Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 4 - The Ron Factor - full transcript
The top secret organization, Global Justice, believes that the secret to Kim's success is Ron? No, seriously... Ron?!?!
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( alarm blaring )
( meows )
( hissing )
KIM:
Noisy for a ninja,
aren't you?
Got it, KP!
( meows )
( yells )
( snarls )
( growling )
( yowls )
Right behind you, Kim!
( screams )
( weak grunt )
Nah.
( both panting )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( beeps )
( screaming )
( grunts )
( screaming )
( both grunting )
( yells )
Hi, I'm Kim.
And you are... a ninja-bot?
( both gasp )
Dr. Director?
Kimberly, welcome back
to Global Justice.
Oh, man. This was all a test?
In a sense.
( purring )
RON:
I gotcha...
GJ needs Kim for some top secret
"Save the World" action.
Actually, GJ
needs you...
Huh?
Ron Stoppable.
( gasps )
For... what?
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
No, no... seriously,
you need Ron?
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
You need Ron, why?
Global Justice scientists
have been conducting
an exhaustive analysis
of your...
shall we say,
adventures?
Ooh, shiny.
Ooh.
An exciting theory
has emerged to explain
your fantastic success rate.
My mom's a brain surgeon,
and my dad's a rocket scientist.
( chuckles ):
I guess my genetics rock.
That was what I said, but no.
Our scientists believe
that something else
is at work here...
Something less
logic-based.
( giggling )
Whoa!
Him.
GJ thinks Ron is the
key to my success?
Quite.
We call the intangibles
you bring to Kim's endeavors
"the Ron factor."
Right on.
Yeah!
I'm sorry. Did you
say "Ron factor"?
Precisely.
As in... Ron?
Uh, boo-yah!
This vecto-graphic image
breaks down the walk, the talk,
the... "Ron-itude."
How many scientists
did you say were
working on this?
Our entire staff.
Really? Hmm.
And they double-checked
their findings?
KP, Science don't lie.
We want to harness
the Ron factor for our agents.
In fact,
we're making it
our top priority.
Report, Agent Beta.
It's Global Justice, sir.
( yipping )
Hush, Pepe... Agent Beta said
those most hated words.
Global Justice?
( yipping )
Agent Beta, show some judgment
around the dog.
( baby-talk ):
Oh, pretty little Pepe,
Agent Beta doesn't know
it upsets you...
( normal voice )
...or me.
Well, go on, man.
Well, sir, Glo...
( squeals )
( clears throat )
The enemy...
( sighs )
...has a new secret project...
Code name, "Ron factor."
Explain this "Ron factor."
Unfortunately,
our fly-on-the-wall cam
was destroyed before
I could find
out more.
Destroyed?
Swatted. People see
a fly, they swat.
Fly-on-the-wall cam is
kind of a dumb idea,
when you think about it.
My dumb idea.
Oh.
Agent Beta,
have a seat.
( gulps )
You have failed me
for the last time.
But I just started on Tuesday!
Silence!
( beeping )
( yelling )
( chair squeaking )
Agent Gamma...
a word, please.
( sighs )
Raise arms.
And lower arms.
Good. Now...
reflexes.
Ow!
Micro-monitoring instruments
wired into your clothing
will help us further analyze
the Ron factor.
This could be
an historic turning point
in the cause for Global Justice.
They could study me,
too... might help.
No, thanks.
Ron, what are you doing?
Giving GJ the essence of Ron.
Ugh... I'm having
a "naco" flashback.
KP, my "naco" idea
was a grand slam.
And your head got so big,
you could have worn that.
Kimmela, face it...
Without the Ron factor,
you're just another
freak-fighting cheerleader
with a Web site.
No offense.
See? That's what I mean.
You are so prone
to big-headiness.
Eh. Ron factor.
( buzzing )
( grunting )
MAN:
Subject, Ron Stoppable.
This so-called
"high school student"
is, in fact, the source
of the Ron factor.
Well done, Agent Gamma.
Thank you, sir.
( whimpering )
So, where is he?
"He" who?
Ron Stoppable.
You did capture him, didn't you?
Um, my assignment was
intelligence gathering, sir.
( hissing )
Agent Gamma,
have a seat.
That's okay.
Come on, come on,
take a load off.
No, really,
I've been sitting all day.
Do you think they're sitting
at Global Justice?
( yipping )
( baby talk ):
Sorry, Pepe.
( kissing )
Daddy will put a quarter
in the GJ jar.
Agent Gamma, if we are to beat
them at their own game,
it will take some get up and go.
I'll go, sir!
( beeping )
Well put.
( screaming )
Agent Delta...
bring me Ron Stoppable.
( yipping )
( baby talk ):
Coochie-coo, Pepe,
Pepe, Pepe!
( kissing )
( snoring and mumbling )
Ron factor surveillance project,
day four.
Oral...
No monkey touch, no, no...
Thermal...
( alarm buzzing )
Note naked mole rat.
Where are we on naked
mole rat acquisition?
Our team in East Africa
is on it.
( snoring )
( alarm clock rings )
( sighs )
Snooze button...
Repeated use.
Two-way mirror cam.
What's that?
Possibly whisker,
possibly blackhead.
Magnify.
Inconclusive.
Goatee!
( grunts )
( beeping )
Hey, Wade, what's the sitch?
Kim, it's about the Ron factor.
I know.
Is it the most ridiculous thing
in the history of ever, or what?
Actually, I think Global Justice
might be on to something.
( gasps ):
Wade, you're supposed to be
a super-genius.
No, no, no, no, no.
It all hooks into Chaos Theory.
This is next-level stuff.
Swell. Keep me posted.
Rufus,
everything I do
is part of the Ron factor.
Is that cool, or what?
Cool!
( whirring )
Where are we?
Middleton Mall.
We've tapped into
their security cameras.
This is the Ron factor.
Ron factor.
( muffled ):
Ron factor... Ron factor.
Look at that right there.
Ron factor.
Oh, what's in that plant?
Is he one of ours?
Negative.
X ray glasses.
Me like!
Rufus, you look naked.
( groans )
Oh, finger-cuff, eh?
Not a problem.
( grunting )
( chuckles )
( grunting )
Oh! Whoa, whoa!
No, no, no!
( yelling )
Help! The snakes
are jumping!
Hey!
I'm on it!
Sorry! Ron factor!
( crashing )
( squealing )
( grunting )
Dude...
any damage?
No, I'm fine.
Is that a Greek letter?
You know of...
Fraternity boy, huh?
( chanting ):
Toga, toga, toga...
Classic Ron factor scenario.
It's almost as if
the whole thing
was an accident.
There are no accidents
in our business.
( beeping ):
Agent Delta...
which aspect
of stealth eludes you?
Sorry, sir. I'll switch
to the brute force approach.
Why don't you have a seat
instead?
Yeah, I will sit down.
On that bench over there.
( whistling )
( screaming )
Holy...! Did you see that?
Gemini.
Time to take over
this operation... personally.
Ooh, yes, Pepe.
( whimpering )
Time to take over
this operation... personally.
I don't know, Monique.
Ron's my best, best friend.
I wouldn't freak
fight without him.
But does that make him
the secret to my success?
What do you think?
I don't know what
to think anymore.
The top!
Oh, it's really cute on you.
Kim, you got it all
going on, okay?
If "factor boy" gets
a little confidence from this,
no foul, right?
Kim-bo.
The Ron factor's moving on
to Bueno Nacho.
Girlfriend.
Nice top...
for my grandma.
( rim shot )
( both laughing )
Kim... do what
you got to do, girl.
Chimurrito combo, Ned.
Grande size.
17 Chimurrito combos, please.
Grande size.
What Ron eats, GJ eats.
Dig it.
GEMINI:
I'll take him...
to go.
Hey! Hands off
the merchandise!
Gemini.
Huh. It's
been so long.
Not long enough.
You two know each other?
Oh, we go way back.
Hmm?
Ow!
( Rufus whimpering )
Nice try, buddy.
You're surrounded, Gemini.
( Ron yells )
Talk to the hand.
( brakes screeching )
( grunts )
Aah!
( yelling )
( grunts )
Let me go!
Ron?
Borrowing.
This, too. Sorry.
( electrical crackling )
( electrical zapping )
That will deactivate
the tracking sensors.
( metal grinding )
You obviously don't know
who you're dealing with, pal.
Yeah.
Ron Stoppable.
Okay, one for you.
AKA the Ron factor.
The latest top secret project
of Global Justice.
( yipping )
Who is that?
RON:
Kim Possible.
This is where she saves me
and we beat you bad.
It's a Ron factor thing.
( electrical crackling )
( gasps )
Kim!
That's a bad guy thing.
( yelling )
( yelling continues )
( Kim grunts )
Eew.
Grande sized. Hmm.
You grande sized?
Well, I didn't foresee this,
obviously.
Right. Sorry.
( sighs )
KIM:
They're gone.
DIRECTOR:
On their way
to WEE headquarters, no doubt.
"WEE"?
The Worldwide Evil Empire.
Also known as WEE.
It's an acronym.
Acronym. Hmm.
Yeah, that's a school word.
I should know this.
I am Gemini!
Dude, I am Virgo,
but what's your name?
Gemini.
Oh! It's an acronym.
Okay.
You are fascinating.
Guilty as charged, G.
( grunting )
( gasps )
( growling )
( growling )
So, uh, what's the deal
with you and Dr. Director?
I am her evil twin.
But-but... but she's a "she."
Fraternal twins.
School word.
I am her dark reflection,
her evil opposite in every way.
So if she wants the Ron factor,
you must be totally not into it.
Oh, you're good.
That's why GJ
is in the Ron business.
Ah, but it is I who have you.
Maybe that's part of my plan.
Really?
Is this...
also part of your plan?
( gasps )
Huh?
( gasps )
Um... yes.
Know this.
I will stop at nothing
to possess the Ron factor.
( gasps )
Nothing?
Nothing.
Status report.
No sign.
Our satellite network
is searching the entire planet.
Who are these people?
The Worldwide Evil Empire
is a shadow organization
working to foment
lawlessness and chaos
( baby crying )
around the globe.
This is their leader, Gemini.
My evil twin.
Get... out!
Fraternal?
Exactly.
Gemini's always resented
the fact
that I didn't treat him
like an older brother.
But you're twins.
He's older...
by four minutes.
Four minutes, four years.
The point is,
I am the older brother,
and she never respected that!
Don't know that I agree,
but I admire your passion.
Dr. Director!
We found this on the floor.
( gasps ):
A fly-on-the-wall cam.
That is so Gemini.
Wade, is it still sending
any kind of signal?
Let me see it.
Anything?
I'm getting something.
It's faint.
Got it! The North Atlantic.
I want to know exactly
what the Ron factor is,
and I want to know now!
Amp down, ain't no secret.
The Ron factor is me.
It's all about the intangibles.
Hmm.
Then you must join me.
That will show my little sister.
( singsongy ):
I've been saving Alpha
for someone special.
And I feel special right now,
but I-I...
Join me or be obliterated.
That is your choice.
( gasps )
Pepe!
Watchdog!
( snarling )
I will return with something
that I think you'll find
quite persuasive.
( squeaking )
( growling )
( growling )
( Ron moaning )
According to Wade's coordinates,
WEE headquarters
should be right here.
Whoa!
Good coordinates!
( helicopter blades whirring )
Chimurrito combo.
Grande?
GEMINI:
Choose evil,
Ron Stoppable,
and you can have
all the Chimurritos you like.
Grande sized.
You'd put that in
writing, of course.
Plus, you won't be obliterated.
( both yelling )
( men yelling )
( Kim grunts )
It's Kim!
And my littler sister.
( men yelling, grunting )
( grunting )
( growling )
( beeps )
( electrical zapping )
( men grunting )
( beeps )
( grunts )
Let me give you a hand.
How many times have you used
that line?
And it's still fresh.
( grunting )
You get Ron.
I'll deal with him.
You just can't let me be,
can you, Sheldon?
"Sheldon"?
The name is Gemini!
And this has nothing to do
with you...
Betty.
( grunting )
"Betty"?
Oh, yeah, right.
Don't give me that.
Why do you want the Ron factor
so badly?
Because...
( stammers )
Because it's none
of your beeswax.
You want it because I have it.
You always wanted my stuff!
Oh, right!
You got better toys than I did.
Oh! Liar, liar.
What about Baby Curly Locks,
huh?
What about that?
You cut off all her hair.
Remember that?!
Well, baby sister, let's
see what Mom recalls.
You're the baby,
dragging Mom into this.
Fine. Fine!
We'll settle this
like grown-ups.
Oh, that's mature.
( grunts )
( both gasping )
( high-pitched whistling )
( grunts )
K.P.!
( alarm blaring )
The place is going to blow!
( beeping )
Pepe!
Come with me, Ron Stoppable.
You will be my Agent Alpha!
Together, we will crush
Global Justice.
Oops, sorry, Pepe. Pepe?
( Rufus laughs,
blows raspberries )
( grunts )
Where is my Pepe?
( whimpering )
RON:
Finger-cuff attack!
Let's see you get out
of that, big bruh.
( straining ):
You think you can stop...
Gemini?
( electrical zapping )
( screaming )
( teeth chattering )
Boo-yah!
( squeaky laughing )
( explosion )
( alarm sounding )
The Ron factor.
Amazing.
Correction, Dr. D.
The Kim factor.
With just a little
splash of Ron.
Oh, Ron, that's so sweet.
( screams )
Let's move!
KIM:
Right. Going.
( Pepe squeaking )
( engine accelerating )
Status report?
Project analysis is complete.
The Ron factor
is a non-factor.
Well, there's a whole bunch
of research dollars
down the drain.
Not exactly... the data revealed
a powerful untapped force.
We call it...
the Rufus factor!
( grunting )
Hi-ya!
( laughing )
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( alarm blaring )
( meows )
( hissing )
KIM:
Noisy for a ninja,
aren't you?
Got it, KP!
( meows )
( yells )
( snarls )
( growling )
( yowls )
Right behind you, Kim!
( screams )
( weak grunt )
Nah.
( both panting )
( grunts )
( grunts )
( beeps )
( screaming )
( grunts )
( screaming )
( both grunting )
( yells )
Hi, I'm Kim.
And you are... a ninja-bot?
( both gasp )
Dr. Director?
Kimberly, welcome back
to Global Justice.
Oh, man. This was all a test?
In a sense.
( purring )
RON:
I gotcha...
GJ needs Kim for some top secret
"Save the World" action.
Actually, GJ
needs you...
Huh?
Ron Stoppable.
( gasps )
For... what?
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
No, no... seriously,
you need Ron?
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
You need Ron, why?
Global Justice scientists
have been conducting
an exhaustive analysis
of your...
shall we say,
adventures?
Ooh, shiny.
Ooh.
An exciting theory
has emerged to explain
your fantastic success rate.
My mom's a brain surgeon,
and my dad's a rocket scientist.
( chuckles ):
I guess my genetics rock.
That was what I said, but no.
Our scientists believe
that something else
is at work here...
Something less
logic-based.
( giggling )
Whoa!
Him.
GJ thinks Ron is the
key to my success?
Quite.
We call the intangibles
you bring to Kim's endeavors
"the Ron factor."
Right on.
Yeah!
I'm sorry. Did you
say "Ron factor"?
Precisely.
As in... Ron?
Uh, boo-yah!
This vecto-graphic image
breaks down the walk, the talk,
the... "Ron-itude."
How many scientists
did you say were
working on this?
Our entire staff.
Really? Hmm.
And they double-checked
their findings?
KP, Science don't lie.
We want to harness
the Ron factor for our agents.
In fact,
we're making it
our top priority.
Report, Agent Beta.
It's Global Justice, sir.
( yipping )
Hush, Pepe... Agent Beta said
those most hated words.
Global Justice?
( yipping )
Agent Beta, show some judgment
around the dog.
( baby-talk ):
Oh, pretty little Pepe,
Agent Beta doesn't know
it upsets you...
( normal voice )
...or me.
Well, go on, man.
Well, sir, Glo...
( squeals )
( clears throat )
The enemy...
( sighs )
...has a new secret project...
Code name, "Ron factor."
Explain this "Ron factor."
Unfortunately,
our fly-on-the-wall cam
was destroyed before
I could find
out more.
Destroyed?
Swatted. People see
a fly, they swat.
Fly-on-the-wall cam is
kind of a dumb idea,
when you think about it.
My dumb idea.
Oh.
Agent Beta,
have a seat.
( gulps )
You have failed me
for the last time.
But I just started on Tuesday!
Silence!
( beeping )
( yelling )
( chair squeaking )
Agent Gamma...
a word, please.
( sighs )
Raise arms.
And lower arms.
Good. Now...
reflexes.
Ow!
Micro-monitoring instruments
wired into your clothing
will help us further analyze
the Ron factor.
This could be
an historic turning point
in the cause for Global Justice.
They could study me,
too... might help.
No, thanks.
Ron, what are you doing?
Giving GJ the essence of Ron.
Ugh... I'm having
a "naco" flashback.
KP, my "naco" idea
was a grand slam.
And your head got so big,
you could have worn that.
Kimmela, face it...
Without the Ron factor,
you're just another
freak-fighting cheerleader
with a Web site.
No offense.
See? That's what I mean.
You are so prone
to big-headiness.
Eh. Ron factor.
( buzzing )
( grunting )
MAN:
Subject, Ron Stoppable.
This so-called
"high school student"
is, in fact, the source
of the Ron factor.
Well done, Agent Gamma.
Thank you, sir.
( whimpering )
So, where is he?
"He" who?
Ron Stoppable.
You did capture him, didn't you?
Um, my assignment was
intelligence gathering, sir.
( hissing )
Agent Gamma,
have a seat.
That's okay.
Come on, come on,
take a load off.
No, really,
I've been sitting all day.
Do you think they're sitting
at Global Justice?
( yipping )
( baby talk ):
Sorry, Pepe.
( kissing )
Daddy will put a quarter
in the GJ jar.
Agent Gamma, if we are to beat
them at their own game,
it will take some get up and go.
I'll go, sir!
( beeping )
Well put.
( screaming )
Agent Delta...
bring me Ron Stoppable.
( yipping )
( baby talk ):
Coochie-coo, Pepe,
Pepe, Pepe!
( kissing )
( snoring and mumbling )
Ron factor surveillance project,
day four.
Oral...
No monkey touch, no, no...
Thermal...
( alarm buzzing )
Note naked mole rat.
Where are we on naked
mole rat acquisition?
Our team in East Africa
is on it.
( snoring )
( alarm clock rings )
( sighs )
Snooze button...
Repeated use.
Two-way mirror cam.
What's that?
Possibly whisker,
possibly blackhead.
Magnify.
Inconclusive.
Goatee!
( grunts )
( beeping )
Hey, Wade, what's the sitch?
Kim, it's about the Ron factor.
I know.
Is it the most ridiculous thing
in the history of ever, or what?
Actually, I think Global Justice
might be on to something.
( gasps ):
Wade, you're supposed to be
a super-genius.
No, no, no, no, no.
It all hooks into Chaos Theory.
This is next-level stuff.
Swell. Keep me posted.
Rufus,
everything I do
is part of the Ron factor.
Is that cool, or what?
Cool!
( whirring )
Where are we?
Middleton Mall.
We've tapped into
their security cameras.
This is the Ron factor.
Ron factor.
( muffled ):
Ron factor... Ron factor.
Look at that right there.
Ron factor.
Oh, what's in that plant?
Is he one of ours?
Negative.
X ray glasses.
Me like!
Rufus, you look naked.
( groans )
Oh, finger-cuff, eh?
Not a problem.
( grunting )
( chuckles )
( grunting )
Oh! Whoa, whoa!
No, no, no!
( yelling )
Help! The snakes
are jumping!
Hey!
I'm on it!
Sorry! Ron factor!
( crashing )
( squealing )
( grunting )
Dude...
any damage?
No, I'm fine.
Is that a Greek letter?
You know of...
Fraternity boy, huh?
( chanting ):
Toga, toga, toga...
Classic Ron factor scenario.
It's almost as if
the whole thing
was an accident.
There are no accidents
in our business.
( beeping ):
Agent Delta...
which aspect
of stealth eludes you?
Sorry, sir. I'll switch
to the brute force approach.
Why don't you have a seat
instead?
Yeah, I will sit down.
On that bench over there.
( whistling )
( screaming )
Holy...! Did you see that?
Gemini.
Time to take over
this operation... personally.
Ooh, yes, Pepe.
( whimpering )
Time to take over
this operation... personally.
I don't know, Monique.
Ron's my best, best friend.
I wouldn't freak
fight without him.
But does that make him
the secret to my success?
What do you think?
I don't know what
to think anymore.
The top!
Oh, it's really cute on you.
Kim, you got it all
going on, okay?
If "factor boy" gets
a little confidence from this,
no foul, right?
Kim-bo.
The Ron factor's moving on
to Bueno Nacho.
Girlfriend.
Nice top...
for my grandma.
( rim shot )
( both laughing )
Kim... do what
you got to do, girl.
Chimurrito combo, Ned.
Grande size.
17 Chimurrito combos, please.
Grande size.
What Ron eats, GJ eats.
Dig it.
GEMINI:
I'll take him...
to go.
Hey! Hands off
the merchandise!
Gemini.
Huh. It's
been so long.
Not long enough.
You two know each other?
Oh, we go way back.
Hmm?
Ow!
( Rufus whimpering )
Nice try, buddy.
You're surrounded, Gemini.
( Ron yells )
Talk to the hand.
( brakes screeching )
( grunts )
Aah!
( yelling )
( grunts )
Let me go!
Ron?
Borrowing.
This, too. Sorry.
( electrical crackling )
( electrical zapping )
That will deactivate
the tracking sensors.
( metal grinding )
You obviously don't know
who you're dealing with, pal.
Yeah.
Ron Stoppable.
Okay, one for you.
AKA the Ron factor.
The latest top secret project
of Global Justice.
( yipping )
Who is that?
RON:
Kim Possible.
This is where she saves me
and we beat you bad.
It's a Ron factor thing.
( electrical crackling )
( gasps )
Kim!
That's a bad guy thing.
( yelling )
( yelling continues )
( Kim grunts )
Eew.
Grande sized. Hmm.
You grande sized?
Well, I didn't foresee this,
obviously.
Right. Sorry.
( sighs )
KIM:
They're gone.
DIRECTOR:
On their way
to WEE headquarters, no doubt.
"WEE"?
The Worldwide Evil Empire.
Also known as WEE.
It's an acronym.
Acronym. Hmm.
Yeah, that's a school word.
I should know this.
I am Gemini!
Dude, I am Virgo,
but what's your name?
Gemini.
Oh! It's an acronym.
Okay.
You are fascinating.
Guilty as charged, G.
( grunting )
( gasps )
( growling )
( growling )
So, uh, what's the deal
with you and Dr. Director?
I am her evil twin.
But-but... but she's a "she."
Fraternal twins.
School word.
I am her dark reflection,
her evil opposite in every way.
So if she wants the Ron factor,
you must be totally not into it.
Oh, you're good.
That's why GJ
is in the Ron business.
Ah, but it is I who have you.
Maybe that's part of my plan.
Really?
Is this...
also part of your plan?
( gasps )
Huh?
( gasps )
Um... yes.
Know this.
I will stop at nothing
to possess the Ron factor.
( gasps )
Nothing?
Nothing.
Status report.
No sign.
Our satellite network
is searching the entire planet.
Who are these people?
The Worldwide Evil Empire
is a shadow organization
working to foment
lawlessness and chaos
( baby crying )
around the globe.
This is their leader, Gemini.
My evil twin.
Get... out!
Fraternal?
Exactly.
Gemini's always resented
the fact
that I didn't treat him
like an older brother.
But you're twins.
He's older...
by four minutes.
Four minutes, four years.
The point is,
I am the older brother,
and she never respected that!
Don't know that I agree,
but I admire your passion.
Dr. Director!
We found this on the floor.
( gasps ):
A fly-on-the-wall cam.
That is so Gemini.
Wade, is it still sending
any kind of signal?
Let me see it.
Anything?
I'm getting something.
It's faint.
Got it! The North Atlantic.
I want to know exactly
what the Ron factor is,
and I want to know now!
Amp down, ain't no secret.
The Ron factor is me.
It's all about the intangibles.
Hmm.
Then you must join me.
That will show my little sister.
( singsongy ):
I've been saving Alpha
for someone special.
And I feel special right now,
but I-I...
Join me or be obliterated.
That is your choice.
( gasps )
Pepe!
Watchdog!
( snarling )
I will return with something
that I think you'll find
quite persuasive.
( squeaking )
( growling )
( growling )
( Ron moaning )
According to Wade's coordinates,
WEE headquarters
should be right here.
Whoa!
Good coordinates!
( helicopter blades whirring )
Chimurrito combo.
Grande?
GEMINI:
Choose evil,
Ron Stoppable,
and you can have
all the Chimurritos you like.
Grande sized.
You'd put that in
writing, of course.
Plus, you won't be obliterated.
( both yelling )
( men yelling )
( Kim grunts )
It's Kim!
And my littler sister.
( men yelling, grunting )
( grunting )
( growling )
( beeps )
( electrical zapping )
( men grunting )
( beeps )
( grunts )
Let me give you a hand.
How many times have you used
that line?
And it's still fresh.
( grunting )
You get Ron.
I'll deal with him.
You just can't let me be,
can you, Sheldon?
"Sheldon"?
The name is Gemini!
And this has nothing to do
with you...
Betty.
( grunting )
"Betty"?
Oh, yeah, right.
Don't give me that.
Why do you want the Ron factor
so badly?
Because...
( stammers )
Because it's none
of your beeswax.
You want it because I have it.
You always wanted my stuff!
Oh, right!
You got better toys than I did.
Oh! Liar, liar.
What about Baby Curly Locks,
huh?
What about that?
You cut off all her hair.
Remember that?!
Well, baby sister, let's
see what Mom recalls.
You're the baby,
dragging Mom into this.
Fine. Fine!
We'll settle this
like grown-ups.
Oh, that's mature.
( grunts )
( both gasping )
( high-pitched whistling )
( grunts )
K.P.!
( alarm blaring )
The place is going to blow!
( beeping )
Pepe!
Come with me, Ron Stoppable.
You will be my Agent Alpha!
Together, we will crush
Global Justice.
Oops, sorry, Pepe. Pepe?
( Rufus laughs,
blows raspberries )
( grunts )
Where is my Pepe?
( whimpering )
RON:
Finger-cuff attack!
Let's see you get out
of that, big bruh.
( straining ):
You think you can stop...
Gemini?
( electrical zapping )
( screaming )
( teeth chattering )
Boo-yah!
( squeaky laughing )
( explosion )
( alarm sounding )
The Ron factor.
Amazing.
Correction, Dr. D.
The Kim factor.
With just a little
splash of Ron.
Oh, Ron, that's so sweet.
( screams )
Let's move!
KIM:
Right. Going.
( Pepe squeaking )
( engine accelerating )
Status report?
Project analysis is complete.
The Ron factor
is a non-factor.
Well, there's a whole bunch
of research dollars
down the drain.
Not exactly... the data revealed
a powerful untapped force.
We call it...
the Rufus factor!
( grunting )
Hi-ya!
( laughing )