King of the Road (2016-…): Season 3, Episode 4 - Get Your War Face On - full transcript

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♪♪

We're in our third day
of the competition.

These guys are going nuts.

[ Cheering ]



There's a lot of pranks
going on with Nick Merlino.

Mike:
He's gonna rack up, like,
1,000 points in his mind.

He's got nothing.
200 points, Mike.

All the points, Nick.

"Handcuff three
teammates together

until 10:00 a. m.
tomorrow."

Oh, no.

Hilarity ensued.

[ Grunts, laughs ]

♪♪

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

...

Never sacked a rail
so bad that I'm bleeding.

♪ Yeah! ♪



♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!

♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!

♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.

‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!

♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪

♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!

♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪

♪ Oh, baby! ♪

[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.

[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?

Get it!

I love you guys.

♪ Oh, baby ♪

King of the...road!

I did not
sign up for this.

♪♪

[ Lock whirs ]

Apse:
Is it time?

‐Not yet.
‐[Groans]

‐Is that piss?
‐That's piss.

‐Come on, man.
‐Definitely ‐‐

[ Farts, laughter ]

‐I need to shave, kind of.
‐I need to shit.

[ Gagging, laughter ]

We've been
handcuffed like this...

20 hours
or something.
...for...

18 hours?
...18 hours.

[ Poops ]
Oh, that's
so yucky.

It's Day 4 of the competition.

We're in Sacramento.

[ Gags ]

Day 4, bitch!
You ready?!

The sun is shining...

[Screeching]

...and the teams should be
waking up right about now

for the last few hours
of the handcuff challenge.

I'm so thirsty, dude.
Oh, man.

Yeah, I'm feeling the pain.
'Cause of his wrist.

It's, like,
swollen as...

How are you feeling?

It's, like, really...
How is it so..?

'Cause I slammed
on it so hard,

and then you kept...
with it.

I told you, dude.
You wouldn't...listen.

Yeah...

Yeah, the wrists
definitely hurt today.

I don't know. I don't think
there's a comfortable way

to sleep in general, so...
[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, I don't think we're gonna
to be friends after this.

Or at least me and Chima.

‐Gonna be 15 feet...
‐We'll be alright, just...

...away from each other
at all times.

...sit away from each
other for a minute.

We'll be alright.

Burnett:
I'm kind of surprised to see
that all three teams did it,

but I think their paranoia
got the best of them.

If one team does it,
they all want to do it.

This is...

♪ Hey, hey ♪
Oh, tap. I tap.

Don't get
caught up, now.

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!

♪ You wouldn't believe ♪

♪ The kind of day I've had ♪

Are you pooping
right now, Robbie?

Oh, Robbie's
squeezing right now!

♪ If I love you ♪

I...hate bowling.

♪ I hurt you. ♪

Hey...that hurt.

10:00 a. m., the cuffs come off,

and I'll be sending out
their next city challenges.

Alright,
it's...10:00.

Get these things
off of us.

You guys are good to go.
I'm gonna let you guys out.

You guys did good.
[ Chuckles ]

‐Oh, my God.
‐These are heavy duty, man.

Alriiiight.

Laters. Goodbye.

‐Freedom, dude. Brock‐o.
‐Whoo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo! Oof! Ow.

Man:
Make sure that's the only set
of handcuffs you ever go into.

It feels great. I
feel like I just
got out of jail.

‐You've been to jail before?
‐Nope, never been to jail.

It sucks. Trust me.
I might cuff your chick.

[ Cellphone buzzes ]
Sinclair:
You guys want to know

where we're going
right now?

Not really.

Our next city
is San Francisco.

‐That sounds fun.
‐Today, Foundation gets to go

to San Francisco, California,
home of Thrasher Magazine,

and spend the day
with Thrasher editor‐in‐chief,

Jake Phelps ‐‐
Mr. San Francisco.

San Francisco is the center
of skateboarding. Remember that.

Let's get it, guys.

San Francisco,
that shit ain't far.

[ Tires squeal, horn beeps ]

I got the challenges.
You guys ready for this?

‐For where?
‐For the challenges.

[ Chuckling ]
‐"For where?"

It's the best...challenge
of the whole goddamn show.

...see this shit.

Burnett:
Real has an epic day lined up.

They're going to Oakland
to the DIY masterpiece

that is Lower Bobs.

And we got to go
to Lower Bobs.

Lower Bobs is a do‐it‐yourself,
homemade skate park

that the Our Life crew
put together.

They've got some special
challenges there.

Man: Yeah!

So, I got to read this
challenge from Burn‐dog.

Your next city is...

San Jose.
Yes!

"Go to this location,
and await instructions.

Be there by noon."
What the hell?

Burnett:
For Element, I'm sending
them to San Jose today,

but I'm gonna let it
be a total surprise.

We got this.

Today is gonna be
a stacking day.

Dan, it smells really bad
in here. Holy...

[ Tires squeal, horn beeps ]

‐What about this parking lot?
‐Wait, no. Keep going.

Man: The firing range?

That's not it?
‐Oh, I see it right there.

Oh, yeah. See that?
Yeah, yeah. Pull in there.

‐Shit.
‐Oh, they're jump ramps.

Oh, shit.
‐Here we go.

‐What's going on here?
‐Oh, my God.

See what the
mannequin's doing?

Man: This is a meet up?
This might be a team meet up.

‐The...is this?
‐What's going on here?

[ Laughing ]
I don't know.

Man: What do you see
outside of the window?

What do you see?
You're right.

Man: They're hiding.

[ Military music plays ]

‐...yes!
‐Ohhhhh!

‐Oh, my God!
‐Is that Louie?

Oh, yeah.

Is that Louie?!
Is that you?!

Man: What an entrance.
[ Explosion ]

Oh, damn.
Good to see you.

Louie! Yeah!

Yeah!
...yeah!

Evan was this big when
I met him the first time.
I was the dungeon master.

Now look at me.
I'm taller than him!

I know. Jesus!
What happened?

Louie.
Yeah, Rhino.
How you doing, man?

‐I'm doing great, man.
‐Hell yeah!

Super excited
to have Louie Barletta back

for "King of the Road."

Life goal, check.

Of course, you remember him
from last year's Enjoi team.

‐Yes!
‐I want to rock!

Burnett:
He led his team to victory
and had fun doing it.

Expect laughs, a few beers.

Burnett asked. At first, he's
like, "You want to be on it?"

And I was like, "Ah."

[ Gagging ]
Was that piss?

At first I was like,
"No way, dude."

He's like, "No,
we're just gonna do a day

with, like, one of the teams."

Louie wanted to pay it forward
for the awesome experience

he had last year
with Jerry Gurney.

♪ Me and Louie!
And the unicorn! ♪

♪ Wooooooow! ♪

These guys are in for a treat.

What do you got
going on here?

Barletta: We got the ultimate
Panda Army challenge.

Yes!
You guys are gonna
have some fun today.

It turns out, Louie Barletta
is a military‐history buff.

Who knew?
Well, whose is this?

With the money I won
from "King of the Road"
last year, I bought it.

[ Laughs ]
‐No way.

I was like, "What else
to do with your money

than blow it on something dumb?"

That's not dumb.
That's awesome.

First part
of the challenge

is you guys got to put on
some fatigues.

‐Let's do it.
‐There you go, Dave.

We have hats,
berets, helmets.

‐You guys ready for this?
‐Yeah.

♪♪

Use your war face.
What's your war face?

[ Growling ]
Ah! Ah!

That's not much
of a war face.
No?

I love this dude.
We got a tank.

Lieutenant,
how do I look?

You look great, sir.
Get in the tank.

‐Yes, sir.
‐Everybody climb in.

I'm definitely
working this thing.

Challenge one ‐‐ you got
to cruise the obstacle course,

make it all the way around ‐‐

like, through
those two mannequins ‐‐

and then around, and then park
in between the ramps.

Nice.

Alright.

‐Just floor it!
‐We have to go around it.

Floor it!

[ Chatter ]

Man:
Don't go over that!

Oh! You hit it!

Alright, look out!
Watch out!

Hey, look out!

♪♪

[ Whistle blows, laughter ]

‐Oh, he nailed it.
‐Oh, he nailed it!

‐Alright. Stop, stop!
‐Success.

Dude,
that was amazing.

You can just crush it
with this thing.

My next purchase ‐‐
a little, mini tank.

Oh, direct hit!

Oh! That's a head shot!
Head shot, head shot!

‐...yeah, Evan!
‐I was, like, thinking that.

I'm not a drill sergeant.
I'm happy.

Like, I don't have that,
like, grr, you know?

I'm more like, "Hey, dudes."
Like, "Who wants to party?"

Alright, your second part
of the challenge today

is you're gonna have to do
a trick over the tank

or grind the flat bar
on the tank.

‐It's so crusty.
‐Yeah, Lou's gonna tow it.

♪♪

♪♪

Oh!

♪ When we were young ♪

♪ Knew everything ♪

♪ We had love won ♪

We got the silver bullet
right here,

about to gun
that tree down.

♪ Found out through experience ♪

♪ On and on ♪
Oh, my God!

♪ On and on, we spin ♪

‐Hell yeah!
‐That was so awesome!

Last one.

♪ Funny how time
slips by so fast ♪

♪ ...your best ♪
Welcome to war!

♪ Not to cry ♪

♪ On and on ♪

♪ On and on, we spin ♪

♪ Funny how time
slips by so fast ♪

It's not over yet.
This is damn war.

♪ So fast ♪

[ Shouting ]

All together,
hold the knife.

Yeah!

That was the...
sickest shit ever.

‐Oh!
‐Yeah!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]
...yeah.

[ Tires squeal ]
Ah!

[ Laughter ]

Good job, dude.

Hell yeah.
‐Damn that was a good high five.

It's not easy in war.

This challenge number one
has been checked.

[ Imitates machine gun ]
Dude. Hell yeah.

Lou's the best coming out
with an awesome challenge.

This shit was so fun.
I could do this shit every day.

♪ So fast ♪
Ready, fellas?

♪ So fast ♪

See you guys!

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

Skating with Jake's awesome.
He could be the guys' granddad,

and he's out here
shredding with the guys.

You going to make it?
I'll get mine.

‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!

Man:
I'm getting...delirious.
I lost my mind a while ago.

I think I left it
at the bowling alley.
Man: Oh, shit.

Burnett:
Foundation today gets to go
to San Francisco, California,

to meet up with Thrasher
editor‐in‐chief Jake Phelps...

That's it.
Ohh, God damn.

...for a genuine SS experience.

Oh, you guys are here
to San Francisco, correct?

San Francisco.
Yeah...face.

Yeah...face, huh?

You...prick.

Keep talking like that.
You're gonna be outside.

[ Laughter ]

This was a lot like
my job interview.

[ Chuckling ]

Burnett:
Challenge number one ‐‐
they're gonna go

to Thrasher's private
skate park, Double Rock,

to knock out a few
of Jake Phelps' challenges.

Sinclair: So, the challenges at
Double Rock ‐‐

first challenge ‐‐ you got five
different type of wallies

down the hubba right here.

Start getting,
suckers. Nerf.

That's one trick!

Five‐oh.
That's two tricks.

That's three.
Nose grind.

Count them, three.

Zach Smith, no way.

Come on, doggy.
Come on. Come on.

Whoa!

And that
does not count.

...it.

‐Whoo!
‐Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho!

It ain't over
until I say it is.

Ow.

Four tricks.

Backtail to a fakey.
Bury it!

And that's five.
Five tricks.

Now it's me.

♪♪

‐Oh.
‐Yep.

We got to perform a doubles with
Jake on the new quarter pipe.

You got
frontside airs?
Yeah.

You go this way.
Showtime frontside,

and I snargo underneath you
over there on the pool cup.

You got that?
I'll try.

Just don't fall on me.
We'll be alright.

One, two...

♪♪

‐Ooh‐hoo‐hoo.
‐We were right on sync.

Doing doubles with Jake,
I was, like, worried

that I was gonna...land
on him or, like, hit his head.

Two, three.

‐Yeah!
‐Oh, my God.

He was just, like, calling me
a pussy, and just like,

"Just...air over me.
Just..."

and I was like,
"Alright, dude."

You gonna make it?
First one?

You make it, and then I'm gonna
make it. I'll get mine.

Yeah, Phelper!
Yeah, Aidan!

Get it.

Yay!
[ Whistling, applause ]

...yeah!

Sinclair:
Skating with Jake's awesome.

He can be the guys' granddad...
...Come on.

...and he's out here
shredding with the guys.

It's just awesome to see.

We got two
challenges done.

That's it. We got
the third one coming up.

Sinclair:
Hey, Nicky! Hey.

"I told you
I could get up there!"

Whoa!
Make this shit.

You're wasting
beautiful daylight.

Get it!

Oh!

Whoo!

♪♪

That's a wrap, kids.
Let's get the...out of here.

This is the best...
challenge

of the whole
goddamn show.

Let's...
see this shit.

P‐Stone challenge. Big dog!
Yeah, big dog!

I'm gonna cry today,
I think.

Today,
Real is gonna honor the life

of Preston "P‐Stone" Maigetter.

Preston is our dear friend,
a Thrasher videographer,

a skater, a father,
and the ultimate road dog

who unfortunately passed
away this last September.

The Real team have spent
tons of time with Preston.

They know him well. They've been
on the road with him.

This is a guy who's near
and dear to their hearts.

Preston is...
King of the Road.
The King of the Road.

Yeah, he's
the gnarliest road dog.

No matter what it was ‐‐
"I got it." He got it.

The challenge is called
P‐Stone's glory,

which is spending the day
the way Preston would.

That means having fun, skating
with friends, and barbecuing.

‐Andy.
‐This is gonna be the best day.

‐I know.
‐This is for Stone, dude.

[ Mumbling ]

What's up, you guys?
‐What?!

Dude, this
is P‐Stone's day, man.

If anybody knows,
we know, right?

This is very
special, man.

Burnett:
Everyone gets to don a Snuggie,

which he famously wore for
an entire road trip on a bet.

Let's make Stone proud.

P‐Stone would wear
a Snuggie

with no shame and pride
and everything,

so let's
wear these, man.

Put these on,
and it's an all‐day Stone day.

Man: Alright, alright!

‐It feels kind of good!
‐This thing's hella comfortable.

I'm glad you're
with us today, Andy.
Yeah, dude.

Stone! Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

They're gonna get to go
to Preston's home park,

Lower Bobs in Oakland,
and celebrate his epic life.

[ Tires squeal, horn beeps ]

For the Stone, baby.

For the big dog.
Yeah.

This one's for you, Stone.

Got a cold one?

Preston was a joy
to be around.

He uplifted us all,
and we miss him very much.

Snuggies! Snuggle up!

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

Evan,
I've been thinking,

I really wanted
to do this challenge.

Will you marry me?
Oh, my goodness.

[High‐pitched] Yeah!

[ Wheels scraping ]

Brook: It's cool.
Place is cool, right?

These guys put a lot
of work in this place.

‐[ Shouts ]
‐Ooh‐hoo‐hoo.

Hey, today we're here
at Lower Bobs.

The Real team has to do
the P‐Stone challenge.

Brock:
Bobs is where he would stay
when he was in town,

and those dudes,
you know, love him,

and we love him
and miss him, and...

Whoo!

I mean, we all traveled
everywhere with Preston.

Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

Brockel:
Nothing better than being on
"King of the Road" right now

and, like,
giving tribute to, like,

the ultimate road dog,
P‐Stone, so...

[ Giggling ]

♪♪

If you were, like,
upset, negative, whatever,

you hit P‐Stone, dude, you're
gonna be smiling and happy.

Dude, he touched so many hearts,
literally, around the world.

I love you, P‐Stone, forever.

This is a challenge!
P‐Stone challenge!

They get the hookup
with Ryan "Peabody,"

my...sexy body!

Burnett:
There's a handful of tricks
that Preston's famous for,

and today
at Lower Bobs, the guys

are gonna have
to accomplish them all.

Roy: Can you tell us
what they got?

Five tricks, 100 points.

Backside bluntside 180.

Backside boneless
out the big wall,

self‐explanatory.

Frontside boneless
disaster, fakey heelflip,

then we got frontside
50‐50 bigspin.

You guys down for this?
P‐Stone, dude. This is forever!

P‐Stone!

Ohhh!
[ Laughs ]

Whoa, hey, look. He's ‐‐
There we go!

Jackpot.

‐Oh!
‐Yeah.

Ohhh.

Off.

Oh! There it is!
...yes!

Hey, Boo.
What's up, Boo?

♪ All the times
that you're daydreamin' ♪

♪ Make my mind escape ♪

♪ Every day that I'm at work ♪
Oh! Brock!

♪ Oh, baby ♪
Ooh. You alright?

♪ Please don't be that way ♪

♪ It's got to be
a brand‐new day ♪

♪ I want you to know,
you just got to know ♪

♪ That it's check‐in time ♪

Zion just went...
ball!

♪ You got to check up
your mind ♪

♪ Babe, it's checkin' time ♪

Me and John just
set up the grill over there

for the food ‐‐
have that ready.

Get the coals a‐brewing.

♪ I don't need you
no more baby ♪

Preston was the ultimate
DIY, gourmet chef.

Beer‐can chicken's pretty easy.

Chicken, beer, coals.

Walker: Pretty much P‐Stone
would hold down any BBQ,

any skate park, you know?

...make sure everybody's happy,
getting fed.

For old Stone right here.

Give it a go.

‐Rare one.
‐Thank you. Thank you.

Roy: Get in there, man.
You get one. Hell yeah.

‐Get a little rip.
‐Get this man a pepper.

Stolling:
Remember the last time I was
with him was the first time

I drank out of the peppers
with him.

The old pepper cup.

What you do is you chop
the top off a bell pepper...

‐It's exactly what I need.
‐A perfect pour.

...pour your beer
right in there,

drink it out of there
before you chop it up

and throw it on the grill.

We love you,
P‐Stone. Dude!

‐Cheers, boys.
‐P‐Stone!

‐Cheers!
‐P‐stone! Forever!

‐Yeah!
‐Big dog.

‐Yeah, that's actually good.
‐It's really good.

America.

Evan:
We're here with Louie Barletta!

This is the city challenge.

[High‐pitched] Yeah!

Evan,
I've been thinking,

I really want to do
this challenge.

Will you marry me?
Yes! Yes!

Left hand.
Is it the left one?

[ Laughter ]

Ah!
[ Laughter ]

Oh, my goodness.
Ah!

It's a "King of
the Road" miracle!

Holy shit. We're getting...
married.

I just got proposed to.
Yeah! We're getting married!

Tyson just proposed to Evan

while on a crossroad
at a red light.

What happens on the road,
stays on the road

on "King of the Road."

[ Humming ]

Just feel the love.
I feel it.

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

Brock: Zion thinks
he's going pro in January,

but we're turning him pro.

[ Conch sounds ]

What?

‐Yeah!
‐[ Voice breaking ] Oh, my God!

Right or left?
Take a rizzle.

What the...man? Come on.
I'm lost.

Well, you're in the wrong
part of town to be lost,
let me tell you that.

We're gonna get
Metate burritos, dude.

Man: Oh, shit.

Can I get a carnitas?
Put it on everything, yeah.

Man:
Try to keep it light.

♪♪

Let's go!
Get in the car.

Take a right.
‐Take a right?

Take a right. That's
what I said. Como se
dice, right?

I thought
you said left.
I said right.

Man: Were you born
in this city, Phelps?
Yes, I was.

That's where I went
to junior high school.
Right there?

Isn't that
where "Full House" is?

That one house
in "Full House"?
No.

This used to be
the Firehouse right there.

I seen Nirvana in that bar
right there ‐‐ the Kilowatt.

You're gonna take
this right, right here.

When you muscle
your burritos,

you should be done by the bottom
of this hill right here.

Ooh, there's
our hill, fellas.

♪♪

Twin Peaks. it looks like we're
at the top of San Francisco.

‐It's a beautiful view.
‐This challenge is 100 points.

The whole team eats a burrito,
gets a hill bomb in.

I'm more concentrated
on eating the burrito
than the skating.

Big‐ass burrito, dude.
[ Laughs ]

I'm just trying to get
the air bubble out.

‐Whoo.
‐Cheers!

‐Big ears.
‐Cheers, hammies.

♪♪

♪ Ton of white‐boy guilt
That's my problem ♪

It's pretty good.

♪ Obstacle of joy
One reason to use some drugs ♪

Ahh.

♪♪

Slept on a Mexican beach

♪ Slept in trash ♪
It is so good.

♪ American trash
too much can ruin a good time ♪

♪♪

♪♪

Man:
I couldn't...do it.

‐You didn't finish yours?
‐Dude, they sabotaged me.

It was beans and rice.
‐[ Laughs ]

That was worth nothing.
That was a big waste of time.

It was too dry.

All three of you guys
didn't eat them?
No.

That's...crazy.

That blows my mind.
When I was doing it, I was like,

"This is, like, the easiest
challenge we've ever got.

This is a...
walk in the park."
Yeah.

Sorry, guys.

It looks like they didn't...
do it, suckers.

What the...
do you think?

Fair and binding says...
no dice, suckers.

Bitch ass, ugh.

I don't know how they
can't eat a burrito...

[ Garbled ] There's
so much...food.

...then skate to the
bottom of the hill.

Sorry.
[ Smooches ]
100.

A peace
of the Middle East.

[ Heaves ]

♪♪

Man: Holy shit!
You alright?
You alright?

Ugh!

[ Shouting ]

God damn!

Check! Go, Zion!

Brock: When I met Zion,
he wasn't on Real.

He was just a little kid
in a helmet, ripping.

He's been good forever, but this
year, he's been on fire,

and then he made
his way to the crew.

‐Whoo!
‐I'm stoked we got him.

You know, he worked very,
very hard for this moment,

and the moment
belongs to him.

He kicked it up
for himself,

and we're proud
of him for that.

Real told us that they was
gonna turn him pro.

[ Conch sounds ]

We're gonna surprise
him with it today.

[ Drum beating ]

Y'all want to do a group
photo over here with Joe?

Uno, dos, tres.

[ Drum beating ]
Sounds familiar, huh?

‐Oh!
‐[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, that's sick!

[ Cheering, laughter ]

What?

[ Cheering ]

Yeah, everybody! Yeah!

[ Cheering continues ]

[ Speaking foreign language ]

[ Cheering, applause ]

Hey!

Walker: You know, that
doesn't happen every day.

To watch someone, like,
fully live their dream,

and then see it
happen on that day?

Like, that's what you dream for,
to get your name on a board.

All his family was there.
Tears were flowing.

Tears of joy, baby.

[ Cheering continues ]

‐Look at this!
‐[ Voice breaking ] Oh, my God.

‐[ Shouting ] Planet Jupiter...
‐Yeah!

‐...where the friendly aliens
hang out at!

This is your dream
come true, boy!

The only thing you got
to do is stay focused,
focused, focused...

and stay on it,
doggonit.

That was crazy.
My mom, dad, brother came out.

When I heard the drum sound,
first thing, obviously,

I thought of my dad,
but I wasn't like,

"Oh, he's here somewhere." Like,
I thought it was somebody else,

like...around,
like playing.

So I was like,
"Oh, shit, damn."

Yo, that didn't sound
like no bucket drum.

I was like, "Yo."
‐[ Laughter ]

And then boom.
I was like, "Holy shit!"

I love you so much.
Dad!

[ Voice breaking ]
You know I love you, right?

[ Crying ] You know
I love you, right?

I love you because
you're my son.

You're my inspiration
and motivation.

You give me
so much inspiration.
[ Crying ]

You know that, right?
You keep me strong.

You keep me focused.

You keep me focused

when there's shit
going crazy.

I know all I have
to do is call you.

Mustafa: You send your child
out into the world...
Charron: At 14.

...for this skateboard
community in California.

They surrounded him,
and they protected him,

and it's amazing
the type of love

that this community
of skateboarders are.

[ Drum beating ]
Just keep moving.

Don't stop, baby.
[ Sniffles ]

Oh, my God.
You're sweating so.

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
This rail is...

Burnett:
After Cardiel tried it, no one
stepped to it for 20 years.

Now we're asking them to
recreate San Francisco history.

Oh!

You hit your nards?

OPhelps: This is the Thrasher
production area.

This is all the mags.
Burnett: Every one.

That's Jason Adams here,
the front cover and back cover.

Only two people had
it before him, and
they're both dead,

so you can think about that.

Burnett: These were all shot
in San Francisco,

and the challenge is to revisit
at least three of these spots

and either get the same trick

or get another trick
that's worthy.

To get on the cover
of Thrasher Magazine,

you have to do the gnarliest
trick that month,

so now we're asking them
to recreate three epic moments

from San Francisco history.

Better make it count, dude.

‐[ Laughs ]
‐Let's go do this ollie.

Shifty ollie,
that's a good one.

‐For sure, the ollie.
‐That's...big fat.

‐These two?
‐I think we got this one, too.

Probably someone's house.

Probably get shot
when you come outside.

...who knows?
‐And then this one,

Cardiel's great
pumpkin‐head rail.

Thought he was cooking off
that so...fast, phew!

Solid shooter, gone.

Man: I would go with ones
that you know you can skate.

This one, classic, gnar.

And then we can
all skate this place.

‐Okay?
‐One, two and three.

‐Sick!
‐Super...sick.

♪♪

He's going to be cooking by the
time he gets off that last part.

And after Cardiel tried it,

no one stepped to it
for 20 years.

It was like, "Guess what?
I ain't doing it."

Sinclair:
If Cole Wilson gets this,

this will be the start
to 100 points.

We got to recreate three covers,
and this is an epic cover.

So even though it's known
as the "John Cardiel Rail..."

♪ A world that
I can't escape ♪

‐Whoa.
‐John never actually

got the cover.
It was Jack Fardell.

It's still
the Cardiel rail, though.

♪ C‐A‐U‐T‐I‐O‐N ♪

♪ It's what
I could not understand ♪

If Foundation can get
a trick on this rail,

it's gonna be epic.

Cole! Man the...up!

♪ C‐A‐U‐T‐I‐O‐N ♪

♪ It's what
I could not understand ♪

‐Yeah!
‐Yeah, Cole!

Raised by wolves!

♪♪

♪ Caution is a word
that I can't understand ♪

...yeah!
Take it home.

♪ Caution is a word
that I can't understand ♪

‐Oh!
‐Ow!

‐You okay?
‐♪ Yeah, caution ♪

♪ I can't understand ♪

♪♪

You get your nards?
That's called hurt.

Get some ice.

He's...up right now.

I didn't think he was going
to be able to walk after that.

How he got up and walked that
off, I don't ‐‐ I don't know.

My board is shit water.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

And the sun is right
in my eyes.

‐And...?
‐Excuse, excuses, excuses.

I know.
And...?

...what
do you think, dude?

All my fingers are numb.

All right. Let's go
to the other spot.

Let's wrap this up.
Yeah, let's do this.

Merlino: I mean,
that was the first attempt.

We're going to go try to get
at least one done today.

Try our best.

♪♪

Now we're going to go to his
house for the last challenge.

Lou, tell the people
what the challenge is.

The challenge is going to be
to survive a death match.

Everybody skating
on the mini ramp.

But since this
is Enjoi...

♪♪

‐Yeah!
‐...you guys have to survive

a death‐match
pillow fight.

‐Ladies!
‐Yeah!

Survive
the pillow fight.

You got to survive.
You got to go back and forth.

The last man standing.
Ready?

Three, two, one.

♪♪

♪♪

I'm out.

♪ I'm going out
with my best friend ♪

♪♪

‐Who got it?
‐That was close.

But I think Nyjah one that one.

Good job surviving
the pillow fight.

For the pillow‐fight
championship,

you win the coveted
beer bandolieros.

[ Laughter ]

I was on my board.

♪ Won't you ever be the same ♪

♪ If I never got to hold you ♪

I've been saying
from the start, I was like,

"Dude, 'King of the Road'
is so gnarly."

And then we're
driving in the Jeep,

and Evan and everybody is like,
"Do you know where a roof is?

Do you know where
a seven‐stair?"

Like, I was like, "Yeah!"

Like, oh, it started kicking in
again where you're like, "Dude!"

You're brain starts thinking
about tricks and spots,

and it's rad being
on the outside on this one

and just being like, "Oh,
what are you guys doing today?"

Everybody always asks
to skate the roof,

and I always say no,
but Evan asked,

and I had to say yes.

[ Cheering ]

‐Brick!
‐Oh!

That was so sketchy, dude.
Holy shit.

Yeah, Evan!
I was scared for him.

‐...yeah, Lou.
‐That was too easy.

So we just got done with
all the challenges today.

These dudes banged them all out
with...stars and stripes.

They killed it.
I'm stoked.

This is my...fam
right here.

I love this guy.

Let's go to
the nine‐stair rail.

Go to war.

[ Groans ]

‐There it is, Lou.
‐Corey, you're...gonna

stomp this shit.
‐Get it, buddy.

Sinclair: Right now,
Glick just snuck up the hill

to the hospital in
San Francisco,

classic cover spot.
He's up there with Phelps.

See if they can bring it home.
He's only got a couple tries

because it's right
in front of the hospital.

♪♪

...dude,
get down on it. Showtime.

Get it, Glick.

Yeah!

...yeah! You got the shit.
No, he's got one more.

Just one more.

Come on, guys. I was born here,
believe it or not.

Glick!

Oh, my God.
He hit it.

‐Yeah...yeah!
‐Wow!

‐And that's time.
‐Whoa.

Yeah! [ Laughs ]

Welcome to San Francisco.
Now go home.

Glick's just tearing up
a new asshole in this town.

That's our boy.

[ Horns honking ]

Now Phelper's bombing the hill.

Looks like that gridlock,
good traffic.

Let's just go get in it.

Burnett:
This Karma Tsocheff cover

is an epic one from the '90s.

It's basically he's flying
off of the median

in the middle
of the 101 on‐ramp.

From the light, it looks like
it was probably mid‐morning.

Unfortunately, these guys are
trying to do this at rush hour.

[ Horn honking ]
Go there. Go there.

Get the...out of my way.

Super sketchy, got to have all
eyes and ears watching for cars,

and you don't get that many
tries, and they're losing light,

and this is not the kind
of thing you can light up.

♪♪

[ Horns honking ]

♪♪

[ Horns honking]
Right there. Go!

Die.

Oh.

Go get it.
Go get it.

Corey!

He...did it.

[ Horn honking ]
He just knocked down two covers.

For 5:00 traffic,
feeling good,

so we're going to race
against the sun,

maybe light up a spot and see
what we can come up with.

Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...

So we're pranking Nick
for the entirety of this trip.

He's working up
a shit.

I'm just desecrating myself
at every point in time.

[ Laughter ]

‐Yeah!
‐Oh, my God!

O0
♪♪

‐You wax it?
‐The next cover was

Mike Carroll's 1994
Skater of the Year cover.

He was a local SF legend.

These bay blocks
were a new spot,

and he was the first guy
to clear that gap,

tailslide, ride away clean.

♪ You talking shop ♪

‐Oh!
‐Oh!

That's a make
at the Mike Carroll cover,

gapped heel.

So that's it for San Francisco.

Three classic covers done.
Check!

Apse: All right, Cole.
Ready when you are.

Two‐people‐on‐a‐rail challenge,
and it's a triple kinker.

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Mathews: We just drove
an hour and a half,

and it was worth it because
Nyjah sacked right away.

It's starting to not
be funny anymore.

[ Laughter ]

Right here, boys.

[ Cheering ]

Yo!

Tyson!
Holy shit.

Holy...

[ Laughter ]

Dude, this is seriously the most
insane thing I've seen done.

♪♪

[ Cheering ]

Oh, you okay?
Get his butt.

You got it right here, dude.
Next one.

...yeah, Tyson.

‐This shit's...insane.
‐Just got to go down.

[ Cheering ]

That's the prenuptial
agreement right there.

That was the prenuptial
agreement. Check.

Oh, my God!
You did it so...good!

‐Wow, Tyson. Wow!
‐Oh, my God.

That was crazy, dude!
‐That was beautiful, man.

Luong: We're at Third and Army,
and we're going to try

and knock out a few things here.

It's...cold.

♪♪

‐Oh!
‐Oh, my!

Like, duh.

‐Hey!
‐That's a check.

‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!

Wilson: We're packing up.

Oh, Nick's gonna do
the bubbler challenge.

He's going to pee
in his own mouth.

Hey, Mike, is there a bonus
points for the bubbler

if I...
shit and piss

at the same time
in my mouth?

‐What'd Berndog saying?
‐Mike Burnett,

"Tell Nick if he gets this
challenge done by 9:00 p. m.,

I will give him
additional 50 points,

and I will disqualify
all other teams

from the bubbler challenge."

‐350 is...tight.
‐350.

I told Mike, I was just like,
"Let's ask for 150,"

and I said 100 at first.
I was like, "Let's go for 150."

And Burnett texted him
back like, "I'll give him 200."

Always go higher, huh?

Well, for sure. You got to
start high, and go low.

That's what...you...

If you go to a pawn shop and
you're trying to sell something,

you ask them for...
three times the amount.

You don't ask them
for what you want.

So we're pranking Nick
for the entirety of this trip,

and what he doesn't know is Don,
who's the Foundation filmer,

his number has been displayed
as Michael Burnett,

so any time Sinclair
asked Berndog

if we can get
any extra points

for, like,
the bubbler challenge,

he has to pee
into his own mouth,

but can we get extra points

if he takes a shit
at the same time?

And the response will come back
"Absolutely, 200 extra points,"

but little does he know,
Sinclair is just texting Don,

and Don is replying like, "Yeah!

...we got you.
We'll hook you up."

Nick: Oh, God. I feel
a big pee coming.

I'm going to have to shit soon,

but I know the pee is,
like, here already.

He's working.
He's working up a shit.

I've never seen
anybody work up a shit.

‐Oh, no.
‐No, no, no.

Its not going to happen yet.
‐Okay.

Luong: Nick, we're not here.
Just remember, we're not here.

It's not going
to happen yet.

I need a couple more minutes.

You got 11 minutes.

‐Yeah, Nick.
‐It's...cold, man.

Is that going to digest
fast enough, man?

It's going to push
everything down.

It's like we never
lost the hill bomb,

and we get to disqualify
those other bitches.

...you, Mike.
Shut up.

I love you. I love you.

I love you too, man.
I hope you shit yourself.

What time is it?
You have 9 minutes.

♪ Smile now ♪

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God. No, you have to
go in your mouth, Nick.

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

♪ Smile now ♪

I smell it, too.

♪♪

I got it.

Take the sweater off.

I got it.

[ Laughter ]

‐You got to shit.
‐That's what he's doing.

I already shit.

If that doesn't...count,
I will...kill everyone.

It counts, Nick.

You saved
the day once again.

♪ Smile for my friends ♪

I'm going to hell, man.

[ Laughter ]

♪ I'll smile for my friends
and cry later ♪

That's a bubbler
if I've ever seen one.

♪ I'll smile for my friends
and cry later ♪

‐Thank you, everybody.
‐That was insane.

What was that, prank number
three or something?

Four? [ Laughs ]

We love you, Nick.
We'll see you on TV.

On the next
"King of the Road"...

Hey, do something cool!

[ Engine revs ]

Day 5, they're beat up,
road worn.

It's the midway point.

This is going to be unlike
any meet‐up we've ever had.

Welcome to the game of stoke.

I'm just hoping
we get a mystery guest

that brings the heat,
wants to skate.

Reveal yourself!

♪♪

[ Cheering ]

Check!

[ Chanting "P‐Stone! P‐Stone!" ]

Man: We love you, P‐Stone!
We love you!

[ Cheering ]