Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 2 - Grudge Match - full transcript

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Come on!
Come on!

Come on!

( grunts )

Could this line move any slower?

Relax, Ron. We'll
make it. Doubtful, K.P.

They're snackage to
buy, seats to pick.

It's a multifaceted operation.

Just hope we're not
dealing with Lamar.

( grunts ):
Lamar.

Who's Lamar?

The guy in the ticket booth.



He's fine.

Except for his freakishly
moist hands.

Ew!

Gross.
Gross and slow...

A potent combination.

Pick up the pace,

Lamar!

Oh!

That is very much not Lamar.

Can I help you?
I-I-I...

I'm sorry.

Could you speak up?
Me is ticket! Uh...

Mr. Smooth
makes his move.

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪



♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪

RON:
Kim... truth.

I totally choked,

didn't I?
I wouldn't

call it choking...

exactly.

More like a slight case
of, um...

( gagging )

What kind of chance do I have
with a girl like that anyway?

Honest opinion
or best-friend fudge?

Fudge it, girl.

It doesn't hurt to ask.

You know, don't play me, Kim.

There are rules
about these kind of things.

Rules?

You know, "the rules"?

And exactly where
do you find these "rules"?

They're unwritten.

Oh, like, don't call a guy

the same day you get
his phone number.

Yeah, that's one...
and I don't stand a chance

with that girl... that's another.

Ron, are you going
to live in fear

just because of some rules

that exist only in your head?

Sha!

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

( device beeps )

Wade, what's the sitch?

You got an urgent message, Kim,
from your dad.

Dad? What about?

Trouble at the Space Center.

Easy now.

Steady.

Hey, Dad.

Oh, Kimmie, Ronald.

Hey, Dr. P.

What's the new toy?

Not a toy, Ronald...

The most powerful electromagnet
in North America:

full spectrum,

synchrotronic flux denser.

Isn't it cool?

Maybe science has gone too far.

So, Dad, what's up?

Shh!

Top secret.

COMPUTER VOICE:
Place palm

on biometric scanner.

Confirmed.

We've been working on
a robotic surface explorer

for the unmanned
Jupiter mission.

What Jupiter mission?

The top secret one.

How did you know?

Lucky guess.

Retina scan.

Confirmed.

Retina scan.
Who are you?

Because it'll be too far away
for real time communication,

we need a robot that can
think for itself.

Artificial intelligence?

Are you sure
you haven't been
briefed on this?

I'll stop.

Prepare for full body scan.

Ooh.
( chuckles )

We've got a robotic
whiz who's been working
on a thinking prototype...

A prototype that was
stolen last night.

Boo-ya!

How could an outsider

break in here?

Good question.

Be right down.

Ah, Kimmie, this is Doctor...

( shouting ):
Ah! Ah!

( loud scream )

Please call me Phen.

Nice to meet you, Kim.

Same here, Doctor...

Phen.

( yelling )

I'm okay.

I know how it is.

I'm terrible with machines, too.

What do you mean by that?

I'm a robotics expert.

Speaking of which,

Kimmie's going to help
recover the...

( whispers ):
project.

Quietly, please.

If the theft gets out,

doesn't look good
for the Space Center.

( whistles )

Ah...

looking clue-ish.

Wade, I'm scanning in something

Hair:
that looks like...

human, blonde, female.

Who is this?

Vivian,

my ex-lab partner.

Why ex?
She couldn't keep up.

I had to let her go.

Didn't I hear that she quit?

Trust me.
She was pushed.

Maybe she holds a grudge.

Girls are big on grudges.

Says who?

The rules.

( growls )

Phen, do you know
where we can find Vivian?

Last I heard,
she was spending all her time

at the Robot Rumble.

What is a Robot Rumble?

The Robot Rumble is a community:

a gathering where enthusiasts
exchange information

and test their robot's
competitive capabilities.

It's for members only.

KIM:
So a bunch of tech geeks
get together

to watch robots fight.

It's glorious.

Hot diggety!

Sounds like the factory revolt
in Beyond Omega 7.

Hoo, yeah!

It's all that and more,
my friend.

Tread lightly with Vivian.

Her boyfriend Oliver
founded the Rumble.

He's a wild man.

Blonde with wild man...

So by the rules.

Ron, enough rules.

Member identification.

Imperial Senator Bernalus.

My code name.

Identification confirmed.

Stay close... and
don't embarrass me.

Thanks for getting us in, Larry.

That's what cousins are for,

cousin.

Radical!

Woo, Buzzsaw!

Go, go,

Buzzsaw!
Vivian?

My name is Kim Possible.

Oh!

There was a Dr. Possible
at the Space Center.

My dad.

He's nice.

Yeah. He asked me
to help Phen.

Not nice. I don't
want to help Phen.

Oliver!

( gasps )

That's her boyfriend?

How against the rules is that?

Are you here to talk?

Or are you prepared to rumble?

( whirring )

Don't hurt me, robot.

( whimpering )

Don't cry.

He's challenging your robot.

I knew that.

I wasn't crying.

Whimpering.

Well put.

Nice bot, Oliver.

What are you running?

A 4.2-Zig MPU programmed
for maximum self-preservation

and a custom inclinometer.

What have you got?

Could you excuse me for a sec?

Wade, we're at the
Robot Rumble place.

Lucky you.

So not... I don't happen to have
a robot with me.

That's where you're wrong.

I asked you not to
embarrass me, cuz.

I'm going to be banned
from the club for life.

Larry, you're forgetting
that your cousin

is the Kim Possible.

We could run right now.

If we want to find Phen's robot,

we have to stay and rumble.

Run.

Rumble.

Begin.

Come on, Wade.

Boo-ya!

That robot is
learning as it goes.

Artificial intelligence.

It's not responding!

I can't...

Your robot thinks for itself.

Where'd you get it?

Not at the Space Center,

if that's what
you're insinuating,

Miss Possible.

You're calling Vivian a thief?

Nobody insults my Vivian!

( gasps )

Good-bye.

Get out! Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Get out! Get out!

One question:

How do you explain

being with a guy like Nerdexter?

It-it totally breaks the rules.

Hey!

Gee, Ron, maybe it's 'cause
there are no rules!

Hi.

One for Teen Town Trauma...

Annie.

My name's not Annie.

They don't have
my tag ready yet.

Enjoy the show.

Hey!

( chattering )

You're right, bud.

I can do this.

There are no rules to stop me.

Changed my mind.

Thought I'd catch
Meetin' Cute instead.

By the way, what is your name?

Zeta.

Enjoy the show.

Ah!

Zeta.

It's a nice name.

You going to buy
a ticket or what?

My Little Puppy 2:
Puppy's Pride.

Have you bought a ticket
for, like, every movie?

Kinda.

Enjoy the show.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm...

It's no use, Rufus.

Kim's wrong... the rules rule.

( growls )

Look, you seem really nice

and I know that I'm just
a guy like me,

but I can be okay
and it would be really cool

if I could get to know you
better and maybe...

( no audio )

( beeps )

Sorry, mic wasn't on.

( whimpering )

What news, Kim?

Go ahead. I just have
a few adjustments to make.

His name's Oliver.

He was with Vivian

at the Robot Rumble.

I've never seen him before,

but that's my robot.

They stole it.

( bleeps )
Go, Wade.

Kim, I checked
every robotics lab database.

No history on this Oliver guy.

It's like he came
out of thin air.

Thanks.

Please, get my robot back, Kim.

We're running
out of time... ( yells )

I'm okay.

Oh! Sorry.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

My-my bad. Sorry.

No, it's...

I thought I'd never
see you again.

Same here.

And now I spilled my
decaf-olay all over you.

Decaf-olay? That's
what I'm drinking.

RON:
This doesn't happen.

I feel like I've
know you all my life.

That's exactly what
I was going to say.

( growls )

( munching )

Aw... Aw...

I can't take my eyes off you.

You'll never have to.

Ron.

Wade?

Hey! Get off
the screen!

We want to see the movie!

Oh, come on, life
isn't anything like that.

What do you know about life?!

Ron, Kim is waiting for you
outside the theater.

She is?

That is so sweet.

WADE:
She needs you.

Aw...
Aw...

Hurry, dude.

Kim's waiting for you!

( cheering )

What did you do,
buy a ticket to every movie?

No. That would be stupid.

So, what's the urgency?

Got to go back
to the robot club.

There's not going
to be anybody there now.

( gibberish )

What are you doing?

She almost saw us.

Who?
Zeta.

So?

( sighs )

See it through her eyes, Kim.

You, me, boy, girl.

Yeah, so?

Seemingly coming out of
a date movie, together.

You and me... on a date?

It could happen.

I mean, you know,
not that we would,

you know, but if
someone didn't know

that we were just best friends

and they saw us together

at the feel-good
film of the year,

conclusions may be drawn.

Yeah, uh-huh. Ron,

I'm gonna say something

I've never said to you before.

What?

You're thinking too much.

Ooh!

( nervous giggling )

Come on, Casa-no-duh.

Unless...

If Zeta saw us together,

it would make me
unavailable, unobtainable,

thus desirable.

Thinking too much.

It's all
in the rules, K.P.

Look it up.

( yelps )

Wade, we're at the robot club.

The door's got
a major alarm lock.

Look in your pack.

Acid to melt the lock?

Chapped lips.

( smacks lips )

You want me to comb it open?

Press the handle to activate.

The latest in fiber-optic
security-breaching technology.

It can penetrate
any alarm configuration.

( beeping )

( clicking )

( dings )

Sweet.

Be careful.

There might be...

( alarm blaring )

...traps.

Robot attack!

( yelling )

( sighs )

Heh.

( buzzing )

COMPUTER:
Begin.

( screams )

Attack! Attack!

( shrieks )

( gibbering )

Come on. I've got it.

ROBOT:
Attack! Attack!

Faster!

I think we lost him.

Surprise attack!

( gasps )

( shrieks )

Hey.

Attack!

Wade!

( gasps )

Got it, K.P.!

( gasps )

( yells )

Oh, Ron.

This is getting so old.

( train horn blaring )

( screams ):
Help!

( horn blaring )

( gasps )

Retreat! Retreat!

( grunting )

( train horn blaring )

Self-preservation programming.

How did you...?

Well, I analyzed the
situation carefully and I...

Hey!

Wade figured it out.

Come on, let's get this
back to Phen.

Good work, Kimmie.

Thanks to you, the Jupiter
project is back on track.

Hmm? Oh, yeah. Great.

What's bothering you, hon?

Nothing.

It's just that...

JIM:
Stop, come back!

What is this?

We built it, Dad.

To take to the Robot Rumble.

Watch this.

Well, you're not
going to any rumble...

without me.

Nice craftsmanship, boys.

What?

( gasps )

( growling )

Keep it away from
me, you tweebs.

It responds to movement.

So, don't move.

Right. Look at the way it
got that fast moving chair.

Hmm. Weird.

( yells )

Turn it off!

It won't go off.

It's unstoppable.

Cool.
Cool.

( both yelling )

Honestly, you boys are
no better with robots than Phen.

( gasps ):
What did you say?

Well, I don't mean
to talk out of school,

but the man's utterly clueless.

Sometimes I wonder how he
can be such an expert.

That's it, Dad!

( beeping )

Go, Wade.

Kim, I did that search
you asked for

on Phen's
scholarly publications.

But there are none.

Right. None.

All the recent
robotic articles are by...

Dr. V.F. Porter.

If you knew,
why'd you have me look it up?

I didn't figure it
out till just now.

Thanks, Dad.

Glad to help.

Boys, your mother won't
be happy about this one.

RON:
I don't get it, K.P.

If Phen didn't build
that robot, who did?

I constructed that robot
and you stole it!

That's a dangerous accusation.

I'm all about danger.

Watch.

Oliver! Calm down.

Hello, Vivian.

Phen.

Ah, Kim Possible.

Thank goodness you're here.
Call Security.

Oh, I will. And you'll give back
the robot that you stole.

You staged the whole theft

to hide the fact that you never

developed a thinking robot.

You're not a good
enough scientist.

So what? I've
got the reputation,

I've got the robot,

You stay away!

We can cut him off.

There's nowhere to run, Phen.

I'm not running.

You're going to let me go.

I've got the precious robot.

Wait! Don't do

anything drastic.

Looks like your
bargaining chip just flew away.

Lockdown, Phen.

Game over.

So, Oliver,
you sure got it going on

with the femininas.

What's your secret?

( grunting )

Um, well, I can't...
really talk right now.

I don't get it.

This guy's beyond weird
and he still has babe appeal.

( grunting )

( yelling )

Okay, I'm confused.

Robot.

A-ha!

I knew a guy like
that had no chance

with a girl like that.

Wait, okay, I'm still confused.

If Oliver's a robot,
who built Oliver?

Dr. V.F. Porter.

Who's he?

She's
right here.
Huh?

Dr. Vivian
Frances Porter,

noted robotics authority.

How'd you know?

A little digging.

But why the secrecy?

My colleagues weren't ready

to take someone
who looks like me seriously.

Okay, wait, time-out, time-out.

So you're telling me she looks
like that and is a genius?

You know, the rules aren't
going to like this.

Back off!

Or I'll destroy them both!

( gasps )

No!

Put me down!

Kimmie!

Is everything all right?

Fine. The robot's
programmed

for self preservation.

You'll have to walk me
through this one, honey.

Long story short,

Vivian: genius,

Phen: fraud.

She built the robots.

Well, Doctor, we seem to have
a vacancy in our robotics lab.

Would you be interested
in the job?

This time, I will
talk to her, Rufus.

Go!

No need to stress.

Just be myself.

Hi.

( sniffles ):
Can I help you?

( screams )

What film would you like?

( sighs ):
Whatever.

Enjoy the show.

So, when did you first
decide to kiss me?

Before I even saw you.

I was ready to dazzle her.

I was so there.

So where?

Popcorn?

Love some.

Thanks.

Boo-yah.

Yeah.

Ooh!

( laughs )

Cool.