King of the Road (2016-…): Season 3, Episode 7 - Bruised Ribs & Broken Teeth - full transcript
After smashing his teeth, Jaws rejoins Real for a heavy handrail day with Jamie Thomas. While Tyson goes for the biggest rail of all time, Foundation takes a break to party.
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♪♪
Justin!
Burnett:
The challenge is to get a star
of "Jackass" in your van.
Get Bam in the car.
[ As Roy ] Check!
The oldest member of the team
can only drink Pedialyte
and wear an adult diaper
for 24 hours.
Man:
Bring it on home!
‐Oh, God!
‐Man, he got...up.
Oh, God.
Half my ass is missing.
We rolled up, and it was like,
"Is he actually going
to do this right here?"
Man: First...try.
Let's go.
♪♪
[ All groaning ]
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
♪♪
We went to Hollywood 16,
and Jaws wanted to do
the highest roof drop.
I was like, "Damn, he wants
to roll off that roof?"
[ All groan ]
I swear we seen him
sack the ground,
and you're just like, "Oh."
He gets up. He's like, "Bro,
I'm...fine. That sucked.
I almost had it,"
and he was just super hyped up,
so he grabs
Tim's filmer board ‐‐
which big soft wheels.
They bounce.
All right,
right here.
♪♪
[ All groan ]
You okay?
We go up to him.
He's like, "Bro, is it bad?
Like, is it bad?"
And immediately,
me and Jack are just like...
And as soon as
we were kind of like,
"Oh, shit," he was like,
"Oh, shit. It's bad."
I was like, "Shit.
That's really, really gnarly."
♪♪
And he just goes...
♪♪
Man:
I'm so sorry, Jaws.
We see slams all the time,
but I've never seen, like,
someone's teeth pushed back,
you know?
Like, that was ‐‐ Pbht!
That was gnarly.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
At that point, you're like,
"Yeah, we got to take care
of our friend," you know?
He's just calling everybody.
I called a dentist directory,
and they said nothing
is open in L. A. County.
They can't fix you
until the morning.
Until in the morning.
Aah.
We're gonna have to just
take you to the emergency room.
I mean, and maybe
they can do something.
Okay. Let's do this.
♪♪
‐Love you, Jaws.
‐Yeah.
‐You're a legend!
Walker:
And we take him to the E. R.,
and that bummed us out,
you know?
Like, everybody was bummed.
It was just like,
"Damn. This sucks."
He's in the emergency room
right now,
and it's Veteran's Day,
so every dental
emergency place is closed,
so we ended up having to
take him to this emergency room.
He's getting a CAT scan
right now to see,
you know,
how severe it is.
He wasn't going fast enough
to keep rolling when he landed.
He impacted so hard,
his, uh ‐‐
His teeth smashed
into his knee
and pushed his bottom teeth
back into his mouth.
It didn't even look real.
Yeah.
And, like,
from these teeth back,
it was all pushed back.
Yeah.
I don't want to leave
this dude here.
Yeah.
We're going to proceed
to San Diego, so...
Yeah. Yeah.
Hopefully, knock on wood,
it's not as bad
as we think it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[ Siren wailing ]
♪♪
♪♪
‐That sucks.
‐Who did that?
‐Jaws.
‐He...his teeth up?
Yeah, he kneed himself in the ‐‐
in the mouth at ‐‐
Oh, my God.
He did that on this trip?
‐Last night.
‐Let me see.
‐What?
♪♪
I just want to snap the shit out
of my...board.
♪♪
♪♪
How you feeling?
Good, dude.
Better than yesterday.
Yay!
Legend!
I made it back.
Yeah.
I ended up breaking
the bone above your chin
and pushing back all four of my
lower teeth besides my canines.
That was ‐‐ That was
pretty shitty. [ Chuckles ]
Aah! I'm
still alive, baby.
Gaah!
How you doing?
I'm good.
Yeah?
Homoki:
Went to the ER in L. A.
We got in
at like 9:00 at night,
and I stayed there
till 6:00 in the morning.
Burnett stayed with me
till like 2:00 in the morning,
and then I just stayed there
till 6:00 in the morning.
You think of Jaws
as being all smiles
and high‐fives
and indestructible,
so to see him like
this was pretty tough.
How long does it
have to heal for?
Four weeks, four to six weeks
like a normal bone.
They tried, like, pulling it.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh, just thinking
about it is so...dude.
Just a little bit
inconvenient for now.
Yeah, I'm going to be
on a smoothie diet for sure.
Yeah.
You need to
lose weight anyway.
[ Laughter ]
These guys, the spirit of them
and just how nice they all are,
I just had to say, like,
I wasn't going to...ditch
out on this. [ Chuckles ]
You handled it
like a champ, Jaws.
Super hectic!
All: Yeah.
Today, we're in Southern
California ‐‐ Saturday morning.
We got
a special rise‐and‐shine.
Rise and shine challenge
is in a box.
I don't like this.
What do you think it is?
Got to open the box,
and then I can announce
what it is.
"What's in the box?!"
I'll be very surprised
if it's something sick.
Burnett: Hopefully, this is
going to get them hyped
for one of their last
big street‐skating days
on King of the Road.
All right.
Okay.
I think it's broken.
[ Siren wails ]
Oh!
Oh, God.
Whoo!
All right, your loudest or most
talkative team member...
...can only speak through a
megaphone for the next 10 hours.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, right.
Sinclair: Nick,
did you hear any of that?
Yes, Mike, I heard that.
Thank you.
...This sucks.
Is anyone listening?
Oh, my God.
Wait, for how long?
10 hours.
Are you shitting me?
This is awesome because
he's not going to talk.
Yeah, is this, like,
for points then, or, like ‐‐
Yeah, 50 points.
Dude, this is...up.
We got to wake up Bam.
Let's wake him up.
Man: Let's go.
Here's his key.
We got his key.
Yeah.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Shh! Just stop talking.
Just stop talking.
Horrible, horrible idea.
I love Madars,
but worst person to choose.
Be very, very quiet.
We're going to wake him up.
Morning, Bam.
Good morning, Bam.
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry,
but we've got to go down.
It's time to go skateboarding.
It's King of the Road!
[ Siren wails ]
Damn.
Sinclair: Nick, it says,
for the next 10 hours,
you can only talk
through that.
You got to do it, Nick.
Just be quiet.
You think
you got this one?
Very cool challenge.
I can't...do that.
How the hell
am I supposed to ‐‐
You're talking to me.
Like, what the hell?
We're going to a good spot,
I think.
Dude, just do it.
Give it a try.
Yeah. I don't know.
Should I do this all day long?
‐Yes.
‐Yes.
Fine. Let's go.
Turn it down
a little bit.
And just be ‐‐ Just try
to be a little quiet, Nick.
...you.
Just be ‐‐ Just try
to be a little quiet, Nick.
This is going
to be...torture.
Burnett:
For Foundation and Element,
it's time to hit the streets.
Yesterday, Real was up in L. A.
street skating.
Today, they got challenges.
They're going to have
their hands full.
Uh‐oh.
We got a city challenge.
Zero Saturday, San Diego.
Zero Saturday.
Meet up with KOTR legend
Jamie Thomas
for a day of tricks
and KOTR coaching.
As one of the winningest
KOTR skaters all all time,
Jamie Thomas ‐‐
Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Jamie Thomas, the hardest‐
working man in skateboarding,
he led the Zero squad
to three consecutive victories.
In first place,
Jamie Thomas!
I obviously enjoyed
being on King of the Road.
We were here
for three years.
♪♪
This is the best‐case scenario.
Rather than doing two grueling
weeks, I just do one day.
Burnett:
He's a master strategist.
He's tough as nails.
I'm trying to barefoot press to
frontside this rail,
and I'm getting beat to a pulp.
Burnett: He's going to jump
in the van with these guys today
and guide them
around his hometown.
You guys are going
to have to wear Zero hoodies
and at least
two bandanas each.
Thomas: "Dying to Live"
is probably the video part
I wore the most bandanas.
The car is, like,
chocked full of bandanas.
I looked up to him
when I was a kid.
It was...awesome
just to be able to,
like, see how he operates.
Brock: One team rider must also
shave his head Chief‐style.
Chima's like,
"I'll run that."
All right. I wanted
to cut my shit anyway.
Man:
Hey, get his chest, too.
♪♪
Burnett:
He's one of the winningest
King of the Road participants
of all time.
Listen to Jamie Thomas,
and you will win
King of the Road.
Thomas:
These guys are amazing,
so I'm hyped to see them
rip all the spots
that I skated
back in the day.
Let's go get...hectic.
♪♪
Yeah.
♪♪
Burnett: So, we're going to go
to some of Jamie's famous spots.
First of all, we've got
the big Rincon gap‐to‐rail
that ends over head high.
That buckler has been
the proving ground
for handrail skaters
in Southern California
for the last 15 years.
Wait, wasn't Nyjah doing this,
a full‐cut back lip?
That's...absurd!
Nyjah's brew.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's days like today
where I'm stoked I'm not skating
in the contest.
They have to do something
besides a board slide,
50‐50, or an ollie.
Dude, let's ‐‐
Let's do three people.
He can...180
over the middle.
‐Yeah, let's do three people.
‐Three people?
‐Yeah, yeah, I'll 180 over.
‐Yes. That'll be sick.
‐Hey, let's get it right here.
‐Triple. First try, boys.
Thomas: Jack is going to
try crooked grind?
Yeah, crooked grind,
180, and 5‐0.
Didn't some of your dudes
do a triple on this?
I feel like
somebody did ‐‐
Is that a part of this?
No, but we're just doing it.
Why not?
Really?
All right, ready?
3...2...1.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
That was...bitch.
‐You all right?
‐Was that synchronized?
Kyle, I think you could
go a little later.
‐Later, huh?
‐A little later, yeah.
All right.
♪♪
Yeah!
We got that.
The challenge is done.
‐This is the one.
‐Yep.
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐...dude.
Thomas: The gnarliest part is
they don't have to do it.
All they have to do
is just do a trick on this.
It's not a triple.
It's an epic photo.
I get it.
Shit, this ain't about
creating epic imagery.
It's about getting
the shit done.
Thomas: It's just gnarly,
inflicting unnecessary impact
on the crew.
You could blow one of these
guys' heels out
doing that and be cooked.
All right, right here.
...this bullshit. Let's do it.
I'm not doubting them. By
no means am I doubting them.
Right here, boys!
♪♪
Ah...
Thomas: You don't think
that you could use the footage
of two dudes making it
with a board break?
‐Let's just do that.
‐Yeah...it.
Let's just get out of here.
I had a strict rule of don't do
anything that's not in the book.
All they had to do is do a trick
on the gap to rail.
They did a 5‐0 and a 180,
so, yeah, they got it.
They were just going
for extra credit.
You're not going to win,
you don't go to this shit.
You don't ‐‐
Just don't even go on it
if you're not going to win.
...it. Stay home.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Dude, this thing
is long as...
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
OMuller: We're at a kinked rail
in Dana Point, and we're going
to hopefully get some
kinked‐rail challenges done.
I mean, that's, like, a very
perfect kinked rail to skate.
♪♪
Oh, my God.
Wow! That took off.
♪♪
‐Let's just try one.
‐Yeah, I'm just going to try it.
‐I'm behind you, all right?
‐All right.
♪♪
Ugh, so close.
♪♪
Whoo!
Oh, Nick. Nick.
Sorry. Sorry.
All right, brother.
Let's do this one.
Let's do it.
All right.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Get it, boys.
‐That was the shit.
Sinclair: Two teammates
on the rail at the same time,
no caveman, 50 points.
So, it's been 24 hours
wearing the diaper.
It's time to take off
the diaper,
and now I can eat whatever
the...I want, thank God.
Nick, how was
the diaper?
It was really shitty
24 hours.
Did you eat
in that 24 hours?
I drank
all the Pedialyte.
And you wore the diaper?
And I wore the diaper.
I went to sleep with it.
Slept with it on?
Slept with it on.
Geriatric Fridays ‐‐ Check!
Good job.
Thank you.
You want to talk about
why you choose to bomb
the gnarliest hill
with a diaper on?
Oh, God! Ow!
Somebody told me,
they were like,
"Go bomb the hill,"
and I was like, "All right."
Nick, hill bomb
in diapers.
So, that's
all it takes.
Yeah.
How's it feeling
right now?
It's feels like shit, man.
Do you want to see?
Yeah.
Ahh.
Oh, that's not good.
It sticks
to the boxers.
Yeah.
[ Coughing ]
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Burnett: Dude, this thing
is long as...
When this thing
ran in "Thrasher,"
we called it the biggest
handrail of all time,
and I think it really is.
Derek Elmendorf is
the only guy to grind it.
♪♪
It's buck.
Just a normal Saturday morning,
wake up, try double set.
I think it's 20‐flat‐20.
Kids today.
Oh!
The wiggle!
‐Oh, my God.
‐Oh!
‐Oh, Tyson is going to do it.
‐Tyson, you can do it.
Smith: So, it's skate a curved,
double‐kinked rail
and skate over 30.
And, easily, this is where
the...is the most‐go.
Yeah.
Smith: That's probably
the most important page,
the Highest, Longest,
Most page.
You could excel
past another team
if your rail is longer,
and it's bigger.
♪♪
Man:
Make it! No!
Burnett:
If Tyson gets this, 100%,
he is going to win
gnarliest handrail.
♪♪
Man: Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, my God!
‐You got it!
‐Yeah, Tyson!
‐Yeah, dog!
Yep, yep,
yep, yep, yep.
No! I thought
that was it!
♪♪
[ All shout ]
You got it!
You...got it!
♪ He's going to grind that shit,
He's going to grind that shit ♪
♪ He's going to grind
that shit ♪
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
‐Dude, that's ‐‐
‐You go! You got that shit!
Let's go.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[ All shout ]
Oh, my God!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Oh...I know that
feeling way too well.
You all right?
Put your arms out.
Put your arms out.
Is it just
you lost your breath?
I feel like ‐‐
Am I even breathing?
Dude.
Yes, you are.
Silva: The hardest battle
was when to stop on a trick.
Is it worth this 50 points
to do this trick right now
and not be able to skate
for two days,
or should I chill right now
and be able to skate tomorrow?
You're so close!
I know you can do it.
I know you can do it.
Yeah.
I'm not saying
you have to do it right now.
I'm just saying
I know you can do it.
Yeah.
Dude, don't even trip.
You...tried
your heart out.
That's all that matters.
No one is going to
be bummed.
You killed that shit.
That was fun at first [coughs],
and then I hit my ribs.
It's a sick row,
though.
We got to roll
a fat one, dude.
I'm talking the fattest
joint we can.
I'm down. I'm down.
I'm going to roll a fat one.
After a fat rail like that,
you need a fat one.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
♪♪
To me, it's one of the hardest
tricks on a round rail. Like ‐‐
Yeah, it's not easy.
O0 C1Yeah, it's kind of like
what isn't going
in the smoothie right now?
So, I busted my teeth,
and I can't eat solid food,
so we went to Walmart.
I got myself a blender,
and I'm just going
to make smoothies.
So far, we have
some strawberries, bananas,
spinach, kale, collard greens,
watermelon, and a lime,
so that's what's
going in right now. [ Chuckles ]
Anybody that gets hurt
and then still gets in the van,
you're like, like,
got to respect that.
I mean...he's probably
blew out his knee,
broke his teeth out.
He rolled his ankle
the day we got him.
And then he wanted
to pull his teeth out
for the Andy Roy thing.
I'm going to pull
Andy's tooth out right now.
[ All cheer ]
...dentists, man.
You know what I mean?
That's, like,
that's overrated.
Brock:
Like, this was, like,
while I was driving him
to the emergency room.
He's like,
"Oh, Andy Roy challenge."
I was like, "No.
You're going to keep those."
I feel bad that he got hurt.
But, yeah, I mean,
I'm glad he was with us.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Whirring ]
♪♪
First smoothie
out of probably, like, 50.
Many more to come.
Many more.
Smoothie off
the engine ‐‐ Check!
Check!
We're in the middle of all the
challenges for the Chief day.
This is the first rail
ever kickflip back lipped
by Heath Kirchart.
Barefoot rail.
Burnett: Jamie Thomas is always
known for challenging himself,
and this includes
barefoot skating.
On the 2006 King of the Road,
he got the cover
backside 50‐50ing
the City College rail
with no shoes in sight.
No, you got it. Right here.
Robbie has got it, first try.
♪♪
Yeah!
First try, dude.
That was too easy.
Chip coming through again.
Brockel:
We got the barefoot.
Now he's going to 180 nosegrind
the rail just for fun.
Aah! Sorry.
It went over.
♪♪
Burnett: Even though
Jamie Thomas is a veteran
and has nothing to prove,
he loves a struggle.
Everywhere he goes, he always
sets up a challenge for himself.
♪♪
When the Chief's got
a struggle in his sights,
just post up.
It's going take a while.
♪♪
To me, it's one of the hardest
tricks on a round rail.
Yeah, it's ‐‐
It's not easy.
What is taking so long?
Didn't he already do it?
Well, they did the, yeah,
the barefoot,
but Jamie is trying to do
a 180 nosegrind.
Glory.
Aah, you dickhead!
You guys are
jamming us up!
[ Laughter ]
I'm so loud.
Being called out sucks.
♪♪
‐Oh, damn.
‐...I'm jamming us up.
All right. This is it.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
That was kind of a jam‐up,
but he killed it.
‐Sorry, dudes.
‐Oh, it's all good.
‐You're all good.
♪♪
Hey, private demo
on that flat bar for that kid.
Dude. That's the random
act of kindness.
‐Random act of kindness.
‐Let's do it.
We just saw a kid
skating outside of his house
on a flat bar.
We thought, since we got Nyjah
and Bam and all these dudes,
that we could put on a little
front‐yard demo for him,
and that would be
our random act of kindness.
‐Hi.
‐How's it going?
We saw you skating, and
we just wanted to say what up.
What's up, brother?
Nyjah. Nice to meet you.
If you don't mind, uh,
maybe we'll put on a little,
a little collective demo for you
out here on your flat bar,
hook you up with a board
and some wheels?
It looks like it might
need some wax.
You guys got a ramp
in the back?
‐Yeah, right there.
‐Wow.
‐No shit.
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
It's an all‐star demo
at the little man's house!
Backyard ramp! Own it!
Beat it!
♪♪
That's a sick ramp
you got in the back right here.
Yeah, it's a little old.
It's still nice.
What's Jamie Foy doing here?
He's the mystery guest.
We're on
King of the Road.
Mason Silva is here,
as well! No way! Yeah, Mason.
Foy:
I was just thinking, like,
"Wow. We're going to pull up
at this kid's house."
Evan is going to hop
out of the van.
Bam is going to hop
out of the van.
Mason is going to hop
out of the van.
Like, this kid is going to,
like, be so stoked.
Something like, me, as a kid,
I'd be like, "That was insane."
Here you go, little guy.
Here you go, little guy.
Want to do some science?
Hey!
The right place
at the right time.
Hell, yeah.
Skate on forever,
my friend, please.
♪♪
Burnett: When I was a kid,
if Tony Hawk had showed up
at my house knocking on the door
to ride my quarter pipe,
I would've shit my pants.
Man: Did you know who
some of the guys are?
Yeah.
Who's your favorite skater
out of that group of people?
Jamie Foy.
Zeke is coming with us
to the next spot.
Welcome to the van.
Whoo...yeah, man!
‐You ready for this?
‐He's like, "Yeah."
‐Hell, yeah.
All right, hop on.
All right, let's go.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
[ All cheer ]
That was fun.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
That was so sketchy.
♪♪
We got the Chief
behind the wheel, baby.
♪♪
Thomas:
So, we're at Patrick Henry,
kind of a legendary
San Diego spot.
It's been on the cover
of "Thrasher."
They have to do one trick, and
then I have to say, "One more."
Burnett:
For the One More challenge,
this is from the Zero video
"Misled Youth."
Jamie Thomas 5‐0 grinds one of
the biggest handrails ever done.
It looks perfect to everybody,
but he's like,
"I'm going to tempt fate
one more time."
♪♪
So, for this challenge,
after you land the trick,
Jamie Thomas
is going to tell you,
"Nuh‐uh. I need to see it
one more time."
Right here.
♪♪
Whoa!
♪♪
Oh!
First rip.
‐That's classic Z.
‐Yeah, totally.
Thomas: I think you should
5‐0 it again.
You want me
to 5‐0 it again?
I think you should 5‐0 it again.
One more.
‐One more.
‐Yes!
‐Yeah!
One more just because
I want to see one more.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God. Hey, just like
back in the day, right?
That was fun.
Too easy for Z.
I was stoked he
did a 5‐0, too.
Yeah. Yeah,
for real, right?
That was sick.
That's a wrap
for the city challenge.
We did Barefoot,
One More,
and then they did it all
with bandanas and hoodies on.
Let's go!
I always loved
getting the book,
and then it was
always torture, as well.
Like, I don't know.
It's hard.
I remember, though, like,
seeing all these empty boxes.
Like, some pages have, like,
a lot of empty boxes.
It gives me such anxiety.
I, like ‐‐
I, like, want them to, like,
"Let's get these done,"
you know, because I remember the
feeling of having that, like.
They seem to be fine
with it though,
so I guess I shouldn't
be stressed if they're not.
[ Chuckles ]
They seem like they don't ‐‐
They got it.
They don't care, and they're
handling shit everywhere we go.
They do it in, like, quick.
I wish them the best.
The book's a bitch.
♪♪
♪♪
Servold:
I'm basically the beer man ‐‐
keep the team hydrated
with cold beer,
so I'm slowly filtering them.
Here is a nice cold one.
Pass that up to Corey.
He's been killing it.
And then now I'm throwing
a little bit warmer one
on where that one was
to make it ice cold
for the next bro
who asks for one.
♪♪
"Do a trick on a double set
or more, kinked rail
that also bends and curves ‐‐
nine stairs or more total."
You going to go on vacation
if you win, Nick?
Uh, maybe, like,
a little vacation,
not, like, anything
big, though.
Where would you go?
I might go to, like,
maybe Vegas or something.
Vegas vacation?
Yeah.
Sinclair:
All right, then you come down.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
[ Siren wails ]
[ Laughing ]
Come on, Nick!
[ Laughing ]
God, no.
Voilà.
The team had
a little history on this rail.
Aidan's already done it
in a previous video.
Cole has already grinded it
in the same video.
Dakota is looking like
he's, uh, about to do this.
I think it'd be sicker
if Dakota did it
since the other guys
have already done it.
♪♪
‐Whoo‐hoo!
‐Oh, man, you've got that.
[ All groan ]
♪♪
Yes, Dakota.
You guys are
really, really close.
♪♪
Holy shit.
♪♪
Huston:
We were driving to a spot,
and we saw this little homie
right here skating outside.
These guys gave him
a little demo and then ‐‐
picked him up,
threw him in the van and ‐‐
Kidnapped him.
Now we're taking him
on King of the Road.
I think his mom is
low‐key kind of nervous, but...
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
That was so sketchy. Tell
your brother to chill, dude!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
♪♪
‐Which rail is it?
‐They want to see these stairs.
‐Oh, just the stairs.
‐Yeah.
We need stair checks
more than anything.
Yeah.
♪♪
Man: Yeah, Mason.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
Man:
That was...beautiful.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
That was worth the wait.
That was...sick.
That was for you, Zeke.
‐Yeah!
‐That was for you.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.
You know, just got
a new hairstyle.
[ All speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ All shout ]
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
We're saying goodbye.
Hey, Zeke, are you
going to cry or what?
Come on, Zeke.
Bust a tear, man.
Hey, let's, uh,
let's have him sign his ‐‐
sign his seat
in the van.
I'm going to gift you
my onesie.
This is my favorite onesie
of all times.
I hope you enjoy it
the rest of your life.
I'll keep it
in good care.
Make sure you wash it, too.
Make sure you wash it.
Peterson: If I was a kid
and that happened to me,
I would be so stoked.
We made a kid's dream
come true, for sure.
He'll always remember that.
Thanks, Zeke,
for participating.
For sure.
Thanks for letting us
put a demo on at your house.
Hell, yeah.
Thanks for coming
in the van on King of the Road.
Hell, yeah.
We'll see you
as a professional skater, right?
Later, doggy.
[ Siren wailing ]
‐Bye, Zeke!
‐Later, Zeke.
‐See ya, dog.
Apse: Take care.
Enjoy skateboarding, have fun.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
There's a steep six, which we
need for the roll‐off challenge.
It's definitely
a sketchy challenge.
O0 C1Thank you.
♪♪
♪♪
I'm a broken man.
I wish I could hop on
with the boys.
Yesterday took a toll
on my body.
Man: Ohhh.
You all right, Aidan?
[ Wheezes ]
Knocked the breath out?
You okay?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
[ Groans ]
Tin Man needs his oil.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
‐...yeah.
‐Had to do that.
That's a...check
right there.
That was a mean,
spooky check.
‐Yeah, Lizzie.
‐What's up?
Lizzie Armanto joined us.
She's the world's
best vert‐riding female
and bowl troll,
and she's right here
in the streets with us today,
so we couldn't be more ‐‐
According to Mike.
Lizzie has blessed us
with a secret pass
to the Birdman's ramp.
Oh, let's go.
Does anybody
want to go there
and try to drop
in an ollie board?
I'll try it.
We're going to knock it out.
We're going to get food.
We're going to San Pedro.
It's going to be
a long night!
‐All right.
‐All right?
I love long nights
with my bros.
Sinclair:
All right, let's do it.
♪♪
Mason, you down to try
the frontside flip?
No, for you.
Well, it hurt my ankle.
I think it was
like five days in,
I got the first
small injury.
Is there a shorter
double set than this?
This is a big double set.
It's no joke.
♪♪
Jesus.
Oh...
It kind of just kept
snowballing from there.
You okay?
I hit my back
and then hurt my ankle,
and my legs were toast.
I don't want you to
hurt your back, dude.
It's already hurt.
I'd rather
just try it.
Man: Yeah, Mason!
I wanted
to contribute points.
♪♪
Why would you do that?
But, physically,
I just felt like I couldn't.
Aah!
‐All right, Mason.
‐There you go. There you go.
Good save, Mason.
He's going to land it this try.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
Money!
Damn, you did it tight.
That's why
we put you on the team!
Uhhh!
‐Yeah, Mason!
‐Fire, dude.
That frontside flip
was amazing.
Jamie was filling in the gaps
for just me being sore,
the team being sore.
When I got on the road,
I was just like, "Perfect.
Like, now I can help
these guys out."
♪♪
Ohh!
‐Yeah.
‐Legend!
‐What the...
‐Yeah, Jamie!
‐Whoo!
‐...yeah, Jamie!
You're such a legend.
‐Yo, that was scary.
‐Legend!
‐Yeah!
You did it
like it was nothing.
50 points. Whoo!
When Jamie joined the van,
it was on.
Like, so many more points
were done.
And I'll try a 5‐0
and then maybe with no wheels.
I'm just scared
of wall rails.
♪♪
Man: Yes!
5‐0 rail with just bearings,
no wheels.
With zero‐millimeter wheels.
Yeah.
♪♪
150 right here,
right about now.
♪♪
You got it.
First try!
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!
Yeah, Jamie!
He's a first‐try
kind of guy.
Jamie fit in
with our crew...
You know
what I'm talking about?
...like a drop of water
in a glass filled with water.
Dude, we could do this
for days.
There's a steep six,
which we need for the "prom‐date
six‐stair roll‐off
challenge" thing.
It's definitely
a sketchy challenge.
I rolled
with Evan like that.
We tried rolling off a curb,
and that didn't even go well.
♪♪
♪♪
[ All cheering ]Ugh! I hate
watching my friends fall.
Like a sack of potatoes, dude.
Did you hear that?
Yeah. I didn't even want to,
like, watch that one.
♪♪
Dude! Oh, my God!
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
Yes...yes!
Yes!
Dude, you had no fear.
Thank you.
I needed you
on that one.
Yes!
Yeah. Hey, group hug. Group hug.
That was...
Ohh!
Never again
will we ever do that.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
But this is scary, Mike.
♪♪
Holy shit!
Are you okay?
♪♪
Game on.
Here it is.
[ All shout ]
We got the Banshee Bungee out
for the first time of the trip,
but it's...crazy.
♪♪
Whoa!
What I tell you?
‐You know how I do!
‐Whoo!
Apse: Are you going to do
the kickflip over
and land on a board?
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐[ Laughs ]
Olson:
Hey, move it far back.
‐Far back for Jack!
‐That's pretty good.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
Yeah, Jack!
I put the board there.
I basically just did it.
Jack crushed it.
What I did was
surprise myself.
♪♪
I've been sitting
in the van too long.
‐Whoo!
‐Ow! It's my leg!
Looking good.
[ Laughing ] They're shorter
than his underwear.
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
‐We got Chip in the house!
‐Yeah! Yeah!
Couldn't watch that shit.
[ All cheering ]
‐So sick.
‐Most...KOTR spirit.
One of my...
bucket‐list...
just goals in life
is to go give a girl road head.
‐Yeah.
‐Should we smash it?
‐Yeah.
‐No.
‐No, no, no, no.
‐Not here. Not here.
‐Break it! Break it!
‐Don't do it.
‐It's my souvenir!
‐Don't do it, man!
Sinclair: The crew is looking
a little dusty.
Looking a little rusty.
Looking like day nine.
Thanks for holding
the door, sir.
After you, sir.
Backstage.
I always wanted
to be backstage.
We got a little
secret entrance
for the Tony Hawk's vert ramp
thanks to Lizzie.
♪♪
‐What the...
‐Yeah.
Half‐a‐million‐dollar ramp.
‐This was the, uh ‐‐
I think it's
a million‐dollar ramp.
It's a $4 million ramp.
[ Chuckles ]
I think it's
a $9 million ramp.
Look how big
this channel is!
‐Get it!
‐First try.
But this is scary, Mike.
Just remember
you're...Axel.
Yeah.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
‐Did it right there?
‐Yep, 30.
Axel dropped in first try,
ollied the board to flat.
‐This is ‐‐ This is, uh ‐‐
‐I want to do the front flip.
‐How do you do it?
It couldn't be any better.
This is, like ‐‐ This is one ‐‐
probably is
the best vert ramp...
that you could ask for.
♪♪
The hardest part is, like,
staying focused.
‐Hey, let's get on the road!
‐Is that the cooler?
‐...yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Time is the biggest enemy
we have on King of the Road.
‐Get everyone in the van.
‐It's an hour and a half away.
Why are holding on?
There's no time!
My friends from Canada
were in town,
so I was actually trying to get
to Long Beach just to see them.
The only advice I can give them
is don't waste time.
You never have enough time
on King of the Road.
How's it been?
It's been crazy, man.
It's been fun.
Dude, how you doing?
Chilling, dude.
How you doing?
I'm done.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Oh, there's chicken!
Sinclair: Hey, there's a ladder
on the back, stupid!
Hey, we need the team
in there, as well.
Get in there!
Get in there!
Couple more
in the back!
There are, like,
60 in people here.
How many people?!
I think we're good!
That's every dude!
All right. We got
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
...21...
...31, 32, 33!
33 people in the van.
That's a lot of...people,
dude.
‐Oh, God.
‐Are you okay? Is the van okay?
Van's not okay.
Anybody need a cupholder?
We broke the van, dude.
We won!
King of the Road is over!
We won!
We got to go!
It's not over!
They think this is
the finish line.
We got four more days.
[ All cheering ]
On the next
"King of the Road"...
Burnett:
All of today's challenges
are going to take these guys
off the beaten path
for some new experiences.
We're about to party.
I can poop in there.
Dude, these things
are sick!
Oh!
That looks fun.
There's a little turd
in there.
That's
so...gnarly.
If he does it,
it'll be amazing,
but if he doesn't do it,
he could get really,
really, really hurt.
All: Ohh!
Check!
Apse:
It's time to go skateboarding!
It's King of the Road!
---
Please do not attempt to perform
any of these stunts
or activities in this show.
They are super dangerous,
crazy, wild dangerous.
The stunts seen are either
performed by professionals
or under the supervision
of professionals,
serious professionals.
This show also contains
bad language.
♪♪
Justin!
Burnett:
The challenge is to get a star
of "Jackass" in your van.
Get Bam in the car.
[ As Roy ] Check!
The oldest member of the team
can only drink Pedialyte
and wear an adult diaper
for 24 hours.
Man:
Bring it on home!
‐Oh, God!
‐Man, he got...up.
Oh, God.
Half my ass is missing.
We rolled up, and it was like,
"Is he actually going
to do this right here?"
Man: First...try.
Let's go.
♪♪
[ All groaning ]
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
♪♪
We went to Hollywood 16,
and Jaws wanted to do
the highest roof drop.
I was like, "Damn, he wants
to roll off that roof?"
[ All groan ]
I swear we seen him
sack the ground,
and you're just like, "Oh."
He gets up. He's like, "Bro,
I'm...fine. That sucked.
I almost had it,"
and he was just super hyped up,
so he grabs
Tim's filmer board ‐‐
which big soft wheels.
They bounce.
All right,
right here.
♪♪
[ All groan ]
You okay?
We go up to him.
He's like, "Bro, is it bad?
Like, is it bad?"
And immediately,
me and Jack are just like...
And as soon as
we were kind of like,
"Oh, shit," he was like,
"Oh, shit. It's bad."
I was like, "Shit.
That's really, really gnarly."
♪♪
And he just goes...
♪♪
Man:
I'm so sorry, Jaws.
We see slams all the time,
but I've never seen, like,
someone's teeth pushed back,
you know?
Like, that was ‐‐ Pbht!
That was gnarly.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
At that point, you're like,
"Yeah, we got to take care
of our friend," you know?
He's just calling everybody.
I called a dentist directory,
and they said nothing
is open in L. A. County.
They can't fix you
until the morning.
Until in the morning.
Aah.
We're gonna have to just
take you to the emergency room.
I mean, and maybe
they can do something.
Okay. Let's do this.
♪♪
‐Love you, Jaws.
‐Yeah.
‐You're a legend!
Walker:
And we take him to the E. R.,
and that bummed us out,
you know?
Like, everybody was bummed.
It was just like,
"Damn. This sucks."
He's in the emergency room
right now,
and it's Veteran's Day,
so every dental
emergency place is closed,
so we ended up having to
take him to this emergency room.
He's getting a CAT scan
right now to see,
you know,
how severe it is.
He wasn't going fast enough
to keep rolling when he landed.
He impacted so hard,
his, uh ‐‐
His teeth smashed
into his knee
and pushed his bottom teeth
back into his mouth.
It didn't even look real.
Yeah.
And, like,
from these teeth back,
it was all pushed back.
Yeah.
I don't want to leave
this dude here.
Yeah.
We're going to proceed
to San Diego, so...
Yeah. Yeah.
Hopefully, knock on wood,
it's not as bad
as we think it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[ Siren wailing ]
♪♪
♪♪
‐That sucks.
‐Who did that?
‐Jaws.
‐He...his teeth up?
Yeah, he kneed himself in the ‐‐
in the mouth at ‐‐
Oh, my God.
He did that on this trip?
‐Last night.
‐Let me see.
‐What?
♪♪
I just want to snap the shit out
of my...board.
♪♪
♪♪
How you feeling?
Good, dude.
Better than yesterday.
Yay!
Legend!
I made it back.
Yeah.
I ended up breaking
the bone above your chin
and pushing back all four of my
lower teeth besides my canines.
That was ‐‐ That was
pretty shitty. [ Chuckles ]
Aah! I'm
still alive, baby.
Gaah!
How you doing?
I'm good.
Yeah?
Homoki:
Went to the ER in L. A.
We got in
at like 9:00 at night,
and I stayed there
till 6:00 in the morning.
Burnett stayed with me
till like 2:00 in the morning,
and then I just stayed there
till 6:00 in the morning.
You think of Jaws
as being all smiles
and high‐fives
and indestructible,
so to see him like
this was pretty tough.
How long does it
have to heal for?
Four weeks, four to six weeks
like a normal bone.
They tried, like, pulling it.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh, just thinking
about it is so...dude.
Just a little bit
inconvenient for now.
Yeah, I'm going to be
on a smoothie diet for sure.
Yeah.
You need to
lose weight anyway.
[ Laughter ]
These guys, the spirit of them
and just how nice they all are,
I just had to say, like,
I wasn't going to...ditch
out on this. [ Chuckles ]
You handled it
like a champ, Jaws.
Super hectic!
All: Yeah.
Today, we're in Southern
California ‐‐ Saturday morning.
We got
a special rise‐and‐shine.
Rise and shine challenge
is in a box.
I don't like this.
What do you think it is?
Got to open the box,
and then I can announce
what it is.
"What's in the box?!"
I'll be very surprised
if it's something sick.
Burnett: Hopefully, this is
going to get them hyped
for one of their last
big street‐skating days
on King of the Road.
All right.
Okay.
I think it's broken.
[ Siren wails ]
Oh!
Oh, God.
Whoo!
All right, your loudest or most
talkative team member...
...can only speak through a
megaphone for the next 10 hours.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, right.
Sinclair: Nick,
did you hear any of that?
Yes, Mike, I heard that.
Thank you.
...This sucks.
Is anyone listening?
Oh, my God.
Wait, for how long?
10 hours.
Are you shitting me?
This is awesome because
he's not going to talk.
Yeah, is this, like,
for points then, or, like ‐‐
Yeah, 50 points.
Dude, this is...up.
We got to wake up Bam.
Let's wake him up.
Man: Let's go.
Here's his key.
We got his key.
Yeah.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Shh! Just stop talking.
Just stop talking.
Horrible, horrible idea.
I love Madars,
but worst person to choose.
Be very, very quiet.
We're going to wake him up.
Morning, Bam.
Good morning, Bam.
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry,
but we've got to go down.
It's time to go skateboarding.
It's King of the Road!
[ Siren wails ]
Damn.
Sinclair: Nick, it says,
for the next 10 hours,
you can only talk
through that.
You got to do it, Nick.
Just be quiet.
You think
you got this one?
Very cool challenge.
I can't...do that.
How the hell
am I supposed to ‐‐
You're talking to me.
Like, what the hell?
We're going to a good spot,
I think.
Dude, just do it.
Give it a try.
Yeah. I don't know.
Should I do this all day long?
‐Yes.
‐Yes.
Fine. Let's go.
Turn it down
a little bit.
And just be ‐‐ Just try
to be a little quiet, Nick.
...you.
Just be ‐‐ Just try
to be a little quiet, Nick.
This is going
to be...torture.
Burnett:
For Foundation and Element,
it's time to hit the streets.
Yesterday, Real was up in L. A.
street skating.
Today, they got challenges.
They're going to have
their hands full.
Uh‐oh.
We got a city challenge.
Zero Saturday, San Diego.
Zero Saturday.
Meet up with KOTR legend
Jamie Thomas
for a day of tricks
and KOTR coaching.
As one of the winningest
KOTR skaters all all time,
Jamie Thomas ‐‐
Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Jamie Thomas, the hardest‐
working man in skateboarding,
he led the Zero squad
to three consecutive victories.
In first place,
Jamie Thomas!
I obviously enjoyed
being on King of the Road.
We were here
for three years.
♪♪
This is the best‐case scenario.
Rather than doing two grueling
weeks, I just do one day.
Burnett:
He's a master strategist.
He's tough as nails.
I'm trying to barefoot press to
frontside this rail,
and I'm getting beat to a pulp.
Burnett: He's going to jump
in the van with these guys today
and guide them
around his hometown.
You guys are going
to have to wear Zero hoodies
and at least
two bandanas each.
Thomas: "Dying to Live"
is probably the video part
I wore the most bandanas.
The car is, like,
chocked full of bandanas.
I looked up to him
when I was a kid.
It was...awesome
just to be able to,
like, see how he operates.
Brock: One team rider must also
shave his head Chief‐style.
Chima's like,
"I'll run that."
All right. I wanted
to cut my shit anyway.
Man:
Hey, get his chest, too.
♪♪
Burnett:
He's one of the winningest
King of the Road participants
of all time.
Listen to Jamie Thomas,
and you will win
King of the Road.
Thomas:
These guys are amazing,
so I'm hyped to see them
rip all the spots
that I skated
back in the day.
Let's go get...hectic.
♪♪
Yeah.
♪♪
Burnett: So, we're going to go
to some of Jamie's famous spots.
First of all, we've got
the big Rincon gap‐to‐rail
that ends over head high.
That buckler has been
the proving ground
for handrail skaters
in Southern California
for the last 15 years.
Wait, wasn't Nyjah doing this,
a full‐cut back lip?
That's...absurd!
Nyjah's brew.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's days like today
where I'm stoked I'm not skating
in the contest.
They have to do something
besides a board slide,
50‐50, or an ollie.
Dude, let's ‐‐
Let's do three people.
He can...180
over the middle.
‐Yeah, let's do three people.
‐Three people?
‐Yeah, yeah, I'll 180 over.
‐Yes. That'll be sick.
‐Hey, let's get it right here.
‐Triple. First try, boys.
Thomas: Jack is going to
try crooked grind?
Yeah, crooked grind,
180, and 5‐0.
Didn't some of your dudes
do a triple on this?
I feel like
somebody did ‐‐
Is that a part of this?
No, but we're just doing it.
Why not?
Really?
All right, ready?
3...2...1.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
That was...bitch.
‐You all right?
‐Was that synchronized?
Kyle, I think you could
go a little later.
‐Later, huh?
‐A little later, yeah.
All right.
♪♪
Yeah!
We got that.
The challenge is done.
‐This is the one.
‐Yep.
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐...dude.
Thomas: The gnarliest part is
they don't have to do it.
All they have to do
is just do a trick on this.
It's not a triple.
It's an epic photo.
I get it.
Shit, this ain't about
creating epic imagery.
It's about getting
the shit done.
Thomas: It's just gnarly,
inflicting unnecessary impact
on the crew.
You could blow one of these
guys' heels out
doing that and be cooked.
All right, right here.
...this bullshit. Let's do it.
I'm not doubting them. By
no means am I doubting them.
Right here, boys!
♪♪
Ah...
Thomas: You don't think
that you could use the footage
of two dudes making it
with a board break?
‐Let's just do that.
‐Yeah...it.
Let's just get out of here.
I had a strict rule of don't do
anything that's not in the book.
All they had to do is do a trick
on the gap to rail.
They did a 5‐0 and a 180,
so, yeah, they got it.
They were just going
for extra credit.
You're not going to win,
you don't go to this shit.
You don't ‐‐
Just don't even go on it
if you're not going to win.
...it. Stay home.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Dude, this thing
is long as...
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
OMuller: We're at a kinked rail
in Dana Point, and we're going
to hopefully get some
kinked‐rail challenges done.
I mean, that's, like, a very
perfect kinked rail to skate.
♪♪
Oh, my God.
Wow! That took off.
♪♪
‐Let's just try one.
‐Yeah, I'm just going to try it.
‐I'm behind you, all right?
‐All right.
♪♪
Ugh, so close.
♪♪
Whoo!
Oh, Nick. Nick.
Sorry. Sorry.
All right, brother.
Let's do this one.
Let's do it.
All right.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Get it, boys.
‐That was the shit.
Sinclair: Two teammates
on the rail at the same time,
no caveman, 50 points.
So, it's been 24 hours
wearing the diaper.
It's time to take off
the diaper,
and now I can eat whatever
the...I want, thank God.
Nick, how was
the diaper?
It was really shitty
24 hours.
Did you eat
in that 24 hours?
I drank
all the Pedialyte.
And you wore the diaper?
And I wore the diaper.
I went to sleep with it.
Slept with it on?
Slept with it on.
Geriatric Fridays ‐‐ Check!
Good job.
Thank you.
You want to talk about
why you choose to bomb
the gnarliest hill
with a diaper on?
Oh, God! Ow!
Somebody told me,
they were like,
"Go bomb the hill,"
and I was like, "All right."
Nick, hill bomb
in diapers.
So, that's
all it takes.
Yeah.
How's it feeling
right now?
It's feels like shit, man.
Do you want to see?
Yeah.
Ahh.
Oh, that's not good.
It sticks
to the boxers.
Yeah.
[ Coughing ]
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Burnett: Dude, this thing
is long as...
When this thing
ran in "Thrasher,"
we called it the biggest
handrail of all time,
and I think it really is.
Derek Elmendorf is
the only guy to grind it.
♪♪
It's buck.
Just a normal Saturday morning,
wake up, try double set.
I think it's 20‐flat‐20.
Kids today.
Oh!
The wiggle!
‐Oh, my God.
‐Oh!
‐Oh, Tyson is going to do it.
‐Tyson, you can do it.
Smith: So, it's skate a curved,
double‐kinked rail
and skate over 30.
And, easily, this is where
the...is the most‐go.
Yeah.
Smith: That's probably
the most important page,
the Highest, Longest,
Most page.
You could excel
past another team
if your rail is longer,
and it's bigger.
♪♪
Man:
Make it! No!
Burnett:
If Tyson gets this, 100%,
he is going to win
gnarliest handrail.
♪♪
Man: Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, my God!
‐You got it!
‐Yeah, Tyson!
‐Yeah, dog!
Yep, yep,
yep, yep, yep.
No! I thought
that was it!
♪♪
[ All shout ]
You got it!
You...got it!
♪ He's going to grind that shit,
He's going to grind that shit ♪
♪ He's going to grind
that shit ♪
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
‐Dude, that's ‐‐
‐You go! You got that shit!
Let's go.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[ All shout ]
Oh, my God!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Oh...I know that
feeling way too well.
You all right?
Put your arms out.
Put your arms out.
Is it just
you lost your breath?
I feel like ‐‐
Am I even breathing?
Dude.
Yes, you are.
Silva: The hardest battle
was when to stop on a trick.
Is it worth this 50 points
to do this trick right now
and not be able to skate
for two days,
or should I chill right now
and be able to skate tomorrow?
You're so close!
I know you can do it.
I know you can do it.
Yeah.
I'm not saying
you have to do it right now.
I'm just saying
I know you can do it.
Yeah.
Dude, don't even trip.
You...tried
your heart out.
That's all that matters.
No one is going to
be bummed.
You killed that shit.
That was fun at first [coughs],
and then I hit my ribs.
It's a sick row,
though.
We got to roll
a fat one, dude.
I'm talking the fattest
joint we can.
I'm down. I'm down.
I'm going to roll a fat one.
After a fat rail like that,
you need a fat one.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
♪♪
To me, it's one of the hardest
tricks on a round rail. Like ‐‐
Yeah, it's not easy.
O0 C1Yeah, it's kind of like
what isn't going
in the smoothie right now?
So, I busted my teeth,
and I can't eat solid food,
so we went to Walmart.
I got myself a blender,
and I'm just going
to make smoothies.
So far, we have
some strawberries, bananas,
spinach, kale, collard greens,
watermelon, and a lime,
so that's what's
going in right now. [ Chuckles ]
Anybody that gets hurt
and then still gets in the van,
you're like, like,
got to respect that.
I mean...he's probably
blew out his knee,
broke his teeth out.
He rolled his ankle
the day we got him.
And then he wanted
to pull his teeth out
for the Andy Roy thing.
I'm going to pull
Andy's tooth out right now.
[ All cheer ]
...dentists, man.
You know what I mean?
That's, like,
that's overrated.
Brock:
Like, this was, like,
while I was driving him
to the emergency room.
He's like,
"Oh, Andy Roy challenge."
I was like, "No.
You're going to keep those."
I feel bad that he got hurt.
But, yeah, I mean,
I'm glad he was with us.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Whirring ]
♪♪
First smoothie
out of probably, like, 50.
Many more to come.
Many more.
Smoothie off
the engine ‐‐ Check!
Check!
We're in the middle of all the
challenges for the Chief day.
This is the first rail
ever kickflip back lipped
by Heath Kirchart.
Barefoot rail.
Burnett: Jamie Thomas is always
known for challenging himself,
and this includes
barefoot skating.
On the 2006 King of the Road,
he got the cover
backside 50‐50ing
the City College rail
with no shoes in sight.
No, you got it. Right here.
Robbie has got it, first try.
♪♪
Yeah!
First try, dude.
That was too easy.
Chip coming through again.
Brockel:
We got the barefoot.
Now he's going to 180 nosegrind
the rail just for fun.
Aah! Sorry.
It went over.
♪♪
Burnett: Even though
Jamie Thomas is a veteran
and has nothing to prove,
he loves a struggle.
Everywhere he goes, he always
sets up a challenge for himself.
♪♪
When the Chief's got
a struggle in his sights,
just post up.
It's going take a while.
♪♪
To me, it's one of the hardest
tricks on a round rail.
Yeah, it's ‐‐
It's not easy.
What is taking so long?
Didn't he already do it?
Well, they did the, yeah,
the barefoot,
but Jamie is trying to do
a 180 nosegrind.
Glory.
Aah, you dickhead!
You guys are
jamming us up!
[ Laughter ]
I'm so loud.
Being called out sucks.
♪♪
‐Oh, damn.
‐...I'm jamming us up.
All right. This is it.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
That was kind of a jam‐up,
but he killed it.
‐Sorry, dudes.
‐Oh, it's all good.
‐You're all good.
♪♪
Hey, private demo
on that flat bar for that kid.
Dude. That's the random
act of kindness.
‐Random act of kindness.
‐Let's do it.
We just saw a kid
skating outside of his house
on a flat bar.
We thought, since we got Nyjah
and Bam and all these dudes,
that we could put on a little
front‐yard demo for him,
and that would be
our random act of kindness.
‐Hi.
‐How's it going?
We saw you skating, and
we just wanted to say what up.
What's up, brother?
Nyjah. Nice to meet you.
If you don't mind, uh,
maybe we'll put on a little,
a little collective demo for you
out here on your flat bar,
hook you up with a board
and some wheels?
It looks like it might
need some wax.
You guys got a ramp
in the back?
‐Yeah, right there.
‐Wow.
‐No shit.
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
It's an all‐star demo
at the little man's house!
Backyard ramp! Own it!
Beat it!
♪♪
That's a sick ramp
you got in the back right here.
Yeah, it's a little old.
It's still nice.
What's Jamie Foy doing here?
He's the mystery guest.
We're on
King of the Road.
Mason Silva is here,
as well! No way! Yeah, Mason.
Foy:
I was just thinking, like,
"Wow. We're going to pull up
at this kid's house."
Evan is going to hop
out of the van.
Bam is going to hop
out of the van.
Mason is going to hop
out of the van.
Like, this kid is going to,
like, be so stoked.
Something like, me, as a kid,
I'd be like, "That was insane."
Here you go, little guy.
Here you go, little guy.
Want to do some science?
Hey!
The right place
at the right time.
Hell, yeah.
Skate on forever,
my friend, please.
♪♪
Burnett: When I was a kid,
if Tony Hawk had showed up
at my house knocking on the door
to ride my quarter pipe,
I would've shit my pants.
Man: Did you know who
some of the guys are?
Yeah.
Who's your favorite skater
out of that group of people?
Jamie Foy.
Zeke is coming with us
to the next spot.
Welcome to the van.
Whoo...yeah, man!
‐You ready for this?
‐He's like, "Yeah."
‐Hell, yeah.
All right, hop on.
All right, let's go.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
[ All cheer ]
That was fun.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
That was so sketchy.
♪♪
We got the Chief
behind the wheel, baby.
♪♪
Thomas:
So, we're at Patrick Henry,
kind of a legendary
San Diego spot.
It's been on the cover
of "Thrasher."
They have to do one trick, and
then I have to say, "One more."
Burnett:
For the One More challenge,
this is from the Zero video
"Misled Youth."
Jamie Thomas 5‐0 grinds one of
the biggest handrails ever done.
It looks perfect to everybody,
but he's like,
"I'm going to tempt fate
one more time."
♪♪
So, for this challenge,
after you land the trick,
Jamie Thomas
is going to tell you,
"Nuh‐uh. I need to see it
one more time."
Right here.
♪♪
Whoa!
♪♪
Oh!
First rip.
‐That's classic Z.
‐Yeah, totally.
Thomas: I think you should
5‐0 it again.
You want me
to 5‐0 it again?
I think you should 5‐0 it again.
One more.
‐One more.
‐Yes!
‐Yeah!
One more just because
I want to see one more.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God. Hey, just like
back in the day, right?
That was fun.
Too easy for Z.
I was stoked he
did a 5‐0, too.
Yeah. Yeah,
for real, right?
That was sick.
That's a wrap
for the city challenge.
We did Barefoot,
One More,
and then they did it all
with bandanas and hoodies on.
Let's go!
I always loved
getting the book,
and then it was
always torture, as well.
Like, I don't know.
It's hard.
I remember, though, like,
seeing all these empty boxes.
Like, some pages have, like,
a lot of empty boxes.
It gives me such anxiety.
I, like ‐‐
I, like, want them to, like,
"Let's get these done,"
you know, because I remember the
feeling of having that, like.
They seem to be fine
with it though,
so I guess I shouldn't
be stressed if they're not.
[ Chuckles ]
They seem like they don't ‐‐
They got it.
They don't care, and they're
handling shit everywhere we go.
They do it in, like, quick.
I wish them the best.
The book's a bitch.
♪♪
♪♪
Servold:
I'm basically the beer man ‐‐
keep the team hydrated
with cold beer,
so I'm slowly filtering them.
Here is a nice cold one.
Pass that up to Corey.
He's been killing it.
And then now I'm throwing
a little bit warmer one
on where that one was
to make it ice cold
for the next bro
who asks for one.
♪♪
"Do a trick on a double set
or more, kinked rail
that also bends and curves ‐‐
nine stairs or more total."
You going to go on vacation
if you win, Nick?
Uh, maybe, like,
a little vacation,
not, like, anything
big, though.
Where would you go?
I might go to, like,
maybe Vegas or something.
Vegas vacation?
Yeah.
Sinclair:
All right, then you come down.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
[ Siren wails ]
[ Laughing ]
Come on, Nick!
[ Laughing ]
God, no.
Voilà.
The team had
a little history on this rail.
Aidan's already done it
in a previous video.
Cole has already grinded it
in the same video.
Dakota is looking like
he's, uh, about to do this.
I think it'd be sicker
if Dakota did it
since the other guys
have already done it.
♪♪
‐Whoo‐hoo!
‐Oh, man, you've got that.
[ All groan ]
♪♪
Yes, Dakota.
You guys are
really, really close.
♪♪
Holy shit.
♪♪
Huston:
We were driving to a spot,
and we saw this little homie
right here skating outside.
These guys gave him
a little demo and then ‐‐
picked him up,
threw him in the van and ‐‐
Kidnapped him.
Now we're taking him
on King of the Road.
I think his mom is
low‐key kind of nervous, but...
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
That was so sketchy. Tell
your brother to chill, dude!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
♪♪
‐Which rail is it?
‐They want to see these stairs.
‐Oh, just the stairs.
‐Yeah.
We need stair checks
more than anything.
Yeah.
♪♪
Man: Yeah, Mason.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
Man:
That was...beautiful.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
That was worth the wait.
That was...sick.
That was for you, Zeke.
‐Yeah!
‐That was for you.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.
You know, just got
a new hairstyle.
[ All speaking indistinctly ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ All shout ]
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
♪♪
We're saying goodbye.
Hey, Zeke, are you
going to cry or what?
Come on, Zeke.
Bust a tear, man.
Hey, let's, uh,
let's have him sign his ‐‐
sign his seat
in the van.
I'm going to gift you
my onesie.
This is my favorite onesie
of all times.
I hope you enjoy it
the rest of your life.
I'll keep it
in good care.
Make sure you wash it, too.
Make sure you wash it.
Peterson: If I was a kid
and that happened to me,
I would be so stoked.
We made a kid's dream
come true, for sure.
He'll always remember that.
Thanks, Zeke,
for participating.
For sure.
Thanks for letting us
put a demo on at your house.
Hell, yeah.
Thanks for coming
in the van on King of the Road.
Hell, yeah.
We'll see you
as a professional skater, right?
Later, doggy.
[ Siren wailing ]
‐Bye, Zeke!
‐Later, Zeke.
‐See ya, dog.
Apse: Take care.
Enjoy skateboarding, have fun.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
There's a steep six, which we
need for the roll‐off challenge.
It's definitely
a sketchy challenge.
O0 C1Thank you.
♪♪
♪♪
I'm a broken man.
I wish I could hop on
with the boys.
Yesterday took a toll
on my body.
Man: Ohhh.
You all right, Aidan?
[ Wheezes ]
Knocked the breath out?
You okay?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
[ Groans ]
Tin Man needs his oil.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
‐...yeah.
‐Had to do that.
That's a...check
right there.
That was a mean,
spooky check.
‐Yeah, Lizzie.
‐What's up?
Lizzie Armanto joined us.
She's the world's
best vert‐riding female
and bowl troll,
and she's right here
in the streets with us today,
so we couldn't be more ‐‐
According to Mike.
Lizzie has blessed us
with a secret pass
to the Birdman's ramp.
Oh, let's go.
Does anybody
want to go there
and try to drop
in an ollie board?
I'll try it.
We're going to knock it out.
We're going to get food.
We're going to San Pedro.
It's going to be
a long night!
‐All right.
‐All right?
I love long nights
with my bros.
Sinclair:
All right, let's do it.
♪♪
Mason, you down to try
the frontside flip?
No, for you.
Well, it hurt my ankle.
I think it was
like five days in,
I got the first
small injury.
Is there a shorter
double set than this?
This is a big double set.
It's no joke.
♪♪
Jesus.
Oh...
It kind of just kept
snowballing from there.
You okay?
I hit my back
and then hurt my ankle,
and my legs were toast.
I don't want you to
hurt your back, dude.
It's already hurt.
I'd rather
just try it.
Man: Yeah, Mason!
I wanted
to contribute points.
♪♪
Why would you do that?
But, physically,
I just felt like I couldn't.
Aah!
‐All right, Mason.
‐There you go. There you go.
Good save, Mason.
He's going to land it this try.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
Money!
Damn, you did it tight.
That's why
we put you on the team!
Uhhh!
‐Yeah, Mason!
‐Fire, dude.
That frontside flip
was amazing.
Jamie was filling in the gaps
for just me being sore,
the team being sore.
When I got on the road,
I was just like, "Perfect.
Like, now I can help
these guys out."
♪♪
Ohh!
‐Yeah.
‐Legend!
‐What the...
‐Yeah, Jamie!
‐Whoo!
‐...yeah, Jamie!
You're such a legend.
‐Yo, that was scary.
‐Legend!
‐Yeah!
You did it
like it was nothing.
50 points. Whoo!
When Jamie joined the van,
it was on.
Like, so many more points
were done.
And I'll try a 5‐0
and then maybe with no wheels.
I'm just scared
of wall rails.
♪♪
Man: Yes!
5‐0 rail with just bearings,
no wheels.
With zero‐millimeter wheels.
Yeah.
♪♪
150 right here,
right about now.
♪♪
You got it.
First try!
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!
Yeah, Jamie!
He's a first‐try
kind of guy.
Jamie fit in
with our crew...
You know
what I'm talking about?
...like a drop of water
in a glass filled with water.
Dude, we could do this
for days.
There's a steep six,
which we need for the "prom‐date
six‐stair roll‐off
challenge" thing.
It's definitely
a sketchy challenge.
I rolled
with Evan like that.
We tried rolling off a curb,
and that didn't even go well.
♪♪
♪♪
[ All cheering ]Ugh! I hate
watching my friends fall.
Like a sack of potatoes, dude.
Did you hear that?
Yeah. I didn't even want to,
like, watch that one.
♪♪
Dude! Oh, my God!
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
Yes...yes!
Yes!
Dude, you had no fear.
Thank you.
I needed you
on that one.
Yes!
Yeah. Hey, group hug. Group hug.
That was...
Ohh!
Never again
will we ever do that.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
But this is scary, Mike.
♪♪
Holy shit!
Are you okay?
♪♪
Game on.
Here it is.
[ All shout ]
We got the Banshee Bungee out
for the first time of the trip,
but it's...crazy.
♪♪
Whoa!
What I tell you?
‐You know how I do!
‐Whoo!
Apse: Are you going to do
the kickflip over
and land on a board?
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐[ Laughs ]
Olson:
Hey, move it far back.
‐Far back for Jack!
‐That's pretty good.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
Yeah, Jack!
I put the board there.
I basically just did it.
Jack crushed it.
What I did was
surprise myself.
♪♪
I've been sitting
in the van too long.
‐Whoo!
‐Ow! It's my leg!
Looking good.
[ Laughing ] They're shorter
than his underwear.
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
‐We got Chip in the house!
‐Yeah! Yeah!
Couldn't watch that shit.
[ All cheering ]
‐So sick.
‐Most...KOTR spirit.
One of my...
bucket‐list...
just goals in life
is to go give a girl road head.
‐Yeah.
‐Should we smash it?
‐Yeah.
‐No.
‐No, no, no, no.
‐Not here. Not here.
‐Break it! Break it!
‐Don't do it.
‐It's my souvenir!
‐Don't do it, man!
Sinclair: The crew is looking
a little dusty.
Looking a little rusty.
Looking like day nine.
Thanks for holding
the door, sir.
After you, sir.
Backstage.
I always wanted
to be backstage.
We got a little
secret entrance
for the Tony Hawk's vert ramp
thanks to Lizzie.
♪♪
‐What the...
‐Yeah.
Half‐a‐million‐dollar ramp.
‐This was the, uh ‐‐
I think it's
a million‐dollar ramp.
It's a $4 million ramp.
[ Chuckles ]
I think it's
a $9 million ramp.
Look how big
this channel is!
‐Get it!
‐First try.
But this is scary, Mike.
Just remember
you're...Axel.
Yeah.
♪♪
[ All cheer ]
‐Did it right there?
‐Yep, 30.
Axel dropped in first try,
ollied the board to flat.
‐This is ‐‐ This is, uh ‐‐
‐I want to do the front flip.
‐How do you do it?
It couldn't be any better.
This is, like ‐‐ This is one ‐‐
probably is
the best vert ramp...
that you could ask for.
♪♪
The hardest part is, like,
staying focused.
‐Hey, let's get on the road!
‐Is that the cooler?
‐...yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Time is the biggest enemy
we have on King of the Road.
‐Get everyone in the van.
‐It's an hour and a half away.
Why are holding on?
There's no time!
My friends from Canada
were in town,
so I was actually trying to get
to Long Beach just to see them.
The only advice I can give them
is don't waste time.
You never have enough time
on King of the Road.
How's it been?
It's been crazy, man.
It's been fun.
Dude, how you doing?
Chilling, dude.
How you doing?
I'm done.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Oh, there's chicken!
Sinclair: Hey, there's a ladder
on the back, stupid!
Hey, we need the team
in there, as well.
Get in there!
Get in there!
Couple more
in the back!
There are, like,
60 in people here.
How many people?!
I think we're good!
That's every dude!
All right. We got
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
...21...
...31, 32, 33!
33 people in the van.
That's a lot of...people,
dude.
‐Oh, God.
‐Are you okay? Is the van okay?
Van's not okay.
Anybody need a cupholder?
We broke the van, dude.
We won!
King of the Road is over!
We won!
We got to go!
It's not over!
They think this is
the finish line.
We got four more days.
[ All cheering ]
On the next
"King of the Road"...
Burnett:
All of today's challenges
are going to take these guys
off the beaten path
for some new experiences.
We're about to party.
I can poop in there.
Dude, these things
are sick!
Oh!
That looks fun.
There's a little turd
in there.
That's
so...gnarly.
If he does it,
it'll be amazing,
but if he doesn't do it,
he could get really,
really, really hurt.
All: Ohh!
Check!
Apse:
It's time to go skateboarding!
It's King of the Road!