Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 22 - Partners - full transcript

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( whirring and beeping )

Okay... hold still.

Good.

Yes.

( bell dings )

The genomic sequencer works.

Oh, heavens,
I should hope it works.

Otherwise, there
wouldn't be much point

in me stealing it.

( chortling )

Amy, they said you lost it,



that your experiments
were insane,

that you were locked up forever.

Yes, true, they were, got 'em.

Come to Mama!

( explosion )

Hand it over.

Well, Mr. Forward,
who are you?

I am Dr. Drakken!

M.D. or dentist?

Evil mastermind.

On the brink of world conquest.

Mmm... ring a bell?

Isn't that Professor Dementor?

Ah! No matter.



I want that genomic...
whatever-it-is!

Shego!

( martial arts yell )

( grunting )

Thank you.

You are the biggest meanie
in the whole wide world.

Aha, you have heard of me.

( chortling )

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪

Hey, Kim.

Hi.

Kim?

What's the dealy, Monique?

Did you talk to Ron?

Um, not exactly.

Kim, is this or is this not

the day we pick science
project partners?

Yeah.
And you and
I are going

to work together, right?

Monique, I want
to work with you, but...

But there's the whole Ron thing.

Remember last year?

Wade, what are
you talking about?

Your vow.
I vowed...?

That you would never,
ever get stuck with Ron

as your science project partner
again.

Never, ever? Exaggerating.

( fast, high-pitched audio )
Okay... playback.

Every year, same story.

Ron marinates,
and I do all the work.

Never again...

Never, ever.

You're going to have

to show that boy
some tough love.

You're right.

This year's science project
is going to be different.

Good call, K.P.

I didn't want to say anything,

but last year's effort
was kind of weak.

( growling )

You know, I mean, it was solid,

but I know you can do better.

Ron...!
( bell ringing )

Hello!
Yeah, hold that thought,
K.P. Got to run.

See you in science class.

( frustrated groan )

In just a moment,

this hapless henchman

will be genetically transformed

into a fearless,
bloodthirsty predator!

( fiendish laughter )

Worthless piece of...!

Problems?

None.

( sheepish laugh )

I should have it humming along
any minute now.

Too bad you had to tick off
the one geneticist

who's twisted enough
to help you.

I'm doing quite well on my own,
thank you.

Watch as I soup up

this henchman

with the DNA of a
vicious Komodo dragon.

( frustrated growl )

Mm-hmm.
They call her "D-N-Amy."

Shego, I am quite capable
of creating

a genetically enhanced
super army by myself, thank you.

( yelling, electrical
humming and crackling )

( yelling, humming and crackling
continues )

( sizzling )

Fine. New plan.

I charm this D-N-Amy woman
into doing my bidding.

What?
Nothing.

You don't think
I can be charming?

I didn't say a word.

You'll see, Shego.

The doctor
is making a house call.

( sexy growl )

And you just tell him,

"Ron, I am not
carrying you."

Allow me, partner.

Okay, Ron,

we still need to talk.

Mr. Barkin?

Listen up, people.

I am assuming command
of this classroom starting...

Three, two, one... now!

Where's Miss Fitzgerald?

A, uh, fungal experiment
went horribly wrong.

I didn't press for details.

Uh, so, should we tell you

who our partners
are going to be?

Negative, Stoppable.
I tell you.

I'm picking the teams.

( both gasping )

If you do not like your partner,
you can ask for a change.

( both sigh )

I will, of course, say no.

It's part of
the "life is unfair" theme

I'm working into all curriculum.

All right, let's go.

( desk squeaking )

Bonnie Rockwaller will
team with... Rick Flagg.

BOY:
Dude.

Stoppable...

( squeaks )

your partner is... Monique.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Inspired choice, Mr. B.

Monique maintains
Kim-level gradage.

Possible...

You're with... Justine Flanner.

Flanner's like
the queen of the science fair.

I'm building
a kinematic continuum disrupter

which will create a small tear
in the space-time continuum.

Spankin'!

( chirping )

( doorbell rings )

WOMAN:
♪ Coming! ♪

Watch and learn, Shego.

Hello, pretty l...

Aah!

And what have I learned?

At least she remembers me.

( doorbell rings )

Go away!

You stole my genomic sequencer!

Ah, yes... sorry about that.

By the way, w-were you injured?

When your girlfriend blasted me?

When you fell from heaven,
for you are surely an angel.

And don't worry.

She's not my girlfriend.

Do come in, Doctor.

So, Justine, tell
me more about your
project idea.

Uh, yeah.
It's highly technical.

Try me; I'm
here to help.

Here's your to-do list.

It's blank.

Exactly.
During the project,

disappear and don't bother me.

The day of the presentation,
show up and smile.

Listen, Ron, I'm not Kim.

I will not carry you.

Wish I could help you,
but it's out of my hands.

I'm serious, dude-boy.

If you won't work, I won't work.

Not sure I believe that.

You, Rufus?

Mm-mmm.

Monique, I think we both know

you'll do the work.

What do you mean?

Four words...
Grade point average.

Hey, you care... I don't.

You...

( frustrated growl )

Check and mate.

( laughing )

Well, your home is so...
decorated.

Thanks for noticing.

Did it all myself.

No!

Yes!

( chortling )

Yours is a rare gift, Amy.

Ah, Doctor!

Flattery will get
you everywhere.

Ooh...!

How about into your lab?

Right this way.

Watch your step.

Now, Shego, who got game?

( sighs )

You got game.

Straight up. Aah...!

Ow! Ooh! Aah!

( clattering )

Boys, you promised
to help me wash the car.

Reporting for duty, Dad.

Uh, keep up the good work, Tim.

Say, Kimmie, how's that
science project with
Ronald coming along?

I'm not working
with Ron this year.

Gee, that's too bad.

Well, Ron
was always such a slacker,

and this new partner's a genius.

Oh, that's good.

A total know-it-all genius

who thinks that I'm stupid
and can't do anything.

So we're back to bad.

TIM:
Heads up!

Got to wring her out.

Aah! Tim!

You tweeb!

You know, Kimmie,
you've rubbed elbows

with some pretty
famous scientists.

Maybe your partner
isn't aware of that.

Yeah. She's a
total Brainiac.

Some of the scientists I've met

are probably like
rock stars to her.

Psst!

I can think of
a certain rocket scientist

who's done some amazing work.

Professor Alanford.

Oh. Yeah... Alanford.

He's a good egg.

Thanks, Dad.

( groaning, bones cracking )

Sorry, honey bunny.

( clapping hands )

Oh... ah!

( gasps )

It's the lab of my dreams!

Ready, honey bunny?

( sheepish laugh )

Is it completely necessary
to call me that?

I like "sugar booger," too.

Honey bunny it is, then.

( frustrated groan )

Ron, we're running out of time.

I hear you, girlfriend.

Look, I'm willing to do
my half of the work,

but you got to step up, too.

Monique, the system
I worked out with Kim

has served me well
over the years.

What system?!
You did nothing!

Got to go with my strengths.

Okay,

you know what?

When you're ready to work,

that's when we get
this party started.

( buzzing )

( typing )

( whirring )

DRAKKEN:
At last, a creature
so terrifying,

so fearsome, so...

Aah!

What is that?
( loud panting )

Isn't he just the cutest thing?

Precious.

My mutant army must be
vicious and bloodthirsty.

Cute and cuddly won't
take over the world.

But I'm all about
cute and cuddly.

Have you ever tried
vicious and bloodthirsty?

Hmm... do you think I'd like it?

I know I do.

Oh, sugarfoot...
I don't have any meanie DNA.

But I know where I can get some.

KIM:
The Middleton Institute
of Technology.

Justine, I think you're
going to like this.

Look... they're making
their own weather.

Cool, huh?

Pretty cutting edge, huh?

And I care why?

It's closed to all but the most

advanced scientists,

but I've gotten in.

Kim Possible! Welcome.

Professor Allenford,
thank you so much

for taking time from your...

internationally
acclaimed research.

Oh, don't be silly.

After the way you saved our
satellite from orbit decay,

it's the least I can do.

It was just a little space walk

with a fraying tether line
and a blown oxygen tank.

So not the drama.

Oh, and this is
my partner, Justine.

Justine?

You're Justine Flanner!

You know her?

Miss Flanner,

I keep this here to inspire me.

The breakthroughs you've made
in particle physics...

Eighth grade. Big year.

If you wouldn't mind,

uh, could you
make this out to...

"Otto"?

So, why are we here again,
Possible?

Never mind.

Here you go, Otto.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have a continuum disrupter
to finish.

Oh, man.

Ted. Otto.

You'll never guess
who's in my lab.

No, no. Bigger... bigger...

Bigger!

( gasps )

Oh! This one is so sweet.

Amy, we're here
for "nasty," remember?

Right. Nasty, nasty,

nasty, mmm...

KIM:
Hold it.

Drakken.

And D-N-Amy?

Together?

BOTH:
Kim Possible?!

You know Kim Possible?!

She's my arch-foe.

Well, you know what they say.

The enemy of my enemy
is... awfully cute.

( whimpers )

Okay, how weird is this?

Yeah, very. Thank you.

( gasps )

Oh, here's a big beastie!

Grab it, and let's go!

( grunting )

( grunting )

( cracking )

( gasps )

Bye, now.

SHEGO:
Till next time,
princess!

Almost ready, honey bunny.

You're the best!

I think you actually like her.

Oh, please.

I'm an evil manipulator,
remember?

She's a pawn in my scheme.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

That... and, you like her.

Do not.
Do so.

Do not... infinity.

♪ Drakken and Amy
sittin' in a tree... ♪

Shego!

( musical tones )

( monstrous roaring )

What is that thing?!

KIM:
She is so annoying.

MONIQUE:
At least her partner

is willing to do something.

Try everything.

Maybe I should just
start on the project.

I'm down with that, partner!

Ron! Oh?

( rumbling )

( splashing )

Huh?

( heavy pounding )
Earthquake?

Footsteps.

Must be some big feet.

Come on.

( screams )

Taco!

( beeping )

Go, Wade.

Kim, no sign of Drakken,
but get this...

There's a ton
of crazy calls about...

A dinosaur
rampaging through Middleton?

How'd you know that?

It's hard to miss.

D-N-AMY:
Look!

It's that meanie, Kim Possible!

That creature
will maul her to bits.

( evil chuckle )

This I want to see.

Um, I'll have
a glazed, and, um...

Move it!

Hey! What?!

( all screaming )

( roaring )

Watch out, Shego!

( all yelling )

Huh? Ah! Ugh!

I think I know a way
to stop the dino-thing.

I need you guys to distract it.

The distraction thing.
No big.

You sure this isn't
too much work for you?

This is not the time
for hurtful sarcasm, Monique.

Trust me, come on.

( pounding steps )

( grunting )

Ooh... aah!

Stop that! No!

Shame on you,
you bad, bad beastie!

( moaning )

Honey bunny, are you all right?

You saved me.

It was nothing.

Nothing? You risked
your life... for me.

Oh, Amy, no one's ever
done that before.

( grunting )

Hurry up, Monique.

He's got a dino-sized appetite.

Ooh, donuts!

RON:
Hey, hey, that's
a distraction.

Need more speed.

More!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Maybe there's a way
we can boost the motor.

I need a wrench.

No got.

Try Rufus.

Huh? Hello?

Turn that bolt.

Huh!

Hey, slow down!

( roars )

What is that?

Yeah, it's a dino-thing,

but your disrupter
is the solution.

I-It hasn't been
properly tested.

Th-There's no power out here.

The communicator has,
like, mega-batteries.

( roaring )

We have doughnut launch!

Ooh, it's working!

Ready, Wade?

Good to go, Kim.

But...

Justine, it'll work.

The science is sound.

I read all your notes.

And you understood them?

Perfectly.

Okay, no. I had to look up

a ton of stuff,
but I got through it.

Spanking!

( loud rumbling )

( gasps )

( gasps )

Oh, no.

Well put.

( shrieks )

Come on, Kim.

One... two...

Now.

It's operational!

It worked!! T worked!

We did it, Justine.

Well... mainly you did it,
but, hey, I helped.

( all cheering )

Nice job... partner.

Amy, you're the woman for me.

( giggles )

I knew it the moment I saw you.

Oh, Doctor!

I love everything about you!

Your homemade cookies,

your homemade creatures,

that way you wrinkle your nose

when you flout the laws
of man and nature.

Oh, Amy, be mine.

You're sweet, but the truth is,

my heart belongs to another.

Eh... what?

D-N-AMY:
I did some radical
genetic mutation

on his hands and feet.

Isn't that romantic?

I hope we can still be friends.

( echoing ):
Shego!

Nice job, class.

You worked together to push
the frontiers of science.

Ah, baking soda volcano.

A classic.

But you two expect me
to believe...

that this hunk of junk can tear
the fabric of time and space

just by the flip of a switch?

Come on!

No!
No!

BARKIN:
Possible!

KIM:
Working on it.