Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 3, Episode 10 - Team Impossible - full transcript

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[HORNS HONKING]

OH, MAN, K.P.,
LOOK AT THIS LINE!

WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN
THE BRICKS OF FURY I, I, I!

[CRYING AND WHINING]

I, I, I?

RON, THAT'S
THE ROMAN NUMERAL 3.

MM-HMM, YEAH, LATIN AND MATH
ARE NOT MY STRONGEST SUBJECT.

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN...
OH, THE LINE'S MOVING!

I DON'T GET THE DRAMA.

IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE MOVIE

ABOUT A DISGRUNTLED
SECURITY GUARD



WHO ENACTS HIS OWN BRAND
OF STREET JUSTICE

USING A CINDER BLOCK,
YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL.

CHA, THIS ONE'S GOT
30% MORE BRICKS.

MM-HMM.
CHA...

AND I'VE GOT
30% MORE DON'T CARE.

COME ON, CATCH UP, K.P.

I'M GONNA SNAG THOSE SEATS.
COMING THROUGH!

UNH! EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME,
OW! PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME.

AAH! BOO-YEAH!
SEATS ARE SECURE.

KIM?
HOW DID YOU...

WALKED AROUND.

NOW TO CLAIM
WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.

HA! THAT'S RIGHT,
LITTLE MISSY,

I GOT THE ELBOW DIBS
ON THE ARM REST.



STRESS MUCH.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE,
K.P.

BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU JUST GOT HERE.

SNACKAGE! HELLO?
WANT ANYTHING?

POPCORN, SODA,
JELLY JUMPIES?

[GIGGLING]
JUMPIES!

I'M CUTTING DOWN
ON THE JUMPIES.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[RUMBLING]

KIM POSSIBLE...

[ALL GASPING]

YOUR TEAM HERO DAYS
ARE OVER AND OUT.

[GASPS]

♪ I'M YOUR
BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪

♪ AND I'M HERE
TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ THERE IS NOTHING
I CAN'T DO ♪

♪ WHEN DANGER CROSSES YOU ♪

♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ KNOW THAT
I AM ON MY WAY ♪

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME,
IT'S OK ♪

♪ WHENEVER
YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ CALL ME,
BEEP ME ♪

♪ IF YOU
WANNA REACH ME ♪

♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE,
DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ DOESN'T
MATTER WHEN ♪

♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU
TILL THE VERY END ♪

♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE,
I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW
THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪

♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪

SO WHAT'S
THE SITCH?

♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME,
IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪

THIS FILM
HAS BEEN TERMINATED.

AUDIENCE LEAVES NOW!

[AUDIENCE GROANING]

UNH! HEY!

YOU, KEEP IT PARKED.

HEY, I PAID $9.75
FOR THIS MOVIE!

GIVE HIM THE FORK.
THE WHAT?

AAH!
WHAT, NO STUN SPOON?

Both: SHE KNOWS
ABOUT THE SPOON.

UM, JOKING.

YOU ARE A BAG OF TROUBLE,
AREN'T YOU?

SO, DID EVERYONE
GO FOR POPCORN?

HEY, DOWN IN FRONT.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

All: TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!

K.P., THEY HAVE
A THEME SONG.

WHY DON'T WE HAVE
A THEME SONG?

YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE
LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE,

♪ BA BA BA BA ♪

OR ♪ BA BA BA BA ♪

YOU KNOW, LIKE,
♪ AND MY PANTS FALL DOWN ♪

YOU KNOW, WE COULD, LIKE,
PUT SOMETHING IN.

THE FORK?
THE FORK.

UH, DO WE KNOW YOU?

DASH DAMOND,
SURVEILLANCE AND RECON.

WOW. THEME SONG
AND CLIPS.

EXTREME WILDERNESS
SURVIVAL SPECIALIST,

FLUENT IN 7 LANGUAGES
AND COUNTLESS DIALECTS.

CRASH CRANSTON,
TRANSPORT AND TECH.

PROFESSIONAL DAREDEVIL,

ALSO SKILLED
IN EMERGENCY MEDICINE.

BURN BERMAN,
CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT.

THAT'S IT?

NUMBERS ARE NOT THE ONLY
THING THAT I CRUNCH, SQUIRT.

HEH. GOOD TO KNOW.

YEAH, HI, CAN WE GET TO THE
WHY YOU'RE HERE PART NOW?

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
IS THE PREMIERE

ACTION AND RESCUE TEAM
WORLDWIDE.

NO OFFENSE,
BUT I'VE NEVER
HEARD OF YOU GUYS.

OH, HAVEN'T YOU?

I THINK
I CAN REFRESH
YOUR MEMORY.

HEY, IT'S THAT GUY!

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

NO, NOW, WAIT,
DON'T TELL ME.

PAISLEY.

OUR FIRST
BIG-TIME RESCUE.

OHH! I WAS THINKING
SOMEONE ELSE.

MR. PAISLEY WAS
AN AVID COLLECTOR
OF CUDDLE-BUDDIES.

HE HAD A FLAMINGO.

THEY ONLY MADE...

10. YES, WE KNOW.

TO PROTECT HIS COLLECTION,

HE INSTALLED
A McHENRY LASER GRID.

THE BEST MONEY CAN BUY.

BUT PAISLEY GOT HIMSELF
INTO A SITUATION.

WE GET PEOPLE
OUT OF SITUATIONS.

ACTUALLY, WE GOT HIM
OUT OF THAT SITCH...

UATION.

YES, WE KNOW.

YOU SEE, WE HAVE
A WEBSITE.

I HAVE A WEBSITE.

YES, WE KNOW.

PAISLEY NEEDED US,

BUT THANKS TO
CARELESS TYPING,

HE GOT YOU.

SO OUR FIRST MISSION
WAS BECAUSE OF A TYPO?

BUT IT WORKED OUT
IN THE END.

SEE, I USED
MY CHEER SKILLS...

GUESS WHAT?
YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

OK, SO IF YOU
KNOW IT ALL,

WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM US?

YOUR LITTLE
TEEN ADVENTURES

HAVE CUT INTO
OUR PROFIT MARGIN.

BIG TIME.

BUT I DON'T CHARGE
TO HELP PEOPLE.

AND THAT'S
THE PROBLEM.

YOU'VE HAD YOUR KICKS.

NOW LEAVE
THE HERO BUSINESS

TO THE PROFESSIONALS.

STAY IN SCHOOL.

[CRASH]

[THEME SONG PLAYS]

MAN, THAT IS
A GOOD THEME.

RON, THEY WANT US
TO JUST STOP.

WELL, I KNOW, K.P.

I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THEM
TO LIKE THEIR THEME.

HON, WHY DON'T YOU
HIRE A PROFESSIONAL?

[SIGHS]

I'M A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

I SHOULD BE ABLE
TO DO MY OWN TAXES.

NOW LET'S SEE.

LAST NAME: POSSIBLE.

FIRST NAME...

DAD, MOM?

KIMMY?

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMEBODY WANTS TO PUT ME
OUT OF BUSINESS.

WHAT BUSINESS?

THE WORLD-SAVING
BUSINESS.

WELL, I THOUGHT THAT
WAS MORE OF A HOBBY.

WHATEVER.

TO TEAM IMPOSSIBLE,
IT'S A BUSINESS.

SERIOUS BUSINESS.

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE?
WHO'S THAT?

JERKS.

THEY HELP PEOPLE,
BUT FOR MONEY.

AND THEY'RE SO SMUG
ABOUT IT.

OOH! SMUG REALLY PUSHES
MY PEEVE BUTTON.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

SOMETIMES I THINK
IT WOULD BE WAY EASIER

IF I JUST LIVED LIKE
A NORMAL TEENAGER.

NOW, KIMMY,
YOU ARE NOT NORMAL.

YOU ARE A POSSIBLE.

WE'RE MAKING ANTI-MATTER
IN THE GARAGE.

OOH-SHAA!

WHAT YOUR FATHER
MEANS, HONEY...

I KNOW WHAT
HE MEANS, MOM,

AND HE'S RIGHT.

SAVE THE WORLD.
IT'S WHAT I DO.

AND NOBODY'S GOING
TO STOP ME.

THANKS, GUYS.

OOH. [SIGHS]
FIRST NAME...

UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M CALLING
AN ACCOUNTANT.

OK, LET'S SEE.

"PUPPY SITTER WANTED."

OH, THAT SOUNDS
CUTE AND FUN.

UH-UH!

OH, RIGHT. HEH.

FORGOT ABOUT
THE FETCH INCIDENT.

[SHIVERS]

"BALDING MEN NEEDED
FOR SCIENTIFIC STUDY."

HMM.

NO!

OK, OK, OK.

BUT I THINK YOU'RE
PASSING UP AN OPPORTUNITY

TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK.

MAYBE A HOBBY.

OH, I KNOW!

I CAN WATCH TV
UNTIL MY EYES BURN!

UH-HUH-HUH!

BAM! PROBABLY SOLVED.

WHAT'S GOING, RON?

HEY, K.P.
EH, I FIGURED

SINCE WE DROPPED OUT
OF THE HERO BIZ

I BETTER FIND
SOMETHING TO DO WITH
ALL MY NEW FREE TIME.

WHO SAID WE WERE
DROPPING OUT?

UH, THE 3 BIG DUDES

WITH THE SUPERCOOL
THEME SONG.

CAN'T GET IT
OUT OF MY HEAD.

JUST BECAUSE
THOSE GREEDY GOONS

THINK WE'RE CUTTING
INTO THEIR BOTTOM LINE,

THAT'S NO REASON TO QUIT.

NO. HOW ABOUT
BECAUSE THEY HAVE
A HALF DOZEN FISTS?

GO, WADE.

RED ALERT, KIM.

DRAKKEN'S AT
HIS ALPINE LAIR,

AND HE'S GOING TO TEST
HIS NEW AVALAUNCHER

ON A LITTLE SWISS VILLAGE.

AND THE AVALAUNCHER?

USES SUBHARMONICS
TO CREATE AVALANCHES.

WELL, THAT WAS
MY GUESS.

WE'RE A GO.
OK.

I SET YOU UP WITH BERNICE
TO GET YOU TO SWITZERLAND.

THEN YOUR OLD FRIEND HEINRICH
WILL MEET YOU AT THE AIRPORT.

YOU KNOW, WADE,
IF THE SUPERGENIUS

COMPUTER DUDE THING
EVER DRIES UP,

YOU'D MAKE
A BONDIGGETY
TRAVEL AGENT.

NAH, I'D HAVE
TO LEAVE MY ROOM.

THANKS FOR THE LIFT
AGAIN, BERNICE.

AS LONG AS YOU HELP PEOPLE,

PEOPLE ARE HAPPY
TO HELP YOU, KIM.

HMM, AND WITHOUT
A THEME SONG.

OH, COME ON!
IT WOULD BE A PLUS,
AND YOU KNOW IT!

OK, WHERE'S
OUR RIDE?

WADE, UPDATE.

ANY WORD
FROM HEINRICH?

WHAT? HEINRICH SHOULD'VE
BEEN THERE HALF AN HOUR AGO.

I'LL CHECK.
IN THE MEANTIME,

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT RIDING
ON A TOUR BUS FULL OF SENIORS?

SENIORS? WELL,
WHAT'S THE BIG?

THEY'RE ONLY A YEAR
OLDER THAN US.
THAT'S COOL.

I GUESS HE DIDN'T MEAN
HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS.

I'M SORRY,

BUT SINCE YOU WERE
LAST-MINUTE ADDITIONS
TO OUR GROUP,

WE DON'T HAVE
A BOXED LUNCH
FOR YOU TWO.

OH, THAT'S...
THAT'S FINE.

HOLD ON, KIM, WE HAD
TO PAY FOR THIS RIDE
WITH OUR OWN MONEY.

WE'RE ENTITLED
TO THIS LUNCH.

IT'S FINE, RON.

IT HAS A COOKIE
IN IT.

Kim: RON!

KIM, I'M JUST SAYING
FAIR IS FAIR.

FOCUSING NOW.

AND WE PAID
FOR "A VISIT TO
A CHARMING CHEESE SHOP

AND CHOCOLATE TASTING."

CHOCOLATE TASTING, KIM!

[SQUEALS]
OH, HO HO!

I KNOW, BUDDY,
BUT SOMETIMES

FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT
MEANS NO CHOCOLATE.

I WANT THAT BOXED LUNCH!

LET IT GO, RON.
IT'S DRAKKEN TIME,
NOT SNACKIN' TIME.

NO WAY!

THEY'RE GOING ON
A CUCKOO FACTORY TOUR.

SO ARE WE.
COME ON.

WHAT?

WOW! IS THIS
A COINCIDENCE OR...

[EXPLOSION]

NO! YOU CAN'T STOP
DR... OW!

UNH!

[SWISS ACCENT]
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!

THANK YOU FOR
SAVING OUR VILLAGE.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE COULD
EVER REPAY YOU.

YOU'LL FIND A WAY.
OUR BILL.

UNH!

WILL YOU TAKE
A CREDIT CARD?

CHECK HIS CREDIT SCORE.

[BEEPING]

HE'S CLEAN.

THANK YOU.

AND PLEASE ACCEPT
THIS BASKET OF
CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE

AS A SMALL TOKEN.

KIM POSSIBLE!

YOU THINK
YOU'RE ALL THAT,

BUT THEY ARE!

TOLD YOU WE NEEDED
A THEME SONG.

UNH!

Wade: SORRY, KIM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

HMM. MAXIMUM STRANGENESS.

UH-OH! I'VE GOT IT
ALL FIGURED OUT!

OUR RIDE SITCH?

NO, BETTER.

KICK IT, RUFUS.

[BEATBOXING]

HUNH!

♪ BA BA BA DA,
BA BA BA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA DA BA DA BA ♪

RON, NO.

DON'T DECIDE YET,
KIM.

ALL I'M SAYING IS IF
WE HAD A CATCHY THEME,

THEN WE COULD START
CHARGING SOME CLAUDE.

CLAUDE?

MONET.

MONEY! CASH!

SOME THINGS ARE
MORE IMPORTANT
THAN MONEY, RON.

OH, JUST SHUT ME DOWN
WITH NOBLE.

WADE, KEEP ME POSTED
ON HEINRICH.

PROBABLY NOTHING,
BUT JUST IN CASE.

YOU GOT IT, KIM.
[BEEPING]

HANG ON.
WE GOT ANOTHER HIT.

WHAT'S THE SITCH?

PROFESSOR DEMENTOR
STOLE A COMPUTER DISC

CONTAINING TOP SECRET
HYPER-TECHNOLOGY.

HMM, THAT'S
A BAD SITCH.

LOOKS LIKE HE SET UP
A STRONGHOLD

ON A REMOTE ISLAND
IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC.

WE'RE THERE.

NO, WE NEED A RIDE.

NO BIG, RON.

WE ALWAYS GET A RIDE.

WADE, WHO DO WE HAVE?

OK, THIS IS UNUSUAL.

WE HAVE 3 DIFFERENT
LIKELY AND RELIABLE RIDES
IN THAT REGION, AND...

AND THEY'RE ALL MISSING.

AND NOW I CAN'T
EVEN REACH BERNICE.

SO WE'VE GOT 2 PROBLEMS:

DEMENTOR
AND THE MISSING RIDES.

WELL, 3 PROBLEMS
IF YOU COUNT

HOW DO WE GET A RIDE
TO THE SOUTH PACIFIC

TO STOP DEMENTOR?

[CHITTERING]

TRUE. 4 PROBLEMS
IF YOU COUNT

HOW DO WE GET A RIDE
TO SEARCH FOR THE MISSING RIDES?

[SHIP HORN BLOWS]

IT'S TIME FOR SHUFFLEBOARD
ON THE LIDO DECK.

WHO CAME TO PLAY?

WHO CAME TO LOSE?

BRING IT!

HEY, IT'S YOU!

THAT'S RIGHT.

LET IT GO, RON.

I WANT THAT
BOXED LUNCH!

SORRY YOU HAD TO ACTUALLY
BUY TICKETS FOR A CRUISE,

BUT AT LEAST I GOT YOU
IN THE VICINITY OF
PROFESSOR DEMENTOR'S LAIR.

YOUR JET PACKS SHOULD
HAVE ENOUGH RANGE

TO GET YOU
THE REST OF THE WAY.

THIS NO-RIDE THING,

I DON'T LIKE IT.

WELL, ME, EITHER.

THESE 2 MISSIONS HAVE
OFFICIALLY TAPPED ME OUT.

SOMEBODY STILL OWES ME
A BOXED LUNCH!

I WAS REFERRING
TO OUR FRIENDS
THAT HAVE VANISHED.

OK, YES,
THAT'S BAD, TOO.

WADE, WHILE WE
FOIL DEMENTOR,

KEEP SEARCHING FOR
OUR MISSING RIDES.

I'M ON IT.

Ron: YOU'RE LIKE,
♪ BA BA BA DA DA BA,
BA BA DA BA BA BA ♪

RON, WE DO NOT NEED
A THEME SONG.

DID IT OCCUR TO YOU

THAT IT GIVES
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE AN EDGE?

IF THEY HAD AN EDGE,
WHICH THEY DO NOT.

[CRASH]

YOU THREE ARE
POSITIVELY AMAZING!

WHAT GIVES YOU
YOUR EDGE?

DON'T EVEN.

THIS WAS
OUR MISSION!

KEYWORD: WAS.

THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS
OF THIS DISC
WERE GETTING ANTSY,

SO THEY DECIDED
TO PAY US.

AND IN ADDITION
TO OUR BASE FEE,

WE GET A COMPLETION BONUS

AND A PREMIUM
FOR RUSH SERVICE.

WE'RE TALKING
SERIOUS CLAUDE.

THAT'S A BIG NUMBER.

HOW BIG?

NACO ROYALTY BIG.

COULD WE GET
ON WITH THIS?

MY LEGS ARE
CRAMPING UP!

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE DOES NOT
TAKE ORDERS FROM VILLAINS.

RUSH SERVICE
PREMIUM.

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE,
MOVE OUT!

ARRR!

[TELEPHONE LINE RINGING]

HELLO, IS THIS
ZZYSSX ACCOUNTING?

I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GET SOME HELP WITH MY TAXES.

YES, I KNOW
IT'S TAX SEASON.

THAT'S WHY...

LOOK, I'M NO
ROCKET SCIENTIST.

I MEAN, ACTUALLY, I AM,
BUT... HELLO?

[DIAL TONE]

YOU OK, DAD?

TOO MANY NUMBERS.

HOW'S YOUR CRISIS
GOING, KIMMY?

JUST AS BAD, DAD.

JUST AS BAD.

WELL, YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND ME
IF YOU NEED ME.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

ANYWHERE.

CURSE YOU, TAXMAN!

I'M GETTING WORRIED.

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE
WHO HAS EVER GIVEN YOU A RIDE

IS NOW MISSING.

EVERYONE?

EVEN SOME FROM BEFORE
I STARTED RUNNING YOUR SITE.

LIKE SOME LADY
WITH A CAT NAMED TABBY.

MRS. MAHONEY.

THAT'S HER.
WHO IS SHE?

SHE GAVE RON AND ME A RIDE
TO OUR FIRST MISSION.

THE FIRST TIME
WE GOT THE CALL

INSTEAD OF
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE.

BECAUSE OF A TYPO.

BLEAH!

YOU THINK TEAM IMPOSSIBLE

IS BEHIND
THE MISSING PERSONS?

THEY TELL ME TO GET
OUT OF THE BUSINESS.

I SAY NO.

SUDDENLY,
MY RIDES DISAPPEAR,

AND I CAN'T GET AROUND
THE WORLD ANYMORE.

AND BY THE TIME
YOU GET TO A MISSION,

THEY'RE ALREADY THERE.

GETTING PAID.
[CHITTERS]

RON, THIS IS NOT
ABOUT THE MONEY.

IT IS FOR
TEAM IMPOSSIBLE!

YEAH. WADE,

IF WE MADE A CONNECTION
WITH TEAM IMPOSSIBLE'S
WEBSITE...

COULD I TRACE IT?
YEAH.

BUT I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE
A CALL FROM US.

NOT US.
A RICH GUY IN TROUBLE.

[FAKE ACCENT] UH, YES,
RICH RICHARDSON HERE,

AND DASH IT ALL
IF I'M NOT WEALTHY.

I'M IN BIG, DANGEROUS,
EXPENSIVE TROUBLE,

AND DASH IT ALL AGAIN

IF I DON'T NEED
OVERPRICED HELP!

HMM, RATHER.

OK, THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

WE'LL KNOW SOON IF...
[BEEPING]

BAM!
INCOMING TRANSMISSION.

Dash: TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
IS RESPONDING TO YOUR CALL.

PLEASE REMAIN ON THE LINE

FOR THE NEXT
ADVENTURE IN RESCUE
REPRESENTATIVE

AND HAVE YOUR
CREDIT CARD READY.

Wade: GOTCHA!

Computer: WARNING!
UNWANTED CYBERTRACE!

WARNING!

SET AND...

SPIKE?

[ELECTRONIC SIZZLE]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Wade: YEAH?

WE LOST YOU.
EVERYTHING OK?

THEY SPIKED ME.

MY WHOLE SYSTEM
IS FRIED.

EVERYTHING?

DON'T YOU HAVE
FIREWALL THINGIES?

NOT ANYMORE.

FRIED! FRIED!
LIKE POPCORN CHICKEN!

WADE, I KNOW THIS IS
A DIFFICULT TIME FOR YOU...

FRIED!!

BUT DID YOU GET A LOCATION?

YEAH.

I'LL... I'LL
MAIL IT TO YOU.

SNAIL MAIL?

WADE, JUST, UH,
JUST READ IT TO US.

WHEN YOU HAVE
THE STRENGTH.

THANKS FOR THE LIFT,
MRS. SILVER.

WELL, IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO

AFTER I SHORTED YOU
ON THE BOXED LUNCH

AND WIPED
THE DECK WITH YOU
IN SHUFFLEBOARD.

OH, THAT'S MORE
THAN A FAIR TRADE.

RIGHT, RON?

I GUESS.

THAT'S IT.

WOW, GREED PAYS.

THE 3 NICEST BOYS
LIVE THERE.

DO YOU WANT ME
TO INTRODUCE YOU?

OH, NO, THANKS.

WE'LL SURPRISE THEM.

READY TO HOP THE WALL?

ANY IDEA WHAT'S ON
THE OTHER SIDE?

I'M GOING WITH
GUARD DOGS.

EH, SEE, TO ME,
THEY DON'T SEEM
LIKE DOG PEOPLE.

I'M GONNA SAY
ROBOTIC SENTRIES.

ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.

IS THAT HEINRICH
AND CAPTAIN LOUIS

IN THE HOT TUB?

HEY,
THERE SHE GOES.

AHOY,
MISS POSSIBLE!

KIM, SMALL WORLD.

IF THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
CAPTURES YOU,

I'M READY, CAPTURE ME!

CAPTURED? THIS IS
AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID
VACATION.

GRAB A FRUIT CUP!

AND NO TELEVISION,
NO PAPERS, NO PHONES.

IT IS AS IF THE OUTSIDE
WORLD DOES NOT EXIST.

OH, THIS DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE.

P.A.: OF COURSE IT DOES.

AAH! UNH!
AAH! UNH!

IF IT KEEPS YOU
STUCK IN MIDDLETON,
IT'S WORTH IT.

HA! EVEN WITH
THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET,

WE'RE STILL MAKING A MINT.

AS LONG AS WE
GET THE MISSIONS.

AND YOU DON'T.

WERE WE TOO SUBTLE?

THE CHEERLEADER-SAVES-THE-WORLD
THING HAS GOTTEN TEDIOUS.

IT'S OVER.

FOREVER.

BRING...
IT...

ON.

OH, WE'RE READY.

RIGHT, RON?

UH, YEAH, UH, AHEM.

DEFINE "READY."

YOU'RE PREPARED
NOT TO GET IN THE WAY.

OH, YEAH, READY.
HUH, YEAH.

OH, THESE GUYS
ARE WIGGED!

OOH, YEAH.

EXCUSE ME?!

GOOD WORK. YOU RULE.
OLD SCHOOL. HEH.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE

SOME SORT OF
MASTER MONKEY KUNG FU.

YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
IT COMES AND GOES.

HEY, DASH.

I'M WAITING.

I WISH THERE WAS
ANOTHER WAY.

REALLY?
NO.

I'M TOLD WE SHOULD ALWAYS
SAY THAT FOR LEGAL REASONS.

IT SHIELDS US
FROM LIABILITY.

I THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY
ABOUT SHIELDING YOURSELF
FROM ME.

SO BE IT.

DUDE,
YOU ARE SO OVER.

I CAN TAKE HER.

NO.
SORRY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M CAPABLE OF?

I'VE GOT A GENERAL IDEA.

AND?
DUDE,
YOU ARE SO OVER.

LET'S JUST SEE
ABOUT THAT.

NOBODY...

NOBODY SPIKES
MY SYSTEM!

WADE!
WADE?!

IN PERSON?!

DUDE, NOW YOU ARE SO OVER,

I DON'T EVEN WANNA STAND
NEAR YOU.

WOW, YOU HAVE
REALLY PERFECTED
THE HOLO-WEIGHT.

IT'S REALLY ME, RON.

YEAH, RIGHT.

IF IT WERE REALLY YOU,
I COULDN'T DO THIS.

[BABBLING]

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE IS
THE WORLD'S GREATEST TEAM
OF HIGH-DANGER OPERATIVES.

WE WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED
BY CHILDREN.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING
YOURSELF.

I'M SO NOT AFRAID.

YOU SHOULD BE.

REMEMBER KIM'S
FIRST MISSION?

RON, GET OVER
HERE... QUICKLY.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
OUR MISSION. WHAT ELSE
DO I NEED TO KNOW?

DOES THE McHENRY LASER GRID
RING A BELL?

YEAH. COST PAISLEY
A FORTUNE.

SO WE HAD TO
HAVE ONE, TOO.

NOTHING BUT THE BEST
FOR TEAM IMPOSSIBLE.

WHOOPS.

LOOK FAMILIAR?

YOU ROCK
EVEN MORE
IN PERSON, WADE.

SOMEHOW I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE SHORTER.

DANGER HAS BEEN
OUR CLOSEST FRIEND,

BUT I'M NOT LIKING THIS.

AH, EASY ENOUGH
TO DISABLE.

JUST HIT
THAT RED BUTTON.

ONE BAD TWITCH, AND YOU'LL
KNOW WHAT MY FRIED SYSTEM
FEELS LIKE.

OK, MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T
HAVE LEFT HIS ROOM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOBODY COULD GET THAT.

IT'S... IMPOSSIBLE.

YEAH. FOR YOU,
MAYBE.

FOR ME?
WELL, WE'LL SEE.

IT WAS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE
THAT TEAM IMPOSSIBLE...

COULD'VE BEEN
FRIED.

THAT WOULD'VE IMPACTED
OUR EARNING POTENTIAL.

CHEERLEADER-SAVES-THE-WORLD
THING DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD
NOW. DOES IT?

GUYS,
YOU NEED TO GET WISE.

I THINK I KNOW HOW
TO WORK THIS OUT.

GENTLEMEN...

THIS IS THE NACO.

IT LOOKS LIKE A TACO
AND SOME NACHOS.

ALL MASHED TOGETHER.

[SLURP]

MMM!

SO... DO WE HAVE
AN UNDERSTANDING?

WELL, IF BY THAT,
DO YOU MEAN
ARE WE GOING TO

QUIT CHARGING MONEY
TO HELP PEOPLE

AND JOIN GLOBAL JUSTICE
AS YOU SUGGESTED?

HARD TO SAY.

UH, GUYS.

UH-OH.

YOU DON'T HAVE
THIS PLACE WIRED.

TRUST ME ON THIS:
WADE HAS THE WORLD WIRED.

TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
IS NOW NONPROFIT.

WHICH ACTUALLY HAS
SOME TAX ADVANTAGES.

I'M PROUD
OF YOU GUYS.

SO, WITH TEAM IMPOSSIBLE
OUT OF THE PICTURE...

NO, WE WILL NOT
START CHARGING MONEY
FOR OUR MISSIONS.

OK, BUT JUST LET ME...

OH, GO AHEAD.

♪ BA DA BA BA
BA DA BA DA BA BA ♪

♪ BA BA BA DA,
YEAH-YEAH ♪

[MUMBLING IN SLEEP]

DAD?

KIMMY?

ARE YOU THERE?

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
BUT NUMBERS.

OH.

HELP HAS ARRIVED, DAD.

UM...

WHO'S THE BIG GUY?

BURN BERMAN,
CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT.

AND MY HERO!

WELL, IT'S A START.