Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 10 - Fashion Victim - full transcript

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WHOA!
WHOA!

SO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
THAT THEY'RE NOT AFTER US?

THEY'RE BLACK
HELICOPTERS, RON?

THEY'RE ALWAYS
AFTER US.

[GASP]

HEAD FOR THE FORT.

I'M ON IT!

RUFUS, WINGMAN ME.

OK!

NICE COLOR.
WRONG TOOL.

MMM.



TAKE IT AWAY, WADE.

I GOT YOU.

[GASP]

[YELLING]

HO, HO!
NICE CATCH, K.P.!

FRAULEIN POSSIBLE.

UND SIDEKICK.

AND WINGMAN.

FREE THE DUKE, DEMENTOR.

SO YOU WANT THE DUKE,
DO YOU?

HEH HEH! HA HA HA!

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

OK.

REALLY? NO FIGHTING?



UNFORTUNATELY,
MY CAPER INCLUDES

A GRIEVOUS
ACCOUNTING ERROR.

A DUKE'S RANSOM
ISN'T WORTH HALF A KING'S.

AND THE HELICOPTER DRONES
AND NANO-JETPACKS--

I'M LOSING MILLIONS!

NANO-JETPACKS?

YOU HAD TO ASK?

I SAY, THANK YOU
FOR DASHING
TO MY RESCUE

WITH SUCH HASTE.

NO BIG.

[BEEP]

UH-OH.
NEW WORLD CRISIS?

NO, WORSE.
WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.

♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS, JUST ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

HEY, KIM,
HOW WAS THE MISH?

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

MISSION HAIR.

THANKS.
IS THE MANAGER HERE?

I NEED HER TO SIGN
MY TIME CARD.

I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU,

NOW THAT
I'VE BEEN PROMOTED
TO ASSISTANT MANAGER!

NO WAY!

AAH!
AAH!

MONIQUE,

CLUB BANANA'S
CHIEF DESIGNER

IS COMING
TO OUR STORE.

COCO BANANA HERE?

YES!

SO ASSEMBLE AND DRESS
THE MANNEQUINS QUICKLY,
OR--

COCO BANANA IS HERE.

OH, MR. BANANA,
WHAT A PLEASURE.

HANDSHAKE.

COCO BANANA HAS
BROUGHT THE DESIGNS

FOR THE NEW
FALL COLLECTION.

PLEASE, NO FAINTING.

MAY WE GASP?

YOU MAY.

[ALL GASP]

THE FALL COLLECTION!

3/4 SLEEVE
SEQUIN-TRIMMED TUNIC
FROM...

LAST SEASON.

MMM.

[GULP]

YES, MR. BANANA, SIR.

VINTAGE CLUB "B."
COCO SAYS, PROPS.

OH, THANK YOU.

COME, LABOR FORCE.

COCO BANANA
WILL UNVEIL THE DESIGNS.

AH, MANAGEMENT ONLY.

SORRY, GIRL.
I'LL 4-1-1 YOU LATER.

UM, CONFIDENTIALITY
AGREEMENT?

YOU WILL SAY NOTHING
TO NO ONE.

HMM.

HA! FALL COLLECTION.

I AM NOT JEALOUS.

NOPE, NO JEAL IN HERE.

WELL, OK,
FROM THE BEGINNING, K.P.

I'M AT WORK.
I GOT NOTHING BUT TIME.

Kim: WELL,
IT ALL STARTED
WHEN COCO BANANA--

AH, SORRY, KIM,
GOT TO GO.

THE LEMURS ARE IN.

[SIGH]

[LAUGHING]

[GASP]
AAH!

[CRASH]

STOPPABLE!

MR. BARKIN?

Boy on P.A.: PRICE CHECK

ON POP POP PORTER'S
FREEZE-DRIED CHICKEN-FRIED
STEAKLETTES.

Both: TWO FOR $1.99.

Both: YOU WORK HERE?

HOUSEWARES.
14 YEARS THIS JUNE.

PETS.
14 HOURS THIS WEEK.

BUT--
BUT WHY DO YOU--

THE GIG AT MIDDLETON HIGH
IS JUST FOR THE BENEFITS.

THIS...
IS MY TRUE PASSION.

HOUSEWARES? REALLY?

HELPING A CUSTOMER
CHOOSE BETWEEN
A MUFFIN PAN

AND A MINI-MUFFIN PAN--

TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS.

UH-OH! STORE MANAGER!

YEAH! GOOD HUSTLE
ON THAT PRICE CHECK,
MY BOY.

AH. HEH HEH HEH!

THANKS,
MR. STOCKWELL.

NOT YOU, BARKIN,
OUR NEW EMPLOYEE--

THE ONE WITH PROMISE
AND POTENTIAL?

A CLEAR CANDIDATE FOR
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

THAT WOULD BE
THE BADIGGITIEST!

BUT--BUT HOW
WOULD THAT WORK,

TODAY BEING THE 16th
AND ALL?

HA HA HA!

AND A SENSE
OF HUMOR, TO BOOT.

YOU ARE GOING
PLACES, SON.

Boy on P.A.:
CLEANUP ON AISLE 12.

CODE "T."

"T." TOXIC.

HE'S RIGHT, STOPPABLE.

YOU ARE GOING PLACES--
AISLE 12.

DON'T GET ANY ON YOU.

YES, MR. BARKIN.
I--WAIT.

JUST A MINIMUM-WAGE
MINUTE.

NO ORANGE TIE,
NO AUTHORITY.

WHAT ARE YOU
BABBLING ABOUT?

MANAGEMENT WEARS
ORANGE TIES, MR. B.,

AND YOU--
NO ORANGE TIE.

TRANSLATION: YOU ARE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME!

YOO-HOO.

OHH, SCHOOL.
YEAH. HEH!

YOU ARE THE BOSS
OF ME. HEH.

AND YOU'LL WRITE THAT
500 TIMES ON
THE CHALKBOARD TODAY

IN DETENTION!

Kim: COME ON, MONIQUE.
FALL COLLECTION?

CAN'T YOU SITCH ME
ON THE HOT AND THE NOT?

I TOLD YOU, KIM,

I SIGNED
A CONFIDENTIALITY
AGREEMENT.

I CAN'T SPILL, GIRL.

WELL, WE'LL SEE
ABOUT THAT.

UPDATE ON MY CONTRACT,
WADE.

IT'S AIRTIGHT, KIM.

NO LOOPHOLES?

EVEN IF I FOUND ONE,
ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 35,

I COULDN'T TELL YOU.

EVEN THE LOOPHOLES
ARE CONFIDENTIAL?

I CAN'T COMMENT
ON THAT.

OHH!

FULL HOUSE!
BOOYA!

[GRUNT]

NOW, DIXIE, SORE LOSER
DOESN'T EXACTLY SAY
"TAKE ME HOME."

[ROARING]

OK, OK!

NOW, SOMEONE NEEDS
A T.O.

WHAT IS GOING ON
OVER HERE?

CLEARLY THE NEW KID
IS AGITATING THE STOCK--

THE LIVESTOCK.

MOMMY, MOMMY!
I WANT AN ANGRY GORILLA!

OK, DARLING.
LET'S GET A SHOPPING CART.

NICE SALE STRATEGY,
SON.

WELL, YOU KNOW--
HEH HEH!

SOMETIMES IT JUST
COMES TO ME.

BUT DID YOU
CHECK THE ROSTER?

YOU'VE GOT
STOCKROOM DUTY TODAY.

OH. THOUGHT I WAS
SUPPOSED TO MOVE
THESE LEMURS.

NO NEED, MY BOY.
WE ARE RUNNING
A SPECIAL--

A FREE LEMUR WITH
EVERY COFFEEMAKER.

WE CAN'T KEEP
THE LITTLE FURBALLS
IN STOCK.

BARKIN, SHOW
OUR STAR SALESMAN

WHERE THE STOCKROOM IS.

HA HA!
MY PLEASURE.

RIGHT THIS WAY,
STAR.

AW, GEE,
MR. B.,

THAT'S NICE OF YOU,

CONSIDERING
YOU HAVE NOT AN
OUNCE OF CONTROLLAGE

OVER ME AND ALL.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

[GASP]

AH, I HAVE TO ORGANIZE
ALL THIS STUFF?

WELL, FOR SOMEONE
ON THE FAST TRACK TO
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH,

I'M SURE THAT
YOU'LL HAVE IT
WHIPPED INTO SHAPE

IN NO TIME.

Boy on P.A.: PRICE CHECK
ON COTTON SATEEN DUST RUFFLES.

14-OR-18-INCH DROP?

I'D BETTER TAKE THIS.

CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE YUMMY COLORS
OF THOSE FALL COATS?

IT'S LIKE A RAINBOW
OF RETAIL PERFECTION!

YOU KNOW,
I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH
KEEPING SECRETS.

IN FACT--HEH--

THE SAFETY
OF THE WORLD
DEPENDS ON IT,

SO, UM,
FALL COLLECTION?

UH, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

AH. THEN I GUESS
I'LL CLOCK OUT
AND PICK UP RON.

I'M SURE HE'S GOT
ALL-NEW LEMUR STORIES.

WISH THOSE
WERE CONFIDENTIAL.

KIM? YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE.

KIM!

Ron: INVENTORY, KIM--
TWO STORIES HIGH!

SO YOU SORT,
YOU PILE, YOU TRASH--

LIKE WHEN YOU CLEANED
YOUR ROOM.

WE PROMISED NEVER
TO SPEAK OF THAT DARK DAY.

HEY, MONIQUE.

"HEY, MONIQUE"?

"HEY, MONIQUE"?

UM, REASON FOR THE 'TUDE?

I GET YOU A JOB
IN MY STORE,

AND THIS IS
HOW YOU REPAY ME?

UH, GUYS?

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T FRONT
WITH ME, GIRL.

I SAW YOU WITH
MY OWN EYES.

SAW ME WHAT?

LEAVING THE MANAGER'S
OFFICE.

I CAUGHT YOU
EYEING THOSE DESIGNS.

I DID NOT!

OH, OH, I GUESS

IT WAS JUST
YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN,
THEN, RIGHT?

OR CAMILLE LEON.

Both: CAMILLE LEON?

ISN'T SHE IN JAIL?

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU.

APPARENTLY, SHE SHAPE-SHIFTED
INTO A GUARD AND ESCAPED.

OK, WHO DID NOT
SEE THIS COMING?

I MEAN, BESIDES THE GUARDS...
AND US?

I'LL SEE
IF I CAN--HEY!

KIM POSSIBLE?

UH...MAYBE.

OFFICERS TWILL
AND TWEED.

WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
SOME QUESTIONS.

HEH! WHAT ARE YOU,
THE FASHION POLICE?

AFFIRMATIVE.

AND THAT SPORTS JERSEY
IS A SERIOUS VIOLATION.

YOU'RE WRITING ME
A TICKET?

[CHUCKLES]

BUT, UH, HALF CRED
ON THE POCKET PET.

THEY ARE HOT
THIS SEASON.

SO WHAT'S THE DRAMA,
OFFICERS?

MY NEW FALL DESIGNS--
STOLEN!

BUT THAT WOULD MAKE
COCO BANANA A...

FASHION VICTIM.

TEARS.

[CRYING]

CAMILLE'S TRYING
TO FRAME ME

FOR STEALING
THE DESIGNS.

NOTHING SPRUCES UP
A CAPER

LIKE A LITTLE REVENGE
ALONG THE WAY.

SO YOU DENY
ANY INVOLVEMENT
IN THIS CRIME?

NATCH. THE WOMAN
YOU WANT IS
CAMILLE LEON.

THE DISINHERITED
CELEBUTANTE?

BEST DRESSED CELEB
3 YEARS IN A ROW,

ACCORDING TO
HER STYLE FILE.

CHECK THE CRINOLINE
PENCIL SKIRT.
SHE'S ARRESTING.

YOU MEAN
SHE SHOULD BE ARRESTED.

IF CAMILLE
HAS THOSE DESIGNS,

THEN SHE'LL BE
LOOKING TO SELL THEM.

COPY THAT.

WE'LLWE;LL FOLLOW UP
ON THE TIP,

BUT WE'RE KEEPING
AN EYE ON YOU.

[BEEPING]

6-8-2 IN PROGRESS.

UGH. KNEE HIGHS
WITH FLIP-FLOPS.

OK! EVEN I KNOW
THAT'S WRONG!

WADE?

ALREADY ON IT, KIM.

YOUR RIDE'S HOVERING
OUTSIDE.

WHERE TO THIS TIME?

THE ONE PLACE CAMILLE
CAN GET TOP DOLLAR

FOR STOLEN DESIGNS:

MILAN,

HOME OF THE FASHION
UNDERGROUND.

WE'RE GOING TO ITALY!
BOOYA!

I THOUGHT SMARTY MART
HAD YOU ON
STOCKROOM DUTY.

OH, MAN!

YEAH, WAY TO UNDO
THE BOOYA.

THAT'S OK, RON.
I'LL SUB.

OH. UM, THANKS,
BUT, UH,

I CAN HANDLE.

HEY, CAMILLE
PLAYED ME, TOO.

WOULD LOVE TO STAY
AND LECTURE

ON THE DANGERS
OF MISSION WORK,

BUT MILAN CALLS.

I THINK THAT GIRL
JUST DITCHED ME.

[ANIMALS CHATTERING]

[SLURP]

STOPPABLE?

HEY, MR. B.
JUST TAKING 5.

QUESTION:

JUST WHEN DO YOU PLAN
ON BEGINNING THE ACTUAL WORK?

EXCUSE ME?

I SPENT THE LAST TWO 60s
ORGANIZING THIS STUFF
INTO 3 PILES:

MISCELLANEOUS STUFF,

OTHER MISCELLANEOUS STUFF,

AND STUFF I MIGHT WANT
TO BUY WITH MY DISCOUNT.

2% OFF? RIGHT?

STOPPABLE, GET THIS
INTO YOUR NACHO CHEESE HEAD.

EVERY ITEM MUST BE
LOGGED AND SHELVED

ACCORDING TO DEPARTMENT,
NOT PERSONAL, PREFERENCE.

AW, MAN,
NOW YOU TELL ME!

[GRUNT]

SHOULD NOT
HAVE DONE THAT.

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

OOH. CLOSE ONE.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
BE TRAPPED IN THE STOCKROOM.

YEAH, LUCKY US.

THAT WOULD BE
MUCH WORSE
THAN BEING...

TRAPPED IN A CRATE!

I CAN'T LET YOU WATCH,
DR. FUSION.

WORLD SECURITY IS AT HAND.

JUST TRY AND STOP ME, DINOMAN.
HEH HEH HEH!

[CHUCKLING]

MONIQUE!

SO MANY LEVELS OF WRONG.

AND AREN'T
ACTION FIGURES

A LITTLE LOW-TECH
FOR YOU?

THEIR HOLOGRAMS
AREN'T COMPLETE YET.

YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE,
RIGHT?

YOU GET ME TO MILAN,

AND I'LL KEEP DINOMAN
AND PURPLE PANTS

ON THE D.L.

YOUR RIDE,
STUDENT PARKING LOT.

HEH. EH. EH.

THERE'S NO WAY OUT,
MR., BARKIN!

STOP YOUR SQUIRMING,
STOPPABLE,

AND LOOK
FOR A LIGHT SOURCE.

WELL, IT'S SORT OF
HARD TO FOCUS

WHEN THERE'S
A FLASHLIGHT
WEDGED IN YOUR BACK.

EH...OW!

GIVE ME THAT.

OHH. THANKS, MR. B.
MUCH BETTER.

MR. BARKIN,
YOUR STUBBLAGE--

OHH!

HOW LONG HAVE WE
BEEN IN HERE?

OH, ABOUT 19 MINUTES.

I, UH...
HAVE TO SHAVE OFTEN.

HOW OFTEN?

15 TIMES A DAY.
NOW, WOULD YOU CUT THE CHATTER?

I HAVE TO FORMULATE A PLAN!

ALREADY GOT ONE.

HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!

THAT'S NOT A PLAN.

NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

HE-HE-HELP!

NO ONE CAN HEAR US, MAN.
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.

[MOO]

AND THAT COW.

WHAT IS
ALL THIS STUFF,
ANYWAY?

APPEARS TO BE RETURNS--

MERCHANDISE
THAT HAS BEEN RETURNED.

WHERE DOES IT
GET RETURNED TO?

TO THE RETURNS WAREHOUSE
OVERSEAS!

[YELLING]

GLOBAL POSITIONING
PLACES THE ENTRANCE
TO THE FASHION UNDERGROUND

SOMEWHERE IN THAT BUILDING.

Kim: AS LAIRS GO,
IT'S, UH...

PRETTY.

Twill: INTERESTING.

EVERY TIME
WE FOLLOW A CLUE

ON THE STOLEN
FASHION DESIGNS,

IT LEADS TO YOU.

WHY IS THAT?

BECAUSE WE'RE
ON THE SAME CASE.

WE'RE THE FASHION
POLICE, MISS POSSIBLE.

YOU CAN'T PULL
THE MARINO WOOL
OVER OUR EYES.

GOOD THING,

OR YOU WOULDN'T
SEE THOSE WOMEN

THEIR OUTFITS?

[GASP]
CRIMINAL.

WHERE?
WHERE?

I'M GOING IN.
COVER ME.

OOH!

AAH!

UNH!

GOSH, THANKS A MIL.

[GASP]

MONIQUE?

I THOUGHT WE AGREED

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS
FOR YOU TO BE HERE.

DON'T EVEN TRY TO
FLOAT THE DANGER BOAT
WITH ME, GIRL.

YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE
BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS

THAT I GOT TO
SEE THE DESIGNS
AND YOU DIDN'T.

UNH!

TELL ME WE ARE NOT
IN THE SEWER.

[BEEPING]

[GASP]

THAT'S IT!
I AM OFFICIALLY NAH!

EYE TO EYE, KIM.

ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME?

WADE, BESIDES
YOUR LITTLE SURPRISE,

WHAT'S THE SITCH?

WHAT KIND OF SECURITY
ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?

THE FASHIONISTAS USE THE LATEST
IN AUTOSENSORY DEFENSES.

THE FASHIONISTAS?

[GASP]

YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FASHIONISTAS?

SHOULD I?

SENDING PROFILES.

ESPADRILLE,
HOODIE, AND CHINO.

THEY COPY THE BRAND-NAME
DESIGNER FASHIONS

AND SELL KNOCKOFFS
AROUND THE WORLD.

THEY RUN THE FASHION
UNDERGROUND!

OH. HEH!

SEE--HMM.

MISSIONS MAY BE
YOUR BAG,

BUT FASHION--
YOUR SISTER.

THE FASHIONISTAS
WILL MAKE MILLIONS

FLOODING THE MARKET
WITH THEIR COUNTERFEIT FASHIONS.

ALL THANKS TO CAMILLE
AND HER STOLEN DESIGNS.

WELL, UM, MONIQUE,

NOT THAT I DON'T
HAVE A PLAN "B,"

BUT...HOW WOULD YOU
GET US INTO THE UNDERGROUND?

CAMILLE IMITATED YOU.

A HIT-BACK IS FAIR GAME.

[INDISTINCT]

I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE HEADED OVERSEAS.

WE COULD END UP
IN A WHOLE OTHER COUNTRY.

STOPPABLE,
QUIT YOUR WHINING.

GIVE ME A HAND
WITH OUR BASE CAMP.

HERE. USE THIS TRENCHING
SHOVEL TO START
OUR HERB GARDEN,

HERB GARDEN?

UH, DON'T WE NEED,
LIKE, HERBS FOR THAT?

YOU KNOW, AND GARDEN?

WE'LL HARVEST THE SOIL
FROM OUR SOCKS.

UH...MR. BARKIN?
YOU FEEL OK?

THIS CRATE'S NOT
GETTING TO YOU, IS IT?

OF COURSE NOT!

BUT WHY DO YOU KEEP
CALLING ME THAT?

MR. BARKIN?

[MOO]

HE'S MR. BARKIN!

MOO?

THERE. MY BLOG ON
UPDATING THE YOGA PANT--

DONE AND DONE.

WHOA!
LOOK WHO'S BACK.

AND SPORTING
A NEW ACCESSORY.

IS THAT, LIKE,
OUR FALL COLLECTION?

FIRST SHIPMENT
HITS TOMORROW.

SO MANY PIRATES,
SO LITTLE TIME.

Camille: YOO-HOO!
FASHION FRIENDS!

CAMILLE.

GREETS.
JUST CAME FOR MORE GREEN.

I'VE ALREADY SPENT
YESTERDAY'S SCORE.

OH, THAT WHOLE
FOREIGN EXCHANGE THINGY?

SO CONFUSING.

AS IF I'M A MATHEMAGICIAN.

BUT IF
YOU'RE CAMILLE...

THEN WHO'S SHE?

CLEARLY A POSER.

THEY'RE A DIME A DOZ.

I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T
WANT TO BE ME?

PROPS ON THE LOOK, YEAH,
BUT I'M THE REAL CAMILLE.

PLEASE.

IT TOOK, LIKE,
A LIFETIME

TO PERFECT THIS.

NICE TRY,
WANNABE-ME,

BUT IF ANYONE
KNOWS A KNOCKOFF,

IT'S THE FASHIONISTAS.

TUESDAY, 1400.

I'M SURROUNDED
BEHIND ENEMY LINES.

OPERATION DESERT TRIAL
IS IN DANGER.

CODENAME RON STOPPABLE

HAS CROSSED OVER
TO THE OTHER SIDE.

HEY, AT LEAST
I'M NOT THE ONE

TALKING INTO
A RUBBER CHICKEN!

THIS TIME.

RUBBER CHICKEN?

RUBBER CHICKEN? NO!

NOT AGAIN!
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

[MOO]

I KNOW.
NOT LOOKING GOOD.

UH, WHAT NOW, KIM?

UNH!

UNH!

KIM?
AS IN POSSIBLE?

OH! VERY GOOD, CAMILLE.

[KIM GRUNTS]

[GASP]

SAY, GIRL,

YEAH, MY BATTLE SKILLS
AREN'T QUITE IN VOGUE.

PLAY YOUR STRENGTHS,
MONIQUE.

UH, ACCESSORIZE.

ON IT.

UNH!

AAH!

AAH!

NICE MOVES, POSSIBLE.

I MAY DESIGN A TRACKSUIT
AFTER YOU.

UNH!

DESIGN?
DON'T YOU MEAN STEAL?

WHATEVS.

UNH!

[GASP]

[GASP]

AAH!

OH, PLEASE.
THESE WILL NEVER SELL.

[GROANS]

[GASP]

[GRUNT]

NEW KNOT. YOU LIKE?

OHH. YES.

[GRUNTING]

CUTE LOOK,
BUT IT NEEDS A BELT.

I DISAGREE.
THE BELT? TOO MUCH.

[GASP]

SO, UH, KIM, YEAH,

THAT WHOLE DANGER
EXCUSE?

TURNS OUT
YOU KNEW YOUR STUFF.

SO DO YOU.

I WAS JEALOUS THAT
YOU GOT TO SEE THE DESIGNS.

FORGIVE?

FORGIVE. BUT, UM...

CAN WE PICK THIS UP
LATER?

Hoodie: AHEM.

SORRY TO CRASH
THE BIG KISS AND CRY,

BUT THIS IS BIZ.

AND WE'RE PUTTING YOU
OUT OF IT.

MONIQUE, THE DESIGNS!

KIM, LOOK OUT!

WHOA!

[GASP]

[GASP]

[MOO]

RON?

MONIQUE!

IS THAT...MR. BARKIN?

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

SWEET LADY OXYGEN!

BREATHE WITH ME,
STOPPABLE!

BREATHE!

Twill: FASHION POLICE.

HALT!

CODE RED.
I REPEAT, CODE RED.

SEND IMMEDIATE
REINFORCEMENTS.

OH. OH, SURE.
NOW YOU ARRIVE.

WE'RE TRAINED FOR COUTURE,
NOT COMBAT.

WHAT'S HAPPENING,
MONIQUE?

K.P.!

I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S HAPPENING.

CAMILLE ATTACKED ME.

RON?

THEY BOTH SHOWED UP
IN THE SAME OUTFIT.

HOW HUMILIATING.

TWO KIMS.

WHICH ONE IS REAL?

HMM.

THAT ONE!

YOU KNOW, I MAY NOT
KNOW WHERE WE ARE

OR WHAT'S GOING ON,

BUT I KNOW
MY OWN GIRLFRIEND.

NO, RON, YOU DON'T.

JUST A MINUTE.

PATENT SHOES,
100% SILK BLOUSE

ARREST HER!

WHY? I THINK
IT WORKS.

THIS IS CAMILLE LEON,
YOUR THIEF.

THERE'S YOUR COLLAR.

[GRUNTING]

[SIGH]

LOOK, PRISON IS SO,
LIKE, LAME.

OH, CAN'T I DO HOUSE ARREST

AT ONE OF THOSE
YUMMY VILLAS IN TUSCANY?

GOOD EYE...MONIQUE.

OK, LOOK.

THE CRATE TRAPPAGE
MAY HAVE AFFECTED
MY JUDGMENT.

I WAS SITTING
WITH A COW!

HE WAS TALKING
TO A CHICKEN,
AND THE--

MM-HMM.

THE DESIGNS,
MR. BANANA, SIR.

WE RECOVERED THEM
IN MILAN.

FEH.
I SCRAPPED THESE
TWO DAYS AGO.

I'M TAKING
THE FALL LINE
IN A NEW DIRECTION.

CAN YOU BELIEVE
WE WENT
ALL THAT WAY...

AND TOOK ON
THE WHOLE UNDERGROUND,

JUST FOR HIM TO...

TEARS.
TEARS.

[CRYING]

Twill: SIR,
STEP TO THE WALL, PLEASE.

Tweed: YOU'RE CHARGED
WITH MULTIPLE COUNTS

OF ATROCIOUS
FASHION SENSE.

UH...NOT SURE
THIS IS ACCURATE.

I'M IN FRENCH HEELS.

WHICH IS COUNT ONE.
THOSE PUMPS?

CLOSED TOES!

SPRING
CALLS FOR STRAPPY.

TURN TO THE LEFT.

COUNT TWO: THE BOA ROBE.

CLEARLY, YOU DIDN'T
PULL IT OFF.

TURN TO THE RIGHT.

COUNT 3: THE STOLE.

CHICKEN WAS SO
TWO SEASONS AGO.

COUNT 4:
THE LAMPSHADE FEDORA.

YOUR PARENTS MUST BE
REAL PROUD OF YOU.

YOU REALIZE THAT
I DON'T NORMALLY
DRESS IN THIS MANNER.

TELL IT TO THE JUDGE,
PAL.