Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 14 - Mathter and Fervent - full transcript

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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,

I THINK YOU CAN
SEE THE POINT

OF THIS LITTLE
PRESENTATION.

UH, YOU'RE TRYING
TO SHOW US

HOW NOT TO USE
A SLIDE PROJECTOR?

UH... WAAH!

I KNOW THE SCHOOL SHOULD
HAVE SPENT THEIR TECH BUDGET

UPDATING
THE A/V EQUIPMENT

INSTEAD OF THOSE STUPID
VOICE ACTIVATED LIGHTS.

Male computer voice:
LIGHTS.

[SIGHS]



THE POINT IS THAT
ALL OF THESE PEOPLE

WERE HEROES,

NOW, YOUR ENGLISH
ASSIGNMENT IS...

TO INTERVIEW AND
DO A PAPER ON A HERO
IN OUR OWN LIVES?

RI-I-IGHT.

Male computer voice:
LIGHTS.

[SIGHS]
LIGHTS.

I SAID LIGHTS!

Male computer voice:
LIGHTS.

HERO, EH?

OH, THE RON MAN
HAS THIS ONE IN
LE BAG.

AND NO,
YOU CAN'T INTERVIEW

THE PERSON
YOU'RE DATING.

BRUTAL. GRR.



HOW DO YOU
SLEEP AT NIGHT?

Male computer voice:
LIGHTS.

HE SAID NIGHT,
NOT LIGHTS!

Male computer voice:
LIGHTS... LIGHTS.

I HATE THAT
STUPID THING.

Male computer voice:
RING. ACTIVATING
SCHOOL BELL.

[BELL RINGS]
OHH...

I MEAN, WHAT
COULD BE MORE HEROIC

THAN A BIG-TIME
ROCKET SCIENTIST?

OK, ONE...
HE'S MY DAD.

AND 2...
I JUST TOLD YOU
HE WAS MY HERO.

GREAT MINDS
THINK ALIKE.

GREAT MINDS
THINK FOR THEMSELVES.

WHICH IS WHY
I'LL BE WRITING
MY PAPER

ON YOUR MOM.

BRAIN SURGEON,
LIFE-SAVER, HEROIC.

OUT OF TOWN?
NEUROSCIENCE
CONVENTION?

YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH PARENTS, RON.

MOM SWORE OFF
SCHOOL PROJECTS

AFTER THE PAPER MACHETE
INCIDENT.

DON'T YOU MEAN
PAPER MACHE?

I WISH I DID, KIM.
I WISH I DID.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?
WHAT ABOUT HIM?

[HORN HONKS]

HEH HEH,
HEY THERE, DAD.

♪ OH YEAH, YEAH! ♪

♪ I'M YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHIN'
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER COMES ♪

♪ JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM
ON MY WAY ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST
CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME,
BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪

♪ I'M THERE
ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

I'M SERIOUS, KP,

I NEED, YOU KNOW,
REALISTIC SUGGESTIONS.

RON, THERE'S
GOT TO BE

SOMETHING HEROIC
ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

OHH. I CAN'T
WRITE A PAPER

ABOUT MY DAD
THE ACTUARY.

HE CRUNCHES
NUMBERS ALL DAY.

WHO WANTS TO
READ ABOUT MATH
AND ENGLISH?

UGH.
STRESS OVERLOAD
KICKING IN.

ME NEED BRAIN FOOD.

OH, YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH!

MMM.

OH, YEAH.
MMM, I FEEL
SMARTER ALREADY.

THE CHEESE
MUST BE KICKING IN.

SO, ANY IDEAS
FOR YOUR HERO

THAT AREN'T IN
MY DNA LINE?

MY DAD?

SEE? I KNEW
YOU'D COME AROUND.

NO, I MEAN
HE'S HERE.

AND HE'S WEARING
A CAPE.

HELLO, SON.

DAD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE

IN THE PLACE WHERE
I KNOW MANY PEOPLE

AND AM WANTING TO
DIVE UNDER A TABLE

BECAUSE YOU ARE
SPORTING A CAPE?

OH, I WAS JUST
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

IN A CAPE?

VISUAL THINKING, SON,

TO HELP YOU REALIZE
WHO THE REAL HERO IS

IN YOUR LIFE.

YOU MEAN THE HERO

WHO'S BEEN IN FRONT
OF ME ALL ALONG.

ONLY I'VE BEEN
TOO BLIND TO SEE IT.

EXACTLY!
I THOUGHT THE CAPE

MIGHT HELP
JOG YOUR MEMORY.

A MAN WHOSE
ACCOMPLISHMENTS

I'VE ADMIRED
FOR AS LONG AS
I CAN REMEMBER!

WELL, I'M
A MODEST MAN.

MARTIN SMARTY!

RIGHT!
WAIT, WHO?

THE FOUNDER
OF SMARTY MART!

OH.

YEAH. YOU KNOW,
SEE, THE CAPE,

ALTHOUGH UTTERLY
EMBARRASSING,

REMINDED ME THAT
ONE OF MR. SMARTY'S
MANY MANSIONS

IS LOCATED
IN CAPE COD!

I SEE.
ROCK ON, DAD!

SURE. YOU'RE...
YOU'RE WELCOME, SON.

RON, YOU THINK
MAYBE YOUR DAD

WAS HOPING TO BE
YOUR HERO?

WELL, HE SURE
SAVED THE DAY.

WADE, CAN YOU
PUT ME THROUGH

TO OUR "HERO,"
MARTIN SMARTY?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
WRITING ABOUT
YOUR DAD.

I AM.
THE HOOKUP'S FOR RON.

UM, IF RON'S NOT
WRITING ABOUT HIS DAD,

THEN WHAT'S
WITH THE CAPE?

YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CAPE?

POLICE SCANNER.

SOMEONE AT BUENO
NACHO MUST HAVE
CALLED SECURITY.

OH, HEY, YOU'RE ON.

THIS IS MARTIN.

UH, HI,
MR. SMARTY, SIR.

I'M SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU.

OH, HELLO, RONALD.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

WELL, YOU SEE,
I'M DOING A PAPER

ON MY PERSONAL HERO,

AND, WELL, I'D LIKE
TO INTERVIEW YOU,

YOU KNOW, IF THAT'S OK.

OH, CERTAINLY,
I'D BE DELIGHTED.

BOO-YAH!

UM, I'M SORRY,
I MEAN...

BOO-YAH, SIR!

SO, WHERE SHOULD
WE START?

TELL YOU WHAT, I THINK
I CAN SCHEDULE YOU IN

SAY, 3 MONTHS?

YEAH, UH,
THE PAPER'S KIND OF DUE

NEXT WEEK?

SORRY WE COULDN'T
DO BUSINESS, SON,

BUT I GOTTA HOP OFF.
YOU KNOW HOW DEMANDING

THE LIFE OF A WEALTHY
CORPORATE MOGUL CAN BE.

[POLICE SIRENS
BRAKES SCREECH]

NOT A CLUE.

HOW'S THE HERO HUNT GOING?

OH, GOTTA BE HONEST,
KP,

NOT LIKING THE WHOLE
BACK TO SQUARE ONE
SITCH.

THEN I GO, "WHAT?"
AND HE GOES...

WAIT, I'M LOSING YOU.

I SAID, HE GOES...

NO! HE GOES...

HE... GOES!

[SIGHS] NEVER MIND,
I'LL TEXT YOU.

HE... GOES...

WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S IT!

WHAT? BONNIE?
A HERO?

I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING
DESPERATE, BUT...

NO, NOT BONNIE. EW!

HEGO!

SO, SHEGO'S
BROTHER, HUH?

THE MAN'S A BONA FIDE
BON-DIGGITY HERO!

I MEAN, HE'S GOT
THE TIGHTS AND EVERYTHING.

I'M SURE YOUR FATHER
WOULD WEAR TIGHTS

IF HE THOUGHT
IT WOULD HELP.

IF MY DAD SHOWS UP
AT BUENO NACHO IN TIGHTS,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO SWITCH
TO COW AND CHOW FOR LIFE.

[KIM SIGHS]

♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE
A COMPLEX BOY ♪

♪ BOY, BOY, BOY,
BOY-BOY-BOY-BOY ♪

HE'S YOUR HERO.

AH-HE-HE-HE-HEM.

OH, HI!

JUST DOING
THE HERO DIET THING.

BANANAS. HEALTHY.
LOADED WITH
POTASSIUM.

YELLOW.

UH, YEAH.

LOOK, SORRY TO INTERRUPT
ME TIME, HEGO,

BUT I REALLY
NEED YOUR HELP.

TEAM GO IS SWORN
TO ASSIST IN
ANY CONUNDRUM.

UM, WHERE ARE
THE REST OF TEAM GO?

HEROES CRUISE.

I OPTED TO STAY HERE
AND, YOU KNOW,

HOLD DOWN THE FORT.

COULDN'T GET ANYONE
TO SWITCH YOUR SHIFT
AT BUENO NACHO, HUH?

[SIGHS]

SOMETIMES HAVING
A MILD-MANNERED
ALTER EGO

ISN'T ALL IT'S
CRACKED UP TO BE.

OK, SO, UM, I NEED TO
WRITE A PAPER ON MY HERO...

THE OLD HERO
TOPIC, EH?

SAY NO MORE.

NOW, LET ME BEGIN
BY MENTIONING

BEING A HERO CARRIES
WITH IT A PLETHORA
OF RESPONSIBILITIES.

THAT'S P-L-E-T-H...

ARE YOU GETTING
THIS DOWN?

[SIREN]

IT'S THE MAYOR!
NO, REALLY?

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT US
A SITUATION, HEGO.

YOUR OLD
NUMERICAL NEMESIS

IS SCARING THE SPIT
OUT OF THE CITIZENS

OF GO CITY.

YOU DON'T MEAN...
YES, HEGO.

THE MATHTER.

THE MATHTER?

RON, DON'T MAKE FUN.

HE MEANS THE MASTER.

NO, HE MEANS
THE MATHTER.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, SON.
THE MATHTER.

SEE?
UM, OK.

SO WHAT EXACTLY
IS A MATHTER?

WHAT, HE'S LIKE
A HOMEWORK VILLAIN?

PAY HEED. THE MAN
YOU SEE BEFORE YOU

IS NOT TO BE
TAKEN LIGHTLY.

HE'S BEEN BENT
ON REVENGE

EVER SINCE GO CITY
DENIED HIM FUNDING

FOR HIS UNETHICAL
MATHEMATICAL EXPERIMENTS.

UNETHICAL
MATHEMATICAL
EXPERIMENTS?

RI-I-IGHT.

SO, MAYBE YOU COULD
USE A HAND WITH THIS,

UM, MATH VILLAIN GUY?

OK, BUT WE BETTER HURRY,

BEFORE THE MATHTER
DOES A NUMBER
ON GO CITY.

YES. NUMBER.
I GET IT.

HEY, WAIT, WAIT!

WHAT ABOUT
MY INTERVIEW?

OK, SO, TELL ME.

HOW LONG DOES YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE HERO CAREER LAST?

NOW, WITNESS
AS I PROCEED

TO SUBTRACT GO CITY

ELEMENT BY ELEMENT

UNTIL IT IS
NO LONGER A FACTOR!

MATH THREATS?

STAND BACK!
THERE'S NO TELLING

WHAT THE MATHTER
HAS UP HIS SLEEVE.

AH! I ALWAYS KNEW
MATH WAS THE ENEMY.

TIME TO ADD
THE CALCU-LASER

TO THIS EQUATION.

AAH!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

FEAR NOT, CITIZENS.
HELP HAS ARRIVED.

HA! NEW SIDEKICKS, HEGO?

NO MATTER. COEFFICIENTS,
SUBTRACT THEM!

OK, I'M A SIDEKICK,
ADMITTEDLY,

BUT SHE'S...
HEH HEH, WELL,
YOU'LL SEE.

[GRUNTING]

[SIGHS]

WHOA! NOW THAT
WAS SUPERBLY
HEROIC, MAN.

WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT MOVE?

I'M NOT SURE.

COME ON,
I NEED YOUR
COOPERATION

IF THIS IS GONNA
BE ANY KIND

OF HARD-HITTING
INTERVIEW.

SORRY, BUT I HAVE
SOME HARD HITTING

OF MY OWN
TO DO RIGHT NOW.

OH, NICE PLAY
ON WORDS, BIG GUY.

AND UNDER PRESSURE,
TOO.

THAT IS SO
GOING IN THE PAPER.

OH! CAN'T COUNT
ON ANYONE THESE DAYS.

LET ME THROW
SOME NUMBERS AT YOU!

4!

OH! THESE OUGHT
TO GET MY POINT ACROSS.

MY DECIMAL POINT!

[GASPS]

OK, QUESTION.

IS THERE, LIKE,
A SCHOOL PEOPLE GO TO

TO TAKE HERO CLASSES?
HEY!

OH, BRACKETS!

IT SEEMS I NEED
TO ADD A NEW ELEMENT

TO MY ASSAULT.

GOOD MEDICAL,
YOU KNOW, FOR HEROES?

HEY!

THAT COST 20 BUCKS!

NO! NO, NO, NO!

NO VARIABLES!

I'M PUTTING A PLACE-HOLDER
IN MY MEMORY FOR YOU, BOY.

THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN
OF THE MATHTER!

OK, LAME VILLAIN.

BUT I LIKE THE HAT.

RONALD, DO YOU KNOW

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO
YOUR FATHER LATELY?

CAN'T TALK.
TYPING HERO REPORT.

FIRST, THE CAPE,

NOW HE'S JOINED
THE MIDDLETON
SEARCH AND RESCUE.

IT'S RISKY BEHAVIOR
FOR AN ACTUARY.

HADN'T NOTICED.

I JUST HATE TO
THINK ABOUT HIM

OUT THERE
IN THE WILDERNESS

WITH ALL THOSE
WILD ANIMALS.

EH, HE'LL BE FINE.

HELP! HELP!

[BEAR ROARS]

HEY, HEY.

NO, NO,
YOU CAN'T CRASH NOW!

MY REPORT!
NO, MY REPORT!

OW, OW, OW!

OH, MAN, LIKE I HAVE TIME
FOR A SYSTEMS FAILURE.

I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL
AS IT IS.

HMM?

HMM...

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KP?

JUST WHEN I WAS MAKING
MAJOR HEADWAY,

CRASH CITY! I MEAN,
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL...

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
STOPPABLE.

MR. BARKIN?

WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

UH, DUTIFULLY
HEADING TO CLASS?

REALLY? WELL,
ACCORDING TO MY RECORDS,

YOU'RE NO LONGER
REGISTERED IN THIS SCHOOL

AND THEREFORE
NO LONGER IN THE CLASS.

OK, YOU THINK
YOU COULD EXPLAIN THAT

A LITTLE FURTHER?

DO I HAVE TO
SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?

SPELLING OUT'S BEST.

YOU, RON STOPPABLE,

ARE NOT ON THE LIST
OF ENROLLED STUDENTS,

SO TECHNICALLY,
YOU DO NOT EXIST.

WAIT A MINUTE.
OF COURSE I EXIST!

I MEAN, HELLO,
I'M RIGHT HERE
IN FRONT OF YOU!

SO I SMELL.

BUT, THE LIST IS LAW.

AND I AM NOT GOING
TO ARGUE WITH THE COMPUTER.

MAYBE IT KNOWS
SOMETHING I DON'T.

NO DOUBT. BUT...

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

SO IF I'M NOT
IN THE CLASS,

THEN I'M NOT REQUIRED
TO DO THE PAPER, RIGHT?

WRONGGGUH!

YOU WERE GIVEN
THE ASSIGNMENT

WHEN YOU STILL EXISTED.

NOW, IF I WERE YOU,

I'D UTILIZE
MY NEWLY-FOUND FREE TIME

TO GET TO WORK.

DON'T WORRY, RON.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST
A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM.

WE'LL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT
BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "NO BIG."

I DON'T KNOW, KP,

FIRST
THE COMPUTER THING,

THEN
THE SCHOOL RECORDS.

I MEAN, COULD...
THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?

IT WILL
IF YOU SAY THAT.

HI. DO YOU THINK
I COULD GET MY CHECK?

STOPPABLE, RON.

YAH, SORRY.
THERE IS NO CHECK
HERE FOR YOU.

HERE WE GO.

WHAT? WELL,
CAN YOU LOOK AGAIN?

THE NAME'S RON,
AS IN, STOPPABLE?

WHOA, DUDE,
AREN'T YOU LISTENING?

I TOLD YOU
THERE'S NO CHECK.

AS IN, YOU KNOW,
FOR YOU?

MAYBE JUST
THINKING IT IS ENOUGH.

OH, AND WHAT
DO YOU KNOW?

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT ON
THE EMPLOYEE ROSTER, EITHER.

SO, ON YOUR NEXT VISIT,
IT MIGHT BE BEST

IF YOU RETURN YOUR SMARTY MART
HAT AND SMARTY SMOCK.

BUT I WORK HERE!

OK, NOT ACCORDING
TO THE ROSTER.

BUT IF YOU'D LIKE,
YOU CAN FILL OUT
AN APPLICATION!

OH... MAYBE I DON'T EXIST

AND THIS IS ALL JUST A DREAM.

BUT WHOSE DREAM?

OK, THAT DOES IT.

WADE, WE'VE GOT
A MYSTERY SITCH.

IT LOOKS LIKE RON'S
OFF THE GRID.

I'M ALREADY
ON IT.

UH-OH.

UH-OH GOOD
OR UH-OH BAD?

WHEN IS UH-OH
EVER GOOD?

I DON'T KNOW!
MAYBE THIS TIME.

NO SCHOOL RECORDS,
NO DRIVING RECORDS,

NO WORK RECORDS?
NADA.

IT'S LIKE ALL TRACES
OF HIS EXISTENCE

HAVE BEEN ERASED.

UH-OH, STILL BAD.

BUT WHO WOULD
WANT TO ERASE RON?

HA HA! DON'T YOU
MEAN SUBTRACT?

AW, GREAT,
NOW THE MATH GUY'S BACK.

AND HE'S NOT EVEN
OUR VILLAIN.

[SLURPING]

"WE'RE SO SORRY
YOU COULDN'T COME WITH US

ON THE HERO VACATION
CRUISE, HEGO."

OH, IT'S OK, MEGO.

THERE'LL BE
OTHER CRUISES,

OTHER JOYOUS
OCCASIONS TO BOND
AS A FAMILY.

"BUT WE REALLY DO
MISS YOU, HEGO."

I KNOW, WEGO.

BUT SOMEONE HAD
TO LOOK AFTER
THE PLACE.

YOU KNOW,
KEEP VIGIL.

DO SOME LIGHT
HOUSEKEEPING.

I AM SO LONELY.

UH, HEGO!

OH! HI! YES.

OH, DON'T
MIND THESE.

JUST A STANDARD
HERO PASTIME.

KEEPS THE FINGERS
NIMBLE.

1-2, 1-2, 1-2.

RIGHT. ANYWAY,

I THOUGHT
YOU SHOULD KNOW,

THE MATHTER IS UP
TO MORE MATHEMATICAL
MISCHIEF IN MIDDLETON!

OOH, IMPRESSIVE USE
OF ALLITERATION.

AHEM!
I'M ON MY WAY!

SORRY, GUYS,
DUTY CALLS.

RAH-HAH!

[GRUNTING]

THREES!

AAH! OH, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST RELAX

AND HAVE SOME PI!

KIM!

[LAUGHS]

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
TO FEEL THE FULL WRATH

OF MY MATH!

OK, I SURE
COULD USE,

I DON'T KNOW,
A HERO RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

NOW, PREPARE TO BE
SUBTRACTED ENTIRELY,
BECAUSE...

BECAUSE WHAT,
MY NUMBER'S UP?

DOH! YES!

DUDE, HOW CAN YOU BE
SO HEPPED UP ABOUT MATH?

NOT THAT I'M JUDGING!

OH YES,
I'VE WORKED OUT

A VERY SPECIAL
CALCULATION FOR YOU,

MY MEDDLING LITTLE FRIEND.

ARGH!

THAT'S RIGHT,
MATH FREAK.

NOBODY MESSES
WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

[LAUGHING]

NEVERTHELESS,
YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER

I'VE LEFT
YOUR BOYFRIEND

WITH A NEW PROBLEM
TO SOLVE!

FEAR NOT,
HEGO IS HERE!

OK, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO WORK
ON YOUR TIMING.

ARE THOSE
SEAHORSES?

OH! NOW THERE ARE SIMPLY
TOO MANY VARIABLES

IN THIS EQUATION.

OH! I HAVE GOT
TO GET HOOKED UP

WITH ONE OF THOSE
COPTER HATS!

RON, ARE YOU OK?

SEEM TO BE.
HEH HEH HEH.

"CALCU-LASER."
YEAH, WHATEVER.

YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN
TO NOTICE

THE MATHTER
AFFIXING HIS WEAPON

TO ANY SPECIAL
SETTING, DID YOU?

UM, NOT REALLY. WHY?

AAH! HEY, WHOA!

AAH!

OK, SO,
WHY THE EXPLODING?

OH, NO,
IT'S JUST AS I FEARED.

AND YOU FEARED WHAT?

DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS
OR THE BAD NEWS FIRST?

SURPRISE ME.

THE MATHTER HAS USED
A DIABOLICAL EQUATION

TO TURN RON INTO
AN ANTIMATTER BOY.

AWESOME!

EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH
WILL EXPLODE

INTO COMPLETE
AND UTTER NOTHINGNESS.

SO THAT'S NOT
THE GOOD NEWS, THEN.

WHAT IS?

HANGING WITH RON
WILL BE A BLAST?

UHH! AHH!

OH, IT'S WET!

OK, NOT BLOWN AWAY
BY THE UPSIDE.

THANKS FOR
SETTING US UP

WITH A KICKIN'

ANTI-ANTIMATTER
CONTAINMENT BUBBLE, DAD.

JUST ANOTHER REASON
WHY YOU'RE MY HERO.

ANYTHING FOR
MY KIMMY-CUB.

BESIDES, THIS OLD THING
WAS JUST TAKING UP SPACE

IN THE ATTIC, ANYWAY.

AWW.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
HAMSTER BALLS

LOOKED FUN...
FROM THE OUTSIDE!

HMM.

WADE AND HEGO ARE ON
THE MATHTER HUNT, RON.

JUST TRY TO MAKE
THE BEST OF IT
FOR NOW, OK?

[WATCH BEEPS]

HEY, WADE,
GOOD NEWS?

NO WORD ON
THE MATHTER YET.

BUT I WAS ABLE
TO ENTER RON'S INFO

BACK INTO
THE GLOBAL NETWORK.

GREAT. I CAN
GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

IN A BALL.

OH, YEAH!

THIS IS
HOW I ROLL!

UM, OK, MAYBE THE WHOLE
TRYING TO ACT COOL THING

ISN'T YOUR BEST OPTION
RIGHT NOW.

LOOK, KP,
YOU WANTED ME TO
MAKE THE BEST OF IT,

DIDN'T YOU?

NO.
IT'S TOO EASY.

[ALL GASP]

[CRASH]

AAH!

UHH! AH!

OH! OW!

[CAR ALARMS BLARING]

THE MOST HUMILIATING
DAY OF MY LIFE?

A-DING DING DING DING!
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

WHAT ABOUT THE TIME
YOU PARACHUTED

INTO THE U.N.
WITHOUT YOUR PANTS?

[GIGGLES]

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

THE "I'M ALL ABOUT
COMFORT" EXCUSE

BROUGHT THE SECURITY
COUNCIL DRESS CODE

INTO THE 21st CENTURY.

SEE? THERE'S AN UPSIDE
TO EVERYTHING.

[WATCH BEEPS]
WE NEED AN UPSIDE, WADE.

THEN YOU'RE IN LUCK.

I'VE DETECTED
A HIGH CONCENTRATION

OF COMPUTATIONAL ENERGY
ON THE EQUATOR.

ZERO DEGREES LONGITUDE,
ZERO DEGREES LATITUDE.

WHICH WOULD PLACE
THE MATHTER'S H.Q. HERE.

HEGO SHOULD BE
BY ANY MINUTE

IN THE GO-KART
TO PICK YOU UP.

THANKS, WADE.
WE CAN USE
ALL THE HERO HELP

WE CAN GET.

WHOA, DAD,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

TODAY I VOLUNTEERED
AT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

SERIOUSLY?

YOU MEAN, LIKE,
IN THE FIELD?

NO, IN THE KITCHEN.
I MADE THEM LUNCH.

THEN, HOW DID YOU...

OH, I, UH,
I STARTED A GREASE FIRE.

SO, WHAT'S WITH
THE BUBBLE?

YEAH. WELL, HEY,
RIDE'S HERE, DAD.

WISH US LUCK.

HUH!

LITTLE HELP, KIM!

DON'T WAIT UP, DAD!

WAIT!
I WANT TO HELP!

DAD?

LISTEN, RONALD.
I'M NOT LETTING
YOU GO WITHOUT ME.

NO ONE PUTS
MY BOY IN A BUBBLE.

UH, NO CAPES?

DEAL.

SO, THIS IS WHAT A VILLAIN'S
LAIR LOOKS LIKE.

I WONDER IF
HE'S SELF-INSURED.

SHH. BE EXTREMELY
CAUTIOUS.

THE MATHTER HAS MANY
TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE,

AND OUR NEXT STEP
COULD VERY WELL BE
OUR LAST.

YOU SO
ASKED FOR THIS.

WE NEED A SHIELD.

USE RON.
WHAT? HEY, AAH!

AAH! AAH!

NOW, THE LAST HALLWAY
DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD.

WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?

HEGO. ROLL RON
AFTER MY LEAD.

MR. S., STICK
WITH THE BIG GUY.
GOT IT.

RUFUS, DO WHATEVER
IT IS YOU DO.

MM-HMM!

Kim:
THE CALCU-LASER!

Ron: LOOK! IT'S IN
A BUBBLE, TOO!

COME ON, WE'VE GOT
TO CHANGE RON
BACK TO NORMAL

BEFORE THE MATHTER
MAKES AN APPEARANCE.

WELCOME!

I AM SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.

NOW WE CAN CONTINUE
OUR LITTLE NUMBERS GAME.

OK, ONE MORE LAME-O
MATH REFERENCE

AND I'M GOING TO LOSE IT!

PERHAPS I CAN
ENLIGHTEN YOU

WITH MY FLASH CARDS!

LET ME GUESS.

YEP. THAT WAS MY GUESS.

AAH!

GAME'S OVER, MATHTER.

MINUS THAT, GIRLIE.

WE'RE JUST
GETTING STARTED.

WHAT YOU'VE FAILED
TO REALIZE

IS THAT
WE ARE STANDING

IN THE CULMINATION
OF MY MATHEMATICAL GENIUS!

THE INFINITY DOME!

IN THIS EXPERIMENTAL
COGNITIVE ENERGY
REDOUBLING CHAMBER,

CEREBRAL PULSATIONS
AND THOUGHT WAVES

CAN BE EXPONENTIALLY
INTENSIFIED

TO FORM LETHAL
STREAMS OF ENERGY!

DOH, RIGHT.
WHAT?

HE CAN TURN HIS
TWISTED-MATH MIND
INTO A WEAPON, RONALD.

VERY GOOD.

NOW, WHO AMONGST YOU
DARES TO CHALLENGE
THE MATHTER

AT HIS OWN GAME?

SORRY. I PREFER TO DO THINGS
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

KIM! NO!

AAH!

HA HA HA HA

THAT WAS SO CUTE.
TOO EASY!

NOBODY IS WORTHY
TO STAND IN THE SAME

EXPERIMENTAL
COGNITIVE ENERGY
REDOUBLING CHAMBER

AS THE MATHTER.

PREPARE TO BE
SUBTRACTED!

AH, EXCUSE ME.
I'LL TAKE THAT CHALLENGE.

DAD, NO!

RONALD, CRUNCHING
NUMBERS IS WHAT I DO.

HO! AND WHAT KIND
OF HERO ARE YOU?

I'M NO HERO.

I'M ACTUARY
OF THE YEAR.

OK, DID YOU
HAVE ANY IDEA

YOUR DAD HAD IT
IN HIM?

NO, BUT
THEN AGAIN,

WHO KNEW WE'D
BE FACING A CRAZED
MATH VILLAIN?

YEP. SO CONVENIENT.

AAAHHH!

SEE? THEY SHOULD
TOTALLY TEACH
THIS WAY IN TRIG.

TOTALLY.

AAH!
AAH!

COME ON, DAD!
YOU ARE A HERO!

AAH!

HOW? HOW WERE YOU EVER ABLE
TO CALCULATE MY EVERY MOVE?

IT WAS EASY.
I DID THE MATH.

BRACKETS!

BOO-YAH, DAD!

WAY TO TEACH
THE BAD GUY A LESSON
STOPPABLE STYLE!

SPEAKING OF
STOPPABLE STYLE...

LET'S SEE IF
I CAN GET THIS
THING TO WORK.

HEY, HEY,
ALL RIGHT!

WHOA!
OH, YEAH.

HEY, THAT'S NICE.
HA HA.

I WAS STARTING
TO THINK

I'D NEVER GET
TO DO THAT AGAIN.

[GIGGLES]

HEY, BUDDY!

YOU KNOW, FROM NOW ON,
NO HAMSTER BALLS
FOR EITHER OF US!

MM-HMM!

WELL, I GUESS
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

AND DON'T WORRY, RON.

AS SOON AS
THIS MESS IS CLEARED UP,

I'LL BE MORE THAN
HAPPY TO HELP YOU

WITH THE REST
OF YOUR PAPER.

SORRY, HEGO.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
I FOUND MYSELF

A NEW SUBJECT
FOR MY PAPER.

YOU MEAN IT?
I'LL GET MY CAPE!

NO CAPES!

INTERESTING REPORT
YOU'VE TURNED IN THERE,
STOPPABLE.

YOUR DAD, AKA "HERO,"

IS A MEMBER OF
THE MIDDLETON
SEARCH AND RESCUE?

YEP.
ALSO VOLUNTEERS

AT THE LOCAL
FIRE DEPARTMENT.
AFFIRMATIVE.

AND WHILE IN THE CONFINES
OF A CERTAIN INFINITY DOME,

HE CAN CONVERT
PURE MATHEMATICAL THOUGHT

INTO BLASTS OF ENERGY
THAT FIRE OUT OF HIS SKULL?

YEAH. IT'S
AN ACTUARY THING.

I SEE.

YOUR DAD ROCKS!
A-PLUS!