Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 23 - Oh Boyz - full transcript
Kim is determined to rescue a stuck-up, washed-up boyband (...and Ron) from the Seniors.
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( bell rings )
JIM:
Steel Toe is taking you down.
( crowd cheering )
Uh-oh, Pain King is
going to cannonball!
Steel Toe Propeller!
BOTH:
Ooh.
It's coming!
There's no way to stop it!
Alien attack?
Worse.
Mondo-morphing melt monsters?
Worse.
But that does sound pretty cool.
Ron, do you know
GWA is on?
Not for long. They're coming!
BOTH:
What's coming?
Crazed boy band fans!
( screaming )
The remote!
He who controls the remote
controls the future.
BOTH:
We're going in.
No way, Tweebs!
ANNOUNCER:
The hottest band on the planet:
Robby, Ryan, Dexter
and Nicky Nick... the Oh Boyz!
( screeching )
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Correction...
She who controls the remote
controls the future.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
I think you will be
most pleased, my son.
This will be your best
birthday present ever.
Oh, father, I'm so...
Confused.
What is all this?
Go on. Try one.
If you insist.
FATHER:
Ah, the devastation ray.
Wonderful choice.
That's cute, father,
but I think I'm too big to play
with toys now, don't you?
These are not
mere playthings, Junior.
Father, is that
my Honolulu Kyle?
Observe.
The sub-harmonic cannon.
Kyle!
I thought you just said
you were too old for toys.
Kyle isn't a toy.
He's an action figure.
What action?
He dances the bumpa hula.
( sighs )
Junior, these models
are so you can decide
which doomsday device
you want for your birthday.
But father, I don't want
a doomsday anything
for my birthday.
I only want for my dream
to come true.
Your dream?
To take over the world
in some terribly evil way?
No, father.
That is your dream.
My dream is to become an
international pop sensation.
Very well. As a powerful
billionaire,
this should be easy
to accomplish.
But why do something
the easy way
when you can do it the evil way?
( evil laughter )
( cheering )
When are they going to do
"Hello, Hello, Hello"?
The waiting is killing me.
Oh, I think Robby
is the cutest creature
on Earth.
I love Dex.
You know, for his brains.
Uh-huh, that's not his brains
he's shaking there, girl.
I heard screaming.
What's going on?
Ooh! A concert!
Now this brings back
fun memories.
Back in my day, it was...
Mom. Please.
Well, it doesn't matter
who it was.
It was just like this.
There was never anyone
like the Oh Boyz!
( screaming )
Okay, note to self.
The Oh Boyz are hot.
For now and forever.
( sighs )
You'll never guess
what I got today.
Tell me.
Guess.
No. Tell me.
No, you have to guess.
Hmm.
Tickets to the Oh Boyz show!
Um, uh, Mom...
What? What's wrong?
Well, never mind.
What, tell me?
Uh, guess.
Kimberly Ann.
Okay.
The Oh Boyz are over.
Stick a fork in them.
Done.
Really? But I thought
they were the hottest band
in the land.
Last week.
Nobody would be caught
listening to them anymore.
The Oh Boyz rock my world.
( groans )
( gasps )
Oh Boyz ticks!
KP!
( music blares
through headphones )
This is awesome!
( music continues )
Do we have the right night?
You know, I expected
more people.
I expected some people.
Benny, we have more
caterers than fans.
Roland, do you know how much
money the record company
is losing on this tour?
No, but as the accountant,
I'm sure you'll tell me.
My advice is to cancel
and cut your losses.
The boys have lawyers.
No cancellation clause.
Ooh, right.
The contract.
Look at this.
"Artists shall have
four mugs of hot cocoa
"flown fresh from Belgium
exactly one hour
before every performance."
I hate my life.
I am furiously psyched.
It doesn't bother you
that you're into a band
that is so over?
They're not over for me.
They rock.
I used to think so too,
but I mean, come on, Ron.
Look around.
Nobody is into them anymore.
Kim, who cares about
everybody else?
Ron Stoppable does not follow
trends, he sets trends.
Ooh. Maybe I can get
them to autograph Rufus.
( angry squeal )
Be back in a few, KP.
Oh, I'll be right here.
Hoping no one sees me.
Just wait, Rufus.
I'm going to show the Oh Boyz
how I've learned all
their dance steps.
They probably love it
when fans dance for them.
Yeah!
Hey!
Wow, you've been practicing.
Whoa!
( glass breaking )
They forgot the pickles.
Okay, Dexter.
I'll deal with it.
Wowie-wow. It's really him.
It's Dexter.
Incoming.
Roland, this is
all your fault, yo!
There were pickles
all over my plate.
Ryan, maybe you had
Dexter's plate.
Have you considered that?
I did not have Dexter's plate.
You think I don't know
my own plate?
Roland.
Do you want us to tell
the record company
that you're not
taking care of us?
Look what you've done.
What?
What?
This. Look.
It says my zodiac sign
is Pisces.
Well, you were born on March 16.
Pisces, it's fish.
So?
I hate fish.
( sighs )
I'll see what I can do.
You're Nicky Nick.
Right?
Who are you?
Ron.
I'm a bon-diggity dancer.
Fan boy, keep studying.
Wait, you've got to see this.
ANNOUNCER:
Give it up for your Oh Boyz!
Robby, Ryan, Dexter,
Nicky Nick and...
who's that guy?
I told you to get lost.
Oh!
ALL:
Roland!
Man, you guys know how to rock!
What do you do for a finale?
( sirens blaring )
And you are?
Roland Pond, Defteen Records.
Can you tell me what happened?
It all happened
so fast.
KIM:
I can help,
Officer Hobble.
The criminals had a
state-of-the-art operation.
Kim Possible.
You've got nothing
to worry about, sir.
Really?
With Kim Possible on the case,
your Oh Boyz will
be back in no time.
That's right.
I'd help no matter what,
but they got
my best friend, too.
This is way personal.
It is hopeless.
My dream will never come true.
Junior, your dream will
soon be a reality.
Oh, look!
Dexter, the smart one.
Ryan, the youngest one.
Robby the cute one.
Nicky Nick the funny one.
And...
Uh-oh.
I don't know this one,
and yet he rings a bell in me.
What?
He's not one of...
The new Oh Boy.
The other one.
Yes, I remember him now.
He's obviously
carrying the others.
It looks like we have no choice
but to cancel tomorrow's
opening gig.
What's the dollar damage, Benny?
Well, not so damaging.
Really?
Yeah. We were losing money
on shows when nobody showed up.
The Oh Boyz showed up.
Exactly... and we had to
pay them, their bodyguards,
their hair stylists,
their aura cleansers.
Oh, boy.
Right.
So we don't lose
any money anymore...
This is a good thing.
What's a good thing?
That we have you to help us.
Have there been any demands?
Not since
the Oh Boyz were taken.
I meant from whoever
captured them.
No, nothing yet, but I'll
keep you on speed dial.
But I never gave you my digits.
Okay. Must've been some
other teen who means well.
What was the number again?
If the record company wishes
to have their precious
Oh Boyz back,
they will bow to my demand.
What is your demand, father?
That they make you an
international pop sensation.
( excited squeal )
Call them now!
Please, please, please!
As you wish, my boy.
We're in trouble.
Nobody is going to give
Junior a record deal.
We have nothing to worry about.
Roland will give these jokers
anything to get us back.
A day without the Oh Boyz
is like a day
where I don't lose money.
No more whining pop rats.
Life is sweet.
( phone ringing )
FATHER:
Please listen closely
if you want to see
the Oh Boyz again.
Look, sorry, I got to hop off.
Call my office,
we'll set a thing. Bye now.
Was I not clear in my demands?
What I don't get is why would
anybody take them?
Everyone knows that
they're over except Ron.
That's the weird part, Kim.
They were over.
Say what?
The Oh Boyz are
all over the news.
They haven't gotten this much
attention
since Nicky Nick broke up
with Britina.
Let me stream you a video.
TV HOST:
"The Oh Boyz...
When the Pop Stopped."
The Oh Boyz... not so long ago,
they were the hottest band
in the world,
with such number one hits
as "Hello, Hello, Hello."
♪ I'm going through a tunnel
stuck in a canyon ♪
♪ In an elevator...
Do you even listen? ♪
♪ No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
♪ Can you hear me now? ♪
♪ Or am I losing you ♪
♪ Hello ♪
♪ Got to reconnect somehow ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't hear you ♪
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
♪ Hello. ♪
And, of course,
"I Want It My Way."
♪ When you go get on the road ♪
♪ The answer is no, no, no ♪
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
♪ And when you say
hit the highway ♪
♪ You know that I gotta stay ♪
♪ It's not that
I love you, baby ♪
♪ I just want it my way ♪
♪ 'Cause I want it my way,
I like it my way ♪
♪ It's my way or the highway ♪
♪ Yes, I want it my way,
I like it my way ♪
♪ It's my way
or the highway ♪
♪ If that makes me selfish
as you have accused ♪
♪ Let me just say this:
I don't like to lose ♪
♪ 'Cause I want it my way,
I like it my way... ♪
But lately the hits
have turned to misses.
Their concerts opened
to empty arenas.
The fans had moved on.
It seems like only yesterday
they were yesterday's news.
I mean, they were yesterday's
news the day before yesterday.
No. Wait. Yeah, that's it.
When did they mysteriously
vanish?
So they were yesterday's news
until yesterday.
Okay, you know what?
Forget it.
( clears throat )
Since the Oh Boyz concert
disappearance,
something amazing has happened.
I won't be needing you.
Whoever told them
they could carry a tune?
Oh, yeah. Me.
What?
The Oh Boyz are hotter
than ever now.
Their CDs are selling out
worldwide.
Selling out?
My two favorite words.
This is a double deuce.
All of the money
with none of the Oh Boyz.
( phone rings )
Yo.
Mr. Oh Boyz Record Company man?
I think you misunderstood
my father.
If you and your peeps
do not cooperate,
the Oh Boyz will continue
to be missing.
Stay missing?
Give me a minute
to compose my thoughts.
Let me get back to you.
How can he get back to me?
I did not give him my number.
We're on our own.
Yo, we don't even know how
to be on our own.
Who will get us our cocoa?
Don't worry, guys.
You've got me on
your side.
We're doomed.
Okay, fine. You've got him.
Life without the Oh Boyz...
is heartbreaking.
You seem real upset.
Miss Possible,
the Oh Boyz are like sons to me.
But what can I do?
( phone rings )
Sorry, got to take this.
Yo. Go baby.
JUNIOR:
We are not your baby!
FATHER:
Junior, give me the phone.
Must be a wrong number.
Don't think so.
And I hate to tell you,
but I definitely know
those voices.
You do?
A bad idea.
We'll give you another chance.
Junior, please let me talk.
Father, I'm speaking.
I have...
It's my turn.
Son...
Father!
Oh, yeah. I've got
everything I need.
You mean?
That's right.
I know where
to find Ron and the Oh Boyz.
I can't believe our fates
are in the hands of a rat
and that contraption.
That's a naked mole rat to you,
and that contraption
is going to get out of here.
Right, so you know what it is?
Of course.
No idea.
Wait. Clever.
It fires the disc player's laser
in a tightly focused mini beam
to deactivate the lock.
Dexter, the smart one.
It's not just hype.
That is what it does, right?
Duh.
We're back with Man Overboard.
Well, gentlemen,
the viewers have voted.
How do you feel, Brad?
Hope it isn't me, I guess.
Oh, too bad.
Brad, you've been voted off
the boat
and you are going overboard.
It's up to you, Christy.
You want to throw him
a lifeline?
This has to be
the most heinous show ever.
You should have
seen the last one
I worked on...
Truth or Volcano.
Anyway, thanks for the lift,
Judd.
Are you kidding, Kim?
It's the least I could do
after you rescued me
from that rhino stampede.
Oh, that was no big.
What was that show called again?
Teasing Wild Animals.
Come on, Christy! Throw it!
Yes. Every international pop
sensation needs
a sensational autograph.
Hmm.
What?
Ah! My favorite reality show.
It can't be.
Father! Father!
Kim Possible is coming to foil
my birthday present!
Ah, excellent.
I relish the challenge.
So far so good.
( gasps )
Welcome, Kim Possible.
It's so nice you could drop by.
( yells )
Whoa!
( sighs )
Miss Possible,
I have gone to a great deal
of trouble to mutate an octopus.
You've got
the most whacked hobbies.
I have been dreaming of watching
you do battle with him.
Well, keep dreaming.
I would appreciate it very much
if you would continue
your fall now.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Ah, I am loathe
to force the issue, but...
( yells )
( sighs )
Boo ya!
Let's hit it, guys!
I'm first.
I'm the leader.
I'm older!
I'm cuter!
I'm smarter!
I thought of it first.
Hey, this is no way for
troubadours of love to behave.
Hmm.
Self-activating,
motion-sensitive laser cannons.
Those bad boys are no joke.
In that case, you first.
Me? You're the one
that can't sing.
You've always been the weakling.
Your dancing totally tanks.
( both groan )
Wade, got a serious 911
on my hands.
Talk to me.
The recipe
for my current disaster:
Start with a nasty deep pit.
Add me.
Stir in one killer octopus.
Are we talking
regular octopus or mutant?
( growls )
Definitely mutant.
( yells )
What a beautiful sight.
Junior,
you do not want to miss this.
Not now, father.
I'm working on my R's.
Hmm. Hmm.
Chill, guys.
I know how to handle this.
You do?
Yep. We close our eyes
and run... all together.
I figure only half
of us will get fried.
Which half?
My guess is the left.
Anyone have a better idea?
As a matter of fact...
On my count, "Quit Playing Games
With My Head."
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said ♪
♪ I don't want
to be a complex boy ♪
♪ I can't tell if you're serious
when you are so delirious ♪
♪ Are you done
playing me, baby? ♪
♪ Is that a yes, no or maybe? ♪
♪ Quit playing games
with my head ♪
♪ I'm a sport,
but I'm not a toy ♪
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said... ♪
Kim! Can you hear me?
Listen...
When octopi are mutated,
certain traits get amplified.
Including responsive
nerve endings.
Wade, short version please.
He's ticklish.
Ticklish?
You've got to be kidding.
Under the armpits.
All eight of them?
( laughing )
♪ I don't want
to be a complex boy ♪
♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. ♪
Check us out.
You guys are just
like regular guy-guys now.
You're right.
We actually just
did something
for ourselves.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Feels weird.
But in a good way, I guess.
Now, we thwart the bad guy.
Wait until you see
how good that feels.
( hums "Charge" )
Charge!
( laughing )
Cootchie-coo.
How can this be?
Kim Possible has tickled my
mutant octopus into submission.
It's worse than that, Father.
My ticket to stardom is gone!
Who's that?
Kim Possible. Teen hero.
Cheerleader.
Hi.
Wow. You are
the cutest one.
Did Roland send you?
Oh, yeah.
He was very worried about you.
Why'd he hang up
on the ransom calls?
KIM:
Um, about that...
Enough. You are all testing
my patience.
Now you will test my latest toy.
I thought you said
it wasn't a toy, Father.
It's an expression.
That is a good look on you.
You can be my opening act.
That was just
the low setting.
Now let's see
who's hot on the charts.
Father!
Junior, are you all right?
Do I look tanner now?
Because the pain
may be worth it.
Come, Junior.
We will fight another day.
But, Father, how will I become
a super pop star now?
GIRL:
Are Robby's eyes really
the color of the sea?
Is Ryan's favorite food pizza?
Did you get Dexter's
E-mail address?
Does Nicky Nick
have a new girlfriend yet?
One at a time, ladies.
One at a time.
All questions will be answered.
All mysteries solved.
When, Ron?
As soon as I get a refill.
I'll get it.
No, me.
He asked me.
Enjoying yourself?
Like I said, Kim,
I don't follow trends,
I start them.
Besides, who knows how long
the Oh Boyz will be hot
this time?
I'm working it.
Yeah, I see that.
I hope they at least did
something
about that record company
weasel.
Whoa!
Hey, boys.
You're back.
You don't know how I missed you.
No, I think we do, Roland.
That's why...
...we've asked
the boys upstairs...
...to fire you.
You're joking.
Who could possibly take
my place?
( laughs )
♪ Quit playing games
with my head ♪
♪ I'm a sport,
but I'm not a toy ♪
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said ♪
♪ I don't want to be
a complex boy ♪
♪ I can't tell
if you're serious ♪
♪ When you are so delirious ♪
♪ Are you just
playing me, baby ♪
♪ Is that a yes, no
or maybe? ♪
♪ Quit playing games
with my head ♪
♪ I'm a sport,
but I'm not a toy ♪
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said ♪
♪ I don't want to be a complex
boy, boy, boy, boy, boy ♪
♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy. ♪
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( bell rings )
JIM:
Steel Toe is taking you down.
( crowd cheering )
Uh-oh, Pain King is
going to cannonball!
Steel Toe Propeller!
BOTH:
Ooh.
It's coming!
There's no way to stop it!
Alien attack?
Worse.
Mondo-morphing melt monsters?
Worse.
But that does sound pretty cool.
Ron, do you know
GWA is on?
Not for long. They're coming!
BOTH:
What's coming?
Crazed boy band fans!
( screaming )
The remote!
He who controls the remote
controls the future.
BOTH:
We're going in.
No way, Tweebs!
ANNOUNCER:
The hottest band on the planet:
Robby, Ryan, Dexter
and Nicky Nick... the Oh Boyz!
( screeching )
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Correction...
She who controls the remote
controls the future.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
I think you will be
most pleased, my son.
This will be your best
birthday present ever.
Oh, father, I'm so...
Confused.
What is all this?
Go on. Try one.
If you insist.
FATHER:
Ah, the devastation ray.
Wonderful choice.
That's cute, father,
but I think I'm too big to play
with toys now, don't you?
These are not
mere playthings, Junior.
Father, is that
my Honolulu Kyle?
Observe.
The sub-harmonic cannon.
Kyle!
I thought you just said
you were too old for toys.
Kyle isn't a toy.
He's an action figure.
What action?
He dances the bumpa hula.
( sighs )
Junior, these models
are so you can decide
which doomsday device
you want for your birthday.
But father, I don't want
a doomsday anything
for my birthday.
I only want for my dream
to come true.
Your dream?
To take over the world
in some terribly evil way?
No, father.
That is your dream.
My dream is to become an
international pop sensation.
Very well. As a powerful
billionaire,
this should be easy
to accomplish.
But why do something
the easy way
when you can do it the evil way?
( evil laughter )
( cheering )
When are they going to do
"Hello, Hello, Hello"?
The waiting is killing me.
Oh, I think Robby
is the cutest creature
on Earth.
I love Dex.
You know, for his brains.
Uh-huh, that's not his brains
he's shaking there, girl.
I heard screaming.
What's going on?
Ooh! A concert!
Now this brings back
fun memories.
Back in my day, it was...
Mom. Please.
Well, it doesn't matter
who it was.
It was just like this.
There was never anyone
like the Oh Boyz!
( screaming )
Okay, note to self.
The Oh Boyz are hot.
For now and forever.
( sighs )
You'll never guess
what I got today.
Tell me.
Guess.
No. Tell me.
No, you have to guess.
Hmm.
Tickets to the Oh Boyz show!
Um, uh, Mom...
What? What's wrong?
Well, never mind.
What, tell me?
Uh, guess.
Kimberly Ann.
Okay.
The Oh Boyz are over.
Stick a fork in them.
Done.
Really? But I thought
they were the hottest band
in the land.
Last week.
Nobody would be caught
listening to them anymore.
The Oh Boyz rock my world.
( groans )
( gasps )
Oh Boyz ticks!
KP!
( music blares
through headphones )
This is awesome!
( music continues )
Do we have the right night?
You know, I expected
more people.
I expected some people.
Benny, we have more
caterers than fans.
Roland, do you know how much
money the record company
is losing on this tour?
No, but as the accountant,
I'm sure you'll tell me.
My advice is to cancel
and cut your losses.
The boys have lawyers.
No cancellation clause.
Ooh, right.
The contract.
Look at this.
"Artists shall have
four mugs of hot cocoa
"flown fresh from Belgium
exactly one hour
before every performance."
I hate my life.
I am furiously psyched.
It doesn't bother you
that you're into a band
that is so over?
They're not over for me.
They rock.
I used to think so too,
but I mean, come on, Ron.
Look around.
Nobody is into them anymore.
Kim, who cares about
everybody else?
Ron Stoppable does not follow
trends, he sets trends.
Ooh. Maybe I can get
them to autograph Rufus.
( angry squeal )
Be back in a few, KP.
Oh, I'll be right here.
Hoping no one sees me.
Just wait, Rufus.
I'm going to show the Oh Boyz
how I've learned all
their dance steps.
They probably love it
when fans dance for them.
Yeah!
Hey!
Wow, you've been practicing.
Whoa!
( glass breaking )
They forgot the pickles.
Okay, Dexter.
I'll deal with it.
Wowie-wow. It's really him.
It's Dexter.
Incoming.
Roland, this is
all your fault, yo!
There were pickles
all over my plate.
Ryan, maybe you had
Dexter's plate.
Have you considered that?
I did not have Dexter's plate.
You think I don't know
my own plate?
Roland.
Do you want us to tell
the record company
that you're not
taking care of us?
Look what you've done.
What?
What?
This. Look.
It says my zodiac sign
is Pisces.
Well, you were born on March 16.
Pisces, it's fish.
So?
I hate fish.
( sighs )
I'll see what I can do.
You're Nicky Nick.
Right?
Who are you?
Ron.
I'm a bon-diggity dancer.
Fan boy, keep studying.
Wait, you've got to see this.
ANNOUNCER:
Give it up for your Oh Boyz!
Robby, Ryan, Dexter,
Nicky Nick and...
who's that guy?
I told you to get lost.
Oh!
ALL:
Roland!
Man, you guys know how to rock!
What do you do for a finale?
( sirens blaring )
And you are?
Roland Pond, Defteen Records.
Can you tell me what happened?
It all happened
so fast.
KIM:
I can help,
Officer Hobble.
The criminals had a
state-of-the-art operation.
Kim Possible.
You've got nothing
to worry about, sir.
Really?
With Kim Possible on the case,
your Oh Boyz will
be back in no time.
That's right.
I'd help no matter what,
but they got
my best friend, too.
This is way personal.
It is hopeless.
My dream will never come true.
Junior, your dream will
soon be a reality.
Oh, look!
Dexter, the smart one.
Ryan, the youngest one.
Robby the cute one.
Nicky Nick the funny one.
And...
Uh-oh.
I don't know this one,
and yet he rings a bell in me.
What?
He's not one of...
The new Oh Boy.
The other one.
Yes, I remember him now.
He's obviously
carrying the others.
It looks like we have no choice
but to cancel tomorrow's
opening gig.
What's the dollar damage, Benny?
Well, not so damaging.
Really?
Yeah. We were losing money
on shows when nobody showed up.
The Oh Boyz showed up.
Exactly... and we had to
pay them, their bodyguards,
their hair stylists,
their aura cleansers.
Oh, boy.
Right.
So we don't lose
any money anymore...
This is a good thing.
What's a good thing?
That we have you to help us.
Have there been any demands?
Not since
the Oh Boyz were taken.
I meant from whoever
captured them.
No, nothing yet, but I'll
keep you on speed dial.
But I never gave you my digits.
Okay. Must've been some
other teen who means well.
What was the number again?
If the record company wishes
to have their precious
Oh Boyz back,
they will bow to my demand.
What is your demand, father?
That they make you an
international pop sensation.
( excited squeal )
Call them now!
Please, please, please!
As you wish, my boy.
We're in trouble.
Nobody is going to give
Junior a record deal.
We have nothing to worry about.
Roland will give these jokers
anything to get us back.
A day without the Oh Boyz
is like a day
where I don't lose money.
No more whining pop rats.
Life is sweet.
( phone ringing )
FATHER:
Please listen closely
if you want to see
the Oh Boyz again.
Look, sorry, I got to hop off.
Call my office,
we'll set a thing. Bye now.
Was I not clear in my demands?
What I don't get is why would
anybody take them?
Everyone knows that
they're over except Ron.
That's the weird part, Kim.
They were over.
Say what?
The Oh Boyz are
all over the news.
They haven't gotten this much
attention
since Nicky Nick broke up
with Britina.
Let me stream you a video.
TV HOST:
"The Oh Boyz...
When the Pop Stopped."
The Oh Boyz... not so long ago,
they were the hottest band
in the world,
with such number one hits
as "Hello, Hello, Hello."
♪ I'm going through a tunnel
stuck in a canyon ♪
♪ In an elevator...
Do you even listen? ♪
♪ No, no, no, no
no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
♪ Can you hear me now? ♪
♪ Or am I losing you ♪
♪ Hello ♪
♪ Got to reconnect somehow ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't hear you ♪
♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪
♪ Hello. ♪
And, of course,
"I Want It My Way."
♪ When you go get on the road ♪
♪ The answer is no, no, no ♪
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
♪ And when you say
hit the highway ♪
♪ You know that I gotta stay ♪
♪ It's not that
I love you, baby ♪
♪ I just want it my way ♪
♪ 'Cause I want it my way,
I like it my way ♪
♪ It's my way or the highway ♪
♪ Yes, I want it my way,
I like it my way ♪
♪ It's my way
or the highway ♪
♪ If that makes me selfish
as you have accused ♪
♪ Let me just say this:
I don't like to lose ♪
♪ 'Cause I want it my way,
I like it my way... ♪
But lately the hits
have turned to misses.
Their concerts opened
to empty arenas.
The fans had moved on.
It seems like only yesterday
they were yesterday's news.
I mean, they were yesterday's
news the day before yesterday.
No. Wait. Yeah, that's it.
When did they mysteriously
vanish?
So they were yesterday's news
until yesterday.
Okay, you know what?
Forget it.
( clears throat )
Since the Oh Boyz concert
disappearance,
something amazing has happened.
I won't be needing you.
Whoever told them
they could carry a tune?
Oh, yeah. Me.
What?
The Oh Boyz are hotter
than ever now.
Their CDs are selling out
worldwide.
Selling out?
My two favorite words.
This is a double deuce.
All of the money
with none of the Oh Boyz.
( phone rings )
Yo.
Mr. Oh Boyz Record Company man?
I think you misunderstood
my father.
If you and your peeps
do not cooperate,
the Oh Boyz will continue
to be missing.
Stay missing?
Give me a minute
to compose my thoughts.
Let me get back to you.
How can he get back to me?
I did not give him my number.
We're on our own.
Yo, we don't even know how
to be on our own.
Who will get us our cocoa?
Don't worry, guys.
You've got me on
your side.
We're doomed.
Okay, fine. You've got him.
Life without the Oh Boyz...
is heartbreaking.
You seem real upset.
Miss Possible,
the Oh Boyz are like sons to me.
But what can I do?
( phone rings )
Sorry, got to take this.
Yo. Go baby.
JUNIOR:
We are not your baby!
FATHER:
Junior, give me the phone.
Must be a wrong number.
Don't think so.
And I hate to tell you,
but I definitely know
those voices.
You do?
A bad idea.
We'll give you another chance.
Junior, please let me talk.
Father, I'm speaking.
I have...
It's my turn.
Son...
Father!
Oh, yeah. I've got
everything I need.
You mean?
That's right.
I know where
to find Ron and the Oh Boyz.
I can't believe our fates
are in the hands of a rat
and that contraption.
That's a naked mole rat to you,
and that contraption
is going to get out of here.
Right, so you know what it is?
Of course.
No idea.
Wait. Clever.
It fires the disc player's laser
in a tightly focused mini beam
to deactivate the lock.
Dexter, the smart one.
It's not just hype.
That is what it does, right?
Duh.
We're back with Man Overboard.
Well, gentlemen,
the viewers have voted.
How do you feel, Brad?
Hope it isn't me, I guess.
Oh, too bad.
Brad, you've been voted off
the boat
and you are going overboard.
It's up to you, Christy.
You want to throw him
a lifeline?
This has to be
the most heinous show ever.
You should have
seen the last one
I worked on...
Truth or Volcano.
Anyway, thanks for the lift,
Judd.
Are you kidding, Kim?
It's the least I could do
after you rescued me
from that rhino stampede.
Oh, that was no big.
What was that show called again?
Teasing Wild Animals.
Come on, Christy! Throw it!
Yes. Every international pop
sensation needs
a sensational autograph.
Hmm.
What?
Ah! My favorite reality show.
It can't be.
Father! Father!
Kim Possible is coming to foil
my birthday present!
Ah, excellent.
I relish the challenge.
So far so good.
( gasps )
Welcome, Kim Possible.
It's so nice you could drop by.
( yells )
Whoa!
( sighs )
Miss Possible,
I have gone to a great deal
of trouble to mutate an octopus.
You've got
the most whacked hobbies.
I have been dreaming of watching
you do battle with him.
Well, keep dreaming.
I would appreciate it very much
if you would continue
your fall now.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Ah, I am loathe
to force the issue, but...
( yells )
( sighs )
Boo ya!
Let's hit it, guys!
I'm first.
I'm the leader.
I'm older!
I'm cuter!
I'm smarter!
I thought of it first.
Hey, this is no way for
troubadours of love to behave.
Hmm.
Self-activating,
motion-sensitive laser cannons.
Those bad boys are no joke.
In that case, you first.
Me? You're the one
that can't sing.
You've always been the weakling.
Your dancing totally tanks.
( both groan )
Wade, got a serious 911
on my hands.
Talk to me.
The recipe
for my current disaster:
Start with a nasty deep pit.
Add me.
Stir in one killer octopus.
Are we talking
regular octopus or mutant?
( growls )
Definitely mutant.
( yells )
What a beautiful sight.
Junior,
you do not want to miss this.
Not now, father.
I'm working on my R's.
Hmm. Hmm.
Chill, guys.
I know how to handle this.
You do?
Yep. We close our eyes
and run... all together.
I figure only half
of us will get fried.
Which half?
My guess is the left.
Anyone have a better idea?
As a matter of fact...
On my count, "Quit Playing Games
With My Head."
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said ♪
♪ I don't want
to be a complex boy ♪
♪ I can't tell if you're serious
when you are so delirious ♪
♪ Are you done
playing me, baby? ♪
♪ Is that a yes, no or maybe? ♪
♪ Quit playing games
with my head ♪
♪ I'm a sport,
but I'm not a toy ♪
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said... ♪
Kim! Can you hear me?
Listen...
When octopi are mutated,
certain traits get amplified.
Including responsive
nerve endings.
Wade, short version please.
He's ticklish.
Ticklish?
You've got to be kidding.
Under the armpits.
All eight of them?
( laughing )
♪ I don't want
to be a complex boy ♪
♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. ♪
Check us out.
You guys are just
like regular guy-guys now.
You're right.
We actually just
did something
for ourselves.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Feels weird.
But in a good way, I guess.
Now, we thwart the bad guy.
Wait until you see
how good that feels.
( hums "Charge" )
Charge!
( laughing )
Cootchie-coo.
How can this be?
Kim Possible has tickled my
mutant octopus into submission.
It's worse than that, Father.
My ticket to stardom is gone!
Who's that?
Kim Possible. Teen hero.
Cheerleader.
Hi.
Wow. You are
the cutest one.
Did Roland send you?
Oh, yeah.
He was very worried about you.
Why'd he hang up
on the ransom calls?
KIM:
Um, about that...
Enough. You are all testing
my patience.
Now you will test my latest toy.
I thought you said
it wasn't a toy, Father.
It's an expression.
That is a good look on you.
You can be my opening act.
That was just
the low setting.
Now let's see
who's hot on the charts.
Father!
Junior, are you all right?
Do I look tanner now?
Because the pain
may be worth it.
Come, Junior.
We will fight another day.
But, Father, how will I become
a super pop star now?
GIRL:
Are Robby's eyes really
the color of the sea?
Is Ryan's favorite food pizza?
Did you get Dexter's
E-mail address?
Does Nicky Nick
have a new girlfriend yet?
One at a time, ladies.
One at a time.
All questions will be answered.
All mysteries solved.
When, Ron?
As soon as I get a refill.
I'll get it.
No, me.
He asked me.
Enjoying yourself?
Like I said, Kim,
I don't follow trends,
I start them.
Besides, who knows how long
the Oh Boyz will be hot
this time?
I'm working it.
Yeah, I see that.
I hope they at least did
something
about that record company
weasel.
Whoa!
Hey, boys.
You're back.
You don't know how I missed you.
No, I think we do, Roland.
That's why...
...we've asked
the boys upstairs...
...to fire you.
You're joking.
Who could possibly take
my place?
( laughs )
♪ Quit playing games
with my head ♪
♪ I'm a sport,
but I'm not a toy ♪
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said ♪
♪ I don't want to be
a complex boy ♪
♪ I can't tell
if you're serious ♪
♪ When you are so delirious ♪
♪ Are you just
playing me, baby ♪
♪ Is that a yes, no
or maybe? ♪
♪ Quit playing games
with my head ♪
♪ I'm a sport,
but I'm not a toy ♪
♪ Let's not analyze
what I said ♪
♪ I don't want to be a complex
boy, boy, boy, boy, boy ♪
♪ Boy, boy, boy, boy. ♪