Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 3, Episode 9 - Rappin' Drakken - full transcript
Drakken goes on "American Starmaker" as a ploy to promote his new, mind-controlling shampoo.
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[THUNDER]
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
PER YOUR REQUEST,
WE ARE HAVING CLASS
OUTSIDE TODAY.
UH, MR B., YEAH, I THINK
THAT REQUEST WAS LAST WEEK,
YOU KNOW,
WHEN IT WAS NICE OUT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
THE BUREAUCRATIC
NIGHTMARE ENTAILED
IN HAVING CLASS OUTSIDE?
FEEL LUCKY
WE'RE DOING IT AT ALL!
WE ARE
SUCH LUCKY DUCKS.
NO, THEY ARE.
[QUACKING]
A REMINDER...
YOUR CREATIVE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT
IS DUE IN ONE WEEK.
I TRUST EVERYONE HAS USED
THE LAST 5 WEEKS WISELY.
HUH?!
[SPOON CLINKING]
OH!
YEAH!
HEH. I WAS, UH...
I... I WAS WORKING
ON ANOTHER PROJECT.
D-DID YOU
START YOURS, K.P.?
UM, RON?
I FINISHED IT.
3 1/2 WEEKS AGO.
OH, MAN, I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A TOPIC.
WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
YEAH, I KNOW,
I KEPT WAITING FOR IT
TO WRITE ITSELF.
THAT'S NOT WHAT
THE AUTO...
WELL, NEVER MIND.
I KNOW!
I'LL WRITE ABOUT
OUR FIRST MISSION!
THAT'S WHAT
MINE'S ABOUT.
COOL!
YOU CAN'T COPY IT.
OH.
HUH?
HEY, BUDDY,
THAT'S IT!
WHAT'S IT?
MY TOPIC!
HOW RON MET RUFUS!
DIDN'T YOU JUST GET HIM
ON SALE AT SMARTY MART?
IT'S CREATIVE WRITING,
KIMBO.
I'LL SPICE IT UP.
I HAVE NO DOUBT.
[BEEPING]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
ARE YOU SITTING
IN THE RAIN?
[QUACKING]
CLASS OUTSIDE. DON'T ASK.
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE
ALREADY SOAKED,
DRAKKEN'S GOT
A NEW HOVER LAIR
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.
MORE WATER? SWELL.
FOR YOUR RIDE,
I SET YOU UP WITH...
GLOBAL JUSTICE?
HMM.
THEY MADE GOOD TIME.
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
I'M TELLING YOU,
MISS POSSIBLE,
GLOBAL JUSTICE HAS SEARCHED
AND SCANNED THIS WHOLE AREA.
DR. DRAKKEN IS NOT HERE.
WADE SAYS HE'S HERE.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS, WADE?
ABSOLUTELY.
I HAD A SOLID LOCK
ON HIS HOVER LAIR
UNTIL, YOU KNOW,
IT VANISHED.
BETTER GET
A CLOSER LOOK.
READY, RON?
SURE.
WHAT ARE
WE DOING AGAIN?
AAH! AAH!
AAH! OH, MAN!
K.P.! MY SODA!
WE'LL GET YOU
A REFILL LATER.
NO, LOOK!
WAY TO GO, RON.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
HA HA.
WHO'S THERE?
INVISIBLE LAYER.
INVISIBLE LAYER WHO?
INVISIBLE LAYER
RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.
LET'S BUST
THE BAD GUYS.
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
THAT WORKS.
I PRESUME THAT WE CONTINUE
TO ELUDE GLOBAL JUSTICE'S
SEARCH PARTIES?
IN STEALTH MODE, WE ARE
COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE!
HA HA!
LOOKS LIKE ONE
GLOBAL JUSTICE SKYCRAFT
HASN'T GIVEN UP
THE SEARCH.
WHAT A BUFFOON!
HEY! I THOUGHT I
WAS THE BUFFOON!
I'D SAY SO. UNH!
YOU'RE TOO LATE,
KIM POSSIBLE,
FOR WHILE SHEGO
KEEPS YOU BUSY,
I SHALL LAUNCH
MY HYPERTRONIC
DEVASTATOR DRONE!
WAIT. NO COUNTDOWN?
NO. NO, HE'S
ACTUALLY LEARNING.
DURING THE TIME IT TAKES
THE COMPUTER VOICE
TO COUNT BACKWARDS
FROM 10, YOU ALWAYS
MANAGE TO DEFEAT ME.
NOT ANYMORE.
UH, DUDE?
IS THIS IMPORTANT?
THEY GYROSCOPIC
CONTROL UNIT!
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
YEAH, WELL,
WE ACTUALLY SNUCK IN
BY CLIMBING UP YOUR...
WHATEVER IT IS.
HYPERTRONIC
DEVASTATOR DRONE.
YES. AND I SLIPPED,
AND I HAD TO KIND OF GRAB
ONTO SOMETHING, AND, YEAH,
IT KIND OF SNAPPED OFF.
WITHOUT THE GYROSCOPIC
CONTROL UNIT,
THE DRONE WILL...
INSTANTLY CRASH.
YOU BUFFOON!
AH. I DO WHAT I CAN.
HYAH!
AAH!
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
OUT OF HERE.
GOOD CALL.
AH, NOW I SEE IT.
Kim: I STILL
CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HOW WE LET DRAKKEN
AND SHEGO GET AWAY.
ON THE UPSIDE,
G.J. DID CAPTURE
ALL THE HENCHMEN.
AND DRAKKEN
WAS FOILED.
NOT CAPTURED,
BUT FOILED.
YAY!
OH, I GUESS
WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT
TILL DRAKKEN'S NEXT
TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD SCHEME.
EXCELLENT, LUTZ.
NOW TAKE THE SHAMPOO
AND LATHER.
I... I ALREADY SHOWERED
THIS MORNING BEFORE
I LEFT THE HOUSE.
THIS IS SCIENCE, LUTZ.
WHAT YOU DID OR DIDN'T DO
UNDER UNCONTROLLED
CONDITIONS IS NOT RELEVANT!
YEAH, BUT IF YOU SHAMPOO
TOO FREQUENTLY,
IT CAN DRY OUT
YOUR FOLLICLES,
GIVE YOU WICKED
SPLIT ENDS, YOU KNOW?
LUTZ! DON'T MAKE ME
COME DOWN THERE!
LUTZ! JUST PUT IT
IN YOUR HAIR!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT.
I WAS JUST, UH...
LUTZ!
LUTZ?
HUH?
OH... HMM, LET'S SEE.
UH, YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
CLUCK, LUTZ.
[CLUCKING]
HA HA HA HA HA!
IT WORKED! YES!
ALL WE HAVE
TO DO, SHEGO,
IS PUT DR. B's
BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO
AND CRANIUM RINSE
IN EVERY STORE,
AND THE WORLD WILL
SOON BE MY PAWN!
HA HA HA HA HA!
ISN'T THAT... SHEGO?
HEY! I WAS LISTENING
TO THAT!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AH, HIP-HOP.
I DON'T GET IT.
WHERE'S THE TUNE?
OH, HOW'S OPERATION
GETTING-MORE-RIDICULOUS-
BY-THE-DAY GOING?
HMM. SEE FOR YOURSELF,
YE OF LITTLE FAITH.
[CLUCKING]
WHAT ASPECT OF
THE CHICKEN DANCE
IS SUPPOSED
TO WOW ME?
IT'S JUST
A DEMONSTRATION!
THE POINT IS,
HIS PERSONALITY
IS PUTTY TO ME.
"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."
AREN'T YOU
BEING A LITTLE
TOO UP FRONT HERE?
TRUTH IN LABELLING LAWS,
SHEGO.
I'M A SUPERVILLAIN,
NOT A CORPORATE SHYSTER.
NOW I MUST PUT ON
MY MARKETING HAT
AND MOVE SOME PRODUCT.
Drakken: DOES YOUR SHAMPOO
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THIS?
MINE DOES.
DR. DRAKKEN'S BRAINWASHING
SHAMPOO AND CRANIUM RINSE.
FEEL LIKE A NEW YOU.
NOW AVAILABLE
AT SMARTY MART,
WHERE SMART SHOPPERS
SHOP SMART.
WHEN RON MET RUFUS: NOTES.
RON, TELL ME AGAIN
WHY WE HAD TO COME
TO SMARTY MART?
RESEARCH, KIM.
GOTTA RECREATE
THE EVENT UP HERE.
[COUGHS]
[SIGHS]
OH, COME ON.
I TOLD YOU, RUFUS,
WE'RE NOT HERE FOR TOYS.
THIS IS FOR ART.
CAN WE GO?
OH, AND I NEED TO GET
SOME OINTMENT FOR
TOENAIL FUNGUS. YEAH.
NEED I BOTHER
WITH THE, "EW, UGH,"
OR IS IT A GIVEN?
SITCH ME, WADE.
HEY, WADE, UH,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT TOENAIL FUNGUS?
EW! UGH!
YEP, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
KIM, DRAKKEN'S UP
TO SOMETHING HUGE.
HE'S SELLING A...
SHAMPOO?
YEAH. YOU HEARD?
I SEE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO HYPNOTIZE
ANYONE WHO USES IT
TO DO WHATEVER DRAKKEN SAYS.
"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."
HMM, POINTS
FOR FULL DISCLOSURE.
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
NOBODY'S BUYING IT.
THE PRODUCT IS A BOMB.
MAYBE IT'S HIS PICTURE
ON THE BOTTLE.
SO, WHAT DO WE DO?
IF THE SHAMPOO DOESN'T
START SELLING SOON,
THE STORES WILL RETURN
THEIR STOCK. END OF PLOT.
WOW. DRAKKEN
IS SELF-FOILING NOW.
SPANKIN'.
HMM! I DON'T GET IT!
WHAT WENT WRONG?
HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU THINK MAYBE
IT WAS YOUR PICTURE
ON THE BOTTLE?
[CLUCKING]
[GASPS]
CAN WE CUT
THE HIP-HOP
WHILE I'M RANTING?!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WHO IS THIS ANYWAY?
HMM, GOOD BEAT...
DECENT RHYMES.
AH, THIS M.C. HONEY
HAS EXPENSIVE TASTES.
SHE'S JUST GOING ON AND ON
ABOUT ALL THE STUFF SHE
CAN BUY WITH HER "BANK."
AND PEOPLE BUY BRANDS
THAT GET MENTIONED
IN SONGS, UNLIKE YOURS.
[GASPS]
THAT'S IT!
WHAT'S IT?
I NEED TO GET
MY BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO
INTO A HOT RAP.
THAT'LL HOOK THE KIDS.
SAY WHAT?!
HMM, I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO MENTION MY SHAMPOO
IN ONE OF YOUR RAPS.
YOU'D REALLY BE
DOING ME A SOLID.
"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY"?!
I DON'T THINK SO.
WELL, BUT...
PERHAPS IF YOU TRY
THE PRODUCT,
YOU MIGHT CHANGE
YOUR MIND?
I DON'T THINK SO!
BUT THIS IS CRUCIAL
TO MY PLAN!
[SNAPS]
FOOL!
AHH...
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY MET
M.C. HONEY,
AND DIDN'T GET ME
AN AUTOGRAPH.
I WAS FOCUSING ON TAKING
OVER THE WORLD INSTEAD.
ONE HAS TO WONDER
ABOUT MY PRIORITIES.
SO WHAT NOW?
DON'T KNOW,
DON'T CARE.
OK, WELL, FINE, FINE.
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
SEE YOU MONDAY.
IT'S FRIDAY?
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH.
CHECK THE CALENDAR.
OH, NO. OH, NO.
COME ON!
IT'S FRIDAY, AND WE ALL
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
KARAOKE NIGHT.
♪ I'M GOING
THROUGH A TUNNEL ♪
♪ STUCK IN THE CANYON ♪
♪ IN AN ELEVATOR ♪
♪ DO YOU EVEN LISTEN ♪
♪ NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO ♪
♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪
♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪
♪ CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? ♪
♪ HELLO ♪
THANK YOU!
HA HA HA HA HA!
YOU'RE TOO KIND.
PLEASE TELL ME
WE CAN LEAVE NOW.
FORGET IT!
I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT!
YOU KNOW, AFTER ESTEEM
GOES SOUTH,
NOTHING CHEERS ME UP
LIKE KARAOKE NIGHT.
WHEN I HOLD
THAT MIC
AND LOOK OUT
AT THE AUDIENCE,
I FEEL SO ALIVE!
IT'S ELECTRIC!
YEAH, MAYBE
THAT'S THE ANSWER.
SING THE WORLD
INTO SUBMISSION.
[GASPS]
SHEGO, THAT'S IT!
YES! REALLY!
NO, THIS TIME.
TRUST ME.
WHAT?
AND HERE I THOUGHT I
WAS THE EVIL GENIUS.
YOU'RE BRILLIANT!
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
WHO NEEDS M.C.
WHAT'S-HER-NAME?
OH, NO.
I CAN MAKE SURE
THAT MY SHAMPOO
IS MOST WANTED.
OH, PLEASE, NO.
I WILL BECOME
A HIP-HOP STAR!
HOW'S THE CREATIVE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT GOING?
PROGRESSING NICELY,
THANK YOU.
STILL HAVEN'T STARTED?
THE CREATIVE PART, YES.
NOT SO MUCH
THE WRITING PART.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AMERICAN STARMAKER!
I THINK I KNOW WHY
PROGRESS IS SLOW.
Talent judge: IF YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR TALENT,
I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE
BITTERLY DISAPPOINTED
THIS EVENING.
YOU WATCH THIS?
ONLY WHEN IT'S ON.
POINT?
I DON'T KNOW.
THE JUDGE IS SO RUDE
AND... AND MEAN,
IT KIND OF MAKES
MY SKIN CRAWL.
THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT
ABOUT IT!
THE SKIN
CRAWLING-ES-NESS-NESS!
NOT ONLY
CAN'T YOU SING,
YOUR CLOTHES
ARE SIMPLY DREADFUL,
AND YOUR FREAKISH
OVERBITE FRIGHTENS
SMALL MAMMALS.
[GASPS]
MY SKIN? EW.
CRAWLING.
NEXT UP, A YOUNG LADY
WITH A VOICE
THAT COULD MELT FLESH.
HE'S TOUGH,
BUT COOL.
WAIT. SHH!
♪ NO, I DIDN'T JUST ♪
♪ ROLL OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THIS IS THE SHAPE
OF MY HEAD ♪
♪ DON'T BE FOOLED
OR MISLED ♪
♪ THIS IS THE SHAPE
OF MY HEAD... ♪
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
LASTED 5 MINUTES
AT KARAOKE NIGHT.
WHATEVER. SHE WILL BE
FAMOUS TOMORROW.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S IT!
REALLY!
REALLY IT THIS TIME!
OH, NO.
I'LL LAUNCH
MY MUSICAL CAREER
ON AMERICAN STARMAKER!
BADA BING! INSTANT FAME!
FOR 15 MINUTES.
THAT'S ALL I NEED.
[HUMMING]
HELLO.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
ARE YOU THE PRODUCER
OF AMERICAN STARMAKER?
LOOK, BUDDY, AUDITIONS
FOR NEXT SEASON
START IN JULY.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M TAKIN' A STEAM.
OH, I DON'T WANT
TO BE ON IT NEXT SEASON,
I'M THINKING
THIS WEEK.
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
I THINK I CAN MAKE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
I NEED TO COOL OFF.
YES, A NICE SHOWER
IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
NOW, ABOUT MY SLOT
ON YOUR SHOW.
Ron: ALL RIGHT, SO,
TIME IS RUNNING OUT,
BUT I WILL NOT PANIC, K.P.
YOU'RE PANICKING,
AREN'T YOU?
TOTALLY!
RON, WHY DO YOU
DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
KIM, PROCRASTINATION
IS ONE OF THE FEW SKILLS
I'VE MASTERED.
DON'T SLAM IT!
OH, LOOK! TV!
OUR NEXT VICTIM GOES
BY THE NAME OF DR. DEEZ.
OH, JOY.
YOU, WHAT UP, DOG?
NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
AND YET, IT IS.
YOU THINK YOUR SKIN
WAS CRAWLING BEFORE?
[BEEPING]
KIM,
ARE YOU WATCHING?
YEP, BUT NOT BELIEVING.
OH! TOO BAD!
WE'RE OUT OF TIME
FOR THIS WEEK,
BUT YOU'LL BE THE FIRST
OFF THE BLOCK NEXT TIME.
AND I CAN'T WAIT.
BUT...
WADE?
I'M ON IT, KIM.
I'LL START WORKING
MY SOURCES.
MAN, I WISH
I HAD SOURCES.
THE PROJECT'S DUE MONDAY,
AND YOU HAVE A TITLE?
OK, I LIED ABOUT
THE TITLE THING,
BUT I HAVE A TOPIC
IN MY POCKET.
ME!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
CLASS.
OH, RIGHT.
ANYWAY, HERE'S WHAT I GOT
ON OUR AMERICAN STARMAKER.
REMEMBER THAT BOGUS SHAMPOO
DRAKKEN TRIED TO SELL?
UH-HUH. THE ONE
NO ONE BOUGHT.
WELL, HE'S PLANNING ON
PLUGGING IT IN HIS SONG.
AND THE POINT WOULD BE?
STUFF TALKED ABOUT
IN HIS SONG BECOMES
HOT AND COOL.
SO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL
SNAP UP DRAKKEN'S SHAMPOO
JUST BECAUSE HE RAPS
ABOUT IT?
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WATCH AMERICAN STARMAKER.
PLUS, IF DRAKKEN
ACTUALLY WINS,
HE'LL GET A RECORD CONTRACT,
MOVIE DEAL, WHO KNOWS?
WHO DOES KNOW?
HMM. WE'VE GOTTA
PULL DRAKKEN'S PLUG.
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY,
CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO.
MMM! NACKO!
FOCUS ON THE DEADLINE,
RON.
I'M WORKING ON THE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT, OK?
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT DRAKKEN ON TV
TOMORROW NIGHT.
OH, THAT.
YEAH, OK, LOOK,
THERE'S REALLY ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
YOU NEED TO GO
ON THAT SHOW AND WIN.
BEAT DRAKKEN
AT HIS OWN GAME.
[GULPS]
THAT'S THE ONLY THINK
WE CAN DO, HUH?
THINK ABOUT IT, K.P.
YOU BLEW THEM AWAY
AT LAST YEAR'S
TALENT SHOW.
ADMITTEDLY, I WON.
BUT YOU WERE
A VERY STRONG SECOND.
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
BUT THIS IS ON
NATIONAL TELEVISION, RON.
AND THE JUDGE
IS SO MEAN.
KIM, YOU FOIL SUPERFREAKS
ON A DAILY BASIS,
AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
SOME SNARKY TV PRETTY BOY?
HUH?
WELL, YEAH,
PRETTY MUCH.
Judge: LISTEN, THANKS
FOR THAT SHAMPOO.
I FEEL SO UNBELIEVABLY
MELLOW!
YOU HEAR THAT, SHEGO?
MELLOW.
HEY, GOOD LUCK
OUT THERE.
IN THE BAG, SHEGO.
BELIEVE THE HYPE.
I KNOW I'M GONNA
REGRET SAYING THIS,
BUT I THINK YOU MAY
HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED
"SO DUMB
IT JUST MIGHT WORK."
WORD UP, SHEGO.
RON, THIS IS SO DUMB,
IT CAN'T WORK.
YEAH, RIGHT, CHILL DOWN.
IT'LL WORK.
"YO, LISTEN UP.
HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON"?
I WANTED IT
TO SOUND LIKE ME.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT
FOR SOUND LIKE ENGLISH?
WELCOME AND GOOD EVENING.
FIRST UP, I THINK THIS GUY
HAS A LOT OF TALENT
AND COULD GO ALL THE WAY.
DR. DEEZ!
WHAT GOT INTO HIM?
OH, OR ONTO HIM.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SHEGO, GIVE ME A BEAT.
[SILENCE]
YES. SHEGO?
GIVE ME A BEAT, SHEGO.
SHEGO!
[FEEDBACK]
FINE! HMM!
IF YOU WANT
A BEAT DONE RIGHT...
[BEATBOXING]
♪ YO, YO, YO,
I USED TO BE DREW ♪
♪ ONE DAY I TURNED BLUE ♪
♪ AS A SWEET, CHEWY BERRY
IT MAKES ME LOOK SCARY ♪
♪ THEN I PONYTAIL MY HAIR ♪
♪ HE GOT ME A NASTY SCAR ♪
♪ AND A FUNKY FRESH
FLYING CAR ♪
♪ NOW DRU BE DR. DRAKKEN ♪
♪ SO QUIT THAT YACKIN' ♪
♪ THINK I'M OUT? HA!
I'M BACK IN! ♪
♪ MY LITTLE
SIDEKICK SHEGO ♪
♪ SHE KICKS ME
IN MY EGO ♪
♪ GOTS A FREAKY
GLOWING HAND ♪
♪ MY FRESH
SUPER GENIUS PLAN ♪
♪ MAKES ME DO
MY DEFEAT DANCE ♪
♪ WORKED OUT ALL COMMAND ♪
♪ AAH! IT GOT BACK ♪
♪ HAD DREAMS
TO RULE THE WORLD ♪
♪ OR BUILD
A BETTER ROBOT GIRL ♪
♪ ALL END IN REJECTION
SO AFTER INTROSPECTION ♪
♪ I'VE TURNED MY CAREER
IN ANOTHER DIRECTION ♪
♪ THANKS TO ONE
ON THAT TEAM ♪
♪ MR. MEAN
IS SQUEAKY CLEAN ♪
♪ THOUGH MY FACE
IS STILL BLUE ♪
♪ TELL YOU WHAT I CAN DO ♪
♪ SELL YOU ALL
SOME FREAKY SHAMPOO ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ♪
♪ IT'S TIME TO WASH
OUR HAIR TODAY ♪
♪ YOU MAY THINK
I'M A VILLAIN ♪
♪ YO, I'M JUST CHILLIN' ♪
♪ COME ON,
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ♪
♪ I'M A PLAYER
JUST PLAYING HIS PLAY ♪
♪ MY PRODUCT'S
IN A RAP SONG ♪
♪ COME TO GET YOUR WASH ON ♪
♪ WITH DR. D.'s
BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO ♪
♪ AND CRANIUM RINSE ♪
♪ FO SHIZZIE,
IT'S OFF THE HIZZIE ♪
HA! I KNEW
HE WAS ACTING TOO NICE.
AW, DON'T WORRY, KIMMIE.
I'M STILL NASTY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LOVELY! SIMPLY LOVELY!
OH, YOU'RE TOO KIND.
BUT ACCORDING
TO OUR COMPUTERS,
AND WE DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED,
WE HAVE ONE FINAL
CONTESTANT TO CHALLENGE YOU,
KIM POSSIBLE.
WHAT?
UNH!
HYAH!
OH, WHERE IS KIM?
THIS IS THE TALENT SHOW
ALL OVER AGAIN.
HEH HEH.
COME ON! SING IT!
SING MY PAPER?
SING MY PAPER?
YOU WANT ME
TO GO OUT THERE
AND SING MY PAPER?!
OK.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
AHEM! AHEM!
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA, HIT IT ♪
♪ YO, LISTEN UP,
HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON ♪
♪ NAKED MOLE RAP
IS THE NAME OF THE SONG ♪
♪ HERE'S THE STORY
IN ALL ITS GLORY ♪
♪ AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN'
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT
THE TRUTH IS ♪
♪ HOW RON MET RUFUS ♪
♪ NEVER HEARD A CAT BARK,
NEVER HEARD A PUPPY PURR ♪
♪ MY DAD'S ALLERGIC
TO EVERY KIND OF FUR ♪
♪ SO I SEARCHED
FOR HAIRLESS PETS
ON THE INTERNET ♪
♪ SAW A J-PEG
OF A PINK THING ♪
♪ GONNA NEED SUNSCREEN ♪
♪ WHAT IS THAT? ♪
♪ THAT FREAKY THING ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ HEY, WAIT, I CAN'T
HEAR THE GIRLS SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO THE NAKED
MOLE RAP ♪
♪ YOU KICK IT ALL NIGHT ♪
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪
♪ I HEARD SMARTY MART
WAS HAVING A SALE ♪
♪ ON A HAIRLESS PINK RODENT
WITH A LONG SKINNY TAIL ♪
THAT'S ME!
♪ SEEMS TO ME THIS
COULD BE A SOLUTION ♪
♪ THE PERFECT PET
FOR MY DAD'S
SENSITIVE CONSTITUTION ♪
♪ SO THE MANAGER CAME
TO OPEN THE CAGE ♪
♪ HE SAID, "YOU KNOW
THIS PET'S HAIRLESS" ♪
♪ I SAID I COULDN'T
CARE LESS ♪
♪ HANDED HIM TO ME SAID ♪
♪ "BE CAREFUL,
DON'T DROP IT" ♪
♪ AND "DO YOU WANT
THIS CAGE?" ♪
♪ NO. I'LL KEEP HIM
IN MY POCKET ♪
YAY!
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLS SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
YAY!
UNH! UNH!
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ GONNA BUY ME
SOME BLING BLING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ♪
♪ BOO-YA! ♪
♪ CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ♪
♪ BOO-YA ♪
♪ LOOK AT THE CAMERA,
SAY, "CHEESE!" ♪
♪ CHEESE ♪
♪ SMILE FOR THE CAMERA ♪
♪ SAY, "CHEESE!" ♪
♪ WE GO TO BUENO NACHO,
CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO ♪
♪ ALWAYS GRANDE SIZE,
WHY NOT, I'M BUYING ♪
♪ RUFUS IN MY POCKET ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP IT ♪
♪ CAN'T TOP IT,
DON'T DROP IT ♪
♪ YOU MIGHT JUST POP IT ♪
♪ RUFUS AND RON STOPPABLE ♪
♪ WITH OUR BEST FRIEND
KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ WE'RE NOT AFRAID
OF ANY ATTACK ♪
♪ I SAY, "YO, K.P.,
WE GOT YOUR BACK" ♪
HYAH!
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ WHAT IS THAT
SUPER FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
MMWAH! BYE-BYE.
B-MINUS,
BUT I MEAN THAT
IN THE NICEST WAY.
SO, I WIN?
SADLY, NO.
WHAT?!
WELL,
AS IT TURNS OUT,
YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED.
SAYS WHO?!
THE POLICE.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS,
BUT THEY'VE CONFISCATED
YOUR WAREHOUSE
AND THEY'RE COMING
TO GET YOU.
AAH!
Kim:
YOU MAY NOT RAP, WADE,
BUT YOU ROCK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OH, WELL, IT PAINS ME
TO ADMIT THIS,
BUT THAT WAS BOTH CREATIVE
AND AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
YO, THE GUY ON THE TV
GAVE ME A B-MINUS.
FINE. B-MINUS.
HA! YOU CAN'T SPELL
INSPIRATION
WITHOUT PROCRASTINATION!
UH, YES, YOU CAN.
WELL, NOT
THE "ATION" PART.
BOO-YA!
BOO-YA!
---
[THUNDER]
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
PER YOUR REQUEST,
WE ARE HAVING CLASS
OUTSIDE TODAY.
UH, MR B., YEAH, I THINK
THAT REQUEST WAS LAST WEEK,
YOU KNOW,
WHEN IT WAS NICE OUT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
THE BUREAUCRATIC
NIGHTMARE ENTAILED
IN HAVING CLASS OUTSIDE?
FEEL LUCKY
WE'RE DOING IT AT ALL!
WE ARE
SUCH LUCKY DUCKS.
NO, THEY ARE.
[QUACKING]
A REMINDER...
YOUR CREATIVE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT
IS DUE IN ONE WEEK.
I TRUST EVERYONE HAS USED
THE LAST 5 WEEKS WISELY.
HUH?!
[SPOON CLINKING]
OH!
YEAH!
HEH. I WAS, UH...
I... I WAS WORKING
ON ANOTHER PROJECT.
D-DID YOU
START YOURS, K.P.?
UM, RON?
I FINISHED IT.
3 1/2 WEEKS AGO.
OH, MAN, I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A TOPIC.
WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
YEAH, I KNOW,
I KEPT WAITING FOR IT
TO WRITE ITSELF.
THAT'S NOT WHAT
THE AUTO...
WELL, NEVER MIND.
I KNOW!
I'LL WRITE ABOUT
OUR FIRST MISSION!
THAT'S WHAT
MINE'S ABOUT.
COOL!
YOU CAN'T COPY IT.
OH.
HUH?
HEY, BUDDY,
THAT'S IT!
WHAT'S IT?
MY TOPIC!
HOW RON MET RUFUS!
DIDN'T YOU JUST GET HIM
ON SALE AT SMARTY MART?
IT'S CREATIVE WRITING,
KIMBO.
I'LL SPICE IT UP.
I HAVE NO DOUBT.
[BEEPING]
WHAT'S THE SITCH, WADE?
ARE YOU SITTING
IN THE RAIN?
[QUACKING]
CLASS OUTSIDE. DON'T ASK.
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE
ALREADY SOAKED,
DRAKKEN'S GOT
A NEW HOVER LAIR
IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.
MORE WATER? SWELL.
FOR YOUR RIDE,
I SET YOU UP WITH...
GLOBAL JUSTICE?
HMM.
THEY MADE GOOD TIME.
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
I'M TELLING YOU,
MISS POSSIBLE,
GLOBAL JUSTICE HAS SEARCHED
AND SCANNED THIS WHOLE AREA.
DR. DRAKKEN IS NOT HERE.
WADE SAYS HE'S HERE.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS, WADE?
ABSOLUTELY.
I HAD A SOLID LOCK
ON HIS HOVER LAIR
UNTIL, YOU KNOW,
IT VANISHED.
BETTER GET
A CLOSER LOOK.
READY, RON?
SURE.
WHAT ARE
WE DOING AGAIN?
AAH! AAH!
AAH! OH, MAN!
K.P.! MY SODA!
WE'LL GET YOU
A REFILL LATER.
NO, LOOK!
WAY TO GO, RON.
KNOCK, KNOCK!
HA HA.
WHO'S THERE?
INVISIBLE LAYER.
INVISIBLE LAYER WHO?
INVISIBLE LAYER
RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.
LET'S BUST
THE BAD GUYS.
I'M NOT REALLY SURE
THAT WORKS.
I PRESUME THAT WE CONTINUE
TO ELUDE GLOBAL JUSTICE'S
SEARCH PARTIES?
IN STEALTH MODE, WE ARE
COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE!
HA HA!
LOOKS LIKE ONE
GLOBAL JUSTICE SKYCRAFT
HASN'T GIVEN UP
THE SEARCH.
WHAT A BUFFOON!
HEY! I THOUGHT I
WAS THE BUFFOON!
I'D SAY SO. UNH!
YOU'RE TOO LATE,
KIM POSSIBLE,
FOR WHILE SHEGO
KEEPS YOU BUSY,
I SHALL LAUNCH
MY HYPERTRONIC
DEVASTATOR DRONE!
WAIT. NO COUNTDOWN?
NO. NO, HE'S
ACTUALLY LEARNING.
DURING THE TIME IT TAKES
THE COMPUTER VOICE
TO COUNT BACKWARDS
FROM 10, YOU ALWAYS
MANAGE TO DEFEAT ME.
NOT ANYMORE.
UH, DUDE?
IS THIS IMPORTANT?
THEY GYROSCOPIC
CONTROL UNIT!
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
YEAH, WELL,
WE ACTUALLY SNUCK IN
BY CLIMBING UP YOUR...
WHATEVER IT IS.
HYPERTRONIC
DEVASTATOR DRONE.
YES. AND I SLIPPED,
AND I HAD TO KIND OF GRAB
ONTO SOMETHING, AND, YEAH,
IT KIND OF SNAPPED OFF.
WITHOUT THE GYROSCOPIC
CONTROL UNIT,
THE DRONE WILL...
INSTANTLY CRASH.
YOU BUFFOON!
AH. I DO WHAT I CAN.
HYAH!
AAH!
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
OUT OF HERE.
GOOD CALL.
AH, NOW I SEE IT.
Kim: I STILL
CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HOW WE LET DRAKKEN
AND SHEGO GET AWAY.
ON THE UPSIDE,
G.J. DID CAPTURE
ALL THE HENCHMEN.
AND DRAKKEN
WAS FOILED.
NOT CAPTURED,
BUT FOILED.
YAY!
OH, I GUESS
WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT
TILL DRAKKEN'S NEXT
TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD SCHEME.
EXCELLENT, LUTZ.
NOW TAKE THE SHAMPOO
AND LATHER.
I... I ALREADY SHOWERED
THIS MORNING BEFORE
I LEFT THE HOUSE.
THIS IS SCIENCE, LUTZ.
WHAT YOU DID OR DIDN'T DO
UNDER UNCONTROLLED
CONDITIONS IS NOT RELEVANT!
YEAH, BUT IF YOU SHAMPOO
TOO FREQUENTLY,
IT CAN DRY OUT
YOUR FOLLICLES,
GIVE YOU WICKED
SPLIT ENDS, YOU KNOW?
LUTZ! DON'T MAKE ME
COME DOWN THERE!
LUTZ! JUST PUT IT
IN YOUR HAIR!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT.
I WAS JUST, UH...
LUTZ!
LUTZ?
HUH?
OH... HMM, LET'S SEE.
UH, YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
CLUCK, LUTZ.
[CLUCKING]
HA HA HA HA HA!
IT WORKED! YES!
ALL WE HAVE
TO DO, SHEGO,
IS PUT DR. B's
BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO
AND CRANIUM RINSE
IN EVERY STORE,
AND THE WORLD WILL
SOON BE MY PAWN!
HA HA HA HA HA!
ISN'T THAT... SHEGO?
HEY! I WAS LISTENING
TO THAT!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AH, HIP-HOP.
I DON'T GET IT.
WHERE'S THE TUNE?
OH, HOW'S OPERATION
GETTING-MORE-RIDICULOUS-
BY-THE-DAY GOING?
HMM. SEE FOR YOURSELF,
YE OF LITTLE FAITH.
[CLUCKING]
WHAT ASPECT OF
THE CHICKEN DANCE
IS SUPPOSED
TO WOW ME?
IT'S JUST
A DEMONSTRATION!
THE POINT IS,
HIS PERSONALITY
IS PUTTY TO ME.
"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."
AREN'T YOU
BEING A LITTLE
TOO UP FRONT HERE?
TRUTH IN LABELLING LAWS,
SHEGO.
I'M A SUPERVILLAIN,
NOT A CORPORATE SHYSTER.
NOW I MUST PUT ON
MY MARKETING HAT
AND MOVE SOME PRODUCT.
Drakken: DOES YOUR SHAMPOO
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THIS?
MINE DOES.
DR. DRAKKEN'S BRAINWASHING
SHAMPOO AND CRANIUM RINSE.
FEEL LIKE A NEW YOU.
NOW AVAILABLE
AT SMARTY MART,
WHERE SMART SHOPPERS
SHOP SMART.
WHEN RON MET RUFUS: NOTES.
RON, TELL ME AGAIN
WHY WE HAD TO COME
TO SMARTY MART?
RESEARCH, KIM.
GOTTA RECREATE
THE EVENT UP HERE.
[COUGHS]
[SIGHS]
OH, COME ON.
I TOLD YOU, RUFUS,
WE'RE NOT HERE FOR TOYS.
THIS IS FOR ART.
CAN WE GO?
OH, AND I NEED TO GET
SOME OINTMENT FOR
TOENAIL FUNGUS. YEAH.
NEED I BOTHER
WITH THE, "EW, UGH,"
OR IS IT A GIVEN?
SITCH ME, WADE.
HEY, WADE, UH,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT TOENAIL FUNGUS?
EW! UGH!
YEP, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
KIM, DRAKKEN'S UP
TO SOMETHING HUGE.
HE'S SELLING A...
SHAMPOO?
YEAH. YOU HEARD?
I SEE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO HYPNOTIZE
ANYONE WHO USES IT
TO DO WHATEVER DRAKKEN SAYS.
"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY."
HMM, POINTS
FOR FULL DISCLOSURE.
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
NOBODY'S BUYING IT.
THE PRODUCT IS A BOMB.
MAYBE IT'S HIS PICTURE
ON THE BOTTLE.
SO, WHAT DO WE DO?
IF THE SHAMPOO DOESN'T
START SELLING SOON,
THE STORES WILL RETURN
THEIR STOCK. END OF PLOT.
WOW. DRAKKEN
IS SELF-FOILING NOW.
SPANKIN'.
HMM! I DON'T GET IT!
WHAT WENT WRONG?
HMM, I DON'T KNOW.
DO YOU THINK MAYBE
IT WAS YOUR PICTURE
ON THE BOTTLE?
[CLUCKING]
[GASPS]
CAN WE CUT
THE HIP-HOP
WHILE I'M RANTING?!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WHO IS THIS ANYWAY?
HMM, GOOD BEAT...
DECENT RHYMES.
AH, THIS M.C. HONEY
HAS EXPENSIVE TASTES.
SHE'S JUST GOING ON AND ON
ABOUT ALL THE STUFF SHE
CAN BUY WITH HER "BANK."
AND PEOPLE BUY BRANDS
THAT GET MENTIONED
IN SONGS, UNLIKE YOURS.
[GASPS]
THAT'S IT!
WHAT'S IT?
I NEED TO GET
MY BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO
INTO A HOT RAP.
THAT'LL HOOK THE KIDS.
SAY WHAT?!
HMM, I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO MENTION MY SHAMPOO
IN ONE OF YOUR RAPS.
YOU'D REALLY BE
DOING ME A SOLID.
"LATHER, RINSE, OBEY"?!
I DON'T THINK SO.
WELL, BUT...
PERHAPS IF YOU TRY
THE PRODUCT,
YOU MIGHT CHANGE
YOUR MIND?
I DON'T THINK SO!
BUT THIS IS CRUCIAL
TO MY PLAN!
[SNAPS]
FOOL!
AHH...
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY MET
M.C. HONEY,
AND DIDN'T GET ME
AN AUTOGRAPH.
I WAS FOCUSING ON TAKING
OVER THE WORLD INSTEAD.
ONE HAS TO WONDER
ABOUT MY PRIORITIES.
SO WHAT NOW?
DON'T KNOW,
DON'T CARE.
OK, WELL, FINE, FINE.
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
SEE YOU MONDAY.
IT'S FRIDAY?
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH.
CHECK THE CALENDAR.
OH, NO. OH, NO.
COME ON!
IT'S FRIDAY, AND WE ALL
KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
KARAOKE NIGHT.
♪ I'M GOING
THROUGH A TUNNEL ♪
♪ STUCK IN THE CANYON ♪
♪ IN AN ELEVATOR ♪
♪ DO YOU EVEN LISTEN ♪
♪ NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO ♪
♪ WHOA, WHOA ♪
♪ HELLO, HELLO, HELLO ♪
♪ CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? ♪
♪ HELLO ♪
THANK YOU!
HA HA HA HA HA!
YOU'RE TOO KIND.
PLEASE TELL ME
WE CAN LEAVE NOW.
FORGET IT!
I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT!
YOU KNOW, AFTER ESTEEM
GOES SOUTH,
NOTHING CHEERS ME UP
LIKE KARAOKE NIGHT.
WHEN I HOLD
THAT MIC
AND LOOK OUT
AT THE AUDIENCE,
I FEEL SO ALIVE!
IT'S ELECTRIC!
YEAH, MAYBE
THAT'S THE ANSWER.
SING THE WORLD
INTO SUBMISSION.
[GASPS]
SHEGO, THAT'S IT!
YES! REALLY!
NO, THIS TIME.
TRUST ME.
WHAT?
AND HERE I THOUGHT I
WAS THE EVIL GENIUS.
YOU'RE BRILLIANT!
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
WHO NEEDS M.C.
WHAT'S-HER-NAME?
OH, NO.
I CAN MAKE SURE
THAT MY SHAMPOO
IS MOST WANTED.
OH, PLEASE, NO.
I WILL BECOME
A HIP-HOP STAR!
HOW'S THE CREATIVE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT GOING?
PROGRESSING NICELY,
THANK YOU.
STILL HAVEN'T STARTED?
THE CREATIVE PART, YES.
NOT SO MUCH
THE WRITING PART.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AMERICAN STARMAKER!
I THINK I KNOW WHY
PROGRESS IS SLOW.
Talent judge: IF YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR TALENT,
I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE
BITTERLY DISAPPOINTED
THIS EVENING.
YOU WATCH THIS?
ONLY WHEN IT'S ON.
POINT?
I DON'T KNOW.
THE JUDGE IS SO RUDE
AND... AND MEAN,
IT KIND OF MAKES
MY SKIN CRAWL.
THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT
ABOUT IT!
THE SKIN
CRAWLING-ES-NESS-NESS!
NOT ONLY
CAN'T YOU SING,
YOUR CLOTHES
ARE SIMPLY DREADFUL,
AND YOUR FREAKISH
OVERBITE FRIGHTENS
SMALL MAMMALS.
[GASPS]
MY SKIN? EW.
CRAWLING.
NEXT UP, A YOUNG LADY
WITH A VOICE
THAT COULD MELT FLESH.
HE'S TOUGH,
BUT COOL.
WAIT. SHH!
♪ NO, I DIDN'T JUST ♪
♪ ROLL OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THIS IS THE SHAPE
OF MY HEAD ♪
♪ DON'T BE FOOLED
OR MISLED ♪
♪ THIS IS THE SHAPE
OF MY HEAD... ♪
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
LASTED 5 MINUTES
AT KARAOKE NIGHT.
WHATEVER. SHE WILL BE
FAMOUS TOMORROW.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S IT!
REALLY!
REALLY IT THIS TIME!
OH, NO.
I'LL LAUNCH
MY MUSICAL CAREER
ON AMERICAN STARMAKER!
BADA BING! INSTANT FAME!
FOR 15 MINUTES.
THAT'S ALL I NEED.
[HUMMING]
HELLO.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
ARE YOU THE PRODUCER
OF AMERICAN STARMAKER?
LOOK, BUDDY, AUDITIONS
FOR NEXT SEASON
START IN JULY.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M TAKIN' A STEAM.
OH, I DON'T WANT
TO BE ON IT NEXT SEASON,
I'M THINKING
THIS WEEK.
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
I THINK I CAN MAKE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
I NEED TO COOL OFF.
YES, A NICE SHOWER
IS JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
NOW, ABOUT MY SLOT
ON YOUR SHOW.
Ron: ALL RIGHT, SO,
TIME IS RUNNING OUT,
BUT I WILL NOT PANIC, K.P.
YOU'RE PANICKING,
AREN'T YOU?
TOTALLY!
RON, WHY DO YOU
DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
KIM, PROCRASTINATION
IS ONE OF THE FEW SKILLS
I'VE MASTERED.
DON'T SLAM IT!
OH, LOOK! TV!
OUR NEXT VICTIM GOES
BY THE NAME OF DR. DEEZ.
OH, JOY.
YOU, WHAT UP, DOG?
NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
AND YET, IT IS.
YOU THINK YOUR SKIN
WAS CRAWLING BEFORE?
[BEEPING]
KIM,
ARE YOU WATCHING?
YEP, BUT NOT BELIEVING.
OH! TOO BAD!
WE'RE OUT OF TIME
FOR THIS WEEK,
BUT YOU'LL BE THE FIRST
OFF THE BLOCK NEXT TIME.
AND I CAN'T WAIT.
BUT...
WADE?
I'M ON IT, KIM.
I'LL START WORKING
MY SOURCES.
MAN, I WISH
I HAD SOURCES.
THE PROJECT'S DUE MONDAY,
AND YOU HAVE A TITLE?
OK, I LIED ABOUT
THE TITLE THING,
BUT I HAVE A TOPIC
IN MY POCKET.
ME!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
CLASS.
OH, RIGHT.
ANYWAY, HERE'S WHAT I GOT
ON OUR AMERICAN STARMAKER.
REMEMBER THAT BOGUS SHAMPOO
DRAKKEN TRIED TO SELL?
UH-HUH. THE ONE
NO ONE BOUGHT.
WELL, HE'S PLANNING ON
PLUGGING IT IN HIS SONG.
AND THE POINT WOULD BE?
STUFF TALKED ABOUT
IN HIS SONG BECOMES
HOT AND COOL.
SO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL
SNAP UP DRAKKEN'S SHAMPOO
JUST BECAUSE HE RAPS
ABOUT IT?
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WATCH AMERICAN STARMAKER.
PLUS, IF DRAKKEN
ACTUALLY WINS,
HE'LL GET A RECORD CONTRACT,
MOVIE DEAL, WHO KNOWS?
WHO DOES KNOW?
HMM. WE'VE GOTTA
PULL DRAKKEN'S PLUG.
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY,
CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO.
MMM! NACKO!
FOCUS ON THE DEADLINE,
RON.
I'M WORKING ON THE
WRITING ASSIGNMENT, OK?
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT DRAKKEN ON TV
TOMORROW NIGHT.
OH, THAT.
YEAH, OK, LOOK,
THERE'S REALLY ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.
YEAH? WHAT'S THAT?
YOU NEED TO GO
ON THAT SHOW AND WIN.
BEAT DRAKKEN
AT HIS OWN GAME.
[GULPS]
THAT'S THE ONLY THINK
WE CAN DO, HUH?
THINK ABOUT IT, K.P.
YOU BLEW THEM AWAY
AT LAST YEAR'S
TALENT SHOW.
ADMITTEDLY, I WON.
BUT YOU WERE
A VERY STRONG SECOND.
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
BUT THIS IS ON
NATIONAL TELEVISION, RON.
AND THE JUDGE
IS SO MEAN.
KIM, YOU FOIL SUPERFREAKS
ON A DAILY BASIS,
AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
SOME SNARKY TV PRETTY BOY?
HUH?
WELL, YEAH,
PRETTY MUCH.
Judge: LISTEN, THANKS
FOR THAT SHAMPOO.
I FEEL SO UNBELIEVABLY
MELLOW!
YOU HEAR THAT, SHEGO?
MELLOW.
HEY, GOOD LUCK
OUT THERE.
IN THE BAG, SHEGO.
BELIEVE THE HYPE.
I KNOW I'M GONNA
REGRET SAYING THIS,
BUT I THINK YOU MAY
HAVE FINALLY ACHIEVED
"SO DUMB
IT JUST MIGHT WORK."
WORD UP, SHEGO.
RON, THIS IS SO DUMB,
IT CAN'T WORK.
YEAH, RIGHT, CHILL DOWN.
IT'LL WORK.
"YO, LISTEN UP.
HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON"?
I WANTED IT
TO SOUND LIKE ME.
WHY DON'T YOU SHOOT
FOR SOUND LIKE ENGLISH?
WELCOME AND GOOD EVENING.
FIRST UP, I THINK THIS GUY
HAS A LOT OF TALENT
AND COULD GO ALL THE WAY.
DR. DEEZ!
WHAT GOT INTO HIM?
OH, OR ONTO HIM.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SHEGO, GIVE ME A BEAT.
[SILENCE]
YES. SHEGO?
GIVE ME A BEAT, SHEGO.
SHEGO!
[FEEDBACK]
FINE! HMM!
IF YOU WANT
A BEAT DONE RIGHT...
[BEATBOXING]
♪ YO, YO, YO,
I USED TO BE DREW ♪
♪ ONE DAY I TURNED BLUE ♪
♪ AS A SWEET, CHEWY BERRY
IT MAKES ME LOOK SCARY ♪
♪ THEN I PONYTAIL MY HAIR ♪
♪ HE GOT ME A NASTY SCAR ♪
♪ AND A FUNKY FRESH
FLYING CAR ♪
♪ NOW DRU BE DR. DRAKKEN ♪
♪ SO QUIT THAT YACKIN' ♪
♪ THINK I'M OUT? HA!
I'M BACK IN! ♪
♪ MY LITTLE
SIDEKICK SHEGO ♪
♪ SHE KICKS ME
IN MY EGO ♪
♪ GOTS A FREAKY
GLOWING HAND ♪
♪ MY FRESH
SUPER GENIUS PLAN ♪
♪ MAKES ME DO
MY DEFEAT DANCE ♪
♪ WORKED OUT ALL COMMAND ♪
♪ AAH! IT GOT BACK ♪
♪ HAD DREAMS
TO RULE THE WORLD ♪
♪ OR BUILD
A BETTER ROBOT GIRL ♪
♪ ALL END IN REJECTION
SO AFTER INTROSPECTION ♪
♪ I'VE TURNED MY CAREER
IN ANOTHER DIRECTION ♪
♪ THANKS TO ONE
ON THAT TEAM ♪
♪ MR. MEAN
IS SQUEAKY CLEAN ♪
♪ THOUGH MY FACE
IS STILL BLUE ♪
♪ TELL YOU WHAT I CAN DO ♪
♪ SELL YOU ALL
SOME FREAKY SHAMPOO ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ♪
♪ IT'S TIME TO WASH
OUR HAIR TODAY ♪
♪ YOU MAY THINK
I'M A VILLAIN ♪
♪ YO, I'M JUST CHILLIN' ♪
♪ COME ON,
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY ♪
♪ LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY ♪
♪ I'M A PLAYER
JUST PLAYING HIS PLAY ♪
♪ MY PRODUCT'S
IN A RAP SONG ♪
♪ COME TO GET YOUR WASH ON ♪
♪ WITH DR. D.'s
BRAINWASHING SHAMPOO ♪
♪ AND CRANIUM RINSE ♪
♪ FO SHIZZIE,
IT'S OFF THE HIZZIE ♪
HA! I KNEW
HE WAS ACTING TOO NICE.
AW, DON'T WORRY, KIMMIE.
I'M STILL NASTY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
LOVELY! SIMPLY LOVELY!
OH, YOU'RE TOO KIND.
BUT ACCORDING
TO OUR COMPUTERS,
AND WE DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED,
WE HAVE ONE FINAL
CONTESTANT TO CHALLENGE YOU,
KIM POSSIBLE.
WHAT?
UNH!
HYAH!
OH, WHERE IS KIM?
THIS IS THE TALENT SHOW
ALL OVER AGAIN.
HEH HEH.
COME ON! SING IT!
SING MY PAPER?
SING MY PAPER?
YOU WANT ME
TO GO OUT THERE
AND SING MY PAPER?!
OK.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
AHEM! AHEM!
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA, HIT IT ♪
♪ YO, LISTEN UP,
HAP' A HOLLA FROM RON ♪
♪ NAKED MOLE RAP
IS THE NAME OF THE SONG ♪
♪ HERE'S THE STORY
IN ALL ITS GLORY ♪
♪ AIN'T HIDIN' NOTHIN'
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT
THE TRUTH IS ♪
♪ HOW RON MET RUFUS ♪
♪ NEVER HEARD A CAT BARK,
NEVER HEARD A PUPPY PURR ♪
♪ MY DAD'S ALLERGIC
TO EVERY KIND OF FUR ♪
♪ SO I SEARCHED
FOR HAIRLESS PETS
ON THE INTERNET ♪
♪ SAW A J-PEG
OF A PINK THING ♪
♪ GONNA NEED SUNSCREEN ♪
♪ WHAT IS THAT? ♪
♪ THAT FREAKY THING ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ HEY, WAIT, I CAN'T
HEAR THE GIRLS SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO THE NAKED
MOLE RAP ♪
♪ YOU KICK IT ALL NIGHT ♪
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪
♪ I HEARD SMARTY MART
WAS HAVING A SALE ♪
♪ ON A HAIRLESS PINK RODENT
WITH A LONG SKINNY TAIL ♪
THAT'S ME!
♪ SEEMS TO ME THIS
COULD BE A SOLUTION ♪
♪ THE PERFECT PET
FOR MY DAD'S
SENSITIVE CONSTITUTION ♪
♪ SO THE MANAGER CAME
TO OPEN THE CAGE ♪
♪ HE SAID, "YOU KNOW
THIS PET'S HAIRLESS" ♪
♪ I SAID I COULDN'T
CARE LESS ♪
♪ HANDED HIM TO ME SAID ♪
♪ "BE CAREFUL,
DON'T DROP IT" ♪
♪ AND "DO YOU WANT
THIS CAGE?" ♪
♪ NO. I'LL KEEP HIM
IN MY POCKET ♪
YAY!
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLS SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
YAY!
UNH! UNH!
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ GONNA BUY ME
SOME BLING BLING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ♪
♪ BOO-YA! ♪
♪ CAN I GET A BOO-YA? ♪
♪ BOO-YA ♪
♪ LOOK AT THE CAMERA,
SAY, "CHEESE!" ♪
♪ CHEESE ♪
♪ SMILE FOR THE CAMERA ♪
♪ SAY, "CHEESE!" ♪
♪ WE GO TO BUENO NACHO,
CHIMURRITO AND A NACKO ♪
♪ ALWAYS GRANDE SIZE,
WHY NOT, I'M BUYING ♪
♪ RUFUS IN MY POCKET ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP IT ♪
♪ CAN'T TOP IT,
DON'T DROP IT ♪
♪ YOU MIGHT JUST POP IT ♪
♪ RUFUS AND RON STOPPABLE ♪
♪ WITH OUR BEST FRIEND
KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ WE'RE NOT AFRAID
OF ANY ATTACK ♪
♪ I SAY, "YO, K.P.,
WE GOT YOUR BACK" ♪
HYAH!
♪ WHAT IS THAT?
THAT FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ WHAT IS THAT
SUPER FREAKY THING? ♪
♪ YES, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ COME ON, Y'ALL,
LET THE GIRLIES SING ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
♪ LISTEN TO
THE NAKED MOLE RAP ♪
MMWAH! BYE-BYE.
B-MINUS,
BUT I MEAN THAT
IN THE NICEST WAY.
SO, I WIN?
SADLY, NO.
WHAT?!
WELL,
AS IT TURNS OUT,
YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED.
SAYS WHO?!
THE POLICE.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS,
BUT THEY'VE CONFISCATED
YOUR WAREHOUSE
AND THEY'RE COMING
TO GET YOU.
AAH!
Kim:
YOU MAY NOT RAP, WADE,
BUT YOU ROCK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OH, WELL, IT PAINS ME
TO ADMIT THIS,
BUT THAT WAS BOTH CREATIVE
AND AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
YO, THE GUY ON THE TV
GAVE ME A B-MINUS.
FINE. B-MINUS.
HA! YOU CAN'T SPELL
INSPIRATION
WITHOUT PROCRASTINATION!
UH, YES, YOU CAN.
WELL, NOT
THE "ATION" PART.
BOO-YA!
BOO-YA!