Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 7 - Grande Size Me - full transcript
Incensed by Mr. Barkin's assertion that fast-food is unhealthy, Ron goes on an all Bueno Nacho diet.
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[PANTING]
RON. HEY, WHAT IS IT?
JUST... FOUND... OUT...
HAVE TO TAKE...
HEALTH CLASS!
THAT'S IT? HEALTH CLASS!
IT'S SICK AND WRONG!
OOH! YES.
SICK AND WRONG.
WOULDN'T IT BE HEALTHY
AND WRONG?
YOU DON'T GET IT, K.P.
I'M GONNA BE THE ONLY
SENIOR IN A CLASS
FULL OF FRESHMEN.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE
IT FRESHMAN YEAR?
I, UM, HAD
OTHER PRIORITIES.
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
YEAH. THAT WAS
A BUSY FIRST SEMESTER.
MM. OW.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
LISTEN UP.
MRS. KEVORTNEY, WHILE
ENJOYING SOME HEALTHY
AND DELICIOUS FRUIT,
NEGLECTED TO NOTICE
WHERE SHE HAD DROPPED
A BANANA PEEL.
SO I WILL BE COVERING
THIS CLASS.
[SARCASTICALLY]
IT JUST GETS BETTER.
WHICH BRINGS US
TO LESSON ONE...
THE IMPORTANCE OF
A BALANCED DIET.
NOW, I KNOW A LOT OF YOU
TEENAGERS LIKE TO HANG OUT
AT FAST-FOOD JOINTS LIKE
COW & CHOW
OR BUENO NACHO.
OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.
AND PLACES LIKE THAT ARE
FINE SOMETIMES FOOD,
BUT NOT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Ron: LIES!
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS, JUST ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
BARKIN'S GONE
TOO FAR THIS TIME.
HEALTH CLASS ISSUES?
YES. IN FRONT OF
IMPRESSIONABLE FRESHMEN,
HE SAYS THAT BUENO NACHO'S
BAD TO EAT EVERY DAY.
♪ UH-UH, UH-UH! ♪
I EAT HERE ALL THE TIME,
AND LOOK AT ME.
[INDIGESTION NOISE]
OOH! THE PICTURE
OF HEALTH.
RON, UM, YOUR DIET
COULD STAND TO BE
A BIT MORE BALANCED.
BARKIN GOT TO YOU.
NO. UH, HEALTHY FOOD
CAN BE GOOD.
LOOK. SALAD.
WANT A BITE?
BUENO NACHO HAS SALADS?
WAIT. WHERE'S
THE SEASONED GROUND BEEF,
THE HAND-PUMPED CHEESE?
HELLO! IT'S A SALAD.
LETTUCE, TOMATO,
DRESSING.
"HELLO! IT'S A SALAD.
LETTUCE, TOMATO,"
DISAPPOINTMENT.
[SQUEALING EXCITEDLY]
"KABLAMOS SALAD"!
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
PROUD OF IT.
[IMITATES SIREN]
OVERREACTION ALERT.
WHICH SIDE ARE
YOU ON, KIM?
[IMITATES SIREN]
YOU KNOW, I'LL PROVE
YOU AND BARKIN WRONG.
NOT ONLY WILL I KEEP
EATING AT BUENO NACHO,
I'LL EAT NOTHING BUT
BUENO NACHO FROM NOW ON.
HEY, RON, TRY ONE
OF OUR MUY BUENO
ENCHILADAS?
NOT A CHANCE, NED.
I WANT A CLASSIC
NACO COMBO.
AND THIS TIME,
GRANDE SIZE ME.
ARE YOU SURE?
THAT'S A LOT OF EXTRA
BEANS AND CHEESE.
NEVER BEEN MORE SURE, NED.
NEVER BEEN MORE SURE.
Man: WE NEED SOMETHING FOR
THE THIRD QUARTER ROLLOUT.
UH, HOW ABOUT PROJECT TITAN?
IT'S A WORK
IN PROGRESS.
HOW'S PROGRESS?
NOT WORKING.
THE COMPUTER
VIRUS?
WAS WIPED OUT
BY A COMPUTER VIRUS.
OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
THE TRANSDUCER.
BUILD A BETTER
SUPER-WEAPON,
AND THE VILLAINS
BEAT A PATH
TO YOUR DOOR.
IT'S FUNCTIONAL,
BUT CLUNKY-LOOKING.
PUSH "CLUNKY"
AS A NEW FEATURE
AND PUT
THE WORD OUT.
IT GOES TO
THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
ALL RIGHT, FRESHMEN...
AND STOPPABLE,
THIS IS THE WHEEL
OF GOOD EATING.
EACH SPOKE IS
A DIFFERENT FOOD GROUP...
MEAT AND BEANS
IN MODERATION,
GRAINS... PREFERABLY
WHOLE GRAINS, BREAD,
CEREAL, RICE, AND PASTA.
YES, STOPPABLE?
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
HAS GRAINS, CHEESE,
VEGETABLES, MEAT,
AND BEANS?
NATURE'S PERFECT
FOOD... THE NACO.
NATURE WOULDN'T
HAVE PUT IN MORE FAT
THAN A STICK OF BUTTER.
CHECK IT OUT, K.P.
THE RON STOPPABLE
DIET.
GOT YOUR DAILY
ALLOWANCES
OF NACOS,
CHIMICHURROS,
AND QUESACHANGAS.
IS THAT A CAMERA?
Ron: HUH.
CRACKING A MAJOR
CONSPIRACY.
GOT TO KEEP A RECORD.
DON'T LISTEN TO RON.
EAT MORE VEGETABLES
AND FRUIT
AND FEEL TERRIF.
CUT!
OK, CUT, KIM.
THIS IS MY VIDEO,
NOT THE MAN'S.
K.P., MONIQUE!
[RON BREATHING HEAVILY]
Y... YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL... C-CATCH UP.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
FRESH WOOD SHAVINGS
IN ALL THE CAGES?
NO. THOSE HAMSTERS ARE
EATING THEIR VEGETABLES...
CRUNCHY, NUTRITIOUS
VEGETABLES.
OH, YEAH. THEY ARE.
AND THEY'VE GOT...
WAIT A SECOND.
YOU'RE TRYING TO TEACH
ME ON SMARTY MART TIME.
NO, I WASN'T.
I WAS ON BREAK.
I'M CALLING THE MANAGER.
KIM, DID YOU KNOW THAT
BUENO NACHO HAS BREAKFAST?
THE HUEVADIA!
I COULD PRACTICALLY
LIVE HERE!
RON, YOU DO PRACTICALLY
LIVE HERE.
WE'RE GONNA BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL.
OH, YEAH. OK, BETTER
MAKE THAT TO GO.
GRANDE SIZE?
NED, NED, NED. HUH.
DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?
[SIGHS]
MUST HAVE SHRUNK.
HUH?
UH, I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER 12
COMBINATION, PLEASE.
THE COMBINATIONS
ONLY GO UP TO 8.
THERE IS NO NUMBER 12.
UH, THERE IS IF YOU PUT
TOGETHER A 3, A 2, AND A 7.
[RIP]
OH, DON'T TELL ME.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
K.P., MONIQUE.
[WHISPERS]
OH, CUT.
OHH. CUT.
[RUFUS IMITATES DIRECTOR
YELLING "CUT"]
MOVING ON FROM DIETS
TO EXERCISE...
[RON SNORING]
[LAUGHTER]
STOPPABLE!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
HUH? WHAT?
AHA! PAY ATTENTION,
CLASS.
EVERY YEAR, THERE'S
ONE JOKER WHO
MOCKS THE CURRICULUM
BY DOWNING NOTHING
BUT JUNK FOOD.
HERE'S WHAT AN UNBALANCED
DIET LOOKS LIKE, PEOPLE.
Students: EW!
DON'T AVERT YOUR EYES!
LOOK AT IT!
HEY!
ARE YOU SHORT OF BREATH,
YES OR NO?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
NO!
HOW'S YOUR
REACTION TIME?
YOU'RE SLEEPING MORE
THAN USUAL, AREN'T YOU?
DON'T BOTHER
TO ANSWER.
I HAVE WITNESSES.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY REACTION TIME.
AND YOUR CLOTHES,
GETTING A BIT SNUG, HUH?
UGH! AAH!
YEAH, I THINK RUFUS
HAS LET HIMSELF GO.
DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED
OF EATING LIKE A RABBIT?
ASKED THE ONE EATING
LIKE A PIG.
I KNOW WE ALL LIKE
OUR PLAYFUL TEASING,
BUT I THINK YOU CROSSED
THE LINE, KIM.
YEAH! HMPH.
RIGHT. TOTALLY
UNFAIR TO PIGS.
[RINGTONE]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
THERE'S SOMETHING BREWING
AT HENCHCO, SOMETHING BIG.
WE GOT SOMETHING
BIG HERE, TOO.
ANOTHER LINE
CROSSED. MAN!
YEAH, BUT YOUR SOMETHING
BIG DOESN'T INVOLVE EVERY
VILLAIN YOU CAN NAME.
WELL, I CAN NAME
A LOT OF VILLAINS...
DRAKKEN,
MONKEY FIST,
DUFF KILLIGAN.
THEY'RE ALL THERE.
EVEN GEMINI.
[MUFFLED]
GEMINI? I HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM IN A WHILE.
LOOKS LIKE HENCH
IS AUCTIONING OFF SOME
KIND OF NEW SUPER-WEAPON.
WE'RE ON IT.
COME ON, RON.
MISSION.
COMING, COMING.
HANG ON.
OH, OH! BONUS TACO.
CAN WE HIT
THE DRIVE-THROUGH
REAL QUICK?
[APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
WE'RE HERE TONIGHT
TO INTRODUCE
A NEW EXCITING
ADVANCE IN
VILLAIN TECH...
THE HENCHCO
MOLECULAR
TRANSDUCER.
WOW, JACK. AND I HEAR
IT FEATURES A NEW, HIP,
FUNKY DESIGN.
[BUTTON IS PRESSED]
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT? WHO'S APPLAUDING?
[BUTTON IS PRESSED,
APPLAUSE STOPS]
RON, ARE YOU
EATING AGAIN?
I FOUND A BURRITO
STUCK IN MY...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
JUST KEEP FOCUSED.
I THINK I HEARD APPLAUSE.
YES. CLUNKY MEANS
IT'S EASY TO USE.
JUST POINT AT YOUR TARGET,
FLIP ALL
THE SWITCHES, AND...
NOW IF I COULD HAVE
A VOLUNTEER...
UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?
NOW, WOULD YOU
MIND KICKING
THIS TWO-FOOT
THICK SOLID STEEL
VAULT DOOR?
ALL RIGHT!
WOW, JACK. THAT
REALLY IS AMAZING.
THAT GUY HAS
SOME FOOT.
YAY. YEAH.
Jack: HO HO HO!
IT'S NOT THE FOOT,
TIFFANY.
SEE, THE TRANSDUCER
ALTERS
THE MOLECULAR BONDS.
I JUST WEAKENED
THE STEEL TO
THE CONSISTENCY
OF A TORTILLA CHIP.
AND IT ALSO...
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE
MINUTE THIS THING... AAH!
OHH!
HEH HEH!
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA. IT ALSO
CHANGES THINGS BACK.
UH, UH! WHEN
DID AIR VENTS
GET SO SNUG?
MAYBE WHEN YOU
STARTED GRANDE SIZING
EVERY MEAL AT BUENO NACHO.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT
THE TIME FOR YOUR
PROPER-EATING-GANDA,
K.P.
[ALARM]
Computer: WARNING. PROJECT
TITAN HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
WARNING.
KIM POSSIBLE.
UGH!
UGH!
GRR!
WELL, THE GANG'S
ALL HERE.
LIFETIME DISCOUNT
TO WHOEVER NABS
KIM POSSIBLE.
[ALL SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]
[SPITS]
THIS STUFF TASTES...
JUST LIKE
BUTTERSCOTCH.
MM-HMM!
Computer: WARNING. PROJECT
TITAN HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.
COME ON, GUYS.
YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN
ONE CHEERLEADER?
OK, LIFETIME DISCOUNT PLUS
FREE COFFEE AND BAGELS
EVERY, UH, MONDAY.
HEH HEH.
I'LL HALT THE LASSIE.
FORE!
K.P.!
OK, WHO...
WANTS...
A PIECE
OF ME? OOF.
OOH. SOMETHING'S
DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM.
GOSH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO YOURSELF, LADDIE?
YOU LOOK GHASTLY, MAN.
YOU REALLY
SHOULD TAKE
BETTER CARE
OF YOURSELF.
WADE, RIDE?
ON ITS WAY NOW.
[HORN HONKS]
HUH?
HUH?
RON, TIME TO GO.
[BELL RINGS]
SO WE NEED
TO GET THIS THING
TO GLOBAL JUSTICE
BEFORE HENCH'S GOONS
COME LOOKING FOR IT.
I'LL SET IT UP. YOU
WANT ME TO FIND RON
A PERSONAL TRAINER
WHILE I'M AT IT?
OH, NOT YET. OH, HE'LL COME
AROUND EVENTUALLY,
I HOPE.
UH, RON?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
NEVER BETTER, K.P.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
BECAUSE I THINK YOU
GOT TALLER.
AN UNEXPECTED BONUS
OF THE BUENO NACHO
MIRACLE DIET.
ADMIT IT.
I WAS RIGHT.
YOU AND BARKIN WERE WRONG.
UH, DID YOU GET THAT?
MM-HMM! CHECK.
OW!
OK, SOMEBODY LOWERED
YOUR DOORWAY.
BETTER GET THAT FIXED,
MR. B.
OOH. WHOA!
STOPPABLE!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED
TO YOU?
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
THE ONE WITH ABE LINCOLN
AND THE POOL SHARKS?
UH, NO. NO. NO.
THE ONE WHERE I PROVIDE
CONCLUSIVE PROOF
THAT YOUR WHEEL
OF GOOD EATING
IS JUST A PITIFUL
ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH
IMPRESSIONABLE FRESHMEN.
NOW, YOU MARK
MY WORDS, STOPPABLE.
BEFORE
THIS COURSE ENDS,
YOU'LL BE FOLLOWING
THIS WHEEL
LIKE THE LATEST
PLOT LINE OF
"AGONY COUNTY."
HMPH.
[CHEWING]
[BURP]
MM!
YEAH. MM!
[SLURPING]
[GULPS]
OH, YEAH.
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
EAT IT? I CAN'T EVEN
IDENTIFY IT.
RON, YOU DO KNOW
THAT'S MYSTERY
MEAT, RIGHT?
IT ALL EATS
THE SAME.
WELL, THERE GOES
MY APPETITE.
WELL, AT LEAST
CAFETERIA LUNCHES OFFER
BALANCED NUTRITION, IF YOU
DON'T MIND GRAY FOOD.
Girl: THAT'S
QUITE AN APPETITE
YOUR B.F. HAS, KIM.
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD
EXPLAIN TO HIM,
WHEN JOCKS BULK UP,
IT MEANS MUSCLE.
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
[RON CHEWING]
OW!
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES.
MINI-CORNDOG?
UH, RON, AREN'T
YOU SUPPOSED TO HEAT
THOSE UP OR SOMETHING?
OH, K.P., YOU CAN'T LIVE
YOUR LIFE BLINDLY FOLLOWING
COOKING DIRECTIONS.
BESIDES, THEY'RE
CRUNCHIER FROZEN.
[RUFUS GROANING]
BLECH!
RON, NO FOOD
IN THE STORE.
[RATTLE]
OH.
MM-HMM! PROBLEM SOLVED.
OH, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD GO GREAT RIGHT NOW?
A DOUGHNUT!
OH, DOUGHNUTS!
YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM
THE FOOD COURT?
[THUD]
OW! WHAT'S UP
WITH THESE DOORS?
Jack: WE'VE GOT KIM POSSIBLE
UNDER SURVEILLANCE.
SHE'LL LEAD US
TO THE TRANSDUCER EVENTUALLY.
BUT DRAKKEN AND THE OTHERS
WILL HAVE THE SAME IDEA.
SO I NEED THE REST OF YOU
TO WATCH OUT FOR THEM.
AH. THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE
OF DEALING WITH CRIMINALS...
THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
TO STEAL YOUR STUFF.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY STAPLER?
I DO HAVE AN UPDATE
ON PROJECT TITAN.
THE MUTATION FORMULA
WILL ONLY WORK
IF THE SUBJECT HAS
FIRST BEEN EXPOSED
TO EXTREME AMOUNTS
OF SATURATED FAT,
CHOLESTEROL,
AND PRESERVATIVES.
WOW. YOU'D HAVE
TO EAT NOTHING
BUT COW & CHOW
OR BUENO NACHO.
AND EVEN IF YOU COULD
FIND SOMEONE WHO EATS
THAT BADLY,
INSTEAD OF THE ULTIMATE
SUPER-HENCHMAN,
WE WOULD GET THIS.
OH! I WOULD
NOT WISH THAT
ON MY WORST ENEMY.
[RON CHEWING]
WHAT?
YOU EAT FUNNY.
I KNOW THAT. YOU THINK
I DON'T KNOW THAT?
RON, WE HAVE TO TALK.
TALK TO THIS KID.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
JOSH.
WELL, THEN MIND YOUR
OWN BEESWAX, JOSH.
RON!
HE'S GETTING
ALL IN MY GRILL
ABOUT HOW I EAT.
HEY, I'M
JUST SAYING,
IT WOULDN'T
HURT TO CHEW
YOUR FOOD.
SAYING I SHOULD CHEW
MY OWN FOOD?
YOU DON'T KNOW.
I'M DOING IT ANYWAY!
UM, UH, I THINK I'M
WITH JOSH ON THIS ONE.
EW!
RON, YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS.
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
IT'S NOT HEALTHY,
FOR YOU OR FOR US.
UH-HUH! UH-HUH!
KIM, I'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO PROVE HERE, OK?
I GOT TO GO.
RENDEZVOUS WITH
GLOBAL JUSTICE. COMING?
HEY, I'LL
CATCH UP AS SOON
AS I'M FINISHED.
WHAT?
DON'T GIVE ME
THAT LOOK. THAT GOES
FOR YOU, TOO, JOSH.
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
AHH.
OH, HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
[INDIGESTION NOISE]
[GROWLING]
[CROWD SCREAMING]
[GROWLS]
RON HUNGRY!
WHOA!
[SPITS]
RON HATE SALAD!
RON, SNAP
OUT OF IT.
THIS ISN'T
LIKE YOU. EEK.
A SODA!
RON WANT SODA!
OK, THAT'S LIKE YOU.
WE NEED A RIDE
TO THE MALL.
CAN'T. I HAVE TO GET
THIS TO GLOBAL JUSTICE ASAP.
THAT'S WHAT YOU
ALWAYS SAY.
HEY!
WAIT. WHERE'S
KIM MEETING UP
WITH GLOBAL JUSTICE?
Wade: GAS STATION,
RIGHT NEAR THE MALL.
OHH! GET IN.
GRR! RON HUNGRY!
NOW WHAT?
DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING
FOLLOWED BY DR. DRAKKEN?
ATTENTION, KIM POSSIBLE,
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU.
OK, TECHNICALLY, IT DOESN'T
BELONG TO ME EITHER.
BUT I'M A VILLAIN,
SO I DON'T PARTICULARLY
CARE. HA HA!
NOW HAND IT OVER!
EVASIVE ACTION.
HANG ON.
WHY? YOU'VE
GOT A MOLECULAR
TRANSDUCER, DON'T YOU?
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
OH, SNAP.
AAH!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
IT'S JUST
LIKE OURS,
BUT NOT AS GOOD.
OURS MAKES SMOOTHIES.
[STOMPING]
AHH. DOUGHNUT.
RON WANT!
AAH! OW!
DOUGHNUT HURT RON.
RON SMASH.
WHOA.
OH, NO. DOUGHNUT RUN AWAY.
COME BACK, DOUGHNUT.
HEH. HUH?
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
DOUGHNUT GO DOWN!
IS THAT RON?
Rufus: HELP!
I'M THINKING YES.
WADE, WE HAVE A MAJOR
RON PROBLEM HERE.
YOU MEAN THE FACT
THAT HE'S BEEN TURNED
INTO A 50-FOOT TALL
RAMPAGING BEHEMOTH?
OK. HOW DO
WE REVERSE IT?
IT WOULD TAKE A SERIES
OF COMPLEX PROTEINS...
NIACIN, BETA CAROTENE,
VITAMIN "D." HERE.
HEY, THAT'S THE WHEEL
OF GOOD EATING!
WE LEARNED ABOUT IT
IN HEALTH CLASS.
WHAT DO WE HAVE
TO DO, WADE?
MAKE HIM EAT FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES.
Kim: RIGHT.
THAT'LL BE EASY.
WE CAN DO IT!
IT'S EVERY
FRESHMAN'S DREAM.
FORCE-FEEDING VEGETABLES
TO A SENIOR.
A MUTANT SENIOR.
JUST DON'T HURT HIM, OK?
BURGER! AAH!
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
WHAT'S FIRST?
THE GRAIN GROUP...
BRAN MUFFINS
AND WHOLE WHEAT PASTA.
AL DENTE!
[RON GROWLING]
NOW!
[SPITS]
AAH! WHOLE WHEAT!
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
♪ HEY, RON ♪
EW!
THAT TAKES CARE OF
THE VEGETABLE GROUP.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
I'M SO NOT IN
THE MOOD FOR THIS.
[GROWLING]
[CRASH]
THIS WOULD BE EASIER
IF WE DIDN'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT...
HEY, WHERE'S RON?
RON, WE DO NOT
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH GLOBAL JUSTICE.
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
[RON GROWLING]
NO! RON HATE MONKEYS!
RON SMASH!
OK, NINJAS, ATTACK.
IMPRESSIVE,
BUT BRUTE STRENGTH
IS NO MATCH FOR
TAI SHING PEK KWAR.
[MONKEY FIST YELLING]
UH-OH.
AAH! UH!
[STOMPING]
MONKEY MAN BAD!
[CHATTERING NERVOUSLY]
WHAT'S NEXT ON
THE WHEEL?
MEAT, FISH, POULTRY,
AND EGGS.
FORE!
RON HATE CLOWNS!
OH! CLOWN THROW CHICKEN!
RON SMASH!
WHERE'S TIM?
WE'RE IN CONTROL.
IT'S THE LAST
PART OF OUR PLAN.
THERE'S A PLAN?
[RON STOMPING]
AHH! DOUGHNUT!
DOUGHNUT!
AHH. HUH?
UM, WHERE DID HE GET
A CROSSBOW?
11th HOLE. THE KNIGHT
IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE.
[RON GROWLING]
THE FRUIT GROUP.
FRUIT?
GIVE RON DOUGHNUT!
GIVE ME THE GRAPES.
[RON GROWLING]
RON, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
AHH. OHH!
RON LOSE PANTS.
[HELICOPTER]
MS. POSSIBLE, I'M HERE
FOR THE TRANSDUCER.
I GOT IT BACK
IN THE CAR.
SO DID WE
LEARN ANYTHING?
BY WE, YOU MEAN...
YOU.
DID YOU LEARN
ANYTHING?
SOME OF THE STUFF
ON THAT WHEEL
IS KIND OF TASTY.
RON!
EATING A BALANCED DIET
WILL KEEP YOU FROM TURNING
INTO A MUTATED MANIAC?
YEAH, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
HEY, KIDS, RON STOPPABLE HERE
WITH MY BUDDY RUFUS.
YOU KNOW, WE HAD SOME FUN TODAY,
BUT NOW I'D LIKE TO GET SERIOUS
ABOUT AN IMPORTANT SUBJECT.
WHO IS HE
TALKING TO?
I DON'T KNOW.
SHORT-TERM GENETIC MUTATION.
SURE, IT'S FUNNY WHEN IT
HAPPENS TO SOMEBODY ELSE,
BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS
REVERSIBLE.
SO TAKE IT FROM ME...
WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
STAY OUT OF LARGE VATS OF
MYSTERIOUS CHEMICALS.
KEEP YOUR DNA INTACT
AND STAY UNMUTATED.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!
WHAT?
Barkin: STOPPABLE, OFFICE NOW...
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[PANTING]
RON. HEY, WHAT IS IT?
JUST... FOUND... OUT...
HAVE TO TAKE...
HEALTH CLASS!
THAT'S IT? HEALTH CLASS!
IT'S SICK AND WRONG!
OOH! YES.
SICK AND WRONG.
WOULDN'T IT BE HEALTHY
AND WRONG?
YOU DON'T GET IT, K.P.
I'M GONNA BE THE ONLY
SENIOR IN A CLASS
FULL OF FRESHMEN.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE
IT FRESHMAN YEAR?
I, UM, HAD
OTHER PRIORITIES.
OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
YEAH. THAT WAS
A BUSY FIRST SEMESTER.
MM. OW.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
LISTEN UP.
MRS. KEVORTNEY, WHILE
ENJOYING SOME HEALTHY
AND DELICIOUS FRUIT,
NEGLECTED TO NOTICE
WHERE SHE HAD DROPPED
A BANANA PEEL.
SO I WILL BE COVERING
THIS CLASS.
[SARCASTICALLY]
IT JUST GETS BETTER.
WHICH BRINGS US
TO LESSON ONE...
THE IMPORTANCE OF
A BALANCED DIET.
NOW, I KNOW A LOT OF YOU
TEENAGERS LIKE TO HANG OUT
AT FAST-FOOD JOINTS LIKE
COW & CHOW
OR BUENO NACHO.
OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.
AND PLACES LIKE THAT ARE
FINE SOMETIMES FOOD,
BUT NOT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Ron: LIES!
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS, JUST ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
BARKIN'S GONE
TOO FAR THIS TIME.
HEALTH CLASS ISSUES?
YES. IN FRONT OF
IMPRESSIONABLE FRESHMEN,
HE SAYS THAT BUENO NACHO'S
BAD TO EAT EVERY DAY.
♪ UH-UH, UH-UH! ♪
I EAT HERE ALL THE TIME,
AND LOOK AT ME.
[INDIGESTION NOISE]
OOH! THE PICTURE
OF HEALTH.
RON, UM, YOUR DIET
COULD STAND TO BE
A BIT MORE BALANCED.
BARKIN GOT TO YOU.
NO. UH, HEALTHY FOOD
CAN BE GOOD.
LOOK. SALAD.
WANT A BITE?
BUENO NACHO HAS SALADS?
WAIT. WHERE'S
THE SEASONED GROUND BEEF,
THE HAND-PUMPED CHEESE?
HELLO! IT'S A SALAD.
LETTUCE, TOMATO,
DRESSING.
"HELLO! IT'S A SALAD.
LETTUCE, TOMATO,"
DISAPPOINTMENT.
[SQUEALING EXCITEDLY]
"KABLAMOS SALAD"!
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE
PROUD OF IT.
[IMITATES SIREN]
OVERREACTION ALERT.
WHICH SIDE ARE
YOU ON, KIM?
[IMITATES SIREN]
YOU KNOW, I'LL PROVE
YOU AND BARKIN WRONG.
NOT ONLY WILL I KEEP
EATING AT BUENO NACHO,
I'LL EAT NOTHING BUT
BUENO NACHO FROM NOW ON.
HEY, RON, TRY ONE
OF OUR MUY BUENO
ENCHILADAS?
NOT A CHANCE, NED.
I WANT A CLASSIC
NACO COMBO.
AND THIS TIME,
GRANDE SIZE ME.
ARE YOU SURE?
THAT'S A LOT OF EXTRA
BEANS AND CHEESE.
NEVER BEEN MORE SURE, NED.
NEVER BEEN MORE SURE.
Man: WE NEED SOMETHING FOR
THE THIRD QUARTER ROLLOUT.
UH, HOW ABOUT PROJECT TITAN?
IT'S A WORK
IN PROGRESS.
HOW'S PROGRESS?
NOT WORKING.
THE COMPUTER
VIRUS?
WAS WIPED OUT
BY A COMPUTER VIRUS.
OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
THE TRANSDUCER.
BUILD A BETTER
SUPER-WEAPON,
AND THE VILLAINS
BEAT A PATH
TO YOUR DOOR.
IT'S FUNCTIONAL,
BUT CLUNKY-LOOKING.
PUSH "CLUNKY"
AS A NEW FEATURE
AND PUT
THE WORD OUT.
IT GOES TO
THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
ALL RIGHT, FRESHMEN...
AND STOPPABLE,
THIS IS THE WHEEL
OF GOOD EATING.
EACH SPOKE IS
A DIFFERENT FOOD GROUP...
MEAT AND BEANS
IN MODERATION,
GRAINS... PREFERABLY
WHOLE GRAINS, BREAD,
CEREAL, RICE, AND PASTA.
YES, STOPPABLE?
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
HAS GRAINS, CHEESE,
VEGETABLES, MEAT,
AND BEANS?
NATURE'S PERFECT
FOOD... THE NACO.
NATURE WOULDN'T
HAVE PUT IN MORE FAT
THAN A STICK OF BUTTER.
CHECK IT OUT, K.P.
THE RON STOPPABLE
DIET.
GOT YOUR DAILY
ALLOWANCES
OF NACOS,
CHIMICHURROS,
AND QUESACHANGAS.
IS THAT A CAMERA?
Ron: HUH.
CRACKING A MAJOR
CONSPIRACY.
GOT TO KEEP A RECORD.
DON'T LISTEN TO RON.
EAT MORE VEGETABLES
AND FRUIT
AND FEEL TERRIF.
CUT!
OK, CUT, KIM.
THIS IS MY VIDEO,
NOT THE MAN'S.
K.P., MONIQUE!
[RON BREATHING HEAVILY]
Y... YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL... C-CATCH UP.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
FRESH WOOD SHAVINGS
IN ALL THE CAGES?
NO. THOSE HAMSTERS ARE
EATING THEIR VEGETABLES...
CRUNCHY, NUTRITIOUS
VEGETABLES.
OH, YEAH. THEY ARE.
AND THEY'VE GOT...
WAIT A SECOND.
YOU'RE TRYING TO TEACH
ME ON SMARTY MART TIME.
NO, I WASN'T.
I WAS ON BREAK.
I'M CALLING THE MANAGER.
KIM, DID YOU KNOW THAT
BUENO NACHO HAS BREAKFAST?
THE HUEVADIA!
I COULD PRACTICALLY
LIVE HERE!
RON, YOU DO PRACTICALLY
LIVE HERE.
WE'RE GONNA BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL.
OH, YEAH. OK, BETTER
MAKE THAT TO GO.
GRANDE SIZE?
NED, NED, NED. HUH.
DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?
[SIGHS]
MUST HAVE SHRUNK.
HUH?
UH, I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER 12
COMBINATION, PLEASE.
THE COMBINATIONS
ONLY GO UP TO 8.
THERE IS NO NUMBER 12.
UH, THERE IS IF YOU PUT
TOGETHER A 3, A 2, AND A 7.
[RIP]
OH, DON'T TELL ME.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
K.P., MONIQUE.
[WHISPERS]
OH, CUT.
OHH. CUT.
[RUFUS IMITATES DIRECTOR
YELLING "CUT"]
MOVING ON FROM DIETS
TO EXERCISE...
[RON SNORING]
[LAUGHTER]
STOPPABLE!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
HUH? WHAT?
AHA! PAY ATTENTION,
CLASS.
EVERY YEAR, THERE'S
ONE JOKER WHO
MOCKS THE CURRICULUM
BY DOWNING NOTHING
BUT JUNK FOOD.
HERE'S WHAT AN UNBALANCED
DIET LOOKS LIKE, PEOPLE.
Students: EW!
DON'T AVERT YOUR EYES!
LOOK AT IT!
HEY!
ARE YOU SHORT OF BREATH,
YES OR NO?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
NO!
HOW'S YOUR
REACTION TIME?
YOU'RE SLEEPING MORE
THAN USUAL, AREN'T YOU?
DON'T BOTHER
TO ANSWER.
I HAVE WITNESSES.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY REACTION TIME.
AND YOUR CLOTHES,
GETTING A BIT SNUG, HUH?
UGH! AAH!
YEAH, I THINK RUFUS
HAS LET HIMSELF GO.
DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED
OF EATING LIKE A RABBIT?
ASKED THE ONE EATING
LIKE A PIG.
I KNOW WE ALL LIKE
OUR PLAYFUL TEASING,
BUT I THINK YOU CROSSED
THE LINE, KIM.
YEAH! HMPH.
RIGHT. TOTALLY
UNFAIR TO PIGS.
[RINGTONE]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
THERE'S SOMETHING BREWING
AT HENCHCO, SOMETHING BIG.
WE GOT SOMETHING
BIG HERE, TOO.
ANOTHER LINE
CROSSED. MAN!
YEAH, BUT YOUR SOMETHING
BIG DOESN'T INVOLVE EVERY
VILLAIN YOU CAN NAME.
WELL, I CAN NAME
A LOT OF VILLAINS...
DRAKKEN,
MONKEY FIST,
DUFF KILLIGAN.
THEY'RE ALL THERE.
EVEN GEMINI.
[MUFFLED]
GEMINI? I HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM IN A WHILE.
LOOKS LIKE HENCH
IS AUCTIONING OFF SOME
KIND OF NEW SUPER-WEAPON.
WE'RE ON IT.
COME ON, RON.
MISSION.
COMING, COMING.
HANG ON.
OH, OH! BONUS TACO.
CAN WE HIT
THE DRIVE-THROUGH
REAL QUICK?
[APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
WE'RE HERE TONIGHT
TO INTRODUCE
A NEW EXCITING
ADVANCE IN
VILLAIN TECH...
THE HENCHCO
MOLECULAR
TRANSDUCER.
WOW, JACK. AND I HEAR
IT FEATURES A NEW, HIP,
FUNKY DESIGN.
[BUTTON IS PRESSED]
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT? WHO'S APPLAUDING?
[BUTTON IS PRESSED,
APPLAUSE STOPS]
RON, ARE YOU
EATING AGAIN?
I FOUND A BURRITO
STUCK IN MY...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
JUST KEEP FOCUSED.
I THINK I HEARD APPLAUSE.
YES. CLUNKY MEANS
IT'S EASY TO USE.
JUST POINT AT YOUR TARGET,
FLIP ALL
THE SWITCHES, AND...
NOW IF I COULD HAVE
A VOLUNTEER...
UH, HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?
NOW, WOULD YOU
MIND KICKING
THIS TWO-FOOT
THICK SOLID STEEL
VAULT DOOR?
ALL RIGHT!
WOW, JACK. THAT
REALLY IS AMAZING.
THAT GUY HAS
SOME FOOT.
YAY. YEAH.
Jack: HO HO HO!
IT'S NOT THE FOOT,
TIFFANY.
SEE, THE TRANSDUCER
ALTERS
THE MOLECULAR BONDS.
I JUST WEAKENED
THE STEEL TO
THE CONSISTENCY
OF A TORTILLA CHIP.
AND IT ALSO...
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE
MINUTE THIS THING... AAH!
OHH!
HEH HEH!
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA. IT ALSO
CHANGES THINGS BACK.
UH, UH! WHEN
DID AIR VENTS
GET SO SNUG?
MAYBE WHEN YOU
STARTED GRANDE SIZING
EVERY MEAL AT BUENO NACHO.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT
THE TIME FOR YOUR
PROPER-EATING-GANDA,
K.P.
[ALARM]
Computer: WARNING. PROJECT
TITAN HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
WARNING.
KIM POSSIBLE.
UGH!
UGH!
GRR!
WELL, THE GANG'S
ALL HERE.
LIFETIME DISCOUNT
TO WHOEVER NABS
KIM POSSIBLE.
[ALL SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]
[SPITS]
THIS STUFF TASTES...
JUST LIKE
BUTTERSCOTCH.
MM-HMM!
Computer: WARNING. PROJECT
TITAN HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.
COME ON, GUYS.
YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN
ONE CHEERLEADER?
OK, LIFETIME DISCOUNT PLUS
FREE COFFEE AND BAGELS
EVERY, UH, MONDAY.
HEH HEH.
I'LL HALT THE LASSIE.
FORE!
K.P.!
OK, WHO...
WANTS...
A PIECE
OF ME? OOF.
OOH. SOMETHING'S
DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM.
GOSH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO YOURSELF, LADDIE?
YOU LOOK GHASTLY, MAN.
YOU REALLY
SHOULD TAKE
BETTER CARE
OF YOURSELF.
WADE, RIDE?
ON ITS WAY NOW.
[HORN HONKS]
HUH?
HUH?
RON, TIME TO GO.
[BELL RINGS]
SO WE NEED
TO GET THIS THING
TO GLOBAL JUSTICE
BEFORE HENCH'S GOONS
COME LOOKING FOR IT.
I'LL SET IT UP. YOU
WANT ME TO FIND RON
A PERSONAL TRAINER
WHILE I'M AT IT?
OH, NOT YET. OH, HE'LL COME
AROUND EVENTUALLY,
I HOPE.
UH, RON?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
NEVER BETTER, K.P.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
BECAUSE I THINK YOU
GOT TALLER.
AN UNEXPECTED BONUS
OF THE BUENO NACHO
MIRACLE DIET.
ADMIT IT.
I WAS RIGHT.
YOU AND BARKIN WERE WRONG.
UH, DID YOU GET THAT?
MM-HMM! CHECK.
OW!
OK, SOMEBODY LOWERED
YOUR DOORWAY.
BETTER GET THAT FIXED,
MR. B.
OOH. WHOA!
STOPPABLE!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED
TO YOU?
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
THE ONE WITH ABE LINCOLN
AND THE POOL SHARKS?
UH, NO. NO. NO.
THE ONE WHERE I PROVIDE
CONCLUSIVE PROOF
THAT YOUR WHEEL
OF GOOD EATING
IS JUST A PITIFUL
ATTEMPT TO BRAINWASH
IMPRESSIONABLE FRESHMEN.
NOW, YOU MARK
MY WORDS, STOPPABLE.
BEFORE
THIS COURSE ENDS,
YOU'LL BE FOLLOWING
THIS WHEEL
LIKE THE LATEST
PLOT LINE OF
"AGONY COUNTY."
HMPH.
[CHEWING]
[BURP]
MM!
YEAH. MM!
[SLURPING]
[GULPS]
OH, YEAH.
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
EAT IT? I CAN'T EVEN
IDENTIFY IT.
RON, YOU DO KNOW
THAT'S MYSTERY
MEAT, RIGHT?
IT ALL EATS
THE SAME.
WELL, THERE GOES
MY APPETITE.
WELL, AT LEAST
CAFETERIA LUNCHES OFFER
BALANCED NUTRITION, IF YOU
DON'T MIND GRAY FOOD.
Girl: THAT'S
QUITE AN APPETITE
YOUR B.F. HAS, KIM.
MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD
EXPLAIN TO HIM,
WHEN JOCKS BULK UP,
IT MEANS MUSCLE.
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
[RON CHEWING]
OW!
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES.
MINI-CORNDOG?
UH, RON, AREN'T
YOU SUPPOSED TO HEAT
THOSE UP OR SOMETHING?
OH, K.P., YOU CAN'T LIVE
YOUR LIFE BLINDLY FOLLOWING
COOKING DIRECTIONS.
BESIDES, THEY'RE
CRUNCHIER FROZEN.
[RUFUS GROANING]
BLECH!
RON, NO FOOD
IN THE STORE.
[RATTLE]
OH.
MM-HMM! PROBLEM SOLVED.
OH, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD GO GREAT RIGHT NOW?
A DOUGHNUT!
OH, DOUGHNUTS!
YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM
THE FOOD COURT?
[THUD]
OW! WHAT'S UP
WITH THESE DOORS?
Jack: WE'VE GOT KIM POSSIBLE
UNDER SURVEILLANCE.
SHE'LL LEAD US
TO THE TRANSDUCER EVENTUALLY.
BUT DRAKKEN AND THE OTHERS
WILL HAVE THE SAME IDEA.
SO I NEED THE REST OF YOU
TO WATCH OUT FOR THEM.
AH. THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE
OF DEALING WITH CRIMINALS...
THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING
TO STEAL YOUR STUFF.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY STAPLER?
I DO HAVE AN UPDATE
ON PROJECT TITAN.
THE MUTATION FORMULA
WILL ONLY WORK
IF THE SUBJECT HAS
FIRST BEEN EXPOSED
TO EXTREME AMOUNTS
OF SATURATED FAT,
CHOLESTEROL,
AND PRESERVATIVES.
WOW. YOU'D HAVE
TO EAT NOTHING
BUT COW & CHOW
OR BUENO NACHO.
AND EVEN IF YOU COULD
FIND SOMEONE WHO EATS
THAT BADLY,
INSTEAD OF THE ULTIMATE
SUPER-HENCHMAN,
WE WOULD GET THIS.
OH! I WOULD
NOT WISH THAT
ON MY WORST ENEMY.
[RON CHEWING]
WHAT?
YOU EAT FUNNY.
I KNOW THAT. YOU THINK
I DON'T KNOW THAT?
RON, WE HAVE TO TALK.
TALK TO THIS KID.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
JOSH.
WELL, THEN MIND YOUR
OWN BEESWAX, JOSH.
RON!
HE'S GETTING
ALL IN MY GRILL
ABOUT HOW I EAT.
HEY, I'M
JUST SAYING,
IT WOULDN'T
HURT TO CHEW
YOUR FOOD.
SAYING I SHOULD CHEW
MY OWN FOOD?
YOU DON'T KNOW.
I'M DOING IT ANYWAY!
UM, UH, I THINK I'M
WITH JOSH ON THIS ONE.
EW!
RON, YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS.
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
IT'S NOT HEALTHY,
FOR YOU OR FOR US.
UH-HUH! UH-HUH!
KIM, I'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO PROVE HERE, OK?
I GOT TO GO.
RENDEZVOUS WITH
GLOBAL JUSTICE. COMING?
HEY, I'LL
CATCH UP AS SOON
AS I'M FINISHED.
WHAT?
DON'T GIVE ME
THAT LOOK. THAT GOES
FOR YOU, TOO, JOSH.
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
AHH.
OH, HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
[INDIGESTION NOISE]
[GROWLING]
[CROWD SCREAMING]
[GROWLS]
RON HUNGRY!
WHOA!
[SPITS]
RON HATE SALAD!
RON, SNAP
OUT OF IT.
THIS ISN'T
LIKE YOU. EEK.
A SODA!
RON WANT SODA!
OK, THAT'S LIKE YOU.
WE NEED A RIDE
TO THE MALL.
CAN'T. I HAVE TO GET
THIS TO GLOBAL JUSTICE ASAP.
THAT'S WHAT YOU
ALWAYS SAY.
HEY!
WAIT. WHERE'S
KIM MEETING UP
WITH GLOBAL JUSTICE?
Wade: GAS STATION,
RIGHT NEAR THE MALL.
OHH! GET IN.
GRR! RON HUNGRY!
NOW WHAT?
DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING
FOLLOWED BY DR. DRAKKEN?
ATTENTION, KIM POSSIBLE,
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU.
OK, TECHNICALLY, IT DOESN'T
BELONG TO ME EITHER.
BUT I'M A VILLAIN,
SO I DON'T PARTICULARLY
CARE. HA HA!
NOW HAND IT OVER!
EVASIVE ACTION.
HANG ON.
WHY? YOU'VE
GOT A MOLECULAR
TRANSDUCER, DON'T YOU?
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
OH, SNAP.
AAH!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
IT'S JUST
LIKE OURS,
BUT NOT AS GOOD.
OURS MAKES SMOOTHIES.
[STOMPING]
AHH. DOUGHNUT.
RON WANT!
AAH! OW!
DOUGHNUT HURT RON.
RON SMASH.
WHOA.
OH, NO. DOUGHNUT RUN AWAY.
COME BACK, DOUGHNUT.
HEH. HUH?
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
DOUGHNUT GO DOWN!
IS THAT RON?
Rufus: HELP!
I'M THINKING YES.
WADE, WE HAVE A MAJOR
RON PROBLEM HERE.
YOU MEAN THE FACT
THAT HE'S BEEN TURNED
INTO A 50-FOOT TALL
RAMPAGING BEHEMOTH?
OK. HOW DO
WE REVERSE IT?
IT WOULD TAKE A SERIES
OF COMPLEX PROTEINS...
NIACIN, BETA CAROTENE,
VITAMIN "D." HERE.
HEY, THAT'S THE WHEEL
OF GOOD EATING!
WE LEARNED ABOUT IT
IN HEALTH CLASS.
WHAT DO WE HAVE
TO DO, WADE?
MAKE HIM EAT FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES.
Kim: RIGHT.
THAT'LL BE EASY.
WE CAN DO IT!
IT'S EVERY
FRESHMAN'S DREAM.
FORCE-FEEDING VEGETABLES
TO A SENIOR.
A MUTANT SENIOR.
JUST DON'T HURT HIM, OK?
BURGER! AAH!
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
WHAT'S FIRST?
THE GRAIN GROUP...
BRAN MUFFINS
AND WHOLE WHEAT PASTA.
AL DENTE!
[RON GROWLING]
NOW!
[SPITS]
AAH! WHOLE WHEAT!
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
♪ HEY, RON ♪
EW!
THAT TAKES CARE OF
THE VEGETABLE GROUP.
[TIRES SQUEAL]
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
I'M SO NOT IN
THE MOOD FOR THIS.
[GROWLING]
[CRASH]
THIS WOULD BE EASIER
IF WE DIDN'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT...
HEY, WHERE'S RON?
RON, WE DO NOT
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH GLOBAL JUSTICE.
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
[RON GROWLING]
NO! RON HATE MONKEYS!
RON SMASH!
OK, NINJAS, ATTACK.
IMPRESSIVE,
BUT BRUTE STRENGTH
IS NO MATCH FOR
TAI SHING PEK KWAR.
[MONKEY FIST YELLING]
UH-OH.
AAH! UH!
[STOMPING]
MONKEY MAN BAD!
[CHATTERING NERVOUSLY]
WHAT'S NEXT ON
THE WHEEL?
MEAT, FISH, POULTRY,
AND EGGS.
FORE!
RON HATE CLOWNS!
OH! CLOWN THROW CHICKEN!
RON SMASH!
WHERE'S TIM?
WE'RE IN CONTROL.
IT'S THE LAST
PART OF OUR PLAN.
THERE'S A PLAN?
[RON STOMPING]
AHH! DOUGHNUT!
DOUGHNUT!
AHH. HUH?
UM, WHERE DID HE GET
A CROSSBOW?
11th HOLE. THE KNIGHT
IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE.
[RON GROWLING]
THE FRUIT GROUP.
FRUIT?
GIVE RON DOUGHNUT!
GIVE ME THE GRAPES.
[RON GROWLING]
RON, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
AHH. OHH!
RON LOSE PANTS.
[HELICOPTER]
MS. POSSIBLE, I'M HERE
FOR THE TRANSDUCER.
I GOT IT BACK
IN THE CAR.
SO DID WE
LEARN ANYTHING?
BY WE, YOU MEAN...
YOU.
DID YOU LEARN
ANYTHING?
SOME OF THE STUFF
ON THAT WHEEL
IS KIND OF TASTY.
RON!
EATING A BALANCED DIET
WILL KEEP YOU FROM TURNING
INTO A MUTATED MANIAC?
YEAH, SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
HEY, KIDS, RON STOPPABLE HERE
WITH MY BUDDY RUFUS.
YOU KNOW, WE HAD SOME FUN TODAY,
BUT NOW I'D LIKE TO GET SERIOUS
ABOUT AN IMPORTANT SUBJECT.
WHO IS HE
TALKING TO?
I DON'T KNOW.
SHORT-TERM GENETIC MUTATION.
SURE, IT'S FUNNY WHEN IT
HAPPENS TO SOMEBODY ELSE,
BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS
REVERSIBLE.
SO TAKE IT FROM ME...
WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
STAY OUT OF LARGE VATS OF
MYSTERIOUS CHEMICALS.
KEEP YOUR DNA INTACT
AND STAY UNMUTATED.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!
WHAT?
Barkin: STOPPABLE, OFFICE NOW...