Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 8 - Clothes Minded - full transcript

Kim is forced to look for new mission wear when Club Banana discontinues her usual ones. Meanwhile, college applications are at the door and Drakken is working on a new scheme.

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WHY WOULD DRAKKEN WANT TO
STEAL FROM A HYDRAULICS LAB?

YOU ASK WHY, I ASK HOW. HOW?

HOW FAST CAN WE
GET OUT OF HERE?

HOW LONG TILL I
LOSE MY PANTS?

HOW BAD WILL I
GET... OHH... HURT?

Kim:
LET'S SAVE TIME.

WHATEVER YOU'VE
STOLEN, GIVE IT BACK.

WE HAVEN'T STOLEN
A DARN THING.

I'VE STOLEN THE DARN THING,
SHEGO. LET'S GO.

UGH!

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU BUY
OFF THE RACK.



I STICK
WITH WHAT WORKS.

YEAH, SEASON AFTER SEASON
AFTER SEASON.

SINCE WE'RE BEING HONEST,
I AM SO OVER THE GREEN.

THIS IS A CLASSIC.

GOT HER, KIM! AAH! OH!
THE HOT STEAMY BADNESS!

LATER, FASHION DON'T.

KIM!

[COUGHING]
KIM!

I'M SORRY, RON, BUT
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

BUT... BUT YOU CAN SEW UP
THE DAMAGE, CAN'T YOU?

RON, I'M A BRAIN SURGEON,
NOT A MIRACLE WORKER.

BESIDES, I'M KIND OF BUSY
RIGHT NOW.

WELL, IT WAS
WORTH A SHOT.

I TOLD YOU, SHE ONLY
SEWS LIVING TISSUE.



Doctor: CLEAR!

[FLAT LINE TONE]

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS, JUST ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

GOOD TO GO, RON.

YEAH, BUT WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO WITHOUT YOUR
MISSION OUTFIT, K.P.?

NO BIG. CLUB BANANA
EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I SAW THEM TWO WEEKS AGO.
I EVEN SOLD A PAIR.

THE LAST PAIR.
THOSE CARGO PANTS HAVE
BEEN DISCONTINUED.

WELL, WELL, WHAT
ABOUT THE, UH...

CROP TOP, TOO.

OH, GREAT. THAT MEANS
I'LL HAVE TO BUY...

THE CHEAP KNOCKOFFS.

SORRY. THEY BLEW OUT
OF HERE AT 1.99.

EVEN THE KNOCKOFFS ARE GONE?

Wade: STILL NO THEORY

ON DRAKKEN
AND THE HYDRAULICS HEIST,

BUT I DID SEARCH 14,000
ON-LINE RETAIL SITES
FOR YOUR MISSION OUTFIT.

YOU CAN DO
ANYTHING, WADE.

UH, ABOUT THAT...

NO!

[BELL RINGS]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
MY LOOK WAS EVERYWHERE.

NOW IT'S NOWHERE.

IT'S TOUGH STAYING TIGHT
WITH THE FASHION, K.P.

BELIEVE ME. I KNOW.

AT LEAST THERE'S STILL
THE BATTLE SUIT.

UH, ABOUT THAT.

NUMEROUS PROBLEMS,
INCLUDING A GLITCH
WITH THE STEALTH MODE.

FOR TWO HOURS
LAST NIGHT,

I COULDN'T EVEN FIND
YOUR BATTLE SUIT.

BUT I'LL KEEP AT IT.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
COME ON, RON.

AH! MR. BARKIN.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
GOING, POSSIBLE, HMM?

UH, HISTORY CLASS?

BUT THEN YOU'D
MISS YOUR COLLEGE
ADMISSIONS APPOINTMENT

WITH YOUR GUIDANCE
COUNSELOR, WOULDN'T YOU?

TODAY?

OK, POSSIBLE,
LET'S GET TO IT.

YOU'RE MY GUIDANCE
COUNSELOR?

AFFIRMATIVE. EVER SINCE
MS. SPECKSTROM DECIDED
TO CHANGE CAREERS

AND GO INTO PROFESSIONAL
SHRIMPING.

NOW, I ASSUME THAT
YOU'VE NARROWED THE FIELD

TO 3 UNIVERSITIES...

WELL, NO. I... 3?

SCHEDULED A DAY TO TAKE
YOUR FACTUAL APTITUDE TEST?

UM, NOT EXACTLY.

FINISHED AND PROOFED
YOUR COLLEGE
ENTRANCE ESSAY?

I HAVEN'T STARTED
ANY ESSAY, PER SE.

LETTERS
OF RECOMMENDATION?

[GULPS]
UH-UH.

WELL, MY MISTAKE, THEN.

I THOUGHT THAT YOU WANTED
TO GO TO COLLEGE, POSSIBLE!

HERE. TAKE THIS INFO SHEET
ON SHRIMPING JUST IN CASE.

Shego: WE'RE BUILDING
A UNIVERSITY?

IT MAY LOOK
LIKE A UNIVERSITY
ON THE OUTSIDE,

BUT ON THE INSIDE...

IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE
A UNIVERSITY.

WRONG YOU ARE, SHEGO.

WELCOME TO MY NEW
SUPER LAIR.

SERIOUSLY?

WHAT BETTER PLACE
TO HIDE MY GREATEST
SUPER-WEAPON EVER.

THE INTERCONTINENTAL
ELECTROMAGNETISIZER.

AND BECAUSE I PUT
"COLLEGE,"
NOT "LAIR,"

ON THE GRANT
APPLICATIONS,

THE GOVERNMENT'S PAYING
FOR EVERYTHING,

EXCEPT FOR A FEW KEY PARTS
WE STILL NEED TO STEAL.

AH, PRETTY IMPRESSIVE FOR
A COLLEGE REJECT.

HEY. COLLEGE
DROPOUT, SHEGO.

THEY LET ME IN.
I LET MYSELF OUT.

Kim: WOW. COLLEGE
SURE IS A LOT OF
PAPERWORK AND STUFF.

NATURALLY, HONEY,
IT'S A GIANT STEP.
EVERYTHING CHANGES.

EVERYTHING?
I KNOW. ISN'T
IT EXCITING?

YEAH, EXCITING.
CHANGE IS GOOD.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
THIS STUFF IS ALL FOR
THE UNIVERSITY OF UPPERTON.

HMM, HOW DID
THAT HAPPEN?

MAYBE AN ALUMNI
DID IT. MOM?

WELL, THEY DO HAVE
A WONDERFUL
PREMED PROGRAM.

YOU KNOW, FYI.

KIMMY, I UNDERSTAND YOU
NEED NEW MISSION WEAR.

YOU KNOW WHERE I
CAN STILL BUY?

OH, NO. BETTER.

PRETTY SWEET... HA...
ISN'T SHE?

THIS IS BETTER?

SEE, HONEY, IT'S
BEEN MY DREAM TO SEE
YOU SAVE THE WORLD

WITHOUT BARING
YOUR MIDRIFF.

YOU WANT ME TO WEAR IT?

GREETINGS, MS. POSSIBLE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
ME ON NOW?

Dad: LOOKING GOOD,
KIMMY.

AND IT'S
THE VERY LATEST

IN ASTRO-BLASTO
TECHNOLOGY.

[BLOWS]

IT'S SORT OF BULKY.

Computer: I BEG YOUR PARDON.

PRESS THE ORANGE
LIFE SUPPORT BUTTON
ON YOUR CONTROL PAD.

BATTLE READY FOR
ANY ATMOSPHERIC
CONDITIONS.

I APPRECIATE THAT, DAD,
BUT I'M NOT SURE
THIS IS GONNA WORK.

DID I MENTION
THE BUILT-IN
KIM-MUNICATOR?

HEY, WADE,
WHAT'S THE SITCH?

UH, YOU FIRST, KIM.
ARE YOU INSIDE A SPACESUIT?

MISSION SUIT, WADE.

OK. DRAKKEN
AND SHEGO
WERE SPOTTED

BREAKING INTO
THE MIDDLETON
MAGNETIC INSTITUTE.

DIDN'T KNOW THERE
WAS ONE, BUT I'M ON IT.

GOOD LUCK. LOOKS
LIKE YOU'LL NEED IT.

I HEARD THAT.

OK, DAD. NO CHOICE
BUT TO TRY IT.

THEN YOU'LL NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT THE PURPLE BUTTON.

[BEEP]

ROCKETS ARE GO.

THE TRANSHEMISPHERIC
MAGNETOSCOPE IS
MINE, SHEGO.

[SARCASTICALLY]
NOW WE CAN LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Kim: ONCE UPON A CRIME.

OK, I AM SO BEING
OUTSHINED RIGHT NOW,
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

HA HA HA!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S
FUNNY? THAT GETUP.

IT'S AN ASTRO-NOT.

HA HA HA!

GAME RECOGNIZES
GAME.

WHOA!

FINISH THE JOB, SHEGO.
I'LL BE WAITING IN
THE GETAWAY CRAFT.

Wade: KIM...

I THINK I KNOW
WHAT DRAKKEN'S
TRYING TO STEAL.

WADE, MOVE. I CAN'T SEE.

OH, CALL ME BACK.

OH, NO.

YOU CAN'T DRESS,
YOU CAN'T FIGHT,

YOU GOT NO MOJO.

YOU WISH.

SUIT YOURSELF,
THEN.
KIM!

Computer: SORRY. I
FAILED YOU, KIM POSSIBLE.

Wade: SO DRAKKEN IS
OBVIOUSLY STEALING PARTS
TO BUILD SOMETHING.

BUT WHAT? I SO
HATE SURPRISES.

Monique:
SURPRISE!

CALL YOU BACK, WADE.

WHAT'S ALL THIS?

NEED A MISSION SUIT?
I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL.

I'VE BEEN WAITING
TO TAKE THIS ASSIGNMENT
ON FOR A LONG TIME.

WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

UH, CHECK THE GOODS.

FLEXIBLE; RIP RESISTANT;
BUTTON OR ZIP FRONT;

OPTIONAL POCKETS;
V-NECK OR CREW.

KIM, ARE YOU OK?

UM, YEAH. THINK SO.

[BEEPING]
UH, HELLO?

HI, HONEY. SOMETHING
URGENT HAS COME UP.
CAN YOU GET AWAY?

SO WHY ARE WE AT
YOUR OLD UNIVERSITY?

I PULLED SOME STRINGS,
CALLED IN A FAVOR,

AND, WELL, THE DEAN
CLEARED HIS SCHEDULE.

HE CAN DO YOUR PERSONAL
INTERVIEW RIGHT NOW.

MS. POSSIBLE, COME, COME.

YOU CAN THANK
ME LATER.
GOOD LUCK, HONEY.

UM, HI.

LET'S GET TO IT, SHALL WE?

WHY SHOULD THIS UNIVERSITY
CONSIDER YOU FOR ADMISSION,
MS. POSSIBLE?

WELL...

[BEEP]

OH, SORRY.
THIS MUST LOOK BAD,
BUT COULD I JUST...

REPORTS OF A BREAK-IN
AT THE MIDDLETON
GEOLOGICAL CENTER.

WE HAVE A GEOLOGICAL
CENTER, TOO? WHO KNEW?

HEY, KIM, HEARD YOU NEED
A NEW MISSION SUIT.

HEY! I WAS TALKING TO KIM.

BUT THIS IS
AN EMERGENCY.

Wade: I KNOW.
I'M TRYING TO BRIEF HER,
SO STOP INTERRUPTING.

YOUR SUIT IS...

DRAKKEN'S PROBABLY GONNA
STEAL THE...

CHECK THE TRUNK, KIM.

UH, WHAT ABOUT ME? HELLO!

I HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO GO.

GEOLOGICAL CENTER,
RON. HURRY.

WHERE'S THAT?
UGH.

AAH!
UH!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

OH, SHEGO, MY SIDES
HURT! HA HA!

I KNOW, I KNOW.
WHERE ARE THE FASHION
POLICE WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

SEE HOW FUNNY YOU
FIND THIS.

OOH.

HA HA!
HEE HEE!

WILL YOU STOP IT?
I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!

HA HA!
HA HA!

[KIM GROWLS]

I CAN'T BELIEVE
DRAKKEN AND SHEGO
GOT AWAY AGAIN.

I REALLY NEED
MY OLD MISSION
CLOTHES' MOJO.

AIN'T NO MOJO IN CLOTHES.
THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKES
KIM POSSIBLE POSSIBLE.

AW. I THINK I'LL KEEP
YOU AROUND, RON.

U... UNLESS, YOU KNOW,
WHAT IF THOSE WERE
YOUR LUCKY DUDS,

THE SECRET TO YOUR
SUCCESS, WITHOUT WHICH
YOU COULD NEVER DEFEAT

DRAKKEN OR SHEGO AGAIN
OR ANYONE?!

OF COURSE, THAT'S
JUST ONE THEORY.

THIS IS
SO FRUSTRATING.

I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO SHOP FOR A NEW
MISSION OUTFIT

BECAUSE OF COLLEGE
ADMISSIONS,

AND I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR
COLLEGE ADMISSIONS

BECAUSE I NEED
TO SHOP FOR A NEW
MISSION OUTFIT.

WHOA, K.P. OK, HANG ON.
WHEW! ONE CRISIS AT A TIME.

OTHERWISE, I GET, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, SO CONFUSED
IT'S RIDICULOUS.

EVEN IF I
DID GO SHOPPING
THIS AFTERNOON,

WHO WOULD GIVE ME
A SECOND OPINION?

♪ YO, YO ♪

[RECORD SCRATCHING]

♪ YEAH, YEAH! ♪

[JINGLY POP SONG PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC SCORE PLAYING]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

DESPERATE TIMES,

DESPERATE
MEASURES.

THE FASHIONISTAS?
THE CLOTHING CRIMINALS
WE PUT IN JAIL?

WHO BETTER
TO DESIGN YOUR NEW
MISSION OUTFIT?

SO ABOUT
THE ORANGE JUMPSUITS.

WE'VE GOT
SEAMSTRESSES
ON THE OUTSIDE.

CHEAPER, FASTER,
BELOW WHOLESALE.

I'LL TALK TO MY PEOPLE.

OK, WHO IS THAT
BLOCKING OUR SUN?

WE ONLY GET
AN HOUR A DAY.

WELL, THERE GOES
THE PRISON YARD.

YO, FASHION FELONS,

MY LADY ARE I ARE CRUISING
FOR SOME HIP DESIGNAGE,

SO WE CAME
TO THE BEST.

OR THE WORST.

SORRY. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

WELL, I GUESS IF WE
CAN'T INTEREST THEM

IN DESIGNING MY NEW
SIGNATURE MISSION OUTFIT.

DON'T MOVE. PEN.

SHORTEN THE
SLEEVES.
MOVE THE POCKET.

ADDRESS THAT.
CHANGE
THE NECKLINE.

MORE LINEAR.

MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
OOH, OOH! YEAH.

OH, GEE.

HA HA! SORRY
ABOUT THAT.

[BOO-HOO]

BALL?

I LOVE IT.
IT'S PERFECT.

YES! THE PERFECT
MISSION CLOTHES...

Woman in hood: TO BREAK
US OUT OF HERE.

NO DEAL.

WHATEV.

HEY!

[GROWLS]

SO, DAD, HOW
MANY COLLEGES DID
YOU APPLY TO?

WELL, HONEY, THERE WAS ONLY
ONE COLLEGE FOR ME.

MIST.
MIST?

MIDDLETON'S INSTITUTE
OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY.

I'LL GIVE YOU A TOUR.
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW
AFTERNOON?

OH, WELL, UM...

GOOD, SEEING AS YOU'VE
ALREADY VISITED

YOUR MOTHER'S
UNIVERSITY.

[BELL RINGS]

POSSIBLE!

DON'T WORRY, MR. BARKIN.
COLLEGES, TESTS,
APPLICATIONS. I'M ON IT.

AND WHEN IS MY
COLLEGE ADMISSIONS
APPOINTMENT, MR. B.?

HA HA HA. YOU?

UH-HUH. C-PLUS
GRADE AVERAGE,
FORMER MAD DOG,

CURRENT ALL-STAR
RUNNING BACK.

HOW MANY COLLEGES
WILL COURT ME, HUH,

YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
AT LAST COUNT?

ZERO, K.P.

NOT ONE OF THESE
SO-CALLED "INSTITUTIONS
OF HIGHER LEARNING"

ASKED ABOUT
THE STOPPABLE SON.

YEAH. THAT'S REALLY
SURPRISING.

OH, HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
NEW COLLEGE
OPENING THIS FALL.

MAYBE I'M TRYING TOO HARD.

MAYBE ALL I NEED
IS A T-SHIRT
AND THESE CUFFED JEANS.

CUFFED JEANS?

YEAH. HOW OVER?

I THINK I WAS 12.

INTERNATIONAL CONTINENTAL
UNIVERSITY.

YOU KNOW, SINCE THEY'VE
NEVER HAD STUDENTS BEFORE,

THEY CAN'T
BE THAT PICKY.

YUP, SOUNDS LIKE I.C.U.
IS A PERFECT FIT.

YOU WANT TO COME
WITH, K.P.?

CAN'T. I'M TOURING
MY DAD'S COLLEGE TODAY.

STAY POSITIVE, POSSIBLE.
YOU WILL FIND A NEW
MISSION OUTFIT.

RUFUS, SOMETHING
WE SAID?

PLANS!
PLANS?
WHAT PLANS?

OH, SORRY. GOT TO GO.

OH, DON'T TELL ME
HE'S TOURING
COLLEGES, TOO.

OH, MAN.
NOW I'M IN A FUNK.

AND IT'S NOT
A GOOD LOOK FOR ME.

BUENO NACHO LATER?

HUH. I THINK I'LL
KEEP YOU AROUND.

WHERE TO, BUDDY?

AH, LAB 32 "A,"

THE FIRST
CHEMISTRY LAB I EVER
ACCIDENTALLY BLEW UP.

MAYBE ONE DAY SOON,
YOU'LL BE
EVACUATING A LAB

ON THIS VERY CAMPUS,
KIMMY.

[SLOWLY]
RIGHT.

COME ON. EIGHT MORE
BUILDINGS TO TOUR

IN EARTH SCIENCES
ALONE.

GREAT.

AND HERE'S WHERE I
STUDIED THE PRINCIPLES OF
MICRO-DYNAMIC ENERGIES...

MY INTRODUCTION TO
COMPUTATIONAL METHODS
OF NANO-BIOTECHNOLOGIES.

I CAN STILL FEEL
THE RUSH.

[SIGHS]

EXPERIMENTAL COMPOUND
RF-78.

THIS IS DATING MYSELF,
BUT THEY WERE
ONLY ON RF-16

WHEN I WAS AN UNDERGRAD.

I WONDER...

UH, DAD, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT STICKING
YOUR HAND IN THERE?

KIMMY,
THERE'S NO PLACE FOR
SKEPTICISM IN SCIENCE.

NOW, WATCH THIS.

WELL, I'LL BE.
THEY PERFECTED IT.

WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE THAT STRONG.

I'M NOT. RF-78
ABSORBS ENERGY,
MULTIPLIES IT,

AND THEN OUTPUTS IT.
AND THEY SEEM
TO HAVE SOLVED

THE HIVES
GLITCH, TOO.

[BEEP]

GO, WADE.
GUESS WHERE
DRAKKEN AND SHEGO

ARE STEALING
SOMETHING NOW.

WHERE?
ABOUT 30 YARDS FROM YOU.

COMPUTER LAB 35 "T."

NO DICE, WADE.
THAT'S
A TOP SECRET LAB

WITH THE HIGHEST
LEVEL SECURITY.
NOBODY GETS IN.

WE WERE JUST ABOUT
TO TOUR IT.

THEY SHOULD BE TRIPPING
THE ALARM...

[ALARM]
NOW.

GOOD LUCK, KIM.
AND
THE BATTLE SUIT?

STILL WORKING ON IT.

SAY, DAD?

SHOULDN'T YOU BE
SHOPPING FOR SOMETHING
SUITABLE TO WEAR?

WHY? PURPLE SEEMS
TO BE MY COLOR.

IT'S LIKE
A LITTLE SLICE

OF EXPERIMENTAL
COMPUTER CHIP
HEAVEN.

I'LL TAKE THAT.

SHEGO, IS IT SO HARD
TO KEEP

ONE BOUNCY TEENAGER
AT BAY?

TRYING!

QUANTUM TECTONIC
MICROCHIP AT LAST!

OHH, SHE'S MAKING ME
MORE NAUSEOUS THAN USUAL.

Kim: YIKES! WHOA!

LOOKS LIKE PURPLE
ISN'T YOUR COLOR
AFTER ALL, KIMMY.

BUT COME TO THINK OF IT,
WHAT IS?

[KIM SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

KIMMY!
DAD!

DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
WHEN YOU REACH
THE SPEED OF LIGHT,

THE COMPOUND BREAKS DOWN.

HELLO!

BEHOLD, THE FINAL PIECE.

WORLD DOMINATION
AT LAST.

Ron: LET ME GUESS.
NOT A REAL UNIVERSITY.

OH, YOU'RE GONNA
BE SCHOOLED.

I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.

KIMMY, YOU'LL FIND
SOMETHING.

I WON'T.
MAYBE RON WAS RIGHT.

RONALD RIGHT? UH,
ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY?

MAYBE THE CLOTHES
WERE KEY.

WITHOUT MY MISSION OUTFIT,
I'M KIM IMPOSSIBLE.

[GROANING]

Drakken: WHERE IS
THAT KIM POSSIBLE?

MY ARMS AND JAW
ARE KILLING ME.

DON'T YOU HATE IT
WHEN HEROES
SHOW UP LATE?

IT'S JUST SO RUDE.

I TOLD YOU, I CAME ALONE.
K.P. DOESN'T KNOW I'M HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M BEGINNING
TO THINK HE CAME ALONE

AND THAT KIM POSSIBLE
DOESN'T KNOW HE'S HERE.

YEAH. OK, NEVER WENT
TO COLLEGE, DID HE?

REJECT.
DROPOUT, SHEGO!

FOR THE LAST TIME,
THEY LET ME IN.
I JUST... I... GRR!

WITHOUT KIM POSSIBLE,
THERE'S NO ONE
TO STOP ME

FROM CHARGING
MY GREATEST INVENTION.

WE KNOW.
THE INTERCONTINENTAL
HOOEY-MAJIGGY.

INTERCONTINENTAL
ELECTROMAGNETISIZER, SHEGO!

IT'S CHARGING.

SO WHAT DOES IT DO?

CURIOUS MYSELF IN
AN "I KNOW THIS WILL
NEVER WORK" SORT OF WAY.

LET ME EDUCATE
YOU BOTH, BEING THAT
THIS IS A UNIVERSITY.

NO, IT'S NOT.
NO, IT'S NOT.

GRR.

ONCE CHARGED WITH
ENOUGH ELECTRONS,

AN INTENSE MAGNETIC
FIELD WILL MERGE

THE WORLD'S
CONTINENTS INTO
ONE SUPERCONTINENT.

[SARCASTICALLY]
OOH, IT MOVES CONTINENTS?

WHO WOULDN'T
WANT ONE OF THOSE?

AH. THINK HOW EASY
IT WOULD BE TO RULE
THE WORLD, SHEGO,

IF IT'S ALL
IN ONE CENTRAL
LOCATION.

NO MORE BUMPY
TRANSATLANTIC
FLIGHTS.

BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE
AN ATLANTIC?

THAT'S RIGHT! ONE OCEAN,
ONE CONTINENT,

AND BEST OF ALL,
ONE TIME ZONE!

WELL, I DO NEED
TO SET MY WATCH.

OH, GOOD. THE NEXT
TIME I'M IN MIAMI,

I CAN WALK NEXT-DOOR
TO MOROCCO
AND BUY A CARPET.

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS, DRAKKEN.

WHAT? WHY?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

OH, NO, NOTHING.
IT JUST SEEMED LIKE
THE THING TO SAY.

[BELL RINGS]

HI. MAY I HELP YOU?

UH-HUH!

WHAT ARE YOU
SKETCHING, RUFUS?

KIM'S NEW
MISSION OUTFIT!

YUP!

I THINK YOU'RE ON
TO SOMETHING.

HEY, ARE YOU GONNA
ORDER ANYTHING?

WAITING FOR
MY BOYFRIEND...

FOR TWO HOURS.

HMM, RON A NO-SHOW
ON A 3-FOR-1
CHIMIRITO DAY?

Drakken: OOH,
LOOK AT HOW
THE CONTINENTS

FIT TOGETHER LIKE
A PUZZLE.

AND ONLY I,
DR. DRAKKEN,

WAS BRILLIANT
ENOUGH TO SEE IT.

UM, NOT REALLY.
YOU KNOW, THE EARTH
USED TO BE LIKE THAT

A FEW HUNDRED MILLION
YEARS AGO.

WHAT? IT'S BEEN
DONE BEFORE?

YUP. IT WAS CALLED PANGAEA.
I MISSED IT ON A TEST,

OR WAS IT THE ONLY ONE
I GOT RIGHT?

PANGAEA? HMM. I
DON'T WANT TO COPY.

I'LL CALL IT
DRAKKENGAEA.
YES! HA HA!

WHAT? IT WORKS.

[RON LAUGHING]

PHONE ON VIBRATE TICKLES!

HEE HEE! K.P., STOP CALLING!

I CAN'T TAKE IT.

HEY, KIMMY,
YOUR BOYFRIEND SAYS NOT
TO CALL HIM ANYMORE.

SHEGO AND DRAKKEN
HAVE RON.

I NEED A TRACE
ON RON'S CELL PHONE.

EASY. I CAN DO THAT
WITH ONE HAND.

A PLACE CALLED
INTERNATIONAL CONTINENTAL...

UNIVERSITY.
THAT'S THE COLLEGE
RON WAS TOURING TODAY.

RUNNING A GEOTHERMAL
SCAN NOW.

HYDRAULICS, MAGNETICS,
TECTONIC CENSORS...

EVERYTHING DRAKKEN
AND SHEGO STOLE IN
THE LAST 48 HOURS.

LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT
A NEW COLLEGE TO VISIT.

GOOD. GLAD
YOU'RE NOT LETTING
YOUR FASHION DISASTER

TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT
OF THE GAME.

NOT WHEN RON NEEDS ME,
MISSION GEAR
OR NO MISSION GEAR.

Monique: HOW ABOUT
NEW MISSION GEAR?

MM-HMM! SURPRISE!

IT'S ALMOST DONE CHARGING.

3, 2, 1.

SINCE WE'RE COUNTING,

I COUNT 1... OH, NO...
2 LOSERS.

KIM POSSIBLE?

K.P.! HEY, SWEET
MISSION THREADS.

THE LOOK
ACTUALLY WORKS,

AND IT TOTALLY
BUGS ME TO HAVE
TO SAY IT.

AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO BREAK THEM IN.

NEITHER CAN I.

HYAH! UH!

NICE, K.P.
HOW'S IT FEEL?

LIKE I'M BACK.

IT'S WORKING, SHEGO!

YEAH. I'M
AS SHOCKED AS YOU.

Ron: AAH!

WHAT'S THAT THING
SUPPOSED TO DO?

MERGE ALL THE CONTINENTS
INTO ONE.

YOU MEAN
LIKE PANGAEA.

DRAKKENGAEA!

[CAR ALARM]

UH, DR. D., YOU DID
BUILD THIS PLACE
TO SEISMIC STANDARDS,

DIDN'T YOU?

SEISMIC STANDARDS?

YEAH. FOR THE SHAKING,
AS ENTIRE CONTINENTS MOVE.

IT'S ALWAYS ONE
TINY DETAIL. AAH!

[DRAKKEN SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

OHH.

[ALARMS]

H... HEY!

YOU THINK YOUR NEW MISSION
CLOTHES ARE ALL THAT?

[INHALES DEEPLY]

BUT THEY ARE NOT!

SAY, UM, THANKS
FOR THE SAVE, KIM.

BACK AT YOU.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN
CAPTURED.

THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE
FOR, K.P.

ONE MORE MISSION TO GO...

THE COLLEGE ADMISSION
UH, MISSION.

Ron: HEY, A QUESTION
ABOUT PANGAEA!
SHH!

SO WE'RE DYING TO KNOW.

DID YOU APPLY TO MY
ALMA MATER?
OR MINE?

UM, ACTUALLY, NEITHER.

Ron: BUT I DID.

RON APPLIED
TO EVERY COLLEGE.

EVERY COLLEGE
IN THE COUNTRY?

Ron: PLAYING THE ODDS.

AND, KIMMY,
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WELL, MEDICAL SCHOOL
WAS PERFECT
FOR YOU, MOM,

AND SCIENCE FOR YOU,
DAD. BUT I'VE GOT
TO GO WITH MY...

MOJO.

MOJO? IS THAT
A STATE SCHOOL?

I APPLIED TO THESE SCHOOLS.
ACTUALLY, DRAKKEN SORT OF
GAVE ME THE IDEA.

DRAKKEN?

"HONG KONG"?
"LONDON"?
"VENICE"?

IT'S A SMALL WORLD.
I KNOW. I'VE SAVED IT
OVER AND OVER.

WELL, WE COULDN'T
BE PROUDER.

Ron: I'VE GOT TO SEND
OUT MORE APPLICATIONS,

A LOT MORE.

SO WE GET YOU
THE ORANGE JUMPSUITS,

AND YOU GET US OUT
OF LAUNDRY DUTY.
DONE.

Kim: AND YOU'RE DONE, TOO.

GOT THE ENTIRE
BRIBE ON TAPE.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

DON'T DO THE TIME
IF YOU CAN'T DO THE CRIME,

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I MEANT YOUR
MISSION CLOTHES.

Woman in hood:
YEAH! THAT'S OUR DESIGN!

Kim: UH, GOT
TO GO. BYE.