Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 16 - Oh No! Yono! - full transcript
Kim and Ron begin to suspect that there's something unusual about Ron's adopted baby sister, Hana. Meanwhile, Monkey Fist enlists the aid of an evil entity known as The Yono to hunt down the Yamanuchi School's secret weapon, "The Han."
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♪ BOOGIE IN YOUR JAMMIES... ♪
COME ON, HAN, WERE GOING
TO SKIP YOU PAST WALKING
AND JUMP RIGHT INTO
THE MAD DANCING MOVES.
WHOA, FLIPPIES!
TAKE 5, KIDDO,
BUT STUDY THAT LEGWORK.
SO, MR. BABYSITTER,
THE LITTLE ONE
GOT YOU FRAZZLED YET?
FRAZZLED?
THERE'S NO FRAZZLE HERE.
YOU'RE TALKING
TO BIG BROTHER, KIM,
IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD.
NO DOUBT, RON,
IT'S JUST THAT
BABIES CAN BE KIND OF...
DRIPER IN THE DIAPER?
A HANDFUL.
GOT IT COVERED. NOW, CHECK IT.
MEET THE FLIPPIES,
FLIPPIES BEACH PARTY,
FLIPPIECIZE,
AND THEIR NEWEST DVD,
SIMPLY TITLED, FLIPPIN'.
THE FLIPPIES?
OF PARTY ON THE POTTY FAME?
OH, DON'T HARSH THE FLIP, K.P.
SINGING,
DANCING AT THE SAME TIME.
THE KIDS LOVE THE FLIPPIES!
AND APPARENTLY
SOME TEENAGERS, TOO.
WERE IT NOT FOR
PARTY ON THE POTTY,
I'D STILL BE IN DIAPERS TODAY.
BUT, RON, THAT DVD
HAS ONLY BEEN OUT
FOR, LIKE, 2 YEARS.
OH, TIME FLIES.
OH, LOOKS LIKE
HAN'S ON THE MOVE.
DON'T LET HER OUT OF
YOUR SIGHT FOR EVEN A SEC.
TRUST ME.
BIG BROTHER.
MR. DISTRACTIBLE.
OH, PLEASE, I HELP YOU
DEFEAT MEGAVILLAINS,
I THINK I CAN HANDLE
MY OWN BABY SISTER.
[GIGGLING]
AAH.
OH, BOY.
THE CEILING...
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
GET HANDPRINTS ON THE...
[SCREAM] AAH, MOM!
RONALD!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT,
IT WAS HAN, SHE... SHE...
WALKING!
OUR LITTLE GIRL IS WALKING.
OH, BABY'S FIRST STEPS.
HEH HEH, YEAH, CUTE.
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH! ♪
♪ I'M YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪
♪ I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
HAN IS TODDLING?
OH, YOU MUST BE SO PSYCHED!
OK, YOU KNOW,
YES TO PSYCH, BUT CAN WE
GET BACK TO THE POINT?
THAT WASN'T THE POINT?
NO, THE POINT IS
WHAT KIND OF BIG BROTHER
CAN'T EVEN HANDLE
HIS OWN BABY SISTER?
I TRIED TO WARN YOU.
HANDPRINTS ON THE CEILING,
KIM, THE CEILING!
UH-HUH.
I'M TELLING YOU, K.P.,
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HAN,
SOMETHING... DIFFERENT.
IMAGINE,
DEFEATED BY A MERE INFANT!
OH, MONTY, WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?
I FOUND THE KEYS,
UNLOCKED THE SHRINES.
SO CLOSE TO MY ULTIMATE GOAL,
THE MONKEY MYSTIC WEAPON.
THANKS TO THE GROWING LIST
OF YOUNG PEOPLE I LOATHE,
I NEVER EVEN DISCOVERED
WHAT THE TRUE NATURE
OF THE WEAPON WAS,
MUCH LESS ITS NAME.
UGH, SEE?
I TOLD YOU
SCRAPBOOKING THE INCIDENT
WOULD NOT MAKE ME
FEEL ANY BETTER.
BUT I KNOW WHAT WILL...
YONO THE DESTROYER.
2 SIDES OF THE SAME
MYSTICAL FORCE.
I NEED ONLY UNLEASH THE YONO,
AND IT WILL LEAD ME
RIGHT TO ITS COUNTERPART,
THE ELUSIVE WEAPON.
WE NEED ONLY
ACQUIRE THE MISSING HALF
OF THIS SCROLL
TO LOCATE THE YONO.
THEN WITH BOTH
THE YONO AND THE WEAPON
IN MY POSSESSION,
I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!
[GIGGLING]
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
AN ALL-POWERFUL DESTROYER
OF BABYSITTERS,
BUT THEN, THEY NEVER DO.
ANOTHER DINNER, DAD?
BECOMING
ACTUARY OF THE YEAR
HAS MADE ME
VERY POPULAR
ON THE LECTURE CIRCUIT.
IT'S SWEET OF YOU TO HELP RON
BABY-SIT OUR LITTLE HANA.
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FLIPPIES.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.
YOU KNOW, BIG BRO'S
GOT IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.
AAH, I'M IN OVER MY HEAD!
WATER RISING, WATER RISING!
IT'S OK, RON,
YOUR PARENTS HAVE
FAITH IN YOU,
AND SO DO I.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
KIM, HANA IS... [GASPS]
MOVING! SHE'S MOVING!
RON...
[HANA COOING]
HAN?
HOW DID YOU...
AAH!
SEE? WHAT'S THE BIG?
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪
COME ON, HAN, BOOK TIME.
NOW TURN THE PAGE.
OK, EXTEND THE ARM.
PAGE... PAGE? UGH.
PAGE.
OH, HER FIRST WORD.
I TAUGHT HER THAT!
RON, YOU REALIZE THAT
EVERY MOMENT WITH HANA
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A LEARNING EXPERIENCE,
RIGHT?
YEAH, IF YOU DON'T FOCUS
HER ENERGY, K.P.,
SHE WILL BE BOUNCING
OFF THE WALLS.
OH, NO, OK, SHE'S LOOSE!
SHE'S LOOSE!
RELAX, IT'S NO BIG.
I'LL JUST, UM, UH...
NOW, SEE, THIS IS
WHAT I WAS SAYING.
[GIGGLING]
I GOT HER. I'VE... HEY!
HAN, HEY, HEY, HEY, WHOA!
[COOING]
SO, THIS IS,
LIKE, A TODDLER THING?
THIS ISN'T EVEN A FLIPPIE THING.
HOW DID SHE...
I MEAN, SHE'S JUST A...
AND THE WALKING ON THE CEILING.
RON, THE CEILING!
WELCOME TO
EXTREME BABYSITTING, KIM.
I THINK I'D LIKE
TO KNOW MORE ABOUT
THIS AGENCY WHO
HANDLED HANA'S ADOPTION.
MORE LIKE "SECRET AGENCY."
MEANING?
A FRONT FOR
A COVERT WEAPONS DIVISION
WHO MAKES SUPER BABIES.
YOU KNOW,
L-LIKE PROJECT JUGGERTOT.
Mrs. Stoppable: KNOCK, KNOCK.
HOW'D EVERYTHING GO?
IT WAS... INTERESTING.
NOW, YOUR SISTER
DIDN'T GIVE YOU
ANY TROUBLE, DID SHE?
UH...
OH, SWEET LITTLE HANA?
[KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
Wade: HEY, KIM,
HOW'S THE SITTER?
OH, THE USUAL, SORT OF.
HEH HEH,
YOU GOT SOMETHING, WADE?
BREAK IN AT THE MUSEUM
OF ANCIENT ARTIFACTS
AND ANTIQUITIES.
[GASPS] NOT THE MAAA.!
YOU'VE BEEN?
UM, NOT SINCE... EVER.
THOUGH SO.
ANYTHING SIGNIF MISSING?
YOU MEAN LIKE ARTIFACTS
FROM A SECRET SECT
OF MANDRILL MONKS?
MONKEY FIST!
AW, YOU KNOW, I WAS
TOTALLY GOING TO SAY THAT.
OH, WHAT A SURPRISE!
THE CHEER SQUAD.
YEP, AND I WORKED UP
A SPECIAL ROUTINE
JUST FOR YOU.
DON'T THINK YOU'LL LIKE
THE BIG FINISH, THOUGH.
WELL, DON'T LET ME
KEEP YOU FROM ENJOYING
THE EXHIBIT.
THESE ARTIFACTS
ARE SIMPLY PRICELESS.
IT WOULD BE A SHAME
IF ILL FORTUNE WERE
TO BEFALL THEM.
WHOA!
[MONKEYS SCREECHING]
KIM! I SEE THEM.
RON!
I GOT 'EM, I GOT 'EM!
HERE. WHOA, WHOA!
OH, SO, I SEE
THE MYSTERIOUS WEAPON
HAS A NAME.
FASCINATING.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
THE LOCATION IS REVEALED!
TO ONLY ME.
WHOA, CAREFUL!
CHEER SQUAD. SIS...
BOOM-BAH.
HEY!
I DON'T WANT
TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE.
JUST KNOW THAT
OUR NEXT ENCOUNTER
WILL BE AT A TIME
OF MY CHOOSING.
AND THEN, MY DEAR CHILDREN,
NOT EVEN YOUR HAN CAN SAVE YOU.
[LAUGHING]
HAN? HAN?
WHY IS THE MONKEY MAN
TALKING ABOUT
MY BABY SISTER?
NO IDEA.
BUT I THINK IT'S TIME
WE GET SOME SERIOUS 4-1-1
ON HANA STOPPABLE.
SO, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT HANA'S ADOPTION AGENCY?
YOU MEAN, ASIDE FROM IT BEING
A SECRET COVER
FOR PROJECT TOT KWON DO?
YEAH, ASIDE FROM THAT.
[KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
HEY, WADE, YOU GET ANY TRACTION
ON THAT SCROLL
MONKEY FIST DUSTED?
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS THAT THE MUSEUM
DID SCAN A COPY OF IT
WHEN THEY ADDED IT
TO THEIR COLLECTION.
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
I DETERMINED IT'S A MAP
TO THE HIDDEN VALLEYS
OF A SIMIAN CANYON.
AND, GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT IT MENTIONS THE HAN A LOT.
HAN? W-WHAT DOES IT SAY?
WELL, THAT'S THE BAD NEWS.
WITHOUT THE OTHER
HALF OF THE SCROLL,
IT DOESN'T SAY MUCH.
LIKE, EVEN WHERE
SIMIAN CANYON IS.
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HAN?
WELL, THERE'S
SOME CONNECTION
BETWEEN HAN AND... AND...
WHAT?!
A DARK DESTROYER
CALLED THE YONO.
OH, NO. DARK DESTROYER.
PFFT, NO BIG.
IF WE HAD A NICKEL
FOR EVERY ONE OF THOSE
WE SMACKED DOWN, RIGHT?
YEAH, WE'D HAVE MANY NICKELS.
Wade: IT'S NOT
AN ADOPTION AGENCY.
IT'S...
Kim: A PET STORE?
SO, MY SISTER
CAME FROM A PET STORE?
ARE WE SURE THIS PLACE IS LEGIT?
[SNIFFING]
OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'D RECOGNIZE
THAT SWEET BOUQUET
OF HAMSTERS AND GUPPIES
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
THOUGH I MUST SAY,
I'M UNIMPRESSED WITH THEIR
LIMITED CHEW TOY SELECTION.
BLAH!
CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, YEAH, SHOW US TO
YOUR BIN OF SUPER
NINJA BABIES, PLEASE.
UH, WE DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF CHEW TOYS
IF THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.
HI, UM, YEAH,
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
THIS STORE HAS BEEN HERE?
THIS IS OUR GRAND OPENING.
NOT SO GRAND TO ME.
ANY SCOOP ON
THE PREVIOUS TENANT?
SORRY, LONG GONE
BEFORE WE GOT HERE.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
AHH, THE SCROLL, THE STORE.
ALL OUR LEADS ARE DEAD ENDS.
HEY, YOU KNOW,
WE ARE STILL GETTING
JUNK MAIL FROM BEFORE.
SWEET!
OH, NO WAY!
WHO IS IT? WHO'S THE TENANT?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT LOOK AT THIS DEAL
ON CARPET CLEANING.
HOW CAN THEY AFFORD
TO STAY IN BUSINESS?
THE ADDRESS, RON,
WHO WAS IT SENT TO?
Both: THE YAMANOUCHI
ADOPTION AGENCY.
YAMANOUCHI?
CARE OF MR. SENSEI?
HAN REALLY IS A NINJA BABY?
OK, WEIRD, HEAVILY WEIRD.
WHY DID SENSEI POSE
AS AN ADOPTION AGENCY
TO SECRETLY HOOK ME UP
WITH A BABY NINJA SISTER?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT YOU JUST SAID
IS ACTUALLY SOUNDING
PLAUSIBLE TO ME.
WIPES, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH WIPES?
MOM, THE DIAPER BAG IS STOCKED.
YOU'RE A TERRIFIC
BIG BROTHER, RONNIE.
IT'S NICE THAT
YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME
WITH YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
OH, IT'S JUST A QUICK
DAY TRIP TO JAPAN, MOM.
OK, CATCH YOU LATER.
SEE, YOUR MOM SAID
YOU WERE A GOOD BIG BROTHER,
SO, IT MUST BE TRUE.
YEAH, UNTIL HAN
BUSTS OUT OF THE BABY BAG
AN DECIDES
TO DO LAPS ON THE WING.
OK, COME ON, HAN,
HERE, COME HERE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY
THE BOOK AGAIN, OK?
THIS TIME, USE YOUR WHOLE ARM.
PAGE, PAGE.
[GIGGLES] HAN...
OK, HANA, THIS IS THE GOOD PART.
WHEE!
WHOA, WHOA!
[LAUGHING]
AND THIS IS THE BAD PART.
[GIGGLING]
THIS IS KIND OF SPOOKY.
OOH.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
OH,
HUH, HEY!
UHH!
KIM POSSIBLE, IT IS YOU!
I AM SO SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION.
YORI?
YORI?
YORI!
HA, HOW'S MY FAVORITE NINJA?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, LITTLE HAN.
[COOING]
AH, BABY ALWAYS GETS THE LOVE.
MY APOLOGIES, STOPPABLE-SAN,
BUT HAN IS LIKE
A LITTLE SISTER TO ME.
YEAH, ME TOO.
I MEAN, SINCE WE GOT HER
FROM THE PET STORE.
SENSEI, HE HAS
BEEN EXPECTING YOU,
STOPPABLE-SAN.
THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
HE FORGOT TO GIVE ME
THE INSTRUCTION BOOK
TO MY WILD, LITTLE,
SUPER NINJA SISTER.
INSTRUCTION BOOK?
YEAH, WE JUST HAVE
A FEW QUESTIONS,
AND WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
OH, I SEE,
BY SUGGESTING
YOU WOULD LEAVE US
IN OUR TIME OF NEED,
YOU ARE
MAKING MORE OF YOUR
AMERICAN-STYLE JOKES.
HEH HEH, YEAH.
SAY WHA... WAIT, WHAT?
YORI, ABOUT THAT
TIME OF NEED THING.
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
ONLY SENSEI AND I
REMAIN AS GUARDIANS.
EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN
SENT AWAY FOR SAFETY.
SAFETY?
SENSEI ANTICIPATES BAD EVENTS.
BUT, LIKE, ACCIDENTALLY
LOSING MY PANTS IN PUBLIC
KINDA BAD?
OR, LIKE, EATING
A PLATE OF NACOS
AND FINDING A HAIR
IN THE CHEESE KINDA BAD?
EWW.
Sensei:
THOUGH THIS HAIR CONUNDRUM
YOU SPEAK OF SOUNDS BAD,
I DO FEAR SOMETHING MUCH WORSE.
SENSEI?
MONKEY FIST WILL UNEARTH YONO.
THE DESTROYER? THAT YONO?
OK, WORSE THAN HAIRY CHEESE.
[THUNDER]
THAT'S IT, KEEP DIGGING.
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE,
I CAN FEEL IT.
YES, YES, LET ME SEE IT.
[RUMBLING]
[SCREECHING]
YES, YES!
THE DARK TEMPLE OF THE YONO!
[CHANTING]
I AM YONO!
THE DESTROYER, REALLY?
WORD.
SO, YOU CLAIM TO BE
THE GREAT DESTROYER?
WHAT PART OF
YONO THE DESTROYER
CONFUSES YOU?
THE SHORT PART.
OH, I'M IMPRESSED,
BUT NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED.
AH, AH, AH,
THIS TIME WITHOUT
THE CHEAP LIGHT SHOW.
SO IT SHALL BE.
NO FLASH, JUST CRASH.
[MONKEYS SHRIEKING]
HMM, WANT YOU TO SEE MORE?
OH, YES.
IN FACT,
I WANT TO SEE IT ALL
WHEN YOU CRUSH MY ENEMIES.
SO, YOU ARE WILLING
TO FOLLOW THE DARK PATH
OF THE YONO?
YES, LEAD ME TO MY DESTINY
THROUGH YOUR POWER!
AS IT IS TO BE WISHED.
NOW THAT THE YONO IS MINE,
SOON, TOO, SHALL I HAVE THE HAN.
I WI... EXCUSE ME,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO SCHOOL.
OK, WAIT A MINUTE,
LET ME SEE IF I'VE
GOT THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU SECRETLY PLACED
HAN IN MY FAMILY
SO I COULD PREPARE HER
FOR A SHOWDOWN
WITH A MALEVOLENT,
MYSTIC MONKEY?
Both: CORRECT.
Ron: SO, WHY DIDN'T
ANYONE TELL ME?!
THIS IS MY WAY OF TELLING YOU.
OH, I SEE,
YES, YES, INTERESTING.
WELL, UM, IF I HAD KNOWN
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
TEACHING HER NINJA SKILLS,
I WOULD HAVE, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE TAUGHT HER
SOME NINJA SKILLS!
AAH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
I CAN'T EVEN TEACH HER
HOW TO TURN A PAGE IN A BOOK,
MUCH LESS
TAKE OUT SOME EVIL DUDE.
I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK AT THIS!
♪ ...DOING THE FLIPPIE DANCE ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪
SEE, RON TRY TEACH DANCE.
BABY NO DANCE, NO DANCE!
[PANTING]
RON, ARE YOU OK?
NO, I'M NOT OK.
MY BABY SISTER
IS GOING TO BE CRUSHED
BY AN EVIL ENTITY
BECAUSE I'M
THE WORST BIG BROTHER
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
DON'T WORRY, WE WON'T LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HANA.
WE WILL FIGHT
TO OUR LAST BREATH.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
TAKE TIME WITH HAN
TO REFLECT ON THE VALUE OF
YOUR RELATIONSHIP
AS BROTHER AND SISTER.
SURELY YOUR TIME HAS NOT
BEEN COMPLETELY WASTED.
BROTHER.
[GIGGLING] POOR HAN,
SO BLISSFULLY INNOCENT
AND UNPREPARED
FOR YOUR BIG SHOWDOWN.
ALL THANKS TO ME.
[BABY TALK]
HUH, HEY, THANKS, KIDDO.
WELL, I GUESS IF NOTHING ELSE,
I'VE TAUGHT YOU THE VALUE
OF A FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU.
WHO'S A BOOBAH?
[GIGGLES]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
PAGE.
HEY, HEY, HEY,
THAT'S RIGHT, PAGE.
HAN, CAN YOU TURN THE PAGE?
PAGE.
[YELLING]
[LAUGHING] HAN, YOU ROCK. WHOA!
MAYBE I WAS TEACHING YOU
MORE THAN I REALIZED.
BROTHER.
OH, COME ON, SISTER,
WE'VE GOT TO SHOW THIS OFF.
[THUNDER]
THE TIME, IT IS UPON US.
Monkey Fist:
OH, YOO-HOO, YONO CALLING.
Yono: HELLO?
AH, THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
ON THE CONTRARY,
YOU ARE MOST UNWELCOME HERE.
SURRENDER THE HAN,
AND I'LL SPARE YOU
MY WRATH.
YEAH, THAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN, LIKE, NEVER.
NEVER MAY BE
SOONER THAN YOU THINK.
THE HAN. NOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH
RON'S BABY SISTER ANYWAY?
LOOKING FOR
AN INTELLECTUAL PEER?
SO HILARIOUS.
I DARESAY I FORGOT TO...
LAUGH...
THE INFANT! HOW BLIND I'VE BEEN.
THE HAN ISN'T A WEAPON,
IT'S A PERSON.
INTERESTING.
FINISH THEM.
OH, YEAH, UH-HUH, WE BAD.
OHH.
SENSEI, ARE...
NO!
[LAUGHING]
YORI!
[GASPS]
K.P.!
GUESS... WHAT?
YORI!
STOPPABLE-SAN.
OH, NO. KIM?
IT IS UP TO YOU AND HAN NOW.
NO, NO...
[RUMBLING]
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
ADMIRING MY HANDIWORK?
MONKEY FIST! DUDE,
YOU ARE GOING DOWN, HARD.
GIVE ME THE HAN, BOY,
OR YOU WILL REGRET IT,
I PROMISE YOU.
OH, OH, OH, HOW COULD YOU...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE GOING DOWN,
UH, HARDER! YEAH!
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
WHOA!
COME TO ME, HAN.
I WILL RAISE YOU AS MY OWN
AND SCHOOL YOU IN MONKEY EVIL.
STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!
HI!
AAH, WHERE ARE
MY MONKEY POWERS
WHEN I NEED 'EM?
COME, HAN, COME WITH ME,
AND TOGETHER
WE WILL RULE THE WORLD
WITH THE DESTRUCTIVE
POWER OF THE YONO!
HAH!
WHAT... WHAT, HOW ARE YOU?
C-CUT THAT OUT.
HEY!
ALLOWING ME.
HAN!
♪ BOOGIE IN YOUR JAMMIES ♪
♪ BOOGIE IN YOUR PANTS ♪
♪ BOOGIE WITH YOUR GRANNIES ♪
♪ DOING THE FLIPPIE DANCE ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ BOOGIE WITH YOUR BODIES ♪
♪ COME ON, TAKE A CHANCE ♪
♪ BOOGIE ALL THE MORNING ♪
♪ DOING THE FLIPPIE DANCE ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
GO, HAN!
WHAT ARE YOU...
NO. GO AWAY!
ALL RIGHT!
HEY!
UNH, UHH, AWW.
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA LA ♪
WHAT ARE YOU...
OH, NO.
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
[LAUGHING]
YOU HAVE DEFEATED
HE WHO HAS UNEARTHED ME.
AND NOW, AS AGREED,
HE WILL FIND HIS DESTINY
FOLLOWING THE PATH OF THE YONO!
OH!
OW!
RON?
RON!
KIM!
[LAUGHING]
OH, WAY TO GO, HAN!
YOU TOTALLY SAVED THE DAY!
AND SHE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT HER FLIPPIE-LOVING
BIG BROTHER.
[RUMBLING]
UM, WHERE'S MONKEY FIST?
PATH OF THE YONO.
PATH OF THE YONO...
WE OWE YOU A GREAT DEBT,
STOPPABLE-SAN.
AND KIM POSSIBLE.
AND DON'T FORGET
LITTLE STOPPABLE HAN.
WE COULD NEVER
FORGET LITTLE HAN.
YEAH, SHE'S KINDA HARD TO MISS.
OHH.
[HANA LAUGHING]
HEY, KIDS, WE'RE HOME.
I HOPE HANA WASN'T TOO MUCH...
TROUBLE?
RONALD, DID YOU
CARBO LOAD YOUR SISTER?
NO, DAD, HAN IS A SUPER,
WORLD-SAVING, NINJA BABY.
WAIT, YOU KNEW THIS?
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?
THIS IS MY WAY OF TELLING YOU.
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♪ BOOGIE IN YOUR JAMMIES... ♪
COME ON, HAN, WERE GOING
TO SKIP YOU PAST WALKING
AND JUMP RIGHT INTO
THE MAD DANCING MOVES.
WHOA, FLIPPIES!
TAKE 5, KIDDO,
BUT STUDY THAT LEGWORK.
SO, MR. BABYSITTER,
THE LITTLE ONE
GOT YOU FRAZZLED YET?
FRAZZLED?
THERE'S NO FRAZZLE HERE.
YOU'RE TALKING
TO BIG BROTHER, KIM,
IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD.
NO DOUBT, RON,
IT'S JUST THAT
BABIES CAN BE KIND OF...
DRIPER IN THE DIAPER?
A HANDFUL.
GOT IT COVERED. NOW, CHECK IT.
MEET THE FLIPPIES,
FLIPPIES BEACH PARTY,
FLIPPIECIZE,
AND THEIR NEWEST DVD,
SIMPLY TITLED, FLIPPIN'.
THE FLIPPIES?
OF PARTY ON THE POTTY FAME?
OH, DON'T HARSH THE FLIP, K.P.
SINGING,
DANCING AT THE SAME TIME.
THE KIDS LOVE THE FLIPPIES!
AND APPARENTLY
SOME TEENAGERS, TOO.
WERE IT NOT FOR
PARTY ON THE POTTY,
I'D STILL BE IN DIAPERS TODAY.
BUT, RON, THAT DVD
HAS ONLY BEEN OUT
FOR, LIKE, 2 YEARS.
OH, TIME FLIES.
OH, LOOKS LIKE
HAN'S ON THE MOVE.
DON'T LET HER OUT OF
YOUR SIGHT FOR EVEN A SEC.
TRUST ME.
BIG BROTHER.
MR. DISTRACTIBLE.
OH, PLEASE, I HELP YOU
DEFEAT MEGAVILLAINS,
I THINK I CAN HANDLE
MY OWN BABY SISTER.
[GIGGLING]
AAH.
OH, BOY.
THE CEILING...
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
GET HANDPRINTS ON THE...
[SCREAM] AAH, MOM!
RONALD!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT,
IT WAS HAN, SHE... SHE...
WALKING!
OUR LITTLE GIRL IS WALKING.
OH, BABY'S FIRST STEPS.
HEH HEH, YEAH, CUTE.
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH! ♪
♪ I'M YOUR BASIC, AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHIN' I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪
♪ I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
HAN IS TODDLING?
OH, YOU MUST BE SO PSYCHED!
OK, YOU KNOW,
YES TO PSYCH, BUT CAN WE
GET BACK TO THE POINT?
THAT WASN'T THE POINT?
NO, THE POINT IS
WHAT KIND OF BIG BROTHER
CAN'T EVEN HANDLE
HIS OWN BABY SISTER?
I TRIED TO WARN YOU.
HANDPRINTS ON THE CEILING,
KIM, THE CEILING!
UH-HUH.
I'M TELLING YOU, K.P.,
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HAN,
SOMETHING... DIFFERENT.
IMAGINE,
DEFEATED BY A MERE INFANT!
OH, MONTY, WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?
I FOUND THE KEYS,
UNLOCKED THE SHRINES.
SO CLOSE TO MY ULTIMATE GOAL,
THE MONKEY MYSTIC WEAPON.
THANKS TO THE GROWING LIST
OF YOUNG PEOPLE I LOATHE,
I NEVER EVEN DISCOVERED
WHAT THE TRUE NATURE
OF THE WEAPON WAS,
MUCH LESS ITS NAME.
UGH, SEE?
I TOLD YOU
SCRAPBOOKING THE INCIDENT
WOULD NOT MAKE ME
FEEL ANY BETTER.
BUT I KNOW WHAT WILL...
YONO THE DESTROYER.
2 SIDES OF THE SAME
MYSTICAL FORCE.
I NEED ONLY UNLEASH THE YONO,
AND IT WILL LEAD ME
RIGHT TO ITS COUNTERPART,
THE ELUSIVE WEAPON.
WE NEED ONLY
ACQUIRE THE MISSING HALF
OF THIS SCROLL
TO LOCATE THE YONO.
THEN WITH BOTH
THE YONO AND THE WEAPON
IN MY POSSESSION,
I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!
[GIGGLING]
SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
AN ALL-POWERFUL DESTROYER
OF BABYSITTERS,
BUT THEN, THEY NEVER DO.
ANOTHER DINNER, DAD?
BECOMING
ACTUARY OF THE YEAR
HAS MADE ME
VERY POPULAR
ON THE LECTURE CIRCUIT.
IT'S SWEET OF YOU TO HELP RON
BABY-SIT OUR LITTLE HANA.
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FLIPPIES.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.
YOU KNOW, BIG BRO'S
GOT IT ALL UNDER CONTROL.
AAH, I'M IN OVER MY HEAD!
WATER RISING, WATER RISING!
IT'S OK, RON,
YOUR PARENTS HAVE
FAITH IN YOU,
AND SO DO I.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
KIM, HANA IS... [GASPS]
MOVING! SHE'S MOVING!
RON...
[HANA COOING]
HAN?
HOW DID YOU...
AAH!
SEE? WHAT'S THE BIG?
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪
COME ON, HAN, BOOK TIME.
NOW TURN THE PAGE.
OK, EXTEND THE ARM.
PAGE... PAGE? UGH.
PAGE.
OH, HER FIRST WORD.
I TAUGHT HER THAT!
RON, YOU REALIZE THAT
EVERY MOMENT WITH HANA
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A LEARNING EXPERIENCE,
RIGHT?
YEAH, IF YOU DON'T FOCUS
HER ENERGY, K.P.,
SHE WILL BE BOUNCING
OFF THE WALLS.
OH, NO, OK, SHE'S LOOSE!
SHE'S LOOSE!
RELAX, IT'S NO BIG.
I'LL JUST, UM, UH...
NOW, SEE, THIS IS
WHAT I WAS SAYING.
[GIGGLING]
I GOT HER. I'VE... HEY!
HAN, HEY, HEY, HEY, WHOA!
[COOING]
SO, THIS IS,
LIKE, A TODDLER THING?
THIS ISN'T EVEN A FLIPPIE THING.
HOW DID SHE...
I MEAN, SHE'S JUST A...
AND THE WALKING ON THE CEILING.
RON, THE CEILING!
WELCOME TO
EXTREME BABYSITTING, KIM.
I THINK I'D LIKE
TO KNOW MORE ABOUT
THIS AGENCY WHO
HANDLED HANA'S ADOPTION.
MORE LIKE "SECRET AGENCY."
MEANING?
A FRONT FOR
A COVERT WEAPONS DIVISION
WHO MAKES SUPER BABIES.
YOU KNOW,
L-LIKE PROJECT JUGGERTOT.
Mrs. Stoppable: KNOCK, KNOCK.
HOW'D EVERYTHING GO?
IT WAS... INTERESTING.
NOW, YOUR SISTER
DIDN'T GIVE YOU
ANY TROUBLE, DID SHE?
UH...
OH, SWEET LITTLE HANA?
[KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
Wade: HEY, KIM,
HOW'S THE SITTER?
OH, THE USUAL, SORT OF.
HEH HEH,
YOU GOT SOMETHING, WADE?
BREAK IN AT THE MUSEUM
OF ANCIENT ARTIFACTS
AND ANTIQUITIES.
[GASPS] NOT THE MAAA.!
YOU'VE BEEN?
UM, NOT SINCE... EVER.
THOUGH SO.
ANYTHING SIGNIF MISSING?
YOU MEAN LIKE ARTIFACTS
FROM A SECRET SECT
OF MANDRILL MONKS?
MONKEY FIST!
AW, YOU KNOW, I WAS
TOTALLY GOING TO SAY THAT.
OH, WHAT A SURPRISE!
THE CHEER SQUAD.
YEP, AND I WORKED UP
A SPECIAL ROUTINE
JUST FOR YOU.
DON'T THINK YOU'LL LIKE
THE BIG FINISH, THOUGH.
WELL, DON'T LET ME
KEEP YOU FROM ENJOYING
THE EXHIBIT.
THESE ARTIFACTS
ARE SIMPLY PRICELESS.
IT WOULD BE A SHAME
IF ILL FORTUNE WERE
TO BEFALL THEM.
WHOA!
[MONKEYS SCREECHING]
KIM! I SEE THEM.
RON!
I GOT 'EM, I GOT 'EM!
HERE. WHOA, WHOA!
OH, SO, I SEE
THE MYSTERIOUS WEAPON
HAS A NAME.
FASCINATING.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
THE LOCATION IS REVEALED!
TO ONLY ME.
WHOA, CAREFUL!
CHEER SQUAD. SIS...
BOOM-BAH.
HEY!
I DON'T WANT
TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE.
JUST KNOW THAT
OUR NEXT ENCOUNTER
WILL BE AT A TIME
OF MY CHOOSING.
AND THEN, MY DEAR CHILDREN,
NOT EVEN YOUR HAN CAN SAVE YOU.
[LAUGHING]
HAN? HAN?
WHY IS THE MONKEY MAN
TALKING ABOUT
MY BABY SISTER?
NO IDEA.
BUT I THINK IT'S TIME
WE GET SOME SERIOUS 4-1-1
ON HANA STOPPABLE.
SO, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT HANA'S ADOPTION AGENCY?
YOU MEAN, ASIDE FROM IT BEING
A SECRET COVER
FOR PROJECT TOT KWON DO?
YEAH, ASIDE FROM THAT.
[KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
HEY, WADE, YOU GET ANY TRACTION
ON THAT SCROLL
MONKEY FIST DUSTED?
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS THAT THE MUSEUM
DID SCAN A COPY OF IT
WHEN THEY ADDED IT
TO THEIR COLLECTION.
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
I DETERMINED IT'S A MAP
TO THE HIDDEN VALLEYS
OF A SIMIAN CANYON.
AND, GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT IT MENTIONS THE HAN A LOT.
HAN? W-WHAT DOES IT SAY?
WELL, THAT'S THE BAD NEWS.
WITHOUT THE OTHER
HALF OF THE SCROLL,
IT DOESN'T SAY MUCH.
LIKE, EVEN WHERE
SIMIAN CANYON IS.
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT HAN?
WELL, THERE'S
SOME CONNECTION
BETWEEN HAN AND... AND...
WHAT?!
A DARK DESTROYER
CALLED THE YONO.
OH, NO. DARK DESTROYER.
PFFT, NO BIG.
IF WE HAD A NICKEL
FOR EVERY ONE OF THOSE
WE SMACKED DOWN, RIGHT?
YEAH, WE'D HAVE MANY NICKELS.
Wade: IT'S NOT
AN ADOPTION AGENCY.
IT'S...
Kim: A PET STORE?
SO, MY SISTER
CAME FROM A PET STORE?
ARE WE SURE THIS PLACE IS LEGIT?
[SNIFFING]
OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'D RECOGNIZE
THAT SWEET BOUQUET
OF HAMSTERS AND GUPPIES
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
THOUGH I MUST SAY,
I'M UNIMPRESSED WITH THEIR
LIMITED CHEW TOY SELECTION.
BLAH!
CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, YEAH, SHOW US TO
YOUR BIN OF SUPER
NINJA BABIES, PLEASE.
UH, WE DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF CHEW TOYS
IF THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.
HI, UM, YEAH,
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
THIS STORE HAS BEEN HERE?
THIS IS OUR GRAND OPENING.
NOT SO GRAND TO ME.
ANY SCOOP ON
THE PREVIOUS TENANT?
SORRY, LONG GONE
BEFORE WE GOT HERE.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
AHH, THE SCROLL, THE STORE.
ALL OUR LEADS ARE DEAD ENDS.
HEY, YOU KNOW,
WE ARE STILL GETTING
JUNK MAIL FROM BEFORE.
SWEET!
OH, NO WAY!
WHO IS IT? WHO'S THE TENANT?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT LOOK AT THIS DEAL
ON CARPET CLEANING.
HOW CAN THEY AFFORD
TO STAY IN BUSINESS?
THE ADDRESS, RON,
WHO WAS IT SENT TO?
Both: THE YAMANOUCHI
ADOPTION AGENCY.
YAMANOUCHI?
CARE OF MR. SENSEI?
HAN REALLY IS A NINJA BABY?
OK, WEIRD, HEAVILY WEIRD.
WHY DID SENSEI POSE
AS AN ADOPTION AGENCY
TO SECRETLY HOOK ME UP
WITH A BABY NINJA SISTER?
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT YOU JUST SAID
IS ACTUALLY SOUNDING
PLAUSIBLE TO ME.
WIPES, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH WIPES?
MOM, THE DIAPER BAG IS STOCKED.
YOU'RE A TERRIFIC
BIG BROTHER, RONNIE.
IT'S NICE THAT
YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME
WITH YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
OH, IT'S JUST A QUICK
DAY TRIP TO JAPAN, MOM.
OK, CATCH YOU LATER.
SEE, YOUR MOM SAID
YOU WERE A GOOD BIG BROTHER,
SO, IT MUST BE TRUE.
YEAH, UNTIL HAN
BUSTS OUT OF THE BABY BAG
AN DECIDES
TO DO LAPS ON THE WING.
OK, COME ON, HAN,
HERE, COME HERE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY
THE BOOK AGAIN, OK?
THIS TIME, USE YOUR WHOLE ARM.
PAGE, PAGE.
[GIGGLES] HAN...
OK, HANA, THIS IS THE GOOD PART.
WHEE!
WHOA, WHOA!
[LAUGHING]
AND THIS IS THE BAD PART.
[GIGGLING]
THIS IS KIND OF SPOOKY.
OOH.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
OH,
HUH, HEY!
UHH!
KIM POSSIBLE, IT IS YOU!
I AM SO SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION.
YORI?
YORI?
YORI!
HA, HOW'S MY FAVORITE NINJA?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, LITTLE HAN.
[COOING]
AH, BABY ALWAYS GETS THE LOVE.
MY APOLOGIES, STOPPABLE-SAN,
BUT HAN IS LIKE
A LITTLE SISTER TO ME.
YEAH, ME TOO.
I MEAN, SINCE WE GOT HER
FROM THE PET STORE.
SENSEI, HE HAS
BEEN EXPECTING YOU,
STOPPABLE-SAN.
THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
HE FORGOT TO GIVE ME
THE INSTRUCTION BOOK
TO MY WILD, LITTLE,
SUPER NINJA SISTER.
INSTRUCTION BOOK?
YEAH, WE JUST HAVE
A FEW QUESTIONS,
AND WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
OH, I SEE,
BY SUGGESTING
YOU WOULD LEAVE US
IN OUR TIME OF NEED,
YOU ARE
MAKING MORE OF YOUR
AMERICAN-STYLE JOKES.
HEH HEH, YEAH.
SAY WHA... WAIT, WHAT?
YORI, ABOUT THAT
TIME OF NEED THING.
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
ONLY SENSEI AND I
REMAIN AS GUARDIANS.
EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN
SENT AWAY FOR SAFETY.
SAFETY?
SENSEI ANTICIPATES BAD EVENTS.
BUT, LIKE, ACCIDENTALLY
LOSING MY PANTS IN PUBLIC
KINDA BAD?
OR, LIKE, EATING
A PLATE OF NACOS
AND FINDING A HAIR
IN THE CHEESE KINDA BAD?
EWW.
Sensei:
THOUGH THIS HAIR CONUNDRUM
YOU SPEAK OF SOUNDS BAD,
I DO FEAR SOMETHING MUCH WORSE.
SENSEI?
MONKEY FIST WILL UNEARTH YONO.
THE DESTROYER? THAT YONO?
OK, WORSE THAN HAIRY CHEESE.
[THUNDER]
THAT'S IT, KEEP DIGGING.
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE,
I CAN FEEL IT.
YES, YES, LET ME SEE IT.
[RUMBLING]
[SCREECHING]
YES, YES!
THE DARK TEMPLE OF THE YONO!
[CHANTING]
I AM YONO!
THE DESTROYER, REALLY?
WORD.
SO, YOU CLAIM TO BE
THE GREAT DESTROYER?
WHAT PART OF
YONO THE DESTROYER
CONFUSES YOU?
THE SHORT PART.
OH, I'M IMPRESSED,
BUT NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED.
AH, AH, AH,
THIS TIME WITHOUT
THE CHEAP LIGHT SHOW.
SO IT SHALL BE.
NO FLASH, JUST CRASH.
[MONKEYS SHRIEKING]
HMM, WANT YOU TO SEE MORE?
OH, YES.
IN FACT,
I WANT TO SEE IT ALL
WHEN YOU CRUSH MY ENEMIES.
SO, YOU ARE WILLING
TO FOLLOW THE DARK PATH
OF THE YONO?
YES, LEAD ME TO MY DESTINY
THROUGH YOUR POWER!
AS IT IS TO BE WISHED.
NOW THAT THE YONO IS MINE,
SOON, TOO, SHALL I HAVE THE HAN.
I WI... EXCUSE ME,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO SCHOOL.
OK, WAIT A MINUTE,
LET ME SEE IF I'VE
GOT THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU SECRETLY PLACED
HAN IN MY FAMILY
SO I COULD PREPARE HER
FOR A SHOWDOWN
WITH A MALEVOLENT,
MYSTIC MONKEY?
Both: CORRECT.
Ron: SO, WHY DIDN'T
ANYONE TELL ME?!
THIS IS MY WAY OF TELLING YOU.
OH, I SEE,
YES, YES, INTERESTING.
WELL, UM, IF I HAD KNOWN
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
TEACHING HER NINJA SKILLS,
I WOULD HAVE, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE TAUGHT HER
SOME NINJA SKILLS!
AAH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
I CAN'T EVEN TEACH HER
HOW TO TURN A PAGE IN A BOOK,
MUCH LESS
TAKE OUT SOME EVIL DUDE.
I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK AT THIS!
♪ ...DOING THE FLIPPIE DANCE ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪
SEE, RON TRY TEACH DANCE.
BABY NO DANCE, NO DANCE!
[PANTING]
RON, ARE YOU OK?
NO, I'M NOT OK.
MY BABY SISTER
IS GOING TO BE CRUSHED
BY AN EVIL ENTITY
BECAUSE I'M
THE WORST BIG BROTHER
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
DON'T WORRY, WE WON'T LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HANA.
WE WILL FIGHT
TO OUR LAST BREATH.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD
TAKE TIME WITH HAN
TO REFLECT ON THE VALUE OF
YOUR RELATIONSHIP
AS BROTHER AND SISTER.
SURELY YOUR TIME HAS NOT
BEEN COMPLETELY WASTED.
BROTHER.
[GIGGLING] POOR HAN,
SO BLISSFULLY INNOCENT
AND UNPREPARED
FOR YOUR BIG SHOWDOWN.
ALL THANKS TO ME.
[BABY TALK]
HUH, HEY, THANKS, KIDDO.
WELL, I GUESS IF NOTHING ELSE,
I'VE TAUGHT YOU THE VALUE
OF A FAMILY THAT LOVES YOU.
WHO'S A BOOBAH?
[GIGGLES]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
PAGE.
HEY, HEY, HEY,
THAT'S RIGHT, PAGE.
HAN, CAN YOU TURN THE PAGE?
PAGE.
[YELLING]
[LAUGHING] HAN, YOU ROCK. WHOA!
MAYBE I WAS TEACHING YOU
MORE THAN I REALIZED.
BROTHER.
OH, COME ON, SISTER,
WE'VE GOT TO SHOW THIS OFF.
[THUNDER]
THE TIME, IT IS UPON US.
Monkey Fist:
OH, YOO-HOO, YONO CALLING.
Yono: HELLO?
AH, THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
ON THE CONTRARY,
YOU ARE MOST UNWELCOME HERE.
SURRENDER THE HAN,
AND I'LL SPARE YOU
MY WRATH.
YEAH, THAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN, LIKE, NEVER.
NEVER MAY BE
SOONER THAN YOU THINK.
THE HAN. NOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH
RON'S BABY SISTER ANYWAY?
LOOKING FOR
AN INTELLECTUAL PEER?
SO HILARIOUS.
I DARESAY I FORGOT TO...
LAUGH...
THE INFANT! HOW BLIND I'VE BEEN.
THE HAN ISN'T A WEAPON,
IT'S A PERSON.
INTERESTING.
FINISH THEM.
OH, YEAH, UH-HUH, WE BAD.
OHH.
SENSEI, ARE...
NO!
[LAUGHING]
YORI!
[GASPS]
K.P.!
GUESS... WHAT?
YORI!
STOPPABLE-SAN.
OH, NO. KIM?
IT IS UP TO YOU AND HAN NOW.
NO, NO...
[RUMBLING]
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
ADMIRING MY HANDIWORK?
MONKEY FIST! DUDE,
YOU ARE GOING DOWN, HARD.
GIVE ME THE HAN, BOY,
OR YOU WILL REGRET IT,
I PROMISE YOU.
OH, OH, OH, HOW COULD YOU...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE GOING DOWN,
UH, HARDER! YEAH!
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
WHOA!
COME TO ME, HAN.
I WILL RAISE YOU AS MY OWN
AND SCHOOL YOU IN MONKEY EVIL.
STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!
HI!
AAH, WHERE ARE
MY MONKEY POWERS
WHEN I NEED 'EM?
COME, HAN, COME WITH ME,
AND TOGETHER
WE WILL RULE THE WORLD
WITH THE DESTRUCTIVE
POWER OF THE YONO!
HAH!
WHAT... WHAT, HOW ARE YOU?
C-CUT THAT OUT.
HEY!
ALLOWING ME.
HAN!
♪ BOOGIE IN YOUR JAMMIES ♪
♪ BOOGIE IN YOUR PANTS ♪
♪ BOOGIE WITH YOUR GRANNIES ♪
♪ DOING THE FLIPPIE DANCE ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ BOOGIE WITH YOUR BODIES ♪
♪ COME ON, TAKE A CHANCE ♪
♪ BOOGIE ALL THE MORNING ♪
♪ DOING THE FLIPPIE DANCE ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
GO, HAN!
WHAT ARE YOU...
NO. GO AWAY!
ALL RIGHT!
HEY!
UNH, UHH, AWW.
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA LA ♪
WHAT ARE YOU...
OH, NO.
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
[LAUGHING]
YOU HAVE DEFEATED
HE WHO HAS UNEARTHED ME.
AND NOW, AS AGREED,
HE WILL FIND HIS DESTINY
FOLLOWING THE PATH OF THE YONO!
OH!
OW!
RON?
RON!
KIM!
[LAUGHING]
OH, WAY TO GO, HAN!
YOU TOTALLY SAVED THE DAY!
AND SHE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT HER FLIPPIE-LOVING
BIG BROTHER.
[RUMBLING]
UM, WHERE'S MONKEY FIST?
PATH OF THE YONO.
PATH OF THE YONO...
WE OWE YOU A GREAT DEBT,
STOPPABLE-SAN.
AND KIM POSSIBLE.
AND DON'T FORGET
LITTLE STOPPABLE HAN.
WE COULD NEVER
FORGET LITTLE HAN.
YEAH, SHE'S KINDA HARD TO MISS.
OHH.
[HANA LAUGHING]
HEY, KIDS, WE'RE HOME.
I HOPE HANA WASN'T TOO MUCH...
TROUBLE?
RONALD, DID YOU
CARBO LOAD YOUR SISTER?
NO, DAD, HAN IS A SUPER,
WORLD-SAVING, NINJA BABY.
WAIT, YOU KNEW THIS?
AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?
THIS IS MY WAY OF TELLING YOU.