King of the Road (2016-…): Season 1, Episode 6 - SF Legends - full transcript

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-Oh, yeah.
-We just all piss our pants?

-No.
-Whoo!

You look like you came
out of the psych ward.

Yeah, you look crazy.



No shoes.
-Time to shine, baby.

All right, here you go.
Get it.

Yes!
See it.

It's at least
coming out the bottom.

Oh, my god!

All right.

Fuck!

All right.

Fuck!
Let's go.

♪ raw oysters, texas pete

♪ sea urchin on the reef

♪ sour cheeseburger bit to eat

♪ lick butter goes with keef

♪ into the cocoa leaf



♪ fresh maggots on my teeth,
they're cheap ♪

♪ oh, baby!

[ whistling ]

[ crows ]

Mike d.: Here we are
on the seventh day.

We're in san francisco
right now.

We're at a grocery
store right now,

Trying to get some supplies
for the day.

We got heath in the van now.

We're pretty sure he can
help us out with some shit.

We need to find a lot
more ladies.

Uh, I'm at least 37.

Think you could help us
for a second.

Do you know what --
do you know what thrasher is?

I kind of got a --
got a method to it.

Do you know what
"king of the road" is?

-No.
-You never heard of that?

Mike d.: Tell them that we have
all these challenges,

And I say that one
of the challenges

Is I have to kiss one girl
before we leave the city,

And we're about
to leave the city.

-Really?
-Yeah!

Wait, I haven't -- I had --
I have to do one more.

We're on our way out,
yeah, very short.

-I have my retainers in.
-That's fine.

'cause if you tell them
you've gotta get, like,

As many makeouts as possible,
they're not gonna be down.

You ready?
-Yes.

All right.

Perfect!

Raven: Cool.
It's Wednesday.

-It's Thursday.
-Oh, it's Thursday.

I went a day longer.

Just amazing this
work week is over.

I got this fresh white tee,
hanes to be exact.

I'll throw this thing on.
It's been a minute.

Oh, yeah.
That's fresh.

Ooh!

One time!

Damn, it feels crazy, though.

You want to do a duke
between here and coffee?

Or after?

We gotta get some points
on the board today.

Insane, dude.

Is it a spray
or a solid?

Man: Put the gopro
under his but, sam.

-What's that?
-Put the gopro under his butt.

Oh, yeah.
Fuck this thing!

It's gonna reek in here.

Can we get some tunes
or something, dude?

-Yeah.
-Take a little hit of this.

They might want to hear sound
effects for fucking, you know --

-Hidden track.
-Dude, this is fucked!

-Cut it off.
-Oh, shit!

-Well...
-Mission accomplished?

Mission accomplished.

I don't know what the fuck
to do now.

Can you pull over?

-Throw that thing out the van!
-Yeah, throw it!

-Oh, it stinks so bad, man!
-Get it out!

Get it out, right here!
I don't care, anywhere!

Sam:
I'm trying to be safe.

Oh! Fuck, dude.

-Right now.
-There's your turd.

-Oh!
-Way to get shit done, bro!

Whoo!

Michael: All right,
so we're here in san francisco,

And we're gonna line up
each team

With a notorious
bay area legend.

For toy machine,
they're meeting up

With their old friend,
the duff man -- corey duffel.

For those of you
who don't know corey duffel,

He's tall, dark, and spooky.

He looks like one
of the missing ramone brothers.

He's one of the original
big handrail,

Big drop skaters.

We are gonna head
out to duffel land,

Get a duffel makeover,

And complete his challenges,
which could be anything.

I'm gonna go with complaining,
talking shit,

And having a bad attitude.

That's the duff man.

I love you, duff man.

It's bad shit
trixie's birthday.

Meet up with her husband,
tony trujillo,

To find out your special
challenges to help celebrate.

-Yeah.
-Whoo!

Celebration!

Michael: For chocolate,
they're gonna get to meet up

With tony and trixie trujillo.

This is a thrasher power couple.

They got married
on a skate-rock tour,

And then both of their children

Were conceived
on thrasher tours.

There's nobody more thrasher
than the trujillos

And there's no band
more skate rock

Should I just look up
potrero skate park?

Potrero del sol.

Birdhouse is in
for a special treat,

Because their sf legend
is andy roy,

Mr. Here comes trouble himself.

You like tattoos?

Check this one out.

Like that?

I fucking hate cops.

Andy roy's
gonna introduce them

To the rougher side
of san francisco, I think.

All right, get it!

Andy: So today,
birdhouse

Are coming to meet
the our life fucking crew.

Fuck you, too, jake!

I got something
in store for them.

We're gonna go bomb
some fucking hills.

We're gonna heckle yuppies.

It's gonna be fucking great.

You just want to do a basic?

Yeah, let's do it.

When you come to san francisco

And start bombing
these fucking hills,

There's cars, traffic.

All it takes
is one fucking second,

And your life
is done -- through!

Lights out, good night.

You know,
so cross your fingers, man.

Hopefully,
you fucking come out alive.

Yeah!

Fuck yeah!

Shit!

Man: Lay on that horn.

Duff man.

-What's up, mike?
-Hey.

How you doing, man?

Good to see you.

-So, what's up, dudes?
-How's it going?

Uh, we're not sure yet.

All right, so I guess we got
some challenges for you guys.

First one is you guys got to put
on, like, some clothes,

Kind of like a makeover
of some sort.

So you guys about to get wild.

What?

Corey duffel?
He's a legendary skater.

Somebody can be the duff man
for the day.

Here's the belt for sinclair
to wear for the day.

King of the road, baby.

That ain't gonna fit,
but I'm down.

He's into, like,
an eclectic choice in clothing.

He's into punk rock, I think,
like a bunch of punk-rock bands.

Duff man?
It's close!

That's hot.

-Yeah, bill.
-Holy shit, bill!

-Look at that.
-You look like prince!

He said I look crazy.

Look at him.

I'm duff man.

Shirtless might be good,

Otherwise axel --
-he can't wear a shirt.

Man: He's got one more day
of no shirt.

Corey: On, nice.
All the better.

So we're gonna be headed
to ditch dressed up

In all this fucked-up attire.

I am axel,
here for the dance party.

-Dude.
-Does this mean anything?

Mike s.: All right,
first stop, wall rides.

Billy: Yeah, there's no way
I'm dong this shit.

I've never done a wall
ride in my life.

I'll end up right
in there

With those fucking little --
little fish.

-Whoo!
-Yeah, collin.

Yeah, collin.

So this spot is the first
duff man spot.

Someone's gotta wall ride
front side over,

Someone's gotta wall ride
back side over it.

It's looking terrible.
There's no way

You're gonna be able to stop
before you enter the sludge,

And somebody actually
might go down

Into the shit runoff ditch.

[ rock-'n'-roll music plays ]

-Oh!
-Oh.

-It's hard.
-Yeah.

♪ whoo-hoo-hoo

♪ whoo, yeah,
whoo, yeah! ♪

-Yeah!
-Whoo-hoo!

-Yeah, collin!
-Right on!

Ow!

♪ I keep on rocking
till I end up dead ♪

♪ I keep on rocking
till I end up dead ♪

Look at that shit.
Oh.

Look at that, bugs and shit.

Look at that bug
that was just on my hand.

Fuck.

Mike s.: So that leaves our euro
buddy, axel cruysberghs,

To try a front side.

I think he's really gonna end up
in the fucking sludge

On the front side.

Front side's got the shit end
of the deal, no pun intended,

But...Front side
is the harder one

Of the two wall rides
over this thing.

Oh!
-Got it.

And bonus points
if he knocks hambone

From the ledge
into the fucking shit pit.

-Yes!
-Yes!

-Whoo!
-Yeah!

-Ow!
-Yeah, axel!

-Oh!
-Look at that.

-Whoo!
-Nice, bro!

Nice!
That's a make, right?

Oh, man.
Oh!

-What up, bro?
-Hey!

Tony trujillo, he's
a "king of the road" veteran.

He went on the very first year.

He's powered through.

He's been an mvp.

He holds the "king of the road"
spirit deep in his heart.

Back then,
we actually went across country

In the two weeks or whatever.

Drive all night, skate all day.

That was brutal.

The chocolate team's
coming today.

And do all of their "king
of the road" challenges.

This is waylon.
How old are you?

6.

High five.

-Yeah.
-Down low.

I don't think so.
-Sure.

I happen to know that
it's trixie's birthday today.

So first stop,

They're gonna need
to get her a gift.

-Oh, import!
-Happy birthday!

Thank you.

Okay, so are
we gonna go up to the top

Of alabama street here?

So we've gotta
front side flip it

Or back side flip it
and bomb the hill switch,

And we all gotta
bomb behind him.

Sick.

It's johnny's
birthday today,

And he's been fucking
killing it for us.

You can --
you can power slide,

Whatever, but you gotta do
the whole thing switch.

-And it's not too hard.
-That's right.

Michael: San francisco
is known

For the sketchiest hills
in the country,

And tony trujillo can bomb
those things like nothing.

Back in 2002,

He bombed one of
the biggest hills

In sf, switch.

He might be trying to get them
to do the same kind of thing.

All right, let's go to the top
of the hill.

-Yeah.
-Let's do it.

Grab your fucking axes.

-Oh!
-Oof!

Waylon's a little rascal,

Running around
all over the place.

It's gonna be interesting
to see how that kid turns out.

You know,
once he makes his own decisions,

It's gonna be pretty cool.

Tony: You gonna go
for it right away, 'cause

We gotta be ready
to fucking follow his ass.

-Whoo!
-Nice.

Johnny:
That was a little too slow.

Right here, big dog!

Looks like we're about ready
to bomb here.

What's he trying to do?

Front side flip.

Tony:
Waylon skates a little bit.

He's around skateboards
all the time,

And I thought
that he would know better.

But he saw him pull
the front side flip,

Start bombing down the hill.

-Whoa!
-Whoa!

And then he'd chase
after us on a board,

And he doesn't know how to stop.

So mama was freaking out.

Trixie: No, waylon!
Waylon!

Waylon, no!

All of a sudden, I look over,

And I see waylon
bombing the sidewalk.

I, like, had, like,
the total mom scream.

I'm all, "no!
Waylon, get back over there!"

And, like, I was scared.

-That was fucking raw.
-That was awesome, dude.

Congrats, birthday boy.

San francisco is a tough town,

And there's no tougher guy
than andy roy.

He hangs with the our life crew.

Andy: Our life.

It's all my dirtbag buddies.

You know,
we don't got no fucking rules.

Break rules, that's what we do.

Yeah,
we're just fucking scumbags

That are just trying to survive,

Man, skateboard,
and cause a ruckus.

This is my fucking big security.

Anyone fucks with me,
this is hongry -- big hongry.

He's a homie from oakland.

-Fucking kill you.
-Yeah, our life!

Andy: So, today, birdhouse

Are gonna have to do
some of my tricks

That I did back
in the '90s or whatever.

So whoever they got
that wants to step up,

They're gonna have to do
my old shit.

Good luck. They'll probably
do it first try.

Yeah!

See if he's got this.
See what he's made of!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Yeah, that was --
the one you did was sketchy.

You weren't kidding.

-Ow!
-There you go!

Who's doing
the barbecue?!

Oh.

We definitely barbecue.
We like it.

Or I like it 'cause
it's free food, you know.

It doesn't matter.
You don't need a fucking grill.

We'll adapt, you know,

Like, fucking survival
mode, you know?

Like you're out
in the fucking wilderness.

Jerome: Right now,
I gotta look around for a grill

Or something to cook
barbecue on in the park.

Oh, shit.

Looking for a chain-link fence,
shopping cart,

Any sort of metal surface
where we can cook on.

All right, we got our grill.

Andy: Now they got a barbecue
the fucking our life challenge.

All they could use is charcoals
and --

And matches.
That's it.

That's the only shit
they could use.

Everything else has gotta be
on the fucking ground.

Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to.

I feel like andy
took some liberties with this.

He may have added
a few more challenges.

A little exit
over there for you.

A little exit wound.
-You got that.

Andy: Hey, you need
a little booster?

Give him a little boost,
hongry!

Give me a little boost.

Andy: That's a fucking
bomb-dropper right there.

No one's
touched that thing.

Straight to the ground.

He's a fucking freak, you know?

He does shit
that no one else does.

Yeah, fuck, yeah, aaron!

-Hey, jaws?
-What?

We need you, dude!

No, we're good.
I got this.

All right.

Michael: If you want to throw
some guy off the roof,

Jaws is your guy for sure.

I don't think they've ever seen
anything like that at potrero.

-Yeah.
-Fuck yeah, aaron!

Oh, my god!

Andy: Get it!

Yeah!
-Whoo!

Yeah! All right!
-Coming down!

-Yeah, aaron!
-Coming down!

Andy: Oh! There we go!

Check!
-Sick, dude!

-Yeah!
-Fuck yeah!

Clint:
Yeah, we melted the paint off --

As much as we could get,
at least.

I think we're good.
Uh...

Now we're looking
for the seasoning salts

So we can throw these ribs on,
get them nice and tasty.

Looks like we cooked them fast,
man.

It's hot, look at that.

One hot dog.

Bam.

-How is it, hongry?
-It's pretty good.

Pretty good.
I'm good.

Baby brat.

Clint: Hey, let me know how done
that rib is.

-Oh, it's good.
-Yeah, yeah!

Take the whole team
at potrero.

They call get poisoned
from the grill.

Yeah, give the team
lead poisoning.

-All right, ready?
-Everybody, beer up!

-Beer up!
-Yeah!

All right,
one, two, three!

Andy: Now, stab it,
get trashed, beat each other up!

Mike s.:
This is a huge one,

So if we can send somebody
down this thing,

Give us a minute
for the biggest drop,

Biggest something,
biggest gap.

-I think forrest has got it.
-Yeah.

Wow, this thing's
so steep, dude.

♪ monsters
are all around you ♪

Kind of windy for...
For a gap right now.

But it would look amazing

With the cape
flying in the wind.

Look at him just walking.

♪ monsters in the shadows

Forrest:
I don't know if I can do this.

Dude, all of that bitch
right now.

-All of it?
-All of that bitch.

Forrest: Let me warm up.

Fuck.

Maybe not with the cape.

Mike s.: I can't wait to see
this crazy motherfucker

Fly down this thing.

With the cape
and the toy machine?

Goddamn this.

-Forrest!
-Yeah, forrest!

Man: Duff man!

He's fine.
Yep.

-Yes!
-Whoo-hoo!

Duff man!

-Oh!
-Oh!

He's fucking insane.

That's why we're all psyched
he's on our team.

Hey, blake.

-Yee-hoo!
-Yes!

Yahoo!

Mike s.:
Fly, duff man, fly.

Yes.

-That was like --
-wrapped up in his cape.

-That was fucked up.
-Fuck, man.

Aagh!

You ain't got to do this
if you don't want to.

So, forrest ripped a hole
about this big

In his hip.

It was yesterday.

Want to see it?

And that was yesterday,
and he should have

Got stitched up,
but he refused.

We came here, he was ready
to fly down the gap.

Fell on the first go.

Kind of shrugged it off,
he didn't care,

And then after the fact,
he's bleeding down his leg,

And the gash
went from this to this.

It's a rough time to be
a professional skateboarder

Right now.

Bloody pants --
multiple bloody pants.

He will never
tell you he's hurt.

His fucking
arm could be missing.

"god, yeah, it's fine.

We'll get it later, just go."

It fell out.

Let's give forrest
a round of applause.

-Forrest!
-Forrest!

There's a dog over here.
I think it's that guy's.

I'm gonna ask him if I can do
a nose manual nollie flip

While walking it.

Is that your dog?

Come here, jada.
-Good girl.

-Jada, come on.
-Go on, mama.

Come on.
Come on.

Oh.

Oh, sorry, man.

All right, right here.

Oh, fuck.
All right, right here, burnett.

Oh, yeah, boy!
I's seen it with my eyes!

I seen it!

One last jump
for the camera, look!

Oh, cannonball!
-Do that again!

So, who's the youngest
team rider?

You're the youngest team rider?

So you're gonna have to bake
trixie a birthday cake

And watch the kids upstairs.

Oh, I'm good at that.

You -- you good --
can you cook?

-I love baking.
-Let's do this!

Michael: They gotta make a cake
for trixie's birthday,

And they gotta watch those kids,

Because the grownups
are gonna be downstairs

Recording an original "king
of the road" song with bad shit.

-What's your name?
-Waylon.

Waylon?
Let me see.

-How old are you?
-19.

All right.
Last year of your teens.

-Yeah.
-Just a warning, uh,

The baby's probably gonna be
screaming the whole time.

Because he's just,
like, kind of crazy.

Go!

-Where's go-go?
-Right here.

Trixie: He's all ready
to be baby-sat.

I haven't played since October,
and I played yesterday.

And we could only get two songs
out, that's it,

Because they just kept
running in the room.

And so, yeah,
and when I heard

That that was the challenge,
I was like, "all right."

I don't know,
we should get the cake started

'cause that's gonna
take a minute.

Are you preheating
the oven?

-Yeah.
-Oh, nice!

He said he bakes.

Trixie: Oh, god,
this is gonna be hilarious.

Want to help?
Come on.

[ rock-'n'-roll music plays ]

All right.
Oh, goodness.

Nobody, I just really just,
like, learned on my own.

My roommates,
they smoke weed a lot,

So they're like,
"oh, bake a cake."

I'm like, "all right."

Ooh!

Oh!

Johnny: Oh, now I gotta pour it
in the pan right now.

All right.

All right.
Want to bring it?

Look at the cake.

I got three brothers
and two sisters.

A lot of young ones,
so it's nothing new to me.

I was feeling that.

Oh, god!

All right.

Should we check
the progress?

-Yeah, it's fine.
-It's coming?

Elijah:
How long does it have to --

It doesn't
have to be long.

Trixie:
Elijah was writing,

But he was getting
so frustrated.

He got too stoned,
and I'm like,

"oh, dude, just get it done!"

Tony:
You're getting it, elijah.

We'll --
we'll sort it out, it will work.

-It shall work.
-Work!

I wonder how the cake's
coming along?

The cake's gonna be done
before the song.

All right, you want
to help me decorate the cake?

Look at that.

All right.

Yeah.

Dip some more.

What the fuck.

We're looking for highest,
longest, most right now.

And duffel
told us about this rail

That he always wanted to grind,

But he never manned up to do it.

So we're gonna see if anybody
in the crew

Is feeling like
jumping right now.

-What, you never did it?
-No.

Mike s.: Axel looks like

He's eyeing it up
pretty hard over there.

We're definitely
gonna have to watch

For cars both ways --
kind of a busy street.

And keep everybody safe.

-Oh, fuck!
-Oh!

-Whoo!
-Oh!

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

-Yeah, baby!
-Oh, that was it!

This is sketchy
fucking board, son.

It's so long

And there's all the crossbars
coming down.

Your wheel could get caught.

And he's doing it
down the gnarliest rail.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

-Oh!
-Oh!

That was so freaking cool, man!
Oh!

Dude, he was...Sideways!
Wow!

He's got it, dude.

Corey: Hey, axel,
if you just hold it,

Man, you're, like, right there,
right at that point.

You just gotta
keep it going.

Fucking...

Such a mission.

Man: Oh, my god!

Whoa!

Mike s.: We've been at this spot
about an hour.

Axel's trying his ass off

At what we think will be
the longest board slide

Of "king of the road."

Billy:
And gnarliest rail.

-And gnarliest rail.
-That's a long one.

Two in one right here.

He knows he can do it.
We all know he can do it.

It's something's
just not working out.

So it's like, either,

Keep going, keep going,
kill all your energy

Till you either make it or you
just fucking get defeated.

Good tries, man.
Fucking beyond good tries.

Shit.

That's the only thing
left you needed

Was a little bit of luck.

Andy: Does he know
it's standing up on him?

Oh, here's another
popped collar.

Watch out, yuppies,
we're fucking driving here!

Yuppies!

If the yuppies are gonna
take my spot here in the city

And raise the rent on me,

Then I'm gonna cause them
a fucking living hell!

How did you get your collar
to stay up like that?

-Yuppie scum!
-Eat it!

-Die, yuppie, die!
-Yeah, there you go.

All right, that's it.
Let's do it.

Andy: We had to take him out
to go find some yuppies

At like a café
with the wi-fi or whatever,

The typewriting
they do in the window.

So we went and heckled them.

-Yuppie scum!
-Die!

Die!
Die, yuppie scum!

-Die!
-Die, die!

Man:
What the fuck, dude?!

Woman: You guys
are fucking assholes!

-Oh, you missed it!
-Right here!

-Yes!
-Oh, she was bummed.

You guys are a bunch
of assholes!

Tony: I'm gonna run out
of babysitting money soon!

I'm not a singer.
I don't fucking write songs.

You can't rush creativity.

That's plenty.
We got it.

Let's go.
-All right, all right.

-21.
-21.

25, 26, 27...

Looks great.

That guy is a natural.
He is so cool.

He even did the dishes.

And then he even fed the baby.

He sat on the chair
and fed the baby.

So cute.

And then I found out
it was his birthday, too.

Who's that playing down there?

My dad
and my mom.

That's cool.

All right,
I think that's a take.

-Upstairs for cake.
-Let's hit it.

-Johnny, you baked that?
-No way!

Tony: Let's take it downstairs.
Where's mama?

Let's do it up here.
Mama?

Trixie: Oh, yeah!

Chef johnny.

A lot of fucking candles.

All right.

♪ happy birthday to you

♪ cha cha cha

♪ happy birthday to you

♪ happy birthday,
dear trixie ♪

♪ happy birthday to you

Let me take a breath.

-Yeah!
-Whoo, whoo!

-Whoo!
-Dude, oh, oh!

-There you go!
-Yeah!

-Yeah!
-All right.

Thank you.
I don't think I made a wish.

Oh, well.
That looks moist!

Good job!
That is so good.

-Oh, my!
-Have a good adventure.

-Thanks.
-Yeah, johnny!

Tony: Good to see ya.

Have a great adventure.
-Happy birthday.

If it hasn't
been already.

Man: Johnny,
you have a future.

Cake boss!

Let's do these burgers.
Let's do it up.

Here comes
the bob's burger toss.

You got three tries.

So who's flipping the patties.
Is it billy?

Daniel: I'm flipping it,
bill's catching it.

Getting ready for it.
Getting warmed up.

I got the spatula toss to bill.

Man:
There's another option.

Three tries,
gotta get him

A burger patty on it
and get him bunned up,

And then he's gotta
eat it right away.

I'm gonna do my part,

As long as he fucking
handles his part,

Then it's all good.

Like in baseball
when the team fucked up,

It's usually
the pitcher's fault.

-Get it, bill.
-Come on, dude.

Daniel:
Any of these guys right here?

Any of them
are good to go.

Ready?

Man: Whoo!

-It exploded!
-You got two more tries.

Corey:
Two more tries, little bill.

All right,
let's try it again.

Daniel, let's do this!

Look at those bad boys.

-All right, bill.
-Yeah.

Round two, baby.

Ready for it?

Ready for it?
-Yep.

Good to go, big guy?

Yeah, bill!

Yeah, bill!

-Oh!
-Whoo!

-Damn!
-You guys nailed it!

I'll take a nudge on that.
Yeah!

That's tight.

-He nailed it.
-That was great.

We gotta get the tow in,

Then we're gonna keep
hitting some spots.

We're gonna
stay here tonight.

Mike, you look
so fucking cool, man.

You're like a russian godfather,
just all eating.

Okay.
Let me tell you guys.

We enjoy food

And here's
what we will do to conquer.

Ah, cool.
Let's go get the bumped ollie.

Provost is our guy.

And he's got the leather,
just in case shit happens.

♪ like an atom bomb

Whoo!

♪ night falls

♪ these walls

♪ are leaking memories again

♪ open

♪ the vein

♪ the blood of ages

♪ flooding in

♪ the hollow hills are opening

♪ the hills are calling

♪ the hollow hills are opening

-Oh!
-Nice fucking ride, man!

♪ yeah

-Fuck!
-That looks heavy.

♪ I awake

♪ behold the sun!

It's 12:30 on the dot.

We're one day
past the midway point.

Dudes are a little fried.

Dudes are sore.

And they're tired and they're --

It's hard to rest up,
on the road, battling stuff.

-Don't.
-Shh!

-Shit!
-Back to it, goddamn it.

-No hands, just head.
-Keep going.

Yeah, but I can't.

I can't just put all my pressure
on my neck.

This is insane.

I think that we have
the most motivated,

I don't give a fuck mystery
guest you could possibly get.

That's a great thing.

Letting forrest do his thing
out there.

That's 6 feet, right?

If you go fast enough,

You'll get 6 feet
no fucking problem.

Wipe out -- yeah.

You have to dismount after?

No.
6 feet, that's it.

Yeah, forrest.

Good try, man.

That was sick, eh?

You got this.

-What the...?
-Oh!

Back flip.

I can't but laugh,
sorry, man.

-It's all good, man.
-That was fucked up.

-I'm sorry.
-Flopped.

30 points.

Billy: Taking a shit
in the van

Doesn't seem so bad
now, does it?

Forrest:
I'm gonna do that, too.

-Dude!
-What the fuck?!

I count it!

I didn't see it.

-Yeah!
-Whoo!

Yes, that was it!

That's 6 feet!
Aagh!

Is that 30 points?!

Whoo!
-Mark it in the book!

-Whoo!
-Fucking killed it.

-Yeah!
-Whoa!

-It's official from the angle.
-Yeah, I don't understand, man.

My eyes are fucked.

-Should we get him one more?
-Yeah.

-You think so?
-Yeah.

Forrest?
You're gonna hate me, man.

We need one more.
-It was out of focus?

Yeah.

Duffel, just lay down
behind him.

You're 6 foot, right?

You got that, forrest.

-Yes!
-Oh, fucking crack, dude!

There's a crack, man!

-Oh, my god!
-Yes!

That's 6 feet
and a slam.

Forrest: Worst slam!

It's about time
to shit in the van, forrest.

Mike d.: We're in san jose
right now.

I just drove
from san francisco.

It's, like, I think,
what is it, like midnight?

Clint: Yeah, we're looking
for a front board kick flip.

That's a 150-pointer.

I'm not really necessarily good
at that trick.

I've never done it on a rail,
but this is a --

If there was gonna be a rail
to do it on, I think this is it.

It's like one
of the fucked-up ones,

So that would help us out
a bunch if we can get it,

'cause that shit
is not something

You want to do
on a handrail.

There's no way
to pop your board,

It really kind of
flops out.

That's probably
not gonna look very good.

It's not gonna look pretty,
but it will count.

Michael:
The fucked-up challenges,

Which are 150 points,

Which is the most points
you can get,

There's only a few of those.

It's another one
of those things,

It's like, ultimate commitment.

There's been tricks
that we put in year after year,

Like, and nobody's done them.

And then all of a sudden,
three people do them.

Johnny:
Frontboard kick out is...

I saw a rail, like, video,

So I knew it was,
like, mellow.

And that's why I need it,

'cause I can do it
on flat boards and stuff.

So if I'm gonna do it up,
then I need it slightly mellow.

Once I jumped on,
it's like, "oh, yeah,

I can probably do this."

Oh!
Whoa!

Oh-ah!

Fuck, birdhouse!

-Yes, dude.
-Wow!

Michael: These tricks are,
like, super hard.

It's not uncommon for a guy
to try four hours, you know?

Factor that in, like,
super late night,

'cause a lot of the stuff,
you can only skate

When you go there
in the middle of the night,

It's insane.

It's "king of the road."

I'm excited to see
if they can do it.

I am so damn confident
that johnny

Is gonna do this fucking
frontboard kick flip

That I am willing to put
this $200 on it, 'cause

I know that he's gonna do it,
and I owe him a birthday gift.

You got it, johnny.

Oh!

Oh!

-Oh!
-My god!

-Whoa!
-Whoa, yeah!

Right fucking there,
dog!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Yeah, clint.
You got this.

Fuck yeah.

-Oh!
-Oh, my god, man!

Yes!

I don't remember even
doing that!

I don't remember.
Yeah!

I don't even remember doing it!

-Whoo!
-Oh!

Yes!
-Fuck, yeah!

-Oh!
-Yeah!

-Oh!
-Hey!

That was --
that was insane, dude!

-That was insane, dude.
-Oh, damn, dude.

You put the team
on his back.

I'm so happy.

Fuck yeah!

Let's go, dude.

Small rail frontboard
kick flip done.

150, baby!

Fuck!

Whoo!

I'm so fucking happy, dude!

Seriously, holy shit.

On the next
"king of the road"...

This is scary
as shit right here.

Man: Yeah!

Almost got decapitated, dude.

-Oh, shit!
-Whoo!

He's lost
his goddamn mind.

-Oh.
-Yeah!

That's as much
as I could cover.

Man: Take the beer
and the funnel over there.

Wait, what?
Butt chug?

What does that mean, dude?

Check!

Man: Feels good.

Oh, my god,
he fell on his...