King of the Road (2016-…): Season 3, Episode 6 - Hill Bomb in Diapers - full transcript
The teams jock out, trying their hand at normal sports. Bam Margera arrives to help Element skate a coffin, Merlino loses a butt cheek and a Jaws stunt ends in the worst injury yet.
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Burnett: Three mighty armies
compete in some lost art
of skateboarding past.
Welcome to the game of Stoke.
Mystery guest, reveal yourself!
Axel Crusher!
Jamie Foy!
Jaws!
Here comes Jaws!
‐You kidding me?
‐Oh, my God!
‐Holy shit!
‐Jamie definitely brings
some new life into the trip.
‐Oh, my God.
‐I was so stoked.
We just got another
new member of the family.
♪♪
That was so gnarly.
Yeah!
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
‐Bring it on home!
‐♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
♪♪
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
‐Oh, my God!
‐♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth ♪
♪ They're cheap ♪
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping?
Who's peeing?
♪♪
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
Can you pass me
the sunblock?
Where's it at?
It's in ‐‐
It's in the middle thing.
It's like whipped cream.
Back to the desert.
[ Chuckles ]
Holy shit,
it's hot here already.
The meet‐up yesterday
couldn't have gone better.
Everyone was ecstatic
with their mystery guest.
Fives were at an all‐day high.
You kidding me?
This dude is a...maniac.
Even if the team
is half‐dead right now...
...their mystery guests
are ready to rip.
‐Yeah, Jamie!
‐These fresh legs
bringing something
to the table.
We're looking good.
Four‐and‐a‐half hours of sleep.
It was, like, 1:00 a. m.,
and we drove an hour
to a lead on a handrail we got.
Axel knocked it out.
It's kind of hard
because it's like you want
to put a lot of effort
into the park but then, like,
I feel like those city
challenges, they take all day.
That's why you're out until,
like, 5:00 in the morning
because you still want
to work on the park
after you hit the city challenge
and stuff.
So, we'll see.
I should be
the most tired one.
And he is.
And I am.
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
‐Oh, God. My body.
‐How are you feeling, Josh?
Like a...pile of shit
on a stick.
[ Laughter ]
The first night that I got here,
I went to nine stairs,
and I came down
and just tweaked my ankle.
‐Oww.
‐Looks swollen, dude.
No. No, not that good.
He still kept his spirits high
and kept us motivated
to just get gnarly.
Recap ‐‐ we went and...
skated a nine stair.
The dudes handled it.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Yeah, Kyle!
Even though
it was a meet‐up day.
‐Yeah, meet‐up day.
‐We ‐‐ we got a lot done.
Burnett tried to slow us down.
You can't slow us down.
You can't
slow a train down.
I finally feel like
these guys want to win.
‐Damn!
‐Don't say that.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Haley, you're on live TV.
He wants to ask you a question.
Obviously, he's killing it.
It's Evan.
That's my...babe!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Since I was on
"King of the Road" last year,
I came in knowing, like,
kind of what
I was getting myself into,
but sometimes you're just,
like, "Holy shit."
I didn't wash my hair
this morning. I'm sorry.
‐It's all good.
‐Ooh, this is so gnarly.
Apse:
Look at the cul de sac.
Bald on the top,
hair all around.
Oh, my God.
He looks like an old man.
All right, that looks
pretty...up.
Let's get you
in the color zone.
♪♪
Yeah,
that's perfect.
Jamie,
so what are we doing?
Our City Shitty challenge,
or Shitty City challenge.
All right, city challenge
just came in.
Element, Fresno.
Jocks rule.
"Today you'll find out what it
means to be a real athlete."
[ Laughter ]
"Grab your gear from
the Skate Warehouse."
If I don't catch a pass
or anything, don't ‐‐
don't blame it on me.
‐I come from the old school
where it was the punks
versus the jocks.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know you were shorter
than a hockey stick.
Oh, shit.
Today they're going to
have to walk in their shoes.
Nyjah knows how to put
all this shit on.
...no. I never played
football in my life.
We're mixing conventional,
traditional American sports
with some thrashing.
Ooh! Justin!
[ Laughter ]
Are you okay, dude?
‐Robbie, dude, in my hands.
‐It's hard to aim it.
‐Are you good?
‐Yeah, I'm fine.
‐Oh, my God!
‐...flying.
‐What the...?
‐Holy shit.
‐Shit.
‐Dude, that wasn't...
‐Yeah, I'm good.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Hey, are you all right?
‐Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
I am so stoked
I got to see that.
Yeah.
Because I was like ‐‐
and I'm glad
that you didn't get hurt.
I've never been tackled by
anybody in football gear before.
Justin!
It, uh ‐‐ yeah. It works.
[ Horn honking ]
Everybody needs a beer.
[ Cans popping ]
Welcome to the calisthenics
class. First exercise ‐‐
How many...drills
are there going to be?
Shut up, Nick.
Just shut the...up,
or you're off the team.
All right, everybody
has to lay down.
You lean back.
Judo.
Anti‐judo.
Everybody boards up.
[ Whistle blows ]
Judo. Anti‐judo.
Say it!
All: Judo.
Anti‐judo.
‐Good job, assholes.
‐20 push‐ups.
‐Uh‐oh!
‐20?!
‐Oh, shit.
‐He's doing 10 of those bitches.
‐Yeah, spread out.
‐Check his pants.
They're falling down.
Let's get everyone!
[ Whistle blows ]
Nick!
You're looking old!
Ooh, look how deep
he can go in those.
‐Right leg over.
‐Isn't this supposed to be
the other way, Mason?
Well,...me, right?
Remember to breathe, guys.
Remember to breathe.
We're not athletic
in any way, huh?
Look at this guy.
Somebody hippy jump him.
‐You think you can do everybody?
‐Yeah.
Tennis player ready.
[ Whistle blows ]
‐Very nice!
‐Whoo!
‐That's crazy.
‐Good teamwork.
[ Whistle blows ]
Uh, I have here and there,
like, with my cousins
up north in Pennsylvania
at this ice rank,
but haven't done
it in years, so...
These things are wobbly.
It's crazy.
‐You ready, Rhino?
‐Yeah, it's good right here.
I literally went up,
and my ankle just went forward,
and I just fell.
Ooh. What the f...
It's probably a 10.
Just slide in.
‐Oh, my...
‐I was not going fast, though.
‐Okay.
‐Well...
I didn't want to have to walk
all the way back over here.
Yes!
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
Yeah!
Ah, don't pull me up.
I don't want to stand
on these things anymore.
"Ollie a tennis court while
holding your tennis racket."
Oh, yeah.
That's easy. Get it.
Sam, watch out.
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
‐...yeah!
‐...yeah, dude.
‐Found it.
Yeah, dude?
♪♪
Oh, my God.
He did it, yeah.
♪♪
No. That's why I, like,
love skating so much.
I just never
could get into it.
I never played shit.
I played basketball a little bit
with my older
brothers, but...
Nyjah, it's weird seeing you
in baggy shorts.
‐It's not chill.
‐You look...hella normal.
That looks like he would
wear that every day.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It looks like he got into
the wrong sport
as skateboarding.
Like, he needed
to be, like,
a basketball player,
though.
Trying to do a tre flip,
and shoot a three
mid‐tre flip.
Aww.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
What the...
[ Laughs ]
Yep.
‐Done!
‐Yeah, Nyjah!
‐Glad you did it!
‐He did it!
‐...yeah!
‐...yeah!
Yeah, that's
a hard point!
Come on, Coach.
Put me in the game.
Let's get a nice
catch from Nick.
Right here, Nicky.
Just catch it.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐God!
‐Shit, sorry.
‐Let's get 'em, baby.
Off the rail, Zion!
These handrails aren't
gonna to grind theirselves!
Yeah, they are.
[ Whistle blows ]
I didn't know if he wanted
to do the throw or not.
He didn't say anything.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
‐Damn, you called it.
‐Boo‐yah, bitch.
‐Yeah!
‐First..."T," let's go.
‐Hike.
‐All right, here we go.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
First "T," baby!
‐First...try! 5‐0!
‐Wow.
Holy shit!
♪♪
Holy shit!
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah, Z!
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
All right,
right here.
Ooh!
We just threw our mystery guest
to the flat bottom.
♪♪
Man: Whoo.
Were you guys thinking
you were getting the shaft
when you had third
pick of mystery guest?
No, 'cause, I mean ‐‐
like you said, I mean,
we knew they were all
going to be good,
but we had no idea
it was going to be Jaws.
Yeah.
And then that's...epic.
[ Laughs ]
Whoa!
That was it!
Jaws has won, like, a bunch
of King of the Roads before,
so he was, like, the best dude
we could have gotten.
[ Cheering ]
Jaws, veteran,
ready for action.
How many wins he got?
Four?
Every one he's ever been in,
he's won them?
Four wins.
Yeah.
Let's give him five.
[ Cheering ]
[ Whistle blows ]
Whoo!
♪♪
‐That was so good.
‐Thanks.
‐Great job.
‐"King of the Road" is crazy,
and, yeah, I would like to,
hopefully, bring the spark
of, like, keep it going
and, you know,
always be motivated.
‐Whoa!
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐You all right?
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, my God.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
Oh, my God!
All right. Right here.
All: One, two,
three, four, five.
‐Push.
‐Go.
‐Ohh!
‐What...knows one.
‐Yeah!
‐Yes!
‐Whoo‐hoo!
‐That was insane.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Yes, dude.
Heck, yeah.
♪♪
You got it right here,
player?
[ Cheering ]
Yeah!
Got it!
Yeah!
♪ In the town in the eve
when the grass is shimmering ♪
That was dope, dude.
Axel? Axel?
You want to do this?
♪♪
♪♪
Whoo!
Yeah, boys.
Right at dusk,
Cole and Axel did the line,
passed the ball back and forth,
finished on the double set.
So, we're done.
Bakersfield's a rap.
Aidan, Dakota.
Need you over here. Next city.
‐Oh, my God.
‐I got our next city.
We got our next city
from Burndog.
Our next city
is Los Angeles.
Your next city
is San Diego, California.
Beautiful
San Diego, California.
[ Cheering ]
‐Later, homies.
‐Good work, everybody.
Whoo!
♪♪
Smith: 12 days on the road,
back‐to‐back, every single day.
It's not easy, but when you get
a good crew of people
in the van, that's a bond,
that's a brotherhood,
hopefully taking little bits
of lessons and inspiration
to pass on.
That's the real goal.
We decided to go to Ventura,
but on the way, we heard
about this handrail,
so Zion's doing half‐cab
back smiths right now.
Oh, shot.
♪♪
Zion turned pro hella quick,
but he deserves it, you know.
Like, what's he doing is,
like, on some other shit.
♪♪
Yo!
He's the youngest guy,
he's fresh.
And he's just so natural
on the court.
[ Cheering ]
‐Wow.
‐Yeah!
‐Holy shit.
‐Right there, baby.
Whoo‐hoo.
Yeah!
[ Engine revving,
tires squealing ]
[ Horn honks ]
Sinclair:
We got down to Los Angeles.
We're kind of bouncing around
from spot to spot.
We didn't know where to go.
We called Guy Mariano.
He blessed us with his
skate park all to ourselves.
Perfect six, there.
‐Yeah!
‐Perfect ledges.
I think we can knock out
a few challenges here,
so everybody's amped right now.
♪♪
♪♪
I think the MVP
is Glick for sure.
I mean, he handled
so much skating.
♪♪
Sinclair: The team's feeling
good. Nobody's injured.
Everybody's a little sore, but,
like, dudes are still fired up.
It looks like day one
to me, still,
so everybody's killing it.
♪♪
I already told them,
I don't want the prize money.
I want you guys to do it,
you guys to get it,
and I'm here for you guys.
'Cause this is a huge
opportunity for them,
and I want them to flourish,
and I want them to, like,
kill it.
Like, 10 tricks.
♪♪
‐Hey!
‐Hey!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
Oh, that's not good.
Is that a coffin?
That's not tight.
‐There's something in there.
‐Whoa, this thing is heavy.
‐There's air holes.
‐Crack it open.
Oh, shit.
♪♪
Day eight, feeling great.
Today we get our Los Angeles
challenge at noon.
‐He's gone?
‐Yeah.
‐He's out?
‐He's out.
It was the halfway point
that did him in.
We were just out
in the wilderness,
and he's too matted.
He's just burnt.
My girlfriend drove up
from Long Beach,
and she came and rescued him,
took him back.
Scheduled a grooming
appointment for him.
I'm trying not to think
about him being gone.
It kind of hurts
my heart a little bit.
[ Chanting "Walter! Walter!" ]
[ Cheering ]
He kept morale
and just happiness in the air
at all times.
But he's still here in spirit.
♪♪
♪♪
‐It's Friday.
‐I think it's Friday.
‐It's Friday.
‐It's not confirmed yet.
‐Yep.
‐We're in Ventura, California.
I think it's kind of
like panic time.
We're trying to
combine challenges.
We're just trying
to get everything done.
L.A. traffic is
a challenge unto itself.
And getting down
to San Diego tonight, so...
We got it.
Yeah. We got it.
The Real team ‐‐ they haven't
really had a chance
to hit the book yet.
Today is the day,
and they're going to be
hitting the streets odd.
Yo, get out of the van.
We're...wasting time, boys.
♪♪
Ooh!
One down, bitch.
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
‐Whoa!
‐Yeah, Robbie.
Yeah!
That was it! That was it!
Whoo! That's our guy,
right there.
‐Yeah, Zion.
‐Yeah.
He just got out front
three minutes ago.
Perfect.
Keep my eyes peeled.
Yes!
Welcome to the...van.
So the challenge is to get
a star of the hit TV show
"Jackass" into your van.
Did he eat
a piece of dog shit?
[ Laughs ]
I ate a piece of
dried cow shit,
and that was disgusted.
Yeah! Dude.
You're on my level.
Oh!
‐Hey, man.
‐How's it going?
Get Bam in the car.
Check! [ Laughs ]
Elements got Bam Margera,
who you may not realize
was once a top Element pro,
so this is kind of
a welcome home for him.
I was in my head, I was like,
"Oh, my God,
Bam's going to be in here.
Like, this is sick."
Then I met him.
‐It's Jeremy, right?
‐Yeah, Jamie.
Bam. How's it going?
Nice to meet you
That was so sick.
As a kid, I would try
to get a Bam board.
His footage at FDR always
got me super‐juiced
to go to my skate park.
Bam's a legend, for sure.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
We got Bam
in the...car. Yes!
Our city challenge kind of ‐‐
we just had to meet up here,
and something's going to happen
at noon ‐‐ we don't know what.
And we can't enter
the park until noon, so...
Oh, that's not good.
Is that a hearse?
That's not tight.
I don't like how there's
railing on this, man.
There's something
in there.
Whoa, this thing
is heavy.
‐Oh, God.
‐Shit.
‐Set her down.
‐There's air holes.
Crack it open.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Darren "The Vertical Vampire"
Navarette.
Top pro‐vert skater.
He's got Nosferatu good looks.
We rented a beautiful burgundy
'81 hearse,
built a coffin on wheels.
We're going to show up for a day
of the undead with Element.
Okay, so, we're going to get
someone in the coffin,
and they're going to roll down
the roll‐in.
And they're gonna pray
to whoever gods
they need to pray to,
to make this happen and be okay,
but if they're not okay,
they're already in the coffin,
so that part is taken care of.
It's not a big deal.
Somebody's got
to get in the coffin
and get pushed through
the roll‐in.
Has it been done before?
Yeah, I did it
on a vert‐ramp once.
‐Uh‐huh?
‐Down a huge roll‐in.
It was actually
a lot of fun.
♪♪
‐Should I try it?
‐Yeah.
‐You're, like, eight‐feet fall.
‐I'm not going to...up my...
‐Nah.
‐Yeah, just brace yourself
for impact.
We're going for life‐or‐death
right here.
Coffin.
Not too fast, guys, all right?
I love you, Mom.
[ Laughs ]
Go.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
That was so fun.
[ Laughter ]
Dude, two people.
‐Oh, no!
‐That's double points.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
That's not double points.
69.
[ Laughter ]
I don't know if it will shut.
♪♪
All right,
let her rip.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Yes!
Yes!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Official coffin riders.
Well, I got to know
you a bit more.
[ Laughs ]
Balls right in face.
[ Laughter ]
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
‐It's the Manramp.
‐First try.
‐Yeah.
‐Dude, that hurt my head.
Isn't that the guy
where you skate on him?
‐You see him?
‐Yeah.
Man: Buff dude
in construction gear.
Foundation squad,
have you guys all met Manramp?
And his crew.
You guys have
seen him on the Internet.
He looks even stronger
in real life, too.
He does look
stronger in person.
He's part‐man, part‐ramp ‐‐
Manramp.
It's pretty much an entire video
part involving a dude holding
a piece of wood,
and dudes skating on the wood,
and he, like, uses himself to,
like, support the ply,
like, as a bank.
Dudes land on him and shit.
Whoa!
That's what I'm talking...
Before we start anything, we'll
get you guys some of this gear.
We'll get you some plywood.
We got gloves, we got helmets.
And we're going to hook
you guys up right now
and get you guys ready.
♪♪
‐These are nice.
‐Yeah, right?
That's quality.
[ Laughs ]
This is awesome.
This is a cool challenge.
‐Ramp ramp.
‐Stand down here aside, guys.
We're going to do
a little demonstration for you.
Oh, my God.
That's sketchy.
That was so gnarly, dude.
‐You got it?
‐I don't know.
That was way gnarlier
than what I was thinking.
...got this.
We got you, Dakota.
We'll keep you safe.
You got to at least
try it, Dakota.
He's getting close.
He's about to get it right now.
Yeah!
‐Put it down, put it down.
‐Lay it down.
‐He's coming.
‐Oh, shit.
‐That's good.
‐They didn't say so.
It's not always pretty, so...
I accept that.
Nick, I think
you're a little too close.
Mike, stop touching it.
Please God.
‐Good job, Nick.
‐Now let's gather all our stuff,
and head down
to the rail down there.
‐Holy shit.
‐All right, let me slide it.
Right there. Now that's right
in the middle of the rail.
‐All right.
‐Holy shit.
‐Ready, bros?
‐Yeah. Get it.
Hey!
‐Dazzle
‐Yeah, he just
...nailed it.
It's so...easy.
[ Cheering ]
‐Whoo!
‐Manramp ‐‐
I'm so psyched I met him.
Meeting him in person
was really cool.
He's a really cool dude.
First try, Aidan. Yeah!
‐Dude, that hit my head.
‐Fly baby, fly.
All right, Aidan's
coming right down.
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
Hey, guys. That's it here.
It's ‐‐ you know.
That's all the challenges
for here, though.
‐Sick.
‐Dude.
What's happening now?
Cole Wilson wants to
do the Romero's route.
He's going to
grind up this rail.
‐Wow, Cole!
‐I think Cole Wilson
is going to grind up this
in just a few tries.
This is his ‐‐
this is his specialty.
He can grind up rails
no problem.
Burnett: Cole Wilson is probably
the best skater
at going up handrails
of all time.
A lot of these guys
are going to play it safe
on this challenge,
but not him.
Sinclair: He was first one
to grind up a double kink.
He was the first one to take it
to the next level of, like,
"That's possible."
Having a unique kid
like that around
is like something special.
‐He defies gravity, bro.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Oh, my God!
How'd he just do that?
Please do that.
I think he might
want to do that, Cole.
Hey, if you get that rock fakie,
I got 20 bucks on it.
‐I'll try one.
‐That really would be, like,
the most...up rail trick.
♪♪
‐Oh, my God.
‐So insane, dude.
‐Yeah, Cole.
‐So insane.
Yeah, Cole.
♪ Give me something to touch ♪
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
‐Yeah!
‐So sick.
‐That was sick, Cole.
‐Yeah, Cole.
ABD.
You're a...
legend, man.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
That was amazing.
You might have just won
the gnarliest trick
on the rail for us, bud.
So this is Manramp's house.
I heard he build it himself.
‐With his bare hands.
‐With his bare hands.
"Challenge three
at the Worble house,
the Manramp palace ‐‐
keg‐stand doubles.
Get three different tricks
on the top of the ramp..."
"While, at the same time,
three different teams
do keg stands."
We'll just, like, flip.
and gets your legs up.
♪ Making me feel like
I'm losing my mind ♪
Yeah.
♪ All these sensations,
I'm over powered ♪
♪ If I don't stop,
I'm gonna burn to the ground ♪
♪ With the liquor pouring down ♪
♪ I feel nothing ♪
♪ Nothing now ♪
♪ Gone all out ♪
♪ I'm on fire ♪
♪ Fire ♪
♪ I'm on fire ♪
♪ On fire,
I'm on fire ♪
♪ Fire ♪
[ Cheering ]
♪ I'm on fire, I'm on fire ♪
♪ Fire ♪
Get up to a perfect mini‐ramp,
live performance.
Couldn't have been any better.
Yeah, guys.
Thanks for coming.
That's all the challenges.
You're welcome to stay here,
but if you got to go,
understandable.
"Geriatric Friday,
starting at 3:00 p. m.
The oldest member of the team
can only drink
Pedialyte and Ensure.
No solid food.
He has to skate with a cane
and wear an adult diaper
over his pants."
So I'm not allowed
to eat any food?
That's, like,
dangerous.
What do you think happens
when people break their jaw?
They have to do that
for, like, a month.
You have to do it
for 24 hours for your team.
Sick.
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
‐Where's he going?
‐Halfway to the top.
‐Oh, my God. Mike.
‐Yeah, Nick.
Bring it on home!
‐Yeah!
‐Oh, God.
Man: Here.
Hey, Nyjah.
We got a coffin we're supposed
to skate on. I don't know.
I hope it's not going
vertical, like, the long way.
Dude, there is no way.
It's going
to be real tough.
We'll see what's
going to happen.
‐She wrapped it.
‐Holy shit, dude.
‐All right, you guys good?
‐Yeah.
Wow.
I got 100 bucks
and a 12‐pack right here.
All right, right here.
Aaah!
‐Dude, you got this.
‐Seconds away.
‐Yeah.
‐Oh!
Ohh!
Mason freaks out
when he can't land a trick,
but that's his release.
We brought twice as many boards
for Mason as anybody else.
Get mad, you can break it.
It's okay.
A typical stress‐out
looks like throwing your board
and only saying...
Just a lot of...
♪♪
The skaters are...
killing themselves.
Like, literally,
killing themselves.
Aaah!
It definitely tests
the endurance of the skaters
because they're
the ones getting hurt.
They're the ones slamming.
They're physically
trying the trick.
Respect, dude. It ‐‐ it sucks,
but you...got it.
You got it right here!
This one! Just put it down.
Come on, Mason.
Sorry about that.
You got this, though.
All right.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
‐That's it!
‐That was a heavy battle.
That was, uh, hard on me.
I'm sorry.
Nah, no.
Sorry for making
you do that.
I didn't mean
to...get mad.
Oh, no, it's good.
Take it easy.
Get some water.
Get you some ice.
Yeah, man.
Let us do a lot of stuff now.
♪♪
So, all you got to do
is ride more coffins.
That's it.
Just more coffin‐riding.
It's three tricks down
the set of nine stairs.
Whatever happens, happens.
Oh, my God. That's hectic.
...coffin day, dude.
Three tricks ‐‐
that's all you got to do.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
Ohhhh!
‐Ohhhh!
‐Ohhhh!
‐Yes.
‐Hella tight.
Yeah!
Madars, there's one
last thing to do.
‐All right.
‐All you have to do
is get inside it,
and roll down the stairs.
I'm down.
Okay.
One more city challenge,
and then we're moving on.
Very comfortable.
It's all, like,
Darren made it all padded up.
‐Perfect size for you.
‐And it fits perfectly
for me, so...
All right.
You ready?
That's perfect.
♪♪
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
Did he say he was
going to do that?
‐Not at all.
‐I rode it down.
That was so close, though.
You do a jump, dog?
I was already up there.
I figured, "What the...?"
The coffin ride was fun.
I was up there shooting photos
of everybody killing it,
and then I see
this coffin coming down.
I'm like, "All right, this
is my cue to get down."
♪♪
Yeah, I took a little slam
on the hand and the hip,
but I'm all good.
They did great.
I want to be on the rest
of the trip with these guys.
I wish we could
get him in the van.
Thanks for
all the challenges.
Aw, thank you.
That was fun.
Yeah, that was sick.
♪♪
[ Sirens wailing ]
Burnett: So, Nick, you know
how sick it's going to be
when you get
some tricks in diapers?
Mike, shut up, man.
It's going
to be so sick, though.
Hey, hurry up.
We got to go.
Let me out, let me out,
let me out, let me out.
‐Let Nick out.
‐I feel bad for Nick.
They've been
pranking him every day,
and he doesn't realize it,
and it's so funny,
but so...up
at the same time.
Oh, he's back.
Oh, my God.
‐Oh.
‐He's got a cane.
What do you got
over there, Nick?
‐12 pack of Depends.
‐And a nice cane.
The sooner you get
into your diapers, though,
the earlier you can
get out of them, Nick.
All right, well.
Just diaper, right?
Just diaper.
[ Laughs ]
‐This is so...up, man.
‐Let me see that.
‐Lift it up.
‐Basically a diaper
and a cane for 24 hours,
only drink Pedialyte
and drink some, like, protein ‐‐
some bullshit, liquid only.
[ Sneezes ]
‐Oh, God, Nick.
‐Bless you.
‐[ Sneezes ]
‐Like a big, sneezing baby
back there.
[ Sneezes ]
Nick, drink some
Pedialyte.
Let me at 'em,
let me at 'em.
Hey, let's get out.
Nick.
Hill bomb in diapers.
Cane in the air.
This one, you think?
Yeah.
Are you doing it?
Yeah.
Oh. All right.
Go ahead.
Oh, my God, dude.
He's going to haul ass,
and if he slams,
he's going
to look insane.
‐Nick, you're MVP, right now.
‐Yeah, Nick.
‐Yes, Nick. Bring it on home!
‐Holy...
‐Ow!
‐You had it, too.
‐Ow.
‐You okay?
‐Aah!
‐Are you okay?
Oh, God.
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
That roof was pretty unreal.
Jaws was like, "16,
I'm going to drop off the top."
‐Ooh!
‐Ooh!
‐You okay?
Nick, "Hill Bomb in Diapers."
Cane in the air.
Yeah.
Are you doing it?
Yeah.
Oh. All right.
Go ahead.
♪♪
Oh, my God, dude.
Hey, go from
the top, Nick.
Dude, I'm just worried
about, like, the cement.
Aw, this is bad, dude.
Bombing hills ‐‐
dirt or otherwise ‐‐
is not something you want
to do while wearing a diaper.
Wilson: This hill actually
didn't look big
until Nick started
walking up it.
Like, that's insane.
‐Yeah, Nick.
‐Here he comes.
‐Yes, Nick. Bring it on home!
‐Oh...
‐Oh, God. Ow!
‐You had it, too.
‐Aaah!
‐You okay?
‐Are you okay?
‐Oh, God.
‐Oh!
‐Oh, God.
‐Nick!
Oh, my God!
‐Nick, you got...up.
‐Nick.
‐Ow, Mike.
‐Why didn't you give it
a small test run?
‐Mike,...you.
You went from the top,
first try.
‐Uh, it's not that bad.
‐It's just a scratch.
Yeah.
No, it's just
a minor flesh wound.
‐Oh, my.
‐At least your jeans
won't be rubbing it.
‐That is so...
‐Oh, God, dude!
"Oh, it's just
a little scratch."
‐Yeah, half my ass is missing.
‐That's a gnarly one, Nick.
‐Jesus, dude.
‐That's a raspberry.
I bombed the hill,
ate shit on the first try.
I hit a divot,
slid on the grass,
slid to the...cement,
and scraped my ass off.
‐Cole, spray him down.
‐That is going to burn, man.
Aaah!
[ Laughter ]
Aaah!
‐Aw, this is bad.
‐This is so bad.
‐Yeah, Mike.
‐He chose to hill bomb
in diapers.
‐I know. I know he was ‐‐
No one told him
to hill bomb in diapers.
Nick.
Hill bomb in diapers.
Holy shit, Nick.
Dude, he's going
to eat shit in the mulch.
‐Where's he going?
‐The very top.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Dude.
‐Mike.
‐Oh, my God.
‐He's already going fast.
‐He's dragging the cane.
He's dragging the cane.
‐Holy shit, Nick.
‐Oh, no.
[ Cheering ]
‐That was so gnarly.
‐Yes, Nick!
I was just hoping I didn't
scrape my ass again.
Let me ask you something.
Why did you chose to bomb
the hill in the diaper?
Because you...said
I had to, dipshit.
I didn't say you had
to hill bomb in diapers.
Nick.
Hill bomb in diapers.
20 minutes ago, it's like,
"Yeah, do it."
Now it's all...
"Oh, you didn't have to do it.
I never said that."
I just was like,
"Get it," like...
God damn it, Mike.
‐You got it, Nick.
‐Yes, Nick. That was good.
It's almost sad that,
at a point,
doing all those pranks, the guys
just started being like,
"Damn, this is harsh."
I need like a change
of Depends, please.
I might have wet these ones.
But for the long run, it's all
going to be really funny.
Give me points to the top.
It was insane.
That was so fun, dude.
‐We went to the top.
‐That was double black.
That was gnarly, dude.
I felt bad, for sure.
I know a couple of us
were definitely
feeling bad, but...
‐Aw, Nick.
‐He ate shit.
He tore his left ass‐cheek off.
And then was unfazed,
got back up, and did it.
...yeah.
♪♪
I never, like, met Jaws
before this trip, really,
so that was pretty crazy,
just seeing his dynamic
and how he skates and stuff.
I mean, he's obviously the dude
who owns the biggest drop ever.
I don't think there's anyone
who can touch a drop like that.
♪♪
At the Hollywood 16,
that roof was pretty unreal.
Jaws was like, immediately,
first thing was like,
"All right, 16, I'm gonna
drop off the top."
Fulton: We lit up the spot,
and it was like,
"Is he actually going
to do this right here?"
First...try, let's go.
♪♪
♪♪
[ Thud ]
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐Ooh.
‐You okay?
♪♪
‐Oooh!
‐You okay?
Bro, my memory is so clear.
His knee just goes...
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
You okay?
We go up to him, he's like,
"Bro, is it bad?"
And as soon as we were
kind of like, "Oh, shit,"
he was like,
"Oh, shit. It's bad."
We see slams all the time.
Like, sacking a rail
could be one thing,
but I've never seen
someone's teeth pushed back,
you know, like ‐‐ that was ‐‐
that was gnarly.
‐Sorry, dude.
‐I'm so sorry, Josh.
On the next
"King of the Road"...
"Your loudest team member can
only speak through a megaphone
for the next 10 hours."
‐Anyone listening?
‐Oh, my God.
Good morning, Bam.
Don't forget my shoes, please.
Stop talking.
Stop talking.
‐Jaws.
‐He...his teeth up?
Oh, my God.
[ Siren wails ]
Man: He's getting
a CAT scan right now
to see how severe it is.
I don't want to leave
this dude here.
‐Love you, Jaws.
‐I hope we don't lose this guy.
---
Please do not attempt to perform
any of these stunts
or activities in this show.
They are super dangerous.
Crazy, wild, dangerous.
The stunts seen are either
performed by professionals
or under the supervision
of professionals.
Serious professionals.
This show also contains
bad language.
Burnett: Three mighty armies
compete in some lost art
of skateboarding past.
Welcome to the game of Stoke.
Mystery guest, reveal yourself!
Axel Crusher!
Jamie Foy!
Jaws!
Here comes Jaws!
‐You kidding me?
‐Oh, my God!
‐Holy shit!
‐Jamie definitely brings
some new life into the trip.
‐Oh, my God.
‐I was so stoked.
We just got another
new member of the family.
♪♪
That was so gnarly.
Yeah!
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
‐Bring it on home!
‐♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
♪♪
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
‐Oh, my God!
‐♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth ♪
♪ They're cheap ♪
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping?
Who's peeing?
♪♪
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
Can you pass me
the sunblock?
Where's it at?
It's in ‐‐
It's in the middle thing.
It's like whipped cream.
Back to the desert.
[ Chuckles ]
Holy shit,
it's hot here already.
The meet‐up yesterday
couldn't have gone better.
Everyone was ecstatic
with their mystery guest.
Fives were at an all‐day high.
You kidding me?
This dude is a...maniac.
Even if the team
is half‐dead right now...
...their mystery guests
are ready to rip.
‐Yeah, Jamie!
‐These fresh legs
bringing something
to the table.
We're looking good.
Four‐and‐a‐half hours of sleep.
It was, like, 1:00 a. m.,
and we drove an hour
to a lead on a handrail we got.
Axel knocked it out.
It's kind of hard
because it's like you want
to put a lot of effort
into the park but then, like,
I feel like those city
challenges, they take all day.
That's why you're out until,
like, 5:00 in the morning
because you still want
to work on the park
after you hit the city challenge
and stuff.
So, we'll see.
I should be
the most tired one.
And he is.
And I am.
[ Chuckles ]
♪♪
‐Oh, God. My body.
‐How are you feeling, Josh?
Like a...pile of shit
on a stick.
[ Laughter ]
The first night that I got here,
I went to nine stairs,
and I came down
and just tweaked my ankle.
‐Oww.
‐Looks swollen, dude.
No. No, not that good.
He still kept his spirits high
and kept us motivated
to just get gnarly.
Recap ‐‐ we went and...
skated a nine stair.
The dudes handled it.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Yeah, Kyle!
Even though
it was a meet‐up day.
‐Yeah, meet‐up day.
‐We ‐‐ we got a lot done.
Burnett tried to slow us down.
You can't slow us down.
You can't
slow a train down.
I finally feel like
these guys want to win.
‐Damn!
‐Don't say that.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Haley, you're on live TV.
He wants to ask you a question.
Obviously, he's killing it.
It's Evan.
That's my...babe!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Since I was on
"King of the Road" last year,
I came in knowing, like,
kind of what
I was getting myself into,
but sometimes you're just,
like, "Holy shit."
I didn't wash my hair
this morning. I'm sorry.
‐It's all good.
‐Ooh, this is so gnarly.
Apse:
Look at the cul de sac.
Bald on the top,
hair all around.
Oh, my God.
He looks like an old man.
All right, that looks
pretty...up.
Let's get you
in the color zone.
♪♪
Yeah,
that's perfect.
Jamie,
so what are we doing?
Our City Shitty challenge,
or Shitty City challenge.
All right, city challenge
just came in.
Element, Fresno.
Jocks rule.
"Today you'll find out what it
means to be a real athlete."
[ Laughter ]
"Grab your gear from
the Skate Warehouse."
If I don't catch a pass
or anything, don't ‐‐
don't blame it on me.
‐I come from the old school
where it was the punks
versus the jocks.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know you were shorter
than a hockey stick.
Oh, shit.
Today they're going to
have to walk in their shoes.
Nyjah knows how to put
all this shit on.
...no. I never played
football in my life.
We're mixing conventional,
traditional American sports
with some thrashing.
Ooh! Justin!
[ Laughter ]
Are you okay, dude?
‐Robbie, dude, in my hands.
‐It's hard to aim it.
‐Are you good?
‐Yeah, I'm fine.
‐Oh, my God!
‐...flying.
‐What the...?
‐Holy shit.
‐Shit.
‐Dude, that wasn't...
‐Yeah, I'm good.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Hey, are you all right?
‐Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
I am so stoked
I got to see that.
Yeah.
Because I was like ‐‐
and I'm glad
that you didn't get hurt.
I've never been tackled by
anybody in football gear before.
Justin!
It, uh ‐‐ yeah. It works.
[ Horn honking ]
Everybody needs a beer.
[ Cans popping ]
Welcome to the calisthenics
class. First exercise ‐‐
How many...drills
are there going to be?
Shut up, Nick.
Just shut the...up,
or you're off the team.
All right, everybody
has to lay down.
You lean back.
Judo.
Anti‐judo.
Everybody boards up.
[ Whistle blows ]
Judo. Anti‐judo.
Say it!
All: Judo.
Anti‐judo.
‐Good job, assholes.
‐20 push‐ups.
‐Uh‐oh!
‐20?!
‐Oh, shit.
‐He's doing 10 of those bitches.
‐Yeah, spread out.
‐Check his pants.
They're falling down.
Let's get everyone!
[ Whistle blows ]
Nick!
You're looking old!
Ooh, look how deep
he can go in those.
‐Right leg over.
‐Isn't this supposed to be
the other way, Mason?
Well,...me, right?
Remember to breathe, guys.
Remember to breathe.
We're not athletic
in any way, huh?
Look at this guy.
Somebody hippy jump him.
‐You think you can do everybody?
‐Yeah.
Tennis player ready.
[ Whistle blows ]
‐Very nice!
‐Whoo!
‐That's crazy.
‐Good teamwork.
[ Whistle blows ]
Uh, I have here and there,
like, with my cousins
up north in Pennsylvania
at this ice rank,
but haven't done
it in years, so...
These things are wobbly.
It's crazy.
‐You ready, Rhino?
‐Yeah, it's good right here.
I literally went up,
and my ankle just went forward,
and I just fell.
Ooh. What the f...
It's probably a 10.
Just slide in.
‐Oh, my...
‐I was not going fast, though.
‐Okay.
‐Well...
I didn't want to have to walk
all the way back over here.
Yes!
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
Yeah!
Ah, don't pull me up.
I don't want to stand
on these things anymore.
"Ollie a tennis court while
holding your tennis racket."
Oh, yeah.
That's easy. Get it.
Sam, watch out.
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
‐...yeah!
‐...yeah, dude.
‐Found it.
Yeah, dude?
♪♪
Oh, my God.
He did it, yeah.
♪♪
No. That's why I, like,
love skating so much.
I just never
could get into it.
I never played shit.
I played basketball a little bit
with my older
brothers, but...
Nyjah, it's weird seeing you
in baggy shorts.
‐It's not chill.
‐You look...hella normal.
That looks like he would
wear that every day.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It looks like he got into
the wrong sport
as skateboarding.
Like, he needed
to be, like,
a basketball player,
though.
Trying to do a tre flip,
and shoot a three
mid‐tre flip.
Aww.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
What the...
[ Laughs ]
Yep.
‐Done!
‐Yeah, Nyjah!
‐Glad you did it!
‐He did it!
‐...yeah!
‐...yeah!
Yeah, that's
a hard point!
Come on, Coach.
Put me in the game.
Let's get a nice
catch from Nick.
Right here, Nicky.
Just catch it.
‐[ Laughs ]
‐God!
‐Shit, sorry.
‐Let's get 'em, baby.
Off the rail, Zion!
These handrails aren't
gonna to grind theirselves!
Yeah, they are.
[ Whistle blows ]
I didn't know if he wanted
to do the throw or not.
He didn't say anything.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
‐Damn, you called it.
‐Boo‐yah, bitch.
‐Yeah!
‐First..."T," let's go.
‐Hike.
‐All right, here we go.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
First "T," baby!
‐First...try! 5‐0!
‐Wow.
Holy shit!
♪♪
Holy shit!
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah, Z!
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
All right,
right here.
Ooh!
We just threw our mystery guest
to the flat bottom.
♪♪
Man: Whoo.
Were you guys thinking
you were getting the shaft
when you had third
pick of mystery guest?
No, 'cause, I mean ‐‐
like you said, I mean,
we knew they were all
going to be good,
but we had no idea
it was going to be Jaws.
Yeah.
And then that's...epic.
[ Laughs ]
Whoa!
That was it!
Jaws has won, like, a bunch
of King of the Roads before,
so he was, like, the best dude
we could have gotten.
[ Cheering ]
Jaws, veteran,
ready for action.
How many wins he got?
Four?
Every one he's ever been in,
he's won them?
Four wins.
Yeah.
Let's give him five.
[ Cheering ]
[ Whistle blows ]
Whoo!
♪♪
‐That was so good.
‐Thanks.
‐Great job.
‐"King of the Road" is crazy,
and, yeah, I would like to,
hopefully, bring the spark
of, like, keep it going
and, you know,
always be motivated.
‐Whoa!
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐You all right?
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, my God.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
Oh, my God!
All right. Right here.
All: One, two,
three, four, five.
‐Push.
‐Go.
‐Ohh!
‐What...knows one.
‐Yeah!
‐Yes!
‐Whoo‐hoo!
‐That was insane.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Yes, dude.
Heck, yeah.
♪♪
You got it right here,
player?
[ Cheering ]
Yeah!
Got it!
Yeah!
♪ In the town in the eve
when the grass is shimmering ♪
That was dope, dude.
Axel? Axel?
You want to do this?
♪♪
♪♪
Whoo!
Yeah, boys.
Right at dusk,
Cole and Axel did the line,
passed the ball back and forth,
finished on the double set.
So, we're done.
Bakersfield's a rap.
Aidan, Dakota.
Need you over here. Next city.
‐Oh, my God.
‐I got our next city.
We got our next city
from Burndog.
Our next city
is Los Angeles.
Your next city
is San Diego, California.
Beautiful
San Diego, California.
[ Cheering ]
‐Later, homies.
‐Good work, everybody.
Whoo!
♪♪
Smith: 12 days on the road,
back‐to‐back, every single day.
It's not easy, but when you get
a good crew of people
in the van, that's a bond,
that's a brotherhood,
hopefully taking little bits
of lessons and inspiration
to pass on.
That's the real goal.
We decided to go to Ventura,
but on the way, we heard
about this handrail,
so Zion's doing half‐cab
back smiths right now.
Oh, shot.
♪♪
Zion turned pro hella quick,
but he deserves it, you know.
Like, what's he doing is,
like, on some other shit.
♪♪
Yo!
He's the youngest guy,
he's fresh.
And he's just so natural
on the court.
[ Cheering ]
‐Wow.
‐Yeah!
‐Holy shit.
‐Right there, baby.
Whoo‐hoo.
Yeah!
[ Engine revving,
tires squealing ]
[ Horn honks ]
Sinclair:
We got down to Los Angeles.
We're kind of bouncing around
from spot to spot.
We didn't know where to go.
We called Guy Mariano.
He blessed us with his
skate park all to ourselves.
Perfect six, there.
‐Yeah!
‐Perfect ledges.
I think we can knock out
a few challenges here,
so everybody's amped right now.
♪♪
♪♪
I think the MVP
is Glick for sure.
I mean, he handled
so much skating.
♪♪
Sinclair: The team's feeling
good. Nobody's injured.
Everybody's a little sore, but,
like, dudes are still fired up.
It looks like day one
to me, still,
so everybody's killing it.
♪♪
I already told them,
I don't want the prize money.
I want you guys to do it,
you guys to get it,
and I'm here for you guys.
'Cause this is a huge
opportunity for them,
and I want them to flourish,
and I want them to, like,
kill it.
Like, 10 tricks.
♪♪
‐Hey!
‐Hey!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
Oh, that's not good.
Is that a coffin?
That's not tight.
‐There's something in there.
‐Whoa, this thing is heavy.
‐There's air holes.
‐Crack it open.
Oh, shit.
♪♪
Day eight, feeling great.
Today we get our Los Angeles
challenge at noon.
‐He's gone?
‐Yeah.
‐He's out?
‐He's out.
It was the halfway point
that did him in.
We were just out
in the wilderness,
and he's too matted.
He's just burnt.
My girlfriend drove up
from Long Beach,
and she came and rescued him,
took him back.
Scheduled a grooming
appointment for him.
I'm trying not to think
about him being gone.
It kind of hurts
my heart a little bit.
[ Chanting "Walter! Walter!" ]
[ Cheering ]
He kept morale
and just happiness in the air
at all times.
But he's still here in spirit.
♪♪
♪♪
‐It's Friday.
‐I think it's Friday.
‐It's Friday.
‐It's not confirmed yet.
‐Yep.
‐We're in Ventura, California.
I think it's kind of
like panic time.
We're trying to
combine challenges.
We're just trying
to get everything done.
L.A. traffic is
a challenge unto itself.
And getting down
to San Diego tonight, so...
We got it.
Yeah. We got it.
The Real team ‐‐ they haven't
really had a chance
to hit the book yet.
Today is the day,
and they're going to be
hitting the streets odd.
Yo, get out of the van.
We're...wasting time, boys.
♪♪
Ooh!
One down, bitch.
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh!
‐Whoa!
‐Yeah, Robbie.
Yeah!
That was it! That was it!
Whoo! That's our guy,
right there.
‐Yeah, Zion.
‐Yeah.
He just got out front
three minutes ago.
Perfect.
Keep my eyes peeled.
Yes!
Welcome to the...van.
So the challenge is to get
a star of the hit TV show
"Jackass" into your van.
Did he eat
a piece of dog shit?
[ Laughs ]
I ate a piece of
dried cow shit,
and that was disgusted.
Yeah! Dude.
You're on my level.
Oh!
‐Hey, man.
‐How's it going?
Get Bam in the car.
Check! [ Laughs ]
Elements got Bam Margera,
who you may not realize
was once a top Element pro,
so this is kind of
a welcome home for him.
I was in my head, I was like,
"Oh, my God,
Bam's going to be in here.
Like, this is sick."
Then I met him.
‐It's Jeremy, right?
‐Yeah, Jamie.
Bam. How's it going?
Nice to meet you
That was so sick.
As a kid, I would try
to get a Bam board.
His footage at FDR always
got me super‐juiced
to go to my skate park.
Bam's a legend, for sure.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
We got Bam
in the...car. Yes!
Our city challenge kind of ‐‐
we just had to meet up here,
and something's going to happen
at noon ‐‐ we don't know what.
And we can't enter
the park until noon, so...
Oh, that's not good.
Is that a hearse?
That's not tight.
I don't like how there's
railing on this, man.
There's something
in there.
Whoa, this thing
is heavy.
‐Oh, God.
‐Shit.
‐Set her down.
‐There's air holes.
Crack it open.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Darren "The Vertical Vampire"
Navarette.
Top pro‐vert skater.
He's got Nosferatu good looks.
We rented a beautiful burgundy
'81 hearse,
built a coffin on wheels.
We're going to show up for a day
of the undead with Element.
Okay, so, we're going to get
someone in the coffin,
and they're going to roll down
the roll‐in.
And they're gonna pray
to whoever gods
they need to pray to,
to make this happen and be okay,
but if they're not okay,
they're already in the coffin,
so that part is taken care of.
It's not a big deal.
Somebody's got
to get in the coffin
and get pushed through
the roll‐in.
Has it been done before?
Yeah, I did it
on a vert‐ramp once.
‐Uh‐huh?
‐Down a huge roll‐in.
It was actually
a lot of fun.
♪♪
‐Should I try it?
‐Yeah.
‐You're, like, eight‐feet fall.
‐I'm not going to...up my...
‐Nah.
‐Yeah, just brace yourself
for impact.
We're going for life‐or‐death
right here.
Coffin.
Not too fast, guys, all right?
I love you, Mom.
[ Laughs ]
Go.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
That was so fun.
[ Laughter ]
Dude, two people.
‐Oh, no!
‐That's double points.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
That's not double points.
69.
[ Laughter ]
I don't know if it will shut.
♪♪
All right,
let her rip.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Yes!
Yes!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Official coffin riders.
Well, I got to know
you a bit more.
[ Laughs ]
Balls right in face.
[ Laughter ]
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
‐It's the Manramp.
‐First try.
‐Yeah.
‐Dude, that hurt my head.
Isn't that the guy
where you skate on him?
‐You see him?
‐Yeah.
Man: Buff dude
in construction gear.
Foundation squad,
have you guys all met Manramp?
And his crew.
You guys have
seen him on the Internet.
He looks even stronger
in real life, too.
He does look
stronger in person.
He's part‐man, part‐ramp ‐‐
Manramp.
It's pretty much an entire video
part involving a dude holding
a piece of wood,
and dudes skating on the wood,
and he, like, uses himself to,
like, support the ply,
like, as a bank.
Dudes land on him and shit.
Whoa!
That's what I'm talking...
Before we start anything, we'll
get you guys some of this gear.
We'll get you some plywood.
We got gloves, we got helmets.
And we're going to hook
you guys up right now
and get you guys ready.
♪♪
‐These are nice.
‐Yeah, right?
That's quality.
[ Laughs ]
This is awesome.
This is a cool challenge.
‐Ramp ramp.
‐Stand down here aside, guys.
We're going to do
a little demonstration for you.
Oh, my God.
That's sketchy.
That was so gnarly, dude.
‐You got it?
‐I don't know.
That was way gnarlier
than what I was thinking.
...got this.
We got you, Dakota.
We'll keep you safe.
You got to at least
try it, Dakota.
He's getting close.
He's about to get it right now.
Yeah!
‐Put it down, put it down.
‐Lay it down.
‐He's coming.
‐Oh, shit.
‐That's good.
‐They didn't say so.
It's not always pretty, so...
I accept that.
Nick, I think
you're a little too close.
Mike, stop touching it.
Please God.
‐Good job, Nick.
‐Now let's gather all our stuff,
and head down
to the rail down there.
‐Holy shit.
‐All right, let me slide it.
Right there. Now that's right
in the middle of the rail.
‐All right.
‐Holy shit.
‐Ready, bros?
‐Yeah. Get it.
Hey!
‐Dazzle
‐Yeah, he just
...nailed it.
It's so...easy.
[ Cheering ]
‐Whoo!
‐Manramp ‐‐
I'm so psyched I met him.
Meeting him in person
was really cool.
He's a really cool dude.
First try, Aidan. Yeah!
‐Dude, that hit my head.
‐Fly baby, fly.
All right, Aidan's
coming right down.
‐Yeah!
‐Whoo!
Hey, guys. That's it here.
It's ‐‐ you know.
That's all the challenges
for here, though.
‐Sick.
‐Dude.
What's happening now?
Cole Wilson wants to
do the Romero's route.
He's going to
grind up this rail.
‐Wow, Cole!
‐I think Cole Wilson
is going to grind up this
in just a few tries.
This is his ‐‐
this is his specialty.
He can grind up rails
no problem.
Burnett: Cole Wilson is probably
the best skater
at going up handrails
of all time.
A lot of these guys
are going to play it safe
on this challenge,
but not him.
Sinclair: He was first one
to grind up a double kink.
He was the first one to take it
to the next level of, like,
"That's possible."
Having a unique kid
like that around
is like something special.
‐He defies gravity, bro.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Oh, my God!
How'd he just do that?
Please do that.
I think he might
want to do that, Cole.
Hey, if you get that rock fakie,
I got 20 bucks on it.
‐I'll try one.
‐That really would be, like,
the most...up rail trick.
♪♪
‐Oh, my God.
‐So insane, dude.
‐Yeah, Cole.
‐So insane.
Yeah, Cole.
♪ Give me something to touch ♪
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
‐Yeah!
‐So sick.
‐That was sick, Cole.
‐Yeah, Cole.
ABD.
You're a...
legend, man.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
That was amazing.
You might have just won
the gnarliest trick
on the rail for us, bud.
So this is Manramp's house.
I heard he build it himself.
‐With his bare hands.
‐With his bare hands.
"Challenge three
at the Worble house,
the Manramp palace ‐‐
keg‐stand doubles.
Get three different tricks
on the top of the ramp..."
"While, at the same time,
three different teams
do keg stands."
We'll just, like, flip.
and gets your legs up.
♪ Making me feel like
I'm losing my mind ♪
Yeah.
♪ All these sensations,
I'm over powered ♪
♪ If I don't stop,
I'm gonna burn to the ground ♪
♪ With the liquor pouring down ♪
♪ I feel nothing ♪
♪ Nothing now ♪
♪ Gone all out ♪
♪ I'm on fire ♪
♪ Fire ♪
♪ I'm on fire ♪
♪ On fire,
I'm on fire ♪
♪ Fire ♪
[ Cheering ]
♪ I'm on fire, I'm on fire ♪
♪ Fire ♪
Get up to a perfect mini‐ramp,
live performance.
Couldn't have been any better.
Yeah, guys.
Thanks for coming.
That's all the challenges.
You're welcome to stay here,
but if you got to go,
understandable.
"Geriatric Friday,
starting at 3:00 p. m.
The oldest member of the team
can only drink
Pedialyte and Ensure.
No solid food.
He has to skate with a cane
and wear an adult diaper
over his pants."
So I'm not allowed
to eat any food?
That's, like,
dangerous.
What do you think happens
when people break their jaw?
They have to do that
for, like, a month.
You have to do it
for 24 hours for your team.
Sick.
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
‐Where's he going?
‐Halfway to the top.
‐Oh, my God. Mike.
‐Yeah, Nick.
Bring it on home!
‐Yeah!
‐Oh, God.
Man: Here.
Hey, Nyjah.
We got a coffin we're supposed
to skate on. I don't know.
I hope it's not going
vertical, like, the long way.
Dude, there is no way.
It's going
to be real tough.
We'll see what's
going to happen.
‐She wrapped it.
‐Holy shit, dude.
‐All right, you guys good?
‐Yeah.
Wow.
I got 100 bucks
and a 12‐pack right here.
All right, right here.
Aaah!
‐Dude, you got this.
‐Seconds away.
‐Yeah.
‐Oh!
Ohh!
Mason freaks out
when he can't land a trick,
but that's his release.
We brought twice as many boards
for Mason as anybody else.
Get mad, you can break it.
It's okay.
A typical stress‐out
looks like throwing your board
and only saying...
Just a lot of...
♪♪
The skaters are...
killing themselves.
Like, literally,
killing themselves.
Aaah!
It definitely tests
the endurance of the skaters
because they're
the ones getting hurt.
They're the ones slamming.
They're physically
trying the trick.
Respect, dude. It ‐‐ it sucks,
but you...got it.
You got it right here!
This one! Just put it down.
Come on, Mason.
Sorry about that.
You got this, though.
All right.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
‐That's it!
‐That was a heavy battle.
That was, uh, hard on me.
I'm sorry.
Nah, no.
Sorry for making
you do that.
I didn't mean
to...get mad.
Oh, no, it's good.
Take it easy.
Get some water.
Get you some ice.
Yeah, man.
Let us do a lot of stuff now.
♪♪
So, all you got to do
is ride more coffins.
That's it.
Just more coffin‐riding.
It's three tricks down
the set of nine stairs.
Whatever happens, happens.
Oh, my God. That's hectic.
...coffin day, dude.
Three tricks ‐‐
that's all you got to do.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
Ohhhh!
‐Ohhhh!
‐Ohhhh!
‐Yes.
‐Hella tight.
Yeah!
Madars, there's one
last thing to do.
‐All right.
‐All you have to do
is get inside it,
and roll down the stairs.
I'm down.
Okay.
One more city challenge,
and then we're moving on.
Very comfortable.
It's all, like,
Darren made it all padded up.
‐Perfect size for you.
‐And it fits perfectly
for me, so...
All right.
You ready?
That's perfect.
♪♪
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
Did he say he was
going to do that?
‐Not at all.
‐I rode it down.
That was so close, though.
You do a jump, dog?
I was already up there.
I figured, "What the...?"
The coffin ride was fun.
I was up there shooting photos
of everybody killing it,
and then I see
this coffin coming down.
I'm like, "All right, this
is my cue to get down."
♪♪
Yeah, I took a little slam
on the hand and the hip,
but I'm all good.
They did great.
I want to be on the rest
of the trip with these guys.
I wish we could
get him in the van.
Thanks for
all the challenges.
Aw, thank you.
That was fun.
Yeah, that was sick.
♪♪
[ Sirens wailing ]
Burnett: So, Nick, you know
how sick it's going to be
when you get
some tricks in diapers?
Mike, shut up, man.
It's going
to be so sick, though.
Hey, hurry up.
We got to go.
Let me out, let me out,
let me out, let me out.
‐Let Nick out.
‐I feel bad for Nick.
They've been
pranking him every day,
and he doesn't realize it,
and it's so funny,
but so...up
at the same time.
Oh, he's back.
Oh, my God.
‐Oh.
‐He's got a cane.
What do you got
over there, Nick?
‐12 pack of Depends.
‐And a nice cane.
The sooner you get
into your diapers, though,
the earlier you can
get out of them, Nick.
All right, well.
Just diaper, right?
Just diaper.
[ Laughs ]
‐This is so...up, man.
‐Let me see that.
‐Lift it up.
‐Basically a diaper
and a cane for 24 hours,
only drink Pedialyte
and drink some, like, protein ‐‐
some bullshit, liquid only.
[ Sneezes ]
‐Oh, God, Nick.
‐Bless you.
‐[ Sneezes ]
‐Like a big, sneezing baby
back there.
[ Sneezes ]
Nick, drink some
Pedialyte.
Let me at 'em,
let me at 'em.
Hey, let's get out.
Nick.
Hill bomb in diapers.
Cane in the air.
This one, you think?
Yeah.
Are you doing it?
Yeah.
Oh. All right.
Go ahead.
Oh, my God, dude.
He's going to haul ass,
and if he slams,
he's going
to look insane.
‐Nick, you're MVP, right now.
‐Yeah, Nick.
‐Yes, Nick. Bring it on home!
‐Holy...
‐Ow!
‐You had it, too.
‐Ow.
‐You okay?
‐Aah!
‐Are you okay?
Oh, God.
Roy: Next on
"King Of The Road"...
That roof was pretty unreal.
Jaws was like, "16,
I'm going to drop off the top."
‐Ooh!
‐Ooh!
‐You okay?
Nick, "Hill Bomb in Diapers."
Cane in the air.
Yeah.
Are you doing it?
Yeah.
Oh. All right.
Go ahead.
♪♪
Oh, my God, dude.
Hey, go from
the top, Nick.
Dude, I'm just worried
about, like, the cement.
Aw, this is bad, dude.
Bombing hills ‐‐
dirt or otherwise ‐‐
is not something you want
to do while wearing a diaper.
Wilson: This hill actually
didn't look big
until Nick started
walking up it.
Like, that's insane.
‐Yeah, Nick.
‐Here he comes.
‐Yes, Nick. Bring it on home!
‐Oh...
‐Oh, God. Ow!
‐You had it, too.
‐Aaah!
‐You okay?
‐Are you okay?
‐Oh, God.
‐Oh!
‐Oh, God.
‐Nick!
Oh, my God!
‐Nick, you got...up.
‐Nick.
‐Ow, Mike.
‐Why didn't you give it
a small test run?
‐Mike,...you.
You went from the top,
first try.
‐Uh, it's not that bad.
‐It's just a scratch.
Yeah.
No, it's just
a minor flesh wound.
‐Oh, my.
‐At least your jeans
won't be rubbing it.
‐That is so...
‐Oh, God, dude!
"Oh, it's just
a little scratch."
‐Yeah, half my ass is missing.
‐That's a gnarly one, Nick.
‐Jesus, dude.
‐That's a raspberry.
I bombed the hill,
ate shit on the first try.
I hit a divot,
slid on the grass,
slid to the...cement,
and scraped my ass off.
‐Cole, spray him down.
‐That is going to burn, man.
Aaah!
[ Laughter ]
Aaah!
‐Aw, this is bad.
‐This is so bad.
‐Yeah, Mike.
‐He chose to hill bomb
in diapers.
‐I know. I know he was ‐‐
No one told him
to hill bomb in diapers.
Nick.
Hill bomb in diapers.
Holy shit, Nick.
Dude, he's going
to eat shit in the mulch.
‐Where's he going?
‐The very top.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Dude.
‐Mike.
‐Oh, my God.
‐He's already going fast.
‐He's dragging the cane.
He's dragging the cane.
‐Holy shit, Nick.
‐Oh, no.
[ Cheering ]
‐That was so gnarly.
‐Yes, Nick!
I was just hoping I didn't
scrape my ass again.
Let me ask you something.
Why did you chose to bomb
the hill in the diaper?
Because you...said
I had to, dipshit.
I didn't say you had
to hill bomb in diapers.
Nick.
Hill bomb in diapers.
20 minutes ago, it's like,
"Yeah, do it."
Now it's all...
"Oh, you didn't have to do it.
I never said that."
I just was like,
"Get it," like...
God damn it, Mike.
‐You got it, Nick.
‐Yes, Nick. That was good.
It's almost sad that,
at a point,
doing all those pranks, the guys
just started being like,
"Damn, this is harsh."
I need like a change
of Depends, please.
I might have wet these ones.
But for the long run, it's all
going to be really funny.
Give me points to the top.
It was insane.
That was so fun, dude.
‐We went to the top.
‐That was double black.
That was gnarly, dude.
I felt bad, for sure.
I know a couple of us
were definitely
feeling bad, but...
‐Aw, Nick.
‐He ate shit.
He tore his left ass‐cheek off.
And then was unfazed,
got back up, and did it.
...yeah.
♪♪
I never, like, met Jaws
before this trip, really,
so that was pretty crazy,
just seeing his dynamic
and how he skates and stuff.
I mean, he's obviously the dude
who owns the biggest drop ever.
I don't think there's anyone
who can touch a drop like that.
♪♪
At the Hollywood 16,
that roof was pretty unreal.
Jaws was like, immediately,
first thing was like,
"All right, 16, I'm gonna
drop off the top."
Fulton: We lit up the spot,
and it was like,
"Is he actually going
to do this right here?"
First...try, let's go.
♪♪
♪♪
[ Thud ]
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐Ooh.
‐You okay?
♪♪
‐Oooh!
‐You okay?
Bro, my memory is so clear.
His knee just goes...
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
You okay?
We go up to him, he's like,
"Bro, is it bad?"
And as soon as we were
kind of like, "Oh, shit,"
he was like,
"Oh, shit. It's bad."
We see slams all the time.
Like, sacking a rail
could be one thing,
but I've never seen
someone's teeth pushed back,
you know, like ‐‐ that was ‐‐
that was gnarly.
‐Sorry, dude.
‐I'm so sorry, Josh.
On the next
"King of the Road"...
"Your loudest team member can
only speak through a megaphone
for the next 10 hours."
‐Anyone listening?
‐Oh, my God.
Good morning, Bam.
Don't forget my shoes, please.
Stop talking.
Stop talking.
‐Jaws.
‐He...his teeth up?
Oh, my God.
[ Siren wails ]
Man: He's getting
a CAT scan right now
to see how severe it is.
I don't want to leave
this dude here.
‐Love you, Jaws.
‐I hope we don't lose this guy.