Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 3, Episode 4 - Bad Boy - full transcript
Kim's new greatest foe is... Ron Stoppable?! An accident at a villains' trade show transfers all of Dr. Drakken's evil into Ron.
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[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
SITCH ME.
SCANNING INDICATES DRAKKEN'S
ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER
IS RIGHT BELOW YOU.
LET'S ROCK.
UNH! UNH!
COME ON, RON.
HEAD IN THE GAME.
SORRY, I'VE JUST GOT MY COUSIN
RUBEN'S WEDDING COMING UP.
AND THAT'S BAD HOW?
WHOLE FAM THERE. HELLO!
INCLUDING
EVIL COUSIN SEAN.
PFFLLBBT!
SEAN! EEEH!
UNH!
UNH! UNH! UNH!
YOUR COUSIN SEAN'S
BAD NEWS?
BAD? BAD?!
HE TRASHED MY SCOOTER,
POURED GRAVY
DOWN MY PANTS,
AND HE TRIED TO FEED
RUFUS TO HIS PET IGUANA.
EEH! EEH!
IN A FEW MOMENTS,
THE WORLD WILL BEG FOR MERCY
FROM MY ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER.
YOU WANT BREATHABLE AIR?
TALK TO THE DOCTOR!
RATHER NOT,
DRAKKEN.
Drakken:
KIM POSSIBLE?!
WELL?
UH, THE USUAL...
I ATTACK, SHE FIGHTS?
AH, HAVE WE BECOME
THAT PREDICTABLE?
APPARENTLY SO. ARRRH!
AND THEN SEAN BROKE
MY FAVORITE...
UH, K.P.,
ARE YOU LISTENING?
COUSIN SEAN.
BIG BULLY.
GRAVY DOWN THE PANTS.
OOH, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL YOUR PARENTS?
[EXPLOSIONS]
I TRIED,
BUT THEY'RE ALL,
"SEANIE'S
LITTLER THAN YOU."
WAIT. HOW LITTLER?
7. BUT HE'S, LIKE,
HE'S AN EVIL 7.
♪ OH, YEAH-EAH-EAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE AFRAID
OF A 7-YEAR-OLD?
WALK A MILE IN
MY GRAVY-STAINED PANTS,
AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
AW! IGUANA.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE
TO DITCH HIM?
2 WORDS, K.P.
KIDS' TABLE.
WHOA. YOU STILL SIT
WITH THE KIDS?
WHAT IF YOU BROUGHT
A DATE?
A DATE. A DATE.
WELL, IT WOULD HAVE
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE,
BUT I'VE BEEN
DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.
UNLESS...
UH, NOT THAT
I'M ASKING YOU...
NO. 'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS,
UH, AND, UM...
IT WOULD BE AWK-WEIRD?
YEAH. THAT'S THE WORD
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
AWK-WEIRD.
SHH! SHH! SHH!
IT'S STARTING.
YOU ACTUALLY
WATCH AGONY COUNTY?
JUST TO STAY CURRENT.
DANNY, WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT US?
LOOK, CHARITY,
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
IT HAS TO STAY
THAT WAY. GET IT?
OH, PUH-LEEZE!
ARE THEY STILL
TEASING THAT CHARITY
AND DANNY ARE GONNA
GET TOGETHER?
LIKE THAT'S EVER
GONNA HAPPEN.
IT WOULD END
THE SERIES.
BESIDES,
THE GUY'S A JERK!
DID YOU SEE HOW
HE DUMPED FAITH
ON HER BIRTHDAY?
REWIND.
YOU WATCH AGONY COUNTY?
AM I NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE CURRENT?
UH-HUH.
AND FYI, DANNY'S
A MISUNDERSTOOD JERK.
THERE'S A DIFF?
YEAH! A HOTTIE DIFF.
OH! YOU LIKE
THE BAD BOYS.
WELL, SOMETIMES I...
NO. NOT AT ALL.
BUT, UH, SOME GIRLS DO.
OH... REALLY?
HEY!
YOU CAN'T JUST
BARGE IN.
AOW! OUTTA MY WAY!
LADIES LOVE THE BAD BOY,
AND THE BAD BOY
LOVES THE LADIES.
BUT THIS IS
THE GIRLS' ROOM.
AAH!
MY BAD,
HEH HEH.
[CLEARS THROAT]
I MEAN, UH...
I'M BAD, HUH?
SEE THE THING
WITH THE EYEBROW?
UH! THAT'S
JUST YOU, RON.
JERK!
MISUNDERSTOOD JERK.
BAD, NOT GOOD?
I FEEL COUSIN SEAN
SHARPENING
HIS SPILL SKILLS.
I GOTTA GO BADDER.
WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE
LIKING YOU
FOR THE REAL YOU.
YOU KNOW WHERE NICE GUYS
FINISH, K.P.
FROM NOW ON,
JUST CALL ME BAD BOY.
MY ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER...
GONE! SMASHED TO PIECES.
SHARP PIECES. OWIE! OW!
AND YOU THOUGHT
THIS PLAN WOULD TURN OUT
DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE...
[IN UNISON] IT WAS MY BEST
DOOMSDAY DEVICE EVER!
YEAH, BLAH BLAH...
HEARD IT ALL
BEFORE.
DID YOU EVER THINK
MAYBE YOUR BEST
JUST ISN'T
GOOD ENOUGH?
SHEGO, YOUR WORDS HURT.
THERE MUST BE SOME
WORLD DOMINATION PLAN
I'VE TRIED THAT WORKED.
HERE'S A NEWS FLASH:
IF IT WORKED,
YOU'D BE RUNNING
THE WORLD.
THE ONLY THING
I SEE RUNNING
IS YOUR MOUTH.
[GASPS, SOBS]
YOU'RE RIGHT!
MY EVIL MUSE HAS DESERTED ME!
[SOBBING]
OH, DO MY TEARS MEAN NOTHING?
UHH! CORK IT.
MAYBE THIS'LL HELP.
THE ANNUAL SUPERVILLAIN
TRADE SHOW AND CONVENTION?
WHOA! HENCHMEN SEMINARS,
DOOMSDAY DEMONSTRATIONS,
EVIL SNACK BAR!
SHEGO, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
UM, YOU'RE GONNA GORGE
YOURSELF ON CORN DOGS
AND WHORK ON DEMENTOR
AGAIN?
THAT WAS LAST YEAR,
AND THOSE WERE FUNNEL CAKES.
NO! IT MEANS A CHANCE
FOR ME TO BECOME
INSPIRED BY EVIL AGAIN
AND... GRAB ALL THE SWAG
WE CAN.
DANNY, NO!
YOU'VE GOT SPINACH
IN YOUR TEETH, AND
YOUR HAIR'S A MESS!
WHAT'S IT TO YOU,
CHARITY?
I'M THE ONE
WHO DOESN'T CARE.
BUT I CARE!
I CARE SO MUCH,
AND IT HURTS.
I LIKE WHEN YOU HURTS.
EVEN HIS GRAMMAR IS BAD.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
WHAT?!
HUH?!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
AWW! LOOKS LIKE
THE POWER'S GONE OUT.
COUSIN SEAN! AAAAH!
HEH HEH HEH.
GUESS WHERE I'M STAYING
FOR THE WEDDING, ROOMIE!
[BOTH SOB]
[DISTANT SOBBING]
THAT SOUNDED LIKE
RON AND RUFUS.
HMM.
OH, HEY, K.P.
DO I WANNA KNOW?
COUSIN SEAN.
IN MY HOUSE.
RIGHT NOW.
CAN WE STAY HERE,
PLEASE?
OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE!
PLEASE,
PLEASE.
OH, TAKE THE COUCH
IN THE DEN.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DEAL WITH YOUR COUSIN
SOONER OR LATER.
FINE. SOONER OR LATER,
ONE OF US IS GONNA
HAVE TO GROW UP.
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
GO, WADE.
CHECK THIS. I'VE BEEN TRACKING
A HUGE GROUP OF SUPERVILLAINS,
ALL CONVERGING ON ONE PLACE.
TRI-CITY
CONVENTION CENTER.
IT'S THE ANNUAL
SUPERVILLAIN SHINDIG.
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
ON THE MAILING LIST.
I THOUGHT I WAS SIGNING
YOU UP TO WIN A TANK, OK?
MAYBE I SHOULD SNEAK IN.
SEE HOW MUCH NO-GOOD
THEY'RE UP TO.
GOTCHA UNDERCOVERED.
YOU CALL THIS INCOGNITO?
ZORPOX THE CONQUEROR!
ISSUE 97 OF THE VILLAINS'
LEAGUE OF EVIL VILLAINS.
AND I AM...
SHEELA...
OF THE LEOPARD PEOPLE.
I WAS GONNA SAY
NOT FEELING 100%
ON THE CAT SUIT.
I WORKED WITH
WHAT I HAD ON HAND.
K.P., I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THIS.
JUST TRY CHILLIN'
LIKE A VILLAIN.
NO, I MEAN
MY WHOLE BAD BOY THING.
IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.
UHH! NOW, UNDERCOVER
AS A SUPERVILLAIN,
YOU REALIZE THIS?
LET'S GO.
WALK THE WALK,
ZORPOX.
OH, LOOK!
THEY CAN DO THAT?
SO YOU THINK
YOU'RE BAD, SIR?
BAD?! I'M DR. DRAKKEN.
DRAKKEN? SINCE WHEN
DO YOU BUY ANYTHING?
ADMITTEDLY, I HAVE BEEN
A BIT OF A TIRE KICKER
IN THE PAST.
YOU SENT HER IN
TO STEAL FOR YOU.
[SHEGO GASPS]
AH, IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT
A FREE, NO-OBLIGATION-TO-BUY
DEMONSTRATION?
FINE. LET'S GO.
HA HA!
HAH! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THAT!
HUH!
"PLAYGROUND BULLY."
WHAT-GROUND WHAT WHAT?
FACE IT, DR. D., YOU'RE
NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK.
YOU MEAN... I'M NOT EVIL?
UNPLEASANT,
ANNOYING,
BUT EVIL?
NOT SO MUCH.
COME.
SEE THE LATEST FROM
HENCH CO. INDUSTRIES.
Video announcer:
GOOD GUYS GOT YA DOWN?
EVIL SCHEMES NOT WORKING?
THEN YOU NEED
THE ATTITUDINATOR.
FIRST THE ATTITUDINATOR
REMOVES YOUR GOOD
AND BAD ENERGIES
AND READJUSTS THE BALANCE,
GIVING YOU JUST THE RIGHT
AMOUNT OF EVIL.
BE THE ENVY
OF OTHER VILLAINS
AND THE BANE OF DO-GOODERS
WITH...
SHEGO, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
THAT YOU'RE PAYING
RETAIL THIS TIME?
[MUTTERS]
AUGH! VERY WELL.
WHERE'S MY CHECKBOOK?
CHECK ALL THE VILLAINY.
BE CAREFUL...
AND LAY LOW.
"MOLECULAR ERASER."
YEAH, RIGHT!
WAY TO LAY LOW.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEY, IS THAT DRAKKEN?
WHAT'S ON
HIS HEAD?
OHH! HA HA! WHOO-HOO!
FEET ITCHING...
GOOD SIGN.
SINCE WHEN ARE
ITCHY FEET GOOD?
OOH, I AM FEELING SUPEREVIL.
HOW DO I LOOK?
SUPEREVIL DRAKKEN?
LET'S GO.
I GOT YOUR TAIL, SHEELA.
[DRAKKEN LAUGHS
FIENDISHLY]
UNH!
OK, SHE DOES.
KIM POSSIBLE?!
NO!
SHE'S SHEELA
THE LEOPARD LADY.
SHE HAS SPOTS! COME ON!
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
IN THAT STUPID COSTUME?
OH, HO HO HO. YOU LOOK
IN THE MIRROR LATELY?
ARRGH!
LET'S GO, SISTER.
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
SORRY, THE NEXT DEMO
WILL BE IN A FEW MINUTES.
UM... STAND BACK.
I'M ZORPOX THE CONQUEROR!
DOESN'T RING A BELL.
NO? ZORPOX THE...
I'M JUST NOT FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR WORK.
WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUT
A CARD?
YOU COULD WIN A TANK.
AH!
NICE TRY, KIM POSSIBLE,
BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE.
PURE EVIL NOW COURSES
THROUGH MY VEINS.
MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU'LL THINK TWICE
BEFORE WRECKING SOMEONE'S
ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER.
NYAH!
COME, SHEGO.
RON, ARE YOU OK?
[COUGHS]
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
HOPE YOU GOT TO HIM
IN TIME.
HOW MUCH MORE EVIL
COULD DRAKKEN GET?
[HUMMING GLEEFULLY]
♪ BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY ♪
HEY, IS THAT
AN "OH, BOY" SONG?
HMM? IS IT? ANYHOO...
AT LAST, IT IS COMPLETE!
THE SONIC ANNIHILATOR.
IT'S PURPLE?
PURPLE? PLEASE.
IT'S PLUM.
MAKES IT USER-FRIENDLY.
YEAH, OK.
WHAT'S IT DO?
I TURN THIS KNOB.
IT GENERATES CASCADING
SONIC PULSES.
AND WITH THE PROPER
MIXTURE,
I CAN REALLY
SHAKE THINGS UP.
SO, YOU CAN USE IT TO...
THAT'S RIGHT, SHEGO.
MAKE THE PERFECT GLASS
OF CHOCOLATE MILK.
YOU'RE JOKING.
I NEVER JOKE
ABOUT COCOA MOO.
COCOA MOO?
ITS USES ARE LIMITLESS:
PUDDING, COOKIE DOUGH,
FOOT MASSAGES.
BUT WHAT ABOUT EVIL USES?
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE...
EARTHQUAKES?
AAH! MY COCOA MOO.
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
IT COULD BE SO VIOLENT.
SOMEONE COULD GET HURT.
KINDA THE POINT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
SHEGO,
BITE YOUR TONGUE.
HAVE SOME COCOA MOO.
IT'S SOOTHING.
STOP SAYING COCOA MOO!
MMM! THAT'S GOOD COCOA MOO.
YAAAAH!
[BEEPING]
IT SHOULD BE EASY TURNING
DRAKKEN BACK TO NORMAL
AS LONG AS THIS THING'S
KEPT HIS GOOD SIDE.
DRAKKEN HAS ONE OF THOSE?
NOT ANYMORE.
THIS DEVICE WAS DESIGNED
TO SUCK UP BOTH HIS
GOOD AND BAD ENERGIES
AND ONLY PUT BACK
THE EVIL PART.
WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?
I'LL START
CRUNCHING THE DATA
AND LET YOU KNOW
WHAT I FIND.
AA-AAGH.
RUFUS...
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
RON TOTALLY FLAKED
ON CHEM CLASS THIS MORNING.
[MUTTERING]
HMM?
WITH THE RIGHT VELOCITY,
COUNTERWEIGHT
THE SPOONS,
AND, DATE OR NO DATE,
COUSIN SEAN
WILL BOW TO ME!
RON? STRANGER THAN USUAL.
OH, THIS? JUST
A LITTLE EXPERIMENT.
OK, NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW SCARY I CAN BE.
BOO-YAH! HAH! HA HA HA HA HA!
WE'VE JUST ENTERED
THE FREAK ZONE.
MM-HMM.
OH, THINGS ARE ABOUT
TO GET SPUD-TACULAR.
OK, WHO THREW...
INCOMING!
EVASIVE ACTION, PEOPLE!
RON, WHAT'S
YOUR GAMEAGE?
YEAH!
HUH? I SEE HOW IT IS.
YOU TURN AGAINST ME.
CAN'T HANDLE
THE BAD BOY, HUH?
NO. BUT I CAN.
NO FOOD FIGHT GOES
UNPUNISHED ON MY WATCH,
STOPPABLE.
ONE MONTH IN DETENTION.
BOO-YAH! HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
OOH, THAT'S...
THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU,
FOOD FIGHTER.
FINE. LET'S MAKE IT
2 MONTHS.
WHOA! RON'S BAD BOY ACT
IS GETTING A LITTLE EXTREME.
AND HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO
GET A DATE OUT OF IT ANYMORE.
UH-UH. UH-UH.
WADE, I NEED YOU
TO KEEP AN EYE ON RON.
YOU'VE STILL GOT HIM
CHIPPED, RIGHT?
KIM, WE TALKED ABOUT
THE ETHICAL RAMIFICATIONS
OF THAT.
WADE.
YEAH, OK.
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
[LAUGHS FIENDISHLY]
SO? HAD ENOUGH?
HA HA HA!
I THINK YOU'RE
QUITE FINISHED.
WHO WANTS PEANUT
BUTTER STICKIES?
OH, THIS IS SICK AND WRONG
ON SO MANY LEVELS.
SHEGO, COME. JOIN US.
WE'RE ABOUT TO START
OUR SHARE CIRCLE.
WANT A P.B. STICKIE?
SOMEONE'S
A GRUMPY MONKEY.
LOOK, YOUR TRAIN'S SERIOUSLY
JUMPED THE TRACK HERE.
WHAT? HEY, YOU'RE NOT BLUE.
OH, WELL, MUST BE
MY SUNNY DISPOSITION.
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANNA TAKE OVER?
STARTS WITH A "W"?
OH! I LOVE GUESSING GAMES.
ALL RIGHT, DON'T TELL ME.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WA-WA-WATERMELON!
[RING]
YES! NO? WOOLY MAMMOTH.
[RING]
WOODCHUCK.
WHIRLIGIG.
[GROANS] GO.
IS THIS THE LAIR
OF DR. DRAKKEN?
UM, WOMBAT.
MORE OR LESS.
WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
HOW TERRIBLY SORRY HENCHCO IS
ABOUT THE "UNFORTUNATE MISHAP."
WHAT MISHAP?
WELL, OUR ANALYSIS
OF THE RUCKUS
AT THE CONVENTION CENTER
SHOWS THAT DR. DRAKKEN'S EVIL
WAS CLEARLY TRANSPLANTED
TO THAT ZORPOX FELLOW.
AHA! NO WONDER
DR. D's MESSED UP.
HEY! HANG ON.
YOUR CHECK BOUNCED.
GOTTA GO. YO, DR. D!
CHANGED YOUR MIND
ABOUT THE COCOA MOO?
DO NOT SAY CO...
I GOTTA GET YOU
BACK TO YOUR BAD SELF.
LET'S GO GET THAT SIDEKICK.
MAZEL TOV!
THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP
ON RON.
WHEN HE TRICKED OUT HIS
OLD TRICYLE INTO AN ATV,
I KNEW SOMETHING
WAS SERIOUSLY WHACK.
YEAH. HE'S USUALLY
NOT GOOD WITH TOOLS.
WHOA! LOOK!
LATER, WADE.
BAD BOY'S HERE.
BOO-YAH! WHO'S
THE BEST MAN NOW?
HOLD UP, RON.
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
HEY! YOU'RE BLUE.
KIM POSSIBLE!
SINCE WHEN DO YOU
USE MY LAST NAME?
SINCE I REALIZED
MY FULL EVIL POTENTIAL.
YEAH. ABOUT THAT...
LIKE THE CAKE,
COUSIN CRYBABY?
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
BOO! GONNA CRY LIKE A BABY?
HEH HEH.
THAT'S COUSIN SEAN?
YOU THINK YOU GOT GAME?
YOU AIN'T GOT GAME!
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
BOO-YAH! HA HA HA HA HA!
I'VE REFINED MY POTATO TOSSER
INTO A PLASMA CATAPULT!
THAT'S
AN UNEXPECTED TWIST.
AAAH!
THIS'LL CUT THAT LITTLE
BRAT DOWN TO SIZE!
WAA-AAH!
ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE
AT THE KIDS' TABLE?
RUN!
COME ON, STOPPABLE.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
UM, IF YOU DON'T MIND
TERRIBLY.
NO ONE COMMANDS ME. NO ONE!
AAH! WHOO,
HE'S A BAD MAN.
YEAH! SERIOUSLY.
RON, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP.
EVIL ISN'T YOUR THING.
IT'S DRAKKEN'S THING.
AW, BUT I'M SO MUCH
BETTER AT IT.
DID DRAKKEN EVER BUILD
A PLASMA BLASTER
THIS DANGEROUS?
MMM.
I DID NOT.
HE DIDN'T.
WHO KNEW THE BUFFOON
WAS A NATURAL?
LATER,
DR. DO-NOTHIN'.
WA-AA-AAH!
UNH!
BACK OFF, LADY.
WELCOME ABOARD.
RON!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
MMM, BEG TO DIFFER.
[SMACKS LIPS TOGETHER]
MMM. I'M GOING TO ASK
FOR THE RECIPE.
[RON LAUGHS FIENDISHLY]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. OK.
OK, ENOUGH.
POINT MADE. YOU GOT
THE VILLAIN LAUGH DOWN.
GIVE IT A REST,
WOULD YA?
DO YOUR EYES CRITICIZE?
I'M LOOKING
FOR RESULTS HERE.
SO FAR YOU'VE BEEN CHUCKLING
UP A STORM WITH NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR IT.
I'M JUST WARMING UP.
CHECK IT.
THE ANNIHILATOR HAS BEEN SET
TO GO OFF IN 5 MINUTES.
WHEN IT DOES, QUAKES ARE GONNA
SHAKE THE WORLD TO PIECES.
[FIENDISH LAUGH]
SO DONE WITH THE LAUGH.
OK, WAIT.
THIS HELPS US HOW?
WE'LL BE SHAKEN APART,
TOO.
IT'LL NEVER GET THAT FAR.
THE WORLD WILL SURRENDER
TO ME FIRST.
NOT US. ME! YOU'RE
JUST THE HIRED HELP.
OH, REALLY?
[GASPS]
[CHORTLES]
HMM. COOL, HUH?
I FOUND IT
IN DRAKKEN'S STUFF.
BET HE NEVER EVEN
KNEW HOW TO WORK IT.
YOU WERE ALL LIKE,
"POW! POW!"
AND I WAS LIKE,
"ZAP! ZAP!"
AND NOW YOU'RE ALL
LIKE, "BOO-HOO!"
NICE FISH. NEED TO KNOW
THEIR PLACE, RIGHT?
UH, YEAH, UH...
YOU GOT IT.
I'LL JUST GO CHECK
THE SECURITY MONITORS.
HEY, YOU KNOW THAT EVIL
LAUGH OF YOURS?
HEH, I LOVE IT!
I LOVE IT!
I'M READY FOR YOU,
KIM POSSIBLE. BRING!
[LAUGHS FIENDISHLY]
ANY IDEA HOW TO FIX
THIS, WADE?
WELL, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL,
ALL OF DRAKKEN'S BADNESS
GOT TRANSFERRED INTO RON.
IF WE REPAIR
THE ATTITUDINATOR
AND GET DRAKKEN
AND RON TO USE IT,
THAT SHOULD REVERSE
THE PROCESS. RIGHT?
HOPE SO.
OH, WHO'S A CHUBBY
MOLE RAT?
WHO'S A CHUBBY
LITTLE MOLE RAT?
EUWH! EUWH!
[CHATTERING]
IT ALSO MEANS DRAKKEN
WILL BE EVIL AGAIN.
THAT'S THE BAD NEWS.
UH, DRAKKEN...
WE'RE GONNA NEED YA
TO TURN BAD AGAIN.
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BE BAD.
IT'S BETTER
IF YOU'RE BAD.
BETTER?
WELL, BETTER
THAN RON
BEING BAD.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
SO I'M BETTER AT BEING BAD
THAN YOUR BUDDY?
NO, BUT THAT'S GOOD.
SO...
BAD'S BETTER IF I'M BAD.
GOOD. YOU GOT IT.
WHOO-HOO!
WE'VE GOT AN INTRUDER.
KIM POSSIBLE!
GET READY FOR A SMACKDOWN
IN MY TOWN.
SHE'S NOT ON THE MONITORS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
DOING A LITTLE SCANNAGE
FOR THE COMMUNICATOR'S
FREQUENCY.
UNH! NOW, WHY DIDN'T HE
EVER THINK OF THAT?
THAT'S WHY I'M
THE BIG DOG.
WOOF WOOF BARK.
WADE'S GONNA TALK YOU THROUGH
HOW TO FIX THE ATTITUDINATOR.
OOH, GOODIE! I LOVE
FIXING THINGS.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY
THIS, DR. DRAKKEN:
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
EEE! UH-HUH.
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
THAT IS GOOD IN MY CASE.
UNH!
WELCOME,
KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE.
THE MIDDLE NAME
IS SO OVERKILL.
OVERKILL?
ISN'T THAT THE IDEA?
AH, BOO-YAH HA HA HA HA!
AH, HA HA HA HA HA!
OK. IT SHOULD WORK NOW.
WE DID IT!
GOOD JOB, GUYS. NOW...
YOU JUST HAVE TO
GET IT ON RON,
TURN HIM GOOD,
AND YOU'LL BE EVIL AGAIN.
[CRYING]
OH, IT'S OK, LITTLE GUY.
I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE
MORE FUN TIMES
AFTER I'M EVIL.
UH-UH. EEE! NO.
NOBODY TOLD ME THERE'D
BE NO EVIL FUN TIMES
WITH MY LITTLE MOLE RAT
BUDDY!
OOH, SORRY.
OH, DOING THE RIGHT
THING IS SO HARD.
OH, LOOK. KIMMIE
CAME OUT TO PLAY.
NOT BAD.
BUT LET'S BE HONEST.
YOU COULD'VE
GOTTEN OUT FASTER.
GAME OVER, RON.
OVER? I'M JUST
GETTING WARMED UP.
THE ANNIHILATOR
WAS TO KEEP YOU BUSY
WHILE I WORKED ON
MY REAL EVIL PLAN!
MY MEGA-WEATHER GENERATOR.
YOUR WHAT-ERATOR?
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK
TO BE KEPT IN THE LOOP?
ALL WILL HEAR ME AND TREMBLE
BENEATH MY STORMS
AND THEN HAND OVER TO ME
THE WORLD'S SUPPLY
OF NAKKOS!
BOO-YEAH! AH, HA HA HA!
[THUNDER]
NAKKOS?
FIGURES.
HOW OBVIOUS.
GO, DRAKKEN.
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY.
UH! HEY!
WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED?
[SQUEALING]
YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY.
YOU DITCHED ME FOR THAT?
DID YOU SEE HIS
MEGA-WEATHER GENERATOR?
AH! HA HA HA HA HA!
KIM POSSIBLE, FOR NOW,
IT IS I, DR. DRAKKEN,
WHO CONTROLS
THE MEGA-WEATHER GENERATOR.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW
WHAT COMES NEXT.
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT,
BUT YOU'RE...
AH! FINALLY NO MORE
KIDS' TABLE.
THANKS FOR BEING MY DATE...
UH, FRIEND.
ADMITTEDLY, NOT AS
AWK-WEIRD AS FEARED.
SOME MORE CAKE, RON?
IS THAT SEAN?
WHY, THANK YOU, SEAN.
SEE, K.P., PIECE OF CAKE.
RON, WHAT DID YOU...
I JUST GAVE HIM A LITTLE
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
---
[ELECTRONIC WARBLING]
SITCH ME.
SCANNING INDICATES DRAKKEN'S
ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER
IS RIGHT BELOW YOU.
LET'S ROCK.
UNH! UNH!
COME ON, RON.
HEAD IN THE GAME.
SORRY, I'VE JUST GOT MY COUSIN
RUBEN'S WEDDING COMING UP.
AND THAT'S BAD HOW?
WHOLE FAM THERE. HELLO!
INCLUDING
EVIL COUSIN SEAN.
PFFLLBBT!
SEAN! EEEH!
UNH!
UNH! UNH! UNH!
YOUR COUSIN SEAN'S
BAD NEWS?
BAD? BAD?!
HE TRASHED MY SCOOTER,
POURED GRAVY
DOWN MY PANTS,
AND HE TRIED TO FEED
RUFUS TO HIS PET IGUANA.
EEH! EEH!
IN A FEW MOMENTS,
THE WORLD WILL BEG FOR MERCY
FROM MY ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER.
YOU WANT BREATHABLE AIR?
TALK TO THE DOCTOR!
RATHER NOT,
DRAKKEN.
Drakken:
KIM POSSIBLE?!
WELL?
UH, THE USUAL...
I ATTACK, SHE FIGHTS?
AH, HAVE WE BECOME
THAT PREDICTABLE?
APPARENTLY SO. ARRRH!
AND THEN SEAN BROKE
MY FAVORITE...
UH, K.P.,
ARE YOU LISTENING?
COUSIN SEAN.
BIG BULLY.
GRAVY DOWN THE PANTS.
OOH, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL YOUR PARENTS?
[EXPLOSIONS]
I TRIED,
BUT THEY'RE ALL,
"SEANIE'S
LITTLER THAN YOU."
WAIT. HOW LITTLER?
7. BUT HE'S, LIKE,
HE'S AN EVIL 7.
♪ OH, YEAH-EAH-EAH ♪
♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'RE AFRAID
OF A 7-YEAR-OLD?
WALK A MILE IN
MY GRAVY-STAINED PANTS,
AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
AW! IGUANA.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE
TO DITCH HIM?
2 WORDS, K.P.
KIDS' TABLE.
WHOA. YOU STILL SIT
WITH THE KIDS?
WHAT IF YOU BROUGHT
A DATE?
A DATE. A DATE.
WELL, IT WOULD HAVE
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE,
BUT I'VE BEEN
DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.
UNLESS...
UH, NOT THAT
I'M ASKING YOU...
NO. 'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS,
UH, AND, UM...
IT WOULD BE AWK-WEIRD?
YEAH. THAT'S THE WORD
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
AWK-WEIRD.
SHH! SHH! SHH!
IT'S STARTING.
YOU ACTUALLY
WATCH AGONY COUNTY?
JUST TO STAY CURRENT.
DANNY, WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT US?
LOOK, CHARITY,
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
IT HAS TO STAY
THAT WAY. GET IT?
OH, PUH-LEEZE!
ARE THEY STILL
TEASING THAT CHARITY
AND DANNY ARE GONNA
GET TOGETHER?
LIKE THAT'S EVER
GONNA HAPPEN.
IT WOULD END
THE SERIES.
BESIDES,
THE GUY'S A JERK!
DID YOU SEE HOW
HE DUMPED FAITH
ON HER BIRTHDAY?
REWIND.
YOU WATCH AGONY COUNTY?
AM I NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE CURRENT?
UH-HUH.
AND FYI, DANNY'S
A MISUNDERSTOOD JERK.
THERE'S A DIFF?
YEAH! A HOTTIE DIFF.
OH! YOU LIKE
THE BAD BOYS.
WELL, SOMETIMES I...
NO. NOT AT ALL.
BUT, UH, SOME GIRLS DO.
OH... REALLY?
HEY!
YOU CAN'T JUST
BARGE IN.
AOW! OUTTA MY WAY!
LADIES LOVE THE BAD BOY,
AND THE BAD BOY
LOVES THE LADIES.
BUT THIS IS
THE GIRLS' ROOM.
AAH!
MY BAD,
HEH HEH.
[CLEARS THROAT]
I MEAN, UH...
I'M BAD, HUH?
SEE THE THING
WITH THE EYEBROW?
UH! THAT'S
JUST YOU, RON.
JERK!
MISUNDERSTOOD JERK.
BAD, NOT GOOD?
I FEEL COUSIN SEAN
SHARPENING
HIS SPILL SKILLS.
I GOTTA GO BADDER.
WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE
LIKING YOU
FOR THE REAL YOU.
YOU KNOW WHERE NICE GUYS
FINISH, K.P.
FROM NOW ON,
JUST CALL ME BAD BOY.
MY ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER...
GONE! SMASHED TO PIECES.
SHARP PIECES. OWIE! OW!
AND YOU THOUGHT
THIS PLAN WOULD TURN OUT
DIFFERENTLY BECAUSE...
[IN UNISON] IT WAS MY BEST
DOOMSDAY DEVICE EVER!
YEAH, BLAH BLAH...
HEARD IT ALL
BEFORE.
DID YOU EVER THINK
MAYBE YOUR BEST
JUST ISN'T
GOOD ENOUGH?
SHEGO, YOUR WORDS HURT.
THERE MUST BE SOME
WORLD DOMINATION PLAN
I'VE TRIED THAT WORKED.
HERE'S A NEWS FLASH:
IF IT WORKED,
YOU'D BE RUNNING
THE WORLD.
THE ONLY THING
I SEE RUNNING
IS YOUR MOUTH.
[GASPS, SOBS]
YOU'RE RIGHT!
MY EVIL MUSE HAS DESERTED ME!
[SOBBING]
OH, DO MY TEARS MEAN NOTHING?
UHH! CORK IT.
MAYBE THIS'LL HELP.
THE ANNUAL SUPERVILLAIN
TRADE SHOW AND CONVENTION?
WHOA! HENCHMEN SEMINARS,
DOOMSDAY DEMONSTRATIONS,
EVIL SNACK BAR!
SHEGO, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?
UM, YOU'RE GONNA GORGE
YOURSELF ON CORN DOGS
AND WHORK ON DEMENTOR
AGAIN?
THAT WAS LAST YEAR,
AND THOSE WERE FUNNEL CAKES.
NO! IT MEANS A CHANCE
FOR ME TO BECOME
INSPIRED BY EVIL AGAIN
AND... GRAB ALL THE SWAG
WE CAN.
DANNY, NO!
YOU'VE GOT SPINACH
IN YOUR TEETH, AND
YOUR HAIR'S A MESS!
WHAT'S IT TO YOU,
CHARITY?
I'M THE ONE
WHO DOESN'T CARE.
BUT I CARE!
I CARE SO MUCH,
AND IT HURTS.
I LIKE WHEN YOU HURTS.
EVEN HIS GRAMMAR IS BAD.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
WHAT?!
HUH?!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
AWW! LOOKS LIKE
THE POWER'S GONE OUT.
COUSIN SEAN! AAAAH!
HEH HEH HEH.
GUESS WHERE I'M STAYING
FOR THE WEDDING, ROOMIE!
[BOTH SOB]
[DISTANT SOBBING]
THAT SOUNDED LIKE
RON AND RUFUS.
HMM.
OH, HEY, K.P.
DO I WANNA KNOW?
COUSIN SEAN.
IN MY HOUSE.
RIGHT NOW.
CAN WE STAY HERE,
PLEASE?
OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE!
PLEASE,
PLEASE.
OH, TAKE THE COUCH
IN THE DEN.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DEAL WITH YOUR COUSIN
SOONER OR LATER.
FINE. SOONER OR LATER,
ONE OF US IS GONNA
HAVE TO GROW UP.
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPS]
GO, WADE.
CHECK THIS. I'VE BEEN TRACKING
A HUGE GROUP OF SUPERVILLAINS,
ALL CONVERGING ON ONE PLACE.
TRI-CITY
CONVENTION CENTER.
IT'S THE ANNUAL
SUPERVILLAIN SHINDIG.
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
ON THE MAILING LIST.
I THOUGHT I WAS SIGNING
YOU UP TO WIN A TANK, OK?
MAYBE I SHOULD SNEAK IN.
SEE HOW MUCH NO-GOOD
THEY'RE UP TO.
GOTCHA UNDERCOVERED.
YOU CALL THIS INCOGNITO?
ZORPOX THE CONQUEROR!
ISSUE 97 OF THE VILLAINS'
LEAGUE OF EVIL VILLAINS.
AND I AM...
SHEELA...
OF THE LEOPARD PEOPLE.
I WAS GONNA SAY
NOT FEELING 100%
ON THE CAT SUIT.
I WORKED WITH
WHAT I HAD ON HAND.
K.P., I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THIS.
JUST TRY CHILLIN'
LIKE A VILLAIN.
NO, I MEAN
MY WHOLE BAD BOY THING.
IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.
UHH! NOW, UNDERCOVER
AS A SUPERVILLAIN,
YOU REALIZE THIS?
LET'S GO.
WALK THE WALK,
ZORPOX.
OH, LOOK!
THEY CAN DO THAT?
SO YOU THINK
YOU'RE BAD, SIR?
BAD?! I'M DR. DRAKKEN.
DRAKKEN? SINCE WHEN
DO YOU BUY ANYTHING?
ADMITTEDLY, I HAVE BEEN
A BIT OF A TIRE KICKER
IN THE PAST.
YOU SENT HER IN
TO STEAL FOR YOU.
[SHEGO GASPS]
AH, IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT
A FREE, NO-OBLIGATION-TO-BUY
DEMONSTRATION?
FINE. LET'S GO.
HA HA!
HAH! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THAT!
HUH!
"PLAYGROUND BULLY."
WHAT-GROUND WHAT WHAT?
FACE IT, DR. D., YOU'RE
NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK.
YOU MEAN... I'M NOT EVIL?
UNPLEASANT,
ANNOYING,
BUT EVIL?
NOT SO MUCH.
COME.
SEE THE LATEST FROM
HENCH CO. INDUSTRIES.
Video announcer:
GOOD GUYS GOT YA DOWN?
EVIL SCHEMES NOT WORKING?
THEN YOU NEED
THE ATTITUDINATOR.
FIRST THE ATTITUDINATOR
REMOVES YOUR GOOD
AND BAD ENERGIES
AND READJUSTS THE BALANCE,
GIVING YOU JUST THE RIGHT
AMOUNT OF EVIL.
BE THE ENVY
OF OTHER VILLAINS
AND THE BANE OF DO-GOODERS
WITH...
SHEGO, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
THAT YOU'RE PAYING
RETAIL THIS TIME?
[MUTTERS]
AUGH! VERY WELL.
WHERE'S MY CHECKBOOK?
CHECK ALL THE VILLAINY.
BE CAREFUL...
AND LAY LOW.
"MOLECULAR ERASER."
YEAH, RIGHT!
WAY TO LAY LOW.
HEH HEH HEH.
HEY, IS THAT DRAKKEN?
WHAT'S ON
HIS HEAD?
OHH! HA HA! WHOO-HOO!
FEET ITCHING...
GOOD SIGN.
SINCE WHEN ARE
ITCHY FEET GOOD?
OOH, I AM FEELING SUPEREVIL.
HOW DO I LOOK?
SUPEREVIL DRAKKEN?
LET'S GO.
I GOT YOUR TAIL, SHEELA.
[DRAKKEN LAUGHS
FIENDISHLY]
UNH!
OK, SHE DOES.
KIM POSSIBLE?!
NO!
SHE'S SHEELA
THE LEOPARD LADY.
SHE HAS SPOTS! COME ON!
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
IN THAT STUPID COSTUME?
OH, HO HO HO. YOU LOOK
IN THE MIRROR LATELY?
ARRGH!
LET'S GO, SISTER.
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
SORRY, THE NEXT DEMO
WILL BE IN A FEW MINUTES.
UM... STAND BACK.
I'M ZORPOX THE CONQUEROR!
DOESN'T RING A BELL.
NO? ZORPOX THE...
I'M JUST NOT FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR WORK.
WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUT
A CARD?
YOU COULD WIN A TANK.
AH!
NICE TRY, KIM POSSIBLE,
BUT YOU'RE TOO LATE.
PURE EVIL NOW COURSES
THROUGH MY VEINS.
MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU'LL THINK TWICE
BEFORE WRECKING SOMEONE'S
ATMOSPHERE DISRUPTER.
NYAH!
COME, SHEGO.
RON, ARE YOU OK?
[COUGHS]
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
HOPE YOU GOT TO HIM
IN TIME.
HOW MUCH MORE EVIL
COULD DRAKKEN GET?
[HUMMING GLEEFULLY]
♪ BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY ♪
HEY, IS THAT
AN "OH, BOY" SONG?
HMM? IS IT? ANYHOO...
AT LAST, IT IS COMPLETE!
THE SONIC ANNIHILATOR.
IT'S PURPLE?
PURPLE? PLEASE.
IT'S PLUM.
MAKES IT USER-FRIENDLY.
YEAH, OK.
WHAT'S IT DO?
I TURN THIS KNOB.
IT GENERATES CASCADING
SONIC PULSES.
AND WITH THE PROPER
MIXTURE,
I CAN REALLY
SHAKE THINGS UP.
SO, YOU CAN USE IT TO...
THAT'S RIGHT, SHEGO.
MAKE THE PERFECT GLASS
OF CHOCOLATE MILK.
YOU'RE JOKING.
I NEVER JOKE
ABOUT COCOA MOO.
COCOA MOO?
ITS USES ARE LIMITLESS:
PUDDING, COOKIE DOUGH,
FOOT MASSAGES.
BUT WHAT ABOUT EVIL USES?
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE...
EARTHQUAKES?
AAH! MY COCOA MOO.
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
IT COULD BE SO VIOLENT.
SOMEONE COULD GET HURT.
KINDA THE POINT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
SHEGO,
BITE YOUR TONGUE.
HAVE SOME COCOA MOO.
IT'S SOOTHING.
STOP SAYING COCOA MOO!
MMM! THAT'S GOOD COCOA MOO.
YAAAAH!
[BEEPING]
IT SHOULD BE EASY TURNING
DRAKKEN BACK TO NORMAL
AS LONG AS THIS THING'S
KEPT HIS GOOD SIDE.
DRAKKEN HAS ONE OF THOSE?
NOT ANYMORE.
THIS DEVICE WAS DESIGNED
TO SUCK UP BOTH HIS
GOOD AND BAD ENERGIES
AND ONLY PUT BACK
THE EVIL PART.
WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?
I'LL START
CRUNCHING THE DATA
AND LET YOU KNOW
WHAT I FIND.
AA-AAGH.
RUFUS...
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
RON TOTALLY FLAKED
ON CHEM CLASS THIS MORNING.
[MUTTERING]
HMM?
WITH THE RIGHT VELOCITY,
COUNTERWEIGHT
THE SPOONS,
AND, DATE OR NO DATE,
COUSIN SEAN
WILL BOW TO ME!
RON? STRANGER THAN USUAL.
OH, THIS? JUST
A LITTLE EXPERIMENT.
OK, NOW YOU'RE SCARING ME.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW SCARY I CAN BE.
BOO-YAH! HAH! HA HA HA HA HA!
WE'VE JUST ENTERED
THE FREAK ZONE.
MM-HMM.
OH, THINGS ARE ABOUT
TO GET SPUD-TACULAR.
OK, WHO THREW...
INCOMING!
EVASIVE ACTION, PEOPLE!
RON, WHAT'S
YOUR GAMEAGE?
YEAH!
HUH? I SEE HOW IT IS.
YOU TURN AGAINST ME.
CAN'T HANDLE
THE BAD BOY, HUH?
NO. BUT I CAN.
NO FOOD FIGHT GOES
UNPUNISHED ON MY WATCH,
STOPPABLE.
ONE MONTH IN DETENTION.
BOO-YAH! HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
OOH, THAT'S...
THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU,
FOOD FIGHTER.
FINE. LET'S MAKE IT
2 MONTHS.
WHOA! RON'S BAD BOY ACT
IS GETTING A LITTLE EXTREME.
AND HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO
GET A DATE OUT OF IT ANYMORE.
UH-UH. UH-UH.
WADE, I NEED YOU
TO KEEP AN EYE ON RON.
YOU'VE STILL GOT HIM
CHIPPED, RIGHT?
KIM, WE TALKED ABOUT
THE ETHICAL RAMIFICATIONS
OF THAT.
WADE.
YEAH, OK.
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
[LAUGHS FIENDISHLY]
SO? HAD ENOUGH?
HA HA HA!
I THINK YOU'RE
QUITE FINISHED.
WHO WANTS PEANUT
BUTTER STICKIES?
OH, THIS IS SICK AND WRONG
ON SO MANY LEVELS.
SHEGO, COME. JOIN US.
WE'RE ABOUT TO START
OUR SHARE CIRCLE.
WANT A P.B. STICKIE?
SOMEONE'S
A GRUMPY MONKEY.
LOOK, YOUR TRAIN'S SERIOUSLY
JUMPED THE TRACK HERE.
WHAT? HEY, YOU'RE NOT BLUE.
OH, WELL, MUST BE
MY SUNNY DISPOSITION.
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANNA TAKE OVER?
STARTS WITH A "W"?
OH! I LOVE GUESSING GAMES.
ALL RIGHT, DON'T TELL ME.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WA-WA-WATERMELON!
[RING]
YES! NO? WOOLY MAMMOTH.
[RING]
WOODCHUCK.
WHIRLIGIG.
[GROANS] GO.
IS THIS THE LAIR
OF DR. DRAKKEN?
UM, WOMBAT.
MORE OR LESS.
WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
HOW TERRIBLY SORRY HENCHCO IS
ABOUT THE "UNFORTUNATE MISHAP."
WHAT MISHAP?
WELL, OUR ANALYSIS
OF THE RUCKUS
AT THE CONVENTION CENTER
SHOWS THAT DR. DRAKKEN'S EVIL
WAS CLEARLY TRANSPLANTED
TO THAT ZORPOX FELLOW.
AHA! NO WONDER
DR. D's MESSED UP.
HEY! HANG ON.
YOUR CHECK BOUNCED.
GOTTA GO. YO, DR. D!
CHANGED YOUR MIND
ABOUT THE COCOA MOO?
DO NOT SAY CO...
I GOTTA GET YOU
BACK TO YOUR BAD SELF.
LET'S GO GET THAT SIDEKICK.
MAZEL TOV!
THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP
ON RON.
WHEN HE TRICKED OUT HIS
OLD TRICYLE INTO AN ATV,
I KNEW SOMETHING
WAS SERIOUSLY WHACK.
YEAH. HE'S USUALLY
NOT GOOD WITH TOOLS.
WHOA! LOOK!
LATER, WADE.
BAD BOY'S HERE.
BOO-YAH! WHO'S
THE BEST MAN NOW?
HOLD UP, RON.
THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
HEY! YOU'RE BLUE.
KIM POSSIBLE!
SINCE WHEN DO YOU
USE MY LAST NAME?
SINCE I REALIZED
MY FULL EVIL POTENTIAL.
YEAH. ABOUT THAT...
LIKE THE CAKE,
COUSIN CRYBABY?
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
BOO! GONNA CRY LIKE A BABY?
HEH HEH.
THAT'S COUSIN SEAN?
YOU THINK YOU GOT GAME?
YOU AIN'T GOT GAME!
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
BOO-YAH! HA HA HA HA HA!
I'VE REFINED MY POTATO TOSSER
INTO A PLASMA CATAPULT!
THAT'S
AN UNEXPECTED TWIST.
AAAH!
THIS'LL CUT THAT LITTLE
BRAT DOWN TO SIZE!
WAA-AAH!
ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE
AT THE KIDS' TABLE?
RUN!
COME ON, STOPPABLE.
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
UM, IF YOU DON'T MIND
TERRIBLY.
NO ONE COMMANDS ME. NO ONE!
AAH! WHOO,
HE'S A BAD MAN.
YEAH! SERIOUSLY.
RON, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP.
EVIL ISN'T YOUR THING.
IT'S DRAKKEN'S THING.
AW, BUT I'M SO MUCH
BETTER AT IT.
DID DRAKKEN EVER BUILD
A PLASMA BLASTER
THIS DANGEROUS?
MMM.
I DID NOT.
HE DIDN'T.
WHO KNEW THE BUFFOON
WAS A NATURAL?
LATER,
DR. DO-NOTHIN'.
WA-AA-AAH!
UNH!
BACK OFF, LADY.
WELCOME ABOARD.
RON!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
MMM, BEG TO DIFFER.
[SMACKS LIPS TOGETHER]
MMM. I'M GOING TO ASK
FOR THE RECIPE.
[RON LAUGHS FIENDISHLY]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. OK.
OK, ENOUGH.
POINT MADE. YOU GOT
THE VILLAIN LAUGH DOWN.
GIVE IT A REST,
WOULD YA?
DO YOUR EYES CRITICIZE?
I'M LOOKING
FOR RESULTS HERE.
SO FAR YOU'VE BEEN CHUCKLING
UP A STORM WITH NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR IT.
I'M JUST WARMING UP.
CHECK IT.
THE ANNIHILATOR HAS BEEN SET
TO GO OFF IN 5 MINUTES.
WHEN IT DOES, QUAKES ARE GONNA
SHAKE THE WORLD TO PIECES.
[FIENDISH LAUGH]
SO DONE WITH THE LAUGH.
OK, WAIT.
THIS HELPS US HOW?
WE'LL BE SHAKEN APART,
TOO.
IT'LL NEVER GET THAT FAR.
THE WORLD WILL SURRENDER
TO ME FIRST.
NOT US. ME! YOU'RE
JUST THE HIRED HELP.
OH, REALLY?
[GASPS]
[CHORTLES]
HMM. COOL, HUH?
I FOUND IT
IN DRAKKEN'S STUFF.
BET HE NEVER EVEN
KNEW HOW TO WORK IT.
YOU WERE ALL LIKE,
"POW! POW!"
AND I WAS LIKE,
"ZAP! ZAP!"
AND NOW YOU'RE ALL
LIKE, "BOO-HOO!"
NICE FISH. NEED TO KNOW
THEIR PLACE, RIGHT?
UH, YEAH, UH...
YOU GOT IT.
I'LL JUST GO CHECK
THE SECURITY MONITORS.
HEY, YOU KNOW THAT EVIL
LAUGH OF YOURS?
HEH, I LOVE IT!
I LOVE IT!
I'M READY FOR YOU,
KIM POSSIBLE. BRING!
[LAUGHS FIENDISHLY]
ANY IDEA HOW TO FIX
THIS, WADE?
WELL, FROM WHAT I CAN TELL,
ALL OF DRAKKEN'S BADNESS
GOT TRANSFERRED INTO RON.
IF WE REPAIR
THE ATTITUDINATOR
AND GET DRAKKEN
AND RON TO USE IT,
THAT SHOULD REVERSE
THE PROCESS. RIGHT?
HOPE SO.
OH, WHO'S A CHUBBY
MOLE RAT?
WHO'S A CHUBBY
LITTLE MOLE RAT?
EUWH! EUWH!
[CHATTERING]
IT ALSO MEANS DRAKKEN
WILL BE EVIL AGAIN.
THAT'S THE BAD NEWS.
UH, DRAKKEN...
WE'RE GONNA NEED YA
TO TURN BAD AGAIN.
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BE BAD.
IT'S BETTER
IF YOU'RE BAD.
BETTER?
WELL, BETTER
THAN RON
BEING BAD.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
SO I'M BETTER AT BEING BAD
THAN YOUR BUDDY?
NO, BUT THAT'S GOOD.
SO...
BAD'S BETTER IF I'M BAD.
GOOD. YOU GOT IT.
WHOO-HOO!
WE'VE GOT AN INTRUDER.
KIM POSSIBLE!
GET READY FOR A SMACKDOWN
IN MY TOWN.
SHE'S NOT ON THE MONITORS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
DOING A LITTLE SCANNAGE
FOR THE COMMUNICATOR'S
FREQUENCY.
UNH! NOW, WHY DIDN'T HE
EVER THINK OF THAT?
THAT'S WHY I'M
THE BIG DOG.
WOOF WOOF BARK.
WADE'S GONNA TALK YOU THROUGH
HOW TO FIX THE ATTITUDINATOR.
OOH, GOODIE! I LOVE
FIXING THINGS.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY
THIS, DR. DRAKKEN:
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
EEE! UH-HUH.
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
THAT IS GOOD IN MY CASE.
UNH!
WELCOME,
KIMBERLY ANN POSSIBLE.
THE MIDDLE NAME
IS SO OVERKILL.
OVERKILL?
ISN'T THAT THE IDEA?
AH, BOO-YAH HA HA HA HA!
AH, HA HA HA HA HA!
OK. IT SHOULD WORK NOW.
WE DID IT!
GOOD JOB, GUYS. NOW...
YOU JUST HAVE TO
GET IT ON RON,
TURN HIM GOOD,
AND YOU'LL BE EVIL AGAIN.
[CRYING]
OH, IT'S OK, LITTLE GUY.
I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE
MORE FUN TIMES
AFTER I'M EVIL.
UH-UH. EEE! NO.
NOBODY TOLD ME THERE'D
BE NO EVIL FUN TIMES
WITH MY LITTLE MOLE RAT
BUDDY!
OOH, SORRY.
OH, DOING THE RIGHT
THING IS SO HARD.
OH, LOOK. KIMMIE
CAME OUT TO PLAY.
NOT BAD.
BUT LET'S BE HONEST.
YOU COULD'VE
GOTTEN OUT FASTER.
GAME OVER, RON.
OVER? I'M JUST
GETTING WARMED UP.
THE ANNIHILATOR
WAS TO KEEP YOU BUSY
WHILE I WORKED ON
MY REAL EVIL PLAN!
MY MEGA-WEATHER GENERATOR.
YOUR WHAT-ERATOR?
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK
TO BE KEPT IN THE LOOP?
ALL WILL HEAR ME AND TREMBLE
BENEATH MY STORMS
AND THEN HAND OVER TO ME
THE WORLD'S SUPPLY
OF NAKKOS!
BOO-YEAH! AH, HA HA HA!
[THUNDER]
NAKKOS?
FIGURES.
HOW OBVIOUS.
GO, DRAKKEN.
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY.
UH! HEY!
WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED?
[SQUEALING]
YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY.
YOU DITCHED ME FOR THAT?
DID YOU SEE HIS
MEGA-WEATHER GENERATOR?
AH! HA HA HA HA HA!
KIM POSSIBLE, FOR NOW,
IT IS I, DR. DRAKKEN,
WHO CONTROLS
THE MEGA-WEATHER GENERATOR.
I THINK WE ALL KNOW
WHAT COMES NEXT.
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT,
BUT YOU'RE...
AH! FINALLY NO MORE
KIDS' TABLE.
THANKS FOR BEING MY DATE...
UH, FRIEND.
ADMITTEDLY, NOT AS
AWK-WEIRD AS FEARED.
SOME MORE CAKE, RON?
IS THAT SEAN?
WHY, THANK YOU, SEAN.
SEE, K.P., PIECE OF CAKE.
RON, WHAT DID YOU...
I JUST GAVE HIM A LITTLE
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.