Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 3 - Trading Faces - full transcript

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MOM, YOU SEE
MY CHEER SWEATER?

IN THE DRYER, HONEY.

AH!

HUH?

UHH! UHH!

UHH!

UHH!

UHH! UHH! UHH!

Both: YOU DIDN'T OPEN
THE DRYER, DID YOU?

OUR EXPERIMENT!

YOU RUINED IT!



UHH!

Both: MOM!

UHH!

TWEEBS.

BOYS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

NO MODIFYING
THE MAJOR APPLIANCES.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

NOT WITHOUT THESE.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH KIMMY CUB?

SHE JUST RACED OFF
LIKE IT WAS THE END
OF THE WORLD.

SHE MUST'VE HEARD
THE BIG NEWS.

NO, NOT YET.

I DIDN'T TELL HER.

[BELL RINGING]



LATE. SORRY.

THE TWEEBS.
THIS MORNING.

MY CLOTHES.
TOTAL DRAMA-RAMA.

WHOA, GIRL.
CHIL-LAX.

FORGET THE WHAT
AND THE WHEN.

FOCUS ON THE HERE
AND THE NOW.

RIGHT, K.P.

WE SENIORS DON'T SWEAT
THE LITTLE THINGS.

BECAUSE THEY'RE
ALL LITTLE THINGS?

NO! BECAUSE WE'RE
BIG THINGS, BABY!

HEY! HI! EXCUSE ME!

SENIORS.

I WONDER WHAT THE SENIOR
TABLE SPECIAL IS TODAY.

[GIGGLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[FRENCH ACCENT]
HOO HOO LA LA!

IT IS BISTRO DAY.

A SOUP DE JOUR.

STUFF I CAN'T
EVEN PRONOUNCE AND
ALL ASSORTED CHEESES!

YAY!

YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

SENIORS? IT'S ALL GOOD.

WHICH WAY TO HOMEROOM?

HUH?

HOMEROOM? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN HOMEROOM?

THAT ROOM YOU
GO TO BEFORE YOU GO
TO YOUR OTHER CLASSES?

YOU'D THINK A SENIOR
WOULD KNOW THE BASICS.

TRY MIDDLE SCHOOL?

ABOUT 4 MILES
THAT WAY.

WE'RE NOT IN MIDDLE
SCHOOL ANYMORE.

WE'VE BEEN SKIPPED AHEAD.

WE'RE FRESHMEN!

WE'RE HERE!

Kim: NOOOOOO!

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

THERE IS NO WAY
YOU TWO ARE FRESHMEN.

HEY, AMANDA,
SEE YOU IN SCIENCE.

IT MUST BE A MISTAKE.

AND I'M GOING TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

UH...
ARE WE BEING FOLLOWED?

YES. IT'S OK.
I'M WITH THE DISTRICT.

MIDDLETON UNIFIED.
MY CARD.

MISS GUIDE?

G'DAY, DEAR.

G'DAY TO YOU.

LET ME JOT THAT...

JOT WHAT? WHAT IS THE
STINKING SITCH HERE?

MISS GUIDE'S
OUR SKIP COUNSELOR.

AND SKIP IS...

SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE
AND INTELLIGENT PLACEMENT.

A PILOT PROGRAM.

YOUR BROTHERS TESTED
AT HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL,

SO THEY'RE BEING
ENROLLED AS FRESHMEN.

I'LL BE OBSERVING
THE TRANSITION.

SO, THIS IS
REALLY HAPPENING?

EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

OH, I CAN'T BEGIN
TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS.

MM-HMM.

[GRUNTS]

IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT
I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEM,

NOW I HAVE TO LEARN
WITH THEM, TOO?

YEAH. FORGET
MY LITTLE THINGS ADVICE.

START SWEATING, K.P.

GEE, THANKS.

HEY, KIM, RON.

WADE, MY LADY COULD USE
A SITCH. WHAT YOU GOT?

HIT ON YOUR WEBSITE
FROM BRITINA.

BRITINA?

SUPERSTAR
IN NEED. BOOYAH!

SO, WHERE DO
WE MEET HERE, HUH?

CONCERT? CLUB?
PRIVATE YACHT?

JAIL.
OHH.

[BUZZER]

I'M SO INNOCENT
IT'S NOT FUNNY.

BRITINA, WHAT
ARE THE CHARGES?

THEY SAID I STOLE CASH
FROM A SAFE AT THE WRAP PARTY

FOR THAT REALITY SHOW
BORN TO SHOP.

OOH. BORN TO SHOP!

STARRING CAMILLE LEON,

HEIRESS TO A VAST
CAT FOOD FORTUNE,

SOCIALITE, QUICK SERVICE
RESTAURANT SPOKESPERSON.

YOU'RE READING
THE WEEKLY WONDER AGAIN,
AREN'T YOU?

SHE'S A NEWSMAKER.

I'M A NEWS TAKER.

SHE'S, LIKE, THE MOST
SHALLOW PERSON ON EARTH.

UM, SHALLOW
IS THE NEW BLACK.

LIKE, I NEED TO STEAL?

MY CD, HAIL BRITINA
WENT DOUBLE PLATINUM.

IN URUGUAY.

CAMILLE?

BRIT, I CAME AS
SOON AS I HEARD.

I CALLED YOU
3 DAYS AGO.

SILLY. MY CALLBACK LIST
WAS EPIC THIS WEEK.

IT'S SO HARD TO BE ME.

UH! LOOK, K.P.

CAMILLE LEON.

AND FREAKY PURSE PAL.

[HISS]

THAT WOULD BE
HER CAT DEBUTANTE.

OH, YEAH.

SHE GOES
EVERYWHERE WITH
THAT HAIRLESS THING.

HEY! HMM, HMM!

NOT THAT
I'M JUDGING.

[MEOW]

[PURRING]

UHH!

OH, THIS PLACE
IS SO DEPRESSING.

HOW DO YOU STAND?

THEY WANTED ME
TO WALK THROUGH SOME
GRUESOME X-RAY THINGY.

I SAID, DON'T
YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

A YUMMY GUARD LET ME IN.

GIVE ME HIS DIGITS, OK?

CAMILLE, THESE ARE
B.F.S. FROM WAY BACK.

KIM POSSIBLE AND...

THIS GUY, WHO'S
USUALLY WITH HER.

KIM POSSIBLE!

I WORE YOUR LOOK ONCE...

FOR, LIKE, 5 MINUTES.

NICE TO MEET YOU,
TOO, CAMILLE.

OH, I KNOW!

[BEEPING]
WHAT UP, WADE?

I'VE UPLOADED
SECURITY FOOTAGE

FROM THE CRIME SCENE,
BUT IT'S FUZZY.

THAT'S NOT ME.

THOUGH THAT IS WHAT
YOU WERE WEARING.

BRITINA SAYS
SHE DIDN'T DO IT.
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.

ME, TOO. OF COURSE
I HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS.

THEY CAN'T ALL BE GOOD.

IT'S JUST MATH.

I'LL ENHANCE THE FOOTAGE
AND GET BACK TO YOU.

PLEASE
AND THANK YOU.

WHOA!

BETWEEN YOU
AND ME...

AND THIS GUY!

WITH THE SPOTLIGHT
ON ME 24/7,

SOME OF OUR CIRCLE
MIGHT BE, YOU KNOW,

ATTENTION DEFICIT.

I'M NOT SURE
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

I'M SURE I DON'T.

UH... SUSPECTS?

THERE'S STARLET.

HER LAST
3 MOVIES TANKED.

HOLSTON TWINS?

THEY DROPPED TO
NUMBER 3 ON THE WORLD'S
RICHEST KIDS LIST.

THEY MAY BE DESPERATE.

AND MC HONEY.
THINGS MUST BE BAD.

I HEARD
SHE FLEW COMMERCIAL.

HEY, WE KNOW MC HONEY.

WHATEVS.
I'M JUST SAYING,

THEY'LL ALL BE
AT THE REALITY SHOW
AWARDS TONIGHT...

IF YOU WANT
AND COME DO THAT
THING YOU DO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M MISSING IT.

THEY HAVE THE BEST
GOODIE BAGS.

AH, THE GOODIE BAG.

ONCE I SCORED DINOSAUR
STICKERS AND A RING...

THAT'S ALSO A WHISTLE!

TRY $30,000 WORTH
OF DESIGNER BLING.

WE'LL BE THERE.

HOPPIN'!

[MEOW]

EEE!

AND NOW THE WINNER
FOR THE CRAZIEST MOMENT

ON A REALITY SHOW IS...

JOB SWAP!

34, 52...

CLEAR!

AAH!

UHH!

[CRASH]

CAMILLE'S CIRCLE
IS IN THE HOUSE.

I DON'T SEE
MC HONEY.

MAYBE SHE'S
IN THE GREEN ROOM.

EXCUSE ME? IS THIS
THE GREEN ROOM?

HI, MC.

KIM POSSIBLE!

LONG TIME, GF.

[GASP]

A NACHO CHEESE FOUNTAIN.

I'M SORRY THIS IS MORE
BUSINESS THAN PLEASURE.

HOO HOO!

FOR ME AT LEAST.

BRITINA?
YOU HEARD?

MMM. FIRST COVER SHOT

THE POOR GIRL'S HOOKED
UP IN A LONG, LONG.

YO! THE GOODIE BAGS
HAVE BEEN JACKED!

NOT THE GOODIE BAGS!

COME ON, RON.

UH... I'M BUSY.

DIGGITY ZEE, DID YOU
SEE WHO DID IT?

THE WORLD SAW IT!

SHE RAN ACROSS THE STAGE.

MC HONEY. STRAIGHT UP.

SAY WHAT?!

BUT I WAS WITH HER
THE WHOLE TIME.

YO! THE GOODIE BAGS
HAVE BEEN JACKED!

THIS IS MESSED UP.

I DID NOT JACK
THE GOODIE BAGS. I...

UM... IT LOOKS
KINDA BAD.

I KNOW, WADE,
BUT I'M TELLING YOU,

MC HONEY WAS WITH US.
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HER.

THEN GET READY FOR THIS.

DOES BRITINA HAVE
A GOOD LAWYER?

YOU KNOW, LIKE,
A REALLY GOOD ONE?

THIS IS SO NOT ADDING, WADE.

MAYBE YOU GOT
A SHAPE SHIFTER
ON YOUR HANDS.

YEAH! JUST LIKE MAGNO MIKE
IN CRATER RAIDERS.

MIKE FOOLED
EVERYONE BY MORPHING
INTO HIS HALF-SISTER,

POWER CLASSIC SLOPE.

SO SORRY.
YOU MUST BE THIS
TALL TO RIDE.

[BELL RINGING]

NOW, DON'T YOU HAVE

SOME FRESHMAN CLASS
CALLING YOU?

POSSIBLE.

HERE.
HERE.

NOT MY CLASS.

OHH.

3 POSSIBLES
IN THE SAME STATISTICS CLASS?

WHAT'S THE PROBABILITY?

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S NOT A JOKE, PEOPLE.
IT'S A POP QUIZ.

I KNOW THIS.
THE PROBABILITY
OF ANY EVENT "A,"

IS, UM...

LET ME SEE NOW.
UH...

GOT IT,
MR. BARKIN!

POSSIBLE SQUARED, GO.

THE PROBABILITY
OF EVENT "A"...

IS DETERMINED BY
DIVIDING THE NUMBER

OF WAYS "A" CAN OCCUR...

BY THE TOTAL NUMBER
OF WAYS ANYTHING CAN OCCUR.

CORRECT. NOW...
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE.

THE PROBABILITY
OF OUR SISTER

TAKING LESS
THAN 40 MINUTES

IN THE BATHROOM
EVERY MORNING...
ZERO.

SHE SINGS IN THE SHOWER.
TIM!

AND FINISHES
HER HOMEWORK ON THE...
JIM!

THEY'RE VERY BRIGHT.

AREN'T THEY?!

A COUPLE OF LITTLE...
GENIUSES.

MMM! UHH!

SO THE TWEEBS SHOWED
YOU UP IN CLASS.
WHAT'S THE BIG?

YEAH. I GET SHOWN
UP ON EVERY MISSION
WE EVER GO ON.

YOU DON'T
HEAR ME WHINING.

I COULD WHINE MORE.
A LOT MORE.

CAN WE FORGET
ABOUT THE TWEEBS?

LET'S JUST ENJOY LUNCH
AT THE SENIOR TABLE.

AHH, THE SENIOR TABLE.

[GASPS]

MMM. I THINK
I'LL HAVE THE TUNA
TAR-TAR TODAY.

ROTISSERIE CHICKEN FOR ME.

I'M GONNA TRY
THIS MAITRE D' THING.

SOUNDS
DELUSIOUSLY FRENCH.

[ALL GASP]

THE SENIOR TABLE.
IT'S GONE.

WHY?!

AW.

SUCK IT UP, PEOPLE!

THE SENIOR LUNCH BUDGET
HAS BEEN REASSIGNED...

TO THE SKIP PROGRAM.

THE SKIP PROGRAM?

I DON'T WORK FOR FREE.

WE ARE SO NOT
FRIENDS WITH THIS.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

AND IS IT FAIR THAT
THE POLAR ICE CAPS
ARE MELTING?

YOU TAKE
LIFE'S LITTLE
UPS AND DOWNS!

OHH! AND RUFUS
GOT FITTED TODAY.

AW!

BUT IF THERE'S
NO SENIOR TABLE...

THAT MEANS
IT'S BACK TO...

MYSTERY MEAT!

NO!

LISTEN UP, CAFETERIANS,

IN COMPLIANCE WITH
DISTRICT GUIDELINES,

WE HAVE BEEN ORDERED
TO DIVULGE THE CONTENTS
OF MYSTERY MEAT.

Woman: MYSTERY MEAT.

FROM THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE
TO YOUR HOUSE.

[SCREAMING]

I KNEW THERE
WERE SNOUTS.

I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING MORE HORRIBLE.

I HAVE.

THE TWEEBS... WITH BONNIE.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GUYS TELL
THE FUNNIEST STORIES.

AND THEN WHEN WE WERE
ON A TRIP TO YOSEMITE...

WHAT?! NO!

NOT THE POISON OAK STORY.

ISN'T IT WONDERFUL
THAT THEY'RE MAKING
FRIENDS SO QUICKLY?

[LAUGHTER]

THAT IS SO MORTIFYING.

YOU TWO SHOULD
WRITE A BOOK.

WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

NAH. TOO OLD SCHOOL.

WE'LL PUT IT ON OUR BLOG.

PRETEND I'M NOT HERE.

HOW ABOUT I PRETEND THAT
I'M NOT HERE INSTEAD?

THESE THEFTS
GET WEIRDER, KIM.

LOOKS LIKE BRITINA
WAS IN 2 PLACES
AT THE SAME TIME.

TWIN SISTERS?

NOPE, I CHECKED.
ONLY CHILD.

AND GET THIS...

HMM. BOTH OF THEM.

2 PLACES AT ONCE.

FREAKY FOR SURE.

WAIT. DID YOU RUN
BACKGROUND ON CAMILLE?

SINCE SHE'S
THE COMMON DENOMINATOR.

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN?

JIM AND...

TIM COMMUNICATORS.

HEY, MAKE YOUR OWN!

WOW. LIGHTER. SLEAKER.

AND IT PLAYS TUNES.

COOL.
WHATEVER.

SO, DID YOU DIG UP
ANY DIRT ON CAMILLE?

WELL, IT HASN'T HIT
THE CHECKOUT LINES YET,

BUT THE WEEKLY WONDER
IS ABOUT TO RUN A STORY

ON CAMILLE BEING
DISINHERITED.

REALLY? NO MORE
DADDY'S FUNDAGE.

SO CAMILLE IS THE ONE
WHO NEEDS MONEY.

SHH! HEIGHT LIMIT.

CAMILLE'S SIGNING
HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY

AT THE WORLD'S RICHEST MALL
IN BEVERLY HILLS TODAY.

SOUNDS LIKE A RECON OP.

WE'RE ON IT!
SO NOT.

THERE IS NO WAY
YOU TWO ARE GOING
TO THE MALL WITH US.

ACTUALLY, HONEY, TAKING
JIM AND TIM ALONG

SOUNDS LIKE A SWELL IDEA.

SURE BEATS
BABYSITTING AT HOME

WHILE YOUR FATHER
AND I ARE OUT.

BABYSITTING?
THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL

BUT NOT OLD ENOUGH TO
STAY HOME BY THEMSELVES?

NOT WITHOUT VAPORIZING
THE GARAGE.

UH, WADE,
E.T.A. ON THAT RIDE
TO BEVERLY HILLS?

A TYPHOON GROUNDED
YOUR RIDE.

AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE
MAKING OTHER ARRANGEMENTS.

IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY.

OH, GREAT.

Both: HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

THANKS FOR THE RIDE,
MR. SINCLAIR.

OH, IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO

AFTER YOU TUTORED
MY KENNY IN CALCULUS.

DERIVATIVES OF
INVERSE FUNCTIONS.

SO NOT THE DRAMA.

[GASPS] CAN YOU NOT?

HOW CAN YOU SAY
HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

YUCK! WHY WOULD I?

TO BE COOL?

I AM COOL.

AH, THE WORLD'S
RITZIEST MALL.

35 FLOORS
OF POPPIN' SHOPPIN'.

AND DID
YOU KNOW THERE'S
A DIAMOND ELEVATOR

SPORTIN' A 500-KARAT
LIGHT BULB?

I BLEW SOME
CASH HERE WHEN
I WAS A MILLIONAIRE.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

HEY, WHERE
ARE THE TWEEBS?

I GAVE THEM 20 BUCKS
AND DROPPED THEM OFF
AT THE ARCADE.

KIM, 20 BUCKS
AT THIS ARCADE

GETS YOU 5 MINUTES
AT SOME BUSTED UP
PINBALL MACHINE.

UM, WELL, WHERE ELSE
WOULD THEY GO?

PAGE 172...

[BEEPING]

"THIS SUMMER CAMILLE
VISITED A DR. BEAUFOX."

HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

BEAUFOX.

PLASTIC SURGEON.
UNLICENSED?

ROGUE!

HOO-SHAW!
HOO-SHAW!

KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR CAMILLE.

THERE'S STILL A FEW
MORE MINUTES BEFORE
THE BOOK SIGNING.

COUNTRY CLUB BANANA.

THE FLAGSHIP STORE.

HEY, GO DROP
SOME BILLS, K.P.

I'LL START
THE LEON HUNT.

ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU HAVE TO PASS
A CREDIT CHECK

JUST TO GET IN THE DOOR.

I DON'T EVEN
HAVE CREDIT.

WELCOME
TO COUNTRY CLUB BANANA.

GAME ON.

CAMILLE!

KIM POSSIBLE.

AND...

THIS GUY.

HEY, I WONDER IF YOU
COULD DO ME A FAVOR.

OH, I DON'T
DO MAKE-OVERS.

AND I AM KIND
OF IN A RUSH.

WELL, SEE, THAT'S FUNNY.

THERE'S THIS PAIR
OF SOCKS AT C.C.B.
I'VE SAVED UP FOR,

AND SINCE I'M NOT
A ZILLIONAIRESS LIKE YOU,

THEY WON'T
EVEN LET ME IN.

BUT YOU, I'M SURE,
CAN PASS THE CREDIT CHECK.

UH, YEAH, DUH.

BUT I CAN'T BE SEEN
BUYING SOCKS.

OOH. SOCKS
ARE GROSS.

SOCKS ARE GROSS?

RON, SHE CAN'T GO IN.

DISINHERITED?

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
MY SOCKS ARE GROSS,

BUT WHAT DOES THAT
EVEN MEAN?

THE ELEVATOR'S
BEEN ROBBED!

THAT IS AN EMPTY DIAMOND
LIGHT BULB SOCKET.

IT'S STARLET.

ANOTHER FRIEND
OF CAMILLE'S?

THAT GIRL IS RUNNING
WITH A BAD CROWD,

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
THE CAMERA LOVES THIS.

I THINK YOU'RE
ONTO SOMETHING.

OH, I KNOW I AM!

WHAT?

THERE'S A CAMERA
AT EVERY THEFT.

ROOKIE MISTAKE.
I MEAN,

A SMART THIEF WOULDN'T
GET CAUGHT ON TAPE.

BUT A REALLY
SMART THIEF

WOULD SEE TO IT SOMEBODY
ELSE GETS CAUGHT.

BRITINA, MC HONEY,

AND NOW STARLET.

ALL HANGING AT THE
HIP NEW HOT SPOT...
PRISON.

WHAT
ABOUT CAMILLE, WADE?

WEIRD, KIM.

CAMILLE IS PRETTY
MUCH PHOTOGRAPHED

EVERY WAKING MINUTE.

BUT DURING THESE 3 CRIMES,
IT'S LIKE SHE DISAPPEARED.

WHAT'S HER NEXT
PUBLIC APPEARANCE?

A FASHION SHOW
THIS AFTERNOON.

SOMETHING TELLS ME THERE'S
GOING TO BE ANOTHER THEFT.

TRY SOMEONE.

OR SOME, TOO.

OH, YEAH. MEANT
TO TELL YOU...

YOUR BROTHERS
HAVE A THEORY.

AH! TWEEBS! YOU DON'T
BELONG AT MY SCHOOL!

OR ON MY MISSION!

BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT WE UNCOVERED READING
CAMILLE'S BOOK?

NO. I'VE CRACKED IT.
ALMOST.

SO, HOW IS SHE DOING IT?

HEIGHT LIMIT.

A BIT HARSH, BIG SIS.
DON'T YOU THINK?

YOU DON'T WANT
TO KNOW WHAT I REALLY
THINK, BONNIE.

COME ON, JIM AND TIM.

TELL ME AGAIN
ABOUT YOSEMITE.

AND THE RAT.

I AM SO GONNA...

WE'RE COOL!

I MEAN, I'M COOL.
I MEAN...

HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

ANY LUCK ON A POSSIBLE
TARGET, WADE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THESE DESIGNERS
CHARGE FOR A DRESS?

I KNOW I CAN'T AFFORD.

YOU THINK SHE'LL
STEAL CLOTHES?

WE CAN RULE OUT SOCKS.

HOW ABOUT A RARE
BLUE DIAMOND NECKLACE

THAT'S BEING WORN
WITH THE DRESS?

BOOYAH!

THAT'S THE TARGET.

I'LL CHECK
THE DRESSING ROOM.

OK. GOT YOUR BACK, K.P.

DRESSING ROOM, RON.

OH. YEAH. I'LL JUST
WAIT HERE THEN.

WADE, ANY IDEA WHERE
TO FIND THIS NECKLACE?

JUST LOOK
FOR A LOT OF SECURITY.

I FORGOT MY POWDER.
MAY I?

UM, SURE.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

THAT COMPACT SPRAYS
A TRACKING POWDER.

YOU DON'T NEED IT.
YOU'RE PERFECT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

TARGET IN SIGHT.

ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

YOU HEARD KIM. SHE DOESN'T
WANT US INVOLVED.

REASON ENOUGH TO DO IT.

YEAH. I CALL BAD COP.

NO WAY! I CALL BAD COP.

GOOD DAY, DR. BEAUFOX.

ARE YOU MY 3:30 TUMMY TUCK?

WE'LL ASK
THE QUESTIONS, DOCTOR.

CAMILLE LEON.
RING A BELL?

I FULLY WARNED HER
OF THE DANGERS.

ALL EXPERIMENTAL
SURGERIES CARRY RISKS.

THAT'S ON MY BUSINESS CARD.

THIS GUY'S ALL TALK.

RADICAL TECHNIQUES.
AS IF.

OH, REALLY?
NANO-MORPHING. HMM?

[BEEP]

RADICAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?

NANO-MORPHING?

Both: SHAPE-SHIFTING!

THIS TIME I'M NOT
LETTING THE TARGET

OUT
OF MY SIGHT UNTIL
WE CATCH A THIEF.

ANASTASIA'S BEEN
DROPPED BY HER AGENCY.

SHE'S NOT COMING.

AHH!
WE DON'T HAVE A MODEL

TO WEAR THE GOWN
AND THE NECKLACE?!

YES, YOU DO!
RIGHT HERE!

OHH. RON,
I'M NOT A MODEL.

WELL, WHY NOT?
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD
BE A SPANKING WAY

TO KEEP TABS
ON THE NECKLACE.

MMM. UH-HUH.

HMM. WELL...

HMM. HMM...

OH, YOU'LL DO.

WOW. WELL,
I GUESS IF EVERYONE
THINKS I'M A MODEL.

MAKE-UP! HAIR!
WARDROBE!

GREEN EYES. BRING THEM OUT!

HAIR! BIGGER
BIG AS THE BACK!

OH! WE'RE GOING
SUPER GLAM!

UM... IT'S KIND OF SNUG.

SEW HER IN.

Announcer: LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,

THE HIGHLIGHT
OF TONIGHT'S SHOW,

FROM SPERLUCCI...

WHOA!

[WHISTLES]

[GIGGLES]

KIM!

I TOLD YOU TWO
TO STAY AWAY.

MC HONEY?

IT'S NOT MC HONEY, KIM.

IT'S CAMILLE!

SHE'S A PLASTIC
SURGERY EXPERIMENT.

SHE'S A SHAPE SHIFTER.

[GASPING]

OH, LIKE,
YOU'RE A MODEL.

[GASPS]

HUH!

[GRUNTING]

THIS DRESS IS NOT
WORKING FOR ME.

DUDE, THE LEISURE SUIT.
HOT OR NOT?

RON, FIND BRITINA.

IT'S REALLY CAMILLE.

SHE'S A SHAPE SHIFTER.

YOU MEAN, LIKE THE TWEEBS SAID?

OK. THEY WERE RIGHT.
LET'S MOVE ON.

I THOUGHT YOU WENT
THE OTHER WAY.

WHAT OTHER WAY?

SHE'S NOT IN WARDROBE!

HEY, I'M ALREADY HERE.

KIM, IT'S CAMILLE!

I'M NOT CAMILLE.
SHE IS! HE IS!

2 RONS?

BUT ONLY ONE... RUFUS!

[GIGGLES]

[GASPS]

[MEOW]

KIM, GRAB ME!

I MEAN, HER!
GET HER!

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS]
MY GOWN!

UHH!

I LOVE IT!

ME, TOO!

UHH!

UHH!

UHH! UHH!

[GRUNTING]

I GOT ME!

UHH!

YOU KNOW, I'M SURPRISINGLY
NIMBLE FOR AN HEIRESS.

UHH!

TRACKING POWDER.

[COUGHING]

[GASPS]

TOO MUCH?

GOT A LOCK
ON THE TRACKING POWDER.

[WHISTLES]

HERE, BUDDY!

[GASPS]

CAT INCOMING!

[BEEPING]

OH, NO.

AHH! CAMILLE COULD
BE ANYONE.

[MEOW]

[MEOW]

AH! DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?!

LADY, THE QUESTION IS,
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

HUH?
HUH?

YOU WANTED TO SEE
ME, MISS GUIDE?

UH, MISS POSSIBLE,
I WAS JUST SHARING

MY OBSERVATIONS
OF THE PAST WEEK

WITH YOUR PARENTS.

MMM. SUPER.

IT'S MY RECOMMENDATION
THAT JIM AND TIM

BE ENROLLED AS FRESHMEN
AT ANOTHER SCHOOL.

WHAT?

HONEY, CLEARLY,

THIS IS HAVING
A NEGATIVE EFFECT ON YOU.

IT'S NOT ALL
ABOUT THE BOYS, KIMMY.

IT'S ABOUT YOUR BEST
INTERESTS, TOO.

IF THE TWEEBS
SWITCH SCHOOLS,

THEN SO DO I.

THEY HAVE MY BACK,
NOW I HAVE THEIRS.

Both: HICKA-BICKA-BOO?

HOO-SHAW.

UH... HOW DO YOU
SPELL HOO-SHAW?

[PURRING]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[CHUCKLES]

[MEOW]

OH! SPPT!