King of the Road (2016-…): Season 3, Episode 5 - Game of Stoke - full transcript

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Burnett: It's day four
of the competition.

We had a bitching day
in the Bay Area yesterday.

That was the...
sickest shit ever.

Roy: You got to get up in that
dude. This is forever!



♪♪

Oh!
These city challenges

have been
running these guys ragged.

Sinclair: Get some ice.
He's...up.

Zion got the thrill
of a lifetime

with his first pro board.

♪♪

Thank you, skateboarding.

Oh, my God!
[ Laughter ]

Yeah!

♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!

♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!

♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.

‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!



♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪

♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!

♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪

♪ Oh, baby! ♪

[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.

[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?

Get it!

I love you guys.

♪ Oh, baby ♪

King of the...road!

I did not
sign up for this.

♪♪

I might
change my clothes today.

Is that one of the challenges,
smelling good for once?

[ Chuckles ] For once.
[ Laughter ]

How do you feel, Nyjah?
Huston:
My ass still hurts so bad.

Really?
Yeah.

♪♪

What about you, Tyson?

My tailbone hurts
and my hip.

Tailbone and hip?
Yeah.

♪♪

Oh, are you okay?

Burnett: Day 5 ‐‐ Typically
where we enter a slowdown,

but we're one day away
from the meet‐up,

which means
the mystery guests arrive,

some relief for every team.

I'm a little concerned
about Cole Wilson.

He sacked a rail yesterday
trying shoot a cover.

He started leaking
a little blood last night.

Burnett:
How's the pee‐pee?

Ooh, it was gnarly
last night.

Sinclair:
Like how bad?

Like 10 solid drops
or more,

and this morning
there was just, like,

a couple blood clots
that came out.

What do you want
to do about it?

Nothing.
Just ride it out.

You're gonna
ride it out?

Yeah,
see what happens.

♪♪

Burnett: I know the Real team
is riding high

because they had
a great day yesterday...

What's up, man?

...with Zion turning pro.

It should be
a big boost for him.

First graphy.

To, like, look at it
and be like,

"This is my board,"
it feels crazy.

I don't know, but, yeah,
I guess I'm pro now.

Yeah, let's
keep it going.

♪♪

Let's go with
the full cab tail grab shit.

Brook: Zion will never forget
this trip ‐‐ ever.

Coming on a trip and turning pro
and just to shine ‐‐

Like he's shining, like,
on this whole thing.

♪♪

18 years old,
you're still kind of a kid,

but I don't even think
he knows how good he is yet.

He's just going to get
better and better,

but that's his mind‐set ‐‐
Like, "Let's get it."

This your first rail
as a professional?

Yeah, it is.

First
professional kinker.

♪♪

Yeah.

Oh, no!

Damn! Yes!

You took
the last one, too.

♪♪

Yeah!

‐[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah!

[ Applause ]

Yeah, Z!

♪♪

Eat kink rails
for breakfast.

[ Man whistling ]

Yeah!

♪♪

Merlino Sr.: We're on our way to
you now ‐‐ 10 minutes away.

10 minutes away.
All right, thanks.

Okay.

[ Imitating ]
"Okay."

[ Normal voice ] We're just
waiting for my dad to get here.

He just flew in from Philly.

So, we're going to get a parent
in the van for 8 hours.

I think it's going
to be fun, man.

I think it's going to be
a lot of laughs.

Hopefully, we can get him
to do one of the...‐‐

one of the missions with us.

♪♪

Eagles!

Eagles!

What's up, Dad?

Where did you get
this at?

From Thrasher.
Thrasher?

Yeah...yeah.

They got to
give me one, too.

Are people dumb
in the west coast?

I guess.
I don't know.
They got to be dumb.

Everywhere I went, I said,
"How do you get there?"

They said,
"I don't know."

I said, "What, don't you
live here?" They said, "Yeah."

"Well, you don't know how to go
there?" And they said, "No."

[ Laughs ]

Hey, Nick Senior.

Hey, Sinclair.
How are you doing?

You made it.
Let's go eat.

All right,
let's eat.

My relationship with Nick Senior
is when Nick got on the team,

his dad would check in with me
without him knowing, you know?

"How bad's
he...up, Mike?

What's he doing up there?
Is he...up?"

Like, "He's kind
of...up."

We got to have him
at least 8 hours in the van,

so let's see how Nick acts
in front of his dad.

That's what I'm looking
forward to seeing.

So, I got
my belly button pierced.

How do you feel
about that, Dad?

How do I feel
about it?
Yeah.

That's your belly button,
not mine.

[ Laughter ]
Good answer.

It's just funny hearing them
banter back and forth

and, like, just argue
with each other.

We need to fly you out
to California.

Dad, calm the...down.

Made a lot of sense,
meeting Nick's dad.

They're like the same person.
It's strange.

You did okay
with the points?

Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.
I got us 350 last night.

I had to...pee
in my own mouth

and take a shit
at the same time, Dad.

[ Laughter ]
Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Mr. Merlino, I've got
something for you.

Step out of the van?
Yep, step out of the van.

This is
little Nicky's board.

So, you know what
the challenge is?

Okay.

Get it, Nick Senior.

[ All cheer ]

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

I think you're
going to win, Nick.

I mean, just getting me to come
out here from the east coast.

I think we're gonna
win, too, Dad.

We got
a good...shot.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
this dude is mowing his lawn!

Hey, this dude's
mowing his lawn!

♪♪

Hey, can we finish
your lawn?

This one?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, bro!
Yeah!

♪♪

Dude just showed up
and mowed my lawn!

Cheers!

♪♪

Wait, are you really
going to do that?

‐Gross!
‐Ohhh.
‐That's disgusting dude.

♪♪

Aah!

He just ate a little
piece of dog poo?
Yeah.

Dude, come on.

♪♪

Hey, one of our challenges is
to shit down a chimney.

It's broken.
But we have one.

Do you have a backyard
that we could do that?

Yeah, you want to go
to the backyard?

Shenanigans off the roof
into a chimney.

Mull: I've been making
skate videos for many years,

and no trip I've ever been on,

nothing comes close
to "King of the Road."

I just don't get
any poop on your house.

Yeah, I need you to
hold me while I do it.

I grew up in a big family ‐‐
six kids ‐‐

pretty conservative
parents,

and this trip definitely gave me
some perspective.

♪♪

It's insanity
100% of the time.

It's, like, you can't help
but just laugh at it.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

It smells so bad.

Man: Make sure it gets
in the chimney.

Shit gets in the chimney.

‐Oh!
‐It's not in the chimney, bro!

[ Laughter ]

Shit gets in the chimney.

[ Whistling, explosion! ]

He got it!
He got it, yeah!

You just shit
in the chimney.

Apse:
People shit, dog shit ‐‐ all
kinds of shit over here, man.

It's the perfect house.
We found the perfect house.

♪♪

Mull: What do you think
about all that?

I think it's...awesome.
"King of the Road."

[ Laughter ]
That's awesome.

Find a guy mowing the lawn
and finish the job...

‐...you.
‐...that was worth 30 points.

Take a dump down a chimney,
50 points.

So, yeah, a nice little stop.
‐He ate some dog shit, too.

Oh, yeah, grossest thing
eaten, for sure.

Let's right that down
just so we don't forget it.

♪♪

Hey, do something cool!

♪♪

‐Oh, my God.
‐He's gnarly.

‐That's sketchy.
‐He's...gnarly.

♪♪

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

You gonna taze me, Dad?
Yeah.

[ Zapping ]

[ Laughter ]
Ow!

♪♪

[ Panting ]

About to take a bath
in a public fountain!

Got it.

♪♪

Finally, I'm clean!

Bl‐bl‐bl‐bl‐bl‐bl‐bl‐bl!

The easiest challenge.

Oh, there's water
on your lens.

♪♪

I got to stay
in the van for eight hours.

Campbell: You gonna get tazed
and make out?

Your dad is going
to taze you.

Oh, this is going
to...suck.

Merlino Sr.:
What are you doing?

You got to get out
and taze me

while I'm making out
with some girl.

Oh, okay.
[ Zapping ]

How's it going?
I'm Nick.
Hi.

I'm going to be the dude
that's getting tazed.

Um, I've never used this, so
I don't know how strong it is.

[ Zapping ]
Oh, my.

[ Indistinct conversations ]
Man: Yeah, Nicky!

♪♪

Ohh!!
[ Laughter ]

♪♪

50 points, hardest ‐‐
Hot lips ‐‐

Make out
while getting tazed.

Man: [ As Roy ] Check!
Check!

You're getting
everything, though.

Yeah, I get all
the...up ones.

I just shit myself

while pissing in my own mouth
yesterday night.

You peed in your mouth?

[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
That's so gross.

...

What's up, Elissa?
How are you doing?
I'm good.

We talked to Elissa Steamer
this morning,

and she's friends with a lot
of people on the team.

I think she's going to do
a trick over us twerking.

How's my ass look?
Does it look fat?

I can't even curl up.

Elissa's just a legend.

She's way ahead of her time
in female skateboarding

and skateboarding
in general ‐‐

way ahead of everybody else.

♪♪

But like I said,
she's just a legend.

Everyone that skates
knows her name.

Sail, little Elissa!

♪♪

[ All cheer ]

Just launched over some dudes
shaking their asses...

♪♪

..."twerking."
[ Chuckles ]

I was a guest in 2010.

I think they got a chance
to win for sure,

especially with, like,
Kyle and Zion.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Man:
[ As Roy ] Check!

Brockel: We still had some time
before the meet‐up

to just look at the book
and line up stuff to stake

so we could hammer it out.

Every single time you open
the book, you're like,

"All right. No matter what,
you just got to get one."

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Ferguson: 12 days, a certain
amount of time to do something,

and you definitely feel like
there's constantly,

like, a clock ticking.

We're good over here.
I trust Chima.

It takes, like, every part
of you, like, physically

and, like, emotionally,
as well, I think.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Brock:
Looking at the other teams,

I know what they're capable of,

and what it takes to win
is you can't slack.

There's not enough
time in one day.

Noseblunt party!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ As Roy ] Check!

‐Yeah.
‐All right.

Sinclair: All right,
I just got the next update.

We're leaving San Francisco.

Let's hear the fate
of our...destiny.

Tomorrow is the midway point.
It's our meet‐up.

We get our special
mystery guest.

We just got our
next city from Burndog.

Burnett:
For the midway point,

I'm sending them
to Monterey, California.

A secluded beach community
south of San Francisco.

Carmel seaside,
Monterey Bay area tonight.

We're heading to
the Carmel Seaside

Monterey Bay area tonight.

The Camel Seaside...

‐Mandalay Bay?
‐Mandalay Bay.
‐What's that? Huh?

That's where we're
staying it, in Vegas?

‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
‐What?

‐We're going to Vegas?
‐We're going to Vegas, baby!

‐We're going to Vegas, baby!
‐More time in a casino!

Burnett: I wouldn't say
a lot of these guys

are used to reading
for comprehension.

So, there's
a lot of confusion

on what should be
a simple thing.

[ Cheers and applause ]
Does it say Monterey?

Bachelor party tonight!
Let's do it!

Wait, does it say Monterey
or Mandalay?

It says Monterey.

Monterey, California?
Yeah!

Oh, we're not
going to Vegas.

‐See?
‐We're not going to Vegas!

Dude, we don't know
where the...we're going.

I don't know...
geography from shit dick.

I don't think any of
you guys know shit from shit.

You don't know either.
It's been a long five days.

‐That was...classic.
‐Just go get in the van.

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

‐Medieval monk robe.
‐What?

It's the midway point.

This is going to be unlike
any meet‐up we've ever had.

There's magic in the air.
♪ Yeah ♪

♪♪

Merlino: I had a good time
with you today, Dad.

I missed you.
I'm glad I got to see you,

even if it was for a day.

Merlino Sr.: Well, listen ‐‐
8 hours in a van.

Sinclair:
Nick Senior rules.

I like him better than
Nick Junior, actually.

Good night,
Papa Merlino.

Goodbye, Nick.

Love you, Dad.
Okay.

Have a good trip back.
Thanks for coming!

♪♪

Smith: Fifth day.

We haven't even reached
the halfway point yet.

...holes and shit.

Spark this session off.

♪♪

Burnett: It's the last day
in the Bay Area.

All the best spots are here.

After this, they don't know
where they're going.

Oh, dude.

If you're putting off
any challenges, do it now!

If you want to stay up
all night, do it now.

♪♪

Evan just
completely surpassed

everything
that needed to be done.

♪♪

Back Smith with
the four trucks on his board,

kick flip crooks
with four trucks.

♪♪

‐I didn't do nothing.
‐[ Laughs ]

Man:
Yeah, you got it right.

♪♪

[ All shout ]

♪♪

Ohh!

Rhino: Buddy that I grew up with
who was a Navy SEAL,

and he's like,
"...'King of the Road'

is like being a...
Navy SEAL going to hell week."

Silva: I knew this point
in the trip would come.

It's just really hard to skate.

‐Yeah.
‐Legs are dust, morale is low.

Rhino:
When you finish it, you're hurt,

you're bruised, you're battered,
but you made it.

‐Let's get it!
‐Come on.

♪♪

Man: All right, Nick,
another 50 right here.

This is ‐‐ Dude, I don't know
if I can do this.

This is crazy.

Burnett:
You've got to understand,

these guys have
to psyche themselves up

to do the most terrifying stuff
over and over again.

This has got to take
a toll on them.

♪♪

That sounds...

♪♪

Walker: Before you start
"King of the Road," you're like,

"All right. I'm so excited.

I already know it's going
to be hectic, but let's go."

♪♪

[ All shout ]

♪♪

Halfway, you're like [imitates
gunshot] "What are we doing?"

This is a roller coaster ride.

♪♪

♪♪

Man: That was nice.

♪♪

Ohh!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Evan wants to 50‐50 the rail,
quad trucks, naked.

We're gonna come in swinging.

Then makes Tom get naked
with him.

♪♪

Grab the camera.
Let's go.

♪♪

Does it first try,
now we're off to Monterey

to meet up with everybody
tomorrow for the midway.

[ Laughter and
indistinct conversations ]

♪♪

Good morning, America.

No, we don't know
what's going to happen.

You can get hit
with a curveball any time.

We thought we were
going to Vegas.

We were mentally
prepared for Vegas,

and there was
no...Vegas.

Oh, yeah, when it comes in,
I'll be the one reading it.

See, I'm more of, like,
a "Cliff Notes" dude.

Making sure the information is
put across correctly.

♪♪

Look at how cool
this guy is.

We're going to get
our mystery guest today,

and we hope it's going to
be the best skater in the world.

I pick Chris Paul.

If I could pick one mystery
guest...it'd be Bob Marley.

[ Laughter ]

He'd bring
so much marijuana.

Bob is the best.

♪♪

[ Both humming ]

♪♪

Burnett: It's day 6.
It's the midway point.

This is going to be unlike
any meet‐up we've ever had.

We're at Cachagua Land,
a beautiful mountain setting,

for the game of Stoke.

We're going to have
a renaissance festival,

medieval times,
fantasy freak out.

Mask?

Mask?

Mask?

♪♪

Whoo!

Zarosh Eggleston,
pro skateboard from this area,

he's helping getting
the track ready.

It's just a little soft
right there.

[ Singing indistinctly ]

Burnett: Zarosh's brother,
he's a world famous cellist.

He's going to be entertaining us
with custom tunes

for getting down
on these dirtboards.

♪♪

We've got Andy being made up
as a mythical orc.

♪♪

♪ Here comes the goblin,
here comes the goblin ♪

♪ Here comes the goblin,
he rides upon a steed ♪

The game of Stoke is going to be
one for the record books.

There's magic in the air.

These guys don't know
what is in store for them.

♪♪

[ Growls ]

♪♪

Medieval monk robe.

Oh, who's got
the skirt?

‐Oh, we're graduating.
‐I never did that.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, it was definitely
a surprise.

Yeah, it got spooky.

Mine don't fit.

‐It doesn't fit?
‐I'm too wide.

Did you
just birth an arm?

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

This is
a...windy road.

To be in all these robes,
I had no idea what was going on,

but then when we pulled
up to the location,

and, like, it started
to make sense.

♪♪

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

♪♪

Welcome to the game of Stoke!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

Andy, they're coming.

[ Distorted growls ]

♪♪

Yeah!

[ Roars ]

[ Laughter ]

Walker: The meet‐up point
was just crazy.

It was, like, out in
the middle of nowhere.

Everybody is
dressed up in capes.

Like, what is this,
Medieval Times?

Like, what's going on?

[ Roars ]

♪♪

Servold: I was like, "What
the...are we doing here?

Are we just going
to all get drunk?"

[ Roars ]

And then it was seriously,
like, terrifying.

♪♪

That looks...
scary, man.

♪♪

Burnett: You made it!

Welcome to the game of Stoke!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

Three mighty armies converging.

From parts Orange and County,
Fire, Earth, Water, Air!

Element!

From parts South,
house Swank, Foundation!

♪♪

From House Vivo Guerrero,

the brand of inspiring
catchphrases unbridled,

Real Skateboard!

[ Cheers and applause ]

We will compete
man‐to‐man, army‐to‐army,

in some lost arts
of skateboarding past,

starting with
dirtboarding races.

‐Oh, my God!
‐We will compete

to get your mystery guests!

[ Cheers and applause ]

These are your secret weapons
here to help you to Valhalla!

Game of Stoke begins!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Cachagua Land is known for
their famous dirtboard race.

The boards are crazy
big, knobby monster truck tires

8 inches off the ground.

They slide all over the place.

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

None of these guys
have ever done this before.

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

♪♪

All right,
whoever wins this race

gets first pick
of the mystery guests.

♪♪

[ Distorted ] Can we get some
[imitating guitar playing metal]

[ Cello playing metal style ]

Oh, there we go.
There we go.

On your mark, get set...

[ Air horn blows ]

♪♪

♪♪

Here they come!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

♪♪

Get back on!
Get on!

Go!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah!

Yeah!

First pick, baby!
First pick!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

First place was Nick
from Foundation!

Second place was Nyjah
from Element,

and third place
was Robbie from Real.

The winners get first pick
of the mystery guests.

♪♪

Dude, that
was...intense.

Smith:
The mystery guest is the moment

when the vibes in your van

could potentially be
destroyed or made.

I'm just hoping
that we get a mystery guest

that brings the heat,
brings the vibes.

I'm really excited about it.

Here you guys go!

You guys ready
to drop the bomb?

♪♪

All right, these are
your mystery guests!

They're going to help you
get to the finish line.

[ Shouting
indistinctly ]

♪♪

♪♪

The time is nigh!

Foundation, having won the last
race, gets to pick first.

Do you want knight number one
on the right,

knight number two
in the center,

knight number three
on the left?

Sinclair:
We got to pick them like this?

Look how tall the guy
is on the right.

‐Well, he's also uphill.
‐You have 5 seconds!

We've got to go right.
On the right!

Foundation has chosen
the one on the right!

Element,
who is your choice?

We choose the middle!

Which means that Real has
the soldier on the left.

Walk 20 paces forward,
please.

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

‐Who the...we got?
‐I don't know.

Burnett: You, knight
on the right, reveal yourself!

[ All cheer ]

♪♪

Walker: How we got our
mystery guest was pretty funny.

They roll up on horses in the
knight helmets and everything.

We're just like,
"What the...is going on?"

You, knight on the right,
reveal yourself!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

Who is it?
[ All cheer ]

Knight number one ‐‐
Axel Cruysberghs!

♪♪

Hype.
That was perfect.

Burnett: For Foundation,
Axel Cruysberghs,

Axel Crusher
from Toy Machine.

You'll remember him
from season one.

Two years ago,
I went with Toy Machine

on "King of the Road."

It was really cool.
Like, yeah, I did start as,

like, a flow rider
for Toy Machine,

and then, at the end,
they turned me am,

and now I'm pro,
so can't complain.

Yeah.
It's been going good.

Of course, like the Foundation
team, I know those guys.

I really want to see the book
and just, like, go through it

and see what they've
already done

and see what, maybe,
I can do.

Axel is where he belongs ‐‐
black and yellow family.

Element!

Knight number two,
reveal yourself!

[ All cheer ]
Jamie Foy!

♪♪

The breakout star
from last year,

Jamie "Big Boy" Foy
from Death Wish.

He's only gotten better

since season two
of "King of the Road,"

and he's actually our 2017
"Thrasher" skater of the year.

Foy: Last year was my first year
doing this with Death Wish.

So, it's going to be crazy
to do it again back‐to‐back.

Certain challenges
I was just like,

"Don't want to do this.
I can't do this.

I'm going to see if I can,
like, just get through it."

I had to put pubes on my face.

[ Laughs ]

To get the winning trophy
would be sick,

so, I mean, it's cool.

It's like a whole
'nother chance.

We got Jamie...Foy,
dude!

Aah!

Final knight,
reveal thyself!

[ All cheer ]

♪♪

Aaron "Jaws" Homoki!

♪♪

Let's go!

Nobody has had more
"King of the Road" experience

than Aaron "Jaws" Homoki.

Unlike anyone else
on the planet,

with his ability
to take the monster drops.

He's been on it four times, four
"King of the Road" trophies.

He can just do stuff
that nobody else can do.

If it was my team,
I'd want Jaws.

Homoki: It's good to come back
as a mystery guest

and whatever "wisdom"
that I have gained from this.

[ All chanting "chug" ]

Whatever I can do
to help them, I will.

After each year, I feel like
it's gets a little gnarlier,

so I can't wait to see what ‐‐

what the hell Mike
put in this book. [ Chuckles ]

Brock: Are you kidding me?
This dude is a...maniac!

He won't eat.
He won't sleep.

He'll just...
jump down big shit.

He's won four "King
of the Roads". We need that.

These guys got
the...mystery guests.

This is where it's going
to...hammer time,

right...here.

It's going to get
pure...evil.

Everybody got
an epic mystery guest.

All those are good.

♪♪

Best trick off
the...launcher.

I'm going to pick
a favorite for 50 points,

and Andy is going to pick
a favorite for 50 points.

Merlino: Best trick off the ramp
into the dirt.

...Jump in! Get it!

Hey, fire it up!
Nicky!

‐Down the mountain.
‐Here comes the little prick.

‐Yeah, Nicky!
‐Nicky!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

♪♪

‐Get it, Jaws!
‐Yeah!

[ Sparkle! ]

♪♪

[ All shout ]

All right, here comes
little Nicky, Superman.

‐He's flying.
‐Fly like an eagle!

Ooh!

[ Laughter ]

Show time!

♪♪

Yeah!

[ Teeth chatter! ]

Get the...
out of the way!

Superman!

[ All cheer ]

Yes! Baby Superman!

That was actually
pretty tight.

Here we go.

Here he comes!

How many mushrooms
has he ate on this trip?

Mushroom man.

♪♪

[ All cheer ]

♪♪

Here comes Jaws!

Man:
Jaws is coming in hot.

♪♪

[ All shout ]

Yes!

I would like
to see that.

Ha, ha!
We got...Jaws!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

He's going
to put it down right here.

He's going to land on it.

One minute left!

He's got this one.

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Holy shit!

That was insane.

♪♪

[ Groaning ]

We're halfway done,
halfway to go.

Everyone's ripping.

In just five short days,

we'll see
you guys at the finish line!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Growling ]

Get some...drugs!
Get drunk!

Whatever you guys got to do!
You earned it!

Yeah!

Man: All right,
let's...party now!

Burnett: Since everybody's
here at Cachagua Land,

just going to tap them
on the shoulder,

tell them where they're going.

Hey, Cole!

Everyone is going
into the Central Valley.

Your next city ‐‐
beautiful Fresno.

Oh, the armpit
of California.

It's been said.
Yeah.

Are you hyped up to be jumping
in the van with these guys?

Yeah. I'm stoked.

I mean, I know they've
probably done so much already.

Let's see if I can
throw in some help.

We got to get back
to these challenges.

Your team's next city
is San Luis Obispo.

San Luis Obispo.

All right, Mike!

This is dream come true
for you ‐‐ Bakersfield.

Yes!
Mm‐hmm.

I do like Bakersfield.

Just be there
by 10 a. m.,

and I'll zap you
your challenges.

♪♪

Two teammates drop in
on one board.

Hell the...no.
[ Laughter ]

Man #1: I didn't think Jaws
was here, though.

They got the biggest
jump already.

Man #2:
Welcome to the...van!

‐Yeah, Jaws.
‐Let's...go, dude.

What, you've won four?
Yeah.

We're going
five, baby.

We're getting five!

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

Merlino: Can you hit up Burnett
about this piercing

and see if it still counts
if I take it out?

Okay. All right, Nick,
I'm driving down a mountain.

[ Laughter ]

Man #3: Nick, you've got to keep
that shit clean, man.

I have been washing it
every...night.

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

Our mystery guest has arrived.

‐Yeah!
‐Hell yeah, Jamie.

These fresh legs bringing
something to the table.