Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 3, Episode 7 - Overdue - full transcript
Ron searches for a lost library book of Kim's while she is in "library lock-up".
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♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS]
Girl: AAH!
AAH!
SO I SAID TO HIM,
I WAS, LIKE...
[GASPS]
IMPOSSIBLE!
All: AAH!
NO, IT CAN'T BE.
YOU HAVE AN OVERDUE
LIBRARY BOOK!
MISS HATCHET,
I CAN EXPLAIN.
SHH! QUIET! I HAVE
A ZERO TARDINESS POLICY.
UNTIL THIS BOOK
IS RETURNED,
YOUR CHEERLEADING
ACTIVITIES ARE SUSPENDED!
IN THE MEANTIME,
I WILL SEE YOU
AFTER SCHOOL
IN LIBRARY LOCK-UP!
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WON'T
BE GOING TO THE SEMI-FINALS.
SO NOT THE DRAMA,
BONNIE.
I'M SURE THE BOOK'S
IN MY LOCKER.
THE BOOK'S NOT IN MY LOCKER.
THIS IS SO THE DRAMA.
K.P., JUST HEARD.
KICKED OFF THE CHEER SQUAD.
GIVE ME THE BIG.
AWW.
OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK.
OVERDUE? BUT YOU ALWAYS
RETURN YOUR BOOKS.
NO TIME
FOR CHIT-CHAT, RON.
MY CHEER CAREER'S
AT STAKE.
MAYBE I LEFT THE
BOOK IN CHEM LAB.
K.P. DOESN'T LOSE THINGS.
MM-MM.
I LOSE THINGS.
MM-HMM.
ALL THE TIME.
OH, MAN. I DIDN'T!
RON, LET'S GO.
MISSION TIME.
BE RIGHT THERE!
AH, STUPID STRAPS!
HMM.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHEESE!
HA HA HA!
CHEESE!
AH, SOUNDS LIKE
A PAGE-TURNER.
WELL, K.P. WON'T MIND
IF I BORROW IT.
RON? EVIL DOESN'T
FIGHT ITSELF.
THAT WAS A MONTH AGO.
I REMEMBER PUTTING IT
IN MY BACKPACK,
BUT WHICH MISSION
DID I TAKE IT ON?
[SQUEALS]
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS, RON?
YEAH. RIGHT AFTER I PUT
THE BOOK IN MY BACKPACK,
WE WENT AFTER KILLIGAN...
I THINK.
Wade: SO, WHAT IS
THIS BOOK, ANYWAY?
A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHEESE.
SOUNDS LIKE
A GOUDA READ. HA HA!
COME ON. SERIOUS BIZ HERE,
WADE. CUT THE CHEESE JOKES.
DID YOU SAY, "CUT
THE..." HA HA. YEAH.
LOOK, JUST KEEP THIS
ALL BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OK?
KIM WOULD FREAK IF
SHE KNEW. GOTCHA.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I GOT ANOTHER CALL.
I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO.
HELLO?
HEY, RON.
[GASPS] K.P.
AAH!
UH. PTOO! HEY, KIM.
LOOK, I REALLY CAN'T TALK
RIGHT NOW. I'M, UH...
JUST GOT A SEC.
I'M STUCK IN
LIBRARY LOCK-UP
WITH MISS HATCHET.
ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY I'M SORRY
IF I WAS SNIPPY
YESTERDAY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
I LOST THE BOOK.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I
TOOK IT AND LOST IT FOR YOU.
I MEAN...
OH, HEY. UH, GOTTA GO.
DAD'S LOCKED
IN THE GARAGE AGAIN.
NEED TO GET HIM OUT BEFORE
HE RUNS OUT OF... CLOTHES.
RUNS OUT OF CLOTHES?
MISS POSSIBLE,
THE HATCHET DECIMAL SYSTEM
ISN'T THERE FOR YOU
TO WASTE TIME JABBERING!
HATCHET
DECIMAL SYSTEM?
DON'T YOU MEAN
DEW...
HA! YOU WISH.
START ORGANIZING!
[BAGPIPES PLAY]
HMM? HMM.
COAST CLEAR.
YOU CHECK UNDER
THE FURNITURE,
I'LL SCAN
THE BOOKCASES.
[RUFUS CHATTERING]
HMM.
NOPE. NO.
OW! PAPERCUT!
[SNIFFS]
[SHRIEKS]
NO. AH... IT'S NOT HERE.
[SNIFFS]
AAH! NOXIOUS GAS!
UHH!
[COUGHING]
DUFF'S ON TO US.
TRIED TO... UHH...
POISON US.
[COUGHING]
WHO BE GOIN' THERE?
EYES SWELLING... AHH!
NOSE BURNING...
AHH...
TONGUE FLAILING...
AHH...
LOOK, THAT POSSIBLE
LASS' DIP IT.
THAT ODOR!
YOU MEAN MY LUNCH?
LUNCH?
AYE...
I MADE A BATCH OF ME
GRAM KILLIGAN'S HAGGIS.
AND IN MY CASTLE,
NOBODY SAYS NAY TO ME DEARIE
GRAM'S HAGGIS. HEH HEH HEH.
AAH!
AAH!
[BELCH]
HOW MANY TIMES IS SOMEONE
GONNA FEED ME SHEEP'S LUNGS
COOKED IN
ITS OWN STOMACH
BEFORE THEY GET
THAT I DON'T LIKE IT?
EH EH EH...
AH! HE'S BACK
WITH LEFTOVERS. HIDE.
HOLD UP, RON.
IT'S ME.
WADE?
FIGURED YOU COULD USE
SOME HELP FINDING THAT BOOK.
PLUS, IT
GIVES ME A CHANCE
TO TRY OUT
MY NEW WADE BOT 2.0.
LOOKS THE SAME TO ME.
WHAT'S THE...
STEALTH MODE.
OH, COME ON, WADE,
SLAP IT.
[WHACK]
AH-AH!
OOH, TOO HARD?
A LITTLE.
Wade: I MAKE 2 FIGURES INSIDE:
DRAKKEN AND SHEGO.
I'M ALSO PICKING UP
SOME PRETTY BIG POWER READINGS.
NOW THE WORLD
WILL TREMBLE
AS I ACTIVATE MY
CENTRIFUGAL OSCILLATOR
AND CONTROL
THE EARTH'S ORBIT!
THIRD TIME'S
A CHARM, HUH?
EASY MISTAKE.
WHO KNEW THIS THING
TOOK BATTERIES?
SHEGO, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT SNOOPING AROUND THE LAB?
PUH-LEEZE!
I'M TOASTING HERE.
HUH? UH-OH!
[GASP] THE WEASEL THING!
EH-UHH! EH!
ACTIVATING
STEALTH MODE.
UM, YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU,
BUT DID YOU NOTICE
HOW THAT
DOESN'T HELP ME?!
YOU'RE TOO LATE,
SIDEKICK.
THE NAME'S RON!
LIKE I CARE.
Ron: GOT IT!
BOOYA IS
IN THE HOUSE.
[GASP] AAH!
SO YOUR TV
FOLLOWS YOU AROUND?
WHATEVER.
WHERE'S POSSIBLE?
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
WHOA-HO-HO THERE.
NEVER SAID SHE WAS.
OOH! HEH HEH HEH!
[SUCKING IN AIR]
AWKWARD.
I GOT ONE MORE CABINET
TO CHECK.
GRRRR!
HUH?
GAH-AH!
AH HA HA HA!
WITNESS THE MIGHT
OF MY CENTRIFUGAL... OW!
AH! OW OW OW!
HEY, NO BOOK.
NEXT STOP...
PROFESSOR DEMENTOR'S.
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
[SQUEAKING]
[SQUEAKING]
[GASP]
HEY, WADE.
WHAT'S UP, KIM?
I'M WONDERING IF
YOU'VE HEARD FROM RON?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL DAY.
AAH! AAH!
OH, MY, IT'S GOT ME!!
OH, MAN, IT'S GOT ME!
[RAWWRRR]
RON? UM...
HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP.
HA HA! WITH MY
MUTAGENIC PLANTS,
I WILL GROW A NEW WORLD,
A WORLD THAT I CONTROL.
AH HA HA HA HA!
HELP!
ZORT! ZORT!
OH, THEY HURT
WITH THEIR POKERS!
HELP!
HEY, WASN'T THAT...
A SCREAM?
UH, YEAH. HEH HEH.
PLAYIN' SOME VIDEO GAMES.
HELP! AAH!
[CRASH]
OOH, SORRY, GUYS.
WHAT VIDEO GAME?
Ron: POSIES?
WHY DO THEY
HAVE TO BE POSIES?!
UH... POLLINATOR,
BONUS ROUND. GOTTA GO.
AH... AHEM! AHEM!
EH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH.
BUSTED.
I SEE WE STILL HAVE TIME
FOR CHIT-CHAT, KIMBERLY ANN!
I'LL KEEP THAT WAGGLING
TONGUE OF YOURS BUSY!
[GRUNTS]
Kim: LABELS?
ONE FOR EVERY BOOK!
AH HA HA HA HA!
BUT I...
NO.
EW.
GORCHIE.
NO ONLY DO WE KNOW
I DIDN'T LEAVE THE BOOK
IN DEMENTOR'S LAB,
BUT CHRYSANTHEMUMS?
A LOT OF ATTITUDE
GOING ON THERE.
AW, PLANTS, PHOOEY!
PBBT!
IT LOOKS LIKE
THE NEXT PLACE
IS LORD
MONKEY FIST'S.
UH-OH, MONKEYS.
EW, NOTHING TO FEAR
BUT FUR ITSELF.
HMM.
WHAT'S HE DOING
DOWN THERE?
USUAL STUFF:
TAKE OVER THE WORLD,
"I WANT TO BE
THE MONKEY KING,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM.
SHOULDN'T
WE DO SOMETHING?
EYES ON THE PRIZE, WADE.
TODAY DAWNS THE AGE
OF THE PHANTOM MONKEYS
WITH ME AS
SUPREME MONKEY KING!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
All:
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!
TOLD YA. MONKEY KING.
SO PREDICTABLE.
RON, ARE YOU SURE YOU
TOOK THIS BOOK ON A MISSION?
DUDE, YEAH, I...
SCORE! THERE IT IS! I TOLD
YOU I'D FIND IT! NEENER!
[SNAP SNAP]
FETCH ME THE ANCIENT TEXT.
[ROARS]
THE BOOK!
THEY'RE STEALING
THE ANCIENT TEXT!
NINJAS, ATTACK!
UH-OH!
HUH? WHAT?
JUST STOP DOING THAT!
AAH!
RON STOPPABLE.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER
GETS MY NAME RIGHT.
I RESPECT THAT.
BE THAT AS IT MAY,
BEHOLD THE MIGHT
OF THE PHANTOM MONKEYS!
AAH! WHAT SORT
OF MAGIC IS THIS?
THE BEST KIND.
SCIENCE!
SCIENCE!
AAH!
GOTTA GET THAT BOOK!
HYAH, HYAH, HYAH! HA!
AAH!
MY BACKPACK!
RON, YOU HAD KIM'S BOOK
WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME?!
OH, HA HA. WOW.
GUESS I NEVER
TOOK IT OUT OF MY BACKPACK.
HEH HEH. THAT'S
GOOD NEWS, HUH, WADE?
THE ANCIENT TEXT.
NOW.
AAH!
MY MONKEY IDOLS!
RIGHTEOUS MONKEY MOVES,
LITTLE BUDDY!
[GIGGLES]
BOOYA!
[KIM LICKS LABEL]
MY LIPS ARE NUMB.
RON?
SHH.
[GASPS]
HMM? THE LIBRARY'S CLOSED!
UM, YES, HELLO!
I JUST WANTED TO
CHECK OUT THIS BOOK
A BRIEF HISTORY
OF CHEESE.
OOH! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
IT WAS RIGHT HERE
ON THE SHELF ALL ALONG!
LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A LITTLE
MISTAKE, MISS HATCHET.
THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
APPARENTLY, THE HATCHET
DECIMAL SYSTEM IS FLAWED.
HARDLY! HMPH.
WELL, IT APPEARS
YOU'RE FREE TO GO...
FOR NOW...
BUT THERE WILL COME A DAY WHEN
YOU'LL FORGET TO RETURN A BOOK
AND I'LL BE WAITING
FOR YOU.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
WOW. SHE'S WOUND
PRETTY TIGHT, HUH?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
OH, HEY, WHILE YOU
WERE STUCK IN LIBRARY
LOCK-UP,
RUFUS AND I WERE OUT SAVING
THE WORLD FROM MONKEY FIST.
REALLY?
YEP. HE WAS GONNA USE
THIS ANCIENT TEXT
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
UH, RON, THIS IS
MY OVERDUE CHEESE BOOK.
WHERE IS THE...
AAH! OH... NO.
Miss Hatchet:
AAH! AAH! AAH!
---
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS]
Girl: AAH!
AAH!
SO I SAID TO HIM,
I WAS, LIKE...
[GASPS]
IMPOSSIBLE!
All: AAH!
NO, IT CAN'T BE.
YOU HAVE AN OVERDUE
LIBRARY BOOK!
MISS HATCHET,
I CAN EXPLAIN.
SHH! QUIET! I HAVE
A ZERO TARDINESS POLICY.
UNTIL THIS BOOK
IS RETURNED,
YOUR CHEERLEADING
ACTIVITIES ARE SUSPENDED!
IN THE MEANTIME,
I WILL SEE YOU
AFTER SCHOOL
IN LIBRARY LOCK-UP!
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WON'T
BE GOING TO THE SEMI-FINALS.
SO NOT THE DRAMA,
BONNIE.
I'M SURE THE BOOK'S
IN MY LOCKER.
THE BOOK'S NOT IN MY LOCKER.
THIS IS SO THE DRAMA.
K.P., JUST HEARD.
KICKED OFF THE CHEER SQUAD.
GIVE ME THE BIG.
AWW.
OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK.
OVERDUE? BUT YOU ALWAYS
RETURN YOUR BOOKS.
NO TIME
FOR CHIT-CHAT, RON.
MY CHEER CAREER'S
AT STAKE.
MAYBE I LEFT THE
BOOK IN CHEM LAB.
K.P. DOESN'T LOSE THINGS.
MM-MM.
I LOSE THINGS.
MM-HMM.
ALL THE TIME.
OH, MAN. I DIDN'T!
RON, LET'S GO.
MISSION TIME.
BE RIGHT THERE!
AH, STUPID STRAPS!
HMM.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHEESE!
HA HA HA!
CHEESE!
AH, SOUNDS LIKE
A PAGE-TURNER.
WELL, K.P. WON'T MIND
IF I BORROW IT.
RON? EVIL DOESN'T
FIGHT ITSELF.
THAT WAS A MONTH AGO.
I REMEMBER PUTTING IT
IN MY BACKPACK,
BUT WHICH MISSION
DID I TAKE IT ON?
[SQUEALS]
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS, RON?
YEAH. RIGHT AFTER I PUT
THE BOOK IN MY BACKPACK,
WE WENT AFTER KILLIGAN...
I THINK.
Wade: SO, WHAT IS
THIS BOOK, ANYWAY?
A BRIEF HISTORY OF CHEESE.
SOUNDS LIKE
A GOUDA READ. HA HA!
COME ON. SERIOUS BIZ HERE,
WADE. CUT THE CHEESE JOKES.
DID YOU SAY, "CUT
THE..." HA HA. YEAH.
LOOK, JUST KEEP THIS
ALL BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OK?
KIM WOULD FREAK IF
SHE KNEW. GOTCHA.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I GOT ANOTHER CALL.
I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO.
HELLO?
HEY, RON.
[GASPS] K.P.
AAH!
UH. PTOO! HEY, KIM.
LOOK, I REALLY CAN'T TALK
RIGHT NOW. I'M, UH...
JUST GOT A SEC.
I'M STUCK IN
LIBRARY LOCK-UP
WITH MISS HATCHET.
ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY I'M SORRY
IF I WAS SNIPPY
YESTERDAY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
I LOST THE BOOK.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I
TOOK IT AND LOST IT FOR YOU.
I MEAN...
OH, HEY. UH, GOTTA GO.
DAD'S LOCKED
IN THE GARAGE AGAIN.
NEED TO GET HIM OUT BEFORE
HE RUNS OUT OF... CLOTHES.
RUNS OUT OF CLOTHES?
MISS POSSIBLE,
THE HATCHET DECIMAL SYSTEM
ISN'T THERE FOR YOU
TO WASTE TIME JABBERING!
HATCHET
DECIMAL SYSTEM?
DON'T YOU MEAN
DEW...
HA! YOU WISH.
START ORGANIZING!
[BAGPIPES PLAY]
HMM? HMM.
COAST CLEAR.
YOU CHECK UNDER
THE FURNITURE,
I'LL SCAN
THE BOOKCASES.
[RUFUS CHATTERING]
HMM.
NOPE. NO.
OW! PAPERCUT!
[SNIFFS]
[SHRIEKS]
NO. AH... IT'S NOT HERE.
[SNIFFS]
AAH! NOXIOUS GAS!
UHH!
[COUGHING]
DUFF'S ON TO US.
TRIED TO... UHH...
POISON US.
[COUGHING]
WHO BE GOIN' THERE?
EYES SWELLING... AHH!
NOSE BURNING...
AHH...
TONGUE FLAILING...
AHH...
LOOK, THAT POSSIBLE
LASS' DIP IT.
THAT ODOR!
YOU MEAN MY LUNCH?
LUNCH?
AYE...
I MADE A BATCH OF ME
GRAM KILLIGAN'S HAGGIS.
AND IN MY CASTLE,
NOBODY SAYS NAY TO ME DEARIE
GRAM'S HAGGIS. HEH HEH HEH.
AAH!
AAH!
[BELCH]
HOW MANY TIMES IS SOMEONE
GONNA FEED ME SHEEP'S LUNGS
COOKED IN
ITS OWN STOMACH
BEFORE THEY GET
THAT I DON'T LIKE IT?
EH EH EH...
AH! HE'S BACK
WITH LEFTOVERS. HIDE.
HOLD UP, RON.
IT'S ME.
WADE?
FIGURED YOU COULD USE
SOME HELP FINDING THAT BOOK.
PLUS, IT
GIVES ME A CHANCE
TO TRY OUT
MY NEW WADE BOT 2.0.
LOOKS THE SAME TO ME.
WHAT'S THE...
STEALTH MODE.
OH, COME ON, WADE,
SLAP IT.
[WHACK]
AH-AH!
OOH, TOO HARD?
A LITTLE.
Wade: I MAKE 2 FIGURES INSIDE:
DRAKKEN AND SHEGO.
I'M ALSO PICKING UP
SOME PRETTY BIG POWER READINGS.
NOW THE WORLD
WILL TREMBLE
AS I ACTIVATE MY
CENTRIFUGAL OSCILLATOR
AND CONTROL
THE EARTH'S ORBIT!
THIRD TIME'S
A CHARM, HUH?
EASY MISTAKE.
WHO KNEW THIS THING
TOOK BATTERIES?
SHEGO, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT SNOOPING AROUND THE LAB?
PUH-LEEZE!
I'M TOASTING HERE.
HUH? UH-OH!
[GASP] THE WEASEL THING!
EH-UHH! EH!
ACTIVATING
STEALTH MODE.
UM, YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU,
BUT DID YOU NOTICE
HOW THAT
DOESN'T HELP ME?!
YOU'RE TOO LATE,
SIDEKICK.
THE NAME'S RON!
LIKE I CARE.
Ron: GOT IT!
BOOYA IS
IN THE HOUSE.
[GASP] AAH!
SO YOUR TV
FOLLOWS YOU AROUND?
WHATEVER.
WHERE'S POSSIBLE?
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
WHOA-HO-HO THERE.
NEVER SAID SHE WAS.
OOH! HEH HEH HEH!
[SUCKING IN AIR]
AWKWARD.
I GOT ONE MORE CABINET
TO CHECK.
GRRRR!
HUH?
GAH-AH!
AH HA HA HA!
WITNESS THE MIGHT
OF MY CENTRIFUGAL... OW!
AH! OW OW OW!
HEY, NO BOOK.
NEXT STOP...
PROFESSOR DEMENTOR'S.
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
[SQUEAKING]
[SQUEAKING]
[GASP]
HEY, WADE.
WHAT'S UP, KIM?
I'M WONDERING IF
YOU'VE HEARD FROM RON?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL DAY.
AAH! AAH!
OH, MY, IT'S GOT ME!!
OH, MAN, IT'S GOT ME!
[RAWWRRR]
RON? UM...
HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP.
HA HA! WITH MY
MUTAGENIC PLANTS,
I WILL GROW A NEW WORLD,
A WORLD THAT I CONTROL.
AH HA HA HA HA!
HELP!
ZORT! ZORT!
OH, THEY HURT
WITH THEIR POKERS!
HELP!
HEY, WASN'T THAT...
A SCREAM?
UH, YEAH. HEH HEH.
PLAYIN' SOME VIDEO GAMES.
HELP! AAH!
[CRASH]
OOH, SORRY, GUYS.
WHAT VIDEO GAME?
Ron: POSIES?
WHY DO THEY
HAVE TO BE POSIES?!
UH... POLLINATOR,
BONUS ROUND. GOTTA GO.
AH... AHEM! AHEM!
EH HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH.
BUSTED.
I SEE WE STILL HAVE TIME
FOR CHIT-CHAT, KIMBERLY ANN!
I'LL KEEP THAT WAGGLING
TONGUE OF YOURS BUSY!
[GRUNTS]
Kim: LABELS?
ONE FOR EVERY BOOK!
AH HA HA HA HA!
BUT I...
NO.
EW.
GORCHIE.
NO ONLY DO WE KNOW
I DIDN'T LEAVE THE BOOK
IN DEMENTOR'S LAB,
BUT CHRYSANTHEMUMS?
A LOT OF ATTITUDE
GOING ON THERE.
AW, PLANTS, PHOOEY!
PBBT!
IT LOOKS LIKE
THE NEXT PLACE
IS LORD
MONKEY FIST'S.
UH-OH, MONKEYS.
EW, NOTHING TO FEAR
BUT FUR ITSELF.
HMM.
WHAT'S HE DOING
DOWN THERE?
USUAL STUFF:
TAKE OVER THE WORLD,
"I WANT TO BE
THE MONKEY KING,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."
IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM.
SHOULDN'T
WE DO SOMETHING?
EYES ON THE PRIZE, WADE.
TODAY DAWNS THE AGE
OF THE PHANTOM MONKEYS
WITH ME AS
SUPREME MONKEY KING!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
All:
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!
TOLD YA. MONKEY KING.
SO PREDICTABLE.
RON, ARE YOU SURE YOU
TOOK THIS BOOK ON A MISSION?
DUDE, YEAH, I...
SCORE! THERE IT IS! I TOLD
YOU I'D FIND IT! NEENER!
[SNAP SNAP]
FETCH ME THE ANCIENT TEXT.
[ROARS]
THE BOOK!
THEY'RE STEALING
THE ANCIENT TEXT!
NINJAS, ATTACK!
UH-OH!
HUH? WHAT?
JUST STOP DOING THAT!
AAH!
RON STOPPABLE.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER
GETS MY NAME RIGHT.
I RESPECT THAT.
BE THAT AS IT MAY,
BEHOLD THE MIGHT
OF THE PHANTOM MONKEYS!
AAH! WHAT SORT
OF MAGIC IS THIS?
THE BEST KIND.
SCIENCE!
SCIENCE!
AAH!
GOTTA GET THAT BOOK!
HYAH, HYAH, HYAH! HA!
AAH!
MY BACKPACK!
RON, YOU HAD KIM'S BOOK
WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME?!
OH, HA HA. WOW.
GUESS I NEVER
TOOK IT OUT OF MY BACKPACK.
HEH HEH. THAT'S
GOOD NEWS, HUH, WADE?
THE ANCIENT TEXT.
NOW.
AAH!
MY MONKEY IDOLS!
RIGHTEOUS MONKEY MOVES,
LITTLE BUDDY!
[GIGGLES]
BOOYA!
[KIM LICKS LABEL]
MY LIPS ARE NUMB.
RON?
SHH.
[GASPS]
HMM? THE LIBRARY'S CLOSED!
UM, YES, HELLO!
I JUST WANTED TO
CHECK OUT THIS BOOK
A BRIEF HISTORY
OF CHEESE.
OOH! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
IT WAS RIGHT HERE
ON THE SHELF ALL ALONG!
LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE A LITTLE
MISTAKE, MISS HATCHET.
THAT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
APPARENTLY, THE HATCHET
DECIMAL SYSTEM IS FLAWED.
HARDLY! HMPH.
WELL, IT APPEARS
YOU'RE FREE TO GO...
FOR NOW...
BUT THERE WILL COME A DAY WHEN
YOU'LL FORGET TO RETURN A BOOK
AND I'LL BE WAITING
FOR YOU.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
WOW. SHE'S WOUND
PRETTY TIGHT, HUH?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
OH, HEY, WHILE YOU
WERE STUCK IN LIBRARY
LOCK-UP,
RUFUS AND I WERE OUT SAVING
THE WORLD FROM MONKEY FIST.
REALLY?
YEP. HE WAS GONNA USE
THIS ANCIENT TEXT
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
UH, RON, THIS IS
MY OVERDUE CHEESE BOOK.
WHERE IS THE...
AAH! OH... NO.
Miss Hatchet:
AAH! AAH! AAH!