King of the Road (2016-…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Put on That Angry Face and Grind - full transcript

Birdhouse goes Mega, Toy Machine parties with Tommy Sandoval and Chocolate shreds pools with Salba.

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Morning.

Dad!
You want it?

One of the challenges
is get a parent with you

All day
and in the van.



So we brought in
my dad.

Aww.
Yay.

I think
everybody else said no.

That's the only reason
why I'm here.

It's weird, man.
Is there room up there?

Really?
Yeah, for real.

Get on up there.

Sinclair: He just earned us
50 points.

Whew! I'm just --
I'm just along for the ride.

Jason: First birdhouse
skateboarding true.

I got lessons to teach.

Homoki:
Ooh, I'm hungry.

Y'all gotta understand that,
when you're around me,

This older guy,
you gotta keep your mouths...



To the point where you
don't say nothing bad.

I don't like that!

Aah!

Yeah!
I love you guys.

We got him
right in the gut.

There's lots of padding there,
so it's no problem.

♪ raw oysters, texas pete

♪ sea urchin on the reef

♪ sour cheeseburger bit to eat

♪ lick butter goes with keef

♪ into the cocoa leaf

♪ fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪

♪ oh, baby!

We got milo. We got
old king of the road just now.

Burnett: The teams finally
made it to southern california,

and I think
everybody needs

A little bit of a pick-me-up
at this point.

I'll break
your fucking camera.

Why are you filming me?
Film him.

So, we're gonna line
each of 'em up

With a legend of skateboarding
from down here.

Toy machine's going
way down south

To hang out
with tommy sandoval,

One of the gnarliest
street skaters alive.

Fuck you,
motherfucker!

We're going
to san diego.

What?!
Yep.

Damn!
Yeah.

He's been on "king of the road"
three times,

And they've won
every time.

I mean, he's made
for "king of the road."

He's a beast. I'm stoked
we're meeting up with him.

I couldn't be
more stoked.

Provost: Let's get
the fuck out of here.

Did we get
the next city?

Upland.

Ah, we're gonna skate
with salba.

Yeah.
Likely.

Chocolate has the honor

Of getting to meet up
with steve alba.

Hello.
My name is salba.

He won the very first
pool contest

That ever occurred,
like, in 1979, 1980,

And he hasn't
slowed down since.

This dude has been ripping
for 40 years plus.

When you go to skate pools
with him,

He's gonna show you
exactly how to do it.

Salba's been in the skate game
as long as I've known.

And I picked up
my first thrasher in 1986.

He was probably in it,
so I'm sure he's got

Some legendary moves
for us to try to accomplish.

Burnett:
Birdhouse gets to meet up
with bob burnquist.

He's probably
the world's greatest stuntman,

Who also happens to be the
world's greatest skateboarder.

Just getting to go
to his facility,

Which he calls
the dreamland,

Hopefully, it's gonna be
a great time for these guys.

But I don't know how these guys
are gonna handle it,

'cause this terrain
is huge.

Walker: Look at that
fucking ramp, dude.

Homoki:
It's right there.
Holy shit.

My dream come true.
Yeah, buddy.

I was, like, I bet they're
gonna get jaws' dad out there.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, bob.
How you doing?

Good.
How you doing?

It was a dream
back when I was a kid

To have a ramp
in my backyard.

All of a sudden, I'm in
california as a pro skater

And having
the opportunity to build.

I started
with this ramp right here.

So we're out to, like,
vert bowl to compound now,

And then just eventually as I
got things built over the years.

There's a loop back there,
and there's a corkscrew,

And had this pipe
kind of brought in.

And then
the whole mega side of things

Was like
a beyond-the-dream dream,

So that's where dreamland
kind of came about, so...

Bob burnquist is
the fucking man.

He's the shit.
He's a vert legend.

Homoki:
A grind, first try.

Damn!
That was a good try.

Burnett:
Their mystery guest, heath,
has some experience with this.

For his last video park
before he retired,

Even though
he's a street skater,

He shocked the world.

He did a 360
over this gap.

How long did it take you
to do the 360?

100 tries?

One session?
No, in two.

Homoki: God, dude.

Burnquist: There's
an official challenge.

This is a team effort
challenge area,

Which is basically
folding onto this rail,

Pulling it up over the gap,
and try to grind over it.

Don't kick your board out
at us.

I'll try not to.
Okay.

So, I don't know how heavy
it is, so check it out.

Dixon: This is gonna be, like,
hard to keep straight.

Oh, my god.
Whoo!

You ready, bob?
You trust?

Burnett: I don't know how
this is gonna work out,

But bob flies out
over the gap,

And he does different tricks
on these handrails.

Which maybe
that's not a big deal,

Except that bob's going,
like, 30 miles an hour.

If that board comes loose,
it could just be devastating.

Hopefully, this doesn't end
in disaster.

Yeah, that's good
right there.

Grind this shit
first fucking try!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah, bob!

Right fucking here!

You got it!

There's never been anyone like
bob that skates ramps like him.

He can fucking do
whatever he wants,

Riding whatever way
he wants.

He just got so much control,
it's unreal.

Homoki: I just want him
to fucking do it!

Yeah!
Right fucking here!

Come on!

Right here, baby.

Burnett: Good job.
Whoo!

Come on!

Wheatley:
Yeah, steve.
How you doing, man?

Good to see you.
What's up, man?
Elijah.

Hey, steve,
I'm sam.
You too.

Chocolate:
Salba's legendary.

He's known
for skating backyard pools

And full pipes
and all kinds of terrain.

So, can you skate today,
you think?

Yeah -- I mean,
not anything.

I can't fucking rip.
I'll grind a full.

Yeah, hey, whatever.
I know you're kind of hurt.

I heard you slammed
the other day.

But I'm just stoked
you guys are even here.

I got some of the old gear
you guys are gonna wear.

Some of you guys
are gonna wear the pads.

I got nollie shorts, an old
shirt I got at the thrift shop.

So, who's gonna wear
the fucking '70s gear?

This guy right here.

Johnny?
This guy
right here, dude.

All right!

See if it fits.

Yes. So, you're like
a pimp, dude.

Salba: Yeah!

"thriller" over here.

Fuck, yeah.
Oh, my god.

All right, so, here's
all your fucking gear.

All of us?
That's what burnett's
saying, man.

Yeah!
Yeah, salba.

Let's put
some fucking pads on.

Let's put
some fucking shorts on.

Flaco in shorts, dude?

I don't think
I ever seen it, dude.

Burnett: Flaco's known
for his own distinct style,

Highly accented
with animal prints.

He's got full pads,
helmets, shades,

And he's gonna show these guys
a good time.

Jones:
Oh, man, steve.

You look dope!
I know.

yoooo!

Whoo-hoo!

'bout to go grind some pools,
carve some loveseats,

Slash some --
slash some stairs.

'70s-style.

Yeah.

Salba: Are we ready?

We should get in there
before they see us.

Rogers: Ow!

I am fucking in so much pain,
federico.

I don't remember
being this sore.

Berle: When you go skate a pool,
it feels like

You're going on a secret
ops mission or something.

You know, he's, like,
"all right,

Duck behind this wall
for a minute,

And then I'll tell you
when to go."

I'm just, like, "all right."

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Who's gonna volunteer
and do the push-ups?

I need somebody
to do some push-ups.

Me.
Boom.

50 fucking push-ups.

Perez: Holy shit.
Right here, dude.

Hell yeah.

Burnett: They may not be used to
dealing with, like,

A 50-year-old drill sergeant
taking you skating.

But the thing is,
once you get in there,

You're about to get
a master's class

In how to skate
a backyard pool.

Tershy: God damn,
you're flexible.
I'm fucking jealous.

Berle: What are
the challenges, again?

Salba: Everybody here has to do
a front-side grind, at least,

Even some of the guys
who've never done it.

Then the other thing is,
I want someone

To do something rad
on my old bevel board.

I just feel like
when the front's loose,

You got that fucking good
carve power.

♪ welcome to
the vicious circle ♪

♪ welcome to
the vicious circle ♪

♪ where gossip runs amok

♪ and no one gives a fuck

♪ now you're caught inside

♪ and there's no way out alive

♪ welcome to
the vicious circle ♪

Yeah, salba!

♪ welcome to
the vicious circle ♪

Oh, my god!

You got to keep in mind,
this was something

That wasn't built
for skating.

These are narrow, tight
backyard pools.

When you can get a grind
in one of these things,

You feel like
you won the lottery.

I know raven's gonna have
no problems,

But for some of these guys,
this might be their first time

To touch the coping
in a backyard pool situation.

It's kind of
a rite of passage.

Dude, was that
your first pool grind?

First pool grind?
Yeah.

Fuck, yeah!

You guys rule, dude.
Berle: You rule, salba.

Salba:
Oh, it was amazing.

Like, the guys
who never rode a pool,

I'd say more than half of them
got a grind, which was sick.

Johnny got a grind,
flaco got a grind,

Raven was ripping, as usual, and
elijah was just ripping it up.

Rogers: Hey, eldy.
Eldrige: What?

I can't walk right now.
This is really hard for me.

And at least if you just don't
have it in you over there,

I won't, too,
so you won't be the only one.

No, we have to do it
'cause of the challenge.

We got to figure it out.

Provost: Milo, milo!

Oh, shit.

We're headed down
to tom sandoval's house

In san diego --
deep san diego.

Tommy sandoval is a three-time
"king of the road" winner.

He has "die trying"
tattooed across his chest,

And that pretty much
says it all.

He'll do anything
to get a trick.

What he's probably
most known for

Is the greatest mustache
in action sports history.

This thing is a beautiful,
blond sun 'stache

That just wings out
as though he could fly with it.

Let's see
what we got here.

There's all types of mustaches
in here, guys.

Tommy challenge
number one.

Using your special
becoming tommy kit,

Apply your mustaches
and write a meaningful phrase

On your chest,
a la "die trying."

Fuck, yeah.

Daniel tryin'.

Crying?
I'm tommy guns.

Two lungs.

It's just
coming off?

Sandoval: Yes. Yes.

"don't try."

Let's go in the limo!

Burnett: Okay, so, here's
the story with the limousine

And tommy sandoval.

One of the first contests
he ever won,

He won, like,
I don't know, $6,000.

And he's, like,
"holy shit,

This is the most amount of money
I've ever had.

I want to get a car."

And what's the nicest car?

He bought a '92 limousine

And would drive all the homies
around chula vista.

He was just the king
of chula vista.

Yeah!

So for today's challenge,

We're gonna get a limo out
for these guys

And live tommy's glory days
all over again.

Oh, shit, dog.

It's a little michelada kit
right here.

This is that 'hood shit,

That good liquor store find
right here.

Get the little souse.

You just spray it
all over your pants.

Make sure and get it
everywhere.

Oh, my god, dude.

I just crack a little
fresh "a."

That looks heavy
right there.

It's fantastic.

This is the most casual
challenge I've ever experienced

On "king of the road."

It's so good. Cheers.

Yeah!

Whoo!
Yeah!

Yeah!

Chula!
Chulaaaaaaaa!

What do we got to do,
man?

Go to
the chula vista bridge bumps.

Get two tricks on the ledge,
two flip tricks,

And ollie past the crack
on the big bridge.

100 points.
Sounds like
it's easy, right?

Hey, I don't know.

Everybody goes...

Fuck.

All right,
let's end it.

Let's go. Whoo!

Let's go.
Let's end it!

Whoo-hoo!

I fucking did a kickflip.
You missed it?

You don't read the chest?

It's my credo.

Yep.

Back-to-back.

It's only past
the big crack.

Boom!

He just did it.
Provost: Wow!

Tommy's a wild man.
He's the king of the jungle.

He's so epic, like,
confident,

Crazy, cool,
funny, and gnarly.

He's, like, one of the gnarliest
skaters, you know?

Stress level's high
right now, dude.

Pretty much just here
to see collin do the ollie.

Provost: Second half of the trip
can get real rough.

Everybody's just beat up.

A constant week of, like,
trying to skate, it's grueling.

Aah!
Everybody's sore.

Everybody's, like, just kind of
grumpy after a little bit.

Holland: It's just long.

It's hard for your feet
to catch up with your speed.

It's a lot of impact.

Whoo!

Provost: Gets pretty torturous
on the brain.

Gotta power through.

Sandoval:
Hey, that was guranteed.

That was
fucking guaranteed.

so gnarly.

He did it.

Thank you,
brother.

Fuck, yeah.

Come again.
Yeah.

Tommy said it's good,
it's good.

Good day with tommy.
Tommy fucking rules.

How hard does tommy rule,
scale of 1 to 10?

Uh, 35.

35 out of 10.
Yep.

Tommy's the best.

Walker: Ohhhhh!

That was sick as fuck!

Yeah, bob!

Burnquist:
We're here at the step up.

One of the challenges
is to have one of these guys

Get up to the top.

Don't have to flip it,
don't have to 180 it.

Just get up there and ride
your board away. Just step up.

Burnett: Bob's euro gap,
you jump 16 feet up

Onto the deck
of the big quarter pipe.

Like, if you don't
make the gap,

You fall 60 feet
to the dirt and cactus.

What do you think
about the euro gap?

It's just a mind fuck
from standing on top.

Davis: There's not
many people in the world

That can do
any of this shit.

Thank god we have jaws.

Holy shi--
heck, yeah.

Well, I'm -- uhh...

So, your line --
if you were to put your board --

If I were to go
right here.

I'd just put my board down
right there,

Get on,
and then you --

Fuck it, man!

Yeah!
Dixon: Yeah, baby!

Say what?!
No.

That wasn't even
that scary at all.

No, that's what I'm saying.
It's a mental game.

No, dude, do it with mine.
You got it.
Yeah, yeah.

All right.
That was so fun.

♪ feel this way

♪ feel this way

Dixon: Dude, no!

That would be tight!

Hey! Let's get you naked
and shaving cream up this thing.

Homoki: I'm down.

We need
foamier cream.

Walker: There you go.
Oh, my god!

I don't want to stand
behind him.

All right,
I'm ready to rock, baby!

aw, dude,
he's so sick.

How did you
catch that?!

That was insane!

The back slap.

Maybe, like, a hair of his balls
touched, maybe.

Oh, my god!

Good job!

Yeah!

Fuck, yeah, dude!

Good. Good.

I know.
Thank you.

Well, my son said
the same thing about you.

Dude, yeah.

Dude, that was sick.

All right, I'm done.

You can give your dad
a hug.

Aww!
I'm proud of you.

Warning!
Please do not attem--

Wait.
Please do not attempt.

All right.

Whoo!

Say it!
Salba land.

Say it!

Salba:

Damn, this is sick!

What I want to do here,

One of them has to do
a doubles run with me.

And we're gonna try to do,
like, every fucking obstacle

In one run.

But then again, two more dudes
didn't get grinds

At the other pool, so they
still owe me grinds here.

Jereme and justin,
they owe me some grinds.

All right,
let's start skating.

I mean, fucking just do it,
you know what I mean?

So, you just want
to follow me?

Salba's a legend, the myth,
the man himself.

Pure hype at all times,
just stoked.

Like, just sends the stoke
from his eyes into your eyes.

The lines he finds
in some of these pools

Are just mind-blowing,
just criss-cross,

Like, everywhere, you know.

He's a rad dude
to skate with.

I'm fucking serious as a mig.
Its a 100 and fucking 1.

You guys
owe me grinds.

eldridge:
Ready for this, jereme?

Not at all.
I'm not ready.

Salba:
Cool. Check.
Tershy: Was that it?

That was it.

Fuck, yeah!

Rogers: You're done?

I'm done.
Fuck you!

Eldridge: It's not that hard,
jereme. You got it.

You got this,
jereme.

Rogers: Wow!

Tershy:
Not that route.

Not even that back wall.

It's like pulling a guy off the
street and asking him to grind.

That's pretty much
where I stand with this.

Oh, my god,
you're such a bitch.

Salba:
See that big patch hole?

You want to kind of go
right over that, like --

You know,
just like...

Still got my tail
between my legs, salba.

I'm gonna be honest.

Oh! Wheel up,
but no grind.

Fuck!

Put on
that angry face.

Take away
that happy face.

Fucking grind!

Yeah, jereme!

Push it!
Extra push!

That was sick,
jereme! Dude!

I'm really glad that I didn't
fucking let my guys down.

I really thought
I was gonna let them down.

I didn't think
that I had that.

And to be honest, I waited
till every one of them did it.

I was not gonna do it
unless I absolutely had to.

and finally,
after the whole squad did it,

And then eldy came in just fine,
and he just did it real quick.

I was forced
to deal with it.

Look at that.

Solid, dude.

Let me get that
dude!

I feel privileged
just to skate with you guys.

Whoo!

Holy shit.

You guys just cruising through
all the challenges.

I felt like
we needed to raise the bar.

Basically,
it's like a fly-by dropoff.

So, like, as it's flying by,
hanging on the skid,

And then jump off of it
onto the landing.

Whoever's up for it.
Walker:
Clive, is that you?

Dixon: I'll do whatever you guys
want to do.

It's always been
a "king of the road" dream

To involve a helicopter.

Burnquist: So, you'll be
on this side.

So when bob
agreed to do this.

We're, like,
"can we use the chopper, too?"

And he's, like,
"yeah, no problem!"

I love the smell of napalm
in the morning.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Go!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!

Yeah, baby!

that was
so fucking giant, dude!

Yes, dude!

Homoki: Yeah, clyde!

That was so much fun.

That was one of the most fun
things I've ever done.

Oh, my god,
that was so tight.

What?
What?

Homoki:
No one's skydiving.

That's what
he wants to do.

He's already lacing up.
Oh, my god.

Hey, josh!
Who's wearing that?

T-to jump?

It's a parachute.
Here -- put that on.

I don't know how --
I've never jumped before.

Start with the right.
Just make sure
you pull, dude.

Wait -- what?

We shouldn't have a problem.
We'll just land right here.

Don't have
to coordinate much.

You good?

wait, really?

Yeah, dude. This is
the final challenge, man.

You guys have been making it
look too easy.

We got to, like,
really do it up.

I've never -- I've never
done this before.

Yeah, as soon
as the parachute opens,

You want to make sure you grab
the toggles, and then...

I mean, shit,
all right.

no, I --

Burnquist: You got it.
You can do it. It's easy.

But, bob, I've never
done this before.

Is it...
It's easy -- seriously.

You know what
the craziest thing is?

I'm serious.
It's easy.

All right, fuck it.
I guess I'll do it.
Yes!

All right, I'll guess
I'll do it. I don't know.

You know what the craziest thing
is about the whole thing?

Is that he's actually, like,
willing to go.

Obviously, I would not
do that to you.

Like, I wouldn't make
anyone go.

Like, no one's going.
No one's gonna jump, dude.

- There's no way.
- I wouldn't allow it

I thought --

Dude, the fact that you
actually have it, like --

He actually
put it on,

And he's trying to get
directions to go, dude.

that's insane
right there, dude.

That's, like, serious.
This guy's serious.

I've never
done it before.

All right, all right,
all right, dude.

I-I guess that's cool.
I've never done this, bob.

I think we kind of
need to go.

I'll see you guys.
Y'all go have some fun. Yeah!

Seriously.

Hey, boss,
thank you so much, dude.

This was so sick.

That was fun.
That was kinda scary.





Whoo!

Hell, yeah!

Wow!

Walker: We can't be hanging
around for this.

We got shit to do, man.
Sorry, bob.

We love you,
but we got to get the fuck out.

Man: That was tight.
Seriously.



-Whoo!
-Go, bob!





Alba: We're at mount baldy
right now.



Man: Oh, my god.

Berle:
You slide down it?

Salba, he is, like,

"all right, I got one more
challenge for you guys."

You know, but it was

Kind of just supposed to be
more of a fun thing,

You know, end of the day,
a little cool off.

-Damn, feds.
-It's like in "the goonies."

No, sloth!
We have to go, sloth!



Dude, it's freezing!

-Fuck, yeah!
-Yeah!



Man: Fuck, yeah!

Berle: Of course, I was, like,
"should I leave my shoes on?"

And he was, like,

"oh, leave your shoes on
for sure."

I was, like, "oh, but these
are my only skate shoes.

Like, I don't want
to get 'em wet."

I was, like, all right,
I'll just leave 'em off.

Walk into the creek, take, like,
three steps and just feel --

I just immediately knew --

I was, like, oh, yeah,
I needed stitches for sure.

Oh, my god.

God damn it, why didn't I
just fucking wear shoes?

You told me five fucking times
to wear fucking shoes.

This sucks.
Fuck, man!

He needs to go
get his foot fixed.

Yeah, dude.
You can go, let's go, man.

Let's get you
to the hospital.

Fucking go.
Fuck!



Man: Slow down, kid.
It's gonna be all right.

He's on his way to the emergency
room, cut his toe on a rock.

That's a bummer right there.

Vitetta: You think
you'll be able to skate now?

-Definitely not.
-Fuck, this is it?

For sure, yeah.

It's like that far across
and, like, really, really deep.

Like, are you kidding me?

Like, I just skated
for two weeks

Doing shit I should have
broken myself off of,

And I take a couple steps
in a little creek,

And it ko's me.

-Sit down.
-Oh, yeah.

Jones:
Eli, that dude is sick.

I think he's out
for "king of the road."

I don't think
he can skate on that.

I know
eldy fucked up his knee,

And he slammed pretty hard
trying a switch feeble.

Fucking raven
took a slam on that dirt bike.

Man: Ooh!

His shoulder
is kind of fucked up,

But now it's fucking eli
with his toe.

So, it's just
me and stevie.



-Hi, he needs some stitches.
-Okay.

On the foot.

-You got it?
-Yes, sir.

-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

I definitely want
toy machine to win

Because ultimately,

I know more people
on toy machine

Than I know on another team,
so --

-Yeah!
-Whoo!

Burnett:
We'll see if tommy brings
his "king of the road" expertise

To this team.

I can imagine him getting
the guys really hyped up.

At the same time, knowing
the challenges we have in store,

This might
turn into a party van.

♪ party suicide
whoo!



♪ party suicide



All right, so we're on our way
to go skate this 18-stair rail.

Man: Whoo!



All right.

I don't know.
I'm gonna check it out.



Sinclair: This is the end
of tommy time.

This is the final challenge.

This monster of a rail.

Fucking christ, I quit.

I'm done, dude.
Holy fuck.

Tommy's experience
with this rail

Is a back side
blunt slide.

Missed it,

Straight to his face
all the way down,

And the footage is just like --
the footage is epic.

But you miss
on this thing,

And you're fucking --
you're going down.



-Oh, no! Whoa!
-I had it.

-Hey!
-He could have.

He's going for it.

Hey, what the fuck
just happened right now?

I did not even get, like,
a couple feet out of the car.

I looked over, and somebody was
already grinding on the rail.

It hasn't been 10 minutes
since we've been here.

Sinclair: Daniel's fired up.

He almost got it first try,

So we'll see what he could do
right here.

He's gnarly.

♪ get hot

♪ get hot

♪ get hot

♪ get hot

♪ get hot

♪ get hot



Oh, my god, skateboarding
is just on a different level.

Grind 'em?
-Yeah.



Hey, well, you might as well get
a pen, check that off 'cause --

I'm checking, all
the tommy challenges are done.

No, that was it
right there.

That's so fun, and I didn't
get smoked, so I'm thankful.

It feels great.

Marks: That was fucked up.

Grinding the shit out of it
in three minutes.

It's got, like --

I don't know what this is right
here, but it's fucked up.

Try to cut the rail off
or something.

Daniel said, nah, fuck that,
grinded the shit out of it.

Whoo.



Case: We're staging
all the carts right now.

We're gonna start
building our loop

Right here
in the parking lot.

I got to go grab the fork keys,
start moving the fork.



This is gonna be so sick.

Jaws, the past two days
has been going in, dude.

Luckily, I have a loop that
I can set up at any given time,

So that's a bonus
for these guys.

I mean, that's a lot of effort
to put this thing up,

But it's
"king of the road."

It's like,
this is just checking a box.

This felt like a life's work
to me when I did it.

And you guys are just,
like, yep, onto the next one.

Burnett: Birdhouse
is tony hawk's company.

He reinvigorated vert skating.

Tony hawk
is the first guy to do a loop.

Since then, people have just
gotten pummeled left and right.

-Oh!
-Oh!

-Whoa! Heads up!
-Whoa!

-Oh!
-Oh! Holy fuck!

-Fuck, dude.
-Somebody get an ambulance.

Hold on, let me examine my life
right here.

Frick, dude. Okay.



I'm scared. Fuck.

Looking at it from up here,
it looks better than --

-You want to try it with me?
-No.

Literally, if I
was gonna try it,

I would want this entire
parking lot made of pads.

'cause there's no telling, dude.
I might end up 40 feet away.

I know.
Yeah, yeah, all right.

Man: Yeah.

Oh, my god.

That's sick.

As soon as you hit the tranny,

Hold that pump steady.

-Just do it.
-Can I just fucking wing one?



Follow
the green brick road.

Man: You got it, man.



-Yeah.
-Hell, yeah.

Homoki: Wow, dude,
that's what I needed.

That's what I needed.
-Yeah, you got it, aaron.

Man: Yeah.

Hawk: When you do
a whole half-pipe routine,

Pop out, late shove it
into the landing,

And then do a loop.
-Oh, my god.

Like, I didn't even think
about it anymore.

That's sick.

Once you get fucked up,
everything changes.

Oh! Perfect!

-Yeah! There you go!
-Oh!

-Yes.
-Yeah, aaron.

Everyone rises to the occasion,
and they try their best,

But these guys are --
they're the cutting edge.

-You got it.
-It's all right.

-You're looking so fucking good.
-All right.

Hit it!

Man: Yeah!

All right, move
the fucking mats, dude!

-Yeah!
-Move this shit!



Hawk: I feel like
this is one of the things

That really pushes skating

And what people think
is possible.

Man: All right,
let's fucking do this!

-All right!
-Right here, right here!

Whoo!
-Yeah!



-Whoo!
-Yeah!

Whoo! Yeah!

-Fuck that, dude!
-Fuck, yeah, man!

Man: Oh, my god!

Oh, my god.

-He's got to go work it off.
-Oh, my god.

He needs the warm down.

Man: How friggin' sick
was that, dude?

-God, dude.
-That was so tight.

It was terrifying.

Case:
Jaws the past three days,

He did things that people do

Over the course of their
whole life in three days.

I think when people see it,
they'll understand

That, holy shit,
that guy is amazing.

Team mvp, possibly.

The whole thing, mvp,

Every king of the road mvp
for what he did last three days.

Anyone else?
Anyone else?

Going once, going twice.

All right,
let's shut the loop down.

Man: We done!



Smyth: Elijah's been in there
for a few hours,

Getting stitches in his foot.

- Yeah, boys.

Eli has definitely been our
go-to guy on almost everything,

So to lose him
would be a pretty big blow.

I was pissed.
I was, like, are you --

I was trying not to be,
you know.

It was just frustrating, like,
just the last couple days,

Everyone's
just tired and dead.

That's like
at the point in time

Where everybody wants to be
there for each other, you know.

So, like, losing somebody
on your squad,

It does not help at all.



Tershy:
Yeah, I've been ready.



Wheatley:
Come on, ray, that's it.

What the fuck ever,
dude.

Fuck, yeah.
What the fuck ever.

Yeah.

-Hey, boys.
-Hey. What up?

-What's up?
-Yeah.

I'm back.

It was definitely glass.

They were fucking pulling glass
out of my foot.

-They were pulling it out?
-Yeah.

Green glass.

Stella bottle or something
heineken, couldn't tell.

I can't put pressure on it
for 10 days or something.

-Fuck.
-Whatever, it's not that bad.

So you're saying
we got the impossible --

Wheatley: So you're saying
we have a chance.

I'm saying
I can still roll joints.

Hey, you got a smile on,
and you're with the crew,

That's all that matters.

It happened a little early,
which sucks.

Yeah.

Incredible timing.
Thank you, skate gods.

-Can't walk for 10 days?
-Yeah.

-Fuck.
-That's nice, dude. I'm down.

I wasn't gonna walk
for 10 days, anyways.



-Oh!
-Oh!

Man: Whoo!

-You get it?
-Yeah.

Man: Whoo! Hey, bill.
Get the shaving cream.



Hey, man, what!

Whoa! Oh, my god!

Cruysberghs: First
we want to try a flip grind

With the shaving cream.

Be, like, yep.
Stuff like that.

He's just, like, I'll do it.

-Let me do it!
-Hold on!

Leave me alone!

Fuck, you guys!
Holy fuck!



-Yeah!
-Hit it!



I'm pretty sure everyone's
thought about

Skating naked before.

It's tight.

It's free.

Aah!



This is a blessing.

-Yes!
-Yeah, forrest!



-Yeah, forrest!
-Go, forrest, go, forrest!

Holland: Give me five.
That was so sick.

Sinclair:
It was more than impressive,

And that's
a really fucking hard trick.

To do it in the nude with
shaving cream even ups the ante,

So hopefully
that wins best trick.

-Hey, forrest, mike needs a hug.
-No.

-Yeah.
-Hell, no, get off me.

No, no, get the fuck off me,
billy!

-Get him!
-Yeah! Yeah!

-Let's go!
-Hey!

Get off me!

On the next
"king of the road"...

There's a couple canned delights
for you.

Aah!

Fuck.

-Oh!
-Yeah!

Do I look amazing, or what?

It's gonna be
a perfect storm of gnarlitude.



Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Man:
You're fucking pushing, dude.

We're literally skateboarding,
that's it!

Get the fuck
out of my face.

Check!

Hey, this ain't about
the skating, bro.

Yeah, apparently not.

Man: Stop right there.