King of the Road (2016-…): Season 3, Episode 3 - Chained Up and Tripped Out - full transcript
While Evan gets trippy, Sinclair starts pranking Nick. Jack suffers a double sacking while triple handcuffs end in a bizarre shaving cream party for Foundation.
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[ Laughter ]
Burnett: Day two was the first
full day of the competition.
Get the book.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
We got our city challenges.
‐Oh!
‐What?
Damn, dude.
Each team got to meet up
with a special local guest...
Thrasher skaters here.
...and they found out
what Sacramento's all about.
[ Cheering ]
You may eat nothing but pizza
from this point on.
Sinclair: They got you on tape,
mother...
Merlino cost us 1,000.
[ Laughter ]
Metal!
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
[ Birds chirping ]
No, you're thinking...
Ouch.
...farther away.
[ Farts ]
Oh. Did you hear that?
‐Jumping jack farts.
‐I shot a...a‐‐
I had an old‐man fart
while I was jumping jacking.
‐Shit yourself?
‐No.
After two amazing days, we're in
our third day in Sacramento.
Sorry for being late again.
I don't think that you're sorry,
'cause of the smile.
I'm not sorry.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
These are the strong
first days.
Everyone's got energy,
everyone's hyped,
especially considering some
of the challenges are really,
really crazy this year.
Dudes, just got
a text from Burndog.
‐What we got?
‐All right.
The rise
and shine challenge.
Bringing it back
from last year ‐‐
the rise and shine challenge.
This is the thing that you got
to do before anything else ‐‐
no coffee,
no donuts, no bagels.
Before you get in the van,
you got to knock out
the rise and shine challenge
to get 50 points.
"These must be accomplished
first thing in the morning
before you do anything else."
Someone has to eat
the pickled pig's foot.
I mean, it can't be that bad.
Like, I already drank it.
‐He might need some bourbon.
‐He's already warmed up to it.
Let's go get the pig's foot
and then hit the streets.
Man: Let's go get ya‐yummy
breakfast for somebody.
Hopefully they got it.
Oh, I guess
it'd be canned meat.
There's canned meat.
How's Corey breakfast
about to be?
There's nothing
I'm afraid to do.
I mean, I think it's
all part of the trip.
I guess this is
what I do now.
‐Ohh.
‐Ohh.
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
That's one, right?
All right.
♪ Maybe there will be a time ♪
Let's get the...
day started.
Oh, here they come.
♪ For what
you're going through ♪
Six, five, four.
Zion.
[ Laughter ]
Zion will be the one to do the
weird miscellaneous challenges
that people that either
have girlfriends
or wives or whatever ‐‐
I mean, like,
"Uh, I don't know."
[ Gags ] I don't have
a girlfriend, but...
My family's gonna be
watching, but whatever.
I don't care.
♪ I won't be
doing the hurting ♪
♪ When you go ♪
♪ The one who's
hurting is you. ♪
‐Yuck.
‐You're gonna want this.
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
Breakfast
of...champion.
I told them that I'll do
all the challenges
that they don't want to do.
That's it?
Boring challenge.
This one's...
‐That one's gross.
I don't care about being dirty
or, like, eating gross stuff.
♪ When you go ♪
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
50 points.
Come on, Burnett.
That's all you got?
Let's go!
‐Lubing up?
‐LUBRIDERM.
What challenge is this?
Uh, it's a miscellaneous.
Rub 13 ounces of Vaseline
in my hair ‐‐
12 hours.
Dude, you're gonna
look...
Dude. Dude, this is
gonna be gnarly.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Look up for a sec.
You're gonna have
to skate like that.
There you go.
Yeah, just blob it on.
I'm trying, but it's just ‐‐
[ Laughter ]
Ah, that's so much
Vaseline, bro.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my...God.
Uh, yo, there's too much.
Run your fingers
through it.
♪♪
I thought my hair was
a little...up.
Oh, my God.
We got to get a photo of ‐‐
‐You think it's gonna dry?
‐We'll put a beanie on you.
‐Dunk your head.
‐Yo, what time is it?
I'm gonna start
at 12 hours. Go.
Who wants a high five.
‐Let's do it.
‐Ahh!
‐[ Laughs ]
Look at that. What the...?
What the...?
I'm just gonna rock it.
Okay.
All right.
Unless it, like...
up my skating.
Then I'm gonna
put a beanie on.
Nothing can...up
your skating.
Yeah, nothing.
♪♪
Dude, the peanut toss is
low‐key, gonna be kinda hard.
Everyone just open
your mouth.
Everyone.
[ Laughter ]
To your left.
‐My left. All right.
‐To your left.
A little lower ‐‐
that was perfect.
‐Ahh!
‐...
It hit his tongue.
[ Laughter ]
...
All right, first try
on the highway ‐‐ let's get it.
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
That is so...hard
to throw that shit.
[ Cheering ]
That was really...
precise.
Today's Sunday.
Weekend in a killer
skate town like Sacto,
they're gonna be hitting the
streets looking for handrails,
looking to knock stuff
out of the book.
Olson: My left ear's just,
like, clogged.
♪♪
Yeah!
Jack's won, like,
every Am Contest there is.
All, like, flip tricks and the
handrails and all that shit ‐‐
He can do that every try.
Like, he's a...skate rat.
He wants to go pro
one day, you know?
I mean, he's got
something to prove.
He's trying to...
come up.
♪♪
Whoo.
[ Cheering, whistling ]
I know Jack knows all about
King of the Road.
He's studied this
as a kid growing up.
He knows that such
a high‐profile seat
in the van could be his gateway
to the big leagues.
♪♪
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Yeah, Jack.
I'm definitely gonna eat
a little mushrooms,
get our session on.
Evan Smith is
exploring the limits
of consciousness over here.
He's definitely on his own trip,
and it's amazing to watch.
He's seemingly
powered by rainbows.
In the beginning, I thought
that it was kind of strange
for somebody to eat
that many mushrooms...
[ Laughs ]
...but hasn't seemed to
slow him down at all.
♪♪
King of the Road is like
a full mind‐body‐spirt test.
[ Echoing ] Your spirit's
just tethered to you,
and then there's your
physical body outside that.
King of the Road's
correspondence with the cosmos
wouldn't be as in‐depth
as you would imagine.
It'd be like the repercussions
of a star after it...
You know, you'd sit there,
you'd watch it expand,
and eventually the light
would be gone,
because there's just space,
and then everyone
will just dissipate back
into the nothingness.
[ Normal voice ]
If that has any correlation
with your question,
then you can use that.
♪♪
Yeah!
Ye‐haha‐ah!
Yeah!
Oh, Evan must've taken some,
like, seriously magic mushrooms,
'cause he's just
on fire right now.
He's just not stopping.
‐Don't hit my head, Evan.
‐[ Laughs ]
This is it, baby.
You got it.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yes!
‐Yeah!
Yeah!
[ Slow motion ] [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Huh! Oh!
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐Pound it! Pound it!
20 points.
♪♪
...yeah, Mason.
Yes.
Hey! You got to check
that shit out the book.
♪♪
Eating things from the trash.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
I want to be the dude
that eats the grosses shit.
I think
you're on your way.
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
‐Yes!
‐I can't believe it worked.
I can't believe it!
♪♪
Mother...Ugh!
Ugh, I've been sacking
so much lately!
Ahh!
[ Groans ]
Nyjah just sacked the rail.
Uh, it's pretty funny.
[ Chuckles ]
...you. Ahh.
Ahh. Ohh.
Next on "King of the Road"...
It's just internally
so bruised.
I'd never seen
someone fall so hard.
He takes some slams.
Injuries like that,
they just linger, you know?
It's obviously
only getting worse.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪♪
Sinclair: This is day three.
They've blessed us with ‐‐
all day of street skating,
so now we're trying
to hit the real shit.
Dudes are a little
sore right now.
They've been skating hard,
but they haven't hit
the streets yet, so...
It's, like, this is
a crucial day.
‐Two, huh?
‐Yeah.
‐On each side, right?
‐Yeah.
Sinclair:
Our filmer Don Luong ‐‐
He's an amazing filmmaker,
and, uh, I'm stoked
he's with us.
Don is, like, with these guys
every day in the street.
They trust Don
with their lives.
They trust Don
with their video parts.
It's really important, like ‐‐
that he, like,
is that close to us.
And he's, like,
one of our best friends,
so, like,
it's even cooler.
He's like the glue for the team.
...yeah, Dakota ‐‐
right here.
♪♪
Oh! Yes! Yeah!
‐Holy shit.
‐Check it off.
Mark that shit off.
...
Definitely we're the underdog,
just as far as, you know,
all the other teams.
They're living good off
skating, you know,
and we were all just trying
to get a presence
in skating again ‐‐
like, show people like,
"Whoa, like, the Foundation team
is ‐‐ they're here," you know?
♪♪
‐Yeah, Cole.
‐I want the cover.
Not me personally ‐‐
I want us to have the cover.
I want Foundation to be,
like, phew, right there.
Luong: I mean, we're gonna try
our asses off,
and as far as, like,
the skill level
and just the gnar‐ness
in skating.
Like, I definitely think
we stand a fighting chance.
♪♪
‐Cole is pulling away.
‐Yeah, Cole.
It's a...battle
right there, bud. Mm.
That was awesome.
‐Yeah.
‐Ohh!
‐Shit, Glick.
Hand me the van
keys, Mike.
What deck ‐‐ that's ‐‐
that the deck you're riding?
Is it the same graphic?
‐Yeah.
♪♪
I tried to tell you, bud.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Yes!
Wow! Wo‐o‐ow!
‐Holy shit.
‐Wow.
‐...yeah.
‐You...rule.
That was so...man.
That looked so casual.
You did good, kid.
Not bad.
Keep it going, though.
[ Dog whining ]
Matthews: I think there's
a Hall of Meat challenge.
So, Nyjah just sacked it.
Father...
I know. We're gonna need
to get you, like,
an old person's toilet‐seat
donut for you to sit on.
I didn't even hit my balls.
I just, like ‐‐
full, left ass cheek.
It's just internally
so bruised and stiff.
Nyjah's a Huston.
Beast.
He takes some slams.
♪♪
Ow...
That's pure inspiration, man.
I've never seen
someone fall so hard
and get up and go to the top
and do it again.
♪♪
Whoo!
It's hardest part about
the trip, to be honest.
You just get so sore so fast.
Last time, I was just so worked
by the end of the trip,
so I definitely got to
pace myself this time.
♪♪
We're at up ‐‐
above the bar in Sacramento
doing bump to bar challenges.
‐Yeah!
‐Back one, baby. Back one.
20 points for Mason.
♪♪
...
♪ Why? ♪
...
♪ Don't take off
your red shoes? ♪
♪ So we can end ♪
♪ Our night well spent ♪
Yeah!
♪ Why don't you say? ♪
‐[ Whistles ]
‐Yeah!
Hell yeah!
♪ What's on your mind? ♪
♪ I won't run away ♪
♪ I won't turn away ♪
♪♪
Yeah, Evan.
♪♪
[ Metal clanks ]
‐You heard it?
‐Yeah.
‐It bonked, right?
‐Yeah.
Evan just going like this,
just checking off the points.
He's on one.
I think he's gonna be
the guy from our team
that's gonna be the MVP,
for sure.
♪ When morning comes our way ♪
Man: Oh!
In 2014,
we unveiled the challenge
where you got to land on top
of another board and roll away.
This is one of those things that
you would think is impossible,
but people have flipped into it,
gone off handrails.
It's only worth 30,
but this trick is messed up.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Whoo!
♪♪
Oh!
♪ Sitting by my side ♪
‐Oh!
‐That's sketchy, dude.
So sketchy.
♪ I won't turn away ♪
♪ Won't turn away ♪
Whoa!
♪ Won't turn away ♪
Huston: Dude, it's just so hard.
You got to land, like,
perfect on the board.
But, uh I think he's got it.
Evan can do anything, you know?
Same spot.
♪♪
Oh! Yes!
‐Wow!
‐Yeah!
♪♪
‐Yeah! ‐Whoo!
‐Yes.
‐That was tight!
Smith: I had to see people do
the land on the other board,
and that is, like,
the craziest thing to me.
♪ I'll be here to stay ♪
It's just, like,
a miracle how it works.
So that experience
is really, really wild.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
First official street spot
that we've gotten to skate.
This is where we want to be at.
Get some stuff knocked out
quick, and then keep it moving.
Back‐to‐back, first try.
♪ What a sophisticated space ♪
♪ What a well‐educated
population ♪
‐You okay?
‐Yeah, I'm all right.
♪ What socialite
would go donate? ♪
Yeah!
♪ What it takes to own
this place for 60 days ♪
Nine‐set rail, check.
Back‐lip, check.
Crooked grind. Let's get it.
If I don't get it, back me up.
...it.
♪ There's a collection
of a space that puts on ♪
♪ Banquets that I have
vice‐reported on ♪
‐Yeah.
‐[ Whistles ]
Yeah.
Yeah, Jack.
♪ That your place is never
to fill anything at all ♪
‐Yeah, Jack.
‐Yeah.
‐Well done.
‐Yeah
‐You haven't done that?
‐No.
♪♪
Oh!
I'm gonna try
this double... too.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Double... What the...?
Yeah, it's...weird,
'cause you never know
if you're gonna ‐‐
if it's gonna flip
or just, like, 3‐shove.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
Let's go! Whoo!
Give that another
50 points.
...yeah.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh, damn,
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
...yeah.
Check.
Right now we're just
in front of the double set
that adds up to,
like, nine stairs.
So Kyle's gonna try
to get this frontside lip.
I think he's got it
first try, probably.
He's ollieing it
so mellow.
Kyle Walker ‐‐ Thrasher
Skater of the Year.
He jumps on the biggest
handrails ever.
Brock: Yeah, just that 50‐50
in that kink rail.
You look at that, you're like,
"That's not doable."
Brockel: Ka‐ding, ka‐ding.
When the...
is this rail gonna end?
Like, it was nuts.
Highest, longest most ‐‐
We'll have his name
on it for sure.
Let's get it.
Right here, Kyle.
[ Whistles, applause ]
Go Kyle.
♪♪
‐Whoa!
‐Oh!
‐...yeah, Kyle.
‐Damn.
That was sick.
♪♪
‐Oh‐hoo.
‐Whoo.
Wow...points.
Not a problem.
I'm not always, like,
"Oh...I need that
King of the Road,
like, trophy,"
you know,
but we're on it again,
so we might as well have that
mentality ‐‐ get it going.
50 points.
‐...yeah, guy.
‐That was awesome, man.
[ Laughter ]
Check.
Next on "King of the Road"...
Burnett: I heard through the
grapevine that there's pranks
going on with Nick Merlino.
Sinclair:
We're gonna...up Nick
every day and not tell him.
He's gonna rack up
1,000 points in his mind,
and he's got nothing.
‐200 points, Mike.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
It's too easy for him.
Yeah, Glick.
One and done.
Right here, Nick.
♪♪
You're good.
It's going, it's going.
‐...
‐[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Yeah, Glick.
‐Now it's right there.
‐It's coming.
Left.
Ahh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Horn honks ]
‐Wow!
‐He...did it!
[ Dog barking ]
‐Yeah, right.
‐Ow!
‐Dude, that was insane.
‐Are you all right?
♪♪
[ Dog barking ]
Wilson: Walter, come!
We have to get a parent
in the car for eight hours,
and the best parent I can
think of will be Nick's dad.
Do you want to FaceTime?
Yeah. Let's do it.
Let's do it up.
Hello.
All right, that's fine,
Dad, but ‐‐
but that's not
important ‐‐ as this.
We need to fly you out
to California.
You need to spend eight hours
in the van with us.
Can you do that?
Tonight ‐‐
can he get here tonight?
C‐‐ Can you ‐‐
Can we fly you out tonight?
Well, what do you
got to do?
Dad, calm the...down.
Jesus Christ.
‐[ Laughs ]
That's my dad right there.
He's...crazy, man.
‐Oh, man, Nick Sr.
‐He's...crazy.
I hope he makes it out.
Should we call him again
just to...with him?
‐To piss him off? Let's try it.
‐Yeah.
Are you gonna be able to hear
him with all the skating or no?
Turn it up
as loud as you can.
Okay. Uh, so...
so, will you be
available for three days?
[ Laughter ]
Can we give Nick Sr.
a board on Foundation?
Yes, please.
Does he get board royalties?
‐Yes, he does.
‐Sick.
He'll be so down for this. Like,
"Dad, I got some money for you."
We're gonna make you
a pro model,
we're gonna
give you royalties.
He's gonna be pissed when
he sees the royalty report.
"I got to pay, uh,
taxes on this, a 1099?
How do I pay taxes
on $32, Mike?
I‐I want
to talk to..., Mike.
Put him on the phone.
Thank you."
If Nick Sr.
makes it out of here,
will you skate naked
in front of him?
I guess. I mean, shit.
‐Yeah.
‐Maybe. Yeah.
"Nick ‐‐ Nick,
I got to crap."
I hope to God Nick Sr.
shits in the van.
He'll be psyched.
I think he'll do it.
I'll check into a hotel
with him with ‐‐
with the wigs on.
‐That's perfect.
"We need a room.
Give us a...room now.
This is my son."
Yeah. That's perfect, Nick.
I like that idea.
Yeah. Me, too.
[ Dog whines ]
Hey, Nick, there's
some piercing right there
we could get ourselves into.
‐Ah, let's get it, Nick.
I need like ‐‐ like a little,
like, shot of whiskey before.
‐We got that, Nick.
‐We got that.
Uh, so we're here
at Exotic Body.
I'm getting my lip pieced
and my nipple pierced ‐‐
er, my bellybutton pierced.
50 for the lip,
150 for the bellybutton.
Let's do it.
Sounds good to me.
[ Laughs ]
If there's one person that is
gonna fall for a prank...
‐Oh, shit.
‐...it's Nick Merlino.
I heard through the grapevine
that there's a lot of pranks
going on with Nick Merlino
who might be
the greatest prank target
in King of the Road history.
You may remember from
a few years back on Dekline
when Sinclair pretended
to kick him off the team.
What's g‐‐
What's going on, man?
It's just, um,
ah, some weird shit
I got to talk to you about,
though, if you're down.
I got to let you go, Nick.
Basically we're on
"King of the Road"
and one of the challenges is to
prank call a pro skateboarder.
You're still on Foundation
and Dekline, Nick.
Well, how it started was,
like, we were like,
"Oh, Nick, let's do
lip piercing."
And he's like, "All right,"
and then Dakota just
"Get your bellybutton,
too."
"That's in the book
right next to 150."
He's like, "I'll do it."
So we're getting it
at the belly button,
and then we're gonna...up
Nick every single day
and not tell him.
He's gonna rack up, like,
1,000 points in his mind,
and he's got nothing.
Hey, Nicky.
‐Mikey, boy.
♪ You asked me ♪
♪ When I'll become president ♪
Yeah, Nick!
Mellow, dude.
Let me get the first
look at that, man.
Campbell: He didn't look
in the book one time.
He just didn't know
what was going on,
and whatever you told him
he would just do.
♪ Well, anything you ask me ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I just gotta do ♪
It sucked doing it,
but it was just, like ‐‐
you know, I know
it's for the points.
‐We don't. We never.
‐Okay.
‐We don't tell him nothing.
‐Okay.
‐200 points, Mike.
‐All the points, Nick.
All the points right there.
Next on "King of the Road"...
What do you guys
think of this?
Oh, God damn it.
Oh.
You mother...
Wait, wait ‐‐ Why is there two
set of cuffs, though.
‐Oh, shit.
‐What?
♪ Yeah ♪
‐Hey, uh, Sam?
‐Yeah?
Did you get that text?
All right, we got
to get out the van.
We just got
a Burndog text.
"Your next special challenge
is being held
by your photographer."
♪♪
Rhino.
Open her up.
‐Dude, this thing's heavy.
‐Just a random challenge?
‐Sam ‐‐ What?
‐Oh, no.
What, you've been holding
out this whole time?
‐Spy. Sam's a spy, dude.
‐Dude.
‐What the...?
‐Sam's a spy.
What do you guys
think of this?
‐...dude. I don't ‐‐
‐Any guesses?
Oh, Goddamn.
Ohh. You mother...
Back by popular demand,
for us anyway,
the handcuff challenge.
"The return of the
Handcuff Challenge ‐‐
nominate two teammates"...
..." To be handcuffed
together until
10:00 A. M.
tomorrow morning."
Oh, no.
"Team manager
holds the keys."
"Early removal of cuffs,
failure to participate,
carries an automatic
300‐point deduction."
We did the Handcuff Challenge
last time for the first time ‐‐
I didn't think anyone
was gonna do it.
They all did it,
and hilarity ensued.
♪♪
We had some great
team‐building moments.
Foy,
I'm washing my butthole.
Cool.
Good luck with that.
David up in that tree...
I...hate this!
They were dropping in
at skate parks,
they were sharing
sleeping bags,
and in the end
it turned out
to be one of the most
popular challenges.
That's why we had to bring
it back with a twist.
Wait, wait ‐‐ Why is there two
set of cuffs, though.
‐Oh.
‐Oh, shit.
‐What?
"New for season 3 ‐‐
Handcuff three teammates
together until 10:00 A. M.
tomorrow morning
and earn 300 points."
That's right ‐‐
If you agree to handcuff
three of these guys together
and do the challenges,
you get double the points.
‐For how long?
‐Till 10:00.
Till 10:00?
Element's definitely
gonna do ‐‐ Three it is.
Yeah, I feel like
the other teams will do three.
They're gonna be so paranoid
that one of the other
teams is gonna do it,
I wouldn't be surprised
if all three teams do it.
Oh, Nyjah, you should do it,
'cause you're hurt.
Go on the outside, though.
And then Tyson go in
the middle ‐‐
Double up.
Who else is getting cuffed?
Nyjah didn't want
to do it.
‐Not it. Middle.
‐I'm not going in the middle.
I hope Zion doesn't
have to take a shit.
[ Laughter ]
Corey, Aidan, Dakota.
I'm, like, scared a little bit.
Go ‐‐ go as loose
as you can.
‐There.
‐This is...
You better do some
shit tonight, Nyjah.
The strategy is to get
as many points as possible.
Man: This is so...sick.
♪♪
‐...you.
‐[ Laughs ] ...you.
[ Urinating ]
‐You got to pee?
‐You ‐‐ you need to pee, too?
‐Not really.
‐We got you if you need to.
Are they all
peeing together?
‐Yeah.
‐Sick.
This is gonna
be weird, huh?
[ Door Squeaking ]
Don't get caught up, man.
...easy peasy.
I'm trying to earn
as many points as I can.
So, you get extra points
for every challenge
with three people
instead of two...
Put my foot on ‐‐
...and we're gonna do
the Staple Gun Challenge
on a five‐foot quarter pipe
and hopefully get these points.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
‐[ Groans ]
‐You good?
‐My ass.
It's 100 points,
players.
♪♪
‐[ Groans ]
‐[ Laughs ]
Dude, you guys got it.
That was it.
Yeah. Next...one.
100 points, Nicky.
‐I like that.
‐Lock it up.
Boys, boys, boys, boys.
♪ Our engine starts again ♪
♪ We'll take it to the end ♪
[ cheering ]
♪ Our engine starts again ♪
You guys did that quick, too.
‐That was...weak sauce.
‐God damn it.
That's 100 points right there.
Now we're trying to do
the manual challenge, handcuffs,
which is one manual kickflip,
one kickflip manual,
and one manual.
That manny, baby.
‐All right, let's go.
♪♪
Really, really close.
Oh, I got to tie my shoes.
Give me ‐‐
Whoa, whoa!
Wrong side, homey.
Dude, Glick's got it
the worst, man.
Being in the middle...
sucked.
I was just like a puppet.
I just basically, like,
getting pulled both ways
and...my wrist up.
♪♪
Oh, my God.
...dude.
That was it.
♪♪
Yeah!
♪ Our engines starts again ♪
That was another 100 points.
They got the manual challenge.
Next we're going bowling,
and then Cole's gonna drive
a double kink, triple kink,
possibly a quadruple kink.
We'll see how it goes.
Hey, well, let's ‐‐
let's bowl it up, man.
Let's get them strikes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Next on "King of the Road"...
♪ Yeah ♪
All right,
it's...cold.
Yeah, let's get
this shit over with.
Get out of here.
You don't need to film that.
I'm not peeing, brah.
[ Farting ]
Dude, that is so loud.
[ Laughter ]
I'm...done
with this shit.
Foundation was here just,
like, a couple hours ago,
and they did the manual
challenge and the Staple Gun.
But that just makes us
more fired up to do it also.
Get it, boys!
♪♪
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh! Bullshit.
♪♪
‐Whoa!
‐Yeah!
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
Ahh...
Dude.
♪ Snare in the shade ♪
[ Cheering ]
[ Laughter ]
♪ And you go trippin' ♪
♪ 'Cause you don't see it ♪
It's hard to eat bites.
It makes me want
to throw up.
Wish we could've
practiced these tricks
before getting in
handcuffs together.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Ohh!
Dude, this sucks.
Something I never
thought I would do
would get handcuffed
to two people for 24 hours.
That...that.
I'll never do that again.
‐Oh!
‐Shit!
♪ You can always see them ♪
♪ 'Cause you're always
on your back ♪
Yeah!
‐...yeah.
‐It's super heavy.
It's only 20 points.
It's only 20 points?
Hey, this is 300,
and we're just chillin'.
‐Wow, rub it in, Mason.
‐Why would I want to ‐‐
Rub it in.
♪♪
Dude!
Damn it!
It's cold.
‐All right, guys.
‐You want to do the honors?
There we go.
There's my hole.
[ Laughter ]
You got it. This one.
♪♪
Oh!
Hell yeah.
[ Cheering ]
You got to lick it
off the floor after,
because you left some.
Oh! Do not do that, dude.
That's your puke.
Oh, grossest thing eaten.
[ Laughs ]
♪ Snare in the shade ♪
[ Grunts ]
[ Coughs]
[ Laughter ]
♪ And you go trippin' ♪
Just don't look ‐‐
don't look.
That's it.
Well, that's over.
‐What's next?
Where are we going now?
‐Bowling alley!
[ Pins clatter ]
Glick:
We're gonna find some balls
that are light enough
for us to go for it.
What is that?
‐An 8.
An 8. That's nice.
For the next challenge,
all three guys
got to roll a strike
at the same time
at the bowling alley.
So, Glick gets
Dakota's limp wrist
and Aidan has to
do it left handed.
That'll be tough.
But we got food and bevs
and we're bowling.
One, two, three.
‐...
‐That's it. I got it.
...
This was not ‐‐
This is gonna take all night.
♪♪
Uh‐oh.
Here we go.
We just got to get lucky.
That's what it is.
That was almost it, dude.
♪♪
Dude...
bowling, dude.
♪♪
‐...
‐There we go.
‐...
‐I didn't do it.
Oh...me.
‐...
‐...
Burnett: This thing we thought
would be, like,
a good laugh,
a provisional gag.
These guys are posted up
in there for three hours.
Apse: We're gonna be here
for...so long.
I...hate bowling.
All right, let's just
get strikes right here.
Mine's a strike
‐Ahh!
‐I‐I called mine.
I knew right when I bowled
it that that one's it.
Cheers.
...
And we both got it.
That's...two.
A couple of them got
the double strike,
which was still worth points,
but turns out the triple strike
is really, really hard.
Man: Right here, you guys!
Get it!
‐Oh, my God!
‐Mother...
What the...?
Turns out the triple strike
is damn near impossible.
We should...give up.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the worst
night of my life.
‐Light it up.
‐Ah, damn...
[ Farting ]
Ew!
He...shit himself!
[ Laughs ]
[ Farts ]
Evan Smith really does
operate in his own universe.
[ Laughing ] I did, like,
12 times in a row
That's the thing ‐‐
It's like you can't really
tell with this guy.
Where does trippy Evan end
and the trip begin?
[ Farts ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Howling ]
We are going to shit
in a chimney.
♪♪
Someone hold the ladder.
Oh!
I just pulled my groin.
Man: Oh, shit. You can go
through the house.
Oh...Well...
♪♪
I'm squeezing.
I feel like a little
turtle had to come out.
I live here, and they're
about to shit on my chimney.
[ Laughs ]
King of the Road.
‐We got a hole.
‐What if I miss the hole?
Ugh, Robbie's
squeezing right now.
[ Farting ]
Look at his arch.
Look at ‐‐
Look, he's turning red.
Hey, Robbie,
look up one time.
I told ya I didn't
have anything.
I was trying to force
something out.
Did you get it?
Did your... in there?
Like,
the tiniest little pellet.
Is ‐‐ is ‐‐
is there something?
Well, hold on, let me
pull my goddamn pants up.
Look at this...turd.
[ Laughter ]
It was handcuffs through that
four‐way shitting chimney.
It was pretty...crazy.
[ Laughs ]
Man: Hey, that was
impressive, Robbie.
‐Wow.
‐Yeah, Robbie.
‐Mission accomplished.
‐That's a wrap.
‐Yeah, Robbie.
‐Yeah, Robbie.
‐God damn.
Next on "King of the Road"...
Oh, my God.
I've never sacked a rail
so bad that I'm bleeding.
Yeah. Yeah.
I felt that one.
Damn.
♪ Yeah ♪
Just don't look
to the right, Chima.
‐All right, I'm done.
‐I'm not.
He was...
with me over here.
Sinclair:
Hey. Kyle, you want to try
a 50‐50 body varial on this?
Let's get it.
Get it, Kyle, right here!
...grind it.
Switcheroo.
What'd he say? No talking?
‐Quiet.
‐Quiet.
‐Oh, okay.
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
Kyle, right here.
You got it, you got it.
♪♪
Oh!
Mm‐mm!
Get them...points!
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
...yes!
‐Yeah!
‐Jack!
Yeah!
Give me something.
[ Laughs ]
Whoo‐hoo!
Brock: Jack wants to try,
maybe feeble back‐lip
to try to get,
like, gnarliest handrail tick.
♪♪
Damn.
♪♪
Oh!
Damn!
Get it, Jack!
It's...pretty rad.
He's grinding the whole...
thing, and he ‐‐
at the last...
banger
going down he ‐‐
the board.
So it...is like
a video game, I'm telling ya.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah.
‐Whoo!
‐You good? Run it off.
‐Run it out.
[ Grunts ]
There's not really
many ways around it.
Walker: He might have fully
sacked that shit.
Ohh.
Just your ass, though?
Literally asshole,
straight up. Like...
All right.
It's gonna...
me up, though.
Yeah, but this ‐‐
this is...up trick.
You got it, homey.
♪♪
‐Oh, my God.
‐...
♪♪
All right, I'm out again.
Man: Ohh, that one
looked worse, almost.
Brock: Jack,
your poor little balls.
I hit my ass on the rail.
Oh!
It sucked, and then I jumped
back in there, and then...
‐Oh, my God.
‐Ohh.
...fully sacked the rail,
probably the worst
I've ever sacked a rail.
Got some cuts for sure.
Uh...
got one on my leg
and one on ‐‐
on my sack.
And I watched it slow motion.
From, like, the second I popped,
I was like, "Here we go again."
He's gonna be feeling
that one in the morning.
I felt that one.
Shit.
Sinclair: Everywhere
I look I just saw ass cheeks ‐‐
everywhere I look.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I think we got this.
One of the...up
challenges ‐‐
skate a kinked rail
more than 15 stairs,
and then also get a trick naked,
covered in shaving cream ‐‐
50 extra points for the filmer
filming the trick...
naked, covered in shaving cream.
Don's job is to make these guys
look as best as they can look,
and he does a phenomenal
job at that.
You need a lot
on your legs, bud.
No, no, no, no ‐‐
not on the legs.
You need ‐‐ What do you mean?
You need it everywhere.
Yeah, you did not
the right thing.
He has a certain way of, like,
getting the dudes hyped up
and getting them sparked
and getting to do stuff
that they may
or may not do on their own.
He's just this wizard
of a guy in the back
that's making this stuff
happen that you don't see.
[ Laughter ]
Don the filmer getting naked
does add additional points
to this challenge.
Nick and the chain gang
decided to join us for free.
Bonus points,
mystery points, maybe?
[ Laughs ]
‐You shirt on?
‐Yeah, why ‐‐
Ow! Dude.
Yeah, this isn't what I had
in mind when I took the job.
There's ‐‐ there's good days at
work, there's bad days at work.
We're writing this one off
as a bad day.
♪♪
He is a little bad boy.
Hopefully we win.
It's what it takes to think.
♪♪
Ooh‐ho‐ho‐ho‐ho‐ho!
I told these guys
to take matters
into their own hand to win
King of the Road,
and this is what I get.
♪♪
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Chain gang, baby!
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
‐My clothes.
‐We got it.
It's a good day at work.
Good job, Cole.
Good job, chain gang.
Good job, Nicky.
♪♪
♪♪
On the next
"King of the Road"...
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
Burnett: It's day four
of the competition...
Oh, that's so yucky.
...and these guys
are in for a treat.
Man: Louie!
‐That's it!
‐Yeah!
Sinclair:
We meet up with Jake Phelps
in this city by the bay.
Ooh, sick.
The best...
challenge of the whole show.
Brockel: There's nothing better
than give a tribute,
to, like,
the ultimate road dog,
P‐Stone I love you,
‐P‐Stone ‐‐ forever.
I'm gonna cry today.
Oh, my God!
[ Chanting P‐Stone! ]
We love you, P‐Stone!
---
Please do not attempt to perform
any of these stunts
or activities
in this show.
They are super dangerous,
crazy, wild, dangerous.
The stunts seen are either
performed by professionals
or under the supervision
of professionals ‐‐
Serious professionals.
This show also contains
bad language.
[ Laughter ]
Burnett: Day two was the first
full day of the competition.
Get the book.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
We got our city challenges.
‐Oh!
‐What?
Damn, dude.
Each team got to meet up
with a special local guest...
Thrasher skaters here.
...and they found out
what Sacramento's all about.
[ Cheering ]
You may eat nothing but pizza
from this point on.
Sinclair: They got you on tape,
mother...
Merlino cost us 1,000.
[ Laughter ]
Metal!
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
[ Birds chirping ]
No, you're thinking...
Ouch.
...farther away.
[ Farts ]
Oh. Did you hear that?
‐Jumping jack farts.
‐I shot a...a‐‐
I had an old‐man fart
while I was jumping jacking.
‐Shit yourself?
‐No.
After two amazing days, we're in
our third day in Sacramento.
Sorry for being late again.
I don't think that you're sorry,
'cause of the smile.
I'm not sorry.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
These are the strong
first days.
Everyone's got energy,
everyone's hyped,
especially considering some
of the challenges are really,
really crazy this year.
Dudes, just got
a text from Burndog.
‐What we got?
‐All right.
The rise
and shine challenge.
Bringing it back
from last year ‐‐
the rise and shine challenge.
This is the thing that you got
to do before anything else ‐‐
no coffee,
no donuts, no bagels.
Before you get in the van,
you got to knock out
the rise and shine challenge
to get 50 points.
"These must be accomplished
first thing in the morning
before you do anything else."
Someone has to eat
the pickled pig's foot.
I mean, it can't be that bad.
Like, I already drank it.
‐He might need some bourbon.
‐He's already warmed up to it.
Let's go get the pig's foot
and then hit the streets.
Man: Let's go get ya‐yummy
breakfast for somebody.
Hopefully they got it.
Oh, I guess
it'd be canned meat.
There's canned meat.
How's Corey breakfast
about to be?
There's nothing
I'm afraid to do.
I mean, I think it's
all part of the trip.
I guess this is
what I do now.
‐Ohh.
‐Ohh.
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
That's one, right?
All right.
♪ Maybe there will be a time ♪
Let's get the...
day started.
Oh, here they come.
♪ For what
you're going through ♪
Six, five, four.
Zion.
[ Laughter ]
Zion will be the one to do the
weird miscellaneous challenges
that people that either
have girlfriends
or wives or whatever ‐‐
I mean, like,
"Uh, I don't know."
[ Gags ] I don't have
a girlfriend, but...
My family's gonna be
watching, but whatever.
I don't care.
♪ I won't be
doing the hurting ♪
♪ When you go ♪
♪ The one who's
hurting is you. ♪
‐Yuck.
‐You're gonna want this.
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
Breakfast
of...champion.
I told them that I'll do
all the challenges
that they don't want to do.
That's it?
Boring challenge.
This one's...
‐That one's gross.
I don't care about being dirty
or, like, eating gross stuff.
♪ When you go ♪
♪ The one who's
hurting is you ♪
50 points.
Come on, Burnett.
That's all you got?
Let's go!
‐Lubing up?
‐LUBRIDERM.
What challenge is this?
Uh, it's a miscellaneous.
Rub 13 ounces of Vaseline
in my hair ‐‐
12 hours.
Dude, you're gonna
look...
Dude. Dude, this is
gonna be gnarly.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Look up for a sec.
You're gonna have
to skate like that.
There you go.
Yeah, just blob it on.
I'm trying, but it's just ‐‐
[ Laughter ]
Ah, that's so much
Vaseline, bro.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my...God.
Uh, yo, there's too much.
Run your fingers
through it.
♪♪
I thought my hair was
a little...up.
Oh, my God.
We got to get a photo of ‐‐
‐You think it's gonna dry?
‐We'll put a beanie on you.
‐Dunk your head.
‐Yo, what time is it?
I'm gonna start
at 12 hours. Go.
Who wants a high five.
‐Let's do it.
‐Ahh!
‐[ Laughs ]
Look at that. What the...?
What the...?
I'm just gonna rock it.
Okay.
All right.
Unless it, like...
up my skating.
Then I'm gonna
put a beanie on.
Nothing can...up
your skating.
Yeah, nothing.
♪♪
Dude, the peanut toss is
low‐key, gonna be kinda hard.
Everyone just open
your mouth.
Everyone.
[ Laughter ]
To your left.
‐My left. All right.
‐To your left.
A little lower ‐‐
that was perfect.
‐Ahh!
‐...
It hit his tongue.
[ Laughter ]
...
All right, first try
on the highway ‐‐ let's get it.
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
That is so...hard
to throw that shit.
[ Cheering ]
That was really...
precise.
Today's Sunday.
Weekend in a killer
skate town like Sacto,
they're gonna be hitting the
streets looking for handrails,
looking to knock stuff
out of the book.
Olson: My left ear's just,
like, clogged.
♪♪
Yeah!
Jack's won, like,
every Am Contest there is.
All, like, flip tricks and the
handrails and all that shit ‐‐
He can do that every try.
Like, he's a...skate rat.
He wants to go pro
one day, you know?
I mean, he's got
something to prove.
He's trying to...
come up.
♪♪
Whoo.
[ Cheering, whistling ]
I know Jack knows all about
King of the Road.
He's studied this
as a kid growing up.
He knows that such
a high‐profile seat
in the van could be his gateway
to the big leagues.
♪♪
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Yeah, Jack.
I'm definitely gonna eat
a little mushrooms,
get our session on.
Evan Smith is
exploring the limits
of consciousness over here.
He's definitely on his own trip,
and it's amazing to watch.
He's seemingly
powered by rainbows.
In the beginning, I thought
that it was kind of strange
for somebody to eat
that many mushrooms...
[ Laughs ]
...but hasn't seemed to
slow him down at all.
♪♪
King of the Road is like
a full mind‐body‐spirt test.
[ Echoing ] Your spirit's
just tethered to you,
and then there's your
physical body outside that.
King of the Road's
correspondence with the cosmos
wouldn't be as in‐depth
as you would imagine.
It'd be like the repercussions
of a star after it...
You know, you'd sit there,
you'd watch it expand,
and eventually the light
would be gone,
because there's just space,
and then everyone
will just dissipate back
into the nothingness.
[ Normal voice ]
If that has any correlation
with your question,
then you can use that.
♪♪
Yeah!
Ye‐haha‐ah!
Yeah!
Oh, Evan must've taken some,
like, seriously magic mushrooms,
'cause he's just
on fire right now.
He's just not stopping.
‐Don't hit my head, Evan.
‐[ Laughs ]
This is it, baby.
You got it.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
‐Yes!
‐Yeah!
Yeah!
[ Slow motion ] [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Huh! Oh!
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐Pound it! Pound it!
20 points.
♪♪
...yeah, Mason.
Yes.
Hey! You got to check
that shit out the book.
♪♪
Eating things from the trash.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
I want to be the dude
that eats the grosses shit.
I think
you're on your way.
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
‐Yes!
‐I can't believe it worked.
I can't believe it!
♪♪
Mother...Ugh!
Ugh, I've been sacking
so much lately!
Ahh!
[ Groans ]
Nyjah just sacked the rail.
Uh, it's pretty funny.
[ Chuckles ]
...you. Ahh.
Ahh. Ohh.
Next on "King of the Road"...
It's just internally
so bruised.
I'd never seen
someone fall so hard.
He takes some slams.
Injuries like that,
they just linger, you know?
It's obviously
only getting worse.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪♪
Sinclair: This is day three.
They've blessed us with ‐‐
all day of street skating,
so now we're trying
to hit the real shit.
Dudes are a little
sore right now.
They've been skating hard,
but they haven't hit
the streets yet, so...
It's, like, this is
a crucial day.
‐Two, huh?
‐Yeah.
‐On each side, right?
‐Yeah.
Sinclair:
Our filmer Don Luong ‐‐
He's an amazing filmmaker,
and, uh, I'm stoked
he's with us.
Don is, like, with these guys
every day in the street.
They trust Don
with their lives.
They trust Don
with their video parts.
It's really important, like ‐‐
that he, like,
is that close to us.
And he's, like,
one of our best friends,
so, like,
it's even cooler.
He's like the glue for the team.
...yeah, Dakota ‐‐
right here.
♪♪
Oh! Yes! Yeah!
‐Holy shit.
‐Check it off.
Mark that shit off.
...
Definitely we're the underdog,
just as far as, you know,
all the other teams.
They're living good off
skating, you know,
and we were all just trying
to get a presence
in skating again ‐‐
like, show people like,
"Whoa, like, the Foundation team
is ‐‐ they're here," you know?
♪♪
‐Yeah, Cole.
‐I want the cover.
Not me personally ‐‐
I want us to have the cover.
I want Foundation to be,
like, phew, right there.
Luong: I mean, we're gonna try
our asses off,
and as far as, like,
the skill level
and just the gnar‐ness
in skating.
Like, I definitely think
we stand a fighting chance.
♪♪
‐Cole is pulling away.
‐Yeah, Cole.
It's a...battle
right there, bud. Mm.
That was awesome.
‐Yeah.
‐Ohh!
‐Shit, Glick.
Hand me the van
keys, Mike.
What deck ‐‐ that's ‐‐
that the deck you're riding?
Is it the same graphic?
‐Yeah.
♪♪
I tried to tell you, bud.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Yes!
Wow! Wo‐o‐ow!
‐Holy shit.
‐Wow.
‐...yeah.
‐You...rule.
That was so...man.
That looked so casual.
You did good, kid.
Not bad.
Keep it going, though.
[ Dog whining ]
Matthews: I think there's
a Hall of Meat challenge.
So, Nyjah just sacked it.
Father...
I know. We're gonna need
to get you, like,
an old person's toilet‐seat
donut for you to sit on.
I didn't even hit my balls.
I just, like ‐‐
full, left ass cheek.
It's just internally
so bruised and stiff.
Nyjah's a Huston.
Beast.
He takes some slams.
♪♪
Ow...
That's pure inspiration, man.
I've never seen
someone fall so hard
and get up and go to the top
and do it again.
♪♪
Whoo!
It's hardest part about
the trip, to be honest.
You just get so sore so fast.
Last time, I was just so worked
by the end of the trip,
so I definitely got to
pace myself this time.
♪♪
We're at up ‐‐
above the bar in Sacramento
doing bump to bar challenges.
‐Yeah!
‐Back one, baby. Back one.
20 points for Mason.
♪♪
...
♪ Why? ♪
...
♪ Don't take off
your red shoes? ♪
♪ So we can end ♪
♪ Our night well spent ♪
Yeah!
♪ Why don't you say? ♪
‐[ Whistles ]
‐Yeah!
Hell yeah!
♪ What's on your mind? ♪
♪ I won't run away ♪
♪ I won't turn away ♪
♪♪
Yeah, Evan.
♪♪
[ Metal clanks ]
‐You heard it?
‐Yeah.
‐It bonked, right?
‐Yeah.
Evan just going like this,
just checking off the points.
He's on one.
I think he's gonna be
the guy from our team
that's gonna be the MVP,
for sure.
♪ When morning comes our way ♪
Man: Oh!
In 2014,
we unveiled the challenge
where you got to land on top
of another board and roll away.
This is one of those things that
you would think is impossible,
but people have flipped into it,
gone off handrails.
It's only worth 30,
but this trick is messed up.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Whoo!
♪♪
Oh!
♪ Sitting by my side ♪
‐Oh!
‐That's sketchy, dude.
So sketchy.
♪ I won't turn away ♪
♪ Won't turn away ♪
Whoa!
♪ Won't turn away ♪
Huston: Dude, it's just so hard.
You got to land, like,
perfect on the board.
But, uh I think he's got it.
Evan can do anything, you know?
Same spot.
♪♪
Oh! Yes!
‐Wow!
‐Yeah!
♪♪
‐Yeah! ‐Whoo!
‐Yes.
‐That was tight!
Smith: I had to see people do
the land on the other board,
and that is, like,
the craziest thing to me.
♪ I'll be here to stay ♪
It's just, like,
a miracle how it works.
So that experience
is really, really wild.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
First official street spot
that we've gotten to skate.
This is where we want to be at.
Get some stuff knocked out
quick, and then keep it moving.
Back‐to‐back, first try.
♪ What a sophisticated space ♪
♪ What a well‐educated
population ♪
‐You okay?
‐Yeah, I'm all right.
♪ What socialite
would go donate? ♪
Yeah!
♪ What it takes to own
this place for 60 days ♪
Nine‐set rail, check.
Back‐lip, check.
Crooked grind. Let's get it.
If I don't get it, back me up.
...it.
♪ There's a collection
of a space that puts on ♪
♪ Banquets that I have
vice‐reported on ♪
‐Yeah.
‐[ Whistles ]
Yeah.
Yeah, Jack.
♪ That your place is never
to fill anything at all ♪
‐Yeah, Jack.
‐Yeah.
‐Well done.
‐Yeah
‐You haven't done that?
‐No.
♪♪
Oh!
I'm gonna try
this double... too.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Double... What the...?
Yeah, it's...weird,
'cause you never know
if you're gonna ‐‐
if it's gonna flip
or just, like, 3‐shove.
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
Let's go! Whoo!
Give that another
50 points.
...yeah.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh, damn,
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
...yeah.
Check.
Right now we're just
in front of the double set
that adds up to,
like, nine stairs.
So Kyle's gonna try
to get this frontside lip.
I think he's got it
first try, probably.
He's ollieing it
so mellow.
Kyle Walker ‐‐ Thrasher
Skater of the Year.
He jumps on the biggest
handrails ever.
Brock: Yeah, just that 50‐50
in that kink rail.
You look at that, you're like,
"That's not doable."
Brockel: Ka‐ding, ka‐ding.
When the...
is this rail gonna end?
Like, it was nuts.
Highest, longest most ‐‐
We'll have his name
on it for sure.
Let's get it.
Right here, Kyle.
[ Whistles, applause ]
Go Kyle.
♪♪
‐Whoa!
‐Oh!
‐...yeah, Kyle.
‐Damn.
That was sick.
♪♪
‐Oh‐hoo.
‐Whoo.
Wow...points.
Not a problem.
I'm not always, like,
"Oh...I need that
King of the Road,
like, trophy,"
you know,
but we're on it again,
so we might as well have that
mentality ‐‐ get it going.
50 points.
‐...yeah, guy.
‐That was awesome, man.
[ Laughter ]
Check.
Next on "King of the Road"...
Burnett: I heard through the
grapevine that there's pranks
going on with Nick Merlino.
Sinclair:
We're gonna...up Nick
every day and not tell him.
He's gonna rack up
1,000 points in his mind,
and he's got nothing.
‐200 points, Mike.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
It's too easy for him.
Yeah, Glick.
One and done.
Right here, Nick.
♪♪
You're good.
It's going, it's going.
‐...
‐[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Yeah, Glick.
‐Now it's right there.
‐It's coming.
Left.
Ahh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Horn honks ]
‐Wow!
‐He...did it!
[ Dog barking ]
‐Yeah, right.
‐Ow!
‐Dude, that was insane.
‐Are you all right?
♪♪
[ Dog barking ]
Wilson: Walter, come!
We have to get a parent
in the car for eight hours,
and the best parent I can
think of will be Nick's dad.
Do you want to FaceTime?
Yeah. Let's do it.
Let's do it up.
Hello.
All right, that's fine,
Dad, but ‐‐
but that's not
important ‐‐ as this.
We need to fly you out
to California.
You need to spend eight hours
in the van with us.
Can you do that?
Tonight ‐‐
can he get here tonight?
C‐‐ Can you ‐‐
Can we fly you out tonight?
Well, what do you
got to do?
Dad, calm the...down.
Jesus Christ.
‐[ Laughs ]
That's my dad right there.
He's...crazy, man.
‐Oh, man, Nick Sr.
‐He's...crazy.
I hope he makes it out.
Should we call him again
just to...with him?
‐To piss him off? Let's try it.
‐Yeah.
Are you gonna be able to hear
him with all the skating or no?
Turn it up
as loud as you can.
Okay. Uh, so...
so, will you be
available for three days?
[ Laughter ]
Can we give Nick Sr.
a board on Foundation?
Yes, please.
Does he get board royalties?
‐Yes, he does.
‐Sick.
He'll be so down for this. Like,
"Dad, I got some money for you."
We're gonna make you
a pro model,
we're gonna
give you royalties.
He's gonna be pissed when
he sees the royalty report.
"I got to pay, uh,
taxes on this, a 1099?
How do I pay taxes
on $32, Mike?
I‐I want
to talk to..., Mike.
Put him on the phone.
Thank you."
If Nick Sr.
makes it out of here,
will you skate naked
in front of him?
I guess. I mean, shit.
‐Yeah.
‐Maybe. Yeah.
"Nick ‐‐ Nick,
I got to crap."
I hope to God Nick Sr.
shits in the van.
He'll be psyched.
I think he'll do it.
I'll check into a hotel
with him with ‐‐
with the wigs on.
‐That's perfect.
"We need a room.
Give us a...room now.
This is my son."
Yeah. That's perfect, Nick.
I like that idea.
Yeah. Me, too.
[ Dog whines ]
Hey, Nick, there's
some piercing right there
we could get ourselves into.
‐Ah, let's get it, Nick.
I need like ‐‐ like a little,
like, shot of whiskey before.
‐We got that, Nick.
‐We got that.
Uh, so we're here
at Exotic Body.
I'm getting my lip pieced
and my nipple pierced ‐‐
er, my bellybutton pierced.
50 for the lip,
150 for the bellybutton.
Let's do it.
Sounds good to me.
[ Laughs ]
If there's one person that is
gonna fall for a prank...
‐Oh, shit.
‐...it's Nick Merlino.
I heard through the grapevine
that there's a lot of pranks
going on with Nick Merlino
who might be
the greatest prank target
in King of the Road history.
You may remember from
a few years back on Dekline
when Sinclair pretended
to kick him off the team.
What's g‐‐
What's going on, man?
It's just, um,
ah, some weird shit
I got to talk to you about,
though, if you're down.
I got to let you go, Nick.
Basically we're on
"King of the Road"
and one of the challenges is to
prank call a pro skateboarder.
You're still on Foundation
and Dekline, Nick.
Well, how it started was,
like, we were like,
"Oh, Nick, let's do
lip piercing."
And he's like, "All right,"
and then Dakota just
"Get your bellybutton,
too."
"That's in the book
right next to 150."
He's like, "I'll do it."
So we're getting it
at the belly button,
and then we're gonna...up
Nick every single day
and not tell him.
He's gonna rack up, like,
1,000 points in his mind,
and he's got nothing.
Hey, Nicky.
‐Mikey, boy.
♪ You asked me ♪
♪ When I'll become president ♪
Yeah, Nick!
Mellow, dude.
Let me get the first
look at that, man.
Campbell: He didn't look
in the book one time.
He just didn't know
what was going on,
and whatever you told him
he would just do.
♪ Well, anything you ask me ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ I just gotta do ♪
It sucked doing it,
but it was just, like ‐‐
you know, I know
it's for the points.
‐We don't. We never.
‐Okay.
‐We don't tell him nothing.
‐Okay.
‐200 points, Mike.
‐All the points, Nick.
All the points right there.
Next on "King of the Road"...
What do you guys
think of this?
Oh, God damn it.
Oh.
You mother...
Wait, wait ‐‐ Why is there two
set of cuffs, though.
‐Oh, shit.
‐What?
♪ Yeah ♪
‐Hey, uh, Sam?
‐Yeah?
Did you get that text?
All right, we got
to get out the van.
We just got
a Burndog text.
"Your next special challenge
is being held
by your photographer."
♪♪
Rhino.
Open her up.
‐Dude, this thing's heavy.
‐Just a random challenge?
‐Sam ‐‐ What?
‐Oh, no.
What, you've been holding
out this whole time?
‐Spy. Sam's a spy, dude.
‐Dude.
‐What the...?
‐Sam's a spy.
What do you guys
think of this?
‐...dude. I don't ‐‐
‐Any guesses?
Oh, Goddamn.
Ohh. You mother...
Back by popular demand,
for us anyway,
the handcuff challenge.
"The return of the
Handcuff Challenge ‐‐
nominate two teammates"...
..." To be handcuffed
together until
10:00 A. M.
tomorrow morning."
Oh, no.
"Team manager
holds the keys."
"Early removal of cuffs,
failure to participate,
carries an automatic
300‐point deduction."
We did the Handcuff Challenge
last time for the first time ‐‐
I didn't think anyone
was gonna do it.
They all did it,
and hilarity ensued.
♪♪
We had some great
team‐building moments.
Foy,
I'm washing my butthole.
Cool.
Good luck with that.
David up in that tree...
I...hate this!
They were dropping in
at skate parks,
they were sharing
sleeping bags,
and in the end
it turned out
to be one of the most
popular challenges.
That's why we had to bring
it back with a twist.
Wait, wait ‐‐ Why is there two
set of cuffs, though.
‐Oh.
‐Oh, shit.
‐What?
"New for season 3 ‐‐
Handcuff three teammates
together until 10:00 A. M.
tomorrow morning
and earn 300 points."
That's right ‐‐
If you agree to handcuff
three of these guys together
and do the challenges,
you get double the points.
‐For how long?
‐Till 10:00.
Till 10:00?
Element's definitely
gonna do ‐‐ Three it is.
Yeah, I feel like
the other teams will do three.
They're gonna be so paranoid
that one of the other
teams is gonna do it,
I wouldn't be surprised
if all three teams do it.
Oh, Nyjah, you should do it,
'cause you're hurt.
Go on the outside, though.
And then Tyson go in
the middle ‐‐
Double up.
Who else is getting cuffed?
Nyjah didn't want
to do it.
‐Not it. Middle.
‐I'm not going in the middle.
I hope Zion doesn't
have to take a shit.
[ Laughter ]
Corey, Aidan, Dakota.
I'm, like, scared a little bit.
Go ‐‐ go as loose
as you can.
‐There.
‐This is...
You better do some
shit tonight, Nyjah.
The strategy is to get
as many points as possible.
Man: This is so...sick.
♪♪
‐...you.
‐[ Laughs ] ...you.
[ Urinating ]
‐You got to pee?
‐You ‐‐ you need to pee, too?
‐Not really.
‐We got you if you need to.
Are they all
peeing together?
‐Yeah.
‐Sick.
This is gonna
be weird, huh?
[ Door Squeaking ]
Don't get caught up, man.
...easy peasy.
I'm trying to earn
as many points as I can.
So, you get extra points
for every challenge
with three people
instead of two...
Put my foot on ‐‐
...and we're gonna do
the Staple Gun Challenge
on a five‐foot quarter pipe
and hopefully get these points.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
‐[ Groans ]
‐You good?
‐My ass.
It's 100 points,
players.
♪♪
‐[ Groans ]
‐[ Laughs ]
Dude, you guys got it.
That was it.
Yeah. Next...one.
100 points, Nicky.
‐I like that.
‐Lock it up.
Boys, boys, boys, boys.
♪ Our engine starts again ♪
♪ We'll take it to the end ♪
[ cheering ]
♪ Our engine starts again ♪
You guys did that quick, too.
‐That was...weak sauce.
‐God damn it.
That's 100 points right there.
Now we're trying to do
the manual challenge, handcuffs,
which is one manual kickflip,
one kickflip manual,
and one manual.
That manny, baby.
‐All right, let's go.
♪♪
Really, really close.
Oh, I got to tie my shoes.
Give me ‐‐
Whoa, whoa!
Wrong side, homey.
Dude, Glick's got it
the worst, man.
Being in the middle...
sucked.
I was just like a puppet.
I just basically, like,
getting pulled both ways
and...my wrist up.
♪♪
Oh, my God.
...dude.
That was it.
♪♪
Yeah!
♪ Our engines starts again ♪
That was another 100 points.
They got the manual challenge.
Next we're going bowling,
and then Cole's gonna drive
a double kink, triple kink,
possibly a quadruple kink.
We'll see how it goes.
Hey, well, let's ‐‐
let's bowl it up, man.
Let's get them strikes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Next on "King of the Road"...
♪ Yeah ♪
All right,
it's...cold.
Yeah, let's get
this shit over with.
Get out of here.
You don't need to film that.
I'm not peeing, brah.
[ Farting ]
Dude, that is so loud.
[ Laughter ]
I'm...done
with this shit.
Foundation was here just,
like, a couple hours ago,
and they did the manual
challenge and the Staple Gun.
But that just makes us
more fired up to do it also.
Get it, boys!
♪♪
‐Ohh!
‐Ohh! Bullshit.
♪♪
‐Whoa!
‐Yeah!
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
Ahh...
Dude.
♪ Snare in the shade ♪
[ Cheering ]
[ Laughter ]
♪ And you go trippin' ♪
♪ 'Cause you don't see it ♪
It's hard to eat bites.
It makes me want
to throw up.
Wish we could've
practiced these tricks
before getting in
handcuffs together.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Ohh!
Dude, this sucks.
Something I never
thought I would do
would get handcuffed
to two people for 24 hours.
That...that.
I'll never do that again.
‐Oh!
‐Shit!
♪ You can always see them ♪
♪ 'Cause you're always
on your back ♪
Yeah!
‐...yeah.
‐It's super heavy.
It's only 20 points.
It's only 20 points?
Hey, this is 300,
and we're just chillin'.
‐Wow, rub it in, Mason.
‐Why would I want to ‐‐
Rub it in.
♪♪
Dude!
Damn it!
It's cold.
‐All right, guys.
‐You want to do the honors?
There we go.
There's my hole.
[ Laughter ]
You got it. This one.
♪♪
Oh!
Hell yeah.
[ Cheering ]
You got to lick it
off the floor after,
because you left some.
Oh! Do not do that, dude.
That's your puke.
Oh, grossest thing eaten.
[ Laughs ]
♪ Snare in the shade ♪
[ Grunts ]
[ Coughs]
[ Laughter ]
♪ And you go trippin' ♪
Just don't look ‐‐
don't look.
That's it.
Well, that's over.
‐What's next?
Where are we going now?
‐Bowling alley!
[ Pins clatter ]
Glick:
We're gonna find some balls
that are light enough
for us to go for it.
What is that?
‐An 8.
An 8. That's nice.
For the next challenge,
all three guys
got to roll a strike
at the same time
at the bowling alley.
So, Glick gets
Dakota's limp wrist
and Aidan has to
do it left handed.
That'll be tough.
But we got food and bevs
and we're bowling.
One, two, three.
‐...
‐That's it. I got it.
...
This was not ‐‐
This is gonna take all night.
♪♪
Uh‐oh.
Here we go.
We just got to get lucky.
That's what it is.
That was almost it, dude.
♪♪
Dude...
bowling, dude.
♪♪
‐...
‐There we go.
‐...
‐I didn't do it.
Oh...me.
‐...
‐...
Burnett: This thing we thought
would be, like,
a good laugh,
a provisional gag.
These guys are posted up
in there for three hours.
Apse: We're gonna be here
for...so long.
I...hate bowling.
All right, let's just
get strikes right here.
Mine's a strike
‐Ahh!
‐I‐I called mine.
I knew right when I bowled
it that that one's it.
Cheers.
...
And we both got it.
That's...two.
A couple of them got
the double strike,
which was still worth points,
but turns out the triple strike
is really, really hard.
Man: Right here, you guys!
Get it!
‐Oh, my God!
‐Mother...
What the...?
Turns out the triple strike
is damn near impossible.
We should...give up.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the worst
night of my life.
‐Light it up.
‐Ah, damn...
[ Farting ]
Ew!
He...shit himself!
[ Laughs ]
[ Farts ]
Evan Smith really does
operate in his own universe.
[ Laughing ] I did, like,
12 times in a row
That's the thing ‐‐
It's like you can't really
tell with this guy.
Where does trippy Evan end
and the trip begin?
[ Farts ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Howling ]
We are going to shit
in a chimney.
♪♪
Someone hold the ladder.
Oh!
I just pulled my groin.
Man: Oh, shit. You can go
through the house.
Oh...Well...
♪♪
I'm squeezing.
I feel like a little
turtle had to come out.
I live here, and they're
about to shit on my chimney.
[ Laughs ]
King of the Road.
‐We got a hole.
‐What if I miss the hole?
Ugh, Robbie's
squeezing right now.
[ Farting ]
Look at his arch.
Look at ‐‐
Look, he's turning red.
Hey, Robbie,
look up one time.
I told ya I didn't
have anything.
I was trying to force
something out.
Did you get it?
Did your... in there?
Like,
the tiniest little pellet.
Is ‐‐ is ‐‐
is there something?
Well, hold on, let me
pull my goddamn pants up.
Look at this...turd.
[ Laughter ]
It was handcuffs through that
four‐way shitting chimney.
It was pretty...crazy.
[ Laughs ]
Man: Hey, that was
impressive, Robbie.
‐Wow.
‐Yeah, Robbie.
‐Mission accomplished.
‐That's a wrap.
‐Yeah, Robbie.
‐Yeah, Robbie.
‐God damn.
Next on "King of the Road"...
Oh, my God.
I've never sacked a rail
so bad that I'm bleeding.
Yeah. Yeah.
I felt that one.
Damn.
♪ Yeah ♪
Just don't look
to the right, Chima.
‐All right, I'm done.
‐I'm not.
He was...
with me over here.
Sinclair:
Hey. Kyle, you want to try
a 50‐50 body varial on this?
Let's get it.
Get it, Kyle, right here!
...grind it.
Switcheroo.
What'd he say? No talking?
‐Quiet.
‐Quiet.
‐Oh, okay.
♪♪
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
Kyle, right here.
You got it, you got it.
♪♪
Oh!
Mm‐mm!
Get them...points!
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
...yes!
‐Yeah!
‐Jack!
Yeah!
Give me something.
[ Laughs ]
Whoo‐hoo!
Brock: Jack wants to try,
maybe feeble back‐lip
to try to get,
like, gnarliest handrail tick.
♪♪
Damn.
♪♪
Oh!
Damn!
Get it, Jack!
It's...pretty rad.
He's grinding the whole...
thing, and he ‐‐
at the last...
banger
going down he ‐‐
the board.
So it...is like
a video game, I'm telling ya.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh...
Ah...
Ah...
Ah.
‐Whoo!
‐You good? Run it off.
‐Run it out.
[ Grunts ]
There's not really
many ways around it.
Walker: He might have fully
sacked that shit.
Ohh.
Just your ass, though?
Literally asshole,
straight up. Like...
All right.
It's gonna...
me up, though.
Yeah, but this ‐‐
this is...up trick.
You got it, homey.
♪♪
‐Oh, my God.
‐...
♪♪
All right, I'm out again.
Man: Ohh, that one
looked worse, almost.
Brock: Jack,
your poor little balls.
I hit my ass on the rail.
Oh!
It sucked, and then I jumped
back in there, and then...
‐Oh, my God.
‐Ohh.
...fully sacked the rail,
probably the worst
I've ever sacked a rail.
Got some cuts for sure.
Uh...
got one on my leg
and one on ‐‐
on my sack.
And I watched it slow motion.
From, like, the second I popped,
I was like, "Here we go again."
He's gonna be feeling
that one in the morning.
I felt that one.
Shit.
Sinclair: Everywhere
I look I just saw ass cheeks ‐‐
everywhere I look.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I think we got this.
One of the...up
challenges ‐‐
skate a kinked rail
more than 15 stairs,
and then also get a trick naked,
covered in shaving cream ‐‐
50 extra points for the filmer
filming the trick...
naked, covered in shaving cream.
Don's job is to make these guys
look as best as they can look,
and he does a phenomenal
job at that.
You need a lot
on your legs, bud.
No, no, no, no ‐‐
not on the legs.
You need ‐‐ What do you mean?
You need it everywhere.
Yeah, you did not
the right thing.
He has a certain way of, like,
getting the dudes hyped up
and getting them sparked
and getting to do stuff
that they may
or may not do on their own.
He's just this wizard
of a guy in the back
that's making this stuff
happen that you don't see.
[ Laughter ]
Don the filmer getting naked
does add additional points
to this challenge.
Nick and the chain gang
decided to join us for free.
Bonus points,
mystery points, maybe?
[ Laughs ]
‐You shirt on?
‐Yeah, why ‐‐
Ow! Dude.
Yeah, this isn't what I had
in mind when I took the job.
There's ‐‐ there's good days at
work, there's bad days at work.
We're writing this one off
as a bad day.
♪♪
He is a little bad boy.
Hopefully we win.
It's what it takes to think.
♪♪
Ooh‐ho‐ho‐ho‐ho‐ho!
I told these guys
to take matters
into their own hand to win
King of the Road,
and this is what I get.
♪♪
‐Yes!
‐Yes!
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Chain gang, baby!
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
‐My clothes.
‐We got it.
It's a good day at work.
Good job, Cole.
Good job, chain gang.
Good job, Nicky.
♪♪
♪♪
On the next
"King of the Road"...
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
Burnett: It's day four
of the competition...
Oh, that's so yucky.
...and these guys
are in for a treat.
Man: Louie!
‐That's it!
‐Yeah!
Sinclair:
We meet up with Jake Phelps
in this city by the bay.
Ooh, sick.
The best...
challenge of the whole show.
Brockel: There's nothing better
than give a tribute,
to, like,
the ultimate road dog,
P‐Stone I love you,
‐P‐Stone ‐‐ forever.
I'm gonna cry today.
Oh, my God!
[ Chanting P‐Stone! ]
We love you, P‐Stone!