Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 18 - Homecoming Upset - full transcript

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[OVERTURE PLAYING]

WADE, I MADE IT, BUT I LOST
VISUAL CONTACT WITH RON.

YOU SHOULD BE
HEARING FROM HIM

JUST ABOUT... NOW!

OW!
THERE HE IS.

UGH. OK. ROUND ONE
GOES TO THE CLIFF.

WHAT'S THE DEAL ON THIS GUY
THAT KILLIGAN CAPTURED?

KIM, THIS ISN'T
JUST "SOME GUY."

IT'S RICKY ROTIFFLE.

THE SNACK BLOGGER?
THE WHO?

HE PHOTOGRAPHS, CATALOGS,
AND CRITIQUES



EVERY SINGLE SNACK
HE EATS.

IT'S
A MUST-BOOKMARK.

HMM. MISSED IT.

OH, YOU CAN CATCH UP
ON ARCHIVE.

OH, HIS PIECE
ON POP-POP PORTERS
PORK PUFFS WAS POETRY.

MMM-HMM.

WHY WOULD KILLIGAN CARE
ABOUT A SNACK BLOGGER?

WELL, IN ADDITION TO
HIS SNACK OBSESSION,

RICKY HAPPENS TO BE

ONE OF THE WORLD'S TOP
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS.

HE'S BEEN WORKING
ON SOME SUPER-SECRET
BREAKTHROUGH PROGRAM.

SO, WE'RE LOOKING AT
A HIGHEST-BIDDER SITUATION?

[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
NO, LASSIE.

YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT YOUR DOOM.



AAH!

YOU CANNOT DODGE ME FOREVER.

HUH?

9 IRON. NOT THE WAY
TO PLAY THIS HOLE.

NOT WHEN I'VE GOT
MY SUPER MAGNET LOADED
INTO MY NEW COMMUNICATOR.

[BEEPING]

OH, NO.

POOR DUFF.
NAH.

YOU KNOW,
I LOOKED WORSE AFTER
I HIT THE CLIFF.

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ I'M YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHIN'
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM
ON MY WAY ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST
CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME,
BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪

♪ I'M THERE
ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

AW, SHOULD HAVE GONE
WITH A WOOD.

TO MEET MY SNACK MASTER
IN PERSON?

AWESOMENESS!

THANKS
FOR THE RESCUE.
NO BIG.

IT WAS KINDA BIG.
I HAD NO IDEA

MY WORK WOULD
MAKE ME A TARGET.

WHEN YOU PUT YOUR
SNACKAGE OPINIONS

OUT THERE LIKE THAT,
ENEMIES ARE MADE.

I THINK HE MEANT THE STUFF
HE DOES WITH COMPUTERS.

REALLY? WELL,
WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?

DUDE, MY NEWEST CREATION,
THE M.D.D....

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DON'T
TELL ME. THE MINI-DONUT DIET.

NO, THE MASSIVE
DATA DIGESTER.

SOUNDS TECHIE,
NOT SNACKIE.

THE M.D.D. PROCESSES
INFORMATION AT A RATE

THAT BLOWS AWAY
ALL EXISTING TECHNOLOGY.

YEAH? CAN'T EAT IT,
NOT INTERESTED.

JUST SO WE CAN BE PREPARED,

DOES THE M.D.D. HAVE
EVIL APPLICATIONS?

INFORMATION IS POWER.

AND THE EVIL DUDES
DO LIKE THEMSELVES
SOME POWER.

IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE
TROUBLE, YOU KNOW HOW
TO REACH US.

[CHITTERING]

AW, THE HOMECOMING GAME!

K.P., WE GOTTA GO!

I'M ON THE TEAM,
REMEMBER?

[CROWD CHEERING]

HUT, HUT, HUT!

Announcer: IT'S A FAKE,
A FLEA FLICKER.

STOPPABLE'S ON THE GO!

STOPPABLE!

Announcer: THERE HE GOES.

RON STOPPABLE!

HE'S IN!
TOUCHDOWN MAD DOGS!

HALF-TIME SCORE,
MIDDLETON MAD DOGS 9,

EASTERTON EAGLES, 9.

MY GRANDMOTHER RUNS
FASTER THAN THAT, STOPPABLE.

ADEQUATE RESULT, THOUGH.

Announcer: NOW YOUR
MIDDLETON MARCHING BAND.

KIM, WILL YOU STILL BE ABLE
TO CHEER THE SECOND HALF

AFTER LOSING
HOMECOMING QUEEN TO ME?

OR WILL YOU BE WAY
HUMILIATED?

I'LL TAKE
MY CHANCES.

BACK OFF, BONNIE.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T
NOTICE,

NOW KIM IS THE ONE
DATING THE STAR OF
THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
TO ME, MONIQUE.

ALTHOUGH RON HAS BROKEN
MORE SCHOOL RECORDS

THAN BRICK EVER DID.

BRICK! IF HE HAD JUST
FLUNKED SENIOR YEAR
ONE MORE TIME,

HE'D BE HERE TO RULE
AT MY SIDE

INSTEAD OF
OFF AT COLLEGE.

OK, FOLKS, WE'RE IN
A BATTLE FOR OUR FOOTBALL
LIVES HERE TODAY,

SO I WON'T DALLY.

AS YOU KNOW, THIS YEAR
WE REPLACED OUR
OLD-FASHIONED PAPER BALLOTS

WITH OUR OWN
STATE-OF-THE-ART
ELECTRONIC VOTING SYSTEM,

WHICH SNAGGED SECOND PLACE

FOR RON RIEGER IN
THE TRI-CITY SCIENCE FAIR.

RIEGER ASSURES ME

THAT HIS SYSTEM IS
100% INCORRUPTIBLE.

AND HERE WE GO.
THE RESULTS.

I VOTED FOR YOU.

THIS YEAR'S
HOMECOMING KING...

I VOTED FOR ME, TOO.

IS... RON STOPPABLE.

COMPUTER VOTING
ROCKS!

CONGRATULATIONS,
STOPPABLE.

AND THIS YEAR'S

MIDDLETON HOMECOMING
QUEEN...

BUCKLE UP, SISTER.

WELL, WHY EVEN READ ON?

WE ALL KNOW THAT IT'S KIM...

MISS BONNIE ROCKWALLER?

ME! ME! ME!

IT HAD TO BE ME.

[BOTH GASP]

IT HAD TO BE ME!

Man: BACK IN 3, 2, 1.

WELCOME BACK, MIDDLETON.
GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US,

AND IN CASE YOU MISSED
OUR LAST SEGMENT,

OUR PRODUCER, SKELLMAN,
IS OFFICIALLY

THE WORST JUMP-ROPER
IN THE WORLD!

GUESS WHO BEAT HIM?
THAT'S RIGHT.
ME, MISTER BIG SHOT.

OK, I HAVE HERE
WITH ME THE TOWN'S
NEWEST ROYAL COUPLE,

THE HOMECOMING QUEEN AND
KING OF MIDDLETON HIGH.

WELCOME,
BONNIE ROCKWALLER
AND RON STOMPABLE.

UH, YEAH,
IT'S STOPPABLE. TWO P's.

IN A POD, HA HA.
LOOK AT YOU KIDS!

YOU KNOW, STURGE,
I THINK I WAS DESTINED
TO BE QUEEN.

PLUS, THERE WAS NO
REAL COMPETITION.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

DESTINED? UGH.

SHE TOTALLY CHEATED
HER WAY INTO THAT CROWN.

DON'T GO THERE, GIRL.

I MEAN, WHO DOES SHE
THINK SHE IS,

MISS "MY LIFE
IS SO PERFECT."

KIM, YOU KNOW
SHE WANTS YOU JELLIN'.

DON'T GIVE HER THE
SATISFACTION.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

SHE PROBABLY KNOWS
I'M WATCHING.

YES, STURGESS. EVERYONE AT
SCHOOL IS SO EXCITED FOR ME.

RIGHT, KIM?
GRRR.

HEY, YOU THINK
I'D LOOK GOOD
IN A CROWN, SKELLMAN?

DON'T ANSWER.
OK, PAWS OFF STURGESS.

THEY DON'T
HAND THESE THINGS OUT
TO NOBODY.

DOES HE KNOW HE'S
NOT A REAL KING?

SO, WHAT ARE YOU
AND THE KING DOING TONIGHT?

OH, THE ROYALS HAVE BEEN
SUMMONED TO THE CHARITY
LEAGUE BOWL-A-THON.

YOU'RE HANDLING IT
SUSPICIOUSLY WELL.

WELL, JUST BECAUSE
BONNIE'S OBNOXIOUS DOESN'T
MEAN RON SHOULD SUFFER.

HE'S SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS STUFF.

[HORNS BLOWING]

Both: ALL HAIL THE MIDDLETON
QUEEN AND HER KING.

OH, YEAH.
IT'S SERIOUS.

MMM-HMM. THEY DO
OWN THE WAVE.

YOU KNOW, IN HER OWN WAY,

SHE'S MORE EVIL THAN
ANY SUPER-VILLAIN.

I THOUGHT THE COMMONERS
WOULD BE CLEARED OUT BY NOW.

RONNIE? WHERE'S MY THRONE?

OH, SOMEONE NEEDS
TO GET "THRONE" DOWN.

RIGHT HERE.
THIS WILL DO, BOYS.

DOES THE WANNABE
WANNA SAY SOMETHING?

WANT TO, WON'T.

MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO STOP AT WORDS.

KIM, DID YOU HEAR?
WE GOT A GI-NORMOUS
DONATION

FOR THE SENIOR
CENTER.

THAT'S GREAT.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SCHOOL
NEWSPAPER?

I THINK RONNY LOOKS
SUPER CUTE.

HUH! FOR YOUR
SCRAPBOOK, RONNIE.

[BELL RINGS]

COME AND GET IT.
FLAPJACKS ARE HOT.

HEH HEH HEH. YOU KIDS
HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB.

WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF
LAST YEAR'S SALES.

WELL, YEAH.

I THINK
KING FLAPJACKS THERE

IS PRETTY SERIOUS
ABOUT ALL THIS.

WELCOME, CITIZENS.
WELCOME TO ALL.

Children: THANK YOU, SIRE.

IT IS OUR PLEASURE.

OH, WELCOME, MISS POSSIBLE.
CARE FOR A CROWN?

MY LIEGE, EXCUSE ME,

BUT WE NEED
YOUR EXPERTISE AGAIN.

THE NEW BATCH OF BATTER
DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT.

I'M ON MY WAY.
DUTY CALLS.

MMM.

'MORNING, BONNIE.

NICE JOB HERE ON
THE FIREHOUSE FUND-RAISER.

SO, IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU
AT ALL?

HEY, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.

YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB
AS QUEEN, AND...

I'M SORRY IF I SEEMED
JEALOUS BEFORE.

OH, WELL,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

OK, PICTURE TIME.

EVERYONE IN.

THAT KING AND QUEEN
SURE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE.

WE DO, DON'T WE?

WHOA-OH-OH!

HA HA HA HA HA HA! HO.

OH. SORRY, K.P.

RONNIE, KINGS NEVER
APOLOGIZE.

IT SHOWS WEAKNESS.

[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]

WHAT'S THE SITCH,
WADE?

Wade: KIM, I JUST...
HAVE YOU BEEN SWIMMING?

NOPE. JUST A LITTLE
HOSE-DOWN.

UH, OK. WE JUST GOT
AN EMERGENCY HIT
ON YOUR SITE.

ROTIFFLE'S MISSING AGAIN,

AND THE PEOPLE AT
HIS COMPUTER COMPANY
ARE FREAKING.

DUFF KILLIGAN?
STILL IN CUSTODY.

HIS RON-NESS IS TIED UP
WITH THE ROYAL TOUR.

FEEL LIKE SIDE-KICKIN'?
ALL IN.

RICKY HERE.

TODAY ON THE BLOG-CAST,
A NEW MEATY-SWEET TREAT.

THIS MUST HAVE BEEN
HIS LAST BLOG ENTRY.

BORED BY BLAND
BURGER BUNS?

STUFF THAT PATTIE
INTO A CINNAMON ROLL.

MMM-MMM, THAT'S GOOD.

GA-ROSS!

ACCORDING TO
THE TIME STAMP,

THIS IS THE LAST THING
RICKY DID

AT HIS WORKSTATION
BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED.

HE GETS RESCUED
BY US,

COMES BACK TO
UPDATE HIS BLOG,

THEN GETS CAPTURED
AGAIN?

Ron: ONE MORE
FOR THE YEARBOOK.

OH, J.P., THANKS
FOR INVITING US
TO THE GRAND RE-OPENING.

WE APPRECIATE YOUR
LOYALTY.

15 YEARS AS
A PREFERRED CUSTOMER.

EASY TO SEE HOW
YOU GOT ELECTED KING.

LET'S GET THIS
PARTY-TORIUM STARTED!

[CHEERING]

BURNT PIZZA...
MY FAVORITE ODOR!

MMM. TRY THE SUPREME,
YOUR SUPREME HIGHNESS.

DON'T MIND IF I DO. MMM.

YOU KNOW,
I NEVER PICTURED YOU

AS THE PIZZA PARTY-TORIUM
TYPE, BONNIE.

OH, RONNIE,
THERE'S SO MUCH
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME.

WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GUESS YOU CAN'T JUDGE
A BOOK BY ITS COVER,

OR BY THE FACT
THAT SAID BOOK

CALLED ME CRUEL NAMES
FROM K THROUGH 12.

THAT'S ALL BEHIND US,
MY KING.

HEH HEH HEH.
SOUNDS GREAT,

BUT YOU KNOW,
EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE

OFFICIALLY MY QUEEN,
KIM IS MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL
FOR ME. I...

[GASPS]

[RON GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

WHAT IS THE SITCH?!

HEY, I WAS THE KISSEE HERE,
NOT THE KISSER.

NO KIDDING.

IT TOOK YOU 12 STINKIN'
YEARS TO KISS ME.

OH, WHEW!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE UP TO,

BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW,
EVEN FOR YOU.

OH, YEAH, WELL,
SPEAKING OF LOW...

WHICH I AM.

YOU... YOU'RE...

WELL?
WELL, I...

[SOBBING]

OK, UM, ER.

[MUTTERING]

UH, I DON'T SPEAK HYSTERICS.

[MUTTERING]

BR... BR... UP...

W... EEEE!

BRICK BROKE UP
WITH YOU?

HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT SHE'S SAYING?

IT'S A GIRL THING.
SO I'M THE REBOUND GUY?

COOL! I'VE NEVER BEEN
THE REBOUND GUY.

UH, BUT, YOU KNOW,

IT'S NOT AS WONDERFUL

AS BEING YOUR GUY.

BONNIE, UH,

I WISH I COULD HELP.

ME? NEEDING HELP
FROM YOU?

I SHOULD BE HORRIFIED.

BUT I DON'T EVEN
HAVE MY PRIDE ANY MORE.

FINE. I ACCEPT.

ACCEPT WHAT?

YOUR OFFER TO FIND ME
A NEW HOTTIE.

OK. THERE'S PLENTY
OF SENIORS OUT THERE

THAT AREN'T RON.

WHAT ABOUT ROTIFFLE?
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

DOES HE EVEN GO
TO MIDDLETON HIGH?

NO, HE'S THE IDOL
OF SERIOUS SNACKERS
EVERYWHERE.

DO NOT TELL ME
HE'S MISSING AGAIN.

WHO CARES?
I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM HERE.

WHICH IS
MUCH MORE IMPORTANT
THAN MY MISSION.

FINALLY,
YOU'RE GETTING IT.

OK. WE'LL SPLIT
INTO TEAMS.

[BELL RINGS]

I WANT SOMEBODY ELSE
ON MY TEAM.

TRUST ME.
THIS WILL WORK.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.
GO, MAD DOGS.

MARK HIM DOWN
AS A "NEVER."

AHA, YES.

VERY POPULAR
CATEGORY TODAY. NEXT!

HEY, TINY.
YO.

HE'S A BIG "NO."

"BIG" WAS NOT A SHOT
ABOUT YOUR SIZE,
BY THE WAY.

IT'S ABOUT HOW
SHE IS SO HUGELY

NOT INTO YOU,
SO NO HARD FEELINGS?

HEY, RON.

WOW, YOU DIDN'T SAY SHE
WAS THIS FASCINATING.

YOU KNOW, YOU BEAR
A STRONG RESEMBLANCE
TO MY FAVORITE QUEEN.

IDALIA OF THE PLANET
GROCKNOSS.

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING TO ME.

OK, LAR, ALL RIGHT.

SO I'LL SEE YOU
AT NEXT WEEK'S

NETHERWORLD BATTLE
STRATEGIES MEETING?

ABANDONING HOPE NOW.

THIS IS UPPERTON'S MOST
EXCLUSIVE GATED COMMUNITY.

ROTIFFLE LIVES HERE?

OH, YEAH.
THE GEEK THING PAYS.

HOW ARE YOU
AT GATE-JUMPING.

TERRIBLE, BUT...

I DON'T USUALLY
FIND IT NECESSARY.

[BEEPS]
[GATE SQUEAKS]

AFTER YOU.

BUT I LIKE
JUMPING OVER STUFF.

[DRILLING]

NO PROBLEM. HMM.

NO ALARM.
THAT'S WEIRD.

"COMPATIBILITY
AND STATISTICS."

GENIUS LIGHT READING,
ANYONE?

LOOK OUT!

OOF!

THAT MUST BE THE M.D.D.

I THINK WE CAN SAFELY
CALL THIS "FOUL PLAY."

WOW. THOSE SUPER-GENIUS
ANALYTICAL SKILLS

REALLY COME IN HANDY
IN THE FIELD.

THIS IS A WASTE.

OH, COME ON.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN

TO THE WORLD RAP CUBAN
TECHNO-BLUES JAZZ
SECTION.

I JUST WANT A REGULAR,
NORMAL, SHALLOW HOTTIE,

PREFERABLY
NOT TOO BRIGHT.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]
HELLO.

WOW. OH, SOUNDS BAD.
OK, UH, YEAH,

I'LL MEET YOU AT
BUENO NACHO IN 5.

[HORN HONKS]

[CRYING]

DIDN'T CRACK
THE CODE YET, HUH?

IT MIGHT TAKE
SOME TIME,

BUT I'LL DECRYPT
RICKY'S COMPUTER.

THAT, I'M NOT
WORRIED ABOUT.

IT'S THE
BONNIE-BOYFRIEND CODE.

YEAH, WHICH FRANKLY
CANNOT BE CRACKED.

[SOBBING]

BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE.

WELL, IT'S NOT EASY!
GOT IT!

THE LAST WEB SEARCH
RICKY MADE

WAS FOR VENICE,
ITALY.

WE'VE GOTTA MOVE FAST.

ALL RIGHT,
YOU GOT IT, K.P.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

WELL, I MEAN, YOU COULD
COME ALONG, I GUESS.

NOT SURE THAT'S
A GREAT IDEA.

SO YOU WOULD DITCH ME
IN MY DARKEST HOUR?

BONNIE, IT'S
JUST THAT, UM...

WHEN IT COMES TO
HEARTLESS CRUELTY,

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
FOR A POSSIBLE.

REALLY APPRECIATE THE LIFT,
MISTER BANANA.

I SAID THANKS
FOR THE LIFT, COCO!

AND HE PROMISED
HE'D BE BACK
FOR HOMECOMING.

SNAP! OH, NO,
HE DIDN'T.

I THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONE.

SO SIMPLE. SO PLIABLE.

[CRYING]

COCO SAYS HE DOES
NOT DESERVE YOU.

[SIGHS]

RON, THIS IS BAD.

THERE'S GOTTA BE A GUY
OUT THERE FOR BONNIE.

THERE IS, MY FRIEND.

HEY, HEY BRICK, OLD BUDDY.

HOW'S COLLEGE LIFE
TREATIN' YOU?

THAT'S RON. RON STOPPABLE.
MIDDLETON HIGH.

DUDE, OK,
WORK WITH ME HERE.

OK, YEAH, OK,
YOU KNOW WHAT?

BRICK, BRICK, NO...
YEAH, IT DOESN'T MATTER

IF YOU REMEMBER ME,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

I KNOW YOU REMEMBER
A SPECIAL LADY.

YOUR PRECIOUS BON-BON.

BONNIE?
BONNIE ROCKWALLER.

YOUR HIGH-SCHOOL
GIRLFRIEND.

WHAT? I... OK, I THINK
IT'S A LITTLE HARSH

TO CALL HER
THE "MEAN GIRL."
SHE'S GOT... OK, YEAH.

I MEAN, THAT'S TRUE,
SHE'S PRETTY BOSSY.

AND SHE CAN BE CRUEL,
BUT, I MEAN, COME ON,

ISN'T THAT PART OF WHAT
WE LOVE ABOUT HER? HEY.

UH-HUH? OK. HA HA!

ALL RIGHT. BYE BYE.
SO?

YOU KNOW, COLLEGE HAS
ACTUALLY MADE HIM SMARTER.

HE'S COMPLETELY
MOVED ON.

WHERE TO BEGIN?

[ITALIAN ACCENT]
4 FOR LUNCH.

DO YOU HAVE RESERVATION?

ACTUALLY, NO, UM...
THEN I CANNOT HELP YOU.

WELL, IF YOU COULD JUST
LOOK AT THE PICTURE, UH...

OH, SO YOU NEED
MY ASSISTANCE
IN AN INVESTIGATION?

YES.
THAT, TOO, REQUIRES
A RESERVATION.

CAN I HELP YOU,
SIGNORINA?

I NEED A BOYFRIEND.
THEN NO.

AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOME
MISSING COMPUTER GEEK.

HMM. I SAW
SUCH A GEEK EARLIER.

HE WAS WITH ANOTHER
YOUNG MAN WITH NICE HAIR.

THEY WENT THAT WAY.

YOU'RE SURE SHE MEANT
THIS MUSEUM?

ABSOLUTELY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE.

IT'S ALL TOO BEAUTIFUL.

I BROUGHT YOU
A SURPRISE.

MIGHT MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.

MY TIARA!

THE SYMBOL OF
MY SUPERIORITY!

IT HELPS...
A LITTLE.

EXCUSE ME.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

I'M SORRY, MISS... [GASPS]

YOUR HIGHNESS.
HUH?

OH, SHE'S NOT REALLY,
UM, YOU KNOW...

THAT FORMAL. PLEASE...

YOU MAY CAST YOUR GAZE
UPON ME.

OH, THANK YOU,
YOUR HIGHNESS.

THAT'S LONG ENOUGH.

VISITING DIGNITARIES
IN THE MAIN GALLERY.
SEND THE GOVERNOR.

WHERE, WHERE,
WHERE IS SHE?

I'M HUNGRY.
I WANT TO EAT NOW!

AH, A DEFINITE ROYALTY.

MY DEAR FRIENDS,
YOU MUST JOIN ME

FOR THIS AFTERNOON'S
REGATTA.

HEY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT,

BUT I'D RATHER LOOK
AT BOATS INSTEAD.

[RETCHING]

YOUR EXCELLENCY,

I WONDER IF YOU MIGHT
HELP US FIND SOMEONE.

VENICE IS MY HOME.
IF I CAN HELP...

CAN YOU BELIEVE
ALL THESE YACHTS?

[GASPS]

KIM.

I KNOW WHO
CAPTURED RICKY.

IT'S JUNIOR!

HE'S THREATENING RICKY
RIGHT NOW.

THERE, SEE?

PARDON ME, SIR.

WE'VE GOT TO CATCH
THE CRIMINAL NOW.

[SPEAKS ITALIAN]

EXACTLY.
LOOK OUT, JUNIOR.

HE HASN'T SEEN US YET.

JUNIOR,
PULL YOUR BOAT OVER!

KIM POSSIBLE
AND RON STOPPABLE?

OH, I DO NOT HAVE
TIME FOR THIS.

[MOTOR REVVING]

WHOA, WHOA!

HA HA HA HA!

WHY ARE THEY
CHASING ME?

I HAVE NO DESIRE
TO SPEAK TO THEM.

PLEASE DO NOT
CRASH MY BOAT!

DON'T WORRY!
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING.

HE'S HEADING FOR
THE MARINA.

I MUST WARN YOU.

IN MY WAY IS
A BAD PLACE TO BE.

[BONNIE SCREAMS]

Ron: LOOK OUT!

[SCREAMING]

AAH!

UH. UGH.

THEY GOT AWAY.
NOW WHAT?

I THINK WE KNOW
WHERE TO FIND HIM.

EVERYONE OK?

EVEN IN ITALY,
NOBODY WANTED ME.

UGH, THERE SHE GOES.

I DON'T DO PATHETIC.

WELL, YOU COULD
HAVE FOOLED ME.
WHAT WAS THAT?

UH, YOU CAN COUNT
ON ME.

JUST AS SOON AS WE
WRAP THINGS UP HERE.

LOOKS LIKE THE SENIORS
HAVE UPGRADED
THEIR SECURITY.

JUST ANOTHER
LASER GRID.

THIS ONE ROLLS THROUGH
A VARIETY OF FREQUENCIES

ON A RANDOM BASIS.

OK. A VERY SPECIAL
LASER GRID.

THIS IS A DISASTER.

FIRST, NO BOYFRIEND.

THEN WHAT? WHERE DOES THE
DOWNWARD SPIRAL TAKE ME?

OH, NO. WHAT IF I END UP...

OUTLET SHOPPING?

UH, BONNIE, THIS IS
THE PART OF SNEAKING IN

THAT WE LIKE
TO CALL QUIET TIME.

FINE.

CAN YOU SHUT IT DOWN?

NO, BUT YOU CAN.

SEE THE CONTROL BOX
WAY OVER THERE?

SUPER MAGNET.
GO FOR IT.

[BEEPS]

YOU SHOULD COME ALONG
MORE OFTEN.

IT IS NICE
TO GET OUT.

CAN'T WE SNEAK
ANY FASTER? HMM!

I WANT RESULTS,
AND I WANT THEM NOW.

OK, HOLD ON, AMIGO.
I'M TRYING.

OW! WHAT IS
THE MEANING OF THIS?

HOW DARE YOU
INTERRUPT MY QUEST.

OH, HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S UP?

WORRY NOT, SNACK MAN.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW. AGAIN.

SO WHAT'S JUNIOR
FORCING YOU TO DO?

YOU SEE, UH, WELL,
HE'S NOT FORCING
AS MUCH AS PAYING.

WHAT?
HE HIRED ME
TO USE THE M.D.D.

AS A GLOBAL DATA CRUNCH.
OBJECTIVE?

TO FIND HIS PERFECT
LOVE MATCH.

WAIT, OK, WHA...

JUNIOR CAPTURED YOU TO
SEARCH THE PERSONALS?

I WILL NOT BE RIDICULED
ON MATTERS OF THE HEART.

MY PLAN IS TO SEARCH
THE ENTIRE WORLD

UNTIL I FIND
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.

NO MATTER... HOW LONG...

IT TAKES.

[GASPS]

YEAH...

SO IT WASN'T SO MUCH

THAT HE CAPTURED ME,
AS...

HE HIRED YOU?

SEÑOR SENIOR JUNIOR
PAYS EXTREMELY WELL.

Ron: HE'S A BAD GUY!

WHO PAYS EXTREMELY WELL.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT
I COULD WHIP UP
A NEW PROGRAM,

BUT IT WAS
TOO MUCH DATA.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS

TO FIND THE RIGHT COMBO
OF SHALLOW, SELFISH,
AND INSENSITIVE,

BUT STILL HOT ENOUGH
FOR THIS GUY?

YEAH...
ACTUALLY...

WE'VE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

[BONNIE SIGHS]

WELL, I GUESS OUR TRIP TO
VENICE REALLY WAS A SUCCESS.

MM-HMM. WE GOT TO SEE
A BEAUTIFUL CITY,

HAVE A SEMI-ROMANTIC
BOAT RIDE,

AND IT PUT AN END
TO THE QUEEN-KISSING.

NOW, WAIT. YOU KNOW
THAT I DIDN'T...

IT'S OK. I GET IT.

[BONNIE GIGGLES]
OH, JUNIOR.

SO HAPPY ENDING.

YUP. WEIRD HAPPY ENDING.

Bonnie: DON'T GO ANYWHERE,
STOPPABLE.

THAT DWEEB FROM
THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE

INSISTS THAT WE POSE
FOR A ROYAL PORTRAIT.

I CANNOT BELIEVE
THERE'S GOING TO BE

A PICTURE OF ME
WITH YOU IN THE YEARBOOK.

THAT'S LIKE PHOTOGRAPH
EVIDENCE THAT WE ASSOCIATED.

YOU KNOW, SOME OF US
LEARN AND GROW

FROM OUR LITTLE ADVENTURES.

WHATEVER, LOSER.