Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 5 - Car Alarm - full transcript
Motor Ed busts Shego out of prison (leaving Drakken behind) to help him pull off his "most awesome" plot. Meanwhile, Kim will do anything to get a car of her own... even let her brothers build one!
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GOTTA MEET RON
AT BUENO NACHOS.
OK IF I BORROW
THE CAR? THANKS.
SORRY, KIMMY. I HAVE TO DRIVE
JIM AND TIM TO SOCCER PRACTICE.
[CRASH]
UNLESS YOU WANT TO.
OH, NO. I'M NOT GONNA BE
THE TWEEB'S TAXI DRIVER.
I'LL WALK FIRST.
BYE-BYE.
I'LL GIVE YOU $5.00.
NOT LISTENING.
10?
WALKING AWAY.
20 FIRM.
TOUGH LOVE, MOM.
TOUGH LOVE.
[CRASH]
[HORN HONKS]
HUH? BONNIE
HAS HER OWN CAR?
HEY, KIM.
DON'T YOU JUST HEART
MY NEW RIDE?
OH, YOU'RE
STILL WALKING?
HOW UNDERCLASS
FOR A SENIOR.
[GASP] IS THAT
A DOOR DING?
WHAT? WHERE?
I DON'T SEE ANY...
K.P., CHECK OUT
MY ROCKING NEW HORN.
OH, NOW I SEE THE DING.
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
HA HA! LATER, LOSERS!
AND LOOK. IT SQUIRTS
BUBBLES, TOO.
HOP ON. YOU CAN RIDE
IN STYLE.
HEE HEE! BUBBLES!
I SO NEED TO GET
MY OWN WHEELS.
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER COMES ♪
♪ JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN
THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪
♪ I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS GET CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
2.6 LITER V-8 ENGINE,
9 SPEED SEQUENTIAL
TRANSAXLE TRANSMISSION,
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
BONNIE WILL BE JEALLING.
[GASPS] STICKER SHOCK.
KIM, HAVE YOU SEEN
HOW MUCH?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
TO PAY FOR THIS,
I'D HAVE TO BABYSIT,
LIKE, 10,000 SATURDAYS.
AND SELL A KIDNEY.
HELLO, RONALD.
SO, KIMMY-CUB. FIND
ANYTHING YOU LIKE?
YEAH, BUT NOTHING
I CAN AFFORD.
HEY, IT'S OK.
YOU DON'T NEED A CAR.
WE'VE GOT MY SCOOTER.
MM-HMM.
THE BUBBLE HORN.
THE BUBBLE HORN?
I THINK I CAN HELP.
THERE IT IS.
YOUR NEW CAR.
WOW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
SWEET!
YOU'RE GIVING ME YOUR CAR?
YEP, SHE'S ALL YOURS.
OH, WAIT. NOT THIS ONE.
THAT ONE.
HISTORY.
WHAT A PIECE OF...
WHAT CENTURY?
MY OLD ROTH SL COUPE.
YOU MEAN A SLOTH?
I'VE HEARD OF THESE.
YEP, MY VERY FIRST CAR.
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
NOT AFTER THE RECALL.
IT MEANS A LOT TO
KEEP HER IN THE FAMILY.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
IT'S, UH... IT'S GREAT.
THANKS, DAD.
JUST NEEDS A LITTLE WORK.
TREAT HER RIGHT,
AND YOU'LL BE DRIVING
THIS CAR FOR YEARS.
[CREAKING]
[CRASH]
YEARS? OH...
OH, COME ON.
MIGHT NOT BE THAT BAD.
LET'S SEE
WHAT'S UNDER THE HOOD.
AAH! AAH!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
EVEN IF I DO GET
THIS HEAP RUNNING,
I COULDN'T ACTUALLY
BE SEEN IN IT.
AAH! MAKE THEM STOP!
SO ANYWAY, MY MOTHER
WANTED ME TO BE
AN ORTHODONTIST,
BUT THAT WAS HER DREAM,
NOT MINE.
MY DREAM WAS TO BE
A SUPERVILLAIN...
OF ALL THE PRISONS
IN ALL THE WORLD,
I GET STUCK
WITH A BLABBER NOUTH.
YOU, YOU'RE
A REAL SUPERVILLAIN,
WITH THE BLUE SKIN
AND THE HOT TEMPER
AND EVERYTHING.
OF COURSE, YOU
GOT CAUGHT, TOO.
SO NOW HERE WE ARE,
EQUALS.
OH, YEAH!
MOVING IN
ON THE BIG HOUSE. SERIOUSLY.
AT LAST... A RIOT!
NO, IT'S ME, EDDIE.
AH HA HA! I KNEW
I COULD COUNT ON FAMILY.
FREEDOM IS AT HAND.
NO MORE LOCKDOWN,
NO MORE PRISON FOOD,
AND NO MORE YAKKETY BLAB
FROM YOU, LUCRE.
LATER, DUDE. SERIOUSLY.
Shego: LATER, LOSERS.
LISTEN, IF IT'S ANY
CONSOLATION
ON THE WHOLE COUNTING
ON FAMILY FRONT,
I'M STILL WAITING
FOR MY MOTHER
TO POST MY BAIL.
WELL, THIS HAS BEEN FUN.
ACTUALLY, IT HASN'T.
I'M GONE.
WHOA!
[GASPS]
HEY, NOW, GREEN.
I GAVE YOU YOUR FREEDOM
AND A SWEET RIDE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SO YOU THINK
I OWE YOU?
EEH!
SERIOUSLY.
HOW SHALL I PUT THIS?
THAT'S NOT THE WAY
I ROLL.
HEAR ME OUT.
I'M NOT COUSIN DREW.
I AM MOTOR ED.
I RESPECT MY GREEN
LADY'S APPETITE
FOR DESTRUCTION.
SERIOUSLY, DUDE,
I DO.
YOUR LADY?
HYAH!
WHOO! MAN, I LOVE
THAT GREEN MAGIC.
GIVE IT MORE GAS.
MORE. MORE... OK, WAIT.
YOU'RE OUT OF GAS.
IT'S NOT SO GOOD
ON MILEAGE, IS IT?
GO, WADE.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
KIM, I JUST GOT WORD THAT...
ARE YOU SITTING
IN A SLOTH?
A BON-DIGGITY VINTAGE
VEHICLE, MY MAN.
MM-HMM. [CHUCKLES]
BUT WHAT ABOUT...
THE RECALL? YEAH,
WE'RE NOT TALKING
SO MUCH ABOUT THAT.
MINDING HERE?
SO WHAT UP?
GET THIS. MOTOR ED
JUST BUSTED SHEGO
OUT OF PRISON.
SHEGO AND DRAKKEN?
NOPE. JUST SHEGO.
MOTOR ED AND SHEGO?
WHY WOULD THEY
BE WORKING TOGETHER?
I MEAN, WEIRDER THINGS
HAVE HAPPENED.
LOOK AT US.
TRUE, BUT THERE'S
A MAJOR DIFF
BETWEEN WEIRD
AND WRONG ON ALL LEVELS.
ONCE I GET A FIX
ON THEIR LOCATION,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
IN THE MEANTIME,
YOU CAN WORK ON YOUR, UH...
CAR. IT'S CALLED
A CAR, WADE.
TECHNICALLY,
I'M NOT SO SURE.
HICKA-BICKA-BOO.
WHOOSHA.
OUT! THIS IS
A NO TWEEB ZONE.
OUT? OK, BUT...
DON'T YOU WANNA HEAR
OUR OFFER FIRST?
OFFER? NOT INTERESTED.
WE CAN GET
YOUR CAR RUNNING.
YOU KNOW, THEY DID
BUILD A SPACECRAFT
OUT OF A LAWN MOWER,
A TOASTER, AND, WELL,
YOU KNOW, ROCKET PARTS.
BUT STILL, I MEAN,
IT WORKED KINDA.
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
YOU JUST HAVE TO
GIVE US RIDES.
SO NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
I'LL GET IT RUNNING
ON MY OWN.
NOW GO. SHOO!
MM.
MM.
UH, ARE YOU 100%
ON THIS, K.P.?
I'M KIM POSSIBLE.
I CAN DO ANYTHING...
I THINK.
IT... IT JUST GETS WORSE.
AAH! I WASN'T EVEN HELPING.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
[GASPS]
SO... READY TO DEAL?
NEVER!
K.P., BE REASONABLE.
UH-HUH.
FINE.
WHOOSHA!
WHOOSHA!
WHAT'S THIS?
CONTRACT.
IN EXCHANGE FOR
OUR SERVICES, YOU'LL...
I KNOW.
GIVE YOU RIDES...
"WHEREVER YOU WANT
WHENEVER YOU WANT?"
OR YOU COULD NOT
BE DRIVING AT ALL.
WHOO-HOO!
OH, YEAH!
WHOOSHA!
HEY, NO GLOATING.
PAGE 6,
SUB-PARAGRAPH 3.
GLOATING IS TO BE ALLOWED.
WHOA! THEY GOT YOU
WITH A NEENER CLAUSE.
OH, YEAH,
THEY'RE GOOD.
GRRR.
WELL?
CONGRATULATIONS.
IT'S A CAR!
IT'S... IT'S...
BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
CONTRACTUALLY,
YOU HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
NOW POP THE HOOD.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME.
AAH! STOP IT!
STOP IT! AAH!
DUAL QUAD TRANSVERSE
ROTARY DESIGN
WITH GYRO-STABILIZATION.
WHICH IS TWEEB
FOR...
THIS THING KICKS.
NOW LET'S GO.
GO? GO WHERE?
"KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE,
WHO SHALL BE KNOWN
AS THE CAR MONKEY..."
COULD YOU NOT
CALL HER THAT?
THANK YOU, RON.
OH, NO, NOT FOR YOU.
IT'S FOR ME.
STILL GOT SOME
MONKEY ISSUES.
GO AHEAD.
"THE CAR MONKEY SHALL
TRANSPORT JIM AND TIM
ANYWHERE THEY REQUEST."
WHOOSHA!
WHOOSHA!
LET'S ROLL!
LET'S ROLL!
WE'VE BEEN TO THE MALL,
THE MOVIES,
THE CANDY CAVE.
CAN WE JUST GO HOME?
I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO.
NOPE. THERE'S SOMEPLACE
WE HAVEN'T BEEN YET.
OH, PLEASE
DON'T SAY...
J.P. BEARYMORE'S
PIZZA-PARTY-TORIUM!
BOO-YAH!
LOVE THE BEAR.
NOT HELPING.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
TO EAT BURNT PIZZA?
IF YOU LET US GO IN,
I'LL SHOW YOU.
[WHIMPERING]
NO!
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
OH, NO. NOT
THE PUPPY DOG POUT.
[WHIMPERING]
OH, OK.
BUT YOU GO IN,
YOU GET THE TWEEBS,
AND YOU GET OUT.
DONE AND DONE.
[BOTH CHEERING]
[COYOTE HOWLS]
THAT'S IT!
PARTY'S OVER. LET'S GO.
GOOD TIMING.
WE JUST MAXED
THE HIGH SCORE
ON SPACE SQUIDS.
UHH! NEVER GET
TO HAVE ANY FUN.
OH, BOYS!
THEY'RE ALL TWEEBS.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
GO, WADE.
SOMEONE JACKED INTO
THE SPACE CENTER'S MAINFRAME
AND DOWNLOADED INFORMATION
ON SOMETHING CALLED
THE KEPLER.
KEPLER?
THAT'S THE PROJECT
MY DAD'S WORKING ON.
WELL, WITH ITS
PROTOTYPE BOOSTERS,
THE KEPLER WILL BE
THE FASTEST MAN-MADE
OBJECT EVER CREATED.
I GUESS SHE'D
BE WORTH STEALING.
YOU DON'T SEEM TOO WORRIED.
HONEY, THE MIDDLETON
SPACE CENTER
USES THE BEST
SECURITY MEASURES.
IF THERE EVER WAS
A BREAK-IN, I'D...
KNOW ABOUT IT?
EXACTLY.
OH!
SHEGO! SHOULDN'T YOU
BE BEHIND BARS?
I GOT
AN EARLY PAROLE.
ONLY HERE TO SAY HI.
HEY! YAHH.
HEY, RED.
HOW'S IT SHAKING?
YOU TELL ME,
SQUIRRELHEAD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY TEAMED UP
WITH THIS LOSER.
LOOK, I AM NOT
THRILLED ABOUT IT,
BUT SOMETIMES
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
I GOT THE GOODS.
LET'S ROLL.
PUT THAT ROCKET DOWN!
SORRY. TIME TO FLY.
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
OH, NOT ME. YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
WHOA!
WADE, NEED
A LANDING SOLUTION.
DO YOU STILL HAVE
THAT HAIR GEL
I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK?
YEAH.
IT'S ACTUALLY
A SPECIAL COMPOUND
THAT EXPANDS
WHEN EXPOSED TO AIR.
IT ALSO ADDS BODY.
GRRR.
NO MOCKING THE HAIR.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I KNOW THE BASIC
BOYFRIEND RULES, KIM.
YOUR NEW HAIRCUT
IS FABULOUS,
AND THOSE SLACKS
ARE VERY FLATTERING.
THANKS
FOR THE SENSITIVITY.
SORRY, BUT WE'RE
CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED
TO MOCK.
OK, JUST
GET IT OVER WITH.
IT'S NO FUN IF YOU HELP.
[CHAINSAW WHIRS]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CUTTING DOWN
ON WIND RESISTANCE.
SERIOUSLY.
EXCEPT THE WINGS
ARE WHAT MAKES IT FLY.
IT'S ALL PART OF MY
WAY-WICKED AWESOME PLAN.
YEAH, ABOUT THAT. UM...
CAN'T TALK. WORKING.
HERE'S THE BLUEPRINTS.
SEE IF
YOU CAN FIND A PLACE
FOR A NEW CUPHOLDER.
UHH! HUH?
[SIGHS]
OK, HERE'S THE DEAL.
I MAY HAVE TO
DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL,
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I HAVE TO BE SEEN WITH YOU.
SO DUCK OR WALK.
NOW!
[BOTH GROAN]
RON, NOT YOU.
[GASPS]
OK, IT'S BONNIE,
SO STAY DOWN.
SHOWTIME.
WHAT'S HOT, B?
OH, YOU HAVE A CAR, K?
BEGGED, BORROWED,
OR STOLEN?
YOU WISH.
THIS IS ALL MINE.
OH, TAKING IT IN
FOR THE RECALL?
NUN-UH!
WE CUSTOMIZED IT OURSELVES,
AND IT CAN
BLOW THE DOORS OFF ANY CAR,
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.
AND KIM HAS TO DRIVE US
WHERE WE WANT.
SO IT'S
A BABYSITTER CAR.
HA HA HA HA HA!
THE ONLY RIDE
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
WILL BE
TO THE HOSPITAL!
KIM!
WHEW. SAVED BY THE WADE.
I GOT THE SPECS
ON THE KEPLER
FROM YOUR DAD.
IF IT REACHES
ITS TOP SPEED WITHIN
THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE,
THE SHOCKWAVE WILL FLATTEN
EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH.
NICE!
NICE!
YEAH!
I MEAN, WHO'D BE DUMB ENOUGH
TO TRY THAT?
MOTOR ED.
HUH. THE KEPLER SPECS
ARE PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
OF COURSE, IT'S ALL
HOW YOU USE IT.
IT'S SO GONNA ROCK.
SERIOUSLY.
I THINK MAYBE I CAN
GET ONBOARD WITH THIS.
IT LOOKS LIKE A RACECAR.
YOU TRICKED IT OUT?
YOU SAY TRICKED OUT
LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
YOU KNOW, YOUR CHASSIS
COULD USE A LITTLE
TRICKING OUT, TOO.
EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY CHASSIS?
AAH!
OH, NO, SHEGO.
I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOUR DISGUISE.
DISGUISE?
IT'S PART OF THE PLAN.
[SIGHS] OK,
BUT NO FLAMES.
WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND
FOR AN HOUR AND HAVEN'T
SEEN ANYTHING.
NACHO STOP?
MM-HMM! MM-HMM!
NO TIME. WE'VE
GOTTA FIND MULLET-HEAD
BEFORE HE PUTS
THE PEDAL TO THE METAL.
[WHIMPERS]
[GASPS] KIM, IT'S THE...
RON, I SAID NO.
YEAH, BUT K.P...
I DON'T CARE
HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE.
IT'S THE...
THE KEPLER. WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SOMETHING?
I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
IT'S AS FAST
AS A ROCKET.
HICKA-BICKA-DUH!
OH!
TAKE US HOME.
THAT IS IT.
I MAY HAVE SIGNED
THAT SILLY CONTRACT,
BUT FIRST
I'M STOPPING MOTOR ED.
WHAT?
NOT IN THIS, YOU'RE NOT.
WE HAVE TO SUPERCHARGE
THE ENGINES.
NOBODY BLOWS OUR DOORS OFF.
THIS IS PERSONAL.
AND CHECK IT.
THE ROTH SL COUPE 2.0.
WHOO-HOO!
UGH. COULD YOU POSSIBLY
DRIVE ANY SLOWER?
THE FASTER THE RIDE,
THE SLOWER THE GLIDE,
BABE.
OH, PLEASE.
HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE CHEWING GUM.
SERIOUSLY.
GUM?
IT PULLS TOGETHER
YOUR WHOLE, YOU KNOW,
DISGUISE.
THERE. NOW CAN YOU TELL ME
THE REST OF THIS AWESOME PLAN?
NO SPOILERS.
WHOA. WHAT'S THAT?
SERIOUSLY.
YOU SURE WE CAN CATCH THEM?
WITH OUR NEW
MODIFICATIONS...
JUST WATCH.
GREAT. KIMMY GETS A CAR,
AND NOW SHE'S EVERYWHERE.
LIKE BACTERIA.
AAH!
WHOO-HOO!
HUH?
OK, ONE FOR THE TWEEBS.
GUYS, REMEMBER,
YOU CAN'T LET THE KEPLER
BREAK ITS THRESHOLD SPEED.
WHAT'S THE THRESHOLD SPEED?
OH, YOU'LL KNOW IT
WHEN YOU SEE IT.
SEE, LIKE, WHY ARE
THESE DICE FUZZY?
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
WATCH IT!
SHE'S GAINING.
SHOTGUN BABES DON'T GET
TO CRITICIZE THE DUDE
OR HIS DICE. SERIOUSLY.
SHOTGUN BABE?
THE KEPLER!
LOOKING GOOD.
NICE SPEED.
SWEET PAINT JOB.
SLOW DOWN, KIMMY-CUP,
AND PICK UP SOME MILK
ON YOUR WAY HOME.
UH-UH-UH-UH!
ARE WE SLOWING DOWN?
NO, THEY'RE SPEEDING UP,
AND WE'RE TOPPED OUT.
UH-UH. THAT WAS
JUST FIRST GEAR.
OK, THAT'S TWO
FOR THE TWEEBS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.
GET ON WITH THE PLAN.
I AM TIRED OF WAITING.
WHOA! THE DUDE DECIDES
WHAT TO DO.
YOU DON'T GET
TO BOSS ME AROUND.
RRRR!
YOU GOT LIPSTICK
ON YOUR TEETH
RIGHT THERE.
OH, I HATE THAT.
THANKS.
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
FINALLY! A CHANCE
TO TEST MY THEORIES
ON ZERO-G NACHO EATING.
IT'S STILL GOOD.
TO THE FUTURE!
OK, EVEN IF
I DO CATCH THEM,
HOW AM I GONNA
STOP THE KEPLER?
IF YOU CUT THE POWER
FROM THE FEED,
IT'LL DISENGAGE
THE QUADRA DRIVE.
THAT'LL CAUSE...
A CASCADE ONE POWER DROP!
BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!
THANKS, GUYS.
APPRECIATE THE PEER REVIEW
POSITIVE FEEDBACK.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR LITTLE GEEKFEST,
BUT HOW DO I DO THIS?
THERE'S A PANEL
ON THE OUTSIDE
OF THE KEPLER.
REMOVE IT
TO GET TO THE CUTOFF LINE.
SO I JUST HAVE
TO JUMP ONTO
A SPEEDING ROCKET?
PRETTY MUCH.
RON, TAKE THE WHEEL.
AAH!
WAIT! BEFORE YOU GO...
[HUMS THE WEDDING MARCH]
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
RON, THEY'RE MAGNO RINGS.
THEY'LL HELP YOU HANG ON
TO THE SIDE OF THE KEPLER.
HA HA HA! RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT,
YOU KNOW, THEY WERE FOR.
WHOA! RED'S HITCHING A RIDE.
TIME TO SHOW HER
WHAT THIS BABY
CAN DO. SERIOUSLY.
FINALLY!
I'M GONNA HIT
THE BIG RED BUTTON.
THIS IS WHAT
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
LET'S GO HYPER-SONIC!
HA HA HA. YOU KNOW IT.
THE SHOCK WAVE
WILL CAUSE MASSIVE DAMAGE,
DOOMING THE WORLD TO CHAOS.
YOU ARE THE MAN
WITH THE PLAN.
WHAT?
THE HYPER-SONIC BLAST.
YOUR PLAN.
THAT'S NOT IT.
IT'S NOT? WHAT IS?
TO CRUISE CROSS COUNTRY
AT HYPER-SONIC SPEED
WITH A HOT BABE
AT MY SIDE.
IT'S ON MY LIST
OF THINGS TO DO
BEFORE I CROAK.
NEXT STOP,
ALASKAN CRUISE, MAN.
WAIT. YOU MEAN I'M HERE
BECAUSE I'M AN ORNAMENT?
NOT. THE FUZZY DICE
ARE AN ORNAMENT.
YOU ARE AN ACCESSORY.
RRRR. RRRR!
AAH! SERIOUSLY!
WADE, I FOUND THE PANEL.
GOOD, BECAUSE
THE QUADRA DRIVE
HAS BEEN ENGAGED
AND NO ONE'S DRIVING.
WHY IS THIS NEVER EASY?
WHOA!
GUYS, TELL ME
YOU PUT A GRAPPLER BEAM
IN THIS THING.
WE'RE WAITING
ON PARTS TO COME IN.
AAH! NOT THEM!
THIS IS JUST SO RANDOM!
AAH!
OOPS.
NO!
NO!
NO!
[WHIMPERING]
THIS BETTER WORK.
[ENGINE POWERS DOWN]
[SHEGO GROANS]
BUMMER, BUT YOU GOTTA
RESPECT RED'S ROAD SKILLS.
SHE KNOWS HOW TO CRUISE.
[BLOWS NOSE]
WHOA, SHE-BABE.
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING
WITH YOUR LOOK. SERIOUSLY.
SHUT IT UP!
I GOTTA ADMIT, THE SLOTH
MAY NOT BE PERFECT,
BUT IT CAME THROUGH
IN THE END.
SORT OF LIKE YOU GUYS.
NOT TO WORRY.
WE CAN FIX IT AND ADD
MORE MODIFICATIONS.
AND A NEW CONTRACT?
NOT THIS TIME.
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
CLIENT FOR THAT.
SO WHATS
A CAR MONKEY?
OH, YOU'LL SEE.
WHAT'S HOT, B?
GOT YOUR CAR FIXED, HUH?
I AM SO DONE
WITH YOUR BROTHERS.
QUIET, CAR MONKEY.
TAKE US TO MR. FUDGIES
ICE CREAM-A-RAMA.
NO!
SORRY. IT'S IN
THE CONTRACT...
THAT YOU SIGNED.
DON'T CARE. OUT!
LATER.
AAH!
Kim:
GRAPPLING BEAM?
Tim: YEAH. THE PARTS
COME IN THIS MORNING.
Kim: COOL. HOP IN.
I'LL DRIVE YOU GUYS
TO MR. FUDGIES.
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GOTTA MEET RON
AT BUENO NACHOS.
OK IF I BORROW
THE CAR? THANKS.
SORRY, KIMMY. I HAVE TO DRIVE
JIM AND TIM TO SOCCER PRACTICE.
[CRASH]
UNLESS YOU WANT TO.
OH, NO. I'M NOT GONNA BE
THE TWEEB'S TAXI DRIVER.
I'LL WALK FIRST.
BYE-BYE.
I'LL GIVE YOU $5.00.
NOT LISTENING.
10?
WALKING AWAY.
20 FIRM.
TOUGH LOVE, MOM.
TOUGH LOVE.
[CRASH]
[HORN HONKS]
HUH? BONNIE
HAS HER OWN CAR?
HEY, KIM.
DON'T YOU JUST HEART
MY NEW RIDE?
OH, YOU'RE
STILL WALKING?
HOW UNDERCLASS
FOR A SENIOR.
[GASP] IS THAT
A DOOR DING?
WHAT? WHERE?
I DON'T SEE ANY...
K.P., CHECK OUT
MY ROCKING NEW HORN.
OH, NOW I SEE THE DING.
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
HA HA! LATER, LOSERS!
AND LOOK. IT SQUIRTS
BUBBLES, TOO.
HOP ON. YOU CAN RIDE
IN STYLE.
HEE HEE! BUBBLES!
I SO NEED TO GET
MY OWN WHEELS.
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER COMES ♪
♪ JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN
THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪
♪ I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS GET CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
2.6 LITER V-8 ENGINE,
9 SPEED SEQUENTIAL
TRANSAXLE TRANSMISSION,
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
BONNIE WILL BE JEALLING.
[GASPS] STICKER SHOCK.
KIM, HAVE YOU SEEN
HOW MUCH?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
TO PAY FOR THIS,
I'D HAVE TO BABYSIT,
LIKE, 10,000 SATURDAYS.
AND SELL A KIDNEY.
HELLO, RONALD.
SO, KIMMY-CUB. FIND
ANYTHING YOU LIKE?
YEAH, BUT NOTHING
I CAN AFFORD.
HEY, IT'S OK.
YOU DON'T NEED A CAR.
WE'VE GOT MY SCOOTER.
MM-HMM.
THE BUBBLE HORN.
THE BUBBLE HORN?
I THINK I CAN HELP.
THERE IT IS.
YOUR NEW CAR.
WOW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
SWEET!
YOU'RE GIVING ME YOUR CAR?
YEP, SHE'S ALL YOURS.
OH, WAIT. NOT THIS ONE.
THAT ONE.
HISTORY.
WHAT A PIECE OF...
WHAT CENTURY?
MY OLD ROTH SL COUPE.
YOU MEAN A SLOTH?
I'VE HEARD OF THESE.
YEP, MY VERY FIRST CAR.
THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM
LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
NOT AFTER THE RECALL.
IT MEANS A LOT TO
KEEP HER IN THE FAMILY.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
IT'S, UH... IT'S GREAT.
THANKS, DAD.
JUST NEEDS A LITTLE WORK.
TREAT HER RIGHT,
AND YOU'LL BE DRIVING
THIS CAR FOR YEARS.
[CREAKING]
[CRASH]
YEARS? OH...
OH, COME ON.
MIGHT NOT BE THAT BAD.
LET'S SEE
WHAT'S UNDER THE HOOD.
AAH! AAH!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
GET 'EM OFF ME!
EVEN IF I DO GET
THIS HEAP RUNNING,
I COULDN'T ACTUALLY
BE SEEN IN IT.
AAH! MAKE THEM STOP!
SO ANYWAY, MY MOTHER
WANTED ME TO BE
AN ORTHODONTIST,
BUT THAT WAS HER DREAM,
NOT MINE.
MY DREAM WAS TO BE
A SUPERVILLAIN...
OF ALL THE PRISONS
IN ALL THE WORLD,
I GET STUCK
WITH A BLABBER NOUTH.
YOU, YOU'RE
A REAL SUPERVILLAIN,
WITH THE BLUE SKIN
AND THE HOT TEMPER
AND EVERYTHING.
OF COURSE, YOU
GOT CAUGHT, TOO.
SO NOW HERE WE ARE,
EQUALS.
OH, YEAH!
MOVING IN
ON THE BIG HOUSE. SERIOUSLY.
AT LAST... A RIOT!
NO, IT'S ME, EDDIE.
AH HA HA! I KNEW
I COULD COUNT ON FAMILY.
FREEDOM IS AT HAND.
NO MORE LOCKDOWN,
NO MORE PRISON FOOD,
AND NO MORE YAKKETY BLAB
FROM YOU, LUCRE.
LATER, DUDE. SERIOUSLY.
Shego: LATER, LOSERS.
LISTEN, IF IT'S ANY
CONSOLATION
ON THE WHOLE COUNTING
ON FAMILY FRONT,
I'M STILL WAITING
FOR MY MOTHER
TO POST MY BAIL.
WELL, THIS HAS BEEN FUN.
ACTUALLY, IT HASN'T.
I'M GONE.
WHOA!
[GASPS]
HEY, NOW, GREEN.
I GAVE YOU YOUR FREEDOM
AND A SWEET RIDE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SO YOU THINK
I OWE YOU?
EEH!
SERIOUSLY.
HOW SHALL I PUT THIS?
THAT'S NOT THE WAY
I ROLL.
HEAR ME OUT.
I'M NOT COUSIN DREW.
I AM MOTOR ED.
I RESPECT MY GREEN
LADY'S APPETITE
FOR DESTRUCTION.
SERIOUSLY, DUDE,
I DO.
YOUR LADY?
HYAH!
WHOO! MAN, I LOVE
THAT GREEN MAGIC.
GIVE IT MORE GAS.
MORE. MORE... OK, WAIT.
YOU'RE OUT OF GAS.
IT'S NOT SO GOOD
ON MILEAGE, IS IT?
GO, WADE.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
KIM, I JUST GOT WORD THAT...
ARE YOU SITTING
IN A SLOTH?
A BON-DIGGITY VINTAGE
VEHICLE, MY MAN.
MM-HMM. [CHUCKLES]
BUT WHAT ABOUT...
THE RECALL? YEAH,
WE'RE NOT TALKING
SO MUCH ABOUT THAT.
MINDING HERE?
SO WHAT UP?
GET THIS. MOTOR ED
JUST BUSTED SHEGO
OUT OF PRISON.
SHEGO AND DRAKKEN?
NOPE. JUST SHEGO.
MOTOR ED AND SHEGO?
WHY WOULD THEY
BE WORKING TOGETHER?
I MEAN, WEIRDER THINGS
HAVE HAPPENED.
LOOK AT US.
TRUE, BUT THERE'S
A MAJOR DIFF
BETWEEN WEIRD
AND WRONG ON ALL LEVELS.
ONCE I GET A FIX
ON THEIR LOCATION,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
IN THE MEANTIME,
YOU CAN WORK ON YOUR, UH...
CAR. IT'S CALLED
A CAR, WADE.
TECHNICALLY,
I'M NOT SO SURE.
HICKA-BICKA-BOO.
WHOOSHA.
OUT! THIS IS
A NO TWEEB ZONE.
OUT? OK, BUT...
DON'T YOU WANNA HEAR
OUR OFFER FIRST?
OFFER? NOT INTERESTED.
WE CAN GET
YOUR CAR RUNNING.
YOU KNOW, THEY DID
BUILD A SPACECRAFT
OUT OF A LAWN MOWER,
A TOASTER, AND, WELL,
YOU KNOW, ROCKET PARTS.
BUT STILL, I MEAN,
IT WORKED KINDA.
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
YOU JUST HAVE TO
GIVE US RIDES.
SO NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
I'LL GET IT RUNNING
ON MY OWN.
NOW GO. SHOO!
MM.
MM.
UH, ARE YOU 100%
ON THIS, K.P.?
I'M KIM POSSIBLE.
I CAN DO ANYTHING...
I THINK.
IT... IT JUST GETS WORSE.
AAH! I WASN'T EVEN HELPING.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
[GASPS]
SO... READY TO DEAL?
NEVER!
K.P., BE REASONABLE.
UH-HUH.
FINE.
WHOOSHA!
WHOOSHA!
WHAT'S THIS?
CONTRACT.
IN EXCHANGE FOR
OUR SERVICES, YOU'LL...
I KNOW.
GIVE YOU RIDES...
"WHEREVER YOU WANT
WHENEVER YOU WANT?"
OR YOU COULD NOT
BE DRIVING AT ALL.
WHOO-HOO!
OH, YEAH!
WHOOSHA!
HEY, NO GLOATING.
PAGE 6,
SUB-PARAGRAPH 3.
GLOATING IS TO BE ALLOWED.
WHOA! THEY GOT YOU
WITH A NEENER CLAUSE.
OH, YEAH,
THEY'RE GOOD.
GRRR.
WELL?
CONGRATULATIONS.
IT'S A CAR!
IT'S... IT'S...
BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
CONTRACTUALLY,
YOU HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
NOW POP THE HOOD.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I REMEMBER WHAT
HAPPENED LAST TIME.
AAH! STOP IT!
STOP IT! AAH!
DUAL QUAD TRANSVERSE
ROTARY DESIGN
WITH GYRO-STABILIZATION.
WHICH IS TWEEB
FOR...
THIS THING KICKS.
NOW LET'S GO.
GO? GO WHERE?
"KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE,
WHO SHALL BE KNOWN
AS THE CAR MONKEY..."
COULD YOU NOT
CALL HER THAT?
THANK YOU, RON.
OH, NO, NOT FOR YOU.
IT'S FOR ME.
STILL GOT SOME
MONKEY ISSUES.
GO AHEAD.
"THE CAR MONKEY SHALL
TRANSPORT JIM AND TIM
ANYWHERE THEY REQUEST."
WHOOSHA!
WHOOSHA!
LET'S ROLL!
LET'S ROLL!
WE'VE BEEN TO THE MALL,
THE MOVIES,
THE CANDY CAVE.
CAN WE JUST GO HOME?
I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO.
NOPE. THERE'S SOMEPLACE
WE HAVEN'T BEEN YET.
OH, PLEASE
DON'T SAY...
J.P. BEARYMORE'S
PIZZA-PARTY-TORIUM!
BOO-YAH!
LOVE THE BEAR.
NOT HELPING.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
TO EAT BURNT PIZZA?
IF YOU LET US GO IN,
I'LL SHOW YOU.
[WHIMPERING]
NO!
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
OH, NO. NOT
THE PUPPY DOG POUT.
[WHIMPERING]
OH, OK.
BUT YOU GO IN,
YOU GET THE TWEEBS,
AND YOU GET OUT.
DONE AND DONE.
[BOTH CHEERING]
[COYOTE HOWLS]
THAT'S IT!
PARTY'S OVER. LET'S GO.
GOOD TIMING.
WE JUST MAXED
THE HIGH SCORE
ON SPACE SQUIDS.
UHH! NEVER GET
TO HAVE ANY FUN.
OH, BOYS!
THEY'RE ALL TWEEBS.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
GO, WADE.
SOMEONE JACKED INTO
THE SPACE CENTER'S MAINFRAME
AND DOWNLOADED INFORMATION
ON SOMETHING CALLED
THE KEPLER.
KEPLER?
THAT'S THE PROJECT
MY DAD'S WORKING ON.
WELL, WITH ITS
PROTOTYPE BOOSTERS,
THE KEPLER WILL BE
THE FASTEST MAN-MADE
OBJECT EVER CREATED.
I GUESS SHE'D
BE WORTH STEALING.
YOU DON'T SEEM TOO WORRIED.
HONEY, THE MIDDLETON
SPACE CENTER
USES THE BEST
SECURITY MEASURES.
IF THERE EVER WAS
A BREAK-IN, I'D...
KNOW ABOUT IT?
EXACTLY.
OH!
SHEGO! SHOULDN'T YOU
BE BEHIND BARS?
I GOT
AN EARLY PAROLE.
ONLY HERE TO SAY HI.
HEY! YAHH.
HEY, RED.
HOW'S IT SHAKING?
YOU TELL ME,
SQUIRRELHEAD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY TEAMED UP
WITH THIS LOSER.
LOOK, I AM NOT
THRILLED ABOUT IT,
BUT SOMETIMES
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
I GOT THE GOODS.
LET'S ROLL.
PUT THAT ROCKET DOWN!
SORRY. TIME TO FLY.
YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
OH, NOT ME. YOU.
SERIOUSLY.
WHOA!
WADE, NEED
A LANDING SOLUTION.
DO YOU STILL HAVE
THAT HAIR GEL
I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK?
YEAH.
IT'S ACTUALLY
A SPECIAL COMPOUND
THAT EXPANDS
WHEN EXPOSED TO AIR.
IT ALSO ADDS BODY.
GRRR.
NO MOCKING THE HAIR.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I KNOW THE BASIC
BOYFRIEND RULES, KIM.
YOUR NEW HAIRCUT
IS FABULOUS,
AND THOSE SLACKS
ARE VERY FLATTERING.
THANKS
FOR THE SENSITIVITY.
SORRY, BUT WE'RE
CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED
TO MOCK.
OK, JUST
GET IT OVER WITH.
IT'S NO FUN IF YOU HELP.
[CHAINSAW WHIRS]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CUTTING DOWN
ON WIND RESISTANCE.
SERIOUSLY.
EXCEPT THE WINGS
ARE WHAT MAKES IT FLY.
IT'S ALL PART OF MY
WAY-WICKED AWESOME PLAN.
YEAH, ABOUT THAT. UM...
CAN'T TALK. WORKING.
HERE'S THE BLUEPRINTS.
SEE IF
YOU CAN FIND A PLACE
FOR A NEW CUPHOLDER.
UHH! HUH?
[SIGHS]
OK, HERE'S THE DEAL.
I MAY HAVE TO
DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL,
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I HAVE TO BE SEEN WITH YOU.
SO DUCK OR WALK.
NOW!
[BOTH GROAN]
RON, NOT YOU.
[GASPS]
OK, IT'S BONNIE,
SO STAY DOWN.
SHOWTIME.
WHAT'S HOT, B?
OH, YOU HAVE A CAR, K?
BEGGED, BORROWED,
OR STOLEN?
YOU WISH.
THIS IS ALL MINE.
OH, TAKING IT IN
FOR THE RECALL?
NUN-UH!
WE CUSTOMIZED IT OURSELVES,
AND IT CAN
BLOW THE DOORS OFF ANY CAR,
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.
AND KIM HAS TO DRIVE US
WHERE WE WANT.
SO IT'S
A BABYSITTER CAR.
HA HA HA HA HA!
THE ONLY RIDE
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
WILL BE
TO THE HOSPITAL!
KIM!
WHEW. SAVED BY THE WADE.
I GOT THE SPECS
ON THE KEPLER
FROM YOUR DAD.
IF IT REACHES
ITS TOP SPEED WITHIN
THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE,
THE SHOCKWAVE WILL FLATTEN
EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH.
NICE!
NICE!
YEAH!
I MEAN, WHO'D BE DUMB ENOUGH
TO TRY THAT?
MOTOR ED.
HUH. THE KEPLER SPECS
ARE PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
OF COURSE, IT'S ALL
HOW YOU USE IT.
IT'S SO GONNA ROCK.
SERIOUSLY.
I THINK MAYBE I CAN
GET ONBOARD WITH THIS.
IT LOOKS LIKE A RACECAR.
YOU TRICKED IT OUT?
YOU SAY TRICKED OUT
LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
YOU KNOW, YOUR CHASSIS
COULD USE A LITTLE
TRICKING OUT, TOO.
EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY CHASSIS?
AAH!
OH, NO, SHEGO.
I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOUR DISGUISE.
DISGUISE?
IT'S PART OF THE PLAN.
[SIGHS] OK,
BUT NO FLAMES.
WE'VE BEEN DRIVING AROUND
FOR AN HOUR AND HAVEN'T
SEEN ANYTHING.
NACHO STOP?
MM-HMM! MM-HMM!
NO TIME. WE'VE
GOTTA FIND MULLET-HEAD
BEFORE HE PUTS
THE PEDAL TO THE METAL.
[WHIMPERS]
[GASPS] KIM, IT'S THE...
RON, I SAID NO.
YEAH, BUT K.P...
I DON'T CARE
HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE.
IT'S THE...
THE KEPLER. WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SOMETHING?
I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
IT'S AS FAST
AS A ROCKET.
HICKA-BICKA-DUH!
OH!
TAKE US HOME.
THAT IS IT.
I MAY HAVE SIGNED
THAT SILLY CONTRACT,
BUT FIRST
I'M STOPPING MOTOR ED.
WHAT?
NOT IN THIS, YOU'RE NOT.
WE HAVE TO SUPERCHARGE
THE ENGINES.
NOBODY BLOWS OUR DOORS OFF.
THIS IS PERSONAL.
AND CHECK IT.
THE ROTH SL COUPE 2.0.
WHOO-HOO!
UGH. COULD YOU POSSIBLY
DRIVE ANY SLOWER?
THE FASTER THE RIDE,
THE SLOWER THE GLIDE,
BABE.
OH, PLEASE.
HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE CHEWING GUM.
SERIOUSLY.
GUM?
IT PULLS TOGETHER
YOUR WHOLE, YOU KNOW,
DISGUISE.
THERE. NOW CAN YOU TELL ME
THE REST OF THIS AWESOME PLAN?
NO SPOILERS.
WHOA. WHAT'S THAT?
SERIOUSLY.
YOU SURE WE CAN CATCH THEM?
WITH OUR NEW
MODIFICATIONS...
JUST WATCH.
GREAT. KIMMY GETS A CAR,
AND NOW SHE'S EVERYWHERE.
LIKE BACTERIA.
AAH!
WHOO-HOO!
HUH?
OK, ONE FOR THE TWEEBS.
GUYS, REMEMBER,
YOU CAN'T LET THE KEPLER
BREAK ITS THRESHOLD SPEED.
WHAT'S THE THRESHOLD SPEED?
OH, YOU'LL KNOW IT
WHEN YOU SEE IT.
SEE, LIKE, WHY ARE
THESE DICE FUZZY?
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
WATCH IT!
SHE'S GAINING.
SHOTGUN BABES DON'T GET
TO CRITICIZE THE DUDE
OR HIS DICE. SERIOUSLY.
SHOTGUN BABE?
THE KEPLER!
LOOKING GOOD.
NICE SPEED.
SWEET PAINT JOB.
SLOW DOWN, KIMMY-CUP,
AND PICK UP SOME MILK
ON YOUR WAY HOME.
UH-UH-UH-UH!
ARE WE SLOWING DOWN?
NO, THEY'RE SPEEDING UP,
AND WE'RE TOPPED OUT.
UH-UH. THAT WAS
JUST FIRST GEAR.
OK, THAT'S TWO
FOR THE TWEEBS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.
GET ON WITH THE PLAN.
I AM TIRED OF WAITING.
WHOA! THE DUDE DECIDES
WHAT TO DO.
YOU DON'T GET
TO BOSS ME AROUND.
RRRR!
YOU GOT LIPSTICK
ON YOUR TEETH
RIGHT THERE.
OH, I HATE THAT.
THANKS.
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
FINALLY! A CHANCE
TO TEST MY THEORIES
ON ZERO-G NACHO EATING.
IT'S STILL GOOD.
TO THE FUTURE!
OK, EVEN IF
I DO CATCH THEM,
HOW AM I GONNA
STOP THE KEPLER?
IF YOU CUT THE POWER
FROM THE FEED,
IT'LL DISENGAGE
THE QUADRA DRIVE.
THAT'LL CAUSE...
A CASCADE ONE POWER DROP!
BRILLIANT!
BRILLIANT!
THANKS, GUYS.
APPRECIATE THE PEER REVIEW
POSITIVE FEEDBACK.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR LITTLE GEEKFEST,
BUT HOW DO I DO THIS?
THERE'S A PANEL
ON THE OUTSIDE
OF THE KEPLER.
REMOVE IT
TO GET TO THE CUTOFF LINE.
SO I JUST HAVE
TO JUMP ONTO
A SPEEDING ROCKET?
PRETTY MUCH.
RON, TAKE THE WHEEL.
AAH!
WAIT! BEFORE YOU GO...
[HUMS THE WEDDING MARCH]
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
RON, THEY'RE MAGNO RINGS.
THEY'LL HELP YOU HANG ON
TO THE SIDE OF THE KEPLER.
HA HA HA! RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT,
YOU KNOW, THEY WERE FOR.
WHOA! RED'S HITCHING A RIDE.
TIME TO SHOW HER
WHAT THIS BABY
CAN DO. SERIOUSLY.
FINALLY!
I'M GONNA HIT
THE BIG RED BUTTON.
THIS IS WHAT
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
LET'S GO HYPER-SONIC!
HA HA HA. YOU KNOW IT.
THE SHOCK WAVE
WILL CAUSE MASSIVE DAMAGE,
DOOMING THE WORLD TO CHAOS.
YOU ARE THE MAN
WITH THE PLAN.
WHAT?
THE HYPER-SONIC BLAST.
YOUR PLAN.
THAT'S NOT IT.
IT'S NOT? WHAT IS?
TO CRUISE CROSS COUNTRY
AT HYPER-SONIC SPEED
WITH A HOT BABE
AT MY SIDE.
IT'S ON MY LIST
OF THINGS TO DO
BEFORE I CROAK.
NEXT STOP,
ALASKAN CRUISE, MAN.
WAIT. YOU MEAN I'M HERE
BECAUSE I'M AN ORNAMENT?
NOT. THE FUZZY DICE
ARE AN ORNAMENT.
YOU ARE AN ACCESSORY.
RRRR. RRRR!
AAH! SERIOUSLY!
WADE, I FOUND THE PANEL.
GOOD, BECAUSE
THE QUADRA DRIVE
HAS BEEN ENGAGED
AND NO ONE'S DRIVING.
WHY IS THIS NEVER EASY?
WHOA!
GUYS, TELL ME
YOU PUT A GRAPPLER BEAM
IN THIS THING.
WE'RE WAITING
ON PARTS TO COME IN.
AAH! NOT THEM!
THIS IS JUST SO RANDOM!
AAH!
OOPS.
NO!
NO!
NO!
[WHIMPERING]
THIS BETTER WORK.
[ENGINE POWERS DOWN]
[SHEGO GROANS]
BUMMER, BUT YOU GOTTA
RESPECT RED'S ROAD SKILLS.
SHE KNOWS HOW TO CRUISE.
[BLOWS NOSE]
WHOA, SHE-BABE.
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING
WITH YOUR LOOK. SERIOUSLY.
SHUT IT UP!
I GOTTA ADMIT, THE SLOTH
MAY NOT BE PERFECT,
BUT IT CAME THROUGH
IN THE END.
SORT OF LIKE YOU GUYS.
NOT TO WORRY.
WE CAN FIX IT AND ADD
MORE MODIFICATIONS.
AND A NEW CONTRACT?
NOT THIS TIME.
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
CLIENT FOR THAT.
SO WHATS
A CAR MONKEY?
OH, YOU'LL SEE.
WHAT'S HOT, B?
GOT YOUR CAR FIXED, HUH?
I AM SO DONE
WITH YOUR BROTHERS.
QUIET, CAR MONKEY.
TAKE US TO MR. FUDGIES
ICE CREAM-A-RAMA.
NO!
SORRY. IT'S IN
THE CONTRACT...
THAT YOU SIGNED.
DON'T CARE. OUT!
LATER.
AAH!
Kim:
GRAPPLING BEAM?
Tim: YEAH. THE PARTS
COME IN THIS MORNING.
Kim: COOL. HOP IN.
I'LL DRIVE YOU GUYS
TO MR. FUDGIES.