Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 28 - Ron Millionaire - full transcript
Ron's rollin' in the bling-bling when his invention of the Naco gets him $99 million!
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BOY:
Here's your change.
Have a muy bueno day.
Right back at ya.
Okay, Rufus,
it all comes down to this:
chimerito or naco?
We must choose wisely.
Oh, come on!
Chimerito... delicity
and nutricity.
Mm-mm!
This century, please.
But one must also consider
the explosive effects
of the beanie chimerita.
Please, for my nose's sake.
Very good then, I'll have one
naco, mi amigo.
About time.
Would you like the grande size?
Grande! Grande!
Sorry, Rufus, no can do.
Not in this quarter's
fiscal budget.
What is in this quarter's
fiscal budget?
At this point.. A quarter.
Loser.
Hey, if I had a nickel
for every time I heard that...
I could have grande sized!
Stoppable, I've been meaning
to give you this.
It's from the boys in corporate.
KIM:
"Naco royalties check?"
Ah, the naco, my wondrous
and historic creation
for the Bueno Nacho Corp.
Part nacho, part taco,
all delicious.
Possible, come here, I need you.
Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment.
It will change the world.
Yes, yes, it shall.
That's the way you remember it?
Pretty much.
Can I order now, please?
Un momento, por favor.
Open the envelope, Ron.
Maybe the check's big enough
for you to grande size.
It-it's for ni, ni, ni, nine...
$99 million?!
$99 million?!
Ron Stoppable,
you are such a hotty.
Are you saying that
because I'm rich?
Uh-huh.
Cool.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
So many zeros.
( moans )
A nickel for every naco sold.
Never knew
there could be so many zeros.
Wow.
Hey, think of all the good
you can do with this.
And the commas,
look at all the commas.
Ron, don't unspool the drool.
Oh, sorry, KP.
It's just this
is a lot of green.
I know, and even though I should
be really happy for you, Ron,
I'm worried.
You know money can't buy
happiness, right?
Are you sure, KP?
I mean, have you seen
all these zeros?
Oh, okay, I get it.
You think this is going
to be one of those times
when I suddenly turn
into some out of control guy
and go way overboard
with the whole money thing.
Well, yeah.
Kim, I swear this money
will not change me.
♪ It's a celebration ♪
♪ Celebrate good times,
come on ♪
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
♪ Celebrate good times,
come on ♪
Oh, yeah.
♪ It's a celebration ♪
♪ There's a party going on
right here ♪
♪ A celebration to last
throughout the years... ♪
Yo, yo, The Ron's got mad grip!
Spend it all in one place, G.
♪ We're going to celebrate
and party with you ♪
♪ Come on, now ♪
♪ Celebration ♪
This is way worse than when
he got the foo-foo haircut.
Look at it this way.
Ron's lost it much faster
then usual,
so maybe he'll snap out of it
faster, too.
He's calling himself, "The Ron."
Or, maybe he's lost
to us forever.
♪ It's time to come together ♪
Yoo-hoo, hotness.
Hands off The Ron!
It's okay, dude.
She's in the circle.
Remember how
I've been mean
and abusive to you
since, like, junior high?
Well, you know
I was playing hard
to get, right?
Baby, The Ron knew.
The Ron knew.
Ron, what are you doing?
Handing out money
to everyone that
walks by?
Oh, sorry, Kim.
Here, get yourself
something nice.
The Ron will get on the nerves.
Money, lucre, bread,
dinero, scratch, do-re-mi.
It's the bane of my existence.
I'm sorry.
What's the problem Doctor D?
Operation Catastrophic Doom has
run into massive cost overruns.
I have no choice but to resort
to drastic measures.
Attention!
This year's evil family picnic
has been canceled.
No three-legged race? Oh!
Fine by me.
You and the pie-eating
contest? Not pretty.
Five-time champ, Shego.
In your face.
Actually, in your face,
I think you still have
a little blueberry schmutz
right there,
No, right there.
That's my skin, wiseacre.
Whoa, that's a lot of red.
Maybe Operation Catastrophic
Doom should be scaled back.
I mean, it is kind
of complicated.
Complicated?
It's simplicity itself.
First, we fire a super laser
at the moon.
The laser reflects off
a network of mirrors
precisely positioned
to warm the Earth's oceans.
Naturally, this will increase
the humidity,
foster the growth
of the mosquito populace.
Thus ends Phase "A."
Now, in Phase "B"...
Na-na-na!
If I can get
this plan on track,
will you shut up?
What do you need?
A very large diamond.
Done. I know exactly where
to steal one.
Jimmy Ding,
the Bling Bling King?
I can't believe
I just said those words
with a straight face.
Don't dis
the Bling Bling King.
He's the only jeweler who caters
to people of The Ron's echelon.
Right. The Ron needs
to let people know
that he is a man of wealth
and taste.
And this gold-plated stretch
limo doesn't send that message?
Whee!
So you are
The Ron.
Sir, it is an honor,
or should I say Ronor?
You should.
The Ron, today I have for you
a piece so alluring,
so enticing, so dynamic,
that only a man
of your wealth...
Can appreciate it?
Can afford it.
A 34-carat,
sapphire-studded toe ring.
Appreciate the quality
of those baguettes.
Yes, I dig the baguettes.
Which are what?
Ron, it's $45,000.
Before tax.
It's The Ron's money, Kim.
He can do whatever
he wants with it.
No, no, Kim's got a point.
Thank you.
Jimmy, I can't buy this.
I'm going
to need something
much more obscenely expensive.
Oh, yeah.
( sighs )
I see.
You know, I knew from the moment
that you stepped
into my establishment
that you were a man
who would not,
could not settle
for second best.
I used to settle for last place,
but money changes everything.
( forced cough )
You should
get that checked, Kim.
The Ron can't afford
to get sick.
The Ron, it is now clear
to Jimmy Ding
that you have destiny.
Not yet, but I think
I'm bidding on one.
Your destiny
is to wear this
200-carat, diamond pinkie ring.
That diamond... it's
as big as my fist.
It is my destiny.
My pinkie was born for this.
Boo-ya!
Mr. Ding Bling King,
how much does it cost?
If you have to ask,
you can't afford it.
I can't.
Well, then,
the asking price
is a paltry $12.8 million.
A bargain for a destiny.
Hit pause, Ron.
There are so many
other things you could buy.
Less tacky things.
Like, Denver.
You don't like it, Kim?
Okay, show of hands, people.
Who digs the rock?
Yeah, man.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
That's really cool.
Yeah, I dig it.
Oh, that's great.
Wow, Bonnie,
you didn't raise your hand?
You agree with me?
Let me get back to you.
Can I get a ruby belt buckle?
You can if I'm buying, baby.
Can't argue with destiny.
So, you ready to buy?
How can I not?
At $12.8 million,
it's a steal.
No, when you steal it,
it's a steal.
( evil laughter )
Gentlemen,
and beautiful lady friends,
please, Jimmy Ding
the Bling-Bling King
has more than enough ice
to keep the situation cool.
Sorry, Mr. Ding.
They're evil.
Oh, just because I do bad
things, that makes me evil?
Uh, yeah. You're a villain.
Oh, you teenagers think
you have it all figured out.
Sometimes there are
shades of gray.
Not in this case.
No, but I'm just saying that...
Shego.
I'm on it.
( screams )
Don't worry, KP,
I got your back.
What's with the posse?
Ron's rich.
Define "rich."
Just south of billionaire.
Really? Maybe I'm
on the wrong side.
Yeah... of my foot.
Come on, lift with your knees,
not your back.
Drakken!
Huh?
Mm, yes, this will do nicely.
Hey, that belongs on my pinky.
It's destiny.
Shego! Let's jet.
Fire it up.
Clumsy much?
Chill, chill,
The Ron is all right.
Yeah, what about the money?
A little beat up,
but still spendable.
You had me so scared
for a minute.
( sighs )
The final piece of the puzzle.
Operation Catastrophic Doom
is upon us.
All I need to do is
put the focusing diamond in
my... my laser...
( grunting ):
Stupid diamond.
Must be metric.
Try turning it.
I am turning it.
It doesn't fit.
My diamond
doesn't fit in my laser.
Do you understand?
So, build a new laser.
Oh, that's right, Shego,
'cause money just
grows on trees.
( door opens )
Shut that door! I'm not paying
to heat the outdoors!
Can't afford to
build a new laser?
Well...
I could...
if you'd lend me the cash.
Say a million or...
Forget it.
Oh, come on, Shego.
I'll let you rule Greenland.
Think about it.
That's a lot of land.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.
Greenland's the icy one.
You knew that?
I want... Iceland.
The green one?
( growls )
Fine. What are you going to do?
Go with my strengths.
WADE:
Kim, Drakken's on the move.
He's broken
into a top secret lab
in the Mojave Desert.
I'll grab Ron and we're gone.
The Ron said
he wanted baby lettuce.
Look at this.
This is adult lettuce.
Ugh.
Do the job right or
get someone who can.
Oh, man.
Sorry, The Ron.
Little people just
don't understand.
I understand, Ron.
The Ron. The Ron.
Ron, we've gotta...
Yo. You on the list?
There's a list?
Name?
Kim Possible.
Not on the list.
I'm his best friend.
Who is not on the list.
Ron and I have been
best friends since Pre K.
Then I'd think you
would be on the list.
Look, I don't care
about the list.
The list is the law.
You've only known Ron
for two days.
Yeah, uh... don't try
mind games on me.
Okay. Fine. I'll take
a different approach.
So I said, "Oh, yeah?"
And what did he say?
He said, "Yeah,"
real mean and tough-like.
ALL:
Ooh.
Then what did you say?
Nothing. And I bought the place
and fired his sorry self.
( all laughing )
Ron, we're going after Drakken.
Coolio! We're getting
my diamond back!
Yeah. And stopping
his latest evil scheme
will just be a bonus.
Wade, start calling in
some favors.
We need
an airlift to...
Whoa, whoa,
whoa.
Kim, that won't be necessary.
The Ron spread a little 'fetti
and catch a little
somethin'-somethin'.
Hmm.
You like?
It's wow-worthy.
Is there anything I can do
to make your flight
more comfortable, Miss Possible?
Just keep your eyes
on the clouds, please.
Nuts?
Yeah, nuts. Honey-roasted.
Of course, sir.
And you said money
can't buy happiness.
Silly me.
Sir, we are over the jump zone.
Suit up, Ron.
"The Ron," Kim. The Ron.
I like the jet.
Let's not push it.
( gasps )
Whoa. What's with the muscle?
Oh, that's a team
of covert ops
specialists I hired.
You know, lighten
our load a bit.
Call us The Ron Squad.
No, no, it's the Kim Squad.
They're a gift.
Ron, you can't buy people.
Have you been under
a rock this week?
Sure you can.
Whatever.
Let's just jump, okay?
( alarm blaring )
No...
No...
No.
Ooh.
Yes.
That says Operation
Catastrophic Doom.
Peachy. Let's
grab it and go.
Uh, uh, uh, Shego.
It must be compatible
with the focusing diamond.
Ah!
The perfect fit.
Yeah!
On my pinky!
Um... Kim Squad,
move out.
You heard the lady.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
( yells )
Whoa.
They look like pros.
Attack, you lazy slugs!
( growls )
Your sidekick
bought you a squad?
( titters ):
Yeah.
Man, I am on the wrong side.
Ooh, Johnson, nice block.
( shrieks )
Wilson, does anybody
body slam better than you?
Well, if so, let's
get 'em on the payroll.
What's this?
Michaels, was that
a butterfly twist?
That earns an extra ten,
my friend.
The fool has money?
A ridiculously large
amount of money?
Ooh, I'll finish Operation
Catastrophic Doom in style.
Grab the buffoon!
How can I be rich
and still be a buffoon?
Uh-uh?
Uh-oh.
Sorry, Kimmie,
gots to follow the money.
Defensive positions.
Oh, cute.
Hi. Would you accept
a generous bribe?
( grunting )
Mm, yes.
This is not what I meant.
Well done, Shego.
Farewell, Kim Possible!
A fool and his money
will soon be parted.
Come on, we can
still catch them.
So, you work
the extra hour, then?
Extra hour?
We're paid by the hour, ma'am.
And we're off
the clock... now.
( watches chiming )
How much for another hour?
If you have
to ask, you...
Can't afford it.
Right. Best of luck.
Watch that gal
with the glowing hands.
She's trouble.
Uh, thanks.
That's a big help.
Wade, I need you
to cross-reference
all online retailers.
Look for major spendage
and shipping addresses.
Okay. Why?
Because, if there's
anybody stupider
with money than Ron,
it's Drakken.
DRAKKEN:
Digital shoehorn.
$385.
Hmm.
Do I need one of these?
Oh, yeah.
Analog's for suckers.
Uh-huh.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Oh, why not? It's not like
I can't afford it.
Right, Stoppable?
I think I learned
a lesson here, Rufus.
Aw. Mm-hmm.
Never carry $99 million in cash.
And?
And... and, oh, right...
Don't try to buy your friends.
( grunting )
Uh-huh.
So, Stoppable,
what do you think
of my Laser of Doom?
Quite bling-bling,
wouldn't you say?
Not anymore.
Not since you used that term.
Oh, come now.
It was your fundage that made
my evil dream come true.
Oh, great. Scratch "fundage"
from my vocab, too.
And did you meet
my new pals?
I can't believe
you stole my money and my peeps.
Actually, once I had your bank,
they came on their own.
At least Bonnie didn't join you.
She stayed loyal to The Ron.
The brown-haired girl?
Had to let her go.
I prefer to surround myself
with genuine friends.
Take Shego, for instance.
Faithful, loyal.
Yo, Dr. D.
Come on. Come
on, come on.
Wait.
I'll make a withdrawal.
Hey! Hey, hey.
It's a start.
All right, let's get
this "Operation"
"Too Complicated
To Actually Work" over with.
KP!
You're busted, Drakken.
No, no. He's dirty rich.
But you will be
busted when I'm done.
( gasps )
Miss Possible,
we have had our differences,
to be sure,
but I'm in a giving mood today.
How much for you
to walk away, hmm?
Name your price.
Okay. First,
not interested,
and second, that money is Ron's.
Not that he was
any smarter with it.
Only a true friend would say
something that hurtful.
Thanks, KP.
Hey, this could be fun.
How about I use the laser cannon
to vaporize you clowns?
Bail?
Oh, yeah.
Let's get out of here.
Shego! What are you doing?
That laser cannon
is only to be used
for Operation Catastrophic Doom.
I am thinking outside the box.
Ooh, I'd send you
a postcard from Iceland,
but they don't deliver mail
where you're going.
( gasps )
Well, that's just great.
Now how am I going to start
Operation Catastrophic Doom?
You still got Stoppable's money?
Yes, but...
Yeah. We'll discuss
it in Reykjavik.
( gasps )
Sorry, Ron.
How much of your money
did he get away with?
All of it.
You walked around
with the entire
$99 mill in your pockets?
Bonnie thought it was fly.
Oh, Ron.
So what do you think
the chances are
that she fell in love
with the real me?
Well...
Move it, loser.
Good seeing you, too.
Actually, I thought
she'd be harsher.
Hey, it's cool, KP.
I may not be rich,
but if I may wax philosophic
for a moment,
wealth isn't just
about your bank balance.
If you count friends, then I'm
the richest man in Middleton.
Thanks, Ron.
Well, actually, now
that I think about it,
most people have more
friends than I do.
Yeah, I, actually, I only have
you and Rufus.
Only?
Hmm?
Er, uh... I mean, "only"
as in, with best
friends like you,
I don't need anyone else.
Nice save.
So, you got enough
money for a tacodilla?
Better than that, I have
enough to grande size.
Boo-ya!
Boo-ya!
DRAKKEN:
New evil lair, $34 million.
New laser cannon, $48 million.
Operation Catastrophic Doom...
A colossal waste of money.
Shh!
And now begins
the reign of Dr. Drakken!
Colossal waste of money.
Shego!
No Iceland for you.
---
BOY:
Here's your change.
Have a muy bueno day.
Right back at ya.
Okay, Rufus,
it all comes down to this:
chimerito or naco?
We must choose wisely.
Oh, come on!
Chimerito... delicity
and nutricity.
Mm-mm!
This century, please.
But one must also consider
the explosive effects
of the beanie chimerita.
Please, for my nose's sake.
Very good then, I'll have one
naco, mi amigo.
About time.
Would you like the grande size?
Grande! Grande!
Sorry, Rufus, no can do.
Not in this quarter's
fiscal budget.
What is in this quarter's
fiscal budget?
At this point.. A quarter.
Loser.
Hey, if I had a nickel
for every time I heard that...
I could have grande sized!
Stoppable, I've been meaning
to give you this.
It's from the boys in corporate.
KIM:
"Naco royalties check?"
Ah, the naco, my wondrous
and historic creation
for the Bueno Nacho Corp.
Part nacho, part taco,
all delicious.
Possible, come here, I need you.
Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment.
It will change the world.
Yes, yes, it shall.
That's the way you remember it?
Pretty much.
Can I order now, please?
Un momento, por favor.
Open the envelope, Ron.
Maybe the check's big enough
for you to grande size.
It-it's for ni, ni, ni, nine...
$99 million?!
$99 million?!
Ron Stoppable,
you are such a hotty.
Are you saying that
because I'm rich?
Uh-huh.
Cool.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
So many zeros.
( moans )
A nickel for every naco sold.
Never knew
there could be so many zeros.
Wow.
Hey, think of all the good
you can do with this.
And the commas,
look at all the commas.
Ron, don't unspool the drool.
Oh, sorry, KP.
It's just this
is a lot of green.
I know, and even though I should
be really happy for you, Ron,
I'm worried.
You know money can't buy
happiness, right?
Are you sure, KP?
I mean, have you seen
all these zeros?
Oh, okay, I get it.
You think this is going
to be one of those times
when I suddenly turn
into some out of control guy
and go way overboard
with the whole money thing.
Well, yeah.
Kim, I swear this money
will not change me.
♪ It's a celebration ♪
♪ Celebrate good times,
come on ♪
♪ Let's celebrate ♪
♪ Celebrate good times,
come on ♪
Oh, yeah.
♪ It's a celebration ♪
♪ There's a party going on
right here ♪
♪ A celebration to last
throughout the years... ♪
Yo, yo, The Ron's got mad grip!
Spend it all in one place, G.
♪ We're going to celebrate
and party with you ♪
♪ Come on, now ♪
♪ Celebration ♪
This is way worse than when
he got the foo-foo haircut.
Look at it this way.
Ron's lost it much faster
then usual,
so maybe he'll snap out of it
faster, too.
He's calling himself, "The Ron."
Or, maybe he's lost
to us forever.
♪ It's time to come together ♪
Yoo-hoo, hotness.
Hands off The Ron!
It's okay, dude.
She's in the circle.
Remember how
I've been mean
and abusive to you
since, like, junior high?
Well, you know
I was playing hard
to get, right?
Baby, The Ron knew.
The Ron knew.
Ron, what are you doing?
Handing out money
to everyone that
walks by?
Oh, sorry, Kim.
Here, get yourself
something nice.
The Ron will get on the nerves.
Money, lucre, bread,
dinero, scratch, do-re-mi.
It's the bane of my existence.
I'm sorry.
What's the problem Doctor D?
Operation Catastrophic Doom has
run into massive cost overruns.
I have no choice but to resort
to drastic measures.
Attention!
This year's evil family picnic
has been canceled.
No three-legged race? Oh!
Fine by me.
You and the pie-eating
contest? Not pretty.
Five-time champ, Shego.
In your face.
Actually, in your face,
I think you still have
a little blueberry schmutz
right there,
No, right there.
That's my skin, wiseacre.
Whoa, that's a lot of red.
Maybe Operation Catastrophic
Doom should be scaled back.
I mean, it is kind
of complicated.
Complicated?
It's simplicity itself.
First, we fire a super laser
at the moon.
The laser reflects off
a network of mirrors
precisely positioned
to warm the Earth's oceans.
Naturally, this will increase
the humidity,
foster the growth
of the mosquito populace.
Thus ends Phase "A."
Now, in Phase "B"...
Na-na-na!
If I can get
this plan on track,
will you shut up?
What do you need?
A very large diamond.
Done. I know exactly where
to steal one.
Jimmy Ding,
the Bling Bling King?
I can't believe
I just said those words
with a straight face.
Don't dis
the Bling Bling King.
He's the only jeweler who caters
to people of The Ron's echelon.
Right. The Ron needs
to let people know
that he is a man of wealth
and taste.
And this gold-plated stretch
limo doesn't send that message?
Whee!
So you are
The Ron.
Sir, it is an honor,
or should I say Ronor?
You should.
The Ron, today I have for you
a piece so alluring,
so enticing, so dynamic,
that only a man
of your wealth...
Can appreciate it?
Can afford it.
A 34-carat,
sapphire-studded toe ring.
Appreciate the quality
of those baguettes.
Yes, I dig the baguettes.
Which are what?
Ron, it's $45,000.
Before tax.
It's The Ron's money, Kim.
He can do whatever
he wants with it.
No, no, Kim's got a point.
Thank you.
Jimmy, I can't buy this.
I'm going
to need something
much more obscenely expensive.
Oh, yeah.
( sighs )
I see.
You know, I knew from the moment
that you stepped
into my establishment
that you were a man
who would not,
could not settle
for second best.
I used to settle for last place,
but money changes everything.
( forced cough )
You should
get that checked, Kim.
The Ron can't afford
to get sick.
The Ron, it is now clear
to Jimmy Ding
that you have destiny.
Not yet, but I think
I'm bidding on one.
Your destiny
is to wear this
200-carat, diamond pinkie ring.
That diamond... it's
as big as my fist.
It is my destiny.
My pinkie was born for this.
Boo-ya!
Mr. Ding Bling King,
how much does it cost?
If you have to ask,
you can't afford it.
I can't.
Well, then,
the asking price
is a paltry $12.8 million.
A bargain for a destiny.
Hit pause, Ron.
There are so many
other things you could buy.
Less tacky things.
Like, Denver.
You don't like it, Kim?
Okay, show of hands, people.
Who digs the rock?
Yeah, man.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
That's really cool.
Yeah, I dig it.
Oh, that's great.
Wow, Bonnie,
you didn't raise your hand?
You agree with me?
Let me get back to you.
Can I get a ruby belt buckle?
You can if I'm buying, baby.
Can't argue with destiny.
So, you ready to buy?
How can I not?
At $12.8 million,
it's a steal.
No, when you steal it,
it's a steal.
( evil laughter )
Gentlemen,
and beautiful lady friends,
please, Jimmy Ding
the Bling-Bling King
has more than enough ice
to keep the situation cool.
Sorry, Mr. Ding.
They're evil.
Oh, just because I do bad
things, that makes me evil?
Uh, yeah. You're a villain.
Oh, you teenagers think
you have it all figured out.
Sometimes there are
shades of gray.
Not in this case.
No, but I'm just saying that...
Shego.
I'm on it.
( screams )
Don't worry, KP,
I got your back.
What's with the posse?
Ron's rich.
Define "rich."
Just south of billionaire.
Really? Maybe I'm
on the wrong side.
Yeah... of my foot.
Come on, lift with your knees,
not your back.
Drakken!
Huh?
Mm, yes, this will do nicely.
Hey, that belongs on my pinky.
It's destiny.
Shego! Let's jet.
Fire it up.
Clumsy much?
Chill, chill,
The Ron is all right.
Yeah, what about the money?
A little beat up,
but still spendable.
You had me so scared
for a minute.
( sighs )
The final piece of the puzzle.
Operation Catastrophic Doom
is upon us.
All I need to do is
put the focusing diamond in
my... my laser...
( grunting ):
Stupid diamond.
Must be metric.
Try turning it.
I am turning it.
It doesn't fit.
My diamond
doesn't fit in my laser.
Do you understand?
So, build a new laser.
Oh, that's right, Shego,
'cause money just
grows on trees.
( door opens )
Shut that door! I'm not paying
to heat the outdoors!
Can't afford to
build a new laser?
Well...
I could...
if you'd lend me the cash.
Say a million or...
Forget it.
Oh, come on, Shego.
I'll let you rule Greenland.
Think about it.
That's a lot of land.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.
Greenland's the icy one.
You knew that?
I want... Iceland.
The green one?
( growls )
Fine. What are you going to do?
Go with my strengths.
WADE:
Kim, Drakken's on the move.
He's broken
into a top secret lab
in the Mojave Desert.
I'll grab Ron and we're gone.
The Ron said
he wanted baby lettuce.
Look at this.
This is adult lettuce.
Ugh.
Do the job right or
get someone who can.
Oh, man.
Sorry, The Ron.
Little people just
don't understand.
I understand, Ron.
The Ron. The Ron.
Ron, we've gotta...
Yo. You on the list?
There's a list?
Name?
Kim Possible.
Not on the list.
I'm his best friend.
Who is not on the list.
Ron and I have been
best friends since Pre K.
Then I'd think you
would be on the list.
Look, I don't care
about the list.
The list is the law.
You've only known Ron
for two days.
Yeah, uh... don't try
mind games on me.
Okay. Fine. I'll take
a different approach.
So I said, "Oh, yeah?"
And what did he say?
He said, "Yeah,"
real mean and tough-like.
ALL:
Ooh.
Then what did you say?
Nothing. And I bought the place
and fired his sorry self.
( all laughing )
Ron, we're going after Drakken.
Coolio! We're getting
my diamond back!
Yeah. And stopping
his latest evil scheme
will just be a bonus.
Wade, start calling in
some favors.
We need
an airlift to...
Whoa, whoa,
whoa.
Kim, that won't be necessary.
The Ron spread a little 'fetti
and catch a little
somethin'-somethin'.
Hmm.
You like?
It's wow-worthy.
Is there anything I can do
to make your flight
more comfortable, Miss Possible?
Just keep your eyes
on the clouds, please.
Nuts?
Yeah, nuts. Honey-roasted.
Of course, sir.
And you said money
can't buy happiness.
Silly me.
Sir, we are over the jump zone.
Suit up, Ron.
"The Ron," Kim. The Ron.
I like the jet.
Let's not push it.
( gasps )
Whoa. What's with the muscle?
Oh, that's a team
of covert ops
specialists I hired.
You know, lighten
our load a bit.
Call us The Ron Squad.
No, no, it's the Kim Squad.
They're a gift.
Ron, you can't buy people.
Have you been under
a rock this week?
Sure you can.
Whatever.
Let's just jump, okay?
( alarm blaring )
No...
No...
No.
Ooh.
Yes.
That says Operation
Catastrophic Doom.
Peachy. Let's
grab it and go.
Uh, uh, uh, Shego.
It must be compatible
with the focusing diamond.
Ah!
The perfect fit.
Yeah!
On my pinky!
Um... Kim Squad,
move out.
You heard the lady.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
( yells )
Whoa.
They look like pros.
Attack, you lazy slugs!
( growls )
Your sidekick
bought you a squad?
( titters ):
Yeah.
Man, I am on the wrong side.
Ooh, Johnson, nice block.
( shrieks )
Wilson, does anybody
body slam better than you?
Well, if so, let's
get 'em on the payroll.
What's this?
Michaels, was that
a butterfly twist?
That earns an extra ten,
my friend.
The fool has money?
A ridiculously large
amount of money?
Ooh, I'll finish Operation
Catastrophic Doom in style.
Grab the buffoon!
How can I be rich
and still be a buffoon?
Uh-uh?
Uh-oh.
Sorry, Kimmie,
gots to follow the money.
Defensive positions.
Oh, cute.
Hi. Would you accept
a generous bribe?
( grunting )
Mm, yes.
This is not what I meant.
Well done, Shego.
Farewell, Kim Possible!
A fool and his money
will soon be parted.
Come on, we can
still catch them.
So, you work
the extra hour, then?
Extra hour?
We're paid by the hour, ma'am.
And we're off
the clock... now.
( watches chiming )
How much for another hour?
If you have
to ask, you...
Can't afford it.
Right. Best of luck.
Watch that gal
with the glowing hands.
She's trouble.
Uh, thanks.
That's a big help.
Wade, I need you
to cross-reference
all online retailers.
Look for major spendage
and shipping addresses.
Okay. Why?
Because, if there's
anybody stupider
with money than Ron,
it's Drakken.
DRAKKEN:
Digital shoehorn.
$385.
Hmm.
Do I need one of these?
Oh, yeah.
Analog's for suckers.
Uh-huh.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Oh, why not? It's not like
I can't afford it.
Right, Stoppable?
I think I learned
a lesson here, Rufus.
Aw. Mm-hmm.
Never carry $99 million in cash.
And?
And... and, oh, right...
Don't try to buy your friends.
( grunting )
Uh-huh.
So, Stoppable,
what do you think
of my Laser of Doom?
Quite bling-bling,
wouldn't you say?
Not anymore.
Not since you used that term.
Oh, come now.
It was your fundage that made
my evil dream come true.
Oh, great. Scratch "fundage"
from my vocab, too.
And did you meet
my new pals?
I can't believe
you stole my money and my peeps.
Actually, once I had your bank,
they came on their own.
At least Bonnie didn't join you.
She stayed loyal to The Ron.
The brown-haired girl?
Had to let her go.
I prefer to surround myself
with genuine friends.
Take Shego, for instance.
Faithful, loyal.
Yo, Dr. D.
Come on. Come
on, come on.
Wait.
I'll make a withdrawal.
Hey! Hey, hey.
It's a start.
All right, let's get
this "Operation"
"Too Complicated
To Actually Work" over with.
KP!
You're busted, Drakken.
No, no. He's dirty rich.
But you will be
busted when I'm done.
( gasps )
Miss Possible,
we have had our differences,
to be sure,
but I'm in a giving mood today.
How much for you
to walk away, hmm?
Name your price.
Okay. First,
not interested,
and second, that money is Ron's.
Not that he was
any smarter with it.
Only a true friend would say
something that hurtful.
Thanks, KP.
Hey, this could be fun.
How about I use the laser cannon
to vaporize you clowns?
Bail?
Oh, yeah.
Let's get out of here.
Shego! What are you doing?
That laser cannon
is only to be used
for Operation Catastrophic Doom.
I am thinking outside the box.
Ooh, I'd send you
a postcard from Iceland,
but they don't deliver mail
where you're going.
( gasps )
Well, that's just great.
Now how am I going to start
Operation Catastrophic Doom?
You still got Stoppable's money?
Yes, but...
Yeah. We'll discuss
it in Reykjavik.
( gasps )
Sorry, Ron.
How much of your money
did he get away with?
All of it.
You walked around
with the entire
$99 mill in your pockets?
Bonnie thought it was fly.
Oh, Ron.
So what do you think
the chances are
that she fell in love
with the real me?
Well...
Move it, loser.
Good seeing you, too.
Actually, I thought
she'd be harsher.
Hey, it's cool, KP.
I may not be rich,
but if I may wax philosophic
for a moment,
wealth isn't just
about your bank balance.
If you count friends, then I'm
the richest man in Middleton.
Thanks, Ron.
Well, actually, now
that I think about it,
most people have more
friends than I do.
Yeah, I, actually, I only have
you and Rufus.
Only?
Hmm?
Er, uh... I mean, "only"
as in, with best
friends like you,
I don't need anyone else.
Nice save.
So, you got enough
money for a tacodilla?
Better than that, I have
enough to grande size.
Boo-ya!
Boo-ya!
DRAKKEN:
New evil lair, $34 million.
New laser cannon, $48 million.
Operation Catastrophic Doom...
A colossal waste of money.
Shh!
And now begins
the reign of Dr. Drakken!
Colossal waste of money.
Shego!
No Iceland for you.