Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 3, Episode 6 - Dimension Twist - full transcript

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SO, RON MISSED
CHEER PRACTICE

AND BUENO NACHO?

ON NACO NIGHT.

WOW, THIS IS HEAVY.

I EVEN GOT HIM HIS
STANDARD NACO NIGHT ORDER.

HE USUALLY SHOWS UP
RIGHT AFTER I PAY.

THIS CAN ONLY BE
ONE THING.

YOU MEAN...
YEAH, KIM, I MEAN.

ONLY ONE THING TO DO:
LET'S GO MISSION MODE.

TARGET CONFIRMED.
HE'S IN THERE.

CHECK.
I'M GOING IN.



KIM, YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?

HARD TO SAY
WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO FIND IN THERE.

IT MAY NOT
BE PRETTY.

HE'D DO THE SAME
FOR ME.

UHH!

HEY!

TV announcer:
THE SCAMPATHON CONTINUES
AFTER THIS.

OH, RON...

THE ADVENTURES
OF SCAMPER AND BITEY?

YEAH. IT'S A CLASSIC
I NEVER KNEW EXISTED
UNTIL NOW.

[SQUEAKS, GIGGLES]

WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS JUNK
EVEN ON?

152, I THINK.
I LOST COUNT.

WAIT...



[GASPS]

YOU HAVE CABLE?

YOUR DAD FINALLY
GAVE IN?

HE THOUGHT IT WAS
JUST A FAD.

SO MANY CHANNELS.

SO LITTLE LIFE.

TV announcer: TONIGHT
ON THE SIMIAN CHANNEL,

THE RUNNING
OF THE MONKEYS.

CHANNEL BLOCK!
CHANNEL BLOCK!

[VIDEO PHONE RINGS]
HEY, WADE, WHAT'S THE SITCH?

THERE'S BEEN A BREAK-IN
AT A...

TOP-SECRET LAB?
YOU GOT IT.

TIME TO GO. RON...

NO MORE TV.

NO PROBLEM. I CAN QUIT
ANYTIME I WANT.

WAIT. HOLD UP.
COOKING WITH CACTUS
IS ON NEXT! WHOA!

♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

[SNIFFING]

HMM.

THE ITEM THEY TOOK
WAS OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY
PROJECT.

THE FATE OF THE WORLD
RESTS UPON ITS SAFE
RETURN.

SO WHAT IS IT?

UM, WE CANNOT
TELL YOU.

OH, COME ON,
I CAN KEEP A SECRET.

SINCE WHEN?

OH, OK.
SHE CAN KEEP A SECRET.

NO.
IN THE WRONG HANDS,

THIS DEVICE
COULD CREATE
A BLACK HOLE

THE SIZE OF NEVADA.

Both: THE PAN-DIMENSIONAL
VORTEX INDUCER?

H-HOW DO YOU KNOW?
LAST YEAR.

PROFESSOR DEMENTOR.
LAS VEGAS.

ALMOST WENT BLACK HOLE.
Both: SAVED THE WORLD.

WELL, IT'S BEEN
STOLEN... AGAIN.

OH, MAN, A RERUN!

TOO MUCH TV, RON.

REAL LIFE HERE?

OOH! SHEGO!

COULD SHE BE
ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

MAYBE TOO OBVIOUS.

K.P., IT'S A TRAP!

UNLESS DRAKKEN WANTS US
TO THINK IT'S A TRAP.

SEE, IF HE KNOWS
WE KNOW IT'S A TRAP,

HE MUST THINK
WE WON'T FALL FOR IT.

SO... SO IF WE DO
FALL FOR IT,

HE'LL BE THE ONE
CAUGHT OFF GUARD.

IN A WEIRD WAY,
THAT SORT OF MAKES SENSE.

UH, HOW MUCH LONGER
IS THIS GONNA TAKE?

INSTALLATION TAKES
BETWEEN 20 AND 30
MINUTES.

DR. D, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE JUST NOW GETTING
CABLE.

AAH!
UHH...

I THOUGHT IT WAS
JUST A FAD.

AND WHAT ABOUT
BROADBAND?

WHOA. SHE GO FIRST.
WE WALK.

YEAH, BY THE WAY,

WHY DID I HAVE TO BOOST
THIS PAN CAN THING AGAIN?

NOW THAT MY PARTICLE
CANNON IS POWERED

BY THE PAN-DIMENSIONAL
VORTEX INDUCER,

I HAVE THE ABILITY
TO OPEN A VORTEX
OF DOOM

WHEREVER I WISH!

AND THE WHEREVER
WILL BE THERE.

WHEN KIM POSSIBLE ARRIVES,
OF COURSE.

I MEAN, THAT GOES
WITHOUT SAYING, RIGHT?

RIGHT... SHEGO?

TRAP FOR MISS PERFECT.
GOT IT.

OH, LOOK! EVIL EYE
FOR THE BAD GUY
IS ON LATER.

A LITTLE SIDEKICK
ENTHUSIASM WOULDN'T
HURT, YOU KNOW.

[BLANDLY] WHOO-HOO.
EXTRA HOO. HAPPY?

NYAH! UNH!

BY MAKING IT
OBVIOUS,

I WANTED KIM POSSIBLE
TO FOLLOW ME.

SHE THINKS THAT I KNOW
THAT SHE KNOWS THAT
IT'S A TRAP,

SO SHE'S NOT EXPECTING
A TRAP.

WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
IS THAT IT REALLY IS
A TRAP!

YEAH, YOU LOST ME THERE.

IT'S A TRAP TRAP.

NO ONE EVER EXPECTS
A TRAP TRAP.

AHEM. UH, CAN YOU
PICK UP THE PACE?

I'VE GOT A LOT OF EVIL
ON MY PLATE TODAY.

PRETEND I'M NOT HERE.

HMM. OR YOU COULD ACTUALLY
NOT BE HERE.

I CAN ONLY WORK
SO FAST.

OH, REALLY?

AAH!

OOH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!

SUBTLE MOTIVATION.

YEAH, BELIEVE ME, DOC,
YOU SCARE ME

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

ARE YOU BEING SWEET
OR SARCASTIC?

I NEVER CAN TELL.

UNH! WE'RE COLLECTING
PAN-DIMENSIONAL VORTEX
INDUCERS. GOT ANY?

HA HA! YOU FELL
FOR MY TRAP!

YOU SAID THIS
WASN'T A TRAP.

HOW CAN IT BE A TRAP
IF WE KNEW IT WAS A TRAP?

NNN, IT WAS A TRAP TRAP.

OH, YEAH. OK.

[VIDEO PHONE RINGS]

GO AHEAD, ANSWER IT.

WADE?
KIM, IT'S A TRAP TRAP.

MOVING ON...

AAH!
AAH!

HA HA HA H...

WHA... WAIT.
WHERE'S THE DOOM?

OH, THERE GO
THE PANTS!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Ron: UM, HELLO?
IS IT OVER?

ANYONE THERE?
[SNIFFING]

HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS
LIKE... BANANAS! OH, MAN!

RUFUS, I THINK
SOME SERIOUS PHYSICS
JUST HAPPENED.

RUFUS? RUFUS?

RUFUS!

TV announcer:
WELCOME TO APE ISLAND...

IT CAN'T BE.

[SHRIEKING, CHATTERING]

NO, NOT THE...

TV announcer:
FOR THE ANNUAL...

AAH!

OH! ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE!

AAH! THEY'RE IN MY HA...

[SITCOM MUSIC,
APPLAUSE]

HEY, WHAT IS GOING ON?

[CHEERS, WHISTLES]

OH, HONEY,
ARE YOU OK?

NO. NO. WHY ARE YOU
HUGGING ME?

'CAUSE YOU BROKE UP
WITH BILLY?

WHO'S BILLY?

THAT'S THE SPIRIT...

PRETEND YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
ALL ABOUT HIM.

OH, UNLESS YOU'RE
REALLY FORGOTTEN HIM
ALREADY.

THAT WOULD BE, LIKE,
A REASON TO SEE
YOUR DOCTOR. HA HA HA.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS]

OK, THAT'S
GOTTA STOP.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

COULD THIS DAY GET
ANY WEIRDER?

FINALLY,
SOMEONE ELSE NOTICES!

YEAH, IT IS
KINDA MOOPY.

MOOPY? DID YOU JUST
MAKE THAT UP?

NO. I MADE IT UP
WHEN I WAS 7.

7 WAS A MOOPY YEAR.

I'VE GOT TO
GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

OH, HEY, NOW THAT
BILLY DUMPED YOU,

MAYBE WE SHOULD
GIVE IT A GO AGAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
SEVENTH TIME'S THE CHARM.

EEE-HYAH!

LET'S CALL THAT
A MAYBE.

CUT THAT OUT!

UM... HELLO?

I SEEM TO BE LOST HERE.

SHEGO? ANYONE? AAH!

HI, KIDS.
TODAY WE'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING BLUE.

HERE?
THERE?

WHERE?

HAVE YOU SEEN
SOMETHING BLUE?

AHEM. UH, HELLO.

All: HAPPY BLUE DAY!

EH, PUT A HAM IN IT,
YOU LITTLE JABBERMITTENS!

YOU'RE A MEANIE!

AM I? WELL,
GET USED TO IT!

AND YOU KNOW
WHO VISITS MEANIES.

All: MR. SIT DOWN.

MR. WHO DOWN?

OH... SNAP.

[ALL LAUGH, CHEER]

TV announcer: NOW BACK TO
MORE CARTOON CORNER FUN

WITH THE ADVENTURES
OF SCAMPER AND BITEY.

UNH! UHH!

[COUGHS]

HUH?

OWOOOGA!

[GIGGLING]

WHOA.

LOST, ENSIGN?

UM, NO.

YES. UH,
NOT SURE, REALLY.

HA HA HA. YOU MUST BE
THE NEW TRANSFER FROM
THE ZYGALON SECTOR.

OK, PLAYING ALONG.

WELL, ENSIGN, YOU'RE ABOARD
THE XMS REVENGE,

A PUNISHER-CLASS CRUISER.

OUR MISSION,
TO BRAZENLY GO
WHEREVER WE WANT.

I'M IN... SPACE?

[ALARM SOUNDING]

BATTLE STATIONS!

BATTLE STATIONS?!

ALL HANDS BRACE
FOR IMPACT.

[CRASH]
UHH!
UHH!

UH, AM I MISSING
SOMETHING HERE?

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
BY THE CORPULONS!

WADE. HE'LL KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.

KIM. COME IN, KIM.
TALK TO ME.

GOOD THING WE WERE LINKED
WHEN THAT VORTEX OPENED.

IT GAVE ME A SIGNAL
TO TRACE.

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHERE I AM.

UH, TRAPPED
IN A TV SHOW?

NO. I'M IN OUTER... WAIT.

THIS IS A TV SHOW?

MY THEORY IS THAT
THE PAN-DIMENSIONAL
VORTEX INDUCER

GOT CROSSED
WITH THE SIGNAL
FROM A TV CABLE.

I'VE BEEN PULLED
INTO A TV SHOW?!

IS THAT POSSIBLE?

APPARENTLY YES.

SO, UM, IF I'M HERE,

WHERE'S RON?

AAH! AAH!

MONKEYS!

I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL WORK ON
TRACKING HIM DOWN.

ENSIGN, IS THAT
STANDARD ISSUE?

UM... YEAH.
IT'S... IT'S NEW.

NICE.
THEY COME IN YELLOW?

COMMANDER,
MORE FIGHTERS
INCOMING, SIR.

Wade: KIM, THAT WAS
COMMANDER KANE.

YOU'RE ON AN EPISODE
OF SPACE PASSAGE.

CAN YOU GET ME
AN AUTOGRAPH?

SCARING ME.

I NEED POD PILOTS.

LET'S SEE. DR. NYLOK,

MAJOR CANKER,
MR. PUTHIDIDDY,

WADE, 411.

THIS IS THE PART
OF THE SHOW

WHERE THEY PICK
SERIES REGULARS

TO GO ON A MISSION.

JUST MAKE SURE

YOU'RE NOT THE ONE
WEARING...
A RED SHIRT?

AND YOU.
YOU'RE EXPENDABLE.

SO, UH, THE PERSON
IN THE RED SHIRT

NEVER MAKES IT BACK
FROM A MISSION?

RELAX. I'LL
TALK YOU THROUGH IT.

I AM SO NOT INTO
THIS SCI-FI STUFF.

KIM, DON'T CALL IT SCI-FI.

THAT DENIGRATES
THE GENRE,

AND IT SICKENS ME.

OK. UH,
MOVING ON?

WELL, FIRST,
TAKE THE CONTROLS.

NOT THAT ONE!
CAREFUL...

OR YOU'LL DEPLOY
YOUR AQUA LANDER

AND JETTISON
THE ESCAPE POD.

I TOLD YOU
I WASN'T GETTING IT.

MAYBE I CAN
GET YOU OUT OF THERE.

YOU CAN DO THAT?
IT ALL DEPENDS.

THE WHOLE VORTEX
DIMENSION THING IS...

UNSTABLE?

TO SAY THE LEAST.

I'M SORRY, YOU'VE BEEN
VOTED OUT OF THE IGLOO.

HAND IN YOUR FISH.

EWW!

THAT WAS GROSS.

OK, I PICKED UP
SOME BIO-ENERGY CENTERS.

WHICH I'M GUESSING
ARE PEOPLE?

YEAH. ONE OF THEM'S
GOTTA BE RON.

I'LL TRY TO MOVE YOU TWO
INTO THE SAME DIMENSION.

GET READY.

OH, WHAT FRESH
TORMENT IS THIS?!

[VIDEO PHONE RINGS]
KIM, DID I MATCH YOU UP?

KIND OF.
NOT.

THERE'S BEEN A CROSSOVER
BETWEEN DRAKKEN'S
VORTEX INDUCER

AND THE CABLE SIGNAL.

DUH. I FIGURED THAT OUT
3 CHANNELS AGO.

HI!
[GIGGLES]

RUFUS!

NURSE, THE PATIENT'S
TURNED INTO A NAKED MOLE RAT.

I NEED A TOX SCREEN
AND A HEMO WORK-UP STAT.

YEAH, RIGHT.
LIKE I'M GONNA HELP.

YOU CAN'T WALK AWAY.
THIS IS MEDICINE!

MM-HMM. AND THIS
IS OUCH.

UNH!

DO YOU ALWAYS
GOTTA BE THE HERO?

ALWAYS GOTTA BE
THE PAIN? UNH!

AAH! MY PANCREAS!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

[GASPS] IT'S YOU!

THAT... THAT GUY!

KIM POSSIBLE'S
SIDEKICK.

THEN... IT'S...
IT'S STILL NOT HELPING.

RON. RON STOPPABLE?

YES! THAT'S EXACTLY
WHO YOU ARE! I...

[MUSIC PLAYS]
WHAT IS THAT?

THE FEARLESS FERRET
THEME SONG.

UHH! UNH! NNNG.

OOH!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

RUFUS, WHERE'S KIM?

UNH! HYAH!

GO, WADE. I'M LISTENING.

Wade: I FOUND RON.
I'LL TRY TO
MOVE YOU GUYS

INTO THE SAME
DIMENSION.

OH, GREAT...
DWEEB TO THE RESCUE.

AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU'RE COMING WITH?

BECAUSE THIS IS
WAY TOO MOOPY FOR ME.

MOOPY? OH,
YOU WERE ON PALS?

I LOVE THAT SHOW. OOH!

FIGURES.

MY LAIR! I'M BACK!

UNH!

WELL, WELL,
THE GEEK GOT US
HOME.

RUFUS, BUDDY!

AND NOW...

Man: YOU NEED TO TAKE
A TIME OUT.

HUH?

SERIOUSLY.
I MEAN, PLEASE!

YOU CALL THIS
A VILLAIN'S LAIR?

WELL, YES.

TALK ABOUT
A WORK IN PROGRESS!

AND JUST WHO ARE YOU?!

TV announcer: IT'S GUY,
LARSON, AND SCORE...

THE TREACHEROUS TRIO.

AND YOU'RE ON...

WE'RE STILL TRAPPED
IN THE CABLE VORTEX.

FINE. I HAVE SOMETHING HERE
THAT'LL FIX THIS. YES!

MY DIMENSIONAL COMPILER!

FELLAS, LOOK. UNH!
STYLE CRIMINAL!

HEY, I WAS USING THAT.

WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT OUTFIT?

NO, WHY DID YOU GET
THAT OUTFIT?

MAD SCIENTIST?

FRANKENSTOPIT
ALREADY, PLEASE!

SCARY SCAR SAYS,
"I'M A TOUGH BOY."

NOT!
NOT!
NOT!

STOP IT!
WHAT ABOUT THEM?

THEY'VE GOT STYLE.
LOVE THE CROP-TOP...

AND THE CARGO PANTS!

SO NOT THE BIG.
OFF THE RACK.

♪ GET IN THE GAME NOW ♪

♪ SHAKE YOUR BODY ♪

♪ GET IN THE GAME NOW ♪

♪ SHAKE THAT BODY ♪

♪ GET IN THE GAME NOW ♪

♪ SHAKE YOUR BODY ♪

♪ GET IN THE GAME NOW ♪

♪ SHAKE THAT BODY ♪

♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ GET IN THE GAME NOW ♪

AHA! WELCOME,
MY FRIENDS,

TO MY VILLAINOUS FEAST.

HE'S SO BAD!

THANKS TO
THE EVIL EYE.

EVIL PATE?

OK, NEED TO
FOCUS HERE.

FANCY FOOD
AND FRILLY FROCKS

DON'T HELP
OUR SITUATION!

HUH? AH,
QUITE RIGHT, SHEGO.

TIME FOR US TO ESCAPE
AND SEAL THE PATHWAYS,

LEAVING KIM POSSIBLE
AND COMPANY TRAPPED
FOREVER. HA HA HA HA.

OH, MAN, COME ON!

I'M NOT DONE WITH MY SOUP.
[VIDEO PHONE RINGS]

KIM, I'M PICKING UP
THE COMPILER'S
POWER SIGNATURE.

DRAKKEN'S USING
THE WRONG PROTOCOL.

THAT COULD WELL...

UNRAVEL THE VERY FABRIC
OF REALITY?

SNACKTIME'S OVER, RON!

OH, COME ON. LOOK AT
ALL THE NOODLES
ON THE BOTTOM. AW!

KIM, YOU CAN STILL
GET TO THE MACHINE
AND RESET THE SWITCH.

AHH! THIS WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!

REALITY'S COLLAPSING.

I MUST HAVE DONE
SOMETHING WRONG.

YEAH. SEVENTH TIME'S
THE CHARM. HA HA.

GAA! WHY AM I
TALKING LIKE THIS?!

GOT A PLAN "B," WADE?

I'M WORKING ON IT.
OTHER DIMENSIONS

ARE GOING TO BE PULLED
THROUGH YOURS

TOWARDS THE VORTEX.

YOU MEAN INSTEAD OF US
GOING TO THE DIMENSIONS,

THE DIMENSIONS
WILL COME... OOH...

Wade: TO YOU.
[GASPS]

PUT ME IN A PINATA
AND CALL ME CANDY.

I'M IN HEAVEN.

A BUENO NACHO
COMMERCIAL!

Announcer:
NEW AT BUENO NACHO,

THE MUCHO GUACAMACO!

HOLA. MAY I HELP YOU?

YES. SI. 2 ORDERS
OF NACOS. EXTRA CHEESE,
POR FAVOR.

[GIGGLES]

RON, SO NOT THE TIME.

NO. NO. AH!

A QUANTUM REVERSER!

THIS'LL MAKE
EVERYTHING RIGHT.

THE PERFECT NACO.

THIS'LL MAKE
EVERYTHING RIGHT.

[SQUEALS] MM-HMM.

Announcer: BUENO NACHO,

WHERE EVERY BITE IS
A FIESTA ON YOUR TONGUE.

CHA CHA CHA!

HUH?
HUH?

AAH! NACO, COME BACK!

[SOBBING]

AAH! STOP!

BUT I... AW, NUTS!

JUST NOT YOUR DAY...
OR DIMENSION.

OK, DON'T KNOW
THIS SHOW.

HEY, FORGOT ABOUT
THE CABLE GUIDE.

THAT 1670s SHOW.

MY FRIENDS,
I AM IN DIRE NEED
OF A COURTING MATCH.

THOU ART DREAMING.

NO ONE WOULD EVER
COURT THEE.

WHY NOT ASK
THAT COW THOU TIPPED
A FORTNIGHT AGO?

[LAUGH TRACK, APPLAUSE]

WELL, DOEST THOU
JOURNEY HERE

WITH GREAT
FREQUENCY,
YOUNG MAID?

BACK OFF, BARN BOY!

All: A WITCH!

A WHAT?
GET HER!

[GASPS]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
UNH!

TELL ME WHAT
I WANT TO KNOW.

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

HEH. NICE WIG,
MISS TRIES-TOO-HARD.

UHH! HMM?

WHERE IS THE DEVICE?
WILD GUESS.

YOU THINK MAYBE
HE'S GUARDING IT?

GOOD POINT.
MY BAD.

UH, HELLO.

THIS DEVICE WOULDN'T
HAPPEN TO BE FOR

TRAVELING
THROUGH DIMENSIONS,
WOULD IT?

EHH! NO, THEN. OK.

JUST ASKING.
HEH HEH HEH.

STAND BACK...

OH, NO!

OVER-GROOM VICTIM!

HAVE YOU NO MERCY?!

NAKED MOLE RAT.
HELLO? NAKED!

RUFUS, YOU GOT
A COMB-OVER.

[SOUNDS OF DISGUST]

WHERE ARE WE
THIS TIME?

I'M GONNA SAY
PRO WRESTLING.

HMM. GOOD CALL.

COULD THIS BE
ANY EASIER?

I DON'T THINK SO.

WE ARE GOING
TO COOK

A FANTABULOUS
MEAL TODAY

USING OUR SECRET
INGREDIENT...

NAKED MOLE RAT!

AAH!

SO, IS THIS
A FAMILY RECIPE?

YES. BACK HOME WE LIKE
TO FRY 'EM UP GOOD.

Man: ...ARE 9 STORIES
ABOVE A BUSY CITY STREET.

DOES THAT SCARE YOU?

NO.

NOT REALLY.
SHOULD IT?

WELL, YEAH.

BECAUSE WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT A BUNGEE JUMP.

AREN'T YOU SCARED?

NO.
ARE YOU?

WHY WOULD I BE...

HERE WE GO, PRETTY BOY!
AAH!

OH... SHEGO!

[BAND PLAYS
OUT OF COMMERCIAL]

HUH?

AND... WE ARE... BACK.

I'M RON,

AND WE ARE TALKING
TO DR. DRAKKEN,

WHO IS...

HERE... TO TALK ABOUT...

UH... THIS BOOK.

YOUR BOOK?
APPARENTLY.

OOH. GREAT.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT?

UH... ME.
IT'S ABOUT ME.

YEAH, YOU'VE
BEEN THREATENING
TO WRITE A BOOK

FOR A WHILE. CAN YOU
TELL ME MORE?

WELL... I...

I RATHER LIKE ME.

OK, NOW,
PICK A TRIANGLE.

UH, CAN I PICK KIM TWICE?

WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY
PICK ME?

'CAUSE YOU'RE
THE CREEPY BLUE GUY.

BLUE IS SO
LAST SEASON.

THIS YEAR
IT'S EVIL UMBER.

BLUE SKIN? THAT MEANS
HE'S NOT BREATHING!

SOMEBODY GET
THE JAWS OF LIFE!

WAIT.
THINGS ARE GETTING
SERIOUSLY MOOPY HERE.

I KNOW. WITH EVERY
PASSING DIMENSION,

REALITY GETS WEAKER.

ONLY A FEW MORE SHOWS
AND IT'LL ALL BE OBLITERATED.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

I THINK I KNOW A WAY
TO ZAP YOU BACK,

BUT THERE'S
TOO MUCH INTERFERENCE
FROM THE VORTEX.

IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY
TO PLUG IT UP.

WAIT A MINUTE.
THE SHOWS ARE FOLLOWING
THE SCHEDULE!

WADE, CAN YOU CHANGE
THE CHANNEL ORDER...

MAKE APE ISLAND NEXT?

YEAH. BUT WHY?

THIS BEGAN WITH MONKEYS,
IT'S GONNA END WITH MONKEYS.

OK, WADE, NOW!

RUFUS, BANANA ME!

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

HOLD ON. THIS IS GONNA
GET HAIRY.

Kim: HERE THEY COME.

UH, WHAT COMES WHERE?

I BLAME YOU FOR THIS.

[SHRIEKING, CHATTERING]
READY...

AAH! AAH!

RON!

WHOA!

THANKS, K.P.

SO NOT THE DRAMA.
BUT THAT IS.

[CHATTERING]

EWW, GROSS!
MONKEY PLUG!

UHH..
OK...

UHH... UHH...
OW.

HOW WE DOING?

EVERYTHING APPEARS STABLE.

COME, SHEGO.

I MADE SOME REPAIRS
TO THE COMPILER.

IT'S TIME TO LEAVE
THIS TRAVESTY.

[WEAK WHINE]

UM, THAT DOESN'T
LOOK VERY...

STOP BEING PANIC NANCY!

GO, WADE.

I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE GLAD

TO BE BACK
IN DRAKKEN'S PLACE.

COOL, THEY'VE GOT CABLE!

UH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
ON SECOND THOUGHT,

I THINK I'LL STICK
TO VIDEO GAMES
FOR A WHILE.

LET'S GET THIS BACK

AND HOPE THEY
LOCK IT UP BETTER
THIS TIME.

YOU'RE THE MAN, WADE.

EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL...
MOSTLY.

SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO DRAKKEN?

LOOKS LIKE HE TOOK
A DETOUR.

♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

THIS IS SO WORSE
THAN MOOPY.

TODAY'S COLOR IS GREEN!

DO YOU SEE ANYTHING GREEN?

YEAH, I GOT YOUR GREEN,
FELT FACE!

NO. YOU'RE GOING TO ANGER
MR. SIT DOWN.

WHAT? UNH!

Shego: OH.