Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 6 - Mad Dogs and Aliens - full transcript
Ron's having "letting go" issues when he has to pass on the role of the Middleton Mascot to Kim's brothers. Kim learns that a green-skinned, energy blasting woman just broke Dr. Drakken out of prison... but it's not Shego?
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ JUMP ALL AROUND,
JUMP ALL AROUND ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT FLYING? ♪
Ron: AND NOW
A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
AAH!
UNH! OW! UGH!
I SAID SILENCE,
PEOPLE!
WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS
A HISTORIC MOMENT.
YOU MEAN, THE MOMENT
WHERE YOU GET SQUAD SLAPPED
INTO NEXT WEEK?
OHH. IT'S THE PLAYFUL
CAMARADERIE I'LL MISS THE MOST.
UM, RON?
FACE IT, K.P.
I CAN'T BE
THE TEAM MASCOT
IF I'M ON THE TEAM,
AND SO IT IS
WITH A HEAVY HEART
THAT WE MUST RETIRE
THE MIDDLETON MAD DOG.
[WHIMPERS]
ANYONE LIKE TO SAY
A FEW WORDS?
[GASPS]
HOW ABOUT
GOOD RIDDANCE?
RON'S MAD DOG WAS
A HIT WITH THE CROWD,
AND, UM, HIS
MOUTH-FOAMING ANTICS
ARE SURE TO BE MISSED.
END OF AN ERA.
THANK YOU, KIM.
Kim: YOU KNOW, BONNIE,
YOU COULD SHOW A SMIDGE
OF SYMPATHY.
LOSER DOG'S LEAVING?
OH, WHAT EVER
SHALL WE DO?
WELL, NOW.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
Both: HICKA-BICKA
BOW-WOW!
YEAH!
YEAH!
JIM AND TIM?
ALL THAT
YOUTHFUL ENERGY...
THEY'LL BE
JUST PERFECT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
UGH.
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS JUST ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
Frugal Lucre:
SO ANYWAY,
I WAS ON LINE
BEHIND BIG TONY,
YOU KNOW
WITH THE GLANDULAR
PROBLEM,
AND HE TAKES
TWO PUDDINGS, TWO!
AND GUARD DIDN'T
EVEN BUST HIM
FOR IT!
I TELL YOU,
THE MONEY THIS
PRISON WASTES,
IT'S CRIMINAL.
OH, HEY! KING ME.
SO ANYWA...
DO YOU MIND?
YOUR INCESSANT PRATTLE
IS THROWING MY GAME.
IMAGINE AN EVIL GENIUS
OF MY MAGNITUDE
FORCED TO SQUANDER
HIS DAYS PLAYING CHECKERS
WITH THE BEST
AND BRIGHTEST
OF CELL BLOCK "D."
OOH! SOMEBODY'S
ON FIRE.
PYRO PETE
FREAKING OUT AGAIN?
NO. I THINK
YOU'RE GONNA WIN.
I AM? HA!
I AM!
HA! FINALLY!
ONE MORE MOVE AND... WHAT?
[RUMBLING]
I WONDER WHO'S BREAKING OUT
SHEGO THIS TIME.
THERE'S A GREEN LADY
OUT THERE.
SHE'S LOOKING FOR YOU.
OH! SHEGO!
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
AAH!
HEY. WHO'S UP
FOR SOME CHECKERS?
Kim: YOU KNOW,
I WAS SKEPTICAL AT FIRST,
BUT I THINK JIM AND TIM
ARE DOING A GREAT JOB
AS THE NEW MASCOTS.
YEAH. GREAT JOB
MAKING LIKE FOOLS.
RON, DID YOU EVER
LOOK AT YOUR SELF
IN THE MAD DOG MIRROR?
YEAH,
BUT TWO MASCOTS?
IT'S NOT WORKING,
PEOPLE.
MAD PUPPIES?
CHEAP GIMMICK!
THIS FROM THE MOUTH FOAM
PIONEER.
EXACTLY.
THE FOAMING
AT THE MOUTH
WAS THE KIND
OF GENIUS
THAT REACHES OUT
AND TOUCHES
THE AUDIENCE
AND GETS THEM FOAMY.
RIIIGHT.
HEY, WADE.
WELL, KIM,
IT'S HAPPENED.
SOMEONE FINALLY
BUSTED OUT DRAKKEN.
OH, MAN!
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY,
BUT WITNESSES REPORTED
A GREEN WOMAN USING
ENERGY BLASTS.
SHEGO... NATCH.
AND YOU'VE TRACKED THEM?
NOTHING ON DRAKKEN,
BUT SHEGO'S CREDIT CARDS
ARE GETTING A WORKOUT.
SHEGO HAS
CREDIT CARDS?
AND A SURPRISINGLY GOOD
CREDIT SCORE FOR A VILLAIN.
STRANGE. YOU'D THINK
AFTER THE PRISON BREAK
SHE'D BE KEEPING IT
LOW-PRO.
OR TAKING A LITTLE
TIME OFF,
SAY, AT AN EXCLUSIVE SPA
IN GREECE.
Ron: SAVE THE WORLD,
UNWIND WITH NACOS
AND A MOVIE.
BUST A VILLAIN
OUT OF PRISON,
IT'S THE HOITY-TOITY
EXPRESS
TO SUPERSPAVILLE.
SAVING THE WORLD
HAS OTHER PERKS, TOO.
SUCH AS?
CUTER BOYFRIENDS.
HEH. OH. HEH HEH.
UH, BOO-YA.
RON!
AAH!
Shego: I'M ON VACATION!
AND I'M TRYING
TO RELAX!
TOSS THEM ANOTHER ONE.
GO AHEAD.
HEY! HE THREW
ANOTHER ROCK AT US.
OW! A HOT ROCK!
HE THREW A HOT ROCK
AT US!
OOH. THIS IS RELAXING.
VACATION'S OVER, SHEGO.
THAT WILL BE ALL,
MIDAS.
DO YOU KNOW HOW
HARD IT IS TO GET
AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIM?
HYAH!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
BEFORE YOU SPRUNG
DRAKKEN.
WHO DO YOU THINK
I'M VACATIONING FROM?
Ron: UNH! AAH!
OK. I GOT...
OH. FAILURE HAS
NEVER SOUNDED
SO SOOTHING.
HOW ABOUT A FACIAL?
GAAH!
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
OK. I CAN'T SEE
I CAN'T...
OH. WAIT A SECOND.
AAH!
HEH HEH.
LAST TIME.
WHERE'S DRAKKEN?
WHAT AM I,
HIS SECRETARY?
NO. HIS SIDEKICK.
NOT SINCE PRISON.
YOU MEAN LAST NIGHT'S
VISIT TO CELL BLOCK "D"?
Ron: SEE, IT'S THE MAD DOG.
"THE" MAD DOG, SINGULAR,
NOT TWO,
SO PUPPIES,
WHICH IS PLURAL,
DOESN'T WORK.
NO WAY, NO HOW.
IT'S A GIMMICK.
YES! EXACTLY!
IT'S A GIMM...
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
NOW THE MOUTH FOAM
ON THE OTHER HAND...
OK. I'VE GOT
A SALT GLOW IN 5,
SO LISTEN
TO MY WORDS...
I'M NOT HELPING
DRAKKEN,
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHO IS.
ME... VACATION.
BUT...
VACATION!
WELL, I'M CONVINCED.
BUT IF IT WASN'T SHEGO,
THEN...
Both: WHO BUSTED OUT DRAKKEN?
FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU MUST ANSWER WARMONGA.
ARE YOU
THE GREAT BLUE?
NICE GREEN LADY.
HEH. HEH. EHH...
WARMONGA INTERCEPTED
YOUR TRANSMISSION.
W-W-WHAT TRANSMISSION?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[STATIC CRACKLING]
♪ FREAKY SHAMPOO! ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE,
AND OBEY ♪
♪ IT'S TIME WASH
OUR HAIR TODAY ♪
♪ YOU MAY THINK
I'M A VILLAIN ♪
♪ NO, I'M JUST CHILLIN' ♪
♪ COME ON, LET ME
HEAR YOU SAY ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE,
AND OBEY ♪
♪ I'M A PLAYER JUST
PLAYING HIS PLAY ♪
♪ MY PRODUCT'S
IN A RAP SONG ♪
♪ TIME TO GET
YOUR WASH ON ♪
♪ WITH DR. D's
BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO ♪
♪ AND CRANIUM RINSE ♪
FOR SHEEZY,
IT'S OFF THE HEEZY.
OH, THAT. ECCH.
DON'T REMIND ME.
I AM WARMONGA
OF THE LORWARDIANS.
YES?
LORWARDIAN PROPHECY
FORETELLS
OF THE GREAT BLUE.
HE WILL REACH OUT
TO OUR KIND
FROM
BEYOND THE STARS.
Y-YEAH. WELL,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
UM, IF YOU COULD JUST DROP
ME OFF AT THE NEXT OWN
OF WHATEVER'S
CONVENIENT.
HEH HEH HEH.
SO IT IS NOT YOU.
YOU ARE NOT
THE GREAT BLUE
TWO WHOM WARMONGA
SHOULD PLEDGE
HER LOYALTY...
WELL...
AND PROMISE
HER VAST ARRAY
OF TECHNOLOGY
AND WEAPONRY.
WEAPONS?
THE GREAT BLUE,
WHO WOULD LEAD
OUR MIGHTY MILITARY
IN GLORIOUS
INTERGALACTIC
CONQUEST!
GLORY?
OH, THAT GREAT BLUE!
YES, THAT'S ME.
I DR. DRAKKEN
AM THE GREAT BLUE!
OH, JOYOUS DAY!
WARMONGA KNEW IT!
OH, HO! WARMONGA
JUST KNEW IT!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
MAD DOG MASCOT 101
IS NOW IN SESSION.
FALL IN, SOLDIERS...
DOG SOLDIERS.
HMM?
HMM?
COME ON!
[BARKING]
RON?
ROOKIE, DID I GIVE
PERMISSION TO SPEAK?
PERMISSION
TO SPEAK?
DENIED! YOU THINK
YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE MIDDLETON MASCOTS?
WELL, WE'LL JUST
SEE ABOUT THAT!
WE WERE THINKING
OF CALLING OURSELVES
THE PEP PUPPIES...
AHA! NO!
NO PUPPIES.
THERE'S ONLY
ONE MAD DOG,
"THE" MAD DOG.
BUT...
BUT...
I WILL TEACH
YOU THE MASTERY
OF MAD DOG MASCOTERY,
BUT FIRST, YOU HAVE
TO FIT MY MOLD.
SUUUURE.
NO PROBLEM, MAD DOG.
THAT'S THE TUDE!
HEH HEH!
YOU KNOW, AND WORK
ON THOSE TWITCHY EYES
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, BOYS.
Warmonga: OH, SO THIS
IS THE LEGENDARY LAIR
OF THE GREAT BLUE!
IT IS JUST HOW
WARMONGA ALWAYS
IMAGINED IT.
SUCH GOOD TASTE.
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE.
HEH HEH. OH.
WAR-MON-GAAA!
[GROANING]
WARMONGA CAN BENCH
1,300 QUAYLOCKS.
THAT MANY?
OH, FRACKLE!
MY... MY LAIR!
IF IT PLEASES
THE GREAT BLUE,
WARMONGA COULD ASSEMBLE
A NEW LAIR.
YOU CAN'T JUST
THROW UP A LAIR...
IN A DAY.
ALIEN TECH! OOMZ!
NO HUGS!
WHAT'S WRONG THERE,
BIG DOG?
HEY. NO
PUTTING PEOPLE IN
CONTAINMENT FIELDS,
REMEMBER?
NOT OUR FAULT.
IT'S JUST THAT
RON'S REALLY...
BUGGIN'.
RON, WERE YOU
BUGGIN'?
LOOK. WE CAN'T
UNDO THE PAST, PEOPLE.
WHATEVER. LISTEN.
WADE RAN A SEARCH
ON ALL KNOW
GREEN FEMALES
ON EARTH,
AND HE CAME UP
WITH SHEGO
AND SPOKESWOMAN
FOR THE ASPARAGUS
ADVISORY COUNCIL,
AND THEY BOTH
HAVE ALIBIS.
YOU'RE STILL
DWELLING,
AREN'T YOU?
PEP PUPPIES?
THAT TRASH
HAS TO BE PUT OUT.
TRASH?
WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.
RON, MAYBE
YOU'RE TAKING
THIS WHOLE MASCOT THING
A LITTLE TOO...
LIGHTLY?
PERSONALLY.
IT IS PERSONAL, KIM.
THIS IS MY LEGACY.
I MEAN, THE PEP PUPPIES
ARE GONNA BE
A LAUGHING STOCK.
YOU COULDN'T
REALLY SEE OUT
OF THE BIG MAD DOG
HEAD SO MUCH,
COULD YOU?
Drakken: NEW TOYS!
GRAVY!
UM, W-WARMONGA,
WHAT ARE...
THESE THINGS EXACTLY?
STANDARD ISSUE
WORLD DOMINATION
MUNITIONS.
ANNIHILATRON,
TREMORRATOR,
NEUROTOMIC DISABLER.
OOH! SANTA WOULD
NEVER BRING ME
ONE OF THOSE.
OH, FRACKLE!
WARMONGA FORGOT ONE.
THIS ONE DEPLETES
A PLANET
OF OXYGENATED
ATMOSPHERE.
HAS WARMONGA PLEASED
THE GREAT BLUE.
Shego: GREAT BLUE?
I MEAN, I'LL
GIVE YOU BLUE,
BUT GREAT?
UH, NOT SO MUCH.
WHOA! SOMEONE'S
BEEN DRINKING THEIR MILK.
WARMONGA,
THIS IS SHEGO,
THE SIDEKICK WHO
DIDN'T BREAK ME
OUT OF PRISON.
SIDEKICK?
OH! SO YOU, TOO,
PLEDGED YOUR BEING
TO THE GREAT BLUE?
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT PLANET
ARE YOU FROM?
WARMONGA HAILS
FROM LORWARDIA,
VICTOR IN THE BATTLE
OF THE 13 MOONS
OF JINGOS.
SUPER.
YOU KNOW HOW
TO PICK THEM, DOC.
THOUGH I DO LIKE
WHAT SHE'S DONE
WITH THE PLACE.
WARMONGA, SHOW HER
THE DOOR!
MM. YEAH. IF YOU GUIDE
YOUR VISION
TO THE LEFT
OF OUR AFT REACTOR CORE,
YOU CAN SEE
OUR PRIMARY ENTRANCE.
NO, WARMONGA.
I MEANT
MAKE HER EXIT
THROUGH THE DOOR.
OH.
HEY! UNH!
YES. WELL, I DIDN'T
MEAN LITERALLY
THROUGH THE ACTUAL
DOOR, BUT...
ERR!
ALL RIGHT. I'M GAME.
LET'S PLAY!
UNH!
HEH. THIS IS WHY
WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
WAR-MON-GA!
AAH!
AAH!
[GASPS]
NO YOU DIDN'T!
OHH.
WITH YOUR ALIEN MIGHT
AT MY DISPOSAL,
I WILL TRULY BE INVINCIBLE.
SHOULD WARMONGA
SHOW HER THE DOOR?
NO. I WANT HER
TO SE ME DO
THE ONE THING
SHE NEVER COULD.
THE GREAT BLUE
CAN DO ANYTHING!
YES! ONCE AND FOR ALL,
I WILL ERADICATE
MY LONG-TIME
TEEN NEMESIS
KIM POSSIBLE!
SHE IS STILL
A TEEN, RIGHT?
I LOST TRACK OF TIME
IN THE HOOSEGOW.
[CROWD CHEERING]
M-I-D-
D-L-E-T-O-N!
GO, MIDDLETON!
[HOWL]
PEP PUPP... UNH!
OOH!
KIND OF A BAD TIME, WADE.
SORRY. WE GOT A HIT
ON THE SITE.
URGENT?
DRAKKEN!
ON THE MOVE?
ON THE SITE!
I'LL PATCH YOU
THE FEED.
HELLO, KIM POSSIBLE.
PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE
THE NEMESIS
YOU LEFT TO ROT
IN PRISON...
DR. DRAKKEN,
CELL BLOCK "D,"
HOME OF THE ANNOYING
CELLMATES?
Shego: DIGRESSING.
SHUT IT, SHEGO!
YOU'RE HERE MERELY
TO WITNESS AND WEEP.
UGH! WHAT?
YOU MEAN, YOU AREN'T
GONNA INTERRUPT?
WE DO NOT INTERRUPT
THE GREAT BLUE.
SURE WE DO.
WE'RE THE EVIL
SIDEKICK.
WE'RE ALL ABOUT
THE INTERRUPTING.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
DR. D?
AAH! ZIP IT!
WHERE WAS I?
EVIL GENIUS,
IN PRISON, ROTTING.
YES! THE ROTTING!
SEE? SEE?
SEE, WHAT I DID?
NOW YOU DO ONE.
YOU DO ONE.
NEVER!
Drakken: MY NEW
DOOMSDAY DEVICE
WILL STEAL ALL THE OXYGEN
FROM THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE,
AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME IN...
UH, T-MINUS 60 MINUTES AND...
ERR! AND COUNTING!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE NOT LETTING
THAT ONE GO.
HELLO! THIS IS
MOCKING GOLD. OHH!
WARMONGA WILL NOT MOCK
THE GREAT BLUE.
Drakken: I GOT IT!
SEE THAT?
YOU MISSED
YOUR MOCK WINDOW.
CLEARLY, HE'S RUSTY.
NOT EVEN HIDING
HIS LOCATION.
KIM, IT'S OBVIOUSLY
A TRAP.
YEAH? WELL, IF DRAKKEN
WANTS HIS CHANCE AT REVENGE,
HE'S GOING TO GET IT
AND A ONE-WAY TICKET
BACK TO CELL BLOC "D".
[GRUNTING]
HUH? OH.
♪ GET IT ON MAD! ♪
♪ HEY, OH! ♪
♪ WHOA, HEY, OH! ♪
♪ ALL THEM GO "HEY, OH!" ♪
♪ HEY, OH! ♪
STINKING PEP...
PUPPIES!
OW!
TIME-OUT.
[GROANING]
GOT TO JET.
DRAKKEN.
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE GAME.
MAN, NOW HE'S
JUST RUDE.
I CAN HANDLE
THIS ONE.
REALLY? OK.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT
THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
HERE CHEERING.
YOU'VE GOT
THE PEP PUPPIES!
UGH! PLEASE!
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WORST THING IS
ABOUT THOSE PUPPIES?
THAT THEY'RE
ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD
AND YOU'RE JELLIN'.
STOP THAT.
WHAT?
THE TRUTH THING!
RON, YOU'VE MOVED ON
TO THE FIELD.
NOW THEY'RE CHEERING
FOR YOU.
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.
♪ BA BA DA DA ♪
WADE!
HEY, GUYS.
DUDE, YOU FIXED
THE BATTLE SUIT?!
NOT JUST FIXED...
IMPROVED.
CHECK THE NEW
STEALTH MODE.
SWEET.
ERR. WHAT'S KEEPING HER?
I WANT MY VICTORY.
LIKE YOU CAN EVEN
HANDLE KIMMIE
WITHOUT ME.
OOH! I THINK
SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS.
HEY. I'M JUST
STICKING AROUND
TO SEE
THE CHEERLEADER KICK
YOUR GREAT BLUE...
SHEGO! IT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN
BECAUSE KIM POSSIBLE
WILL NEVER BE EXPECTING
MY SECRET WEAPON!
Kim: OH? AND WHAT
SECRET WEAPON IS THAT?
AAH! HOW DID YOU...
BUT... BUT WHERE DID YOU
COME FROM?
YOU'VE GOT
YOUR SECRETS.
I'VE GOT MINE.
[RUMBLING]
HUH?
YOU'RE NOT SHEGO.
YOU THINK?
YOU'RE SO... SO, UH...
KIM POSSIBLE, MEET
MY NEW INTERSTELLAR
SIDEKICK WARMONGA!
AS IN ALIEN?
HUH!
10-4 ON THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ON VACATION.
I WOULDN'T CALL
THIS ON THE CLOCK.
HUH!
YOU WILL BOW
TO THE GREAT BLUE
OR SUFFER THE WRATH
OF WARMONGA.
THEY PLAY CATCH
ON YOUR PLANET?
UNH!
ERR.
TOO BAD, SO SAD,
KIM POSSIBLE.
NOW I CAN DO
ANYTHING!
EXCEPT STAY OUT
OF JAIL.
IT WAS YOU WHO IMPRISONED
THE GREAT BLUE!
WAR-MON-GAAAAA!
ERR.
[WHIRRING]
AAH! OHH.
HA! YOU SEE, SHEGO?
WARMONGA IS BETTER
THAN YOU.
ERR!
[MOANS]
WARMONGA STRIKES
THIS BLOW
IN THE NAME
OF THE GREAT BLU...
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
SHEGO, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
I'M ABOUT TO
SNATCH VICTORY.
I AM NOT GONNA LET
THIS SHE-THING
JUST WALTZ IN
AND DESTROY KIMMIE.
THAT'S MY JOB!
YOU HEAR ME?
UNH!
THIS ALIEN WOULD FOLLOW
A BLUE SOCK PUPPET
IF IT SAID IT WAS
THE GREAT...
YARGH!
AAH!
[HOWLING]
RUN!
RUN!
OHH! THEY'RE RUNNING!
AAH! HEY!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[BELL RINGING]
Wade: RON,
I JUST GOT A CALL
ON THE COMMUNICATOR.
IS KIM OK?
IT WASN'T KIM.
WARMONGA STRIKES
THIS BLOW
IN THE NAME OF...
NOW YOU SEE HER...
NOW YOU DON'T.
HEY. WOW.
HA! I HOPE YOU CAN
HOLD YOUR BREATH
FOR A REALLY, REALLY
LONG TIME!
AAH!
UNH!
NO! NOT AGAIN!
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
BE ALL THAT,
KIM POSSIBLE!
YOU'RE NOT!
YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE NOT!
FINE. HEH HEH.
DESTROY MY LAIR,
RUIN MY SCHEME,
BUT I STILL HAVE
MY LOYAL ALIEN!
HELLO?
AHEM. I SEEK THE ONE
CALLED WARMONGA.
MEET ME ON, UM, PLUTO.
I AM THE GREAT BLUE.
REPEAT... I AM
THE GREAT BLUE.
BUT IF HE'S
THE GREAT BLUE, THEN...
YOU LIED
TO WARMONGA.
IT'S COOL.
IT'S COOL.
HEY. COME ON.
CHILL OUT.
I'M BLUE, I'M GREAT.
I'M... NO! NO!
WARMONGAAAAAA!
BOO-YA!
SPANKIN'!
BUT HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW?
Shego: LOSE SOMETHING?
THE COMMUNICATOR?
SHEGO, YOU CLUED
RON INTO
THE PUPPET PLAN?
NICE.
DON'T GET TOO CHUMMY
THERE, CUPCAKE.
I JUST WANT TO GET
BACK TO THE SPA.
MIDAS HAS THE, UH,
GOLDEN TOUCH,
BUT NEXT TIME,
YOU'RE MINE.
WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.
[BARKING]
YOU KNOW, I THINK
THE PEP PUPPIES
ARE REALLY COMING
INTO THEIR OWN.
YOU MEAN IT?
YEAH. IN FACT,
I WANTED YOU GUYS
TO HAVE SOMETHING.
YOUR MOUTH FOAM?
REALLY?
YOU KNOW, IF YOU
WANTED TO USE IT.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
ASKING FOR IT.
I THINK SOMEONE
OWES ME A DIVERSION
OF THE DATING KIND.
NACOS AND A MOVIE?
MM-HMM! YUM.
Kim: SOUNDS OUT
OF THIS WORLD.
WHEN I SAY THIS RIDE
ROCKED,
I MEAN IT ROCKED
HEAVY METAL.
SERIOUSLY. NOW,
LIKE, DUDE, WE'RE
TALKING SERIOUS...
V-8 ENGINE,
DUEL OVERHEAD
CAM SHAFTS,
395 HORSEPOWERS
UNDER THE HOOD.
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
HA HA! KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?
NO! I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
YOU JUST GO ON AND ON
AND ON AND ON AND ON
ABOUT THINGS THAT
NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT!
DUDE, YOU'RE
HARSHING MY
PRISON MELLOW HERE.
SERIOUSLY.
AND WOULD YOU STOP
SAYING THAT WORD?
ECCH! TOTALLY CLUELESS!
SERIOUSLY.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ JUMP ALL AROUND,
JUMP ALL AROUND ♪
♪ WHO'S THAT FLYING? ♪
Ron: AND NOW
A MOMENT OF SILENCE.
AAH!
UNH! OW! UGH!
I SAID SILENCE,
PEOPLE!
WE ARE ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS
A HISTORIC MOMENT.
YOU MEAN, THE MOMENT
WHERE YOU GET SQUAD SLAPPED
INTO NEXT WEEK?
OHH. IT'S THE PLAYFUL
CAMARADERIE I'LL MISS THE MOST.
UM, RON?
FACE IT, K.P.
I CAN'T BE
THE TEAM MASCOT
IF I'M ON THE TEAM,
AND SO IT IS
WITH A HEAVY HEART
THAT WE MUST RETIRE
THE MIDDLETON MAD DOG.
[WHIMPERS]
ANYONE LIKE TO SAY
A FEW WORDS?
[GASPS]
HOW ABOUT
GOOD RIDDANCE?
RON'S MAD DOG WAS
A HIT WITH THE CROWD,
AND, UM, HIS
MOUTH-FOAMING ANTICS
ARE SURE TO BE MISSED.
END OF AN ERA.
THANK YOU, KIM.
Kim: YOU KNOW, BONNIE,
YOU COULD SHOW A SMIDGE
OF SYMPATHY.
LOSER DOG'S LEAVING?
OH, WHAT EVER
SHALL WE DO?
WELL, NOW.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
Both: HICKA-BICKA
BOW-WOW!
YEAH!
YEAH!
JIM AND TIM?
ALL THAT
YOUTHFUL ENERGY...
THEY'LL BE
JUST PERFECT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
UGH.
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS JUST ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
Frugal Lucre:
SO ANYWAY,
I WAS ON LINE
BEHIND BIG TONY,
YOU KNOW
WITH THE GLANDULAR
PROBLEM,
AND HE TAKES
TWO PUDDINGS, TWO!
AND GUARD DIDN'T
EVEN BUST HIM
FOR IT!
I TELL YOU,
THE MONEY THIS
PRISON WASTES,
IT'S CRIMINAL.
OH, HEY! KING ME.
SO ANYWA...
DO YOU MIND?
YOUR INCESSANT PRATTLE
IS THROWING MY GAME.
IMAGINE AN EVIL GENIUS
OF MY MAGNITUDE
FORCED TO SQUANDER
HIS DAYS PLAYING CHECKERS
WITH THE BEST
AND BRIGHTEST
OF CELL BLOCK "D."
OOH! SOMEBODY'S
ON FIRE.
PYRO PETE
FREAKING OUT AGAIN?
NO. I THINK
YOU'RE GONNA WIN.
I AM? HA!
I AM!
HA! FINALLY!
ONE MORE MOVE AND... WHAT?
[RUMBLING]
I WONDER WHO'S BREAKING OUT
SHEGO THIS TIME.
THERE'S A GREEN LADY
OUT THERE.
SHE'S LOOKING FOR YOU.
OH! SHEGO!
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
AAH!
HEY. WHO'S UP
FOR SOME CHECKERS?
Kim: YOU KNOW,
I WAS SKEPTICAL AT FIRST,
BUT I THINK JIM AND TIM
ARE DOING A GREAT JOB
AS THE NEW MASCOTS.
YEAH. GREAT JOB
MAKING LIKE FOOLS.
RON, DID YOU EVER
LOOK AT YOUR SELF
IN THE MAD DOG MIRROR?
YEAH,
BUT TWO MASCOTS?
IT'S NOT WORKING,
PEOPLE.
MAD PUPPIES?
CHEAP GIMMICK!
THIS FROM THE MOUTH FOAM
PIONEER.
EXACTLY.
THE FOAMING
AT THE MOUTH
WAS THE KIND
OF GENIUS
THAT REACHES OUT
AND TOUCHES
THE AUDIENCE
AND GETS THEM FOAMY.
RIIIGHT.
HEY, WADE.
WELL, KIM,
IT'S HAPPENED.
SOMEONE FINALLY
BUSTED OUT DRAKKEN.
OH, MAN!
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY,
BUT WITNESSES REPORTED
A GREEN WOMAN USING
ENERGY BLASTS.
SHEGO... NATCH.
AND YOU'VE TRACKED THEM?
NOTHING ON DRAKKEN,
BUT SHEGO'S CREDIT CARDS
ARE GETTING A WORKOUT.
SHEGO HAS
CREDIT CARDS?
AND A SURPRISINGLY GOOD
CREDIT SCORE FOR A VILLAIN.
STRANGE. YOU'D THINK
AFTER THE PRISON BREAK
SHE'D BE KEEPING IT
LOW-PRO.
OR TAKING A LITTLE
TIME OFF,
SAY, AT AN EXCLUSIVE SPA
IN GREECE.
Ron: SAVE THE WORLD,
UNWIND WITH NACOS
AND A MOVIE.
BUST A VILLAIN
OUT OF PRISON,
IT'S THE HOITY-TOITY
EXPRESS
TO SUPERSPAVILLE.
SAVING THE WORLD
HAS OTHER PERKS, TOO.
SUCH AS?
CUTER BOYFRIENDS.
HEH. OH. HEH HEH.
UH, BOO-YA.
RON!
AAH!
Shego: I'M ON VACATION!
AND I'M TRYING
TO RELAX!
TOSS THEM ANOTHER ONE.
GO AHEAD.
HEY! HE THREW
ANOTHER ROCK AT US.
OW! A HOT ROCK!
HE THREW A HOT ROCK
AT US!
OOH. THIS IS RELAXING.
VACATION'S OVER, SHEGO.
THAT WILL BE ALL,
MIDAS.
DO YOU KNOW HOW
HARD IT IS TO GET
AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIM?
HYAH!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
BEFORE YOU SPRUNG
DRAKKEN.
WHO DO YOU THINK
I'M VACATIONING FROM?
Ron: UNH! AAH!
OK. I GOT...
OH. FAILURE HAS
NEVER SOUNDED
SO SOOTHING.
HOW ABOUT A FACIAL?
GAAH!
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
OK. I CAN'T SEE
I CAN'T...
OH. WAIT A SECOND.
AAH!
HEH HEH.
LAST TIME.
WHERE'S DRAKKEN?
WHAT AM I,
HIS SECRETARY?
NO. HIS SIDEKICK.
NOT SINCE PRISON.
YOU MEAN LAST NIGHT'S
VISIT TO CELL BLOCK "D"?
Ron: SEE, IT'S THE MAD DOG.
"THE" MAD DOG, SINGULAR,
NOT TWO,
SO PUPPIES,
WHICH IS PLURAL,
DOESN'T WORK.
NO WAY, NO HOW.
IT'S A GIMMICK.
YES! EXACTLY!
IT'S A GIMM...
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
NOW THE MOUTH FOAM
ON THE OTHER HAND...
OK. I'VE GOT
A SALT GLOW IN 5,
SO LISTEN
TO MY WORDS...
I'M NOT HELPING
DRAKKEN,
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHO IS.
ME... VACATION.
BUT...
VACATION!
WELL, I'M CONVINCED.
BUT IF IT WASN'T SHEGO,
THEN...
Both: WHO BUSTED OUT DRAKKEN?
FOR THE LAST TIME,
YOU MUST ANSWER WARMONGA.
ARE YOU
THE GREAT BLUE?
NICE GREEN LADY.
HEH. HEH. EHH...
WARMONGA INTERCEPTED
YOUR TRANSMISSION.
W-W-WHAT TRANSMISSION?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[STATIC CRACKLING]
♪ FREAKY SHAMPOO! ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE,
AND OBEY ♪
♪ IT'S TIME WASH
OUR HAIR TODAY ♪
♪ YOU MAY THINK
I'M A VILLAIN ♪
♪ NO, I'M JUST CHILLIN' ♪
♪ COME ON, LET ME
HEAR YOU SAY ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE,
AND OBEY ♪
♪ I'M A PLAYER JUST
PLAYING HIS PLAY ♪
♪ MY PRODUCT'S
IN A RAP SONG ♪
♪ TIME TO GET
YOUR WASH ON ♪
♪ WITH DR. D's
BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO ♪
♪ AND CRANIUM RINSE ♪
FOR SHEEZY,
IT'S OFF THE HEEZY.
OH, THAT. ECCH.
DON'T REMIND ME.
I AM WARMONGA
OF THE LORWARDIANS.
YES?
LORWARDIAN PROPHECY
FORETELLS
OF THE GREAT BLUE.
HE WILL REACH OUT
TO OUR KIND
FROM
BEYOND THE STARS.
Y-YEAH. WELL,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
UM, IF YOU COULD JUST DROP
ME OFF AT THE NEXT OWN
OF WHATEVER'S
CONVENIENT.
HEH HEH HEH.
SO IT IS NOT YOU.
YOU ARE NOT
THE GREAT BLUE
TWO WHOM WARMONGA
SHOULD PLEDGE
HER LOYALTY...
WELL...
AND PROMISE
HER VAST ARRAY
OF TECHNOLOGY
AND WEAPONRY.
WEAPONS?
THE GREAT BLUE,
WHO WOULD LEAD
OUR MIGHTY MILITARY
IN GLORIOUS
INTERGALACTIC
CONQUEST!
GLORY?
OH, THAT GREAT BLUE!
YES, THAT'S ME.
I DR. DRAKKEN
AM THE GREAT BLUE!
OH, JOYOUS DAY!
WARMONGA KNEW IT!
OH, HO! WARMONGA
JUST KNEW IT!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
MAD DOG MASCOT 101
IS NOW IN SESSION.
FALL IN, SOLDIERS...
DOG SOLDIERS.
HMM?
HMM?
COME ON!
[BARKING]
RON?
ROOKIE, DID I GIVE
PERMISSION TO SPEAK?
PERMISSION
TO SPEAK?
DENIED! YOU THINK
YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE MIDDLETON MASCOTS?
WELL, WE'LL JUST
SEE ABOUT THAT!
WE WERE THINKING
OF CALLING OURSELVES
THE PEP PUPPIES...
AHA! NO!
NO PUPPIES.
THERE'S ONLY
ONE MAD DOG,
"THE" MAD DOG.
BUT...
BUT...
I WILL TEACH
YOU THE MASTERY
OF MAD DOG MASCOTERY,
BUT FIRST, YOU HAVE
TO FIT MY MOLD.
SUUUURE.
NO PROBLEM, MAD DOG.
THAT'S THE TUDE!
HEH HEH!
YOU KNOW, AND WORK
ON THOSE TWITCHY EYES
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, BOYS.
Warmonga: OH, SO THIS
IS THE LEGENDARY LAIR
OF THE GREAT BLUE!
IT IS JUST HOW
WARMONGA ALWAYS
IMAGINED IT.
SUCH GOOD TASTE.
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE.
HEH HEH. OH.
WAR-MON-GAAA!
[GROANING]
WARMONGA CAN BENCH
1,300 QUAYLOCKS.
THAT MANY?
OH, FRACKLE!
MY... MY LAIR!
IF IT PLEASES
THE GREAT BLUE,
WARMONGA COULD ASSEMBLE
A NEW LAIR.
YOU CAN'T JUST
THROW UP A LAIR...
IN A DAY.
ALIEN TECH! OOMZ!
NO HUGS!
WHAT'S WRONG THERE,
BIG DOG?
HEY. NO
PUTTING PEOPLE IN
CONTAINMENT FIELDS,
REMEMBER?
NOT OUR FAULT.
IT'S JUST THAT
RON'S REALLY...
BUGGIN'.
RON, WERE YOU
BUGGIN'?
LOOK. WE CAN'T
UNDO THE PAST, PEOPLE.
WHATEVER. LISTEN.
WADE RAN A SEARCH
ON ALL KNOW
GREEN FEMALES
ON EARTH,
AND HE CAME UP
WITH SHEGO
AND SPOKESWOMAN
FOR THE ASPARAGUS
ADVISORY COUNCIL,
AND THEY BOTH
HAVE ALIBIS.
YOU'RE STILL
DWELLING,
AREN'T YOU?
PEP PUPPIES?
THAT TRASH
HAS TO BE PUT OUT.
TRASH?
WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.
RON, MAYBE
YOU'RE TAKING
THIS WHOLE MASCOT THING
A LITTLE TOO...
LIGHTLY?
PERSONALLY.
IT IS PERSONAL, KIM.
THIS IS MY LEGACY.
I MEAN, THE PEP PUPPIES
ARE GONNA BE
A LAUGHING STOCK.
YOU COULDN'T
REALLY SEE OUT
OF THE BIG MAD DOG
HEAD SO MUCH,
COULD YOU?
Drakken: NEW TOYS!
GRAVY!
UM, W-WARMONGA,
WHAT ARE...
THESE THINGS EXACTLY?
STANDARD ISSUE
WORLD DOMINATION
MUNITIONS.
ANNIHILATRON,
TREMORRATOR,
NEUROTOMIC DISABLER.
OOH! SANTA WOULD
NEVER BRING ME
ONE OF THOSE.
OH, FRACKLE!
WARMONGA FORGOT ONE.
THIS ONE DEPLETES
A PLANET
OF OXYGENATED
ATMOSPHERE.
HAS WARMONGA PLEASED
THE GREAT BLUE.
Shego: GREAT BLUE?
I MEAN, I'LL
GIVE YOU BLUE,
BUT GREAT?
UH, NOT SO MUCH.
WHOA! SOMEONE'S
BEEN DRINKING THEIR MILK.
WARMONGA,
THIS IS SHEGO,
THE SIDEKICK WHO
DIDN'T BREAK ME
OUT OF PRISON.
SIDEKICK?
OH! SO YOU, TOO,
PLEDGED YOUR BEING
TO THE GREAT BLUE?
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT PLANET
ARE YOU FROM?
WARMONGA HAILS
FROM LORWARDIA,
VICTOR IN THE BATTLE
OF THE 13 MOONS
OF JINGOS.
SUPER.
YOU KNOW HOW
TO PICK THEM, DOC.
THOUGH I DO LIKE
WHAT SHE'S DONE
WITH THE PLACE.
WARMONGA, SHOW HER
THE DOOR!
MM. YEAH. IF YOU GUIDE
YOUR VISION
TO THE LEFT
OF OUR AFT REACTOR CORE,
YOU CAN SEE
OUR PRIMARY ENTRANCE.
NO, WARMONGA.
I MEANT
MAKE HER EXIT
THROUGH THE DOOR.
OH.
HEY! UNH!
YES. WELL, I DIDN'T
MEAN LITERALLY
THROUGH THE ACTUAL
DOOR, BUT...
ERR!
ALL RIGHT. I'M GAME.
LET'S PLAY!
UNH!
HEH. THIS IS WHY
WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
WAR-MON-GA!
AAH!
AAH!
[GASPS]
NO YOU DIDN'T!
OHH.
WITH YOUR ALIEN MIGHT
AT MY DISPOSAL,
I WILL TRULY BE INVINCIBLE.
SHOULD WARMONGA
SHOW HER THE DOOR?
NO. I WANT HER
TO SE ME DO
THE ONE THING
SHE NEVER COULD.
THE GREAT BLUE
CAN DO ANYTHING!
YES! ONCE AND FOR ALL,
I WILL ERADICATE
MY LONG-TIME
TEEN NEMESIS
KIM POSSIBLE!
SHE IS STILL
A TEEN, RIGHT?
I LOST TRACK OF TIME
IN THE HOOSEGOW.
[CROWD CHEERING]
M-I-D-
D-L-E-T-O-N!
GO, MIDDLETON!
[HOWL]
PEP PUPP... UNH!
OOH!
KIND OF A BAD TIME, WADE.
SORRY. WE GOT A HIT
ON THE SITE.
URGENT?
DRAKKEN!
ON THE MOVE?
ON THE SITE!
I'LL PATCH YOU
THE FEED.
HELLO, KIM POSSIBLE.
PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE
THE NEMESIS
YOU LEFT TO ROT
IN PRISON...
DR. DRAKKEN,
CELL BLOCK "D,"
HOME OF THE ANNOYING
CELLMATES?
Shego: DIGRESSING.
SHUT IT, SHEGO!
YOU'RE HERE MERELY
TO WITNESS AND WEEP.
UGH! WHAT?
YOU MEAN, YOU AREN'T
GONNA INTERRUPT?
WE DO NOT INTERRUPT
THE GREAT BLUE.
SURE WE DO.
WE'RE THE EVIL
SIDEKICK.
WE'RE ALL ABOUT
THE INTERRUPTING.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
DR. D?
AAH! ZIP IT!
WHERE WAS I?
EVIL GENIUS,
IN PRISON, ROTTING.
YES! THE ROTTING!
SEE? SEE?
SEE, WHAT I DID?
NOW YOU DO ONE.
YOU DO ONE.
NEVER!
Drakken: MY NEW
DOOMSDAY DEVICE
WILL STEAL ALL THE OXYGEN
FROM THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE,
AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME IN...
UH, T-MINUS 60 MINUTES AND...
ERR! AND COUNTING!
ANY MINUTE NOW!
OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE NOT LETTING
THAT ONE GO.
HELLO! THIS IS
MOCKING GOLD. OHH!
WARMONGA WILL NOT MOCK
THE GREAT BLUE.
Drakken: I GOT IT!
SEE THAT?
YOU MISSED
YOUR MOCK WINDOW.
CLEARLY, HE'S RUSTY.
NOT EVEN HIDING
HIS LOCATION.
KIM, IT'S OBVIOUSLY
A TRAP.
YEAH? WELL, IF DRAKKEN
WANTS HIS CHANCE AT REVENGE,
HE'S GOING TO GET IT
AND A ONE-WAY TICKET
BACK TO CELL BLOC "D".
[GRUNTING]
HUH? OH.
♪ GET IT ON MAD! ♪
♪ HEY, OH! ♪
♪ WHOA, HEY, OH! ♪
♪ ALL THEM GO "HEY, OH!" ♪
♪ HEY, OH! ♪
STINKING PEP...
PUPPIES!
OW!
TIME-OUT.
[GROANING]
GOT TO JET.
DRAKKEN.
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE GAME.
MAN, NOW HE'S
JUST RUDE.
I CAN HANDLE
THIS ONE.
REALLY? OK.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT
THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
HERE CHEERING.
YOU'VE GOT
THE PEP PUPPIES!
UGH! PLEASE!
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WORST THING IS
ABOUT THOSE PUPPIES?
THAT THEY'RE
ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD
AND YOU'RE JELLIN'.
STOP THAT.
WHAT?
THE TRUTH THING!
RON, YOU'VE MOVED ON
TO THE FIELD.
NOW THEY'RE CHEERING
FOR YOU.
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.
♪ BA BA DA DA ♪
WADE!
HEY, GUYS.
DUDE, YOU FIXED
THE BATTLE SUIT?!
NOT JUST FIXED...
IMPROVED.
CHECK THE NEW
STEALTH MODE.
SWEET.
ERR. WHAT'S KEEPING HER?
I WANT MY VICTORY.
LIKE YOU CAN EVEN
HANDLE KIMMIE
WITHOUT ME.
OOH! I THINK
SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS.
HEY. I'M JUST
STICKING AROUND
TO SEE
THE CHEERLEADER KICK
YOUR GREAT BLUE...
SHEGO! IT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN
BECAUSE KIM POSSIBLE
WILL NEVER BE EXPECTING
MY SECRET WEAPON!
Kim: OH? AND WHAT
SECRET WEAPON IS THAT?
AAH! HOW DID YOU...
BUT... BUT WHERE DID YOU
COME FROM?
YOU'VE GOT
YOUR SECRETS.
I'VE GOT MINE.
[RUMBLING]
HUH?
YOU'RE NOT SHEGO.
YOU THINK?
YOU'RE SO... SO, UH...
KIM POSSIBLE, MEET
MY NEW INTERSTELLAR
SIDEKICK WARMONGA!
AS IN ALIEN?
HUH!
10-4 ON THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ON VACATION.
I WOULDN'T CALL
THIS ON THE CLOCK.
HUH!
YOU WILL BOW
TO THE GREAT BLUE
OR SUFFER THE WRATH
OF WARMONGA.
THEY PLAY CATCH
ON YOUR PLANET?
UNH!
ERR.
TOO BAD, SO SAD,
KIM POSSIBLE.
NOW I CAN DO
ANYTHING!
EXCEPT STAY OUT
OF JAIL.
IT WAS YOU WHO IMPRISONED
THE GREAT BLUE!
WAR-MON-GAAAAA!
ERR.
[WHIRRING]
AAH! OHH.
HA! YOU SEE, SHEGO?
WARMONGA IS BETTER
THAN YOU.
ERR!
[MOANS]
WARMONGA STRIKES
THIS BLOW
IN THE NAME
OF THE GREAT BLU...
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
SHEGO, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
I'M ABOUT TO
SNATCH VICTORY.
I AM NOT GONNA LET
THIS SHE-THING
JUST WALTZ IN
AND DESTROY KIMMIE.
THAT'S MY JOB!
YOU HEAR ME?
UNH!
THIS ALIEN WOULD FOLLOW
A BLUE SOCK PUPPET
IF IT SAID IT WAS
THE GREAT...
YARGH!
AAH!
[HOWLING]
RUN!
RUN!
OHH! THEY'RE RUNNING!
AAH! HEY!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[BELL RINGING]
Wade: RON,
I JUST GOT A CALL
ON THE COMMUNICATOR.
IS KIM OK?
IT WASN'T KIM.
WARMONGA STRIKES
THIS BLOW
IN THE NAME OF...
NOW YOU SEE HER...
NOW YOU DON'T.
HEY. WOW.
HA! I HOPE YOU CAN
HOLD YOUR BREATH
FOR A REALLY, REALLY
LONG TIME!
AAH!
UNH!
NO! NOT AGAIN!
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
BE ALL THAT,
KIM POSSIBLE!
YOU'RE NOT!
YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE NOT!
FINE. HEH HEH.
DESTROY MY LAIR,
RUIN MY SCHEME,
BUT I STILL HAVE
MY LOYAL ALIEN!
HELLO?
AHEM. I SEEK THE ONE
CALLED WARMONGA.
MEET ME ON, UM, PLUTO.
I AM THE GREAT BLUE.
REPEAT... I AM
THE GREAT BLUE.
BUT IF HE'S
THE GREAT BLUE, THEN...
YOU LIED
TO WARMONGA.
IT'S COOL.
IT'S COOL.
HEY. COME ON.
CHILL OUT.
I'M BLUE, I'M GREAT.
I'M... NO! NO!
WARMONGAAAAAA!
BOO-YA!
SPANKIN'!
BUT HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW?
Shego: LOSE SOMETHING?
THE COMMUNICATOR?
SHEGO, YOU CLUED
RON INTO
THE PUPPET PLAN?
NICE.
DON'T GET TOO CHUMMY
THERE, CUPCAKE.
I JUST WANT TO GET
BACK TO THE SPA.
MIDAS HAS THE, UH,
GOLDEN TOUCH,
BUT NEXT TIME,
YOU'RE MINE.
WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.
[BARKING]
YOU KNOW, I THINK
THE PEP PUPPIES
ARE REALLY COMING
INTO THEIR OWN.
YOU MEAN IT?
YEAH. IN FACT,
I WANTED YOU GUYS
TO HAVE SOMETHING.
YOUR MOUTH FOAM?
REALLY?
YOU KNOW, IF YOU
WANTED TO USE IT.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
ASKING FOR IT.
I THINK SOMEONE
OWES ME A DIVERSION
OF THE DATING KIND.
NACOS AND A MOVIE?
MM-HMM! YUM.
Kim: SOUNDS OUT
OF THIS WORLD.
WHEN I SAY THIS RIDE
ROCKED,
I MEAN IT ROCKED
HEAVY METAL.
SERIOUSLY. NOW,
LIKE, DUDE, WE'RE
TALKING SERIOUS...
V-8 ENGINE,
DUEL OVERHEAD
CAM SHAFTS,
395 HORSEPOWERS
UNDER THE HOOD.
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
HA HA! KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?
NO! I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
YOU JUST GO ON AND ON
AND ON AND ON AND ON
ABOUT THINGS THAT
NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT!
DUDE, YOU'RE
HARSHING MY
PRISON MELLOW HERE.
SERIOUSLY.
AND WOULD YOU STOP
SAYING THAT WORD?
ECCH! TOTALLY CLUELESS!
SERIOUSLY.