Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 11 - Odds Man In - full transcript

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SO, UH, KP, YOU KNOW,
I WAS WONDERING,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SATURDAY NIGHT?

WHOA!

[CRASH]

I'M GUESSING
BUENO NACHO, MOVIE,

3 HOURS IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO WIN A STUFFED FROG

FROM THE CLAW MACHINE
AT THE MIDDLETON MALL.

DROP!

WAIT. ARE YOU SAYING...

HUH! UH!

THAT OUR DATE NIGHT
HAS HIT A...



RUT.

UNH!

AAH!

WHOOP!
UNH!

IT COULD USE
SOME SHAKING UP.

[FALLING OBJECT WHISTLE]

RUN!
UNH!

YOU'RE LOOKING AT A GUY
WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE 2 TICKETS

TO A FORMAL EVENT
AT THE HOTEL CAPRI.

SERIOUS?

WHOA!

I'M IN.

OH, GOOD.
WADE'S RESCUE IS HERE.

UHH!



[SIGHS] FINALLY,

SOMETHING EXCITING TO DO.

[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

WELCOME TO THE ACTUARY
OF THE YEAR AWARDS.

YUP. REAL EXCITING.

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH! ♪

♪ I'M YOUR BASIC,
AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHIN'
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE IN DANGER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE JUST KNOW
THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM
ON MY WAY ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST
CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME,
BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE ♪

♪ I'M THERE
ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

OUR NEXT PRESENTER
IS BEST KNOWN...

YES?
DAD?

WHAT IS AN ACTUARY?

ACTUARIES CREATE
MATHEMATICAL MODELS

TO ASCERTAIN RISK.

UH... COME AGAIN?

OK. WE EVALUATE
THE LIKELIHOOD

OF CATASTROPHIC OR OTHERWISE
UNDESIRABLE EVENTS.

SO YOU GUYS BOOK ODDS
ON PEOPLE'S CROAKAGE.

I THINK HE'S GOT IT.

SO, OK, WAIT.
LIKE YOU'RE SAYING

A BULLFIGHTER
HAS A LOT MORE CHANCE
OF MAJOR INJURY

THAN, SAY,
A PRESCHOOL TEACHER.

BEFORE OR AFTER NAPTIME?

AFTER.

16.3% MORE.

COOL!

ACTUARIES RULE!

HUH. I WONDER WHAT
THE ODDS OF SURVIVAL

FOR TEEN
CRIME FIGHTERS ARE.

OHH!

AAH!

OHH...

I SENT YOU TO DO
ONE SIMPLE THING!

ONE!

STEAL THE ATMOS-FREEZER.

AND WHY DIDN'T YOU?

THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.

OF COURSE
THE DOOR WAS LOCKED.

SUPER-SECRET THINK TANKS

AREN'T KNOWN FOR THEIR
OPEN-DOOR POLICIES.

HEY, WHAT'S 8 LETTERS
FOR "INDIFFERENT"?

WHO CARES?

HUH?
THANKS.

OHH... LOOK.

WOULD IT KILL YOU PEOPLE
TO SHOW SOME INITIATIVE

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?

WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?

JUST A LITTLE THING
CALLED WORLD DOMINATION.

IN MY HANDS,
THE ATMOS-FREEZER

COULD USHER IN
A NEW ICE AGE

AND BRING HUMANITY
TO ITS FROZEN KNEES!

YEAH, THAT'S YOUR BAG.

FRANKLY, THE BOYS
ARE NOT THAT INTO IT.

I PAY YOU, DON'T I?

UH, NO.

SHEGO, DO SOMETHING!

I'M LOSING
MY LEGIONS OF TERROR!

AW, POOR YOU.

HANK PERKINS.

HI. WE'VE MET.

PERKINS...

OH, YOU'RE THE TEMP
WHO FILLED IN HERE ONCE.

SHEGO, YOU CALLED IN
A TEMP?

ONE TEMP DOES NOT
A LEGION OF TERROR MAKE.

OH, I'M OUT OF
THE TEMP GAME, DR. DRAKKEN.

WORKING HERE,
I STUMBLED UPON
A WHOLE UNTAPPED MARKET.

"VILLAINY CONSULTANT"?

BINGO.

INNOVATIVE IDEAS
TO CREATE SYNERGY

AND MAXIMIZE
EVIL OUTPUT.

BRAND MANAGEMENT,
ACTION PLANS,
INCENTIVIZING...

STOP, STOP, STOP!

I DON'T NEED
YOUR FANCY IDEAS,

COLLEGE BOY.

LOOK, IF IT'S ABOUT
THE MONEY...

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

I JUST HAVE A TEENSY
LITTLE PROBLEM

WITH THE FLOW
OF MY CASH.

A PROBLEM IS JUST
A MISUNDERSTOOD
OPPORTUNITY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
JUST TO GET
MY FOOT IN THE DOOR,

IF YOU DON'T SEE
IMPROVED PEOPLE
IN 6 WEEKS,

MY SERVICES ARE FREE.

HMM. I DO LIKE
THE SOUND OF "FREE."

NO, IT'S NEVER
ABOUT THE MONEY.

[ENGINE REVVING]

I'M TELLING YOU, KIM,

ACTUARIALLY SPEAKING,

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOAST
IN THE 10th GRADE.

YET HERE I AM.

OH, WOULD YOU MIND
MOVING OVER A LANE?

WE'RE 8% LESS LIKELY
TO GET INTO
A BONE-MANGLING ACCIDENT.

AND YOU'RE ABOUT
50% MORE LIKELY

NOT TO TICK OFF
YOUR GIRLFRIEND

IF YOU'RE 100%
LESS ANNOYING.

WELL, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.

WHERE DID YOU GET
YOUR NUMBERS?

GRRR!

LOOK, KP, I JUST WANT
TO KEEP YOU SAFE.

'CAUSE IF YOU GOT HURT...

IT'S TOO BIG A LOSS
TO COMPUTE.

THAT'S THE MOST WEIRDLY
ROMANTIC THING
YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.

[BELL RINGS]

[ALL GASP]
HALT!

DON'T YOU LADIES KNOW

60% OF ALL
SLIP-AND-FALL INJURIES

OCCUR BECAUSE OF
WET FLOORS?!

[GIGGLING]

WHOA! OW!

AAH! OH! SPOTTERS!

MORE SPOTTERS!

AAH!

HELP! [CRASH]

HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH.

EASY THERE.
YOU CAN DO IT.

WAY TO GO, BOB.

IS THIS WHAT I AM
NOT PAYING FOR?

KIDDIE GAMES?!

IT'S A TRUST EXERCISE.

THE FIRST THING I LEARNED
IN BUSINESS SCHOOL,

WHERE I GRADUATED
WITH HONORS...

[MOCKING]
"GRADUATED WITH HONORS."

IS... SUCCESSFUL COMPANIES
RUN ON TEAMWORK,

WHICH IS BUILT ON TRUST.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
BUNCH OF GRAD SCHOOL HOOEY.

CAN I HAVE A TURN?
IT'S MY LAIR.

[THUD]
Shego: DR. D.!

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS.

THE COMPANY
ORGANIZATIONAL CHART?

I KNOW THAT.

WHY AM I WAY DOWN HERE
UNDER ASSISTANT MANAGER

FOR MINOR WEAPONRY
AND OFFICE SUPPLIES?

WELL, HERE AT
DRAKKEN & CO.,
WE BELIEVE...

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

I'VE BEEN REDUCED TO
"& CO."?

WHAT CAN I SAY?

YOU MISSED
THE BRAINSTORMERS'
BREAKFAST.

BUT YOU'RE JUST IN TIME

TO WORK ON YOUR
TEAM-BUILDING SKILLS.

THE GOAL IS TO HELP
YOUR TEAMMATES
THROUGH THE WEB

WITHOUT TOUCHING THE ROPE.

SO, ABOUT THAT ORG CHART...

EH HEH. HOW DOES, UH...

CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER
FOR RANDOM MAYHEM SOUND?

THROW IN A COMPANY CAR,
I'M GOOD.

[HONK HONK HONK]

[CRUNCHING]

UH-UH-UH.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

HARDLY. DO YOU KNOW
TONGUE BURNS

LEAD TO WHOLE-BODY
INFECTIONS

IN 3 OUT OF
ONE MILLION CASES?

THERE. NOW YOU CAN EAT
THAT WITH CONFIDENCE.

EEW. SO NOT HUNGRY NOW.

I HAVE FACED FAR WORSE
THAN SCALDING NACOS

AND LIVED IT TO TELL.

I'M A POSSIBLE.
AS IN "ANYTHING IS."

WE DEFY THE ODDS.

KP, DO NOT ANGER THE ODDS.

I LIKE YOU, DON'T I?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?

SLIM TO NONE.

SEE?

WHICH ONLY PROVES
MY POINT.

IF YOU'RE WITH ME,

THEN WHAT OTHER
STATISTICAL HORRORS
CAN BEFALL YOU?

[BEEP BEEP]

HEY, WADE, WHAT'S THE SITCH?

GLOBAL WARMING.

OH! DON'T GET ME
STARTED!

I MEAN, SOMEONE JUST
BREACHED THE SECURITY SYSTEM

OF A LAB THAT'S DOING
ADVANCED GLOBAL WARMING TECH.

WE'RE ON IT.

DRAKKEN'S GOONS?

I GUESS. BUT THESE GOONS
ACTUALLY SEEM COMPETENT.

Drakken: PLEASE.

REFER TO THEM
AS "TEAM MEMBERS."

IT BUILDS THEIR SELF-ESTEEM.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

RRRR!
RRRR!
RRRR!

UNH-UH!

UHH!

YOU CAN DO IT!
EASY THERE.

WAY TO GO, BOB.

WOW, SHEGO, LOOK AT THEM GO.

THAT NEW BONUS-DRIVEN
INCENTIVE SYSTEM

REALLY WORKS.

OH, WHOA!

THESE NUMBERS
DO NOT LOOK GOOD.

HUH? MM-UHH!

UH! HUH!

UHH...

I GOT YOUR BACK, KP!

[GASP]
RON! [GASP]

DON'T YOU THINK
YOUR ODDS ARE BETTER

WHEN YOU SKATE AWAY
FROM BIG METAL THINGS

ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU?

UNH!

EH...

YOU WERE SAYING?

SO YOU SEE, MR. STOPPABLE,

AS ACTUARY OF THE YEAR,

I THOUGHT YOU COULD
REASSURE RON

THAT I'M REALLY OK.

DAD, HAVE YOU BEEN
UNDER HERE RECENTLY?

LOOK AT THIS.

ONE MORE PLUG
AND THIS PLACE

COULD LIGHT UP LIKE
THE FOURTH OF JULY.

OH, BOY!

SEE?

SON, I'M THRILLED
THAT THE ACTUARIAL WORLD

HAS CAPTURED
YOUR IMAGINATION.

IT'S NOT MY IMAGINATION
THAT KIM'S IN
STATISTICAL DANGER.

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE.

LET'S JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

FACTORING IN KIM'S
EXTRAORDINARY ABILITIES,

IT'S MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION

THAT SHE IS NO MORE
IN DANGER SAVING THE WORLD

THAN THE AVERAGE STUDENT IS
SKATEBOARDING TO SCHOOL.

REALLY.
REALLY?

AND AS FOR YOU... WOW.

IT'S A MIRACLE.

WHAT?

OHH.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOAST
IN 10th GRADE.

THE RESULTS
SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

CORPORATE WORKS.

OH, NO.
CASUAL FRIDAY?

WHO KNEW CHINOS
WERE SO COMFY?

OH, YEAH. YEAH, PLEATS.

THE FIERCE NEW LOOK
IN EVIL.

[MUTTERING]
"THE FIERCE NEW LOOK
IN EVIL."

YEAH, CAN WE PLEASE JUST
FIRE UP THE ATMOS-FREEZER?

SHEGO! DID YOU EVEN
READ THE MEMO?!

THE ATMOS-FREEZER REQUIRES
HUGE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

TO BE CRANKED UP
TO THE RIDICULOUSLY
DANGEROUS LEVEL

NEEDED FOR MY EVIL SCHEME.

AND THE POWER DRAIN
WOULD ALERT THE AUTHORITIES
TO OUR LOCATION.

WOW. AN ACTUAL
LEARNING CURVE.

UNH!

ALL I NEED
IS A LARGE URBAN AREA

WHERE IT WOULD BLEND IN
WITH ALL THE OTHER SQUANDERING

OF OUR PRECIOUS RESOURCES.

I JUST HAVEN'T FOUND
THAT PLACE YET.

GOOD NEWS. I JUST DIVERSIFIED
OUR COMPANY'S PRODUCT BASE.

WAY TO GO, HANK!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
EXACTLY?

I BOUGHT OUT A CUPCAKERY
IN DOWNTOWN UPPERTON.

CUPCAKERY?

THERE'S A GOURMET
CUPCAKE CRAZE COMING

AND WE ARE GOING TO BE
IN FRONT OF IT.

CUPCAKES?!

I AM NOT ABOUT TO RISK
MY REPUTATION

AS A PURVEYOR
OF HUMAN SUFFERING

TO SELL CUPCAKES!

MMM.

OH, THEY ARE YUMMY.

YOU KNOW, DR. D.,

NO ONE WOULD EVER
SUSPECT AN ATMOS-FREEZER

TO BE STASHED INSIDE
A CUPCAKE SHOP.

OF COURSE THEY WOULDN'T!

IT WOULD BE...

OH, YES.

YES, I LIKE IT.

SHEGO, YOU JUST EARNED
AN ATTABOY.

GIRL.

Hank: IT'S ALL ABOUT BRANDING.

I ADDED THE WORD GOURMET,

A FLASHY NEW LOGO,

AND CHARGE 3 TIMES AS MUCH
AS OUR NEAREST COMPETITOR.

HANK'S?

YES. WE FOCUS-TESTED
DR. D.'s,

BUT EVERYBODY ASSOCIATED IT
WITH SHAMPOO FOR SOME REASON.

RRRR.

[CHING-CHING]

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHO CARES?

WILL YOU LOOK AT
THE DOUGH WE'RE MAKING?

GET IT? DOUGH?

HEH HEH. [MUTTERING]

ACTUALLY, CUPCAKES
ARE MADE WITH BATTER.

AND DON'T START
LICKING THE SPOON,

'CAUSE THERE SOME BAD NEWS
ON THE NEW ICE AGE.

YOU NEED 3 MORE
STRATEGICALLY PLACED
ATMOS-FREEZERS

IN ORDER TO LOWER
THE TEMPERATURE ENOUGH

TO SATISFY
YOUR EVIL NEEDS.

YOU WORK FOR ME?

BECKER, SIR.

ASSISTANT MANAGER
FOR UNEXPECTED SETBACKS.

HMM..

HMM?

MM.

I WON THE OFFICE
BASEBALL POOL LAST WEEK?

AH, YES.

GOOD ON YOU.

REPLICATING
THE ATMOS-FREEZER

WILL BE EASY ENOUGH.

PROBLEM IS WE WILL NEED
3 MORE LOCATIONS

AND SUBSTANTIAL CAPITAL
TO FUND THE CONSTRUCTION.

Hank: YOU SHOULD SEE
THESE CUPCAKE PROFITS.

IT'S REALLY TOO BAD
WE HAVE ONLY ONE STORE.

DEMAND IS OUTSTRIPPING
SUPPLY 3 TO 1.

A PROBLEM IS JUST
A MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.

TIME TO FRANCHISE.

STILL A NO-SHOW
ON THAT ATMOS-FREEZER, WADE?

YEAH. IT'S FREAKY.

YOU'D THINK SOMETHING

WITH THAT KIND
OF POWER DRAIN
WOULD BE OBVIOUS.

WELL, KEEP LOOKING.

YOU BET. BTW...

HAVE YOU TRIED HANK'S
GOURMET CUPCAKES YET?

[SLURP]

THE MOCHAMANIA
IS THE BOMB!

MAYBE I'LL PICK UP A DOZEN

AND TAKE THEM TO THE RON-NESS
AFTER SCHOOL.

HOW IS MR. SUNSHINE?

[SCRAPING]

KP.

UH... RON?

3 LITTLE WORDS...

ELECTROMAGNETIC
FIELD RADIATION.

WELL, OK... YEAH,
NOT EXACTLY LITTLE.

OHH...

FOUND A WEBSITE ABOUT IT.

THESE ELECTRO-WHATEVERS
ARE EVERYWHERE.

IS THAT RIGHT?

NOT TO WORRY. HERE.

I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES
WITH THE ELECTRO-THINGIES.

EFRs. AND THEY CAN CAUSE

ALL SORTS OF BAD THINGS.

YEAH, BUNIONS, OVERBITES,

MEMORY PROBLEMS.

HEY. YOU FORGOT THIS.

SEE?

ECH! ECCH.

EXACTLY, RON.

ANYTHING CAN GET YOU,
ANYTIME.

SO IF YOU'RE GONNA
LIVE LIKE THIS,

YOU MIGHT AS WELL
NEVER LEAVE HOME.

Hank: THE GOURMET
CUPCAKE CONCERN

REPRESENTS A HUGE IMPROVEMENT
IN COMPANY PERFORMANCE.

GOTTA GIVE YOU PROPS,
SUIT MAN.

ALMOST MAKES ME GLAD
I DIDN'T VAPORIZE YOU EARLIER.

ALMOST.

ALL THE ATMOS-FREEZERS
ARE ACTIVATED.

TEMPERATURES ARE DROPPING
IN ALL FOUR LOCATIONS.

WHAT ABOUT CLEVELAND?

SIR, WE DON'T HAVE
AN ATMOS-FREEZER

IN CLEVELAND.

[WHISPERING]
I'm not talking to you.

I'm on a cupcake
conference call.

WITH THE SUPPLY CHAIN
IN PLACE

THROUGHOUT THE MIDWEST,

WE COULD OPEN CLEVELAND
BY JUNE.

HMM. JUNE'S DOABLE.

PLEASE TELL ME
THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE

ON THAT CONFERENCE CALL.

I THOUGHT THE POINT OF THIS

WAS TO BRING THE WORLD
TO ITS FROZEN KNEES.

WELL, YES.

BUT WHAT'S WRONG
WITH A LITTLE MULTI-TASKING?

[SLURP]

OUT OF THE BOX YOU GO.

WHAT BOX?

THE ONE YOU ARE
THINKING INSIDE.

[STAMMERING
AND MUTTERING]

YOU... OH, SHEGO,
IT'S CORPORATE JARGON.

NEVER MIND.

HUH?

SNOW?

IN SPRING?

WADE?

I KNOW.
THE WEATHER.

THE ATMOS-FREEZER?
I'M THINKING...

DRAKKEN.
CAN YOU BEEP RON?

ALREADY ON IT.

BUT I'M NOT GETTING
ANY ANSWER.

[DOOR CREAKS]

RON?

IN HERE!

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAK.

RON?

WHAT IS THIS?

PANIC ROOM.

OF COURSE IT IS.

5-INCH-THICK WALLS
OF SOLID STEEL

AND THE ONLY PLACE
I FEEL SAFE

AGAINST THE STATISTICAL
CRUELTIES OF THIS WORLD.

[JABBERING AND SQUEAKING]

[TEETH CHATTERING]

[JABBERING]

AAH!

[JABBERING]

RON, THIS IS SO
A DRAKKEN PLOT.

Ron: WEATHER? DIDN'T HE
ALREADY DO WEATHER?

ONLY DIFFERENCE IS,
FOR SOME REASON

IT'S WORKING THIS TIME.

WHICH IS IMPRESSIVE.

I MEAN, THE ODDS AGAINST HIM
ARE TREMENDOUS.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ODDS.

I CARE ABOUT BACKUP.

WHICH I NEED.

YOU DON'T WANT ME, KIM.

I'M AN ACCIDENT
WAITING TO HAPPEN.

RON, YOU'RE NOT GONNA...

I'LL BE HERE.

WITH A YEAR'S WORTH
OF NACOS,

HIGH-SPEED INTERNET,
AND THOSE CUPCAKES,

WHICH ARE TERRIFIC,
BY THE WAY.

[CRUNCH] MMM!

BUT...

KIM, RUFUS, I'M SORRY.

IT'S HOW IT HAS TO BE.

[DOOR SQUEAKING]

OHH... OH, OH...

PERKINS,
WHAT'S A TAKEAWAY?

GLOBAL TEMPERATURES
ARE PLUMMETING.

GOOD, GOOD.

AND SALES IN OUR NEW
MIAMI STORE

ARE BEATING PROJECTIONS.

OOH! IT'S A WIN-WIN.

Both: AAH!
WOULD YOU TWO
STOP THAT!

AM I THE ONLY ONE
AROUND HERE

KEEPING YOUR EYE
ON THE PRIZE?

SHEGO.

THE NEW ICE AGE
IS 2 DAYS AWAY.

BESIDES, I'M THINKING
OF SPINNING OFF

THIS WHOLE FREEZE-THE-WORLD
DIVISION.

BOTS?

EH, NO CROSS-PROMOTION VALUE.

CAN'T VERY WELL HAND OUT
ICEBERGS

TO THE LITTLE KIDDIES
AT THE TAKEOUT WINDOW,
NOW, CAN YOU?

RROWRR!

OOH.

SHEGO.

DON'T GO ALL GREEN ON US.

[CRACK]

WE'RE STILL GONNA
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

JUST NEW SCHOOL.

WE'RE TAKING OUR
CUPCAKE CONCERN PUBLIC

WITH A BIG WALL STREET
SPLASH NEXT WEEK.

FINALLY, I GET TO KICK IT
WITH THE BIG BOYS.

[ALARMS BEEPING]

INTRUDERS!

YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE
MISSION THING

IS A LOT HARDER
THAN IT LOOKS
ON MY MONITOR BACK HOME.

ARE YOU STALLING?

NO! I... I JUST WANT TO CHECK

IF I BROUGHT
THE MOTION DEACTIVATOR.

GOT IT!

[GASP]

[GASP]

Kim: DRAKKEN'S BEHIND HANK'S
GOURMET CUPCAKES?

BUMMER.

THEY ARE YUMMY.

UH... UH...

UH...

UHH!

UH, I GOT IT, KIM.

I'LL STUN HIM.

WAIT. NO!

UHH!

KIM!

UNH.

UHH...

THIS SIDEKICK THING

IS HARDER THAN RON
MADE IT LOOK, TOO.

I'M IN A SAFE PLACE NOW.
NOTHING CAN HURT ME.

I'M IN A SAFE PLACE NOW.
NOTHING CAN HURT ME.

[WHIRRING]

[CLATTERING]

AAH!

HA HA!

RUFUS! HOW...

[WHIRRING]

OH, WAIT TILL I SEE
THAT SALESMAN

AT THE PANIC ROOM
DEALERSHIP.

[BEEPING]

AAH! KIM'S IN TROUBLE!

I... I KNEW THIS WAS
STATISTICALLY INEVITABLE,

BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
I CAN'T GO BACK OUT THERE.

NOT WITH THE ODDS
STACKED AGAINST ME!

OW!

RON...

[STATIC]

HUH?

WELL, I... I CAN'T GO IN
ALONE.

I... I... DO YOU KNOW THE ODDS

OF ME FIGHTING OFF
DRAKKEN'S HENCHMEN,

RESCUING KIM,

AND SAVING THE WORLD
FROM A NEW ICE AGE?

HUH?

NOTE: SOLAR-POWERED
CALCULATORS

WORTHLESS IN PANIC ROOM!

HUH!

UNH! UNH! UNH!

RONALD.

HUH?
HUH?

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
WHAT YOU LEARN

WHEN YOU SPEND
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
CALCULATING HAZARDS.

WHAT?

SOME THINGS
ARE WORTH THE RISK.

[LIQUID POURING
AND BUBBLING]

UHH. UHH. WADE?

KIM, YOU'RE OK!

UH... RELATIVELY
SPEAKING.

FUNNY.
MY MOM ALWAYS SAID

THAT TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE
WOULD BE BAD FOR ME.

NO MERE CHOCOLATE.

CHOCOLATE GANACHE.

GANACHE? WHAT'S GANACHE?

EQUAL PARTS
DARK CHOCOLATE

AND FRESH
DAIRY CREAM.

SIMPLE BUT DELICIOUS
ON EVERYTHING.

YOU'LL SEE.

LOWER THEM.

UH, SORRY THERE, BOSS,

BUT THAT ISN'T
IN MY SKILL SET.

YOU'RE GONNA WANT
THE ASSISTANT MANAGER
FOR CLIMACTIC ACTION.

FINE. GO GET HIM.

WHOA!

SURE, THEY'RE A WELL-OILED
MACHINE.

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE
RON'S SECRET WEAPON.

PARANOIA
AND IRRATIONAL FEAR.

YOU KNOW, 38% OF ALL
SPLINTER MISHAPS

ARE CAUSED BY
MANUAL LIFTING.

DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE
A 17% CHANCE
OF LOSING YOUR GOOD LOOKS

PRACTICING MARTIAL ARTS
WITHOUT THE CORRECT PADDING.

YEP. ONE OUT OF EVERY 2
HOMEMADE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES
BACKFIRE.

RRR.

FINALLY.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING
A YEAR-END BONUS.

I GUESS THIS IS OUR FINAL
GOOD-BYE, KIM POSSIBLE,

AND YOUR SIDEKICK WANNABE.

WHO KNEW REVENGE
WOULD BE SO... SWEET?

ISN'T THIS WHERE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY,

"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH IT"?

ONLY WHEN I'M ABSOLUTELY
POSITIVE HE WON'T.

DOUBLE-DIP THEM!

WELL, THERE ARE
WORSE WAYS TO GO.

RON!

CAN I GET A BOO-YAH?

AAH!
AAH!

GOT IT!

OOF!

OHH...
OHH...
OHH...

AAH...

GET THEM!

NO WAY.

WE'RE TAKING THE EARLY
RETIREMENT PACKAGE.

BUT OUR INCENTIVE
PROGRAM!

WE GOT A BETTER
INCENTIVE.

YEAH, TO LIVE.

WAY TO GO, BOB.

RON, I CAN'T BELIEVE...

YEAH, I KNOW.

GUYS. I'M STILL HERE.

RIGHT.
OH.

RON, THE ATMOS-FREEZERS.

I'M ON IT.

UHH! EEK!

SO, HOW MANY SIDEKICKS

CAN ONE CRIME-FIGHTING
CHEERLEADER BRING?

JUST EVENING THE ODDS.

WAH-HAH!

WAH-HAH!

[RUMBLING]

OH, NO!

ON THE UPSIDE,

RON IS SURVIVING
WAY LONGER THAN
I THOUGHT HE WOULD.

ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?

YAAH!

EHH!

[GULP]

STATISTICALLY SPEAKING,

THERE IS A 99% CHANCE
THAT WHATEVER YOU DO TO ME

IS GONNA HURT REAL BAD.

OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.

CHECK YOUR FIGURES, SHEGO.

UNH! YAAH!

RON, YOU WERE AWESOME.

YEAH, I KNOW.

OW! OW, OW! OW!

TIME TO GO LIVE
ON AN UPDATED ACTION PLAN.

RUN!

[RUMBLING]

THIS IS GOING
TO NEGATIVELY IMPACT

THIRD-QUARTER PERFORMANCE.

RON, LOOK OUT,
YOU COULD SLIP.

THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE
OF IT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T CARE.

GIVE IT UP
FOR THE NEW RON STOPPABLE,

RISK-TAKER.

BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA
RIDE IN THE BACKSEAT?

WELL, I MAY BE
A RISK-TAKER,

BUT MAMA DIDN'T
RAISE NO FOOL.

A-YUP, YUP.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH

THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE OVER
THE WORLD... AGAIN.

NOW WE'RE STUCK
WITH THE CUPCAKES.

THAT LOW-CARB TREND
WAS COMING.

SHOULD HAVE BEEN
IN FRONT OF IT.

A PROBLEM IS JUST
A MISUNDERSTOOD OPPORTUNITY.

ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME
WITH THESE OR NOT?!

WHO... OK, THAT'S TAKING
CASUAL FRIDAYS TOO FAR.

[GRUMBLING]