Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 2 - The Big Job - full transcript
Ron takes Kim to an expensive restaurant, but she is disappointed to find that instead of cash, Ron only has coupons for them to order from the children's menu. Consequently, Kim gets a job working with Monique at a clothing store, and they encourage Ron to find a job of his own, but his initial experiences with employment go poorly. Meanwhile, Señor Senior Jr. breaks Shego out of prison to help him get a birthday gift for his father. Together, they plot to steal a rare book and a South American idol, and then they decide to kidnap the five richest people in the world.
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WOW. CHEZ COUTEAU.
HOW'D YOU SCORE A TABLE?
IT'S ALL WHO
YOU KNOW, K.P.
WADE?
YEAH. HE JACKED
THE RESERVATION LINE FOR ME.
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
WOW. THIS IS...
KINDA EXPENSIVE.
NOT THE KIDS' MENU.
MIGHT I RECOMMEND
THE NUGGETS DEUX CHICKEN
OR THE GRIDDLED FROMAGE?
HELLO! KIDS EAT FREE.
RON, NOT
THE COUPONS AGAIN.
YOU DON'T MESS
WITH A GOOD THING, K.P.
WE'RE NOT KIDS.
AT LEAST I'M NOT.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
SO IF ANYONE ASKS,
YOU'RE UNDER 12.
RON, I CAN'T.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING, KIM.
YOU DO?
GARCON, HI. THIS BABY OTTER
ISN'T GOING TO COLOR ITSELF.
WHY NO BROWN?
I MEAN, WHAT'S CLOSER
TO AN OTTER... RED OR BLUE?
RON, THIS IS LUDICROUS.
I KNOW. YOU'D THINK
A SWANK JOINT LIKE THIS
COULD SPRING
FOR A REAL BOX OF CRAYONS.
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
WATCH YOUR VOCAB, KIM.
LUDICROUS IS KIND OF
A GROWN-UP WORD.
REMEMBER, YOU'RE 12.
SO MAYBE DOOFY
OR STUPIDO.
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
THEY THINK
A PRISON CELL CAN
HOLD DR. DRAKKEN!
HA! WHY, AT
THIS VERY MOMENT
THE ENTIRE
CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD
IS DECIDING WHO WILL
HAVE THE HONOR
OF BREAKING ME OUT!
YEAH. WHO?
WHO'S IT GOING TO BE?
WAIT. DON'T TELL ME.
DON'T TELL ME.
I KNOW. IT'S YOU!
ME?
LUKER, THINK FOR A MOMENT.
I'M THE ONE...
IN PRISON!
NO. BUT YOU...
YOU... YOU WERE
THE REAL GENIUS.
YOU... YOU'D INVENT SOME
KIND OF A TELEPORTATION
TIME MACHINE,
ALLOWING YOU
TO RESCUE YOURSELF
BUT NO, OK, NO, THEN
THERE WOULD BE 2 OF YOU
AND THE INHERENT
IMPOSSIBILITY
OF 2 DRAKKENS
IN THE SAME PLACE
AT THE SAME TIME
WOULD FORCE
THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM
TO REPAIR ITSELF
BY MERGING
2 DRAKKENS INTO ONE...
WHO WOULD BE...
STANDING RIGHT
WHERE I AM NOW?
OH!
YOU ARE GOOD!
OH, YEAH!
OH, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE
ME WITH YOU, RIGHT?
YEAH, I'LL
GO GET MY STUFF.
AHH.
[HELICOPTER]
AH! AT LAST!
I'M BACK, BABY.
I'M...
HEY!
[BEEPING]
[SIREN]
WAIT! COME BACK!
SHE'S ONLY
THE SIDEKICK!
YOU WANT ME!
I'M THE MASTERMIND!
I'VE GOT CRED!
CHECK OUT
MY PRISON TATTOO!
IS IT TIME FOR ME TO GO
POTTY BEFORE WE GO?
[DOG BARKING]
COFFEE. GOD!
NOT TO SEEM
UNGRATEFUL, JUNIOR,
BUT WHY DID YOU
BREAK ME OUT OF PRISON?
WELL, MY FATHER'S
BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SLICK.
I DON'T DO CAKES,
ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T BAKE THEM AND
I DON'T JUMP OUT OF THEM.
OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S
NOTHING LIKE THAT.
I THOUGHT
THE BEST PRESENT
I COULD GIVE POPPY
WOULD BE A PERFECTLY
EXECUTED CAPER.
AND YOU COMMITTED
A MAJOR FELONY
SO I COULD HELP
YOU PULL IT OFF?
WELL, THAT'S
SO THOUGHTFUL.
WELL, OUR LAST CRIME
TOGETHER WENT FLAWLESSLY,
EXCEPT FOR THE PART
WHERE WE GOT CAUGHT
AND ARRESTED.
Man: JUNIOR,
MORE CELERY STICKS
AND SOME OF THAT FIZZY
ORANGE BEVERAGE.
COMING, POPPY.
FIZZY BEVERAGE?
I'M CONFUSED.
IT IS FATHER'S
WEEKLY CARD GAME
WITH FRIENDS.
YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE HOW THEY GO
THROUGH THE SNACKS,
ESPECIALLY
THE SNICKER DOODLES.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
HEIST SOME SNICKER DOODLES.
UH-OH. I KNOW THAT LOOK.
IT SAYS BAD DATE.
COUPONS AGAIN?
WELL, RON TOOK ME TO
A REALLY NICE RESTAURANT
LAST NIGHT, AND, UM...
ANY ACTUAL
MONEY CHANGE HANDS?
WELL, SORTA.
COUPONS FOR KIDS
EAT FREE DON'T COUNT.
THAT BOY NEEDS A JOB.
I HINTED.
DON'T HINT.
LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
ME, WORK AT CLUB BANANA?
IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT
HAVING YOU HERE.
AND IT MIGHT GIVE RON
THE RIGHT IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW.
KIM, EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.
I'M IN.
WELCOME TO CLUB B, GIRL.
AH, WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY?
PICKLE ON A PIKE?
RON, ABOUT THESE COUPONS?
AREN'T THEY GREAT?
NOT COMMENTING.
IF THE STUFF
IN THAT COUPON BOOK
WAS WORTH ANYTHING,
THEY WOULDN'T
BE GIVING IT AWAY.
I WON'T DIGNIFY THAT
WITH A RESPONSE.
'CAUSE YOU
DON'T HAVE ONE.
WELL, DUH, WHY ELSE DO
YOU PULL THAT LINE?
GO, WADE.
HEY, KIM, GET THIS...
LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY
BUSTED SHEGO OUT.
AND DRAKKEN?
NOPE. JUST SHEGO.
AGAIN?
ANY IDEA WHO BROKE
HER OUT THIS TIME?
NOT YET. I'M TRYING
TO GET A FIX.
I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.
WELL, I BETTER
GET TO WORK.
KIM'S STARTING
HER NEW JOB TODAY.
I'M WORKING
AT CLUB BANANA NOW.
YOU KNOW, RON,
IF YOU HAD A JOB,
THEN YOU'D HAVE...
IMPOSSIBLE HOURS?
NO.
MEAN BOSSES?
NO.
ON THE JOB INJURIES?
NO! MONEY!
YOU'D HAVE MAD MONEY!
OH, YEAH, THAT
REMINDS ME, K.P.
CAN I BORROW 5 BUCKS?
WHY DO YOU NEED CASH?
YOU HAVE COUPONS.
I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK.
OK. DON'T WORK
TOO HARD, K.P.
HA HA. WHERE THE FOOD,
WHERE THE FOOD?
OOH! HERE'S ONE
FOR CHICKEN...
BEAKS?
MM-MMM.
YEAH. GUESS WE'VE USED
UP ALL THE GOOD COUPONS.
JUST WISH I HAD SOME...
[CASH REGISTER RINGS]
MONEY. OH, MAN.
THAT'S WHAT KIM
WAS TALKING ABOUT.
SHE THINKS I NEED A...
[MONIQUE, ECHOING]
GET A JOB, GET A JOB.
GET A JOB,
THAT'S RIGHT.
MONIQUE MAY BE
ONTO SOMETHING.
IF ONLY I COULD FIND ONE.
NO!
NO GOOD. GOT THAT.
GOT THAT. GOT 2 OF THOSE.
OH, PLEASE,
NOT THAT AGAIN.
DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH TROUBLE DRAKKEN
HAS GONE THROUGH
TO GET SOME
OF THIS STUFF?
AND YOU'VE ALREADY
GOT THEM?
HE SHOULD'VE CALLED.
EVEN SPINNING
TOPS OF DOOM?
OH! DO NOT GET ME STARTED
ON THE SPINNING TOPS OF DOOM.
THE BLOWBACK
IS MURDER ON MY HAIR.
OOH! DO YOU THINK WE'LL
NEED A HIGH-SPEED PERSON...
FOCUS, KIDDO.
ALL RIGHT, FIRST
WE FIND OUR TARGET,
THEN WE GET
OUR HANDS ON...
JUNIOR,
MORE SALTY CHIPS
AND CRUNCHY SNACKS
AND FRUITY FIZZY BEVERAGES.
OHH!
ALL THIS MONEY AND POPS
CAN'T HIRE A CATERER?
OH, HERE'S A MUSEUM...
AND THE SPECIAL EXHIBIT
ON THE HISTORY OF VILLAINY.
OOH! SOUNDS EVIL.
IT'D SOUND BETTER
IF IT WAS...
I DON'T KNOW...
SOMETHING VALUABLE.
IT FEATURES
A LAST-IMPACT COPY
OF THE TOME
OF TREACHERY.
GREAT. SOME
MOLDY OLD BOOK.
YES, IT IS QUITE MOLDY,
BUT IT'S ALSO PRICELESS.
OH, WE'LL FIGURE
OUT A PRICE.
KIM!
I GOT A JOB HERE
AT THE MALL!
AND YOU'LL
NEVER GUESS WHERE.
PICKLE ON A PIKE?
AW, HOW'D YOU GUESS?
PICKLE?
RON, READ THE SIGN.
[READING]
PICKLE PREJUDICE?
THIS IS DILL
DISCRIMINATION.
AHH. WHAT UP, WADE?
GOT A LEAD ON, SHEGO.
SHE'S IN SAN FRANCISCO
WITH SR. SENIOR, JR.
SO IT WAS JUNIOR
THAT BROKE HER OUT.
BUT WHY SAN FRANCISCO?
ANY IDEA WHAT THEY'RE AFTER?
LOOK HERE.
A SPECIAL EXHIBITION ON
THE HISTORY OF VILLAINY,
FEATURING, GET THIS...
A PRICELESS
COPY OF THE TOME
OF TREACHERY.
SOUNDS LIKELY TARGET.
[HORNS HONKING]
I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING THIS MANY
CARS ON THE MAP.
AHH. 3 TIMES
AROUND THE BLOCK.
YOU'D THINK SOMEONE
WOULD JUST LEAVE.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST STOP THE CAR!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
YOU SEE A SPACE?
FORGET THE SPACE.
WAIT HERE.
I'LL GRAB THE TOME.
BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE OUR PERFECT CAPER.
IT IS. I'LL GO STEAL
THE BOOK PERFECTLY,
AND YOU WAIT PERFECTLY.
PERFECT.
OH, GREAT.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE PREDICTABLE.
REALLY? AM I?
THEN PREDICT THIS!
UHH!
[GRUNTING]
[HORN HONKS]
KIM, I'LL KEEP CIRCLING.
THERE'S NOWHERE TO PARK.
YOU, TOO?
YEAH. WHAT IS UP
WITH THIS CITY?
[GRUNTING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
UHH!
UHH!
OHH!
UHH!
UHH!
AAH!
WHOA!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SQUEALING]
WHEE-HAW!
AAH!
AAH!
JUNIOR, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE!
HA! IN YOUR FACE!
NO, THIS IS
IN YOUR FACE!
JUST DRIVE!
BUT I JUST PARKED.
NO! JUST GO.
[CAR ALARMS]
COME ON!
[TIRES SCREECH]
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD.
WE HAVEN'T SEEN
A SINGLE CABLE CAR.
FOCUS. WE'RE ONLY
INTERESTED IN SHEGO'S CAR.
I MEAN, THIS IS
SAN FRANCISCO.
IS ONE LOUSY CABLE CAR
TOO MUCH TO ASK?
FINALLY. THERE'S ONE.
AAH! THERE'S ONE!
GADGET, GADGET.
GOT TO BE A GADGET.
WHY ISN'T THERE
A GADGET?!
RELAX.
WADE, PATCH ME THROUGH
TO THE TWEEBS.
[GAME MUSIC PLAYING]
UHH!
UHH!
JIM, TIM, DID YOU ADD
AQUATIC CAPABILITY
TO MY CAR?
SURE.
HIT IT, RON.
OK. WHICH BUTTON?
Both: FOR WHAT?
AQUATIC CAPABILITY.
OH. WE THOUGHT YOU SAID,
COULD YOU ADD
AQUATIC CAPABILITY?
OH, I CAN SEE HOW THEY'D
MAKE THAT MISTAKE.
HA! LOOK! FISH!
I CANNOT BELIEVE KIMMY
CRACKED OUR CAPER.
MAYBE WE SHOULD
FIND SOMEPLACE
SHE CANNOT GET TO.
RIGHT. LIKE, WHERE?
WHAT ABOUT WAY UP
A MOUNTAIN,
OVER A PERILOUS
ROPE BRIDGE,
AND THEN PAST ALL SORTS
OF BOOBY TRAPS.
HMM. WHAT'S THE TAKE-AWAY?
A PRICELESS PAPERWEIGHT.
RECENTLY DISCOVERED
PRE-INCAN IDOL.
NOT BAD. WORTH
SOME DINERO, TOO.
AND IT'LL LOOK
MUY BUENO ON POPPY'S DESK.
AH! WHERE'S YOUR PICKLE
ON A PIKE OUTFIT?
UM, BRINE ISSUES.
MY BAD!
[SCREAMING]
SO NOW YOU'RE GOING
ON A SAFARI?
NOPE. I GOT
A JOB AT THE ZOO.
THEY'RE HIRING PEOPLE
TO FEED THE LIONS.
ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS?
K.P., IT'S THE ZOO.
K.P., IT'S THE ZOO!
THEY TRIED TO FEED ME
TO THE LIONS!
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T
JUST MESS THIS UP?
WELL, I...
I DID SKIP ORIENTATION.
AND, YOU KNOW, I BROUGHT
MY OWN RAW MEAT FROM HOME
AND MAYBE ALL
THE POKING THE LIONS
WITH THE STICK WAS WRONG,
BUT YOU KNOW...
[BEEP]
MM-HMM. GO, WADE.
I GOT A LEAD
ON SHEGO AND JUNIOR.
THEY'RE
IN SOUTH AMERICA.
AHA. THE OTHER AMERICA.
JUNIOR, I KNOW YOUR DAD
OWNS AN ISLAND.
BUT THERE'S NO WAY
HE HAS A DESK BIG
ENOUGH FOR THAT.
IT DID NOT LOOK THIS
LARGE ON THE INTERNET.
SHEGO, YOUR MAKE-UP
ACTUALLY WORKS IN THIS LIGHT.
WHAT?! YOU GOT PAST
ALL THE BOOBY TRAPS?!
NOT ALL.
A LITTLE HELP!
MMM!
[GRUNTING]
GIRLS, THIS
IS NOT HELPING.
[GRUNTING] HUH?
[GRUNTING]
AH! GIVE UP, JUNIOR!
THERE IS NO WAY A LLAMA
CAN OUTRUN A CAR.
[CRUNCH]
OK. SO MAYBE IT
CAN OUT BITE A CAR,
BUT THAT'S CHEATING!
[GRUNTING]
ANY LUCK
ON THE JOB FRONT?
WELL, AFTER WHAT
HAPPENED AT THE ZOO,
I'M STARTING TO FEEL...
BRUISED?
I WAS GOING
TO SAY DISCOURAGED.
I GIVE UP.
THAT'S MY LAST JOB.
EVER?
COME ON.
YOU'RE TRYING,
AND THAT COUNTS
FOR A LOT.
YEAH, THANKS
FOR SUPPORTING, K.P.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
THERE'S STILL COUPONS LEFT.
THE SIDE'S
NOT THAT BRIGHT.
ONE LOUSY KIM
POSSIBLE FREE JOB.
IS THAT
TOO MUCH TO ASK?
I MEAN, THERE HAS TO BE
SOMEPLACE WE CAN GO
THAT SHE WON'T
BEAT US TO.
MAYBE THERE IS.
WHAT IF WE DEMANDED
AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY
FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF THE 5
RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?
RIGHT. WE COULDN'T
EVEN BOOST A BOOK,
LET ALONE
THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE.
DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT KIND
OF SECURITY THERE'D BE?
YES. SELF-ACTIVATED LASERS,
AN ALLIGATOR TAG.
OH, AND THE SPINNING
TOPS OF DOOM.
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
MY FATHER
AND HIS CARD BUDDIES
ARE THE
5 RICHEST PEOPLE.
PAPA PORTER,
THE FROZEN SNACK KING,
OREN DOORE,
THE SOFTWARE CZAR,
POLLY PANDATI,
THE FIRST LADY
OF DAYTIME TELEVISION,
AND MARTIN SMARTY,
THE RENTAL
REVOLUTIONARY.
DO THEIR GAMES
LAST AS LONG
AS YOUR INTRO?
SOMETIMES A WEEK,
SOMETIMES MORE.
WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP
THEM PLAYING.
THAT WOULD BE
LONG ENOUGH FOR US
TO COLLECT THE MONEY. NO?
JUNIOR, THAT IS
THE LOWEST, SNEAKIEST,
MOST UNDERHANDED PLAN
I'VE EVER HEARD.
IT'S... IT...
IT'S PERFECT.
GOD, I WANT
MY DEMANDS KNOWN.
[BEEP]
THANK YOU
FOR CALLING
SMARTY MART.
FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE,
PRESS ONE.
FOR JOB OPPORTUNITIES,
PRESS 2.
TO DEMAND AN ENORMOUS
AMOUNT OF MONEY
FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF
OUR FOUNDER, PRESS 3.
PLEASE ENTER
THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF
MONEY YOU ARE DEMANDING.
THIS IS EVEN EASIER
THAN I ANTICIPATED!
HA HA HA HA HA!
MONIQUE.
THANKS FOR LETTING
ME HELP OUT AROUND
THE STORE.
ACTUALLY, RON,
I ASKED YOU NOT TO HELP
OUT AROUND THE STORE.
YEAH, BUT I FIGURED
SINCE I WAS HERE.
[SQUEAKING]
I AM NOT CLEANING THAT UP.
[BEEPING]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
PLENTY. CHECK THIS.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN HAVING
THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD
SAFELY RETURNED TO YOU,
YOU NEED TO CONVEY TO US
THE SUM OF...
A BAZILLION,
ZILLION DOLLARS.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S NOT A REAL NUMBER.
BUT IT SOUNDS
SO IMPRESSIVE.
DID YOU NOT LIKE
MY EVIL CHORTLE?
HI. HE'S NEW AT THIS.
A BILLION DOLLARS
APIECE WILL DO JUST FINE.
AND THE 5 RICHEST
PEOPLE ARE...
AH! KIM, DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS?
THAT'S MARTIN SMARTY,
THE FOUNDER
OF SMARTY MART.
DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA HOW LONG I'VE
WANTED TO MEET HIM?
HE'S MY IDOL!
I'VE READ
HIS BOOK 3 TIMES.
YOU READ A BOOK
WITHOUT IT BEING ASSIGNED?
MAN, YOU KNOW, YOU
ARE SNIPPY LATELY.
I KNEW THIS JOB THING
WOULD LEAD TO THIS.
YOU MEAN YOU NOT
HOLDING ONE.
NO TIME FOR SNIP, K.P.
WE GOT TO SAVE HIM.
WE WILL. WADE, RIDE?
JIM AND TIM ARE STILL
WORKING ON YOUR CAR.
LLAMA BITES. NOT GOOD.
BUT WE GOT TO GET
TO THE SENIOR'S ISLAND.
THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE
WE CAN HITCH A RIDE WITH.
I HAVE A SOLUTION.
HUH? ONE FREE
PARASAILING LESSON?
BOO AND A YAH.
ADMIT IT, K.P.
THE RON MAN AND
HIS HUMBLE COUPONS
CAME THROUGH
WHEN IT COUNTED.
OK. SO ONE CAME
THROUGH IN A PINCH.
I STILL HATE
THAT COUPON BOOK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M ACTUALLY GOING
TO MEET MARTIN SMARTY.
HA HA HA!
RESCUE FIRST.
THEN MEET.
DID YOU KNOW THAT MARTIN
SMARTY GOT HIS FIRST JOB
WHEN HE WAS 10?
FASCINATING.
CAN WE CONCENTRATE
ON BEING SNEAKY NOW?
10, K.P.
AND HIS FIRST JOB,
SELLING POPCORN BALLS
OUT OF AN OLD WAGON.
I DON'T
EVEN OWN A WAGON.
I'M JUST A FAILURE.
[WHIMPERS]
OHH. YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE.
YOU'RE A... WELL, OK.
YOU HAVE FAILED
A LOT LATELY.
BUT YOUR LUCK'S
BOUND TO CHANGE.
KIMMY, WE'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
WE HAVE INDEED.
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR A SALTY SNACK?
NO THANKS.
WE JUST STOPPED BY
TO FOIL YOU TWO,
AND THEN WE'LL
BE ON OUR WAY.
HOLD UP, K.P.
WHAT KIND
OF SALTY SNACKS?
FORGET SNACKS.
GET THEM!
[GRUNTING]
IT'S DOWN TO YOU
AND ME, JUNIOR.
UH-HUH.
AAH!
NEVER MIND THE SIDEKICK.
HE'S JUST THE DISTRACTION.
RIGHT. HELP YOURSELF
TO A FIZZY BEVERAGE.
WE HAVE
A DISTRACTION, TOO.
[LAUGHTER]
WE'RE HAVING
THE GLOATED SNICKERS.
I ENJOY THIS!
RUFUS, LET'S SHOW
THEM WHAT DISTRACTION
REALLY MEANS.
AHA!
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
OHH! THAT'S
NOT WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT AT ALL!
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
UHH!
[SCREAMING]
WOW. YOUR DAD REALLY
DOES HAVE EVERYTHING.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
THE HOLIDAYS
ARE A NIGHTMARE.
HE'S SO HARD
TO SHOP FOR.
[GRUNTING]
UHH!
[SCREAMING]
UHH!
UHH!
AAH!
UHH!
JUNIOR, WHAT IS
ALL THIS RACKET?
RON STOPPABLE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE
MARTIN SMARTY...
AND EVERYONE. YEAH.
RESCUE US? FROM WHAT?
JUNIOR, HE KIDNAPPED
YOU ALL...
INCLUDING
HIS OWN FATHER. HI.
JUNIOR, IS THIS TRUE?
WELL, YOU SEE,
THE THING IS...
YES, IT IS TRUE!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THAT BOY OF YOURS?
LISTEN HERE,
YOUNG MAN,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD
FOR BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT,
IT'S DOWNRIGHT EVIL.
YES, QUITE EVIL INDEED.
WELL DONE, JUNIOR.
I'M VERY PROUD
OF YOU, MY SON.
THANK YOU, FATHER,
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
AH, WHAT A MARVELOUSLY
THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
RELAX, POPS.
JUNIOR CAME UP WITH
THIS ONE ALL ON HIS OWN.
IT WAS ACTUALLY
A GOOD PLAN.
AND... IT STILL IS.
HAH!
HA HA HA!
GUYS. STILL IN DANGER!
HEY, STOP THAT!
GIVE IT UP, SHEGO.
IT'S OVER.
YES. YOU SAW
HOW PLEASED FATHER
WAS WITH HIS GIFT.
WE CAN STOP NOW.
OHH. OH, NO, NO, NO.
SOMEBODY OWES ME
MY MILLION!
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
MADE IT.
JUNIOR, MAKE SURE
YOUR LADY FRIEND DOES
NOT HURT MY ALLIGATORS.
ME? HURT THEM?
HA HA! MR. SMARTY!
CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
I'VE READ
YOUR BOOK 3 TIMES.
GOOD WORK.
YOU SAVED HIM.
I DID? OH, YEAH, I DID.
SERIOUSLY, A HAND.
ANYONE?
THESE THINGS HAVE TEETH!
I LIKE
TO REWARD PEOPLE
WHO SAVE MY LIFE.
AND I LIKE TO BE
REWARDED. [GIGGLES]
DID YOU HEAR THAT, K.P.?
A REWARD!
HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE A JOB?
MAYBE WE HAVE DIFFERENT
THOUGHTS ON THAT WORD REWARD.
OW! OH, RIGHT.
A JOB. YEAH.
THAT'D BE GOOD.
WOW. THANKS.
OUTSTANDING.
YOU ARE THE TYPE
OF GO-GETTER I NEED
ON THE SMARTY
MART TEAM.
WELCOME ABOARD.
[ANIMAL NOISES]
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, SIR.
WELL, RUFUS,
LET'S MEET OUR COWORKERS.
[ANIMAL NOISES]
WOW. CHEZ EXPENSIVE.
AND THIS TIME,
NO COUPONS.
TONIGHT, GARCON,
WE'LL TAKE
THE GROWN-UP MENU.
RON, THIS
IS REALLY GREAT.
BUT DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR
THE SMARTY MART VEST?
K.P., THE VEST
NEVER COMES OFF.
NOW, WHERE
ARE MY CRAYONS? GARCON!
GARCON!
HA! GARCON!
I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA
FOR THE PERFECT CAPER.
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
NO.
OK. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
YOU DEMAND AN ENORMOUS
AMOUNT OF MONEY
FOR THE SAFE RETURN
OF THE RICHEST PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD.
LUKER, LIGHTS OUT
MEANS LIPS SHUT.
OK, I'M JUST SPIT BALLING,
BUT HERE'S THE TWIST.
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
ABDUCT ANYONE.
NO. NO, YOU JUST MAKE PEOPLE
THINK YOU'RE HOLDING THEM.
ARE YOU SLEEP TALKING?
OK. OK. HOW ABOUT THIS...
---
WOW. CHEZ COUTEAU.
HOW'D YOU SCORE A TABLE?
IT'S ALL WHO
YOU KNOW, K.P.
WADE?
YEAH. HE JACKED
THE RESERVATION LINE FOR ME.
OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
WOW. THIS IS...
KINDA EXPENSIVE.
NOT THE KIDS' MENU.
MIGHT I RECOMMEND
THE NUGGETS DEUX CHICKEN
OR THE GRIDDLED FROMAGE?
HELLO! KIDS EAT FREE.
RON, NOT
THE COUPONS AGAIN.
YOU DON'T MESS
WITH A GOOD THING, K.P.
WE'RE NOT KIDS.
AT LEAST I'M NOT.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
SO IF ANYONE ASKS,
YOU'RE UNDER 12.
RON, I CAN'T.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING, KIM.
YOU DO?
GARCON, HI. THIS BABY OTTER
ISN'T GOING TO COLOR ITSELF.
WHY NO BROWN?
I MEAN, WHAT'S CLOSER
TO AN OTTER... RED OR BLUE?
RON, THIS IS LUDICROUS.
I KNOW. YOU'D THINK
A SWANK JOINT LIKE THIS
COULD SPRING
FOR A REAL BOX OF CRAYONS.
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
WATCH YOUR VOCAB, KIM.
LUDICROUS IS KIND OF
A GROWN-UP WORD.
REMEMBER, YOU'RE 12.
SO MAYBE DOOFY
OR STUPIDO.
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
THEY THINK
A PRISON CELL CAN
HOLD DR. DRAKKEN!
HA! WHY, AT
THIS VERY MOMENT
THE ENTIRE
CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD
IS DECIDING WHO WILL
HAVE THE HONOR
OF BREAKING ME OUT!
YEAH. WHO?
WHO'S IT GOING TO BE?
WAIT. DON'T TELL ME.
DON'T TELL ME.
I KNOW. IT'S YOU!
ME?
LUKER, THINK FOR A MOMENT.
I'M THE ONE...
IN PRISON!
NO. BUT YOU...
YOU... YOU WERE
THE REAL GENIUS.
YOU... YOU'D INVENT SOME
KIND OF A TELEPORTATION
TIME MACHINE,
ALLOWING YOU
TO RESCUE YOURSELF
BUT NO, OK, NO, THEN
THERE WOULD BE 2 OF YOU
AND THE INHERENT
IMPOSSIBILITY
OF 2 DRAKKENS
IN THE SAME PLACE
AT THE SAME TIME
WOULD FORCE
THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM
TO REPAIR ITSELF
BY MERGING
2 DRAKKENS INTO ONE...
WHO WOULD BE...
STANDING RIGHT
WHERE I AM NOW?
OH!
YOU ARE GOOD!
OH, YEAH!
OH, YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE
ME WITH YOU, RIGHT?
YEAH, I'LL
GO GET MY STUFF.
AHH.
[HELICOPTER]
AH! AT LAST!
I'M BACK, BABY.
I'M...
HEY!
[BEEPING]
[SIREN]
WAIT! COME BACK!
SHE'S ONLY
THE SIDEKICK!
YOU WANT ME!
I'M THE MASTERMIND!
I'VE GOT CRED!
CHECK OUT
MY PRISON TATTOO!
IS IT TIME FOR ME TO GO
POTTY BEFORE WE GO?
[DOG BARKING]
COFFEE. GOD!
NOT TO SEEM
UNGRATEFUL, JUNIOR,
BUT WHY DID YOU
BREAK ME OUT OF PRISON?
WELL, MY FATHER'S
BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SLICK.
I DON'T DO CAKES,
ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T BAKE THEM AND
I DON'T JUMP OUT OF THEM.
OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S
NOTHING LIKE THAT.
I THOUGHT
THE BEST PRESENT
I COULD GIVE POPPY
WOULD BE A PERFECTLY
EXECUTED CAPER.
AND YOU COMMITTED
A MAJOR FELONY
SO I COULD HELP
YOU PULL IT OFF?
WELL, THAT'S
SO THOUGHTFUL.
WELL, OUR LAST CRIME
TOGETHER WENT FLAWLESSLY,
EXCEPT FOR THE PART
WHERE WE GOT CAUGHT
AND ARRESTED.
Man: JUNIOR,
MORE CELERY STICKS
AND SOME OF THAT FIZZY
ORANGE BEVERAGE.
COMING, POPPY.
FIZZY BEVERAGE?
I'M CONFUSED.
IT IS FATHER'S
WEEKLY CARD GAME
WITH FRIENDS.
YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE HOW THEY GO
THROUGH THE SNACKS,
ESPECIALLY
THE SNICKER DOODLES.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
HEIST SOME SNICKER DOODLES.
UH-OH. I KNOW THAT LOOK.
IT SAYS BAD DATE.
COUPONS AGAIN?
WELL, RON TOOK ME TO
A REALLY NICE RESTAURANT
LAST NIGHT, AND, UM...
ANY ACTUAL
MONEY CHANGE HANDS?
WELL, SORTA.
COUPONS FOR KIDS
EAT FREE DON'T COUNT.
THAT BOY NEEDS A JOB.
I HINTED.
DON'T HINT.
LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
ME, WORK AT CLUB BANANA?
IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT
HAVING YOU HERE.
AND IT MIGHT GIVE RON
THE RIGHT IDEA.
I DON'T KNOW.
KIM, EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.
I'M IN.
WELCOME TO CLUB B, GIRL.
AH, WHAT'LL IT BE TODAY?
PICKLE ON A PIKE?
RON, ABOUT THESE COUPONS?
AREN'T THEY GREAT?
NOT COMMENTING.
IF THE STUFF
IN THAT COUPON BOOK
WAS WORTH ANYTHING,
THEY WOULDN'T
BE GIVING IT AWAY.
I WON'T DIGNIFY THAT
WITH A RESPONSE.
'CAUSE YOU
DON'T HAVE ONE.
WELL, DUH, WHY ELSE DO
YOU PULL THAT LINE?
GO, WADE.
HEY, KIM, GET THIS...
LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY
BUSTED SHEGO OUT.
AND DRAKKEN?
NOPE. JUST SHEGO.
AGAIN?
ANY IDEA WHO BROKE
HER OUT THIS TIME?
NOT YET. I'M TRYING
TO GET A FIX.
I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.
WELL, I BETTER
GET TO WORK.
KIM'S STARTING
HER NEW JOB TODAY.
I'M WORKING
AT CLUB BANANA NOW.
YOU KNOW, RON,
IF YOU HAD A JOB,
THEN YOU'D HAVE...
IMPOSSIBLE HOURS?
NO.
MEAN BOSSES?
NO.
ON THE JOB INJURIES?
NO! MONEY!
YOU'D HAVE MAD MONEY!
OH, YEAH, THAT
REMINDS ME, K.P.
CAN I BORROW 5 BUCKS?
WHY DO YOU NEED CASH?
YOU HAVE COUPONS.
I'LL SEE YOU AFTER WORK.
OK. DON'T WORK
TOO HARD, K.P.
HA HA. WHERE THE FOOD,
WHERE THE FOOD?
OOH! HERE'S ONE
FOR CHICKEN...
BEAKS?
MM-MMM.
YEAH. GUESS WE'VE USED
UP ALL THE GOOD COUPONS.
JUST WISH I HAD SOME...
[CASH REGISTER RINGS]
MONEY. OH, MAN.
THAT'S WHAT KIM
WAS TALKING ABOUT.
SHE THINKS I NEED A...
[MONIQUE, ECHOING]
GET A JOB, GET A JOB.
GET A JOB,
THAT'S RIGHT.
MONIQUE MAY BE
ONTO SOMETHING.
IF ONLY I COULD FIND ONE.
NO!
NO GOOD. GOT THAT.
GOT THAT. GOT 2 OF THOSE.
OH, PLEASE,
NOT THAT AGAIN.
DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH TROUBLE DRAKKEN
HAS GONE THROUGH
TO GET SOME
OF THIS STUFF?
AND YOU'VE ALREADY
GOT THEM?
HE SHOULD'VE CALLED.
EVEN SPINNING
TOPS OF DOOM?
OH! DO NOT GET ME STARTED
ON THE SPINNING TOPS OF DOOM.
THE BLOWBACK
IS MURDER ON MY HAIR.
OOH! DO YOU THINK WE'LL
NEED A HIGH-SPEED PERSON...
FOCUS, KIDDO.
ALL RIGHT, FIRST
WE FIND OUR TARGET,
THEN WE GET
OUR HANDS ON...
JUNIOR,
MORE SALTY CHIPS
AND CRUNCHY SNACKS
AND FRUITY FIZZY BEVERAGES.
OHH!
ALL THIS MONEY AND POPS
CAN'T HIRE A CATERER?
OH, HERE'S A MUSEUM...
AND THE SPECIAL EXHIBIT
ON THE HISTORY OF VILLAINY.
OOH! SOUNDS EVIL.
IT'D SOUND BETTER
IF IT WAS...
I DON'T KNOW...
SOMETHING VALUABLE.
IT FEATURES
A LAST-IMPACT COPY
OF THE TOME
OF TREACHERY.
GREAT. SOME
MOLDY OLD BOOK.
YES, IT IS QUITE MOLDY,
BUT IT'S ALSO PRICELESS.
OH, WE'LL FIGURE
OUT A PRICE.
KIM!
I GOT A JOB HERE
AT THE MALL!
AND YOU'LL
NEVER GUESS WHERE.
PICKLE ON A PIKE?
AW, HOW'D YOU GUESS?
PICKLE?
RON, READ THE SIGN.
[READING]
PICKLE PREJUDICE?
THIS IS DILL
DISCRIMINATION.
AHH. WHAT UP, WADE?
GOT A LEAD ON, SHEGO.
SHE'S IN SAN FRANCISCO
WITH SR. SENIOR, JR.
SO IT WAS JUNIOR
THAT BROKE HER OUT.
BUT WHY SAN FRANCISCO?
ANY IDEA WHAT THEY'RE AFTER?
LOOK HERE.
A SPECIAL EXHIBITION ON
THE HISTORY OF VILLAINY,
FEATURING, GET THIS...
A PRICELESS
COPY OF THE TOME
OF TREACHERY.
SOUNDS LIKELY TARGET.
[HORNS HONKING]
I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING THIS MANY
CARS ON THE MAP.
AHH. 3 TIMES
AROUND THE BLOCK.
YOU'D THINK SOMEONE
WOULD JUST LEAVE.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST STOP THE CAR!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
YOU SEE A SPACE?
FORGET THE SPACE.
WAIT HERE.
I'LL GRAB THE TOME.
BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE OUR PERFECT CAPER.
IT IS. I'LL GO STEAL
THE BOOK PERFECTLY,
AND YOU WAIT PERFECTLY.
PERFECT.
OH, GREAT.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE PREDICTABLE.
REALLY? AM I?
THEN PREDICT THIS!
UHH!
[GRUNTING]
[HORN HONKS]
KIM, I'LL KEEP CIRCLING.
THERE'S NOWHERE TO PARK.
YOU, TOO?
YEAH. WHAT IS UP
WITH THIS CITY?
[GRUNTING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
UHH!
UHH!
OHH!
UHH!
UHH!
AAH!
WHOA!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SQUEALING]
WHEE-HAW!
AAH!
AAH!
JUNIOR, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE!
HA! IN YOUR FACE!
NO, THIS IS
IN YOUR FACE!
JUST DRIVE!
BUT I JUST PARKED.
NO! JUST GO.
[CAR ALARMS]
COME ON!
[TIRES SCREECH]
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD.
WE HAVEN'T SEEN
A SINGLE CABLE CAR.
FOCUS. WE'RE ONLY
INTERESTED IN SHEGO'S CAR.
I MEAN, THIS IS
SAN FRANCISCO.
IS ONE LOUSY CABLE CAR
TOO MUCH TO ASK?
FINALLY. THERE'S ONE.
AAH! THERE'S ONE!
GADGET, GADGET.
GOT TO BE A GADGET.
WHY ISN'T THERE
A GADGET?!
RELAX.
WADE, PATCH ME THROUGH
TO THE TWEEBS.
[GAME MUSIC PLAYING]
UHH!
UHH!
JIM, TIM, DID YOU ADD
AQUATIC CAPABILITY
TO MY CAR?
SURE.
HIT IT, RON.
OK. WHICH BUTTON?
Both: FOR WHAT?
AQUATIC CAPABILITY.
OH. WE THOUGHT YOU SAID,
COULD YOU ADD
AQUATIC CAPABILITY?
OH, I CAN SEE HOW THEY'D
MAKE THAT MISTAKE.
HA! LOOK! FISH!
I CANNOT BELIEVE KIMMY
CRACKED OUR CAPER.
MAYBE WE SHOULD
FIND SOMEPLACE
SHE CANNOT GET TO.
RIGHT. LIKE, WHERE?
WHAT ABOUT WAY UP
A MOUNTAIN,
OVER A PERILOUS
ROPE BRIDGE,
AND THEN PAST ALL SORTS
OF BOOBY TRAPS.
HMM. WHAT'S THE TAKE-AWAY?
A PRICELESS PAPERWEIGHT.
RECENTLY DISCOVERED
PRE-INCAN IDOL.
NOT BAD. WORTH
SOME DINERO, TOO.
AND IT'LL LOOK
MUY BUENO ON POPPY'S DESK.
AH! WHERE'S YOUR PICKLE
ON A PIKE OUTFIT?
UM, BRINE ISSUES.
MY BAD!
[SCREAMING]
SO NOW YOU'RE GOING
ON A SAFARI?
NOPE. I GOT
A JOB AT THE ZOO.
THEY'RE HIRING PEOPLE
TO FEED THE LIONS.
ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS?
K.P., IT'S THE ZOO.
K.P., IT'S THE ZOO!
THEY TRIED TO FEED ME
TO THE LIONS!
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T
JUST MESS THIS UP?
WELL, I...
I DID SKIP ORIENTATION.
AND, YOU KNOW, I BROUGHT
MY OWN RAW MEAT FROM HOME
AND MAYBE ALL
THE POKING THE LIONS
WITH THE STICK WAS WRONG,
BUT YOU KNOW...
[BEEP]
MM-HMM. GO, WADE.
I GOT A LEAD
ON SHEGO AND JUNIOR.
THEY'RE
IN SOUTH AMERICA.
AHA. THE OTHER AMERICA.
JUNIOR, I KNOW YOUR DAD
OWNS AN ISLAND.
BUT THERE'S NO WAY
HE HAS A DESK BIG
ENOUGH FOR THAT.
IT DID NOT LOOK THIS
LARGE ON THE INTERNET.
SHEGO, YOUR MAKE-UP
ACTUALLY WORKS IN THIS LIGHT.
WHAT?! YOU GOT PAST
ALL THE BOOBY TRAPS?!
NOT ALL.
A LITTLE HELP!
MMM!
[GRUNTING]
GIRLS, THIS
IS NOT HELPING.
[GRUNTING] HUH?
[GRUNTING]
AH! GIVE UP, JUNIOR!
THERE IS NO WAY A LLAMA
CAN OUTRUN A CAR.
[CRUNCH]
OK. SO MAYBE IT
CAN OUT BITE A CAR,
BUT THAT'S CHEATING!
[GRUNTING]
ANY LUCK
ON THE JOB FRONT?
WELL, AFTER WHAT
HAPPENED AT THE ZOO,
I'M STARTING TO FEEL...
BRUISED?
I WAS GOING
TO SAY DISCOURAGED.
I GIVE UP.
THAT'S MY LAST JOB.
EVER?
COME ON.
YOU'RE TRYING,
AND THAT COUNTS
FOR A LOT.
YEAH, THANKS
FOR SUPPORTING, K.P.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
THERE'S STILL COUPONS LEFT.
THE SIDE'S
NOT THAT BRIGHT.
ONE LOUSY KIM
POSSIBLE FREE JOB.
IS THAT
TOO MUCH TO ASK?
I MEAN, THERE HAS TO BE
SOMEPLACE WE CAN GO
THAT SHE WON'T
BEAT US TO.
MAYBE THERE IS.
WHAT IF WE DEMANDED
AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY
FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF THE 5
RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?
RIGHT. WE COULDN'T
EVEN BOOST A BOOK,
LET ALONE
THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE.
DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT KIND
OF SECURITY THERE'D BE?
YES. SELF-ACTIVATED LASERS,
AN ALLIGATOR TAG.
OH, AND THE SPINNING
TOPS OF DOOM.
WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
MY FATHER
AND HIS CARD BUDDIES
ARE THE
5 RICHEST PEOPLE.
PAPA PORTER,
THE FROZEN SNACK KING,
OREN DOORE,
THE SOFTWARE CZAR,
POLLY PANDATI,
THE FIRST LADY
OF DAYTIME TELEVISION,
AND MARTIN SMARTY,
THE RENTAL
REVOLUTIONARY.
DO THEIR GAMES
LAST AS LONG
AS YOUR INTRO?
SOMETIMES A WEEK,
SOMETIMES MORE.
WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP
THEM PLAYING.
THAT WOULD BE
LONG ENOUGH FOR US
TO COLLECT THE MONEY. NO?
JUNIOR, THAT IS
THE LOWEST, SNEAKIEST,
MOST UNDERHANDED PLAN
I'VE EVER HEARD.
IT'S... IT...
IT'S PERFECT.
GOD, I WANT
MY DEMANDS KNOWN.
[BEEP]
THANK YOU
FOR CALLING
SMARTY MART.
FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE,
PRESS ONE.
FOR JOB OPPORTUNITIES,
PRESS 2.
TO DEMAND AN ENORMOUS
AMOUNT OF MONEY
FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF
OUR FOUNDER, PRESS 3.
PLEASE ENTER
THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF
MONEY YOU ARE DEMANDING.
THIS IS EVEN EASIER
THAN I ANTICIPATED!
HA HA HA HA HA!
MONIQUE.
THANKS FOR LETTING
ME HELP OUT AROUND
THE STORE.
ACTUALLY, RON,
I ASKED YOU NOT TO HELP
OUT AROUND THE STORE.
YEAH, BUT I FIGURED
SINCE I WAS HERE.
[SQUEAKING]
I AM NOT CLEANING THAT UP.
[BEEPING]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
PLENTY. CHECK THIS.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN HAVING
THE 5 RICHEST PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD
SAFELY RETURNED TO YOU,
YOU NEED TO CONVEY TO US
THE SUM OF...
A BAZILLION,
ZILLION DOLLARS.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S NOT A REAL NUMBER.
BUT IT SOUNDS
SO IMPRESSIVE.
DID YOU NOT LIKE
MY EVIL CHORTLE?
HI. HE'S NEW AT THIS.
A BILLION DOLLARS
APIECE WILL DO JUST FINE.
AND THE 5 RICHEST
PEOPLE ARE...
AH! KIM, DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS?
THAT'S MARTIN SMARTY,
THE FOUNDER
OF SMARTY MART.
DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA HOW LONG I'VE
WANTED TO MEET HIM?
HE'S MY IDOL!
I'VE READ
HIS BOOK 3 TIMES.
YOU READ A BOOK
WITHOUT IT BEING ASSIGNED?
MAN, YOU KNOW, YOU
ARE SNIPPY LATELY.
I KNEW THIS JOB THING
WOULD LEAD TO THIS.
YOU MEAN YOU NOT
HOLDING ONE.
NO TIME FOR SNIP, K.P.
WE GOT TO SAVE HIM.
WE WILL. WADE, RIDE?
JIM AND TIM ARE STILL
WORKING ON YOUR CAR.
LLAMA BITES. NOT GOOD.
BUT WE GOT TO GET
TO THE SENIOR'S ISLAND.
THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE
WE CAN HITCH A RIDE WITH.
I HAVE A SOLUTION.
HUH? ONE FREE
PARASAILING LESSON?
BOO AND A YAH.
ADMIT IT, K.P.
THE RON MAN AND
HIS HUMBLE COUPONS
CAME THROUGH
WHEN IT COUNTED.
OK. SO ONE CAME
THROUGH IN A PINCH.
I STILL HATE
THAT COUPON BOOK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M ACTUALLY GOING
TO MEET MARTIN SMARTY.
HA HA HA!
RESCUE FIRST.
THEN MEET.
DID YOU KNOW THAT MARTIN
SMARTY GOT HIS FIRST JOB
WHEN HE WAS 10?
FASCINATING.
CAN WE CONCENTRATE
ON BEING SNEAKY NOW?
10, K.P.
AND HIS FIRST JOB,
SELLING POPCORN BALLS
OUT OF AN OLD WAGON.
I DON'T
EVEN OWN A WAGON.
I'M JUST A FAILURE.
[WHIMPERS]
OHH. YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE.
YOU'RE A... WELL, OK.
YOU HAVE FAILED
A LOT LATELY.
BUT YOUR LUCK'S
BOUND TO CHANGE.
KIMMY, WE'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
WE HAVE INDEED.
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR A SALTY SNACK?
NO THANKS.
WE JUST STOPPED BY
TO FOIL YOU TWO,
AND THEN WE'LL
BE ON OUR WAY.
HOLD UP, K.P.
WHAT KIND
OF SALTY SNACKS?
FORGET SNACKS.
GET THEM!
[GRUNTING]
IT'S DOWN TO YOU
AND ME, JUNIOR.
UH-HUH.
AAH!
NEVER MIND THE SIDEKICK.
HE'S JUST THE DISTRACTION.
RIGHT. HELP YOURSELF
TO A FIZZY BEVERAGE.
WE HAVE
A DISTRACTION, TOO.
[LAUGHTER]
WE'RE HAVING
THE GLOATED SNICKERS.
I ENJOY THIS!
RUFUS, LET'S SHOW
THEM WHAT DISTRACTION
REALLY MEANS.
AHA!
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
OHH! THAT'S
NOT WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT AT ALL!
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
UHH!
[SCREAMING]
WOW. YOUR DAD REALLY
DOES HAVE EVERYTHING.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
THE HOLIDAYS
ARE A NIGHTMARE.
HE'S SO HARD
TO SHOP FOR.
[GRUNTING]
UHH!
[SCREAMING]
UHH!
UHH!
AAH!
UHH!
JUNIOR, WHAT IS
ALL THIS RACKET?
RON STOPPABLE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE
MARTIN SMARTY...
AND EVERYONE. YEAH.
RESCUE US? FROM WHAT?
JUNIOR, HE KIDNAPPED
YOU ALL...
INCLUDING
HIS OWN FATHER. HI.
JUNIOR, IS THIS TRUE?
WELL, YOU SEE,
THE THING IS...
YES, IT IS TRUE!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THAT BOY OF YOURS?
LISTEN HERE,
YOUNG MAN,
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD
FOR BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT,
IT'S DOWNRIGHT EVIL.
YES, QUITE EVIL INDEED.
WELL DONE, JUNIOR.
I'M VERY PROUD
OF YOU, MY SON.
THANK YOU, FATHER,
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
AH, WHAT A MARVELOUSLY
THOUGHTFUL GIFT.
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
RELAX, POPS.
JUNIOR CAME UP WITH
THIS ONE ALL ON HIS OWN.
IT WAS ACTUALLY
A GOOD PLAN.
AND... IT STILL IS.
HAH!
HA HA HA!
GUYS. STILL IN DANGER!
HEY, STOP THAT!
GIVE IT UP, SHEGO.
IT'S OVER.
YES. YOU SAW
HOW PLEASED FATHER
WAS WITH HIS GIFT.
WE CAN STOP NOW.
OHH. OH, NO, NO, NO.
SOMEBODY OWES ME
MY MILLION!
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
MADE IT.
JUNIOR, MAKE SURE
YOUR LADY FRIEND DOES
NOT HURT MY ALLIGATORS.
ME? HURT THEM?
HA HA! MR. SMARTY!
CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
I'VE READ
YOUR BOOK 3 TIMES.
GOOD WORK.
YOU SAVED HIM.
I DID? OH, YEAH, I DID.
SERIOUSLY, A HAND.
ANYONE?
THESE THINGS HAVE TEETH!
I LIKE
TO REWARD PEOPLE
WHO SAVE MY LIFE.
AND I LIKE TO BE
REWARDED. [GIGGLES]
DID YOU HEAR THAT, K.P.?
A REWARD!
HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE A JOB?
MAYBE WE HAVE DIFFERENT
THOUGHTS ON THAT WORD REWARD.
OW! OH, RIGHT.
A JOB. YEAH.
THAT'D BE GOOD.
WOW. THANKS.
OUTSTANDING.
YOU ARE THE TYPE
OF GO-GETTER I NEED
ON THE SMARTY
MART TEAM.
WELCOME ABOARD.
[ANIMAL NOISES]
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, SIR.
WELL, RUFUS,
LET'S MEET OUR COWORKERS.
[ANIMAL NOISES]
WOW. CHEZ EXPENSIVE.
AND THIS TIME,
NO COUPONS.
TONIGHT, GARCON,
WE'LL TAKE
THE GROWN-UP MENU.
RON, THIS
IS REALLY GREAT.
BUT DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR
THE SMARTY MART VEST?
K.P., THE VEST
NEVER COMES OFF.
NOW, WHERE
ARE MY CRAYONS? GARCON!
GARCON!
HA! GARCON!
I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA
FOR THE PERFECT CAPER.
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
NO.
OK. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
YOU DEMAND AN ENORMOUS
AMOUNT OF MONEY
FOR THE SAFE RETURN
OF THE RICHEST PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD.
LUKER, LIGHTS OUT
MEANS LIPS SHUT.
OK, I'M JUST SPIT BALLING,
BUT HERE'S THE TWIST.
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
ABDUCT ANYONE.
NO. NO, YOU JUST MAKE PEOPLE
THINK YOU'RE HOLDING THEM.
ARE YOU SLEEP TALKING?
OK. OK. HOW ABOUT THIS...