, watch.
[ Growls ]
I'm like, "Dude, what the...
Are you serious?"
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ]
No. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
What,
who came up with that?
‐Mike.
‐Good job, Nick.
[ Laughs ]
Burnett: Even though some of
these guys are from Phoenix,
having the local tour
guide is essential.
Foundation's lucky
enough to meet up
with local filmer Cody Long.
How's it going?
Good buddies with
Dakota and Jaws.
You may remember him
from Jaw's famous rave,
foam party scene last year.
♪♪
Master lens man, he shot
all the Arizona rippers.
He knows these spots like
the back of his hand.
Cody, Cody,
how you doing, man?
‐Good.
‐...good to see you.
You too, my man.
Sinclair: Getting ready to go
to a small six stair,
try some hand‐rail challenges
and we just learned that
Jaws has been texting
Cody Long Lens,
who is in our van,
the book of what's
left of the Real team.
Who would have thought?
How...stupid is Jaws?
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
Brock: Jaws sent out photos
of the...book to Cody.
He's a traitor.
Hey, Jaws, you know you're
never supposed to send nudes.
...you, Mike, you
...piece of shit.
We just learned "Jaws" has been
texting Cody Long,
who is in our van,
the book of what's left,
of the Real team.
Who would have thought.
Brock: Jaws sent out photos
of the...book
to Cody, and Cody's
with those dudes.
Fraud.
The only reason
he sent me this
is because I was originally
supposed to go with them.
Well, you are not
going with them,
you're going with us.
He's a traitor,
and now he's with the F.
He can go...off
is what he can do.
Well 'cause I decided,
I was like, "Okay, well,
Aaron, you're from Arizona,
Robbie Rob is from Arizona,
Dakota doesn't ‐‐"
Like, you guys wouldn't
have anyone from here.
So it makes more sense
to go with you.
Put your seat belt on.
The kid bailed on us
and went and...
is skating with them
and then telling them
that he's got
photos of our book.
Man #6: Stupid.
I mean, Aaron was
trying to help,
but he still sent out...
photos of the book.
Burnett: This is why
this is a big deal.
The whole time you're
on King of the Road,
you're constantly wondering
what the other teams have done.
Hide the book,
hide the...book.
If they've done
something terrible...
‐Ohh.
‐Ohh.
...something extra gross...
‐You gotta drink it.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐...something extra dangerous.
‐Yes.
...that means you've
got to do it, too,
but if they haven't done it,
that means you're off the hook.
Let me see the phone.
No, I can't, I can't.
I'm gonna need to
see this phone.
I just ‐‐
I don't know, man.
Paranoia plays a major role.
Tell me three things that
the Real team doesn't have.
Three things.
I won't ever ask you again.
Three things.
I don't even remember
off the top of my head.
Well,
you gotta look at it.
What's it gonna take
to see a couple pages?
Um...
[ Clears throat ]
Sinclair: You know what
we're sucking at?
We're sucking at all
the stuff we're good at.
We don't have any of the rail
shit. Here we are last day.
Campbell: I mean, Neezy's gonna
be able to do these tricks
on this rail for sure.
‐Wow, that was it right there.
‐See, Mike, told you.
‐♪ It seems like a nasty habit ♪
‐Oh, my God.
♪ To fall in time with fool
after fool and try ♪
What the...
♪ To take what you will
and run with it ♪
‐Yes.
‐Yeah.
Nick, you got this.
Oh.
♪ Recall what you satisfy ♪
You got it, Nick.
Oh.
‐One more of those, Nick.
‐Bring it home, Nicky.
‐♪ Leave me alive ♪
‐Nicky!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Nick, mark it.
This is the first time
you looked in the book.
Mark it, Nick.
What do you think Nick's
thinking right now?
Campbell:
I don't know, dude.
I never know
what he's thinking.
♪ I hate how you treat
the air ♪
It could be
completely opposite
of what he should
be thinking that.
Man #7: Don't fall
on that...baby.
♪ Leave me alive ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Click.
[ Cellphone rings ]
Long: Yeah, what up?
Homoki: Yo, did you show
any of the Foundation team
the photos I sent you
of the book?
No. Of course not, he's
been trying to get me
to show him the book
the whole time.
He calls you
a piece of shit.
Yeah, tell him he's
a...piece of shit.
Hey, Jaws.
Hey, what's up, Mike?
You know you're never
supposed to send nudes.
Don't scare me
like that, Sinclair.
He's been trying to weasel me
out of this book all day.
I know, dude, he's a weasel.
Don't let Sinclair
do that to you.
That mother...was
supposed to be with us
and then he bailed.
Yeah,
Cody ditched us.
He heard you
had all the snacks.
[ Laughs ]
That's right, I do.
Mother...
[ Laughs ]
Fat boys unite.
I got split up between
my two best friends.
How am I supposed
to do this?
Hey, man, we're not gonna
look at the book, alright?
Thank you.
I want to look in that
mother...so bad though.
But I won't let him
though.
Yeah, but you're still
supposed to be with us.
Hey, we love you guys.
‐Alright, love you too.
‐See you tomorrow.
‐I love the camaraderie.
♪♪
Man #8: Oh, my God.
Almost did it first try.
Oh, yeah, Cole.
‐[ Grunts ]
‐Ohh.
‐Cole, it's right there, bud.
‐It's right there, mate.
[ All cheering ]
You...
Dude, are you...
serious right now?
Oh, my God.
That was great.
Hey, Cole's goal ‐‐
nosegrind nollie flip.
...up 150.
Cole done did it again.
It's gonna be fine.
How do I look?
Need some ‐‐
need some more.
I don't look good, do I?
I'm getting the coldest feet.
Evan, I've been thinking,
will you marry me?
Yes. Yes.
‐Yes.
‐Left hand.
Is it that one?
Burnett: So this year we had
a very special challenge,
150 points to get married.
We weren't sure if
anyone would go for it,
but as we saw,
love conquers all.
Oh, you look beautiful.
Smith: Don't look at me.
What was it, about
a month ago, my oldest son
asked me to marry
him and his wife,
so I just applied
on the Internet.
And I got this sweet little
card with my name on it,
which makes me qualified
to marry anybody.
I've dreamed of this
for so long.
Like what a better place
to do it than Arizona.
‐Did you sign a prenup?
‐What's that?
So we have here
Robert Brockel
and Aaron James Homoki.
Yup.
You know you guys
are getting married?
You're getting married.
‐[ Laughs ]
♪ No time like the present ♪
Mark: Who presents Evan in
this holy matrimony?
I do.
We're getting married.
Alright, this is good, this
is good, this is good.
Love is the most precious
force in the world.
We are gathered
together to celebrate
one of the happiest
moments in the lives
of Robert And Aaron.
We are here on this
beautiful day to enter Evan
and Tyson in holy
matrimony forever.
Please place Aaron's
ring on his finger.
Man #9: Left hand.
♪ Too still,
standing all alone ♪
Alright, alright.
♪ Had I been so demanding ♪
Do you have a vow?
Yes.
Tyson, the way you
pop your tail
and get in
the backside 50 50s,
I love you beyond
my Swiss bearings
and my grip tape
by Shake John.
Do you, Robert, take
Aaron to be your true
and lawful wedded husband?
I do.
Evan, you are the star
and I am the body.
Do you, Aaron,
take Robert to be
your true and lawful
wedded husband?
I certainly do.
Now by the power invested
in me by the world wide web...
It is my privilege
to pronounce you
as husband and husband.
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
‐Who's catching it?
‐I am.
♪♪
Great, they're married.
Husband and husband.
Alright, let's go
get these 150s.
‐Let's go get some!
‐Let's go get these 150s.
Yeah!
Going on our honeymoon
to Tempe Park.
[ Laughs ]
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
"Wild card, all unaccomplished,
...up tricks
are now worth
an additional 50 points."
‐[ Groans ]
‐Oh, God.
[ Yawns ]
It's the last night, the last
full day King of the Road.
The final stretch.
Wow.
Go big or go home.
‐♪ Oh, oh, time goes ♪
‐Oh, Glick.
♪ But along goes a lonely day ♪
[ Cheers ]
Sinclair: He's getting close.
What else do we need, Nick?
Merlino: A lot of things.
‐Name one.
‐Sleep is for one.
♪ Well, I need you ♪
Come on, Z!
♪ I need you for more
than a day ♪
You got it, you got it.
I'm stoked to be back, dude.
This is the last night, let's
see how long these guys last.
Damn, that's Real skating,
Real team.
‐The Real team?
‐Yeah.
‐Let's get it with our boys.
‐Yeah, boys.
Element's here.
Mathews:
You're battling the book,
you're not battling
those other teams.
‐Hey, Mason, how are you?
‐You're doing alright?
‐Yeah.
‐Can I see it?
‐Dude...
‐Oh, my gosh, dude.
Mathews: A lot of the guys
have already done things
that they didn't know
that they can do.
Like there's not a lot left
in the book for us to do
that we can actually do.
♪ Time goes but along
goes a lonely day ♪
‐Z.
‐Get that shit, Z.
Mathews: If you don't have every
page in the book done,
you'd be a dumbass to
think that you've won.
[ Laughs ]
That's for sure.
♪ Well, I need you ♪
♪ I need you for more
than a day ♪
That's...insane.
This is it, the last night.
If you want to do a trick,
now is the time,
tonight is the night.
♪ Sharing our lives together ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Wow.
‐Wow.
‐Yeah, Mason.
Brook: It's a little
friendly competition
and it might push our
guys a little harder,
it might push those guys
and it'll be all thug hugs
on the way out.
Totally.
Getting Glick
right here.
♪ ...day ♪
‐Oh.
‐Oh, Glick.
♪ ...is a feeling
that love can say ♪
You all right, Glick?
Merlino:
So my man's right here.
He just dinged his knee
on the rail
and then the cement
right afterwards.
We're all...
tired, drained.
I'm sure we all want to have
sex with our girlfriends.
♪ Well, I need you ♪
♪ I need you for more
than a day ♪
♪ Well, I want you ♪
‐Wow.
Nyjah has nice legs
with those short shorts.
He's a hunk, for sure.
[ Belches ] Can't wait
to go home, dude.
You got it, Nicky.
Tweak the...out of it.
Merlino:
Watch how much I tweak it.
No tweak,
no tweak at all.
This is supposed to
be the easiest one.
♪ Searching for the love
that's true ♪
‐That's an Ollie.
‐No tweak.
‐Aidan's got a nice tweak.
‐Aidan, you got this?
‐Sit down, Nick.
‐Alright.
Thanks, Aidan,
for saving the day.
♪ ...or the one
that you want to do? ♪
Ooh.
Look how high he is.
That's tweak.
‐Look at that tongue.
‐Let's get the...out of here
'cause this was supposed
to be 10 minutes.
Peterson: I haven't been this
tired in a...long time.
Mathews: Yeah‐oh!
Oh, it was your
first...try.
Literally it, boom,
and an, uh, yeah.
Tyson's telling Zion
how to do the trick, too.
That's dope.
‐Try it, Z.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Zion.
‐Zion.
Yeah.
I feel like the Element team
is firing
on all cylinders, almost
all the dudes are skating.
Our team is fair
to partly cloudy,
we got some major injuries.
Right here, Nyjah.
Got it.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Huston: I was feeling it that
night. I was hyped.
And my body was actually
feeling pretty good for once.
Also the Real team was there,
and we've been
really cool with them
throughout the whole trip.
Everyone was just shredding,
trying to land shit,
It was good vibes.
Smith: I love how we had all
just a giant season, hung out.
Man, this is
the best session ever.
I can't wait
till we can all look
at each other's iPhone footage.
♪♪
Oh!
Bing.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ready?
We're just gonna
go fast as shit.
‐Oh.
‐[ Groans ]
‐Yay!
‐That was it.
Hey!
Yeah!
‐...yeah.
‐Yes.
‐How many is it?
‐That was 150, I'm pretty sure.
‐150.
‐Woo‐hoo.
‐I'm so...tired, guys.
‐Oh, shit, here it goes.
‐Get up, get up.
‐Ah...Mike.
‐Oh, my God.
‐"Wild card."
"All unaccomplished
...up tricks..."
"Are now worth
an additional 50 points each.
"200 total."
"No do‐overs."
‐Goddammit.
‐What the...
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
But we've got one
more item of bullshit
for them to accomplish.
Roy: Here we go, buster!
Into the...rail.
There's no way.
What?!
‐I'm so...tired, guys.
‐Oh, shit, here it goes.
‐Get up, get up.
‐Ah...Mike.
I got a little twist.
"Wild card."
At 10:00 p. m., I'm sending
the teams a text.
"All unaccomplished
...up tricks
are now worth
an additional 50 points each."
"200 total."
Goddammit.
If you've already
done the F‐ed up trick,
you may not do it again.
Damn, so if they would have
just done the drop down...
Man #10: They would have
made 50 more points.
Mathews: Nyjah would have
just racked 450 points.
Instead he only hit 350.
Burnett: If you put this thing
off till the last minute,
you'd be crazy not to do it.
Yup.
Man #11: Oh, my.
♪♪
[ Cheers ]
‐That was perfect.
‐Yeah, Aidan.
A little spider monkey.
Brock: Last night, dude,
making it happen.
50 extra points.
‐Let's go.
Let's get it.
‐15 stair hops.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Mandy.
‐Hoo‐hoo!
‐Oh!
‐Oh, my God!
‐No.
‐...robbed.
‐No.
‐Yes.
Damn it.
‐That impact is no joke.
‐Yeah.
Man #12: Late night, big points.
Think he's got it?
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
That was so...
♪♪
Yes, dude.
70th hour, this is
that last‐minute scramble
for points.
...yes.
♪♪
‐Yeah.
‐Andy.
‐Yeah.
‐Ride her, Kyle.
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yeah.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah!.
‐[ Laughs ]
[ Cheering ]
Toy boy, bitch.
Just pull me
to that seat, baby.
‐We signing off.
‐Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That was a bitch.
[ Vivaldi's "Spring" playing ]
♪♪
Oh, what's up?
Man #13:
What the...is this?
Welcome to the fort, bro.
Me and Evan stayed up,
made this legit‐ass fort.
Last day, meet up with the
teams, get our last challenges,
turn the book in,
party, and be over it.
Done.
[ Ducks quacking ]
Last day, 12th day
of King of the Road.
Final day, final hours.
You may notice
some of the guys
looking a little bit different.
There's nothing
left of me anymore,
I don't even care what happens.
Last night Aidan treated himself
to the best worst hair cut.
How many haircuts
have you given, Mike?
Huh? This is...
Uh, just one.
[ Laughs ]
Burnett:
The thing about worst hair cut
is you don't want
anybody to see you
because then the other
team can outdo you.
So you save it
till the last night.
Man #14: What are you
making here?
It's a volcano on top
of Madar's wonderful rainbow,
Larry David haircut.
‐Mike, what are you doing?
‐Damn.
Man, it's supposed
to be a circle "F."
‐This haircut sucks.
‐[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
‐Looks great.
‐Pretty sick, dude.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐How's that sit on your head?
‐A little better the last trip.
‐Be very, very careful please.
Watch my hair.
I'm probably going
home like this.
‐Where's your shoes?
‐I don't know, man.
Today's final few hours,
we gotta eat food.
I'd love to know what
happened to my shoes.
We gotta eat food,
then old X man here
is gonna try to ‐‐
to get a double king
for breakfast, right?
Hey, I found my shoes,
and it looks like
there's dog shit on them.
Oh, Nick.
I don't know what
the...that is,
but, hey, I got my shoes.
Nick's just found
his shoes, mate.
That's a good thing.
He's gonna need those.
[ Both laugh ]
Burnett: If these guys can still
move, if they can still skate,
they can go from third place
to first place super easy.
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
My legs hurt, shooting pain.
I was just completely
squeezed dry.
Done.
I'm...over this shit.
‐Oh, my God.
‐We got him, mate.
Check that shit ‐‐
Check that crying right there.
‐Mull got it.
‐I...love you guys, man
Man #15:
It's time to get kinky.
Beautiful day, beautiful time
to finish King Of The Road.
I could go another week.
This is your last
...day.
Could stack 'em up, right?
Get those...points.
Luong:
This thing was...gnarly.
The bottom of it,
is just soaked.
Nyjah's flying in the Redbull
helicopter as we speak.
Roy: Get it, asshole.
Get it, homey.
Last...day.
Yeah, whoa‐ho!
♪♪
Wilson: I feel pretty broken.
You can always do more,
but you get so
burned out so quick
that you try to pull
your weight
and do as much as you can,
but there's so much to do.
There's so many gnarly tricks.
I wish I could do it all.
♪ Smoke cigarettes ♪
‐There we go.
‐Go, Cole!
That's...easy, man.
Just like that,
dude, just like that.
♪♪
Sinclair: There it is.
Holy shit.
He held the whole rim.
[ Horn honking ]
♪♪
Yes! The Foundation dudes
are putting it down.
Last...day, dude.
This is what it's all about.
I hope the other teams
aren't...playing
with their weewees or nothing
'cause these guys
are handling it.
Let's move it off.
Brockel: You ever just barge in
this nicer road at the stadium,
try to get some
last‐minute points?
We're gonna try to 5‐0 no
bearings and a cab back tail.
♪♪
Skateboarders, you will need
to leave the area.
Skateboarders, you
need to leave the area.
One last time,
you leave the area
or a police department
will be notified.
‐...yeah, Robbie.
‐There's a cop right there.
Element, Foundation...
y'all. [ Laughing ]
Apse: You gotta get a butterfly
to land on your finger.
It's one of the challenges.
So I'm using these flowers
to attract butterflies.
It's the last day, man.
Trying to bust out the
last moves for the book.
Get some extra points
before it finishes.
Think those guys got it.
This...ledge is...
pissing me off, man.
Evan's lowest point was
the backside 360 nosegrab
over the nine stair.
So...over this shit.
Never hear that from him.
‐Yes.
‐Ooh, Evan!
Evan can do that no problem,
but he's hurt.
And so when he had to do it,
it, like, infuriated him.
Sometimes when it's so long,
it can just be hard
to stay motivated.
Campbell: Yesterday was the day
when I was like
I could feel myself
getting super negative
and, like, being bummed as...
Yeah...
I'm surprised it took that
long to get that feeling.
Physically, emotionally,
just everything.
It's like when you're
tired and when you're hurt,
it's like Kyle did
not want to jump down
15 stairs last night.
Jack can't even get
in the van.
It's so insane.
‐Grumpy ol' men.
‐Ugh!
‐Oh...
Mull: There were
a definitely couple instances
where you could see it
in people's faces,
like, they're drained.
They don't want to skate.
Ow, oh, my God!
But they do it anyway.
They're like,
"It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if I'm sore.
I won't have another
opportunity like this."
♪♪
...like that.
Is that good?
Great, right?
...take it.
It was very difficult to feel
motivated towards the end.
In these moments on
King of the Road,
you start to really
break down everything.
You could feel a separation
between your spirit,
yourself, and your body just
because of physical pain.
‐Yeah, Ev.
‐Yeah, dawg.
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪♪
Oh, God!
Yeah, Robbie.
Last 200 points...it!
♪♪
God...damn it.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
Grossest thing eating,
I hurt my teeth,
so I can't really
eat solid food.
So everyone's gonna take
a bite of this sandwich
and mama bird it into
my smoothie maker
and then freak I'm gonna
make a smoothie out ‐‐
a mama bird smoothie.
♪♪
This is...terrible, dude.
Here's some just
dust off the gutter.
Brock: Jaws blew out his knee,
broke his teeth out,
but, yeah,
he handled challenges.
He drank all that...
gross shit.
I can't even look
at it, dude.
That's...
disgusting as...
His drive is, like,
if you set the mark,
he's gonna go
above it every time.
I'm gonna go around this
corner and take a piss in it.
This is seriously...up.
I have such
a weak stomach, too.
Walker: Jaws, he's just down
for whatever, you know.
First he got in the van, he
was looking through the book,
he said, "Ah, yeah, got that.
I'll do that drop.
I'll eat the nastiest shit."
Like, just already ready.
Let's do this.
[ Gagging ]
♪♪
♪♪
Definitely a little bit
went down.
Oh, my God, dude.
That was by far
the most disgusting thing
I've ever...tasted.
‐[ Laughing ]
‐Jesus Christ, dude.
It tasted like a...
ashtray, a meat ashtray.
A salty meat ashtray, dude.
Alright, we're good.
Whew!
Roy: Next
on "King of the Road"...
Burnett:
Ollie the wedge for 200 points.
If somebody Ollies the wedge,
it's gonna make King
of the Road history.
‐Right here, Z.
‐[ Exclaiming ]
I'm so happy it's
the last...day.
Ooh, I just felt
my phone vibrate.
Oh, we got a bounty.
‐[ Screams ]
‐What?
Just freaking out.
Last day,
and wouldn't you know...
‐Huddle up.
‐...we've got bounties.
Alright. 2:00‐4:00 p. m.,
the Great Phoenix bounty.
100 points each.
We got 600 points on the line.
"Team manager films
the tricks on his phone,
sends them to me.
First come, first served."
This could take
a last‐place team to the top.
"Front side 360 Ollie.
The spine
at the northern ditch.
Sinclair's gonna go
to the northern ditch
'cause they're
picking up Cody Long.
I know for a fact.
Sinclair:
We headed north.
We nailed it by picking up Cody
'cause that first spot
is literally right by
our zone where we grew up.
‐Close the door!
Open the door, open the door,
door, door!
Do it, on your phone.
Everybody film.
‐Let's just do it, huh?
‐I'm all out of breath, man.
Cruysberghs: No! This is the day
I need most warm up.
No warm up.
‐No warm up.
♪♪
Come on, data, need more data.
Send it in.
Alright, here we go,
northern ditch. Boom!
‐Dude, there's no way.
‐On his shoulders.
Yeah, go on his shoulders,
then you hold yourself up.
Three, two, one.
[ Cheering ]
Merlino: Dude, if that counts,
I'm gonna be amazed.
Ah, shit.
Element's already done
the piggyback tray flip.
Oh, come on.
I might have given
a thumbs‐down.
We got the Element team,
that's not gonna cut it.
Denied.
They didn't get
the points for that.
Brockel: Let's just go
to the double set.
Where's it at?
Hit a right at
this light up here.
‐Oh, go, go, go.
‐Let's...run, man!
♪♪
‐Whoa!
‐Yeah, man.
‐Choose to send.
‐There we go, it's sent.
Going down.
Burnett:
Boom, they're just eating
these pieces of shit
for breakfast.
Sinclair: "Get five
different flip tricks
into the Reynolds
Double Bank."
Nick,
you got tricks to do.
Hang up on it.
‐I gotta go, Dad. Love ya.
‐Is this thing gnarly?
‐I'm ready.
‐♪ I cannot sleep ♪
♪ I cannot eat ♪
‐I see what you mean.
‐Gotta go to the gap.
The gap in the bank
is so...far.
And now you go from
there to there?
Let's just go, flip
it at the next light.
So Jaws forgot that he has
Find My Friend app turned on.
Cody's turned his location off,
but Jaws just
doesn't think to track Cody.
We've been tracking Jaws,
and we know that Jaws is
headed down towards the wedge.
We got this, keep going.
♪ Don't be mad,
it's just the system ♪
Keep 'em going.
♪ Rise and shine and
pick your poison, man ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Whoa, wow!
Two more.
♪ Take your time and
pick your poison, man ♪
Could be any flip trick.
Oh, my God.
♪ I had a dream ♪
♪ Where I was a machine ♪
It's sick watching
everybody battle
right at the finish line.
Everybody's sore.
Cole can barely run
down this thing.
Aidan's already slid down
this rough bank like 10 times.
♪ Rise and shine
and pick your poison, man ♪
‐Yeah!
‐Alright, they're sending.
Reynolds Double Bank,
we got the five tricks.
Anybody know how to
get to the Wedge?
Someone's gonna be there
trying to get their share.
Maybe, I feel like
someone's gonna be there.
Let's hook that shit up
and go!
Let's go, let's skate,
let's skate.
Let's go, let's go!
Have you tried to
skate it before, Kyle?
It's...
Burnett:
It's a natural pyramid.
One of the seven wonders
of the street‐style world.
If somebody Ollies the
Wedge, it's gonna make
King of the Road history.
Man #16: Word on the street is
Element's on their way
here, too.
♪♪
Brock: Ready, Zion?
Oh, yeah!
‐That was too fast.
‐Okay.
That was too fast.
Way too fast.
‐Right here, Z.
‐Go.
Man #17: He's not going
fast enough.
‐Oh, shit, right here.
‐Next one, just a little bit.
‐Are they here?
‐Not yet.
No, but they're gonna.
Right here, Z.
Hang on a little longer.
Let's get it.
‐Get it.
‐100 bucks!
♪♪
Yep.
He kinged that shit!
‐Got it?
‐Yeah, Z!
Yeah...yeah!
[ Cheering ]
Looks like the Real Team,
Zion Wright,
they achieved bungee.
Oh, shit.
He did it.
Oh, my God!
‐We have the Burnett text.
‐What he say?
‐Check!
‐Whoo!
‐They Ollied the Wedge?
‐Zion did it.
I told you.
‐Whoo‐hoo.
‐...as hell!
Look at them all skate away,
they're all so hyped.
[ Horn honks ]
‐That was insane!
‐Yeah!
That was beast, Zion!
Man #18:
The bounties are...up.
It's like the highest
stress moment.
Heavy stress levels.
Come on, guys,
we're jamming.
Yo, let's go!
It's like one challenge
after the other.
Hey, guys, hurry up!
Let's go!
It just doesn't stop,
and we're not done yet.
[ Growling ]
Sinclair: Should we go
to this meetup?
The final stop is Glendale.
We gotta be there at 5:15.
It's...
‐What?
Here it is, the last night.
Are we done?
Are we dust?
I'm...dust, dude.
I'm...fried.
Burnett: We've got one more
item of bullshit
for them to accomplish.
Brock: Here we go!
Man #19: Oh, my God, are you...
kidding me?
There's a...rail.
No way.
Roy:
Here we go, bah bah!
...this!
On the next
"King of the Road"...
Alright,
the end of the line.
Let's get fired up!
♪♪
‐There you go!
‐Oh, shit, you're on fire!
‐Aah!
‐Close.
Tonight,
we're going to find out
who are the new King
of the Road champions.
‐Whoa!
‐Whoa!
‐Check!
‐God, my legs are shaky, dude.
‐Ugh!
‐No!