Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 15 - The Mentor of Our Discontent - full transcript

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[RON GROANING]

TEENY TINY TASTY BITS...

[GROANING]

IS NEITHER TEENY
NOR TINY!

ALMOST... ALMOST, HUH?

[SQUEALS]

OH, HEY, ROBO BUDDY,
THANKS FOR THE LIFT.

[ANGRY GIBBERISH]

WHOA, INSTANT
INVENTORY UPDATE.

SO, FRATERNIZING WITH
THE NEW STOCKBOTS
I SEE, STOPPABLE.

MR. BARKIN,
ROBOTS ARE THE WAY
OF THE FUTURE.



YEAH, I'VE SEEN IT
ON THE MOVIES
AND INFOMERCIAL CHANNEL.

REALLY? AND HOW
DID THAT WORK OUT?

UM, WELL, YEAH.

THE ROBOTS ENSLAVED HUMANITY
AND HARVESTED THEIR BRAINS.

EXACTLY! IT'S JUST
A MATTER OF TIME

BEFORE THESE STOCKBOTS
TAKE OVER OUR JOBS

AND THEN THE WORLD!

BUT YOU REALLY THINK SO?
BECAUSE I...

HEY, WAKE UP! THE ROBOS
WANT TO BE THE MAN!

WHICH MAN?

THE MAN THAT KEEPS US DOWN!

YOU PICK A SIDE, STOPPABLE,

BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

HI, MR. BARKIN.



POSSIBLE.

HE SEEMS EXTRA
BARK-INY TODAY.

STOCKBOT ISSUES.
SO, READY FOR LUNCH?

IT'S DOUBLE-TWIST TUESDAY!

PRETZELS FROM
SMARTY'S SNACK BAR AGAIN?

COULD WE MAYBE
GET SOMETHING ELSE?

UH, YEAH, BEST NOT, K.P.

ORDERING OFF
THE DAILY SPECIALS MENUS

PRESENTS A WHOLE SET
OF FRESHNESS CONCERNS.

[BELL DINGS]

OK, ONE SEC.
GOT AN INCOMING MESSAGE.

OH, NO.

RON, YOU OK?
WHAT IS IT?

UH, MARTIN SMARTY HIMSELF
IS COMING TO THE STORE.

TO SEE ME!

THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

HE'S THE ONE
WHO GAVE YOU THIS JOB.

NO, K.P., MR. SMARTY
ONLY SHOWS UP IF HE'S...

IF HE'S FIRING SOMEONE!

[BEEPING]

RON STOPPABLE,
I WANT YOU OUT
OF SMARTY MART!

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH! ♪

♪ I'M YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHIN'
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS ♪

♪ JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM
ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST
CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME,
BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪

♪ I'M THERE
ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

YOU... YOU WANT ME
OUT OF SMARTY MART?

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!

LOOK, IF THIS
IS ABOUT MY PLAN

TO GO HABITATE
TURTLES AND CATS,

TH... THAT WAS JUST
AN EXERCISE IN TOLERANCE!

TURN IN YOUR VEST.
[RUFUS SQUEALS]

IT'S OK, RUFUS. I'LL
BE STRONG FOR BOTH OF US.

NO, I WON'T!
[CRYING]

I WANT MY VEST!

BUT MR. SMARTY, RON'S
YOUR MOST LOYAL EMPLOYEE.

RIDICULOUSLY SO.

I KNOW, THAT'S WHY
I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT
ASSIGNMENT FOR HIM.

[SNIFFLES]
ASSIGNMENT?

STOPPABLE,
YOU ARE THE MODEL
SMARTY MART EMPLOYEE.

DEPENDABLE, RESPONSIBLE,
AND SMART!

I AM?
HE IS?

YOU'LL MAKE
THE PERFECT LIFE COACH

FOR MY SON, ARTIE.

SUP, TRUNK BREATH?
[GIGGLES]

CUTE KID.

UH, AND A LIFE COACH IS?

LOOK, MY BOY
NEEDS A ROLE MODEL,

AND I WANT YOU TO BE
THAT MODEL, OR ELSE.

OR ELSE...
NEXT VISIT'S
THE FIRING KIND.

MAKE SMART CHOICES, SON.

YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME!

[LAUGHS]
ISN'T HE JUST
A BUNDLE OF...

UH, I... I DON'T
KNOW WHAT.

HEH, ARTIE!
MY GOOD DUDE.

WELL, I'M RON...

I'M RON.

UH, YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

UH, YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

Both: OK, STOP THAT.

STOP SAYING
WHAT I'M SAYING.

K.P., HE KEEPS SAY...

[GASPS]

OK, I GIVE UP.
WE'VE BEEN AT THIS ALL DAY.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
THAT YOU WANT TO STEAL!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE GLOBAL INCINERATOR RAY?

IT'S MUNDANE.

QUANTUM GRAVITY DRILL?

B.T.D.T.

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

ACRONYMS ARE VERY HANDY
WHEN TEXTING ONE'S B.F.F.s.

WAIT, STOP THERE!

U.R.C.!

I AM WHAT?

THE ULTIMATE REMOTE CONTROL!

OH, A CHANNEL FLIPPER?

YOU JUST LOVE TO STOMP
ON MY DREAMS, DON'T YOU?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,

THE U.R.C. WILL CONTROL
ANY DEVICE I CHOOSE.

IT'S LIKE GETTING
EVERY DOOM DEVICE IN ONE.

[LAUGHING]
[ALARM SOUNDING]

THE INTRUDER ALARM!

HIXY MUFFIN TIME AGAIN?

[GASPS]
WORST TIMES 10!

MY FORMER CELLMATE,
FRUKAL LUKAR.

YOU MEAN THAT DWEEB
WHO WANTED A DOLLAR

FROM EVERYONE OR HE'D
SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET?

FALSE ALARM.

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE
THE ANNOYANCE FACTOR,
SHEGO.

SO, HE REALLY BUGS YOU.

TO THE MAX. NOW HIDE!

[ALARM STOPS]

[WHISPERING] OK. We'll
pretend we're not here
and maybe he'll leave.

Frukal:
Maybe who will leave?

Frukal.
[SCREAMS]

OW!

HOW DID YOU GET IN?

EH, I FIGURED
I'D LET HIM IN.

THIS IS GOING
TO BE FANTASTIC!

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

OH, WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?

LOOK AT THIS LAB.

I JUST HAD A BASEMENT
WITH AN INFLATABLE POOL

AND SNAPPING TURTLES.

HOW DID YOU
BREAK OUT OF PRISON?

I DIDN'T!
THEY LET ME GO.

THEY CAN DO THAT?
I SERVED MY TIME,

PAID MY DEBT TO SOCIETY.

I'M A FREE MAN.

AND YOU CAME HERE?

YES, AND HERE IS WHY.

I THINK WITH
THE WORLD FAMOUS DR. DRAKKEN

AS MY MENTOR, I TOO
CAN BE AN ACHIEVER.

WAIT, YOU WANT
HIM TO MENTOR YOU?

I'M NOT MENTORING ANYBODY!

SO, YOU'RE AVAILABLE.

YEAH... LUKAR,
PERSONAL SPACE.

YEAH, MY DAD'S TRYING
TO GET ME TO BECOME
PART OF THE SYSTEM.

RIGHT.
ARTIE!

AW!
THERE YOU ARE.

GOTTA GO,
THE MAN JUST ARRIVED.

NO, THE OTHER MAN.
THE DOOF WHO WORKS
FOR MY DAD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HEY LITTLE NUDE DUDE!
HELLO!

YOU KNOW, ARTIE,
I'M HERE TO HANG.

TO CHILL, TO GET TO KNOW
THE ARTIE INSIDE, THE ANGRY...

TOO BAD, SO SAD.
WAH WAH WAH.

HUH?

WHOA.

YOU'VE GOT A BUENO NACHO
IN YOUR HOUSE?!

HOW COOL IS THAT?

IT'S NOT.
DAD ONLY GOT ME ONE.

THE THINGS
I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH.

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

I... I DON'T.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
HE LIKES?

QUESTIONS.

AH, I'VE GOT
A LOT OF THOSE!

OH, AND HE LIKES GETTING
TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER.

AND, OH! YOU KNOW WHEN
YOU SORT OF BLOW ON HIM
TO GET HIS ATTENTION?

AHA!

I'VE DISCOVERED
THE LOCATION OF THE U.R.C.!

WHATCHA DOING?

ULTIMATE REMOTE CONTROL.
OH!

GONNA USE IT
FOR SOME BIG PLOT?

GRR.

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
AND STOP TOUCHING ME!

SHEGO, REMOVE HIM!

[BLOWING]
HUH... YOU SEE?

NICE, HUH?
WHAT IS THIS?

SHEGO!

OOH, CAN'T.
TOASTING.

WHAT, STOP BLOW...
STOP BLOWING...
STOP BLOWING IN MY...

WHAT? WHY ARE YOU?

[GASPS]
AH, LOOK WHAT
YOU MADE ME DO!

I NEED THAT CONTROLLER!

YOU KNOW, JUST THINKING
OUT LOUD, BUT IF I HAD
A CONTROLLER LIKE THAT

I'D USE IT
ON THE NEW STOCKBOTS.

STOCKBOTS?

YEAH, I STILL GET
THE SMARTY MART NEWSLETTER.

IT SAYS THAT
THEY'VE PUT IN STOCKBOTS
IN ALL THEIR STORES.

SMARTY MART, LOW BALL...

4,000 WORLD WIDE.

DID YOU SAY 4,000?

WORLD WIDE!

WITH A NEW ONE
OPENING EVERY WEEK.

THIS WEEK, KAWANI.

KAWANI? HMM.

UNDER MY CONTROL,
THESE STOCKBOTS

WILL BE A READY MADE
ROBOT ARMY!

ROBOT ARMY? HELLO!

REMEMBER LITTLE DIABLO?
BIG DISASTER.

OLD NEWS, SHEGO.

THIS TIME IT'S ALL
ABOUT MARKET SHARE.

IF I RULE SMARTY MART,

THEN I RULE THE WORLD!

LUKAR, I MIGHT HAVE
BEEN WRONG ABOUT YOU.

THIS PLAN'S A KEEPER!

WHAT? OH, NO.

THEY'RE BONDING!

YOU'RE NOT EATING?

K.P., MY SMARTY MART
CAREER IS OVER

IF I DON'T LIFE COACH
ARTIE OUT OF BRAT-DOM.

DO ROLE MODELS CRY?

[WATCH BEEPING]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?

DRAKKEN, SHEGO,
AND FRUKAL LUKAR

JUST STOLE THE U.R.C.,
THE ULTIMATE REMOTE CONTROL.

WHAT'S HIS PLAN?
NO IDEA,

BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW
ONCE I TRIANGULATE
WHERE THEY'RE HEADED.

PLEASE, AND THANK YOU!

[RUFUS HUMMING]
HMM.

ARTIE SEEMED
TO LIKE RUFUS.

I GOT IT!

I GOT TO TELL YOU, LUKAR.

WIZ-BANG EFFORT
STEALING THIS REMOTE!

YOU... YOU STOP
RIGHT THERE, YOU!

IT'S ALL DUE TO YOUR
BRILLIANT COACHING.

AH-HA-HA.
HEAR THAT, SHEGO?

I'M GETTING
MY PROPS HERE.

YOU SHOULD TAKE A PAGE
FROM LUKAR'S BOOK.

OR NOT.

SO, THIS WILL
CONTROL ANYTHING?

[YELLING]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

BAD APPRENTICE, BAD!
NO TOUCHING!

IT HAS
TO BE PROGRAMMED FIRST.

YOU'RE THE GENIUS,
GENIUS.

NOW, WE BREAK INTO
THE SMARTY MART
CENTRAL OFFICE,

TRANSFER THE STOCKBOT DATA
INTO THE U.R.C.,

AND THEN WORLD CONQUEST
WILL BE MINE!

[LAUGHING]

[STOMACH GRUMBLES]

BUT FIRST,
DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST?

YOU KNOW, I SKIPPED.

LET'S CALL IT BRUNCH THEN.

WELCOME TO THE SMARTY MART
PET DEPARTMENT!

BUT WITH GREAT PETS
COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY,

AND MEAL WORMS.

EVERYBODY'S IN CAGES,
AND YOU KNOW WHO BUILDS
STINKY CAGES?

[SIGHS]
THE MAN?

[GRUNTING]

LET GO!

HEY, STOPPABLE,
THIS CRATE WAS SHIPPED
TO HOUSEWARES IN ERROR.

YEAH, I'M TALKING
ABOUT YOU, FORK FACE!

AW, LOOK! BABY OTTERS.

[GIGGLES]
YOU'RE CUTE.

OTTERS!
COOL.

AND YOU ARE
IN CHARGE OF THEM.

ME?

HEY, THERE'S NO
BETTER WAY TO LEARN

HOW TO MAKE GOOD CHOICES

THAN TO CARE FOR
ANOTHER LIVING THING.

UNLESS IT'S A HERMIT CRAB,

BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST
HARD-SHELLED UNGRATEFULNESS!

[CRASH]
[SPLASH]

SWEET FREEDOM,
MY BROTHERS!

AH, NO!
BAD CHOICE, BAD CHOICE!

I KNOW YOU ARE
BUT WHAT AM I?

UH, THAT'S NOT EVEN
HOW YOU USE THAT.

RUN! RUN FROM THE MAN.

NO!

INVENTORY CHASING
INVENTORY. NO!

FREEDOM IS TRUTH!

OH, GOOD.
THE BUFFALO CAME IN.

[JET ROCKET]

SO, YOU WANT ME
TO DISTRACT
MARTIN SMARTY,

WHILE YOU TWO BREAK
INTO HIS OFFICE?

CHECK. WE'LL ONLY
NEED A FEW MINUTES
TO PROGRAM THE U.R.C.

YOU KNOW, I ABDUCTED
THE GUY ONCE,

DON'T YOU THINK
HE'LL RECOGNIZE ME?

NOT IF YOU'RE
IN DISGUISE.

OY, THE THINGS
I DO FOR EVIL.

OK, MR. SMARTY,

I FINISHED UPGRADING
THE STOCKBOT SOFTWARE.

LET THE SAVINGS BEGIN!

UM, EXCUSE ME.

BUT I SEEM TO BE
UM, UH, LOST.

[WHISPERING] And out of my mind.

WELL, HELLO!

YOU KNOW, BEING A SINGLE
FATHER, SUCH AS I AM,

IT WOULD BE MY PRIVILEGE
TO ASSIST YOU, MS...

WHOA, BACK OFF!

MS. WOBACKOFF?

YEAH, FINE.
MS. WOBACKOFF.

YEAH, IT'S CLEAVER,
COME ON!

WOW, THE BIG MAN'S OFFICE!

SMARTY MART CENTRAL.

HEY, QUICK.
GET A PICTURE OF ME.

THERE'S NO TIME, LUKAR.

SUPER VILLAINS
DO NOT GET SIDETRACKED!

OOH, ARE THOSE
BUTTER MINTS?

PROGRAM THE REMOTE!

[VIOLIN PLAYING]

UGH, WOOING.

[GASPS]

LOOK, I'M JUST HERE TO...

ARE THOSE HYDRANGEAS?

I GET THEM IN BULK.

I LOVE HYDRANGEAS,
THANKS!

SORRY, SHEGO.

YOU CAN'T
HIDE FROM WADE.

FINE, WHY HIDE?

[GASPS]
YOU'RE THE GAL
WHO CAPTURED ME!

YEAH, THAT WAS LAST
CAPER, THIS IS NEW.

SO, SMALL TALK?

MM, NOT SO MUCH.

[GRUNTING]

[CRASH]

FORTUNATELY, I GET
THAT FURNITURE AT COST.

HEY, NOW! THAT WAS
A GIFT FROM MY SON!

I'M CALLING SECURITY!

[ALARM SOUNDING]

[GRUNTING]

ALL DONE!
GIVE IT A TRY!

[CRASH]

[GASPS]

IT WORKS! THE STOCKBOTS
ARE UNDER MY CONTROL.

AT LONG LAST, I HAVE
MY OBEDIENT ROBOT ARMY.

[CRASH]

WHOA!
WATCH IT!

NO, WHERE'D IT GO?!

THE SMARTY MART
MESSAGE TUBE.

IT'S HOOKED UP
TO ALL MY STORES.

CHEAPER THAN
REGULAR MAIL.

SHEGO, THIS IS
ALL YOUR FAULT!

ZIP IT! I WORE
THE DRESS AND THE WIG.

YOU TWO CAN FINISH
THIS STUPID PLAN
ON YOUR OWN!

I'M DONE.

WAIT! WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
CALL ME!

[DOOR SLAMS]

[SCREAMING]
[CRASH]

Drakken: SHEGO!

[GASPS]

ARTIE AND OTTERS.
OH, GOOD, EVERYONE'S OK.

MM-HMM...
MM-HMM.

SO, YOU BROUGHT
THE MAN WITH YOU.

WHO'S THE MAN? WAIT,
I THOUGHT I WAS THE MAN?

HEY, WAIT, OK, WAIT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

TIME FOR
THE MACHINES, BOY.

IT ALL STARTED
WHEN THE PRICE

OF SODAS WENT UP
IN THE BREAK ROOM!

FINE, I'M TAKING YOU
OFF MY ROBO BUDDY LIST.

YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO HARVEST MY BRAIN!

MR. BARKIN,
IF WE STAY CALM

AND STICK TOGETHER
THERE WON'T BE ANY
BRAIN HARVESTING.

CALM! WE'RE SITTING
DUCKS HERE!

HEAD FOR THE LIFEBOATS!

WE DON'T
SELL LIFEBOATS!

AISLE 23!

HUH, MUST
BE SEASONAL.
UH-HUH.

IT'S ABOUT TIME
SOMEONE FOUGHT BACK

AGAINST THE OPPRESSION
OF SOCIETY.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

GO, MY METALLIC BROTHERS!
STICK IT TO THE MAN!

LESSON TO LEARN,
WHEN FEELING REBELLIOUS,
INSIDE VOICE.

YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU,
NOBODY WATCHES
THE TRASH CHUTE.

YUCK! EVIL GENIUSES
DO NOT DO GARBAGE!

OH, WHAT IS THIS?
EGGS?

THAT'S SIDEKICK WORK.
[GASPS]

THERE THEY ARE!

THE PLATOON
OF MY ROBOT ARMY!

MY METAL CHILDREN OF EVIL.

UNGRATEFUL BRATS!

[WHISPERING]
Find that remote!

OK!

BOY, THE VEINS
IN YOUR NECK

REALLY POP OUT
WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.

FIGHT THE POWER,
DOWN WITH THE MAN!

FREEDOM, NOT RULES!

YOU KNOW, I SUPPOSE
THIS LIFE COACHING THING

COULD BE GOING WORSE.

MM-MMM.

YEAH, OK, MAYBE NOT.
WAIT A MINUTE...

I CAN SEND
A MESSAGE FOR HELP.

OH-HO-HO.
BONUS!

HEY, IT MADE THEM STOP!

[CRASHING]

OH, BRIEFLY.

[YELLING]

[BOTH GASP]

OK, LITTLE TIP, PUSHING
BUTTONS MAKES THEM MAD.

RON.
K.P.!

YOU SEE, MR. SMARTY,
I TOLD YOU ARTIE
WOULD BE FINE.

[CRASH]

WHERE'S ARTIE?
HE, UM...

HE SORT OF TOOK OFF.

DON'T STAND
THERE, STOPPABLE!

WE HAVE TO FIND
MY SON!

GO, I'LL CATCH UP.

OOF!

HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU PEOPLE

THIS IS NO WAY
TO STACK TIRES.

THIS IS
MY FREEDOM FORTRESS.

ARTIE, COME WITH ME
THIS MINUTE.

NO WAY.

I'M STAYING HERE.

STOPPABLE,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

HE'S MORE REBEL
THAN BOY NOW.

NO, HE WAS
LIKE THIS BEFORE.

I'VE HAD NO AFFECT
ON HIM AT ALL.

[YELLING]
[CRASH]

IT'S THE GIZMO
THAT BLUE FELLOW HAD.

DRAKKEN?

AND NOW,
I HAVE IT AGAIN!

[LAUGHS]

SEE, JUST WHERE
I SAID IT WOULD BE.

HMM, PAY ATTENTION,
LUKAR.

A VILLAIN HAS
MANY CHOICES

WHEN HE'S ABOUT
TO DESTROY A FOE.

I TEND TO FAVOR...

YAMMERING.

[GRUNTS]

WHAT?
AHH!

THE PINK WEASEL'S
GOT IT.

[GRUNTING]

OOF.

WHOA.
[YELLING]

[GROWLING]

THIS WAY.

OVER THERE!

OOF!

[GASPS]

[WHIMPERS]

ABANDON SHIP,
ABANDON SHIP!

[GASP]
[GRUNT]

AAH, SO CLOSE!

OOF.

UH-OH.

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.

WE DO NOT
HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

YEAH, OUT OF THE WAY,
FRANCIS!

HE FLIES?

JET PACKS, AISLE 79!

WHOA!
[YELLING]

OH!

WOW, DID YOU SEE THAT?

LIKE WHAT I DID THERE?

IT WAS LIKE BOOM!

DUDE, YOUR AIM STINKS.

I KNOW,
I'M SORRY. I'M JUST...
I'M SO NERVOUS.

OOH, I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT

BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED
TO ACT MORE EVIL.

OH, IT SHORTED OUT.

YOU SEE? THIS IS WHY I
CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

AAH, FINALLY!
THE ROBOTS ARE MINE!

NOT YET.

[GRUNT]
AAH!

K.P., I'M OPEN!

OOH, YEAH!

AAH!

GREAT NEPTUNE'S GILLS!

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

[GASPS]

SO LONG,
KIM POSSIBLE!

LEAVE THEM ALONE!

IT'S NOT FAIR.

OH, IS THIS
WHERE I LEARN ABOUT
VILLAIN DISAPPOINTMENT?

THIS IS WHERE YOU LEARN
TO STOP TOUCHING ME!

I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU.

YOU ARE TOUCHING ME.

I AM NOT TOUCHING YOU.

YES, YOU DID.
NO...

AWESOME, ARTIE!

YOU SAVED US!

NOT YOU, THEM.

AND LITTLE DUDE.

THAT WORKS, TOO.

THERE THEY ARE,
OFFICERS!

[GASPS]

AAH, NOW WE'RE
BOTH BEING TOUCHED!

OH, I GUESS I REALLY
DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB
TEACHING YOUR SON.

THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU'RE FIRED!

[LAUGHS]
JUST KIDDING.
OH, I LOVE THAT.

YOU'RE FIRED
AS A LIFE COACH.

BUT I COULDN'T ASK
FOR A BETTER
SMARTY MART EMPLOYEE

AT YOUR WAGE.

[DEEP BREATH]

YOU'RE BACK ON PET DUTY.

BU... BUT I THOUGHT...

ARTIE MAY NOT
HAVE LEARNED SQUAT,
BUT I SURE DID.

YOU TAUGHT ME
THAT MY ARTIE

HAS PLENTY TO OFFER

IN HIS OWN,
DIFFERENT WAY.

HIS SKATEBOARDING
SAVED OUR HIDES,
AFTER ALL.

SHOW ME SOME
OF THOSE MOVES, SON.

FOR REAL?

SURE!
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, RON.

YOU'RE THE MAN.

YOU HEAR THAT, K.P.?

THE MAN! BUT YOU KNOW,
IN A GOOD WAY.

HEY, NO SHREDDING
IN THE STORE.

UM, SIR.

OK, WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

BUT I AM CLEARLY NOT
CUT OUT TO HELP PEOPLE
MAKE LIFE CHOICES.

OH, I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE.

YOU HELPED ME CHOOSE YOU.

OK, THAT TIME
I WAS A GENIUS.

YECCH.

HEY, WHERE'S RUFUS?

[RUFUS YELLING]

SO, TELL ME AGAIN,
HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?

BILLIONS.

THAT'S SOME MAD GRIP
I COULD GET USED TO THIS.

HOW MUCH REAL ESTATE?

INCLUDING
TROPICAL ISLANDS?

I AM SO RETIRED
RIGHT NOW.

HI, DAD.
HI, NEW MOM.

I AM SO OUT OF HERE.