Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 6 - Rufus in Show - full transcript
Rufus goes undercover at a dog show as a "Peruvian Hairless."
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
( alarm blaring )
The Kimber Diamond. It's gone.
( slurping )
So, how much does a piece
of ice like that go for?
The Kimber Diamond
is the most flawless
gem in the world.
Its value is beyond
any estimation.
I'm going to throw
out a number... 250 bucks.
Sir, I really don't think...
$275!
Am I getting warmer?
Cool.
What-what is it?
WADE:
Hair.
Canine hair,
but not just any dog.
This follicle comes
from a Lithuanian wolfhound,
one of the rarest
breeds on earth.
And what would one of these dogs
want with a diamond?
Why don't we focus on the person
who owns the dog, Ron?
That's just what the dog burglar
wants you to do.
WADE:
Got it.
Falsetto Jones, the only breeder
of Lithuanian wolfhounds
in the world.
He's rich, refined and possibly
the world's greatest thief.
Falsetto is
the number one suspect
in a lot of big-time robberies,
but they can never
pin anything on him.
So, he's no ordinary
cat burglar...
Dog burglar!
Come on, Kim,
get your head in the game.
WADE:
Bad news... his estate
is crawling with security.
No weak spots.
Good news... tomorrow night,
Falsetto hosts his annual
open dog show.
So all we need to get inside...
...is a show dog.
Yes, my Gigi has
a très sensitive tummy,
mais non?
Now, you must remember
to feed her
only two parts
champion gourmet wet food,
one part champion
gourmet dry food
avec a sprinkle of truffle, yes?
Two parts wet, one part dry,
sprinkle of truffles.
Got it.
Two parts wet, one part dry.
Two parts wet...
one part dry,
a sprinkle of... Ron!
No!
No. Gigi, bad.
Relax, KP, there's plenty
of Mucho Galleta
cheesetillas.
( groans )
KIM:
Ron, what were you thinking?
Feeding Bueno Nacho
to a champion show dog?
( burps )
RON:
Ah, Rufus downs this stuff
all the time.
He's cool.
News flash, Ron...
Rufus is a rat,
not a champion show dog
( sputtering )
Gigi is in no condition
to enter a dog show
and we land in 15.
Any ideas?
Heh?
( dogs barking )
All right, we're
gonna pull this off.
You're gonna have to look dog,
act dog and think dog. Got it?
Woof.
Okay. Now, do as I do.
( panting )
Okay, sit.
Thanks.
Woof.
Woof.
( barks )
Woof.
( barking )
( squeaking )
( questioning barks )
Ah...
I'm sorry, what breed
did you say this was?
Um, a... Peruvian...
Hairless.
Huh?
I'm still not seeing anything
here in the official...
Maybe you should consult
with my friend Mr. Lincoln.
See if he can improve
your eyesight a bit,
if you, you know,
catch my drift.
Ron.
This is a prestigious
international competition.
And I'm speaking the prestigious
international language
of cold, hard cash.
Five dollars is hardly...
MAN:
Ah... Yes...
here it is.
A Hairless Peruvian, very good.
( contented sigh )
There he is, Falsetto Jones.
RON:
Why do you think he's
called "Falsetto"?
( falsetto ):
Welcome humans
and canines alike
to my annual dog show!
Freak helium accident.
Ouch.
I need time
to infiltrate the main house.
Try to keep a low profile.
You got it. Low pro.
Good dog.
I'm liking
the stealth suit, Wade.
Knew you would, Kim.
And the pond is filled with...
Don't tell me. Sharks? Crocs?
Electric eels, actually.
The bad-villain puns
just write themselves.
Shocking, isn't it?
ANNOUNCER:
And now the Toy Group
is being led
onto the floor
by their handlers.
MAN 1:
Uh. What is that entrant
that looks like a bald rodent?
MAN 2:
I'm told that's
a Peruvian Hairless.
Very rare,
it's quite exciting
to have one in this year's show.
MAN 1:
Well, let's see how
the judges like it.
( squeals )
Hey!
Heh. You gotta admire
that kind of spirit
in such a small dog.
Of course, there's
a time for spirit
and a time for laying low.
( growling )
I'm in.
MAN 2:
Let's see who it'll be.
This judge is taking his time.
Clearly a tough decision.
And it's the Peruvian Hairless
taking the Toy Group.
Hey!
( applause )
MAN 1:
And in his
first show ever, huh?
It's quite an upset.
And he'll move on to the finals.
Who's the dog!
If I were a flawless diamond,
where would I hide?
Blueprints show some kind
of vault deep under the house.
On my way. I...
( gasps )
Oh, that's quite an animal
you have there, Mr...?
The name's Van Foker Dumple
( coughs ) Stein.
Doctor Van Foker Dumple
( coughs ) Stein, actually.
Funny, in all my years
of hosting this show,
I've never
seen anything quite like him.
Well, as I'm sure you know,
the Groovy Hairless...
Peruvian Hairless?
Yes! He's practically
one of a kind.
I feel compelled
to ask you a question,
Dr. Foker Dumple
( coughs ) Stein
Fire away.
Can I have your autograph?
Hey. Sure. Anything for a fan.
Not your autograph,
His.
Ah. Mine.
And Bingo was his name-o.
Hello, beautiful.
Sorry, KP.
The low-profile thing
didn't exactly work out.
He's a naked mole rat.
Purchased at the
Middleton Smarty Mart
by Mr. Ron Stoppable, sidekick
to teen hero Kim Possible.
I ran a check on his autograph.
Feed that useless rat
to my beloved wolfhounds.
I have a special treat
planned for you two.
I think you'll
find this quite shocking.
Called that one.
He's getting away!
MAN 2:
The finalists
are on the floor...
All except
for the Peruvian Hairless.
MAN 1:
Wait!
There he is now.
( whistles "fetch" )
Come and get it.
( dogs barking )
MAN 2:
And it appears we have
pandemonium on the floor.
Uh...
Aren't you going to leave now?
Leave? What do you mean?
Oh, usually the bad guy
says his lame pun
and then walks out,
you know,
leaving us to our doom.
But then I'd miss
the whole thing.
Where's the fun in that?
I'm not going anywhere.
Okay, but I feel
I must warn you,
that you're really breaking a
supervillain tradition here.
( shrieks )
Hey!
( laughing )
Ooh, oh, stop,
that really, really tickles.
Get them.
Hi.
Show's over, Kim Possible.
So not.
Jump!
Okay, you can hit the button
for the parachute any time now.
Sorry, no parachute.
No parachute?!
Hit it, Sam.
The Peruvian Hairless
saves the day.
Rufus is definitely
best in show.
---
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
( alarm blaring )
The Kimber Diamond. It's gone.
( slurping )
So, how much does a piece
of ice like that go for?
The Kimber Diamond
is the most flawless
gem in the world.
Its value is beyond
any estimation.
I'm going to throw
out a number... 250 bucks.
Sir, I really don't think...
$275!
Am I getting warmer?
Cool.
What-what is it?
WADE:
Hair.
Canine hair,
but not just any dog.
This follicle comes
from a Lithuanian wolfhound,
one of the rarest
breeds on earth.
And what would one of these dogs
want with a diamond?
Why don't we focus on the person
who owns the dog, Ron?
That's just what the dog burglar
wants you to do.
WADE:
Got it.
Falsetto Jones, the only breeder
of Lithuanian wolfhounds
in the world.
He's rich, refined and possibly
the world's greatest thief.
Falsetto is
the number one suspect
in a lot of big-time robberies,
but they can never
pin anything on him.
So, he's no ordinary
cat burglar...
Dog burglar!
Come on, Kim,
get your head in the game.
WADE:
Bad news... his estate
is crawling with security.
No weak spots.
Good news... tomorrow night,
Falsetto hosts his annual
open dog show.
So all we need to get inside...
...is a show dog.
Yes, my Gigi has
a très sensitive tummy,
mais non?
Now, you must remember
to feed her
only two parts
champion gourmet wet food,
one part champion
gourmet dry food
avec a sprinkle of truffle, yes?
Two parts wet, one part dry,
sprinkle of truffles.
Got it.
Two parts wet, one part dry.
Two parts wet...
one part dry,
a sprinkle of... Ron!
No!
No. Gigi, bad.
Relax, KP, there's plenty
of Mucho Galleta
cheesetillas.
( groans )
KIM:
Ron, what were you thinking?
Feeding Bueno Nacho
to a champion show dog?
( burps )
RON:
Ah, Rufus downs this stuff
all the time.
He's cool.
News flash, Ron...
Rufus is a rat,
not a champion show dog
( sputtering )
Gigi is in no condition
to enter a dog show
and we land in 15.
Any ideas?
Heh?
( dogs barking )
All right, we're
gonna pull this off.
You're gonna have to look dog,
act dog and think dog. Got it?
Woof.
Okay. Now, do as I do.
( panting )
Okay, sit.
Thanks.
Woof.
Woof.
( barks )
Woof.
( barking )
( squeaking )
( questioning barks )
Ah...
I'm sorry, what breed
did you say this was?
Um, a... Peruvian...
Hairless.
Huh?
I'm still not seeing anything
here in the official...
Maybe you should consult
with my friend Mr. Lincoln.
See if he can improve
your eyesight a bit,
if you, you know,
catch my drift.
Ron.
This is a prestigious
international competition.
And I'm speaking the prestigious
international language
of cold, hard cash.
Five dollars is hardly...
MAN:
Ah... Yes...
here it is.
A Hairless Peruvian, very good.
( contented sigh )
There he is, Falsetto Jones.
RON:
Why do you think he's
called "Falsetto"?
( falsetto ):
Welcome humans
and canines alike
to my annual dog show!
Freak helium accident.
Ouch.
I need time
to infiltrate the main house.
Try to keep a low profile.
You got it. Low pro.
Good dog.
I'm liking
the stealth suit, Wade.
Knew you would, Kim.
And the pond is filled with...
Don't tell me. Sharks? Crocs?
Electric eels, actually.
The bad-villain puns
just write themselves.
Shocking, isn't it?
ANNOUNCER:
And now the Toy Group
is being led
onto the floor
by their handlers.
MAN 1:
Uh. What is that entrant
that looks like a bald rodent?
MAN 2:
I'm told that's
a Peruvian Hairless.
Very rare,
it's quite exciting
to have one in this year's show.
MAN 1:
Well, let's see how
the judges like it.
( squeals )
Hey!
Heh. You gotta admire
that kind of spirit
in such a small dog.
Of course, there's
a time for spirit
and a time for laying low.
( growling )
I'm in.
MAN 2:
Let's see who it'll be.
This judge is taking his time.
Clearly a tough decision.
And it's the Peruvian Hairless
taking the Toy Group.
Hey!
( applause )
MAN 1:
And in his
first show ever, huh?
It's quite an upset.
And he'll move on to the finals.
Who's the dog!
If I were a flawless diamond,
where would I hide?
Blueprints show some kind
of vault deep under the house.
On my way. I...
( gasps )
Oh, that's quite an animal
you have there, Mr...?
The name's Van Foker Dumple
( coughs ) Stein.
Doctor Van Foker Dumple
( coughs ) Stein, actually.
Funny, in all my years
of hosting this show,
I've never
seen anything quite like him.
Well, as I'm sure you know,
the Groovy Hairless...
Peruvian Hairless?
Yes! He's practically
one of a kind.
I feel compelled
to ask you a question,
Dr. Foker Dumple
( coughs ) Stein
Fire away.
Can I have your autograph?
Hey. Sure. Anything for a fan.
Not your autograph,
His.
Ah. Mine.
And Bingo was his name-o.
Hello, beautiful.
Sorry, KP.
The low-profile thing
didn't exactly work out.
He's a naked mole rat.
Purchased at the
Middleton Smarty Mart
by Mr. Ron Stoppable, sidekick
to teen hero Kim Possible.
I ran a check on his autograph.
Feed that useless rat
to my beloved wolfhounds.
I have a special treat
planned for you two.
I think you'll
find this quite shocking.
Called that one.
He's getting away!
MAN 2:
The finalists
are on the floor...
All except
for the Peruvian Hairless.
MAN 1:
Wait!
There he is now.
( whistles "fetch" )
Come and get it.
( dogs barking )
MAN 2:
And it appears we have
pandemonium on the floor.
Uh...
Aren't you going to leave now?
Leave? What do you mean?
Oh, usually the bad guy
says his lame pun
and then walks out,
you know,
leaving us to our doom.
But then I'd miss
the whole thing.
Where's the fun in that?
I'm not going anywhere.
Okay, but I feel
I must warn you,
that you're really breaking a
supervillain tradition here.
( shrieks )
Hey!
( laughing )
Ooh, oh, stop,
that really, really tickles.
Get them.
Hi.
Show's over, Kim Possible.
So not.
Jump!
Okay, you can hit the button
for the parachute any time now.
Sorry, no parachute.
No parachute?!
Hit it, Sam.
The Peruvian Hairless
saves the day.
Rufus is definitely
best in show.