Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 4, Episode 1 - Ill Suited - full transcript

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♪ I KNOW WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS FOREVER ♪

♪ BUT NOW I THINK I'M FEELING
SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW ♪

♪ AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
I'VE OPENED UP MY EYES ♪

♪ NOW I SEE ♪

♪ YOU WERE ALWAYS WITH ME ♪

♪ COULD IT BE
YOU AND I? ♪

♪ I NEVER IMAGINED ♪

♪ COULD IT BE SUDDENLY ♪

♪ I'M FALLING FOR YOU? ♪

♪ I AM FALLING ♪

♪ COULD IT BE ♪



♪ YOU WERE RIGHT HERE
BESIDE ME ♪

♪ AND I NEVER KNEW? ♪

K.P...

YOU'RE A SYNTHO DRONE?

AAH!

AAH!
AAH!

AAH!
AAH!

[SQUEAKING]

I DON'T CARE
WHAT TIME IT IS.

THIS IS
AN EMERGENCY.

KIM? PICK UP,
PICK UP, PICK UP!

OOH...

RON?

ARE YOU A SYNTHO
DRONE, K.P.?



BE HONEST.
I CAN TAKE IT.

RON, YOU HAD
A NIGHTMARE.

GOOD NIGHT.
WAIT!

BEFORE THAT PART
WHERE YOU MELTED,

WE WERE AT THE DANCE
AND...
WE KISSED.

YEAH. DID YOU
HAVE THE SAME DREAM?

NO. THAT PART REALLY
HAPPENED, RON.

HEH. YEAH.

BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN
AGAIN IF YOU KEEP

CALLING ME
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE NIGHT.

[DIAL TONE]

MAN, LOVE IS COMPLICATED.

♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS JUST ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

HA! NO TOP SECRET
UNDERGROUND SCIENCE FACILITY

CAN HIDE FROM
PROFESSOR DEMENTOR!

AND NO SMUG VILLAIN
CAN HIDE FROM...

KIM POSSIBLE?

AND BOYFRIEND.

HA. I SERIOUSLY
DOUBT THAT.

NO, DUDE, IT'S TRUE.
REALLY.

SORRY. JUST CAN'T
BELIEVE IT.

I AM IMPRESSED,
FRAULEIN POSSIBLE.

HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WOULD BE HERE?

UH, YOUR TO-DO LIST
HELPED.

OH! I DROPPED THAT
WHEN I STOLE THE
ULTRASONIC DRILL, YES?

YEAH. MM-HMM.
YA DID.

AND THANKS FOR
MAKING OUR JOB
THAT MUCH EASIER.

"STEAL ULTRASONIC DRILL,
BREAK INTO TOP SECRET LAB,

CALL MOTHER,
CONQUER WORLD..."

UGH! I KNEW I WAS
FORGETTING SOMETHING.

MAMA GETS SO CROSS
WHEN I DON'T JINGLE.

YOU CAN CALL HER
FROM PRISON.

OR WE CAN ADD ONE MORE
ITEM TO MY LIST.

ELIMINATE
KIM POSSIBLE!

NICELY BUBBLED, K.P.

JUST GETTING STARTED.

WHOA, WHOA, HEY!
HOLD ON. TIME OUT.

YOU HAVE
A BATTLE SUIT?

WHERE DID YOU GET
THIS SUIT WITH
THE POWERS?

IT'S RELATIVELY NEW.
AND INDESTRUCTIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO
JUST GIVE UP NOW...

OH, IT'S MOST
IMPRESSIVE,

BUT WE WILL TAKE
THE SPRINGING OUT OF
YOUR STEPPING SHOE!

[SQUEAKING]

UH, RIGHT. RUNNING.

OH, LOOK AT THAT,
FOR PETER'S SAKE.

MAYBE SOMEONE MIGHT
TAKE A MINUTE TO
FILL ME IN NEXT TIME.

THE LITTLE DETAILS,
LIKE MY SMALL GIRL ENEMY
BECOMING SUDDENLY OVER.

AAH! AAH!

[GROANS]

THIS IS NO FAIR.
YOU HAVE NEVER HAD
THE SPRINGY JUMP,

SELF-HEALING
SUPER SUIT BEFORE.

I'M FULL OF SURPRISES.

YES, WELL, YOU ARE
NOT THE ONLY ONE,
FRAULEIN!

NOW WITH THE HAND.

YOU GET A HAND THING, TOO?!

SHAKE HANDS.

A LITTLE HELP.

HELP!

YOU HELP YOUR
SO-CALLED BOYFRIEND

WHILE I HELP MYSELF
TO ESCAPE!

[BEEP]

[LASER POWERS DOWN]

[SIGHS]
YOU OK, SO-CALLED
BOYFRIEND?

UH-HUH.

Monique:
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

THE DAY IS HERE.
WE'RE ACTUALLY SENIORS.

WE'RE OLDER,
WE'RE WISER.

WE RULE THE SCHOOL!

YEAH. I GUESS SO.

WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM, GIRL?

WHERE'S YOUR
SENIOR SPIRIT?

NO BIG. IT'S JUST THAT

WE HAD OUR FIRST RUN-IN
OF SENIOR YEAR,

AND THE BAD GUY
GOT AWAY.

NO ONE BATS
A THOUSAND, KIM.

BESIDES, YOU STILL KICK
MAJOR BATTLE SUIT BUTT.

AAH!

AND YOUR MAIN MAN'S
MAD RUNNING AWAY SKILLS...
TOP SHELF!

SO, ARE YOU TWO,
LIKE, STILL TOGETHER?

YES, BONNIE.

I MEAN, I KNOW THINGS
GOT NOXIOUS AT
THE JUNIOR PROM,

BUT YOU HAD ALL SUMMER
TO COME TO YOUR SENSES.

SO HAVE YOU.

BUT YOU'RE
A CHEERLEADER,

A SENIOR
CHEERLEADER.

YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?

NEW UNIFORMS?

WELL, YES, AND
THEY'RE SO CUTE.

BUT IT ALSO MEANS
YOU MUST DATE A JOCK.

IT'S... IT'S
NON-OPTIONAL.

IT'S LIKE A RULE.

RON'S THE EXCEPTION
TO THE RULE.
HMM!

HE'S THE REASON
FOR THE RULE.

IF HE CAN'T STEP UP,
TRADE UP.

NOT EVERYONE HAS TO DATE
THE QUARTERBACK, B.

NOT EVERYONE CAN, K.

OH, THAT GIRL'S
SWEET AS EVER.

[SQUEAK, COUGH]

GOTTA RUN.

PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
OBSESS ON BONNIE'S
LITTLE WHATEVER, OK?

WHAT LITTLE WHATEVER?

THE WHOLE MUST
DATE A JOCK RULE.

OH, YEAH.
YEAH, WHATEVER.

[BELL RINGS]

SOME GIRLS DO LIKE
TO DATE JOCKS.

BIG DEAL. WHO CARES?

IT'S NOT LIKE KIM
WOULD EVER DUMP ME
TO TRADE UP.

WOULD SHE?

I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE
SHE'S A CHEERLEADER

WHO LIKES TO
CHEER JOCKS.
[SCREAMS IN MOVIE]

GO, JOCKS. HEH.
SHH!

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

WAIT. I'M A CHEERLEADER.
I'M THE MAD DOG.

THAT MUST COUNT
FOR SOMETHING.

[TRUCK HORN BLARES]
Man: HEY, CLOWN BOY!

GET OUT OF THE ROAD!

DON'T COUNT FOR NOTHING,
DOES IT?

MM-MM.

OK, CHILL.
KIM IS NOT BONNIE.

ME AND K.P. LIVE
IN A TRADE-UP FREE ZONE.

WHOA, KIM.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
TRADING UP?

Kim: I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
BUT IN THIS ONE CASE,

OH, I ACTUALLY AGREE
WITH BONNIE.

NEVER THOUGHT
I'D HEAR THOSE WORDS
FROM YOU, KIM.

IT'S A LITTLE SCARY.
I KNOW, MONIQUE.

BUT A GIRL HAS
TO HAVE STANDARDS,

ESPECIALLY NOW
THAT WE'RE SENIORS.

IT'S TIME YOU
TRADED UP.

BUT MY LITTLE CELLY
HAS BEEN WITH ME
SINCE FRESHMAN YEAR.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
BONNIE'S NEW CELL PHONE
IS ULTIMATE.

YOU HEARD IT, RUFUS.

NOW THAT WE'RE SENIORS,
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR KIM.

I WISH SHE WASN'T
A CHEERLEADER.

OR...
UH-OH.

TIME FOR RON-STOPPABLE
TO STEP UP AND BECOME

RON STEP-UP-ABLE.

AS YOU ALL KNOW,
AFTER 7 YEARS,

BRICK FLAGG GRADUATED
LAST JUNE,

LEAVING THE MAD DOGS
WITHOUT A QUARTERBACK.

YOU REALIZE THESE
TRYOUTS AREN'T
FOR TOWEL BOY!

THAT POSITION
IS ALREADY FILLED.

UH-HUH.

ACTUALLY, MR. BARKIN,

YOU'RE LOOKING AT
THE NEW MIDDLETON
QUARTERBACK.

[SNICKERING]

YOU THINK YOU'RE
QUARTERBACK MATERIAL
WITH YOUR NAME?

RON?
STOPPABLE.

SENDS THE WRONG MESSAGE
TO THE OPPOSITION.

BUT I CAN DO THIS,
MR. B., I'VE GOT HUSTLE.

BUCKETS OF HUSTLE.

PLAYING
THE HUSTLE CARD, EH?

ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU DANCE!

OK. WHOA! UGH!

[CAR ALARM BLARING]
WHY WOULD YOU PARK THERE?
UGH! UGH!

[CAT SCREECHES]
BOOK THE HALL.
WE HAVE A RECEPTION.

OK. LET'S SEE
YOU PASS.

OH, MAN.

TAKE A LAP.

I DIDN'T SAY
RUN THE LAP.

WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

AND YOU'RE DOING WHAT?

I'M JUST RELISHING
THE EXQUISITE TORMENT

THAT IS THE CRAB WALK.

FUN.
IT'S A JOCK THING.

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

JOCK THING? YOU?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

RON STOPPABLE HAS
ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT
THE SPORTAGE.

OK, EVEN IF
THAT WAS TRUE...
FOOTBALL?

WHO DOESN'T LIKE
TO TOSS AROUND
THE OLD PIG PUCK?

YOU MEAN PIGSKIN.

WHOA, K.P.
ONE SPORT AT A TIME.

RON, THIS WOULDN'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

WITH THAT TRASH
BONNIE WAS TALKING.

WHAT? UM, NO!

I'M JUST FLESHING
OUT THE RESUME
FOR COLLEGE.

WELL, I GUESS FOOTBALL
READS BETTER THAN FLOODING
THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.

HUH? OH, RIGHT.
THE CHESS CLUB INCIDENT.

THE FIRST RULE OF
CHESS CLUB IS:

YOU DO NOT TALK
ABOUT CHESS CLUB.

[BEEPING]

WHAT UP, SENIORS?

HEY, WADE.
NEW SITCH?

YEAH, BUT
NO TELLING WHAT.

JUST A MYSTERIOUS HIT
ON YOUR SITE.

MYSTERIOUS HOW?

ALL WE GOT WERE
GPS COORDINATES.

IT'S MY PRINCESS.

PRINCESS, EH?
LET ME GUESS.

KIDNAPPED
FOREIGN ROYALTY?

OH, DEAR, NO.

SHE JUST WON'T COME DOWN
OUT OF THE TREE.

[GROWLING]

K.P., ALLOW ME
TO STEP UP AND
HANDLE THIS ONE.

NICE KITTY, YOU'RE
SUCH A NICE... OW!

OW! MAN!
WITH THE CUTTING!

OW!

HEY, YOU KNOW,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE
SUITED UP.

COME ON, PRINCESS.

AW, NICE KITTY.

NO BIG. HERE YOU GO.

OH, NO, YOU MUST
LET ME GIVE YOU
A PROPER THANK YOU.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH THE COOKIES.

AND MAYBE
SOME BANDAGES?

IF YOU GOT 'EM.
ANTISEPTIC, MAYBE.

[SNARLING]

NICE LADY.
YEAH.

A LITTLE OFF.
KINDA CREEPY.

COOKIES TO GO?
SO TO GO.

QUITE A COLLECTION
OF, UM, THESE THINGS.

[MEOW]
HEY!

[GASPS]

I KNEW THAT CAT
WAS EVIL!

WE'VE BEEN PLAYED.

Woman: ANALYZING BATTLE SUIT.

AAH!

BAD GRANNY!
BAD GRANNY!

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

I RECOGNIZE THAT LAUGH.

OH, DEAR ME.

IT IS APPEARING THAT
WE ARE ALL OUT OF
THE COOKIES!

KIM, THIS GRANNY
IS DEMENTED!

RON, YOU MEAN DEMENTOR.

PEEKING ZE BOO!

HA HA HA HA HA!

CUTE LITTLE TRAP,
PROFESSOR.

WHY, THANK YOU.
YES, I RATHER LIKE IT.

IT'S THE DETAILS THAT
REALLY SELL IT,

DON'T YOU THINK?

I PICKED OUT
THE CURTAINS MYSELF!

DUDE, YOU'RE TOTALLY
WEARING A DRESS.

IT'S A HOUSECOAT!
YEAH. UH-HUH.

DRESS!
ENOUGH WITH
THE CHAT!

COLLECTIBLES ATTACK!
[YODELING]

AAH!

UGH!

AAH! HARD CANDY!

KIM!

HA HA HA HA!

DANKE, KITTY.

UH-OH. IT IS LOOKING
LIKE I AM IN THE
HOT WATER, YES?

HA HA HA! NO!

UGH!

THERE IS NO
HOT WATER FOR ME.

NOT THIS TIME,
FRAULEIN POSSIBLE.

NOT EVER!

OH! I HAVE BEEN FOILED
BY A MAN IN A DRESS?

IT'S A HOUSECOAT!

[BEEPING]

SEE, THIS IS WHY
I'M NOT A CAT PERSON.

COME ON.

[BEEPING FASTER]

IT WAS A TRAP, WADE.

PROFESSOR DEMENTOR?

IN A DRESS.

SOUNDS UGLY.
BUT YOU HAD
THE BATTLE SUIT.

AND HE HAD
THE HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE.

♪ HOME FIELD
HOME FIELD ♪

♪ HOME FIELD ♪

[CHEERING]

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

HOW MUCH LONGER IS
HE GONNA BE THAT WAY?

I'M NOT SURE.

BUT IT'S KIND OF
WEIRDING ME OUT.

[SNAP]

OH! HEY, GUYS.

ZONING OUT WHY?

UM, NOTHING.

SAY, WE'D BETTER
GET ROLLING

SO YOU CAN GET
TO BABYSITTING TONIGHT

'CAUSE TONIGHT YOU'LL
BE OUT BABYSITTING
AND YOU WON'T BE HOME,

'CAUSE YOU'LL BE OUT
BABYSITTING AWAY
FROM HOME, RIGHT?

YOU'RE STILL
NOT RIGHT, ARE YOU?

ME? OH, YEAH.

I'M FEELING
JUST SUPER.

HMM.

IT'S NOT STEALING.
IT'S SECRET BORROWING.

[WHISTLE]

UH! UH! UH!

[WHISTLE]

STOPPABLE, ARE YOU STILL
WASTING MY TIME?

THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
THE QUARTERBACK CUT.

JUST ONE MORE
CHANCE, MR. B.

AH, WHAT'S IT
GONNA HURT?

ASIDE FROM HIS
SKIN AND BONE.

FINE. I'LL JUST HAVE
THE NURSE WARM UP
THE CRASH CART.

ALL RIGHT, NOW,
CHECK IT.

OOH. YOU OK THERE, COACH?

OK! I'M STOKED!

THAT PASS WAS
IMPOSSIBLE!

HEH. YEAH.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE THE FIELD
GENERAL,

THE SIGNAL CALLER,
THE MAN!

MIDDLETON, WE HAVE
A QUARTERBACK.

Announcer: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
NIGHT FOR SOME FOOTBALL

HERE IN MIDDLETON.

THERE'S THE SNAP.

THE NEW MAD DOG
QUARTERBACK HAS
ALL KINDS OF TIME.

HE'S MOVING
IN THE POCKET.

AND...

THAT'S A 30 YARD COMPLETION!

WOW. UM...

UH, GO MAD DOGS!

1st AND 10
IN LOWERTON TERRITORY.

OH! CALL THE CRASH CART!

GOOD NIGHT, NURSE.
HE'S OK!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
STOPPABLE'S UNSTOPPABLE!

GO UNSTOPPABLE!

HERE WE GO, FOLKS.

THIS COULD BE THE PLAY
OF THE GAME.

THE LOWERTON DEFENSE
DOG PILES ON THE ROOKIE,

BUT NO...
THE KID IS ON THE MOVE.

TOUCHDOWN MADS!

MIDDLETON HAS A NEW HERO!

[CHUCKLING]

HE DID IT!

I KNOW!
UNBELIEVABLE!

YEAH, A LITTLE
TOO UNBELIEVABLE,
IF YOU ASK ME.

SO RON STEPPED UP.
JEALOUS MUCH?

[BAND PLAYING]

IT IS KIND OF WEIRD,
THOUGH, ISN'T IT?

MAYBE ALL THAT RUNNING
FROM BAD GUYS HAS
FINALLY PAID OFF.

Ron: WHAT DID YOU
THINK, K.P.?

I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU, RON.

I NEVER KNEW
YOU HAD THIS IN YOU.

NEVER.
HEH.

LIKE YOU, I'M FULL
OF SURPRISES.

HEH, HEH. YEAH.
[SLURPING]

HUH?

AAH!

EARTHQUAKE!
UNLIKELY.

OH, YOO-HOO!

IS IT A BAD TIME
FOR THE KNOCKING?

[SCREAMING]

EYES HERE.
I AM MAKING AN ENTRANCE!

YOU KNOW, SOME OF US
ARE TRYING TO HAVE
A SOCIAL LIFE.

SOON THE ONLY LIFE
YOU WILL BE HAVING

IS THE LIFE OF
BOWING DOWN TO ME...

PROFESSOR DEMENTOR,
CONQUEROR OF EVERYBODY!

YEAH, THAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN, LIKE, NEVER.

OH, AND YOU INTEND
TO STOP ME ONCE AGAIN

BY USING YOUR
FANCY BATTLE SUIT?

WELL, UH, ACTUALLY...
TOO BAD!

YOU SEE, DURING
OUR LAST ENCOUNTER,

I SECRETLY ANALYZED
ITS ABILITIES

UND CLEVERLY
DEVISED THIS...

MAGNETIC CONTROLLER!

YOUR FANCY PANTS
WILL BECOME YOUR
VERY UNDOING.

WHY, EVEN NOW,
YOU FEEL YOUR ARMS,
LEGS LOCKING UP,

FUSING YOU INTO
IMMOBILE HELPLESSNESS,

AS I, PROFESSOR
DEMENTOR, TAKE
FULL CONTROL!

[GROANING]

ALL YOUR BATTLE SUIT
NOW BELONGS TO ME.

SORRY TO HARSH
YOUR SCHEME, PROFESSOR,

BUT I'M NOT WEARING IT.

DO I LOOK LIKE
I AM FOOLED BY YOUR
MOUTHFUL OF LIES?

NO! IS
THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HELLO! DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'M WEARING FULL BODY ARMOR?

WELL, NO, NOW
THAT YOU MENTION IT.

AND YET, MY INSTRUMENTS
VERY CLEARLY SAY
THE SUIT IS HERE.

WITH THAT, WHAT IS UP?

[RON GROANING]

OIL CAN!
THE FOOTBALL GAME.
[GASPS]

REMOTELY ACTIVATING
SHIELD MODE.

AHH! I SO HATE THAT!

SO, WHO'S WEARING
THE GIRLY CLOTHES NOW?

RON! YOU...

YOU STOLE
MY BATTLE SUIT?

SECRET BORROWING.

OH! YOU WERE
IN MY CLOSET.

LOOK, LET ME
EXPLAIN, OK?

FIRST OFF,
THIS SUIT PINCHES.

NOT THAT IT DOESN'T
LOOK GOOD ON YOU.

AHEM. NOT THAT YOUR TEEN
RELATIONSHIP ISSUES
AREN'T FASCINATING,

BUT I'D REALLY LIKE
TO JUMP RIGHT INTO
CRUSHING KIM POSSIBLE

WITH HER OWN SUPER SUIT!

HEY, HEY, BAD SUIT!
KIM, LOOK OUT!

UHH!

YOU CHEATED YOUR WAY
ONTO THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

YEAH, BUT THAT WAS
JUST A PERK.

I WAS REALLY TRYING
TO CHEAT ON YOU.

UHH!

FOR YOU.
UH, TO WIN YOU.

WAIT, WAIT.
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

OH, SO YOU'RE NOT
A CHEATER, A LIAR,
AND A THIEF.

OK, IT IS WHAT YOU THINK.

BUT... BUT, KIM,
I HAD TO DO IT.

I COULDN'T RISK
LOSING YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

YOU WEREN'T GOING
TO LOSE ME.

I, UM, HEARD YOU
TALKING TO MONIQUE.

YOU AGREED WITH BONNIE
ABOUT DATING JOCKS.

YOU SAID TRADING UP
WAS THE ONLY OPTION.

WHAT? OH, RON...

I WAS TALKING ABOUT
MONIQUE'S CELL PHONE.

OHH! YEAH.

SHE'S GOT THAT NEW ONE
LIKE BONNIE'S; THAT'S
A NICE PHONE.

UH-HUH.

OH, WAIT!

SO YOU WEREN'T GONNA...?

TRADE UP MY B.F.?

RON, I DON'T CARE
ABOUT DATING A JOCK.

I CARE ABOUT
DATING YOU...

RON STOPPABLE,
NO MATTER WHO HE IS.

AS LONG AS HE'S HONEST.

I'M SORRY, KIM.
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU.

NOT YET.

NO! NO! IT'S NOT ME.

IT'S YOUR BATTLE SUIT.

OH, K.P., OUR FIRST FIGHT.

KIM!

DID YOU SAY
YOUR BATTLE SUIT?

OH, MAN.
EVEN AS A SENIOR?

NO, NO.
MY BATTLE SUIT!

HA HA HA HA!

NOT AS COMFY
AS THE HOUSE DRESS,

BUT I'LL LEARN TO LIVE.

[WHIMPERING]

WHEE!

FINAL CRUSHING BLOW
DELIVERED BY MY OWN,

SUPER-ENHANCED
BAD SELF!

OOH! WHAT?

[YODELING]

OW! UHH!

HEY, STOP
HITTING YOURSELF.

I CANNOT!

NO! I... OOF!
THIS ISN'T FAIR.

MY BATTLE SUIT.

Announcer: TIME'S RUNNING OUT.

STOPPABLE IS
OFF HIS GAME TONIGHT.

OK, THIS IS
THE BIG MOMENT.
I DON'T NEED A SUIT.

I CAN DO THIS.

I CAN...

I...

I'M OUTTA HERE!

Announcer:
WHERE IS HE GOING?

WHAT IS HE DOING?

GEE, KIM, IS THAT
YOUR BOYFRIEND OUT THERE

RUNNING LIKE
A SICK CHICKEN?

YEAH. THAT'S MY GUY.

Announcer: WAIT!
HE'S TURNING AROUND.

UNSTOPPABLE STOPPABLE IS...

WOW. HE'S BREAKING THE ALL
MIDDLETON RUSHING RECORD.

WHERE DID HE LEARN
TO RUN LIKE THAT?

MAD DOGS WIN!
MAD DOGS WIN!

BOO-YEAH!

[CHEERING]

YOU DO ME PROUD,
RON STOPPABLE

BY JUST BEING YOU.

YEAH. WHO KNEW MY MAD
RUNNING AWAY SKILLS

WOULD HAVE REAL WORLD
APPLICATIONS?

TOO BAD YOU HAD
TO GO AND CHEAT YOUR
WAY ONTO THE TEAM.

CHEATER.

DOES THIS MEAN
I DON'T GET TO BE
THE QUARTERBACK ANYMORE?

IT'S CALLED
DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

SOMETHING WE COACHES DO.

OH, MAN!

THAT'S RIGHT!

I WANT YOU TO THINK
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING
AS THE NEW MIDDLETON
RUNNING BACK!

YOU MEAN I STILL
GET TO BE ON THE TEAM?

HA HA. OH, TALK
TO ME AFTER 20 LAPS.

THANKS, MR. B. HUH!

SAVE YOUR RUNNING
FOR GAME TIME.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO?
OK, KIM?

YEAH, I KNOW
IT'S LATE BUT...

HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

WE KISSED.
WE'RE DATING.

SO, YOU LEAVING ME
FOR RUFUS WAS...?

DREAM.
[SOBBING]

ME BEING MIDDLETON'S
NEW RUNNING BACK... DREAM?

[YAWNS] NO.
THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

OH. I'M ON A TEAM.
THAT'S COOL. OK.

HOW ABOUT YOU WATER SKIING
OVER A SHARK...

[DIAL TONE]

HELLO?

HELLO? KIM?