King of the Hill (1997–2010) - episodes with scripts

King of the Hill is another animation hit for Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, who also voices the starring character Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town Arlen, Texas. Hank is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but he finds (some) serenity in his home-life with his wife, substitute Spanish teacher Peggy, his awkward son Bobby and his live-in niece-in-law Luanne Platter. Adding flavor to the ordinary dish the series serves are Hank's friends, divorcee military barber Bill Dauterive, paranoid Dale Gribble (with an obsession with Government conspiracy theories) and gibberish spouting Boomhauer.

Season 1

Season 2

1. How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
2. Texas City Twister
3. Arrow Head
4. Hilloween
5. Jumpin' Crack Bass
6. Husky Bobby
7. The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
8. The Son That Got Away
9. The Company Man
10. Bobby Slam
11. The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
12. Meet the Manger Babies
13. Snow Job
14. I Remember Mono
15. Three Days of the Kahndo
16. Traffic Jam
17. Hank's Dirty Laundry
18. The Final Shinsult
19. Leanne's Saga
20. Junkie Business
21. Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
22. Peggy's Turtle Song
23. Propane Boom

Season 3

1. Death of a Propane Salesman
2. And They Call It Bobby Love
3. Peggy's Headache
4. Pregnant Paws
5. Next of Shin
6. Peggy's Pageant Fever
7. Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
8. Good Hill Hunting
9. Pretty, Pretty Dresses
10. A Fire-fighting We Will Go
11. To Spank with Love
12. Three Coaches and a Bobby
13. De-Kahnstructing Henry
14. The Wedding of Bobby Hill
15. Sleight of Hank
16. Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'
17. Escape from Party Island
18. Love Hurts and So Does Art
19. Hank's Cowboy Movie
20. Dog Dale Afternoon
21. Revenge of the Lutefisk
22. Death and Texas
23. Wings of the Dope
24. Take Me Out of the Ball Game
25. As Old as the Hills

Season 4

1. Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
2. Cotton's Plot
3. Bills Are Made to Be Broken
4. Little Horrors of Shop
5. Aisle 8A
6. A Beer Can Named Desire
7. Happy Hank's Giving
8. Not in My Back Hoe
9. To Kill a Ladybird
10. Hillennium
11. Old Glory
12. Rodeo Days
13. Hanky Panky
14. High Anxiety
15. Naked Ambition
16. Movin' on Up
17. Bill of Sales
18. Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
19. Hank's Bad Hair Day
20. Meet the Propaniacs
21. Nancy Boys
22. Flush with Power
23. Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
24. Peggy's Fan Fair

Season 5

1. The Perils of Polling
2. The Buck Stops Here
3. I Don't Want to Wait ...
4. Spin the Choice
5. Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
6. When Cotton Comes Marching Home
7. What Makes Bobby Run?
8. 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
9. Chasing Bobby
10. Yankee Hankee
11. Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
12. Now Who's the Dummy?
13. Ho, Yeah!
14. The Exterminator
15. Luanne Virgin 2.0
16. Hank's Choice
17. It's Not Easy Being Green
18. The Trouble with Gribbles
19. Hank's Back Story
20. Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

Season 6

1. Bobby Goes Nuts
2. Soldier of Misfortune
3. Lupe's Revenge
4. The Father, the Son and J.C.
5. Father of the Bribe
6. I'm with Cupid
7. Torch Song Hillogy
8. Joust Like a Woman
9. The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
10. The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
11. Unfortunate Son
12. You There God, It's Me Margaret Hill
13. Tankin' It to the Streets
14. Of Mice and Little Green Men
15. A Man Without a Country Club
16. Beer and Loathing
17. Fun with Jane and Jane
18. My Own Private Rodeo
19. Sug Night
20. Dang Ol' Love
21. Returning Japanese

Season 7

1. Get Your Freak Off
2. The Fat and the Furious
3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do
4. Goodbye Normal Jeans
5. Dances with Dogs
6. The Son Also Roses
7. The Texas Skilsaw Massacre
8. Full Metal Dust Jacket
9. Pigmalion
10. Megalo Dale
11. Boxing Luanne
12. Vision Quest
13. Queasy Rider
14. Board Games
15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy
16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
17. The Good Buck
18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
19. Be True to Your Fool
20. Racist Dawg
21. Night and Deity
22. Maid in Arlen
23. Witches of East Arlen

Season 8

1. Patch Boomhauer
2. Reborn to Be Wild
3. New Cowboy on the Block
4. The Incredible Hank
5. Flirting with the Master
6. After the Mold Rush
7. Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
8. Rich Hank, Poor Hank
9. Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill
10. That's What She Said
11. My Hair Lady
12. Phish and Wildlife
13. Cheer Factor
14. Dale Be Not Proud
15. Après Hank, le Deluge
16. DaleTech
17. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
18. Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
19. Stressed for Success
20. Hank's Back
21. The Redneck on Rainey Street
22. Talking Shop

Season 9

1. A Rover Runs Through It
2. Ms. Wakefield
3. Death Buys a Timeshare
4. Yard, She Blows!
5. Dale to the Chief
6. The Petriot Act
7. Enrique-cilable Differences
8. Mutual of Omabwah
9. Care-Takin' Care of Business
10. Arlen City Bomber
11. Redcorn Gambles with His Future
12. Smoking and the Bandit
13. Gone with the Windstorm
14. Bobby on Track
15. It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings

Season 10

1. Hank's on Board
2. Bystand Me
3. Bill's House
4. Harlottown
5. A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
6. Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
7. You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
8. Business Is Picking Up
9. The Year of Washing Dangerously
10. Hank Fixes Everything
11. Church Hopping
12. 24 Hour Propane People
13. The Texas Panhandler
14. Hank's Bully
15. Edu-macating Lucky

Season 11

Season 12

Season 13

1. Dia-BILL-ic Shock
2. Earthy Girls are Easy
3. Square-Footed Monster
4. Lost in MySpace
5. No Bobby Left Behind
6. A Bill Full of Dollars
7. Straight as an Arrow
8. Lucky See, Monkey Do
9. What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
10. Master of Puppets
11. Bwah My Nose
12. Uncool Customer
13. Nancy Does Dallas
14. Born Again on the Fourth of July
15. Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
16. Bad News Bill
17. Manger Baby Einstein
18. Uh-Oh Canada
19. The Boy Can't Help It
20. To Sirloin with Love
21. The Honeymooners
22. Bill Gathers Moss
23. When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
24. Just Another Manic Kahn-Day