Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 23 - Graduation: Part 2 - full transcript

Dr. Drakken, Shego, Ron and Kim must work together to save the world.

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G-day is here. We're
actually graduating!

Nothing lasts forever,
Stoppable. Things fall apart.

The center cannot hold.

K.P., why does
it have to end?

He's mutating.

Ron: So long,
Middleton high.

See? So not the end
of the world.

Your mystical skills will
blossom in adversity.

K.P.!

[Both gasp] Thank you, Warhawk.

Your entire planet will pay.



So, payback's the sitch.

♪ Oh yeah, yeah!

♪ I'm your basic,
average girl ♪

♪ and I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ you can't stop me
'cause I'm ♪

♪ Kim Possible

♪ there is nothin' I can't do ♪

♪ just know that
I am on my way ♪

♪ know that I am on my way ♪

♪ it doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ if you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible

♪ call me, beep me
if you wanna reach me ♪

♪ when you wanna page me,
it's ok ♪



♪ whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ call me, beep me
if you wanna reach me ♪

♪ call me, beep me

♪ if you wanna reach me

♪ doesn't matter where

♪ doesn't matter when

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ danger or trouble

♪ I'm there on the double ♪

♪ you know that
you always can call ♪

♪ Kim Possible

♪ call me, beep me
if you wanna reach me ♪

Objective... total
planetary domination.

Aah! That was
my objective!

[Car alarm wailing]

[Barking]

[Whimpering]

Hey, we're a pretty
tough planet.

Yes, tough.

[Sighs]

And I am confident
that we have set

a new Lorwardian
invasion record.

Oh, please,
I call bull buttons!

You can't just
conquer the world

in the time it takes
to order a pizza.

Maybe you can't.
Apparently they can.

Jim: Hoo-sha!

Pretty slick, fellas.

Electro-chemical
energy.

Take the operating principles
of a potato battery...

Substitute a mystery meat...

Both: You can power
the whole school.

Boo-yah!

Okey-doke.
Everyone is accounted for.

And handling the crisis well.

[Sobbing]

These kids need to see adults
who are brave and strong.

You want me
to pull myself together?

No. I want you to hide
in the nurse's office

until this whole
business blows over.

Wade: Ok, I uplinked
to Jim and Tim's satellite.

Definitely getting
a clearer picture.

And...?
It's bad.

Bad doesn't begin
to describe it.

First, they took out the
power all over the planet.

They activated these
machines everywhere,

and they can't be stopped,

at least by conventional means.

What about Kim?

Nothing yet.

If Kim's lost in the stars,

I'm finding her.

We're going to need a rocket.

[Engine revving]

[Tires squealing]

[Gasps and sighs]

Well, at least they didn't...

oh, why is it
never cow and chow?

Computer: Prisoner
confinement complete.

What aspect of
"held prisoner aboard

an alien spacecraft" is good?

It's good that they're not
paying attention to us.

They think we're trapped here.

Aren't we?
Not for long.

I find your youthful
optimism irritating.

Would you just...

what is that?
What is what?

On your neck.
On my neck?

Is it a bug?
Get it off! Get it off!

Oh, this again.

This is not helping!

Beat it!

Spankin'.

[Grumbles] Tween slang.

Your flower. Just
because it grew on me

doesn't make it my flower.

It's not like I can just say,

"flower!
Attack Kim Possible."

And then...
aah!

Oh. Eek.
[Grunting]

[Gasps]

You were a worthy foe.

You were indeed "all that."

Farewell, Kim Possible.

Hello, Drakken.

Oh! Aah!

Unh!

Oh! Hmm...

Flower, take out that Cannon.

That is one tough
mutant flower.

I should've
gone green years ago.

Uh, well, I think we might
be better off on foot!

[Both grunt and scream]

[Grunting]

No power. It can't read my I.D.
Aah!

Oh... good timing there.

Aah!

Don't have time for this!

Now, hold on, Ronald.
Anything is possible.

Ow! Good garden party,
that is hot! [Blowing]

Hey, I know that glow!

Wait, ok, is this good or bad?

[Grunting]

[Gasps]

You wore rocket skates
to the graduation?

Yeah. You never
know, you know?

Ok, where's Miss Priss?

Great. I was banking on Kimmy to
do her "save the world" thing.

Where's Drakken?
See previous.

Luckily, we can power up off the
grid here at the space center.

[Gasps]

You know, sometimes
it takes something like this

to bring hero and villain together
to work for the common good.

This happened to you before?

No, heavens no, but in college,

I wrote a captain constellation

fan fic with
a very similar scenario.

Why am I always
surrounded by geeks?

Ok, what's the plan?

Ronald and I take the Keppler 2

you monitor here
at mission control.

Good plan, good plan.

One twist...

[no audio]

Yeah, yeah, he doesn't have the same
missing trouser experience as I do.

This isn't the plan!

I needed the spacesuit.

Huh? Oh!

[Both groaning]

Drakken: Ow!

So that hovery-guardy thing
doesn't see us.

Why do you get to be in charge?

You are not the boss of me.

Unh... Aah!

[Drakken groans]

[Grunts]

[Groans]

And that's why I'm in charge.

[Grumbles]

Shego, can I ask you something?

Ah, school bus
rules apply here.

Don't talk to the driver.

Now, when you went
from hero to villain,

that must have been
like an epic change.

I mean, you're on a new path
with no idea what comes next.

Wasn't that
kind of... Scary?

No. I don't scare.

Oh, I do.
Yeah, I've noticed.

I take it back.
That is scary.

All right, we need
to figure a way in.

Uh, easy. Look for
the garbage hatch.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure
they have a garbage...

oh. And the first
"boo-yah" in space...

a-boo-yah!

Hang on.

Not to me!

K.P.!

Ron!

Shego... uh, about time
you got here.

Yeah, yeah, I've got
a lot on my plate now,

so, you know, just...
[Clears throat]

Well, everyone's hiding from
giant machines of destruction,

if that's what you mean.
Yeah.

That's what I mean.

S-still?

Yes! Still!

Oh, I think they
found the Keppler.

Yeah, not anymore. It looks
like we have to bring

this whole bucket down.
Come on!

Oh, now she's in charge.

You found the loudest room
in the ship.

Do some damage here.
You'll get results.

If I were an off switch,
where would I be?

Oh, this is highly-advanced
alien technology.

It's not going to be as simple

as finding...
[Machine powering down]

An off switch.

[Chuckles]

[Groans]

[Gasps]

What madness is this?

They found the off switch.

Ah! Long have I questioned

the wisdom of
that accursed switch.

And you must be
Mr. Warmonga.

She is the blue impostor's
battlemate.

Whoa, time out.

But there is nothing
going on with me and Dr. D.

Then why were you so
threatened by my arrival?

I don't know. Maybe 'cause
you're 9 feet tall?

Denial. It's more
than just a river

on the planet
which we now rule...

[both yelling indistinctly]

Come on.
We'd better help.

See? You do care.

[Groans]

Now what?

Uh, you're the hero, Kimmy.

I thought you could
do anything.

Uh, piggy back thing

really drags down my coolness.

Well, pardon me. Not all of
us have the power of flight.

You know, when life
gives you lemons...

I complain about the lemons!

Dude, you ok?

[Groans]
Dr. D?

[Groans] My mind.

It's racing.
It's uncanny.

I see every detail.
Of what?

My greatest plan ever!

To save the world?

Do not make me say those words.

Hope they don't mind
if I borrow.

I think they mind.
Come on, Dr. D.

Shego: Is the screaming
part of your plan?

Warmonga!

So, what do you think, Wade?

It sounds... Good.

Except for the fact
that it's Drakken's plan?

Well, he doesn't have
the best track record.

That's one way to look at it.
What's Ron think?

Well, now, what if Kim goes off
to some fancy-schmancy college

while I'm stuck
at home jockeying

for smarty mart
employee of the month?

Warhawk will not be ignored!

But, hey, out of sight,
out of mind.

You know, she gets wrapped
up in her studies.

I call, I text.
Does she answer?

"Sorry. Busy."
It's killing me!

Ow! Hey,
what... whoa!

[Grunts]

So, you and your little
plant potion

are going to save the world?

That's right!

This time, for the first time,

victory will be mine.

[Crumbling]
Unh! [Grumbles]

Ow!
Dr. D, move!

My hypollinator mutagen!

[Crying]

Unh! No!

Snag.

I don't like Drakken being the
earth's last hope, either, but...

no... I'm talking
about graduation

and... and us and
what comes after.

This whole thing
has shown me that

I can't live without you.

Ron, please, get a grip.

Nothing is going
to come between us,

except that.

This reminds me of our first
Thorgoggle hunt on the moon of Parfa.

You gave me the beast's
spine as a trophy.

You can have this entire
planet as a trophy

after these two
are annihilated.

[Yelling]

Kim, I've been hit!

[Gasps]

See? You see how
I can't live without you?

At the very least, we're
talking major bone breakage.

Ok, look.
Remember at graduation

when I started to say
I had a confession?

That was you?
I thought that was Reager.

Anyway, you don't think
I'm scared, too?

You? Scared?

Of course she is.

This ends now!

Not yet!

But very, very soon.
Dr. D!

Prepare to taste defeat!

And, boy, is it salty!

Unh! [Grumbles]

[Both laughing]

These earthers
are inferior pests,

but they are amusing.

Attack!

It is a cheerful attack.

Oh, blue impostor,
what were you thinking?

Take them down, boys!
Or is it girls?

Oh, I never could get the whole
pistil and stamen thing.

[Both laughing]

Lorwardian technology
destroyed by... by flowers.

This insult will not stand!

Unh!

Aah!

[Groaning]

For Lorwardia!

Forget it.

Aah! [Groaning]

Ok, this was real,
but I've got to graduate

before some other
disaster strikes.

And stick us
with clean-up duty?

Please and thank you.
Yeah, no. No way.

[Groans] Just go.

Did you think that the most
fierce warrior in the galaxy

could be defeated
by flowers and children?

I'm not a child.
Check your calendar.

It's graduation day.

Unh!

Unh!
Unh!

[Groans and gasps]

Man: Summon the mystical monkey power.
Sensei?

Come, warmonga. We will
take this one as a trophy.

She will look handsome mounted
beside your Thorgoggle spine.

You are the monkey master.

I am?

Mm.

Sensei:
This is your destiny.

You are ready.

I am.

Hey, warhawk!

Unh!

[Both chuckle]

[Both grunting]

Sensei:
His monkey power is strong.

Boo-yah.

[Both grunting]

[Monkey screeching]

[Ron yelling]

[Groans]

Both: Huh?

[Groaning] Huh?

[All grunting]

[Yelling]

[Monkey screeching]

Huh?

Wait... what happened?
What did I miss?

I don't know, but I think the
sidekick just stepped up,

monkey-style?
Uh, what's that?

You had to be here.

Barkin: Pete Peterson.

Barkin:
Kimberly Ann possible.

Thanks, Mr. Barkin.

[Clears throat] Well, things
are going to be boring here

you've still got the Tweebs.
[Gasps]

Hicka-bicka-boo?
Hoo-sha.

That was your car, wasn't it?

It was. [Sighs]

Barkin: Ronald Reager.

Bonnie Rockwaller.

Finally!

You blew off all your classes

uh, yeah. Nothing important
happens in the last week.

Except my pop quiz in homeroom,

which you missed.
Thus, you did not pass,

and that makes you
one credit short.

No!

See you in summer school.

This is so unfair.

Be strong, my love.
I will be at your side

through this thing,
this summer school.

But my heart... my heart will be
with you in that stuffy classroom.

You are the sweetest.

Ronald Stoppable.

Just couldn't follow
the graduation dress code.

I got to be true to
my essential Ron-ness.

[Baby grunting]

♪ This is our year,
this is our game ♪

♪ it's our turn
to make a change ♪

♪ come on, come on,
and shout it out ♪

♪ this is our year ♪ come on

♪ this is our year,
this is our game ♪

♪ it's our turn
to make a change ♪

♪ come on, come on,
and shout it out ♪

♪ this is our year

♪ today is the very first day ♪

♪ of all of our tomorrows

♪ yeah

♪ 'cause we're going
to have a good time ♪

♪ let's start right now

♪ and shout it out loud

♪ this is our year,
this is our game ♪

♪ it's our turn
to make a change ♪

♪ come on, come on,
and shout it out ♪

♪ this is our year

♪ this is our year,
shout it out ♪

♪ we're the ones
it's all about ♪

♪ come on, come on,
and make it real ♪

♪ this is our year

♪ stand up ♪ stand up

♪ shout it out ♪ shout it out

♪ we're the ones
♪ we're the ones

♪ it's all about
♪ it's all about

♪ stand up ♪ stand up

♪ 'cause we're the ones
♪ we're the ones

♪ this is our year
♪ this is our year

♪ this is our game

♪ it's our turn
to make a change ♪

♪ come on, come on,
and shout it out ♪

♪ this is our year

♪ this is our year,
this is our game ♪

♪ it's our turn
to make a change ♪

♪ come on, come on,
and shout it out ♪

♪ this is our year

told you graduation
wasn't the end of the world.

♪ This is our year,
this is our game ♪

♪ it's our turn
to make a change ♪

♪ come on, come on,
and shout it out ♪

♪ shout it out
♪ this is our year

you must admit that it
is exquisitely amusing.

Ok, Dementor, I'd really
rather not talk about it.

As a mad scientist, you
have been a total failure

your entire career.

New topic, please.

Ok, ok.
Why the blue skin?

Glad you asked.
Funny story.

Not funny "ha ha,"
but it was a Tuesday...