King of the Road (2016-…): Season 3, Episode 2 - Death by Pizza - full transcript
Foundation can only eat pizza, which Nick promptly forgets. Element hits insane terrain with Cardiel while Real revisits the 90s and gigantic pants with Mike Carroll and Chico.
Are you wondering how healthy the food you are eating is? Check it - foodval.com
---
Please do not attempt to perform
any of these stunts
or activities in this show.
They are super dangerous,
crazy‐wild dangerous.
The stunts seen are either
performed by professionals
or under the supervision
of professionals,
serious professionals.
This show also contains
bad language.
Season three, "King of the
Road," and we're back.
Welcome, mother...
Let's do this.
We've got Real Skateboards...
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
...Element...
Oh!
...and the underdogs,
Foundation.
Merlino: ...the other teams.
We're gonna...
win this shit.
Are you ready for
"King of the Road"?
‐Bring it!
‐Yeah!
We got the...book.
Burnett:
We're gonna throw everything
but the kitchen sink at them.
‐Someone is gonna get married.
‐What the...
Who knows what's gonna happen?
[ Men cheering ]
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
Brock: So what'd you end up
doing last night?
Last night,
I slept in the tub.
Night, Dan.
And it was actually
pretty good.
It was magical.
It was a Jacuzzi tub.
Ooh. I be living.
It's day two, and it's the first
full day of the competition.
Yesterday, they got
their first city.
Your next city ‐‐ sunny
Sacramento, California.
‐Yeah.
‐There we go.
"You will receive
the city challenges
tomorrow morning at 10:00 a. m."
...We got to get it.
"Drive careful.
It's...snowing
on the way there."
♪♪
[ Horn honks ]
Burnett: They went over Donner
Pass in a full snowstorm,
icy roads, harsh conditions,
but today, the sky is clear,
ready to skate.
‐Oh, my God!
‐Dude.
I honestly didn't know
that was gonna happen.
That was awesome.
Burnett: Yesterday, Foundation
stepped it up in a big way.
Aidan and Cole got married.
I got married, and it was,
like, a year of planning.
It was a lot of...money.
This was, like, walked
right into the chapel,
signed the paperwork.
Everything was legal.
Merlino was the flower girl.
It was a beautiful ceremony.
‐Whoo.
‐Whoo.
For the honeymoon, we drank
a lot in the van.
We did it!
A lot of champagne,
vodka, whiskey, beer,
light beer, dark beer.
‐How was last night?
‐We got drunk, Mike.
I have not told my folks
about getting hitched.
I'm sure they'd be psyched.
Burnett:
Today, we got city challenges.
Each team is gonna
get to meet up
with a special local guest
and find out what
Sacramento is all about.
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
The text that just came
through from Burndog,
"All hail Cardiel."
‐Cardiel challenges.
‐Sick.
Oh, shit.
"You are in the legendary skater
John Cardiel's hometown.
Pay homage to the 1992
Skater of the Year."
‐Get buck.
‐Gnarly.
‐Did we get the challenges?
‐Oh, shit. Yeah, I got them.
"Meet up with infamous EMB OG
Mike Carroll and Chico Brenes."
‐No way.
‐Yeah.
‐Damn.
"Relive the era when
wheels were small,
pants were huge and
skateboarding was reinvented."
Sinclair: We got our
Sacramento city challenges.
"Pizza with pizza.
Today you will meet up
with Sacramento's Pizza
Skateboard Crew.
You may eat nothing
but pizza from this point on
until 8:00 a. m. tomorrow."
‐Tomorrow.
‐Damn.
‐God damn.
Burnett:
The Pizza Skateboards Crew
is a group of local guys
who made a company,
made boards and are
making it happen.
They're going to three different
spots for special challenges,
and for the next 24 hours,
they can eat nothing but pizza.
They love flat bars.
I love pizza.
So it's gonna be a good day.
Day two.
Yeah.
[ Italian music playing ]
What's up, guys?
My name is Cole.
‐Geno. Geno.
‐Nice to meet you, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to...Pizza.
Yeah, good to be here.
You can do the
flat‐bar challenges.
Burnett: When you think
of Pizza Skateboards,
you think of Pizza
superstar Michael Pulizzi.
He's doing insane combos.
He's jumping from bar to bar.
The foundation guys, as you
know, are handrail maniacs,
so this flat‐bar challenge
should be right up their alley.
That said, we're working
with three different bars
and some pretty technical stuff.
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
Roy: Where's the lovers at?
Where are the two
...newlyweds at?
I got you guys a present
because you guys are so in love,
and you guys are never
gonna get divorced ever.
‐Oh, it's a beautiful model.
‐...right.
‐You know what I mean?
‐Got a...blender.
You can blend
your love in there,
grind it all up
and drink it.
Let's make margaritas
with the Jenny. Appreciate it.
You guys are wonderful
people, man.
You guys are gonna...
stay together forever.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐I know it.
Mike, these kids ‐‐ They don't
have the hangups we had.
‐No.
‐They're just living.
I didn't know how easy
it was to get married.
‐Apparently, it's easy.
‐I mean, shit.
You wouldn't have put it off
till you were 40.
Nuh‐uh.
For our new house
together, housewarming gift.
‐Oh, yes.
‐Whoo.
♪♪
Sinclair:
Andy, get on that thing.
Oh, I wish. I wish.
In my dreams.
Yeah, yeah.
‐There it is.
‐There it is. There it is.
‐Boom.
‐Yeah.
‐Whoo.
‐He was good on that one.
I need to order
six large pizzas.
‐How many?
‐Six.
Do you have any special pizzas,
like a breakfast
pizza or something?
Man: We do not.
Sausage, egg and cheese pizza,
do you have that one?
‐We don't have eggs, sir.
‐Don't have eggs.
I know that he suffers
on these trips
sometimes having
to go to Whole Foods,
having to, like,
sit down at restaurants
that feature fruits
and vegetables,
so for today's challenge,
all pizza, all the time.
Nothing but pizza.
We got some special
gourmet pizzas
coming to the Pizza
headquarters.
Can't wait.
‐Oh.
‐Ooh.
‐Oh, my.
‐Whoo.
Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo!
‐It's a hard challenge, man.
‐Hey, Andy!
I'll give up my...heart
and soul for it right now.
‐All right.
‐I'll give it all I got.
I got $20.
Who's got it first?
All right.
♪♪
‐Oh.
‐Oh, shit.
‐Oh.
‐Whoo!
Come on.
Let's get this, man.
♪♪
‐Ooh.
‐Oh, my God.
‐...
‐I'mma count that.
‐Damn. That was gnarly, dude.
‐Shit.
Sinclair: That was a flip‐out.
...
I had to get one of
those out of the way...
‐Whoo.
‐...the feet over the head.
‐Oh.
‐Whoo!
♪♪
This is...crazy
how hard this is.
‐Aah.
‐Oh!
Roy: That was sick!
‐Boom!
‐Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo! Woo‐hoo‐hoo!
♪♪
Sinclair:
Still waiting on the pizzas,
so we're putting
the flat bars together.
They can do a crook feeble,
boardslide up and off the end.
‐Yes. Cole.
‐Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
♪♪
Nick, you can't eat.
‐I'm eating a...banana.
‐Pizza.
What the...are
you doing, dumb ass?
Roy: Right here.
Nick can only see
what's right in front of him.
He doesn't remember anything.
You got to tell them.
‐We should pretend.
No. They got you
on tape, mother...
‐Look at that camera.
‐Just look over there.
There's a camera there.
Tell them to cut that shit out.
Tell them to cut it out.
Cut it out?
He's so stubborn.
He listens, but I don't know
how long he retains
that information.
I think it just goes...
Just like that.
Son of a bitch.
‐What happened?
Merlino already broke
the...thing.
You can only eat pizza.
He's over here eating bananas.
...dipshit.
Like, completely
just...just...
I don't trust Nick with my keys.
I didn't invite Nick
to my wedding.
Team meeting.
You can't trust him.
‐Team meeting.
‐Team meeting.
Why don't you tell
the family what happened?
All right.
Well, I...up,
and I took
a bite of a banana
because I...
been starving.
I forgot that we had to only
eat...pizza, so...
‐We're all starving.
‐Yeah.
So none of this shit
even matters.
I think Merlino may have
cost us about 1,000 points.
Mother...dude.
I'm going to talk
to Burndog.
Hey, Nick.
We might let you off the hook
if you can puke up the banana.
I'm down.
I'll do it right now.
Come on. I'll puke with you,
son, if you got to, yeah.
Just...gag. There you go.
Just, like, deep throat.
That finger has got
to go tickle your...
[ Gagging ]
Get that banana, Nick.
Get the banana.
[ Both gagging ]
♪♪
Better get that
shit out, fool.
Where's the banana, Nick?
‐Yeah.
‐Keep going.
[ Laughter ]
There's some fruit
matter in there.
‐So are we good, Burndog?
‐Yeah.
‐Good job, Nick.
‐Good job. It's out.
Burndog let us off the hook.
Thank you.
Man #2: What are you writing
on your hand, Nick?
Pizza only because
I have a goldfish brain,
and I forget things.
Man #3:
That mother...man.
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
Did we get
those challenges?
Whew. Yeah.
So the city challenge
is very ominous.
It's just a location,
and we're all fingers crossed
on Cardiel showing up.
Today, we're gonna
surprise Element
by sending them to
meet up with a Sacramento legend
and one of the most
beloved skaters of all time.
♪♪
John Cardiel is skate
and destroy embodied.
Giant handrails, huge airs,
everything he did
was make or break, land or slam,
and he's a legend for it.
Cardiel is, like,
bigger than life really,
and so to meet the guy,
that's, like,
one off a life list
for sure for everybody.
Yeah! Yeah!
Coming with
the hillbilly vibes.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
John Cardiel is
a legend beyond time.
Having not met Cardiel and just
roll up to him at the spot
was just like,
"Wow. This is sick."
I was just, like, starstruck.
[ Laughs ]
‐Oh. Big ups, dude. Hell yeah.
‐Hey, thank you.
Burnett: I asked John
to find a special spot
that we could incorporate
a bicycle tow,
and he's like, "Dude! I got it!"
Hey, just around the corner
there's a spot,
this gnarly...spot.
You're the man. Yeah.
You guys are gonna
trip on this spot.
‐Here we go.
‐All right. So check it out.
All the way down this
...road or whatever,
and you're gonna
get to a tunnel. All right?
Burnett: When I saw it,
I couldn't believe it.
I don't know if anybody's
ever skated this thing.
This is the true meaning
of skate and destroy,
find it and grind it.
‐Dude, this is the spot.
‐I know, dude. Crazy, right?
So this is John Cardiel.
You can't say no to him.
Can you carve that shit, Andy?
Can you carve it?
I'll catch you, bro.
His idea is that
you're gonna get pulled in
by a bike for extra speed,
and then do a trick
over the tunnel.
‐Ah, ha, ha, ha!
‐Yeah.
It's gonna be a rough
ride for these guys.
This is some hairball stuff,
but if Cardiel thinks
it's possible,
it's probably possible.
Look at this spot. Insane.
I need you
to come in right here
because I got to go,
like, up this path.
Okay.
Roy: Around the world!
‐Aah!
‐Oh, my God!
‐Damn.
‐Come on, David!
Damn. Homeboy is
...hauling ass.
‐No!
‐Oh!
‐Damn, dude.
‐...
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
‐Ah.
‐Ah...
Ow.
Man, these tricks
are hard.
‐Oh.
‐...
OAre you coming in
right here?
Yeah, I got to come
in right here.
Okay.
Roy: Come on, David!
Homeboy is...hauling ass.
‐No!
‐...
Damn, dude.
You all right, dude?
Yeah, I just hit the dirt.
Silva: Tunnel spot, we never
even saw a photo of,
so when we got there,
I just see the sketchy wood
with, like, tinder
blocks underneath it,
and I was like, "I hope
I don't eat shit right now."
Roy: ...yeah. Get 'em.
‐Ah.
‐Oh...
‐You good?
‐Yeah.
...yeah.
♪♪
That's it!
‐Whoo!
‐Woo‐woo‐woo‐woo!
‐Hell yeah.
‐Mission accomplished, dude.
‐Holy...Check!
‐Sick.
Roy: All the way around.
All the way around.
Around the world.
Yes!
It's so scary once
you get up there...
Those city challenges definitely
pump me up a little more
because it was Cardiel.
It just took it
to the next level.
‐Woo‐woo‐woo‐woo!
‐Hell yeah.
...yes.
Catch that mother...
and roll away.
‐All right.
‐It's deceiving, dude,
because it's, like,
that hole starts late.
You know what I mean?
‐All right.
‐Get it. Get it. Get it.
‐Oh.
‐Yes!
‐Woo‐woo!
‐...yes, dude.
‐Damn.
‐That was sick.
That was...sick.
‐Crack it on.
‐Thanks, dude.
‐Damn.
You...handled
that shit, Dougie.
‐Thank you.
‐Yeah, boys.
Smith: I just, like,
wanted to get a trick
because Mason got
two already, and we needed,
just, to get something else,
anything that we could,
and so the only thing
I could think was possible
was skating off the top into it.
I don't...Yeah. I don't think
the majority of people
would think of this
as a skate spot.
Now Evan is going
for a kickflip in.
♪ I'm free to go ♪
♪ On my terms ♪
‐Oh, my God.
‐Dude, it looks insane, dude.
You got this shit.
Roy: ...put it down.
Put it down.
Oh, ho!
‐Nice.
‐...yeah.
‐Whoo!
Evan and Mason,
they're the...
They're holding the team
on their back.
Wow. This year's...
coder has been nectar.
This...VICE grip.
And it's only
getting started, boys.
Cardiel...You worship him.
I worship him.
He's a legend on and off
the skateboard, like,
down‐to‐earth dude.
‐It was...sick.
I didn't think they would
even make it to the top,
so they...handled it.
That was...sick.
The ollie up, too,
...was awesome.
I don't...What the...
...love you guys!
♪♪
Burnett: Today, the Real team
has the honor and privilege
of meeting up with Chico Brenes
and Mike Carroll
for Remember the '90s.
This was the time when
skateboarding was reinvented
through some of the pioneers
at the Embarcadero
in San Francisco
and the EMB crew.
They're gonna have
to get suited up
in authentic '90s gear,
small wheels, big pants,
and they're gonna have
to master a bunch of tricks
that were either invented
in that era or lived
and died a quick death
in that era.
♪♪
‐Yeah.
‐How are you?
‐Good. How are you?
‐Good. Good to see you.
You...
managing or what?
Yeah. I'm trying.
Look, I just bought a squeegee.
We're gonna...
make this happen.
Mike Carroll, him and Chico
have always been just legends.
They've had some
of the longest careers
of pro skaters in general.
I feel like everyone
of all the teams knows them
and looks up to them.
These...wheels, dude.
This is some primitive equipment
for some of these guys who were
babies when this was happening.
‐Yo.
‐Yeah.
At Embarcadero
with grit ground.
That's exactly what
we're doing, dude.
‐These are insane.
‐What year were you born?
‐1994.
‐'94?
‐Good year.
‐Yeah.
‐No shit, bro.
‐Thrasher Skater of the Year.
Here goes your guys'
'90s clothes.
‐Damn.
‐Sick.
This is how the world
was kind of dressing.
Right?
Oh, yeah. Got room
to breathe in here.
Yo.
‐Yeah.
I was looking like
a juggalo out there.
What made you guys
have the high‐waters?
Carroll: Like, you started
from when you cut them,
and you accidentally
...up,
and that was the only
pair of pants you had,
and then other people
around the world see that,
and they think
that's the style,
but they don't know
that we...up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have you
cut these down into half‐calves.
Jovontae Turner
was the first person
to basically start
cutting down the shoes
because he wanted them
to be, like, as low
as his school shoes
because all the shoes
were high tops back then.
Dude, y'all were gnarly.
Dude.
The wheels are so small.
‐Zion got it.
‐There it is.
‐Ahh!
‐Oh, there you go.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh, shit.
Man #4: Is that one of
the challenges already?
‐Oh.
‐All we need is the five.
‐Ollie five?
‐Yeah.
‐Oh.
‐Dude, I don't even think anyone
did that back then
on quarter pipes.
‐Oh.
‐Ohh.
♪♪
[ Slow motion ] Ohh!
Damn.
‐Wow.
‐That's that then.
That was, like, one of the best
ones I've ever done, I think.
Dude.
We did all
the quarter‐pipe tricks.
Okay, all the
quarter‐pipe tricks.
Man #5: Yeah, Zion did all
those in, like, a minute.
‐Sick.
‐The 3 stair.
Burnett: It's hard to believe
but jumping down stairs,
for the first 20 years
of skateboarding,
it just meant rolling off
or catching an ollie.
So this isn't gonna be
the biggest set of stairs,
but they're gonna have to do
some lost maneuvers
of that era ‐‐
late kickflips,
some late backflip flips,
kind of the style of that time
was just kick at that thing,
let it spin
and just try to land on it.
About to take it
to the streets.
The streets.
Ferguson: I grew up watching
Mike Carroll and Chico.
Getting to meet up with, like,
one of your favorite skaters
or whatever is pretty sick.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐...
‐Damn.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐You did it perfect.
‐He did it perfect.
‐180 late foot.
‐Holy shit.
Yeah, perfect.
Dude, that was amazing.
Yeah, Chima.
‐Oh.
‐Ugh.
Even though these aren't
high‐flying maneuvers,
they're kind of hard
to land consistently
because they're so weird.
How many of these
have we done?
One? We've done
one stair chair?
Yeah.
This is gonna
be our whole day.
Ow!
Man, these tricks
are hard.
I mean, this is what "King
of the Road" is all about.
It's like speed bumps.
You hit one hard.
♪ Freaking out, freaking out ♪
♪ I'm freaking out,
freaking out ♪
♪ Freaking out, freaking out ♪
♪ I'm freaking out,
freaking out ♪
♪ Freaking out, freaking out,
freaking out ♪
♪♪
♪ Just can't stop
if it's in your sight ♪
♪ Life‐long loser,
but you choose to fight ♪
♪ Even for a second
wanna feel all right ♪
♪ Freaking out, freaking out,
freaking out tonight ♪
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Man #6: You guys got to transfer
on the flat bar into the bank.
It's actually
a really gnarly spot.
It's, like, super...steep,
and the rail is bouncy.
‐Oh.
‐Oh...
Sinclair: We've been here for
about an hour already.
The flat bar is tough, man.
This is not an easy challenge.
♪ Death metal pizza ♪
Mother...dude.
♪ Extra cheese all day long ♪
‐Oh!
‐...that was gnarly, Glick.
‐Yes, whoo.
‐Pizza guy.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐We got six of them, right?
‐Yes.
‐♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐Pizzas are here.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
No, Nick.
You get back, Nick.
♪ Pizza,
pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
Oh, no, not at all.
Anything goes.
Sinclair: Here's a little slice
of heaven.
At the Pizza headquarters,
this is even better.
No. We eat vegan
Asian food every day.
Vegan skateboard
didn't sound cool, I guess.
[ Laughs ]
♪ Give me a large ♪
♪ Just one more slice ♪
Oh!
♪ Little Caesars on speed dial ♪
There you go.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐Yeah, Cole!
‐Whoo!
‐♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐Whoo!
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza ♪
‐...crazy.
‐Whoo!
...man.
Yeah, I guess.
‐What are you doing?
‐The sweat challenge.
‐Oh...
‐All right. You ready?
‐Yeah.
‐His face.
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
♪♪
Tastes like the...ocean
...just rotted and died.
I had to make it up, so...
Did he puke again?
I feel like I got
to shit and puke.
Both.
At the same time?
Same time is a challenge.
‐Is it really?
‐Yeah.
Sinclair: I thought Merlino
...us out
of 300‐plus points today,
but luckily we're back
on track feeling good.
Let's get some more pizza.
[ Burps ]
Smith: Mason, are you
fricking fired up?
‐Ah!
‐Getting fired up.
Oh, we're here. Shit.
...I'm scared.
We're getting hyped up
for this Cardiel challenge.
Burnett:
For the next challenge,
I'm sending Element to Cardiel's
famous J street rail.
John Cardiel front‐boarded
that thing over 15 years ago.
Cardiel: Whoa!
20 rail, what is this?
18, 20?
It's a 16,
but that is a...16.
Yeah, holy shit.
That's like bigger
than a 20, right?
‐Yeah, 100%.
‐You know stair counts.
This is just, like,
an intimidating rail.
Can't wait to get buckled.
Dude,
front board is insane.
This runup just keeps
getting shorter and shorter
every time I look at it.
Smith:
It's a half a push.
Yeah, half a push, and then,
like, to set up the feet.
It's got messed‐up runup.
It's skinny square,
which is known as kind
of a razor blade rail
because unlike round,
if you hit your shin on it,
it's just gonna
gash you wide open.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
Dude, it's insane.
This is, like, just skateboard
history right in front of us.
I just realized I have
a shirt of Cardiel
frontboarding this rail,
like, big photo right here,
and now I just feel
like I have to do it
because I've been wearing
that tee for, like, 5 years.
Mason is the newest pro
on a very accomplished team.
‐Give it a try.
‐All right.
Get up there
and get it.
You got this, Mason.
Burnett: He's gonna want
to prove to these guys
that he deserves
his name on a board.
Woman: Go down.
Rhin‐‐
If Rhino is ready, I'm ready.
‐Rhino is ready.
‐All right.
All right.
That is the tester.
Smith:
Yeah. It's mellow.
You can always jump off
like that and run down.
All right. Got it.
‐Yeah. You got it.
‐Get it.
Ah!
Get it.
‐Take it slow. You got it.
‐Right here.
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
You safe.
You safe.
Just like that 100 points.
Student challenge
accomplished.
No runup. You shouldn't be
able to skate this.
It's long enough without ‐‐
with a runup.
Cardiel
frontboarded that.
John, you're mental, dude.
I was so scared.
I was scared, and I'm
looking down at the landing.
He was, like,
...like this.
‐What a...beast.
‐Whoo!
‐Let's get out of here.
‐Oh, dude. That was...
Do you ‐‐ do you understand
what you just did?
‐Oh, woo!
‐Respect, dude.
Dude. That was like...
Dude, my heart was, like,
pumping on that one, like...
Cardiel,
Cardiel, I love you.
I love you, Cardiel.
Love you.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Ow!
We're jammed up by this
one...trick. It sucks.
Right now, mentally,
Zion is just in brain jail.
‐Oh.
‐Yeah.
...
♪♪
[ Barking ]
We're on the second
pizza challenge right now,
and guys got to get three tricks
transfer on the flat bar
into the bank.
Ah!
It's actually
a really gnarly spot.
It's, like, super...steep,
and the rail is,
like, super bouncy.
Woman #2: Will you be
ordering for dine‐in,
carry out or delivery?
‐Delivery, please.
‐Okay.
Can I just get
an address for delivery?
Um, I don't have
an exact address.
We have, like,
a little picnic going.
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Woo‐hoo.
Jesus, dude.
‐Yeah.
‐Whoo.
‐Wow.
‐...sick.
One down.
‐Ooh.
‐He's getting it.
‐Oh!
‐...
‐Whoa.
‐Shit!
‐You all right?
‐Yeah.
You're...gnarly.
God. I'm bummed.
I can't...do
anything on a skateboard,
but I can do all the...
dumb shit like eat flies
and...stupid shit.
It's pissing me off,
...hurting my soul.
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah.
♪♪
‐That was insane.
‐Wow!
That was awesome.
So Cole Wilson,
kickflip 50‐50 transfer.
City challenge number two done.
Scary spot.
It's...scary.
This is the last
trick of the ditch
is to actually have
the pizza show up.
Pizza crew, more pizza.
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
No such thing
as a bad piece of pizza.
♪ Pizza man, he delivers ♪
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
It burns.
Roy: And then
kind of go like that.
Push, boom.
You got it. Get going.
There you go.
Then go like that.
See how wide?
Yeah.
There you go.
Can you kind of tell
how it is?
‐Oh, yeah, kind of, yeah.
‐It's just little guys.
Yeah.
This is my childhood
right now.
‐Yeah?
‐Yeah.
Hell yeah.
♪♪
Stolling: You've done
one stair trick?
Dude, out of how many,
four or five?
I think we have four.
Triple flip and ollie
front foot flip,
and the shove it.
How am I looking, Dan?
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
I low‐key love my hair
getting played with,
so don't mind me.
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
‐Oh, yes.
‐Oh, triple.
‐Yeah.
Ooh.
All right.
‐Oh!
‐Yes!
‐Good, man.
‐Hell yeah.
‐Chim ‐‐
‐That's the best.
‐But the...
‐What's up, Mike?
Am I looking all right?
Let me get a photo
of you, too, dude.
♪♪
Hard to see my board
in these...pants, dude.
All right. Right here.
Back to back.
Burnett: Mike Carroll was Skater
of the Year in 1994,
the year that Kyle Walker,
our 2016
Skater of the Year, was born.
Is it harder with
the braids or easier?
Oh, no, it's easier,
for sure.
Yeah?
And then there
they are side by side
trying to figure out this nollie
late foot flip
down the three stair.
Damn.
Yeah, that was wild.
I was skating with Mike,
dressed exactly like him
from '94, you know?
He was probably
looking at me like,
"This is weird.
This is crazy."
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I've got time
to pick up your line ♪
Walker: Just like then.
♪ I've got time
to make up my mind ♪
‐Oh, my gosh.
‐That was the craziest flip.
♪ Mind ♪
♪ Watching bubbles floating up
to the surface, baby ♪
♪ Flick your finger
in the air ♪
♪ Just because
it is your birthday ♪
When we were doing
all of this
or just trying it
because it was all new,
and just trying
to figure it out.
That's how the noseslide
flip came about,
but it's basically
an accidental pressure flip.
That's how we learned stuff,
accidentally.
Yeah.
♪ I've got time
to make up my mind ♪
‐Go, Jack.
‐I'm taking that.
Oh!
We just have the slappy
noselide crook, noseslide crook.
Yeah, so we have one trick left,
and it's the most...up one.
‐Oh, backside bluntslide.
‐Jack, land that shit.
‐Yeah.
‐Whoa.
Brock;
Ha...first ride.
It's only 20,
but points are points.
‐Whoo!
‐Go mark it off.
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐That's a make.
‐That's good?
Yeah!
Man #7: How they doing on
the challenges here?
‐Pretty good.
‐Yeah?
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah!
‐We're doing even better now.
‐Good job.
‐Yeah, Jack.
‐Check!
Yeah, we just
got 300 points,
but Carroll is claiming
we need to get 1,000 a day,
so we got a little bit
more work to do today.
‐Oh.
‐Ow!
The thing about some of
these technical moves
is they were done one time
on camera 25 years ago,
and now we're dragging
them out again
asking these guys to land it.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
We're jammed up by this
one...trick. It sucks.
Morale is at an all‐time
low, second day. Pbht!
Right now, mentally,
Zion is just in brain jail.
Like, "I can't do this shit.
My life sucks. This sucks."
Now Jack is coming
in to help him.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah.
Run it back, Tim.
Slo‐mo.
Noseslide, crook, noseslide.
‐Oh.
‐Yeah.
You've been trying
it the whole time.
‐Cheers.
‐Yo!
Ahh.
That's right.
EMB, what's up?
Next on "King of the Road"...
‐All right, flip him over.
‐Flip him over.
‐Commit, commit, commit.
‐Commit!
This is amazing.
♪♪
♪ Take me back
to a place I know ♪
♪ Where the rivers flow and the
west wind blows my mind ♪
♪ Lord, it's been a long,
long time ♪
Whoo!
Right now, I'm trying a trick
off of Andy's fun page ‐‐
the frontside boneless
to noseblunt in
on a transition
5 foot or higher.
Oh, Andy is here, too.
This one is for...Andy.
♪ I'm going home
to Sacramento ♪
Oh, there we go.
♪ To the west coast
and the sea ♪
‐How you doing?
‐Good one, man. Solid.
Thank you.
It was for you.
♪ ...the sun shines
endlessly ♪
...I got so excited.
♪ I'm going home
to Sacramento ♪
♪ To the land that I call mine ♪
Yeah!
♪ I see it still,
I know I always will ♪
‐Oh!
‐♪ Until the end of time ♪
‐You all right?
‐Yeah.
♪ I'm going home ♪
♪♪
♪ Let me breathe
in the morning sun ♪
♪ When the day is done let me
breathe the cool night air ♪
♪ Lord, I need to be
right there ♪
Wilson: So everyone
has a trick, right?
There needs to be
five tricks on this,
but they all have to be
different tricks.
Yeah.
♪ Over mountains high,
I've seen... ♪
Holy shit.
♪ ...the world that's waiting
there for me ♪
♪ I'm going home... ♪
Today's city challenge just
kind of took a little longer
than we would've wanted,
you know,
so we're kind of fighting
the light right now,
but if not, we have
to light up the spot
and just go into the night.
♪ ...sun shines endlessly ♪
♪ I'm going home
to Sacramento ♪
‐Oh, wow.
‐Yes!
♪ To the land
that I call mine ♪
‐Whoo!
‐Two down, three to go.
♪ I always will until
the end of time ♪
♪ I'm going home ♪
That was it.
Oh. That was smooth.
‐God.
‐Yeah, Cole.
So Cole Wilson is ollieing
from the flat about this tall.
Most people can ollie
about that high.
He's ollieing about
right up in here somewhere.
I've never seen
anybody skate this spot
the way he's about to skate it.
♪ Let's order a pizza ♪
Wilson: Damn it.
♪ I got to eat something
before I throw up ♪
Ugh. God.
Aidan, don't you think
you should go over there
and really comfort your husband
in his time of need?
‐For sure.
‐It's kind of selfish
you're over there
with all the bros
and not with your
husband right now.
Yeah.
‐...
‐Dude.
Hey, babe. You got it.
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
I...hate this.
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
♪ 'Cause I ordered it
last time ♪
You all right?
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
‐Ugh.
‐You all right, bro?
‐Yeah. Preexisting shinner.
‐Just rehit it?
Yeah.
Thank you so much. All right.
Pizzas have arrived, fellas.
I think I've spent $600
on pizzas today, I think.
I'm not sure.
♪ Let's order a pizza ♪
‐Oh, Mike. Thank you, man.
‐You're welcome. Thank you.
♪ I got to eat something
before I throw up ♪
‐Yeah. There it is.
‐...yeah.
♪ Let's order a pizza ♪
Well, we knocked out
the city challenges.
It took all...day.
Now we got to hit the streets.
The whole book
is what's up next.
We got the whole book to do.
About to jump into the book.
[ Burps ]
♪♪
♪♪
Oh, yeah!
Damn, you put
that shit down.
Oh, my.
Holy shit! Check!
Damn, first try...
There's ain't no one is
skating like him.
Like, he's doing his own thing
the way he wants to.
It's bizarre, but it's sick.
You know what I mean?
‐Woo‐hoo.
Oh ho! No way!
And just his energy is great.
It's...
It's awesome.
♪♪
Oh!
That one.
You...playing around.
Shit. God damn.
Whoo!
‐Ah!
‐Ah!
Come on, Tyson.
You got it.
Get it.
‐Try this one more time.
Yeah. Do that front
tapflip right here.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐Wow!
‐Yeah, Tyson, yeah.
Let's get the front
crooks done now.
Ready?
‐That was bad, dude.
‐That was kind of gnarly.
♪♪
‐That was clean.
‐Yeah.
Let's do Tyson has to air out.
We catch him.
We put him in a handplant,
and then he...lands it.
We need muscle power.
So you think I should
just fly out like this?
Yeah, no.
Not like straight,
like onto your belly
or something.
Are you serious?
Let's start trying
to catch this fool.
‐Oh...
‐Yeah.
No, do another one.
Let's do another one.
My foot.
Wait. Wait.
Grab your board.
Tyson, you got to
grab your board.
‐Push it.
‐Ready?
‐Land it!
‐Oh!
‐This is amazing.
‐This way.
He's coming.
He's coming. He's coming.
‐To the left, to the left.
‐Grab him.
This way. This way.
This way. This way.
‐Grab.
‐Yeah, grab it. Grab it.
Grab it.
‐Eggie. Eggie.
‐Three, two, one.
‐Commit, commit.
Commit.
Yeah!
‐What the...
‐That's a nice job!
‐...yeah.
‐Holy shit.
Wow! That was amazing.
‐That was hectic.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Sinclair:
He's the most well‐rounded
skater we have on the team,
and he's the craziest
skateboarder.
He's the dude that we can
count on to do anything.
Get it, get it, get it.
Come on.
‐Yeah.
Who's baby bird?
‐All right.
‐Chima is gonna chew it.
‐Chew it. Who's taking it?
No, Robbie is taking it.
He already said he would.
Open your mouth more.
‐Use your...
‐Oh, you missed.
‐Missed.
Pick it up.
Open your mouth.
I can't look you
in the eyes, dude.
Ugh.
Making the eye contact
was...up.
‐Let's build a fort.
‐Let's do it.
So where are we
blowing it up? Right here?
Yeah, I think it should
be catty‐cornered.
We were thinking about
fort ideas, and I was just like,
"Let's do, like,
a manger scene."
That's perfect.
‐Yeah, that's great.
Pentagrams and
upside‐down crosses,
that's our art direction
right now.
Whoo! Whoo!
‐Yeah, killing it.
‐Oh, my God, yo.
You don't want
to smell my socks.
‐Yeah.
‐Dude.
My feet...
They stink.
♪ And it feels so good ♪
Oh, yeah.
Wash it down
with that CO, no?
♪ Make it feel so good ♪
Check.
This shit is actually
pretty nice.
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪
Brock: Damn, that's looking
proper in there.
It's the Thrasher
nativity fort.
Hello, mother...
Dude, it is hot
in this shit.
Yeah, it's toasty up
in here.
Sinclair:
We're at the skate park
to try to knock out
some points in the book.
We're finally done
with the city challenges.
We worked on those all day.
‐I can't see, like...
Roy: Just...do it.
Send it.
‐Whoa.
‐Yeah.
‐Get it. Just do it.
‐Yeah.
Roy: Oh, my God.
Let's go see how Aidan is doing
on the...up
challenge over here ‐‐
back noseblunt back 360 out.
Roy: Come on.
♪♪
Whoa! Yes!
...He handled that.
‐Woo‐hoo.
‐Check!
Dude, these guys are in it.
Dude, they want it.
I can tell.
Yeah, go ahead.
♪ It goes away ♪
‐Wow!
‐That was beautiful.
Dude, they're killing it.
Hey, Andy, coach them through
the boneless noseblunt.
‐Oh!
‐Wow.
Hey, it's gonna
...happen right here.
♪ It goes away ♪
Check! Got it! Yeah.
♪ It goes away ♪
God. Glick just got another
50 points for us.
I don't even know what the...
it was. That's how tight it was.
They're getting the clips faster
than I can write them down.
It's a good sign.
‐...yeah.
‐Yeah, Nick.
‐Yeah, so good, dude.
‐Thanks, dude.
‐...yes, dude.
‐What else is there, Mike?
Front crook to fakey,
a teammate's board
while they backside 50‐50.
‐Oh!
‐Whoo!
Nick almost blew a few crucial
easy challenges for us,
but he's the most well‐rounded
skater we have on the team,
and he's the craziest
skateboarder.
He's the dude that we can
count on to do anything.
So one of our guys
has to twerk...
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐...while you ollie them.
Okay. Sounds good.
‐So thank you, Jessie.
‐No problem.
You got to practice twerking
while she ollies over you.
Yeah.
You ever seen
a grown man twerk?
‐A girl and a man?
‐Grown man twerk?
I think I have.
We're doing it over here.
I'm gonna pull
my pants down, bare ass.
All right. Cool.
Roy: Get it, get it, get it.
Come on. Shake it.
Bounce with it.
Bounce with it. Bounce with it.
♪ You turn my dream
to nightmares ♪
♪ Ooh, when I'm up,
you bring me down ♪
Sinclair: I've spent
10 years, a decade,
traveling with Nick Merlino.
Nick will put his life on the
line, his body on the line.
He'll do anything
for his guys.
♪ Keep away ♪
Put him in!
♪ Don't lie to me ♪
‐Come in frontside.
‐Yeah.
‐Go, go.
‐Oh, God.
♪ Stay away ♪
‐Oh, my gosh.
‐Oh.
♪ Stay away ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Keep away ♪
‐Get it, get it.
‐Shit!
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Get it, Nick.
‐Get it, Nick.
It's fine.
♪♪
Sinclair: Good one.
Good one.
‐In sync.
‐Yeah!
‐No way!
‐That one was so good, dude.
Whoo!
‐Badass.
‐Whoo!
‐What?
Thanks to you, bro.
Thanks to my bros.
I love you guys.
That should be 500 points
right there. That was insane.
Sorry for hitting
some of you bros in the face.
Yeah, you almost
knocked me out.
Well, you almost blew
the whole...day for us.
That's why I made up for it.
I had to.
Then he...Yeah.
Then he came back.
Oh, my God.
On the next
"King of the Road"...
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
Return of
the handcuff challenge.
Wait, why is there two
set of cuffs, though?
Oh, shit.
Burnett:
We're in our third day,
and everyone is
getting into the act.
‐Oh.
‐Mother...
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐...
‐Ugh.
Whoo!
This isn't what I had in mind
when I took the job.
‐Yeah!
‐Check!
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah!
---
Please do not attempt to perform
any of these stunts
or activities in this show.
They are super dangerous,
crazy‐wild dangerous.
The stunts seen are either
performed by professionals
or under the supervision
of professionals,
serious professionals.
This show also contains
bad language.
Season three, "King of the
Road," and we're back.
Welcome, mother...
Let's do this.
We've got Real Skateboards...
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
...Element...
Oh!
...and the underdogs,
Foundation.
Merlino: ...the other teams.
We're gonna...
win this shit.
Are you ready for
"King of the Road"?
‐Bring it!
‐Yeah!
We got the...book.
Burnett:
We're gonna throw everything
but the kitchen sink at them.
‐Someone is gonna get married.
‐What the...
Who knows what's gonna happen?
[ Men cheering ]
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Raw oysters, Texas Pete ♪
Bring it on home!
♪ Sea urchin on the reef ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Sour cheeseburger bit to eat ♪
Double, double, crunch flip.
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!
♪ Lick butter goes with keef ♪
♪ Into the cocoa leaf ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪
♪ Oh, baby! ♪
[ Whistling ]
It's time
to go skateboarding.
[ Crows ]
Who's pooping? Who's peeing?
Get it!
I love you guys.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
King of the...road!
I did not
sign up for this.
♪♪
Brock: So what'd you end up
doing last night?
Last night,
I slept in the tub.
Night, Dan.
And it was actually
pretty good.
It was magical.
It was a Jacuzzi tub.
Ooh. I be living.
It's day two, and it's the first
full day of the competition.
Yesterday, they got
their first city.
Your next city ‐‐ sunny
Sacramento, California.
‐Yeah.
‐There we go.
"You will receive
the city challenges
tomorrow morning at 10:00 a. m."
...We got to get it.
"Drive careful.
It's...snowing
on the way there."
♪♪
[ Horn honks ]
Burnett: They went over Donner
Pass in a full snowstorm,
icy roads, harsh conditions,
but today, the sky is clear,
ready to skate.
‐Oh, my God!
‐Dude.
I honestly didn't know
that was gonna happen.
That was awesome.
Burnett: Yesterday, Foundation
stepped it up in a big way.
Aidan and Cole got married.
I got married, and it was,
like, a year of planning.
It was a lot of...money.
This was, like, walked
right into the chapel,
signed the paperwork.
Everything was legal.
Merlino was the flower girl.
It was a beautiful ceremony.
‐Whoo.
‐Whoo.
For the honeymoon, we drank
a lot in the van.
We did it!
A lot of champagne,
vodka, whiskey, beer,
light beer, dark beer.
‐How was last night?
‐We got drunk, Mike.
I have not told my folks
about getting hitched.
I'm sure they'd be psyched.
Burnett:
Today, we got city challenges.
Each team is gonna
get to meet up
with a special local guest
and find out what
Sacramento is all about.
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
The text that just came
through from Burndog,
"All hail Cardiel."
‐Cardiel challenges.
‐Sick.
Oh, shit.
"You are in the legendary skater
John Cardiel's hometown.
Pay homage to the 1992
Skater of the Year."
‐Get buck.
‐Gnarly.
‐Did we get the challenges?
‐Oh, shit. Yeah, I got them.
"Meet up with infamous EMB OG
Mike Carroll and Chico Brenes."
‐No way.
‐Yeah.
‐Damn.
"Relive the era when
wheels were small,
pants were huge and
skateboarding was reinvented."
Sinclair: We got our
Sacramento city challenges.
"Pizza with pizza.
Today you will meet up
with Sacramento's Pizza
Skateboard Crew.
You may eat nothing
but pizza from this point on
until 8:00 a. m. tomorrow."
‐Tomorrow.
‐Damn.
‐God damn.
Burnett:
The Pizza Skateboards Crew
is a group of local guys
who made a company,
made boards and are
making it happen.
They're going to three different
spots for special challenges,
and for the next 24 hours,
they can eat nothing but pizza.
They love flat bars.
I love pizza.
So it's gonna be a good day.
Day two.
Yeah.
[ Italian music playing ]
What's up, guys?
My name is Cole.
‐Geno. Geno.
‐Nice to meet you, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to...Pizza.
Yeah, good to be here.
You can do the
flat‐bar challenges.
Burnett: When you think
of Pizza Skateboards,
you think of Pizza
superstar Michael Pulizzi.
He's doing insane combos.
He's jumping from bar to bar.
The foundation guys, as you
know, are handrail maniacs,
so this flat‐bar challenge
should be right up their alley.
That said, we're working
with three different bars
and some pretty technical stuff.
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
Roy: Where's the lovers at?
Where are the two
...newlyweds at?
I got you guys a present
because you guys are so in love,
and you guys are never
gonna get divorced ever.
‐Oh, it's a beautiful model.
‐...right.
‐You know what I mean?
‐Got a...blender.
You can blend
your love in there,
grind it all up
and drink it.
Let's make margaritas
with the Jenny. Appreciate it.
You guys are wonderful
people, man.
You guys are gonna...
stay together forever.
‐Oh, yeah.
‐I know it.
Mike, these kids ‐‐ They don't
have the hangups we had.
‐No.
‐They're just living.
I didn't know how easy
it was to get married.
‐Apparently, it's easy.
‐I mean, shit.
You wouldn't have put it off
till you were 40.
Nuh‐uh.
For our new house
together, housewarming gift.
‐Oh, yes.
‐Whoo.
♪♪
Sinclair:
Andy, get on that thing.
Oh, I wish. I wish.
In my dreams.
Yeah, yeah.
‐There it is.
‐There it is. There it is.
‐Boom.
‐Yeah.
‐Whoo.
‐He was good on that one.
I need to order
six large pizzas.
‐How many?
‐Six.
Do you have any special pizzas,
like a breakfast
pizza or something?
Man: We do not.
Sausage, egg and cheese pizza,
do you have that one?
‐We don't have eggs, sir.
‐Don't have eggs.
I know that he suffers
on these trips
sometimes having
to go to Whole Foods,
having to, like,
sit down at restaurants
that feature fruits
and vegetables,
so for today's challenge,
all pizza, all the time.
Nothing but pizza.
We got some special
gourmet pizzas
coming to the Pizza
headquarters.
Can't wait.
‐Oh.
‐Ooh.
‐Oh, my.
‐Whoo.
Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo!
‐It's a hard challenge, man.
‐Hey, Andy!
I'll give up my...heart
and soul for it right now.
‐All right.
‐I'll give it all I got.
I got $20.
Who's got it first?
All right.
♪♪
‐Oh.
‐Oh, shit.
‐Oh.
‐Whoo!
Come on.
Let's get this, man.
♪♪
‐Ooh.
‐Oh, my God.
‐...
‐I'mma count that.
‐Damn. That was gnarly, dude.
‐Shit.
Sinclair: That was a flip‐out.
...
I had to get one of
those out of the way...
‐Whoo.
‐...the feet over the head.
‐Oh.
‐Whoo!
♪♪
This is...crazy
how hard this is.
‐Aah.
‐Oh!
Roy: That was sick!
‐Boom!
‐Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo! Woo‐hoo‐hoo!
♪♪
Sinclair:
Still waiting on the pizzas,
so we're putting
the flat bars together.
They can do a crook feeble,
boardslide up and off the end.
‐Yes. Cole.
‐Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
♪♪
Nick, you can't eat.
‐I'm eating a...banana.
‐Pizza.
What the...are
you doing, dumb ass?
Roy: Right here.
Nick can only see
what's right in front of him.
He doesn't remember anything.
You got to tell them.
‐We should pretend.
No. They got you
on tape, mother...
‐Look at that camera.
‐Just look over there.
There's a camera there.
Tell them to cut that shit out.
Tell them to cut it out.
Cut it out?
He's so stubborn.
He listens, but I don't know
how long he retains
that information.
I think it just goes...
Just like that.
Son of a bitch.
‐What happened?
Merlino already broke
the...thing.
You can only eat pizza.
He's over here eating bananas.
...dipshit.
Like, completely
just...just...
I don't trust Nick with my keys.
I didn't invite Nick
to my wedding.
Team meeting.
You can't trust him.
‐Team meeting.
‐Team meeting.
Why don't you tell
the family what happened?
All right.
Well, I...up,
and I took
a bite of a banana
because I...
been starving.
I forgot that we had to only
eat...pizza, so...
‐We're all starving.
‐Yeah.
So none of this shit
even matters.
I think Merlino may have
cost us about 1,000 points.
Mother...dude.
I'm going to talk
to Burndog.
Hey, Nick.
We might let you off the hook
if you can puke up the banana.
I'm down.
I'll do it right now.
Come on. I'll puke with you,
son, if you got to, yeah.
Just...gag. There you go.
Just, like, deep throat.
That finger has got
to go tickle your...
[ Gagging ]
Get that banana, Nick.
Get the banana.
[ Both gagging ]
♪♪
Better get that
shit out, fool.
Where's the banana, Nick?
‐Yeah.
‐Keep going.
[ Laughter ]
There's some fruit
matter in there.
‐So are we good, Burndog?
‐Yeah.
‐Good job, Nick.
‐Good job. It's out.
Burndog let us off the hook.
Thank you.
Man #2: What are you writing
on your hand, Nick?
Pizza only because
I have a goldfish brain,
and I forget things.
Man #3:
That mother...man.
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
Did we get
those challenges?
Whew. Yeah.
So the city challenge
is very ominous.
It's just a location,
and we're all fingers crossed
on Cardiel showing up.
Today, we're gonna
surprise Element
by sending them to
meet up with a Sacramento legend
and one of the most
beloved skaters of all time.
♪♪
John Cardiel is skate
and destroy embodied.
Giant handrails, huge airs,
everything he did
was make or break, land or slam,
and he's a legend for it.
Cardiel is, like,
bigger than life really,
and so to meet the guy,
that's, like,
one off a life list
for sure for everybody.
Yeah! Yeah!
Coming with
the hillbilly vibes.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
John Cardiel is
a legend beyond time.
Having not met Cardiel and just
roll up to him at the spot
was just like,
"Wow. This is sick."
I was just, like, starstruck.
[ Laughs ]
‐Oh. Big ups, dude. Hell yeah.
‐Hey, thank you.
Burnett: I asked John
to find a special spot
that we could incorporate
a bicycle tow,
and he's like, "Dude! I got it!"
Hey, just around the corner
there's a spot,
this gnarly...spot.
You're the man. Yeah.
You guys are gonna
trip on this spot.
‐Here we go.
‐All right. So check it out.
All the way down this
...road or whatever,
and you're gonna
get to a tunnel. All right?
Burnett: When I saw it,
I couldn't believe it.
I don't know if anybody's
ever skated this thing.
This is the true meaning
of skate and destroy,
find it and grind it.
‐Dude, this is the spot.
‐I know, dude. Crazy, right?
So this is John Cardiel.
You can't say no to him.
Can you carve that shit, Andy?
Can you carve it?
I'll catch you, bro.
His idea is that
you're gonna get pulled in
by a bike for extra speed,
and then do a trick
over the tunnel.
‐Ah, ha, ha, ha!
‐Yeah.
It's gonna be a rough
ride for these guys.
This is some hairball stuff,
but if Cardiel thinks
it's possible,
it's probably possible.
Look at this spot. Insane.
I need you
to come in right here
because I got to go,
like, up this path.
Okay.
Roy: Around the world!
‐Aah!
‐Oh, my God!
‐Damn.
‐Come on, David!
Damn. Homeboy is
...hauling ass.
‐No!
‐Oh!
‐Damn, dude.
‐...
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
‐Ah.
‐Ah...
Ow.
Man, these tricks
are hard.
‐Oh.
‐...
OAre you coming in
right here?
Yeah, I got to come
in right here.
Okay.
Roy: Come on, David!
Homeboy is...hauling ass.
‐No!
‐...
Damn, dude.
You all right, dude?
Yeah, I just hit the dirt.
Silva: Tunnel spot, we never
even saw a photo of,
so when we got there,
I just see the sketchy wood
with, like, tinder
blocks underneath it,
and I was like, "I hope
I don't eat shit right now."
Roy: ...yeah. Get 'em.
‐Ah.
‐Oh...
‐You good?
‐Yeah.
...yeah.
♪♪
That's it!
‐Whoo!
‐Woo‐woo‐woo‐woo!
‐Hell yeah.
‐Mission accomplished, dude.
‐Holy...Check!
‐Sick.
Roy: All the way around.
All the way around.
Around the world.
Yes!
It's so scary once
you get up there...
Those city challenges definitely
pump me up a little more
because it was Cardiel.
It just took it
to the next level.
‐Woo‐woo‐woo‐woo!
‐Hell yeah.
...yes.
Catch that mother...
and roll away.
‐All right.
‐It's deceiving, dude,
because it's, like,
that hole starts late.
You know what I mean?
‐All right.
‐Get it. Get it. Get it.
‐Oh.
‐Yes!
‐Woo‐woo!
‐...yes, dude.
‐Damn.
‐That was sick.
That was...sick.
‐Crack it on.
‐Thanks, dude.
‐Damn.
You...handled
that shit, Dougie.
‐Thank you.
‐Yeah, boys.
Smith: I just, like,
wanted to get a trick
because Mason got
two already, and we needed,
just, to get something else,
anything that we could,
and so the only thing
I could think was possible
was skating off the top into it.
I don't...Yeah. I don't think
the majority of people
would think of this
as a skate spot.
Now Evan is going
for a kickflip in.
♪ I'm free to go ♪
♪ On my terms ♪
‐Oh, my God.
‐Dude, it looks insane, dude.
You got this shit.
Roy: ...put it down.
Put it down.
Oh, ho!
‐Nice.
‐...yeah.
‐Whoo!
Evan and Mason,
they're the...
They're holding the team
on their back.
Wow. This year's...
coder has been nectar.
This...VICE grip.
And it's only
getting started, boys.
Cardiel...You worship him.
I worship him.
He's a legend on and off
the skateboard, like,
down‐to‐earth dude.
‐It was...sick.
I didn't think they would
even make it to the top,
so they...handled it.
That was...sick.
The ollie up, too,
...was awesome.
I don't...What the...
...love you guys!
♪♪
Burnett: Today, the Real team
has the honor and privilege
of meeting up with Chico Brenes
and Mike Carroll
for Remember the '90s.
This was the time when
skateboarding was reinvented
through some of the pioneers
at the Embarcadero
in San Francisco
and the EMB crew.
They're gonna have
to get suited up
in authentic '90s gear,
small wheels, big pants,
and they're gonna have
to master a bunch of tricks
that were either invented
in that era or lived
and died a quick death
in that era.
♪♪
‐Yeah.
‐How are you?
‐Good. How are you?
‐Good. Good to see you.
You...
managing or what?
Yeah. I'm trying.
Look, I just bought a squeegee.
We're gonna...
make this happen.
Mike Carroll, him and Chico
have always been just legends.
They've had some
of the longest careers
of pro skaters in general.
I feel like everyone
of all the teams knows them
and looks up to them.
These...wheels, dude.
This is some primitive equipment
for some of these guys who were
babies when this was happening.
‐Yo.
‐Yeah.
At Embarcadero
with grit ground.
That's exactly what
we're doing, dude.
‐These are insane.
‐What year were you born?
‐1994.
‐'94?
‐Good year.
‐Yeah.
‐No shit, bro.
‐Thrasher Skater of the Year.
Here goes your guys'
'90s clothes.
‐Damn.
‐Sick.
This is how the world
was kind of dressing.
Right?
Oh, yeah. Got room
to breathe in here.
Yo.
‐Yeah.
I was looking like
a juggalo out there.
What made you guys
have the high‐waters?
Carroll: Like, you started
from when you cut them,
and you accidentally
...up,
and that was the only
pair of pants you had,
and then other people
around the world see that,
and they think
that's the style,
but they don't know
that we...up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have you
cut these down into half‐calves.
Jovontae Turner
was the first person
to basically start
cutting down the shoes
because he wanted them
to be, like, as low
as his school shoes
because all the shoes
were high tops back then.
Dude, y'all were gnarly.
Dude.
The wheels are so small.
‐Zion got it.
‐There it is.
‐Ahh!
‐Oh, there you go.
♪♪
‐Oh!
‐Oh, shit.
Man #4: Is that one of
the challenges already?
‐Oh.
‐All we need is the five.
‐Ollie five?
‐Yeah.
‐Oh.
‐Dude, I don't even think anyone
did that back then
on quarter pipes.
‐Oh.
‐Ohh.
♪♪
[ Slow motion ] Ohh!
Damn.
‐Wow.
‐That's that then.
That was, like, one of the best
ones I've ever done, I think.
Dude.
We did all
the quarter‐pipe tricks.
Okay, all the
quarter‐pipe tricks.
Man #5: Yeah, Zion did all
those in, like, a minute.
‐Sick.
‐The 3 stair.
Burnett: It's hard to believe
but jumping down stairs,
for the first 20 years
of skateboarding,
it just meant rolling off
or catching an ollie.
So this isn't gonna be
the biggest set of stairs,
but they're gonna have to do
some lost maneuvers
of that era ‐‐
late kickflips,
some late backflip flips,
kind of the style of that time
was just kick at that thing,
let it spin
and just try to land on it.
About to take it
to the streets.
The streets.
Ferguson: I grew up watching
Mike Carroll and Chico.
Getting to meet up with, like,
one of your favorite skaters
or whatever is pretty sick.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐...
‐Damn.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐You did it perfect.
‐He did it perfect.
‐180 late foot.
‐Holy shit.
Yeah, perfect.
Dude, that was amazing.
Yeah, Chima.
‐Oh.
‐Ugh.
Even though these aren't
high‐flying maneuvers,
they're kind of hard
to land consistently
because they're so weird.
How many of these
have we done?
One? We've done
one stair chair?
Yeah.
This is gonna
be our whole day.
Ow!
Man, these tricks
are hard.
I mean, this is what "King
of the Road" is all about.
It's like speed bumps.
You hit one hard.
♪ Freaking out, freaking out ♪
♪ I'm freaking out,
freaking out ♪
♪ Freaking out, freaking out ♪
♪ I'm freaking out,
freaking out ♪
♪ Freaking out, freaking out,
freaking out ♪
♪♪
♪ Just can't stop
if it's in your sight ♪
♪ Life‐long loser,
but you choose to fight ♪
♪ Even for a second
wanna feel all right ♪
♪ Freaking out, freaking out,
freaking out tonight ♪
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Man #6: You guys got to transfer
on the flat bar into the bank.
It's actually
a really gnarly spot.
It's, like, super...steep,
and the rail is bouncy.
‐Oh.
‐Oh...
Sinclair: We've been here for
about an hour already.
The flat bar is tough, man.
This is not an easy challenge.
♪ Death metal pizza ♪
Mother...dude.
♪ Extra cheese all day long ♪
‐Oh!
‐...that was gnarly, Glick.
‐Yes, whoo.
‐Pizza guy.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐We got six of them, right?
‐Yes.
‐♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐Pizzas are here.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
No, Nick.
You get back, Nick.
♪ Pizza,
pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
Oh, no, not at all.
Anything goes.
Sinclair: Here's a little slice
of heaven.
At the Pizza headquarters,
this is even better.
No. We eat vegan
Asian food every day.
Vegan skateboard
didn't sound cool, I guess.
[ Laughs ]
♪ Give me a large ♪
♪ Just one more slice ♪
Oh!
♪ Little Caesars on speed dial ♪
There you go.
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐Yeah, Cole!
‐Whoo!
‐♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza ♪
‐Whoo!
♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza ♪
‐...crazy.
‐Whoo!
...man.
Yeah, I guess.
‐What are you doing?
‐The sweat challenge.
‐Oh...
‐All right. You ready?
‐Yeah.
‐His face.
[ Laughter ]
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
♪♪
Tastes like the...ocean
...just rotted and died.
I had to make it up, so...
Did he puke again?
I feel like I got
to shit and puke.
Both.
At the same time?
Same time is a challenge.
‐Is it really?
‐Yeah.
Sinclair: I thought Merlino
...us out
of 300‐plus points today,
but luckily we're back
on track feeling good.
Let's get some more pizza.
[ Burps ]
Smith: Mason, are you
fricking fired up?
‐Ah!
‐Getting fired up.
Oh, we're here. Shit.
...I'm scared.
We're getting hyped up
for this Cardiel challenge.
Burnett:
For the next challenge,
I'm sending Element to Cardiel's
famous J street rail.
John Cardiel front‐boarded
that thing over 15 years ago.
Cardiel: Whoa!
20 rail, what is this?
18, 20?
It's a 16,
but that is a...16.
Yeah, holy shit.
That's like bigger
than a 20, right?
‐Yeah, 100%.
‐You know stair counts.
This is just, like,
an intimidating rail.
Can't wait to get buckled.
Dude,
front board is insane.
This runup just keeps
getting shorter and shorter
every time I look at it.
Smith:
It's a half a push.
Yeah, half a push, and then,
like, to set up the feet.
It's got messed‐up runup.
It's skinny square,
which is known as kind
of a razor blade rail
because unlike round,
if you hit your shin on it,
it's just gonna
gash you wide open.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
Dude, it's insane.
This is, like, just skateboard
history right in front of us.
I just realized I have
a shirt of Cardiel
frontboarding this rail,
like, big photo right here,
and now I just feel
like I have to do it
because I've been wearing
that tee for, like, 5 years.
Mason is the newest pro
on a very accomplished team.
‐Give it a try.
‐All right.
Get up there
and get it.
You got this, Mason.
Burnett: He's gonna want
to prove to these guys
that he deserves
his name on a board.
Woman: Go down.
Rhin‐‐
If Rhino is ready, I'm ready.
‐Rhino is ready.
‐All right.
All right.
That is the tester.
Smith:
Yeah. It's mellow.
You can always jump off
like that and run down.
All right. Got it.
‐Yeah. You got it.
‐Get it.
Ah!
Get it.
‐Take it slow. You got it.
‐Right here.
♪♪
[ All cheering ]
You safe.
You safe.
Just like that 100 points.
Student challenge
accomplished.
No runup. You shouldn't be
able to skate this.
It's long enough without ‐‐
with a runup.
Cardiel
frontboarded that.
John, you're mental, dude.
I was so scared.
I was scared, and I'm
looking down at the landing.
He was, like,
...like this.
‐What a...beast.
‐Whoo!
‐Let's get out of here.
‐Oh, dude. That was...
Do you ‐‐ do you understand
what you just did?
‐Oh, woo!
‐Respect, dude.
Dude. That was like...
Dude, my heart was, like,
pumping on that one, like...
Cardiel,
Cardiel, I love you.
I love you, Cardiel.
Love you.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Ow!
We're jammed up by this
one...trick. It sucks.
Right now, mentally,
Zion is just in brain jail.
‐Oh.
‐Yeah.
...
♪♪
[ Barking ]
We're on the second
pizza challenge right now,
and guys got to get three tricks
transfer on the flat bar
into the bank.
Ah!
It's actually
a really gnarly spot.
It's, like, super...steep,
and the rail is,
like, super bouncy.
Woman #2: Will you be
ordering for dine‐in,
carry out or delivery?
‐Delivery, please.
‐Okay.
Can I just get
an address for delivery?
Um, I don't have
an exact address.
We have, like,
a little picnic going.
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Woo‐hoo.
Jesus, dude.
‐Yeah.
‐Whoo.
‐Wow.
‐...sick.
One down.
‐Ooh.
‐He's getting it.
‐Oh!
‐...
‐Whoa.
‐Shit!
‐You all right?
‐Yeah.
You're...gnarly.
God. I'm bummed.
I can't...do
anything on a skateboard,
but I can do all the...
dumb shit like eat flies
and...stupid shit.
It's pissing me off,
...hurting my soul.
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah.
♪♪
‐That was insane.
‐Wow!
That was awesome.
So Cole Wilson,
kickflip 50‐50 transfer.
City challenge number two done.
Scary spot.
It's...scary.
This is the last
trick of the ditch
is to actually have
the pizza show up.
Pizza crew, more pizza.
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
No such thing
as a bad piece of pizza.
♪ Pizza man, he delivers ♪
♪ Pizza man, pizza man,
pizza man, he delivers ♪
It burns.
Roy: And then
kind of go like that.
Push, boom.
You got it. Get going.
There you go.
Then go like that.
See how wide?
Yeah.
There you go.
Can you kind of tell
how it is?
‐Oh, yeah, kind of, yeah.
‐It's just little guys.
Yeah.
This is my childhood
right now.
‐Yeah?
‐Yeah.
Hell yeah.
♪♪
Stolling: You've done
one stair trick?
Dude, out of how many,
four or five?
I think we have four.
Triple flip and ollie
front foot flip,
and the shove it.
How am I looking, Dan?
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
I low‐key love my hair
getting played with,
so don't mind me.
‐Yeah.
‐Yeah.
‐Oh, yes.
‐Oh, triple.
‐Yeah.
Ooh.
All right.
‐Oh!
‐Yes!
‐Good, man.
‐Hell yeah.
‐Chim ‐‐
‐That's the best.
‐But the...
‐What's up, Mike?
Am I looking all right?
Let me get a photo
of you, too, dude.
♪♪
Hard to see my board
in these...pants, dude.
All right. Right here.
Back to back.
Burnett: Mike Carroll was Skater
of the Year in 1994,
the year that Kyle Walker,
our 2016
Skater of the Year, was born.
Is it harder with
the braids or easier?
Oh, no, it's easier,
for sure.
Yeah?
And then there
they are side by side
trying to figure out this nollie
late foot flip
down the three stair.
Damn.
Yeah, that was wild.
I was skating with Mike,
dressed exactly like him
from '94, you know?
He was probably
looking at me like,
"This is weird.
This is crazy."
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I've got time
to pick up your line ♪
Walker: Just like then.
♪ I've got time
to make up my mind ♪
‐Oh, my gosh.
‐That was the craziest flip.
♪ Mind ♪
♪ Watching bubbles floating up
to the surface, baby ♪
♪ Flick your finger
in the air ♪
♪ Just because
it is your birthday ♪
When we were doing
all of this
or just trying it
because it was all new,
and just trying
to figure it out.
That's how the noseslide
flip came about,
but it's basically
an accidental pressure flip.
That's how we learned stuff,
accidentally.
Yeah.
♪ I've got time
to make up my mind ♪
‐Go, Jack.
‐I'm taking that.
Oh!
We just have the slappy
noselide crook, noseslide crook.
Yeah, so we have one trick left,
and it's the most...up one.
‐Oh, backside bluntslide.
‐Jack, land that shit.
‐Yeah.
‐Whoa.
Brock;
Ha...first ride.
It's only 20,
but points are points.
‐Whoo!
‐Go mark it off.
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐That's a make.
‐That's good?
Yeah!
Man #7: How they doing on
the challenges here?
‐Pretty good.
‐Yeah?
‐Whoo!
‐Yeah!
‐We're doing even better now.
‐Good job.
‐Yeah, Jack.
‐Check!
Yeah, we just
got 300 points,
but Carroll is claiming
we need to get 1,000 a day,
so we got a little bit
more work to do today.
‐Oh.
‐Ow!
The thing about some of
these technical moves
is they were done one time
on camera 25 years ago,
and now we're dragging
them out again
asking these guys to land it.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
We're jammed up by this
one...trick. It sucks.
Morale is at an all‐time
low, second day. Pbht!
Right now, mentally,
Zion is just in brain jail.
Like, "I can't do this shit.
My life sucks. This sucks."
Now Jack is coming
in to help him.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐Yeah!
‐Yeah.
Run it back, Tim.
Slo‐mo.
Noseslide, crook, noseslide.
‐Oh.
‐Yeah.
You've been trying
it the whole time.
‐Cheers.
‐Yo!
Ahh.
That's right.
EMB, what's up?
Next on "King of the Road"...
‐All right, flip him over.
‐Flip him over.
‐Commit, commit, commit.
‐Commit!
This is amazing.
♪♪
♪ Take me back
to a place I know ♪
♪ Where the rivers flow and the
west wind blows my mind ♪
♪ Lord, it's been a long,
long time ♪
Whoo!
Right now, I'm trying a trick
off of Andy's fun page ‐‐
the frontside boneless
to noseblunt in
on a transition
5 foot or higher.
Oh, Andy is here, too.
This one is for...Andy.
♪ I'm going home
to Sacramento ♪
Oh, there we go.
♪ To the west coast
and the sea ♪
‐How you doing?
‐Good one, man. Solid.
Thank you.
It was for you.
♪ ...the sun shines
endlessly ♪
...I got so excited.
♪ I'm going home
to Sacramento ♪
♪ To the land that I call mine ♪
Yeah!
♪ I see it still,
I know I always will ♪
‐Oh!
‐♪ Until the end of time ♪
‐You all right?
‐Yeah.
♪ I'm going home ♪
♪♪
♪ Let me breathe
in the morning sun ♪
♪ When the day is done let me
breathe the cool night air ♪
♪ Lord, I need to be
right there ♪
Wilson: So everyone
has a trick, right?
There needs to be
five tricks on this,
but they all have to be
different tricks.
Yeah.
♪ Over mountains high,
I've seen... ♪
Holy shit.
♪ ...the world that's waiting
there for me ♪
♪ I'm going home... ♪
Today's city challenge just
kind of took a little longer
than we would've wanted,
you know,
so we're kind of fighting
the light right now,
but if not, we have
to light up the spot
and just go into the night.
♪ ...sun shines endlessly ♪
♪ I'm going home
to Sacramento ♪
‐Oh, wow.
‐Yes!
♪ To the land
that I call mine ♪
‐Whoo!
‐Two down, three to go.
♪ I always will until
the end of time ♪
♪ I'm going home ♪
That was it.
Oh. That was smooth.
‐God.
‐Yeah, Cole.
So Cole Wilson is ollieing
from the flat about this tall.
Most people can ollie
about that high.
He's ollieing about
right up in here somewhere.
I've never seen
anybody skate this spot
the way he's about to skate it.
♪ Let's order a pizza ♪
Wilson: Damn it.
♪ I got to eat something
before I throw up ♪
Ugh. God.
Aidan, don't you think
you should go over there
and really comfort your husband
in his time of need?
‐For sure.
‐It's kind of selfish
you're over there
with all the bros
and not with your
husband right now.
Yeah.
‐...
‐Dude.
Hey, babe. You got it.
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
I...hate this.
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
♪ 'Cause I ordered it
last time ♪
You all right?
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
♪ Not calling, called it ♪
‐Ugh.
‐You all right, bro?
‐Yeah. Preexisting shinner.
‐Just rehit it?
Yeah.
Thank you so much. All right.
Pizzas have arrived, fellas.
I think I've spent $600
on pizzas today, I think.
I'm not sure.
♪ Let's order a pizza ♪
‐Oh, Mike. Thank you, man.
‐You're welcome. Thank you.
♪ I got to eat something
before I throw up ♪
‐Yeah. There it is.
‐...yeah.
♪ Let's order a pizza ♪
Well, we knocked out
the city challenges.
It took all...day.
Now we got to hit the streets.
The whole book
is what's up next.
We got the whole book to do.
About to jump into the book.
[ Burps ]
♪♪
♪♪
Oh, yeah!
Damn, you put
that shit down.
Oh, my.
Holy shit! Check!
Damn, first try...
There's ain't no one is
skating like him.
Like, he's doing his own thing
the way he wants to.
It's bizarre, but it's sick.
You know what I mean?
‐Woo‐hoo.
Oh ho! No way!
And just his energy is great.
It's...
It's awesome.
♪♪
Oh!
That one.
You...playing around.
Shit. God damn.
Whoo!
‐Ah!
‐Ah!
Come on, Tyson.
You got it.
Get it.
‐Try this one more time.
Yeah. Do that front
tapflip right here.
‐Oh!
‐Oh!
‐Wow!
‐Yeah, Tyson, yeah.
Let's get the front
crooks done now.
Ready?
‐That was bad, dude.
‐That was kind of gnarly.
♪♪
‐That was clean.
‐Yeah.
Let's do Tyson has to air out.
We catch him.
We put him in a handplant,
and then he...lands it.
We need muscle power.
So you think I should
just fly out like this?
Yeah, no.
Not like straight,
like onto your belly
or something.
Are you serious?
Let's start trying
to catch this fool.
‐Oh...
‐Yeah.
No, do another one.
Let's do another one.
My foot.
Wait. Wait.
Grab your board.
Tyson, you got to
grab your board.
‐Push it.
‐Ready?
‐Land it!
‐Oh!
‐This is amazing.
‐This way.
He's coming.
He's coming. He's coming.
‐To the left, to the left.
‐Grab him.
This way. This way.
This way. This way.
‐Grab.
‐Yeah, grab it. Grab it.
Grab it.
‐Eggie. Eggie.
‐Three, two, one.
‐Commit, commit.
Commit.
Yeah!
‐What the...
‐That's a nice job!
‐...yeah.
‐Holy shit.
Wow! That was amazing.
‐That was hectic.
Roy:
Next on "King of the Road"...
Sinclair:
He's the most well‐rounded
skater we have on the team,
and he's the craziest
skateboarder.
He's the dude that we can
count on to do anything.
Get it, get it, get it.
Come on.
‐Yeah.
Who's baby bird?
‐All right.
‐Chima is gonna chew it.
‐Chew it. Who's taking it?
No, Robbie is taking it.
He already said he would.
Open your mouth more.
‐Use your...
‐Oh, you missed.
‐Missed.
Pick it up.
Open your mouth.
I can't look you
in the eyes, dude.
Ugh.
Making the eye contact
was...up.
‐Let's build a fort.
‐Let's do it.
So where are we
blowing it up? Right here?
Yeah, I think it should
be catty‐cornered.
We were thinking about
fort ideas, and I was just like,
"Let's do, like,
a manger scene."
That's perfect.
‐Yeah, that's great.
Pentagrams and
upside‐down crosses,
that's our art direction
right now.
Whoo! Whoo!
‐Yeah, killing it.
‐Oh, my God, yo.
You don't want
to smell my socks.
‐Yeah.
‐Dude.
My feet...
They stink.
♪ And it feels so good ♪
Oh, yeah.
Wash it down
with that CO, no?
♪ Make it feel so good ♪
Check.
This shit is actually
pretty nice.
♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm ♪
Brock: Damn, that's looking
proper in there.
It's the Thrasher
nativity fort.
Hello, mother...
Dude, it is hot
in this shit.
Yeah, it's toasty up
in here.
Sinclair:
We're at the skate park
to try to knock out
some points in the book.
We're finally done
with the city challenges.
We worked on those all day.
‐I can't see, like...
Roy: Just...do it.
Send it.
‐Whoa.
‐Yeah.
‐Get it. Just do it.
‐Yeah.
Roy: Oh, my God.
Let's go see how Aidan is doing
on the...up
challenge over here ‐‐
back noseblunt back 360 out.
Roy: Come on.
♪♪
Whoa! Yes!
...He handled that.
‐Woo‐hoo.
‐Check!
Dude, these guys are in it.
Dude, they want it.
I can tell.
Yeah, go ahead.
♪ It goes away ♪
‐Wow!
‐That was beautiful.
Dude, they're killing it.
Hey, Andy, coach them through
the boneless noseblunt.
‐Oh!
‐Wow.
Hey, it's gonna
...happen right here.
♪ It goes away ♪
Check! Got it! Yeah.
♪ It goes away ♪
God. Glick just got another
50 points for us.
I don't even know what the...
it was. That's how tight it was.
They're getting the clips faster
than I can write them down.
It's a good sign.
‐...yeah.
‐Yeah, Nick.
‐Yeah, so good, dude.
‐Thanks, dude.
‐...yes, dude.
‐What else is there, Mike?
Front crook to fakey,
a teammate's board
while they backside 50‐50.
‐Oh!
‐Whoo!
Nick almost blew a few crucial
easy challenges for us,
but he's the most well‐rounded
skater we have on the team,
and he's the craziest
skateboarder.
He's the dude that we can
count on to do anything.
So one of our guys
has to twerk...
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐...while you ollie them.
Okay. Sounds good.
‐So thank you, Jessie.
‐No problem.
You got to practice twerking
while she ollies over you.
Yeah.
You ever seen
a grown man twerk?
‐A girl and a man?
‐Grown man twerk?
I think I have.
We're doing it over here.
I'm gonna pull
my pants down, bare ass.
All right. Cool.
Roy: Get it, get it, get it.
Come on. Shake it.
Bounce with it.
Bounce with it. Bounce with it.
♪ You turn my dream
to nightmares ♪
♪ Ooh, when I'm up,
you bring me down ♪
Sinclair: I've spent
10 years, a decade,
traveling with Nick Merlino.
Nick will put his life on the
line, his body on the line.
He'll do anything
for his guys.
♪ Keep away ♪
Put him in!
♪ Don't lie to me ♪
‐Come in frontside.
‐Yeah.
‐Go, go.
‐Oh, God.
♪ Stay away ♪
‐Oh, my gosh.
‐Oh.
♪ Stay away ♪
Oh, my God!
♪ Keep away ♪
‐Get it, get it.
‐Shit!
‐Oh, yeah.
‐Oh, my God.
‐Get it, Nick.
‐Get it, Nick.
It's fine.
♪♪
Sinclair: Good one.
Good one.
‐In sync.
‐Yeah!
‐No way!
‐That one was so good, dude.
Whoo!
‐Badass.
‐Whoo!
‐What?
Thanks to you, bro.
Thanks to my bros.
I love you guys.
That should be 500 points
right there. That was insane.
Sorry for hitting
some of you bros in the face.
Yeah, you almost
knocked me out.
Well, you almost blew
the whole...day for us.
That's why I made up for it.
I had to.
Then he...Yeah.
Then he came back.
Oh, my God.
On the next
"King of the Road"...
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
Return of
the handcuff challenge.
Wait, why is there two
set of cuffs, though?
Oh, shit.
Burnett:
We're in our third day,
and everyone is
getting into the act.
‐Oh.
‐Mother...
‐Oh.
‐Oh.
‐...
‐Ugh.
Whoo!
This isn't what I had in mind
when I took the job.
‐Yeah!
‐Check!
‐[ Laughs ]
‐Yeah!