Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 3, Episode 12 - And the Mole-Rat Will Be CGI - full transcript

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Sr. Senior Jr.:
WHERE IS MY PAPA?

I HAVE FOR YOU
A SURPRISING SURPRISE.

I AM IN THE
LIVING LAIR, MY SON.

THE HENCHMEN CATALOGUE
ARRIVED TODAY.

OOH HOO HOO.

THE NEW MINI-SUB
IS NICE.

NOTE THE DVD PLAYER
IN THE BACKSEAT.

FATHER, I...
NOW WAIT, WAIT.

BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
TELL ME,

HAVE YOU DONE
YOUR CHORES?

CLEAN MY ROOM OR SCOUT
A TARGET LOCATION



FOR SOME EVIL DEED?

THE SECOND ONE.

WELL, I HAVE
NOT ONLY LOCATED

A TARGET VIA SATELLITE,

BUT HAVE ASSEMBLED
A TEAM OF HENCHPERSONS

WITH WHICH TO STEAL IT.

WELL, WHO HAS TAKEN
MY LAZY SON

AND REPLACED HIM
WITH THIS ENERGETIC AND
RESPONSIBLE EVILDOER?

TELL ME, WHAT IS
THIS EXCITING TARGET?

THE TOWER OF LONDON.

IT IS A BIG TOWER
FILLED WITH JEWELS.

YES. THE CROWN JEWELS.

VERY GOOD, SON.

PERHAPS I MAY KEEP
JUST ONE JEWEL-ENCRUSTED
DOODAH FROM THE TOWER



TO FUND MY DRIVE
TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL
TEEN POP SENSATION?

OH, TAKE 2.
THEY'RE SMALL.

MYSTERIOUS BLACK CHOPPERS,

FOLLOW ME TO...
THE TOWER OF LONDON.

♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

THANKS FOR THE LIFT,
MR. MERLE.

LEAST I COULD DO
AFTER YOU SAVED MY RIG

BACK THERE
ON HIGHWAY 99.

YEAH. 18 BLOWOUTS.
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

I DON'T GET IT, KIM.

WHAT KIND OF SICK,
TWISTED SUPERVILLAIN

STEALS THE WORLD'S
LARGEST CEMENT SWIRLY CONE?

A NOT SO SUPERVILLAIN?

HEY! LET'S SPIN
BY THE SCHOOL
WITH THIS BABY,

AND I'LL BE KNOWN
AS THE BIG SWIRLY SAVER.

JUST MIGHT IMPRESS
THE LADIES.

WHICH LADIES?

UM, YEAH. GIANT
SWIRLY-LOVING LADIES?

YEAH.
[BEEP]

KIM, RON. I JUST
INTERCEPTED A COMMUNIQUÉ

FROM SR. SENIOR, JR.

I THINK HE'S PLANNING TO STEAL
THE TOWER OF LONDON.

WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY
THE WORLD'S LARGEST
CEMENT SWIRLY, NOW IS IT?

SOMETHING'S
NOT RIGHT, THOUGH.

IT'S JUNIOR.

SEE, HIS TARGET
IS THE TOWER OF LONDON...

UH-HUH.

BUT HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO NEW ZEALAND.

I'LL ADMIT THAT GEOGRAPHY
IS BUT ONE OF MANY SUBJECTS

IN WHICH I HAVE SCORED
A GENTLEMAN "C," BUT ISN'T...

THE TOWER OF LONDON
IN ENGLAND?

Sr. Senior Jr.: THERE,
UP AHEAD, OUR TARGET.

I CAN SMELL THE DIAMONDS
AND RUBIES NOW.

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

AND BANGERS AND MASH,
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.

THE ENCYCLOPEDIA
SAID THE JEWELS

ARE KEPT IN THAT BUILDING
JUST BELOW.

HA HA! THE TOWER.

NOW THE SHINY JEWELS INSIDE
ARE OURS FOR THE TAKING!

MYSTERIOUS BLACK CHOPPERS,
INITIATE OPERATION.

STEAL THE TOWER OF LONDON.

THAT'S IT. A LITTLE LOWER.

OH, THIS IS
WAY TOO EASY.

WHITE CHOPPER?

I THOUGHT WE AGREED
THAT BLACK WILL BE OUR
CHOPPER COLOR TODAY.

Kim: YOU'RE A LITTLE
OFF TARGET, JUNIOR.

LIKE 12,000 MILES.

WHAT DID SHE MEAN
BY THAT?

THANKS FOR THE LIFT,
MR. HUEY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOUR FRIEND HERE SAID
YOU COULD PAY CASH.

HA HA. YEAH,
UH, WADE COULDN'T
FIND A RIDE,

SO I LOOKED
IN THE PHONE BOOK.

GOTTA GO!

I OWE YOU A FAVOR.

SQUIRREL SUIT THROW!

WHA...?

KNOT-TYING'S
NOT MY SKILL SET.

FIRE!

THANKS, RUFUS!

HMM?

OHH... UHH... I'M FINE.

JUST FIGHTIN'
GYM CLASS FLASHBACKS. AHH!

Sr. Senior Jr.: OHH!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO CRASH!

BLACK CHOPPERS,
LAND IN THAT CLEARING.

CAREFULLY.

UGH. 6 HELICOPTERS EQUAL
ONE TRAGIC HAIR DAY.

OK, JUNIOR,
FINGER TAUNT.

AND I TAUNT YOU BACK
WITH 3 FINGERS.

OK, HE'S TRICKY.

CUT! CUT! CUT!

OK, FIRST REACTION...
YOU RUINED MY SHOT.

BUT UPON
REFLECTION, THIS:

YOU KIDS ARE EXTREME WITH 5 Xs.

JIMMY BLAMHAMMER,

ACTION MOVIE MAVEN,

HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.

HOW DO YOU DO, MR...

MR. BLAMHAMMER, SIR,

IT IS AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU.

I LOVED
VIOLENT REACTION I ANDIII

AND REALLY LOVED
VIOLENT REACTION II.
OH, YEAH!

W-W-WAIT. GO BACK.
MOVIE MAVEN?

I'M AFRAID
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

YOUR LITTLE HELICOPTER STUNT
ALMOST BLEW OVER THE SET

FOR MY NEWEST
ACTION HEIST FLICK.

STOLEN GOODS III.

RATED PG-13
FOR INTENSE ACTION

AND USE OF THE WORD "BUTT."

SO THIS TOWER OF LONDON
IS A MOVIE SET?

I CAN'T USE PYRO
ON THE REAL TOWER

AND STAY UNDER BUDGET.

SO WE CAME
TO NEW ZEALAND

AND BUILT
THIS REPLICA.

IT LOOKS IDENTICAL
TO THE REAL THING...

FROM SPACE.

YEAH, THIS IS TRUE.

OK, JUNIOR,
YOUR MOVE.

AAH! EVERY HENCHMEN
FOR HIMSELF!

HMM.

YOU HIRING? I CAN DO
HAIR AND MAKEUP.

I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A STUNT MAN.

EH, SAY STU
IN THE BIG TRAILER.

WOW!

THAT MANEUVER YOU
PULLED UP THERE...

NO WIRES,
NO DIGITAL EFFECTS.

THAT WAS
PURE, RAW ACTION!

YOU ARE AMAZING!

YOU'RE INCREDIBLE!
YOU'RE...

KIM POSSIBLE.

I LOVE THAT NAME!

NEW THOUGHT: MY NEXT
INTERNATIONAL ACTION
MEGA BLOCKBUSTER...

KIM POSSIBLE I.

WHOA. A MOVIE?

ABOUT ME?

COME ON, IT'S A NO-BRAINER.

WAS THAT A SHOT?

YOU HIT THE TWEEN
SWEET SPOT.

ORDINARY GIRL,

EXTRAORDINARY
CIRCUMSTANCES.

IT'S WHAT'S
HAPPENING NOW.

I DON'T KNOW
THAT I'D CALL KIM
ORDINARY.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

ME? YEAH. OH, I'M MORE
ORDINARY THAN ANYONE.

EXTRA ORDINARY, EVEN.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE IN.

IT'LL BE ABOUT
BOTH OF YOU.

SO WE GET TO PLAY
OURSELVES?

AH! THAT'S FUNNY.

NO. REALLY,
YOU TWO WILL BE PLAYED

BY THE HOTTEST STARS
IN HOLLYWOOD.

HMM. LIKE, UH, WHO?

I'M THINKING
HEATHER AND QUINN.

THE HEATHER
ANDTHE QUINN?

NO WAY.

BUT AREN'T THEY
A LITTLE OLD TO PLAY US?

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
THE EXPRESSION

"ACT YOUR AGE?"

BUT THEY'RE 28.

WHAT DID I SAY?
THEY'LL BE
ACTING YOUR AGE,

NOT THEIR AGE.

SEE? IT'S
HOLLYWOOD MAGIC.

Rufus: HMM. HELLO?

AND THE MOLE RAT
WILL BE C.G.I.

THAT WAY, HE CAN TALK.

HEY!

I'LL HAVE
HEATHER AND QUINN

LIVE WITH YOU KIDS
FOR A WEEK...

LEARN THE WAY YOU WALK,
THE WAY YOU TALK,

REALLY GET A HANDLE
ON YOUR CHARACTERS.

GOOD? GREAT!

HEATHER AS ME.

THIS IS TOO WEIRD.

OH, SURE.
YOU GET HOTTIE HEATHER.

I GET QUIET QUINN.

THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD
CAPTURE MY RON-NESS.

HE'S A MOPE.

HE'S AN ACTOR, RON.

HE'S MOPEY WHEN HE PLAYS
A MOPEY CHARACTER.

I'M SURE HE CAN CAPTURE
YOUR RON-NESS.

IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS IT LOOKS, YOU KNOW.

[HORN PLAYSLA CUCARACHA]

A SIMPLE TOOT
OF THE HORN
WOULD'VE SUFFICED.

IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?

DON'T WORRY.
IT'S SPECIAL EFFECTS.

HEATHER, I AM BEYOND
EXCITED TO MEET YOU.

YOUR LIFE
IS TOTALLY AMAZING.

KIM, I'M BEYOND EXCITED
TO MEETYOU!

YOUR LIFE
IS TOTALLY AMAZING.

I LOVE
WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.

AND I LOVE
WHATYOU'RE WEARING.

REALLY?
REALLY...

AHH!
THAT IS HEATHER

STANDING RIGHT THERE
IN KIM'S DRIVEWAY...

TALKING WITH WORDS.
CAN YOU STAND IT?!

HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?
WHATEVER.

SEE? MOPEY.

THEY SEEM NICE.

HON, YOU KNOW HOW
I FEEL ABOUT SHOW FOLK.

OH, THEY'RE JUST LIKE
YOU OR ME,

EXCEPT THEY'RE WEALTHY,
BEAUTIFUL,

AND LIVE BY
NO RECOGNIZABLE MORAL CODE.

YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

A CELEBRITY MOVING
INTO OUR HOUSE.

NOT ANY CELEBRITY...
HEATHER.

ANYTHING HEATHER TOUCHES
BRINGS BIG BUCKS ON-LINE.

CHA-CHING!

OK, SO, WHAT IS IT
YOU KIDS DO

AROUND THIS TIME
OF DAY?

WELL, WE'RE JUST ABOUT
TO GO TO SCHOOL.

FANTASTIC!

HEATHER, QUINN,
YOU'RE GOING
TO SCHOOL

JUST LIKE REAL PEOPLE.

[GASPS]
THIS'LL BE SO GREAT!

I'VE NEVER DONE ANY,
LIKE, SCHOOL THINGS.

I LEARNED
EVERYTHING I KNOW

FROM ON-SET TEACHER
THINGY PEOPLE.

YOU MEAN TUTORS?

YES!

UM, QUINN, DID YOU GO
TO REGULAR SCHOOL?

WHATEVER.

[WHISPERS]
Is that a yes or no?

HOP IN, EVERYBODY.
I'LL DRIVE YOU TO SCHOOL

ON MY WAY OUT OF TOWN.

HERE'S A RELEASE FORM,

ALLOWING YOUR KID
TO RIDE WITH ME.

JUST SIGN IT AND FAX IT
TO THE CAR.

I GOT EXTRA HELMETS
IN THE BACK.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

SHOW FOLK.

JUNIOR, YOU ARE
BEING PUNISHED.

WHILE WATCHING
THE ROBOT
CLEAN THE POOL,

YOU ARE NOT TO
ENJOY ANY SHOW BIZ
TRADE PAPERS.

BU-BU-BUT, FATHER,
I HAVE JUST READ

THE MOST DISTURBING NEWS.

THEY ARE MAKING
A KIM POSSIBLE MOVIE.

WONDERFUL.
WE CAN WATCH IT

IN OUR PRIVATE
SCREENING LAIR.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

I WAS THERE
WHEN SHE WAS DISCOVERED.

I SHOULD BE IN THIS MOVIE.

THIS FILM SHOULD BE
MY BIG BREAK!

I WILL BE CAST
IN THAT PICTURE!

OK, IF THIS
IS GOING TO WORK,

YOU GUYS HAVE TO BLEND IN
AS REGULAR KIDS.

MY GREATEST
ACTING CHALLENGE EVER.

WHATEVER.

OK, SEE? THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

IF RON STOPPABLE
WAS TRYING TO BLEND IN,

RON STOPPABLE WOULD
THROW HIMSELF INTO IT 110%.

WHATEVER.

OH, COME ON, MAN!
RON IT UP!

RON IT DOWN.

A TALE OF TWO CITIES.

IMPORTANT BOOK.
PRETTY THICK.

CHARLIE DICKENS.
ACCOMPLISHED LITERARY FELLOW.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME
ABOUT CHUCK'S USE

OF THE THIRD PERSON
IN THE BOOK?

HOW ABOUT POSSIBLE?

UM, I HAD A MISSION
IN NEW ZEALAND,

SO I, UM, I DIDN'T GET
TO READ IT, ACTUALLY.

WELL, THEN, THAT'S
POINTS OFF YOUR GRADE...

ACTUALLY.

YES, NEW GIRL
WITH HER HAND UP.

YEAH. I WAS IN
A MADE-FOR-TV VERSION

OFA CHRISTMAS CAROL,

WHICH ISN'T
THE BOOK THAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT,

BUT I THINK
THAT DICKENS GUY
WAS INVOLVED.

HE MAY HAVE BEEN, LIKE,
A PRODUCER OR SOMETHING?

AND YOU ARE?

IT'S HEATHER.

THE HEATHER?

Both: AHH!

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ON
FROM BLENDING IN.

TO WHAT?

RUNNING AND HIDING.

[SCREAMING]

[ALL GASP]

THEY DISAPPEARED.

TYPICAL POSSIBLE.

A MOVIE STAR COMES
TO OUR SCHOOL,

AND SHE HAS TO HOG
ALL THE GLAMOUR FOR HERSELF.

LOST 'EM.

SO NOT THE DRAMA.

UM, RIGHT.

I HEAR THE GIRLS
WERE ALL WILD

ABOUT SOME MOVIE
STAR OR SOMETHING.

WHATEVER.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

SEE? YOU'RE NOT JUST
AN ACTOR, MISTER,

YOU'RE A ROLE MODEL,
A TREND-SETTER.

WHATEVER.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

WHATEVER.

I WILL NOT REST UNTIL
YOU FIND YOUR INNER RON.

HEY! DARE TO CARE.

Heather: OK,
WE MADE IT OUT.

HERE'S OUR NEXT MOVE.

EXCUSE ME,
BUT USUALLY, I DECIDE

WHAT THE NEXT MOVE IS.

RIGHT. IT'S KIND OF
A TEEN HERO THING.

OH, YOU'RE BEING ME.

HA HA. GREAT.

I'M THINKING MALL.

WOW, THAT'S
WHAT I WAS THINKING.

ARE YOU SURE
SHE'LL COME?

I JUST PUT OUT
SOME NEW CAPRIS.

PLEASE. SHE'S GOT
A CLOSET FULL ALREADY.

KIM HAS PERIWINKLE
AND OLIVE.

THIS IS
OUR NEWEST COLOR...

GUAVA!

I LOVE THEM.
I LOVE THEM.

WHO'S THE GIRL?

[SCOFFS]
YOU ARE.

HI, KIM.

YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE
WE HARDLY GET TO HANG OUT,

JUST US GIRLS.

FINE.

SO THEN WHAT
HAPPENED, MONIQUE?

WELL, THIS BOY
WAS IN MY FACE,

AND I TOLD HIM, "QUIT MACKING
AND START BACKING OFF!"

GIRL, I TOTALLY KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

I HAVE THIS MAN
WHO WOULD NOT
LEAVE ME ALONE.

HE WAS PRACTICALLY
STALKING ME.

GET OUT!

I WON'T!

IF HE HADN'T
BEEN MY HUSBAND,

IT WOULD'VE BEEN
CREEPY.

YOUR TEETH ARE, LIKE,
THE TOTALLY WHITEST TEETH

I'VE, LIKE, EVER SEEN.

IT IS SO COOL OF YOU
TO NOTICE.

I HAD THIS GOO PUT ON THEM

AND A PURPLE LIGHT
SHINED ON THEM OR WHATEVER.

NO WAY. I SO WANT
TO TRY THAT,

BUT MY MOTHER SAYS
IT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.

NO WAY! THAT'S WHAT
MY AGENT SAID. HA!

SHE'S GOOD.

YEAH. LITTLE MISS PERFECT.

Ron: THIS IS IT.

IF THIS DOESN'T GET YOU
ON THE PATH TO RONHOOD,

NOTHING WILL.

THE ENTIRE BUENO NACHO
MENU BOARD IS HERE,

AND IT'S ALL GRANDE-SIZED.

[MUMBLING EXCITEDLY]

HUH? HEY.

SORRY, RUFUS.

THE SNACKAGE
IS NOT FOR EATING.
IT'S FOR TEACHING.

QUINN, DIG IN.

WHATEVER.

AND?

WHATEVER.

OHH! WHAT KIND OF
UNFEELING ROBOT ARE YOU?!

MA MA MA MA MA.

[WHIMPERS]

GO AHEAD. WHATEVER.

[GASPS] NO!

[HORN PLAYSLA CUCARACHA]

HEY, MR. BLAMHAMMER.

KEEP IT CLOSE.
I'M A FAST EATER.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

AAH!

HUH?

"SR. SENIOR. JR."

WAIT. IT SAYS HERE
YOU KNOW HOW TO FENCE.

THIS I DID NOT KNOW.

A... A TEENSY WHITE LIE,
FATHER.

STILL, IT IS A LIE,

AND THAT'S A START
ON THE ROAD TO EVIL.

OHH!

A TRENDY EATERY!

NO DOUBT BRIMMING OVER
WITH DREAMERS AND SCHEMERS

AND THE POWER ELITE!

[SCREAMING]

NOTHING SPEAKS TO ME.

WHAT'S THE SPECIAL?

WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

"SPECIAL SKILLS."

FENCING?! LIAR!

NO! NO! NO!

CAREFUL, JUNIOR.

WHOA!

DEAR, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE GUEST TOWELS?

DID YOU ASK
OUR GUEST?

YES. HEATHER IS
AS BAFFLED AS I AM.

SHOW FOLK. HA!
CAN'T TRUST 'EM.

NOW WHERE'S
MY DIET SODA? HMM.

TOLD YOU OUR
HEATHER MEMORABILIA
WOULD SELL OUT FAST.

WE NEED MORE.

PRINT ME OUT
ANOTHER CERTIFICATE
OF AUTHENTICITY.

THIS TIME
FOR HALF A CAN

OF HEATHER'S
FAVORITE DIET SODA.

CHA-CHING!

MONIQUE, I'M FIGHTING OFF
A FREAK-OUT.

THIS HEATHER IS KIM THING
IS BORDERING ON WEIRD.

GIRL, IT CROSSED
THE BORDER DAYS AGO.

SHE TOLD ME SHE'S
BEEN USING YOUR
TOOTHBRUSH AT HOME.

EW. THANKS FOR THAT.

WELL, LISTEN,
THE GIRL DIDN'T GO
TO A REGULAR SCHOOL,

SO YOU KNOW
SHE DIDN'T CHEER.

THAT'S SOMETHING
YOU CAN DO

THAT MOVIE KIM
DEFINITELY CANNOT.

YEAH. FOR ONCE,
SHE'LL HAVE TO SIT BACK
AND JUST WATCH.

WHAT?

SO, HEATHER, ON BEHALF
OF THE SQUAD,

I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO LEAD
PRACTICE TODAY.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

BUT SHE'S
NEVER CHEERED.

DON'T YOU READ
THE TABS?

SHE TRAINS WITH,
LIKE, THE HOTTEST
YOGA INSTRUCTOR IN L.A.

SHE CAN HANDLE IT.
IT'S NO...

BIG. I KNOW.

AHH!

WHO'S THERE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MR. JIMMY,

SO SORRY TO COMMANDEER
YOUR SATELLITE DISH,

BUT I MUST SPEAK AT YOU.

YOUR APPROACH SEEMS
STRANGE AND CRIMINAL,

BUT YOU'VE GOT
MY ATTENTION.

I INSIST THAT YOU
CAST ME AS THE VILLAIN
IN YOUR NEW PICTURE.

TO THAT END, I WILL PERFORM
MY AUDITION MONOLOGUE,

THE EMOTIONAL SOLILOQUY
FROM THE MARTIAL ARTS CLASSIC

FIST OF PAIN.

HYAH! HYAH!

WHOO HA HA!

YOO HOO HOO!

YOU JUST LOST
MY ATTENTION.

AUDITION OVER.

OHH, FATHER!

THIS BUSINESS IS SO CRUEL!

[SOBBING]

THEN WE MUST BE
CRUELER STILL.

I AM NOT LOVING THIS,
NOT ONE BIT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

GO!
[RING]

WRONG PHONE.
[RING]

GO. OHH!

THE MICROMINI CELL
IMPLANTED IN MY BRAIN.

GO.
[BEEP]

JIMMY, I AM SO READY
FOR THE SHOOT.

BEAUTIFUL.
AND QUINN?

WHATEVER.

WOW. HE IS
A CHAMELEON.

THE RESEARCH
REALLY HELPED.

I WANT YOU TWO
ON THE NEXT PLANE
OUT OF THERE.

WHATEVER.

TELL QUINN
TO CUT THAT OUT.

HIS TRANSFORMATION
IS FREAKING
WITH MY HEAD.

SEE YOU ON THE SET.

Jimmy: PLACES, EVERYONE.

ACTION.

CAN WE HOLD THE ROLL
FOR A SEC?

I FEEL LIKE
A CARROT STICK.

MMM. THANKS, GUYS.

TAKE ME BACK.

AND ACTION.

HELLO, RON.
ARE YOU READY

FOR THE BIG PEP RALLY
THIS AFTERNOON?

WHATEVER.

Sr. Senior Jr.: CUT, CUT,
CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

DID I SAY, "CUT"?
WHO CUT?

I AM THE ONE WHO SAID CUT.

AHH!

WHAT THE... THE GRIPS
ARE YELLING "CUT" NOW.

I AM NO GRIP.

I AM SR. SENIOR, JR.

AND I DEMAND YOU CAST ME
AS THE VILLAIN

IN THIS PICTURE.

LOOK, WE GOT A VILLAIN.

NOW WE'RE SHOOTING
BACK-TO-BACK SEQUELS.

JUST HAVE
YOUR AGENT CONTACT...

NO! NO!
YOU WILL DO THIS,
JIMMY BLAMHAMMER,

OR ELSE!

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO FUN
TO HAVE HEATHER BE ME.

WRONG.

WELL, IT HAD TO BE
BETTER THAN HAVING
QUINN BE...

NOT AT ALL ME!

THE WHOLE THING
OF A KIM POSSIBLE MOVIE.

HOLLY-WEIRD,
IF YOU ASK ME.

WELL, WE'VE DONE
OUR PART.

YEAH, RIGHT. WE'RE
FREE AND CLEAR.

[BEEP]
GO, WADE.

WHO'S UP FOR A TRIP
TO HOLLYWOOD?

I OWN THIS TOWN.

YOU CAN'T THREATEN ME, PUNK!

I AM NOT. I INTEND
TO THREATEN THIS...

YOUR PERSONAL
DIGITAL ASSISTANT.

BUT ALL MY PHONE NUMBERS
ARE IN THERE.

ALL MY LUNCH DATES.

ALL MY DINNER DATES.

NO!

UHH! MOVIE KIM, MOVIE RON.

STOP THIS MADMAN!

WAIT, IS THAT
IN OUR DEAL?

WHATEVER.

OK. BUT LET'S MAKE SURE

WE ARE ROLLING ON THIS,
PEOPLE.

HENCHPERSONS?
A LITTLE HELP.

HYAH! OHH!

OHH!
I'M TOTALLY STUCK.

GUYS?

QUINN, DO SOMETHING!

WHATEVER.

BRING IT.

AAH!

C.G.I. RUFUS, ATTACK!

C.G.I. Rufus: PUT 'EM UP,
MISTER MAN. PUT 'EM UP!

WHAT IS THIS NOW
I'M HEARING?

HYAH!

HYAH! RUFUS POWER!

HA HA! VERY ENTERTAINING.

HYAH!

BUT ISN'T THE MOLE RAT
USUALLY NAKED?

HEY, HEY. IT'S
A FAMILY ACTION PICTURE.

ENOUGH!
I WANT THE CONTRACT

AND I WANT IT NOW!

ALL RIGHT.
HOLD YOUR HENCHMEN.

I'LL GET LEGAL
ON THE PHONE.

[CRASH]

WHOA.
UNCANNY RECREATION.

HEY, MY MISSING
ALGEBRA HOMEWORK.

WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

STUNT DOUBLES
FOR HEATHER AND QUINN

WILL NOW TRY TO FOIL
MY CAREER PLANS?

NO, I THINK THEY'RE
THE REAL DEAL.

OH, YES. YOU ARE RIGHT.

STOP THEM! OW!

[GASPS]

HA! AUTHENTIC RIGHT DOWN
TO THE GUM IN THE FOUNTAIN.

Both: UHH! THANKS.

WHOA! UHH!

COMICAL SIDEKICK
TAKES OUT
BIG SCARY DUDE.

TAKE ONE. BOO-YA.

WHOA.

[GROANING]

PEOPLE,
THAT'S A WRAP.

OH HO HO! DON'T GO
HOLLYWOOD ON ME, K.P.

NOT SO FAST,

THIS GOOD GUY'S WIN ENDING
JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.

BOO-YA!

HE'S A NATURAL.

IT'S JUST TOO DIFFICULT

TO BREAK INTO THIS
BUSINESS WE CALL SHOW.

FAREWELL, HOLLYWOOD.

THANKS, KIM.

I KNOW IT TOOK A LOT FOR YOU
TO COME SAVE THE DAY

AFTER I GOT ALL OVER
YOUR LAST NERVE.

NO BIG. LOOK,
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

I THINK YOU'LL BE
A GREAT KIM.

OH, I KNOW I WILL BE.

BUT IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME
THAT YOU SAID THAT.

YEAH, BUT MY MAN
QUINN HERE

HAS REALLY GOT
THE METHODY RON-NESS DOWN.

AND THE AWARD
GOES TO HIM AS ME!

BOO-YA.

OK, DON'T
WEAR IT OUT, BABE.

Jimmy: LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.

WE'RE SHUTTING DOWN
PRODUCTION.

WHAT?
WHAT?

WHAT?
BOO-YA?

I'M ON TO THE NEXT
BIG THING.

WHAT'S THAT?

MONKEY NINJAS IN SPACE.

BEEN THERE.

DONE THAT.

MY SON...

NO, MY SUN, FATHER.
YOU'RE BLOCKING IT.

I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE
MOST DISAPPOINTED

THAT YOUR HOLLYWOOD DREAMS
HAVE BEEN DASHED.

TRUE. BUT I HAVE
BOUGHT A PIECE OF
HOLLYWOOD FOR MYSELF.

WHAT IS THAT?

HALF A CAN OF DIET COLA

AND THE GUEST TOWEL
PERSONALLY USED
BY HEATHER!